last time on Total Drama Action
the world's top the chef used spoons to
bring out DJ's k*ller instincts this is
not about right or wrong son it's about
you and me we did that cool bill it was
no thanks to DJ the Duncan and Heather
had the bejeebies scared out of them
victory seemed Within Reach as DJ won
the scream off Lindsay surprised
everyone by taking charge earning the
respect of her teammates just as the
k*ller grips were about to cut someone
loose DJ's conscience aka
momma DJ got the best of him DJ called
himself out as a cheater hopped into the
limousine rode off into the sunset
how will the contestants survive without
DJ's gourmet cooking
was it coriander or tarragon he used in
that casserole discover all that and
more in another thrilling and filling
episode of Total Drama Action
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mommy dad I'm doing fine
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asked me what I wanted to be in
everything
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I'm really miss jyj's cooking it was as
awesome as this is completely grosser
tating I wish my boyfriend was here he's
such a great cook boyfriend I don't
remember any talk of a boyfriend oh yeah
I have a boyfriend I love my boyfriend
what didn't I mention my boyfriend
before you sure do like that word
boyfriend when did you two meet we met
between TV season wasn't that only like
two days we met at the orthodontist he
was getting his braces off at the same
time as me at first I wasn't into him
but after the braces came off
such a cutie okay I bought a lot of junk
off late-night infomercials but I so you
have a boyfriend huh prove it
sure I can tell you everything about him
he's six feet tall has light brown hair
blue eyes size 10 shoe 32 pant with a 34
inch inseam wait a second
those stats are all written on the back
of this picture I know a comp card when
I see one because I'm a professional
male model no no one ever thought of
that you've been chasing after a
boyfriend all this time with a honey
back home Sarah my boyfriend's a model
but he's still just a guy Justin is a
supermodel I can't help myself now that
my braces are off it's a whole new
dating world
bendy straws these are just like the
ones they had at the hospital where I
had my kidney switched I was born with a
rare kidney condition my left kidney was
where the right one should be you had a
surgical kidney swap that's right I'm a
rare case you're a rare case all right
whatever
I'm loading up I think Owens tastebuds
packed up and moved to France years ago
I wish I had this disgusting slop around
last time I was trying to stick to my
diet this haute cuisine is obviously too
complex for our unsophisticated taste
buds right
I gave it five stars
I hate suck-ups not to worry folks won't
be holding on to your lunch for much
longer and exactly what t*rture have you
concocted for us today oh nothing just
that your day will be a total disaster
get it it's a disaster movie theme you
know like in disaster flicks people
running for their lives from volcanoes
earthquakes asteroid the more disaster
is the better it's been three weeks
since I had a trim split ends City how
much worse could it get your first
challenge is the earthquake of
inevitable pain each team has to run the
course challenging your dexterity
maneuverability and other mad monkey
skills first team to the top wins best
out of two urns today's reward oh my
boyfriend had a summer job cleaning up
after earthquakes and landslides but I
did cave and buy the electronics salad
spinner with the chitty-chat take your
marks this will be a cinch
I can't wait to swing on the monkey bars
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are you ready to rock
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if you break it you buy a
perfect time to get rid of some old junk
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Wow right right kidney
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when freshers cheekbones
finally a break aftershock
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my delicious lunch lost forever oh yeah
that reminds me
tomato soup that was supposed to beat us
up
is it getting hot in here how about a
cool refreshing hail star golf
ball-sized hail is bad but hail sighs
golf balls are even worse I got one
don't get cocky kid I give up
there's no way I'll get that skin care
line endorsement now oh not so silky
smooth after aftershock
I can't breathe I'm still carrying a
little holiday weight my boyfriend was
part of a rescue team that saved people
stuck in avalanches he is to stay Beth
we need actual advice from real live
living people
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hey stop do something
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please after you
okay you're the one who sacrifice
himself for us
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my unpublished manifesto I've lived a
lot of years
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my editor was right my life really is
dangerous actually break his jaw that's
so tragic
oh and lives to eat Owen is my buddy
he's the only one who truly gets me if
something happens to Owen I'll be stuck
with my imaginary friends and let's face
it I shouldn't touch them and years ago
yeah Phil I'm talking to you um Chris
why doesn't the crew go over and help
him yeah yeah as soon as we're done
getting every shot the good news is it
looks like oh and one the challenge for
the k*ller grip yeah we got our whole
team across the finish line serious
injury Trump's all you just make up the
rules as you go along don't you I love
my job the wounded
what will become of him stay tuned to
find out how's Owen doing Oh Owens fine
a little broken jaw but it's all wired
shut now shouldn't take more than four
to six weeks to heal I mean he's doing
fine
that's what release forms are for
correct him I know all right now it's
time for the second disasters team
challenge who's excited because of Owens
win the grips have the advantage of
getting this handy dandy piece of paper
for the second disaster challenge
yes it just has some dumb numbers on it
oh I think it's a lock combination okay
time to get inside you crazy I'm not
getting in that tin can not even for a
million bucks
better be carpeted in there I don't like
this not one little bit
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for this challenge you've got to get out
before it's too late too late oh you'll
find out pick up to your mind cranking
that lever
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what is that
I really wish my boyfriend was here he's
a registered lifeguard
uh-huh yeah it would be great if you
were here you're right you know would be
better what if he existed in the first
place
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this water is freezing anything no
problem I've got great night vision a
lot of the stuff I get up to happens
when the Sun Goes Down this should help
get to work everybody
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Hey look I think it's a way out
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this one's closest so let's try it first
anybody know how to pick a lock actually
I learned how to open a combo yeah well
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come on what are the numbers read them
out
I can't do it I need more time if only I
had gills how cool would that be if I
had gills I really should have been born
with gills life can be so unfair
maybe we can boost
you know bitching I don't like water cuz
I don't man honey you look like a
floater that another big girl joke huh
you to fight like girls will just float
up to the top with the water and open
the hatch funny you don't look like a
thinker so anybody got any ideas my
boyfriend used to do underwater photo
sh**t and taught me how to hold my
breath for a really long time my accent
totally wants me to learn that Brady
could teach you then I'd have you both
to myself guys there's something here it
might be away
no good any other ideas fire huh don't
you think that's a bit much seriously
I'm just not in the mood bust my hump
for a bunch of snot-nosed don't I
deserve a little me time really it might
be time to end the challenge the water's
getting pretty high and those kids are
terrible swimmers focus I want my chips
bag I'm starving
this is getting serious they turned off
the water we gotta get the cash out of
there simple formula no more contestants
equals no more episodes equals no
paycheck and the end of my luxurious
lifestyle Texas Hold'em you're not
hearing me what gin rummy this could be
it the end like the end end I know
you're scared but you don't have to cry
I'll save you
who's that good thing about crying
lisanna never cries you sure blubbered
enough when a reward was on the line or
you rewards I'm sorry it's just hiding
for your lies it's so stressful
I thought I was gonna lose you all in
favor aye
you're a total sham you mean
leshawna fake cried to get the reward
with Shaniqua hey wait a second let's
not forget who's always there listening
to everyone's problems
wait I just remembered something quick
help me make a snorkel
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brilliant Harold's gonna save the day
once the hatch is open he will drain the
water out of both the rooms and I'll
still have a paycheck
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well that was a pretty exciting day huh
looks like another reward win for the
gaffer's seems like the grips are a tad
overdue but I wouldn't hold my breath
and now let's see what the gaffers have
won oh and all expenses say trip to
beautiful British Columbia dry you'll be
staying at the luxurious in on the
volcano a charming large teetering on
the edge of a little-known active
volcano on Vancouver Island to get you
there you'll be enjoying an exhilarating
I know thank you
I couldn't believe we were actually
gonna drown did the producers lose their
minds but it would have been a pretty
cool way to go on national TV and all I
had it all under control I work best
under pressure huh
pressure get it water pressure I'm
hilarious even when my life is in danger
we'll just take some chips and pop if
that's okay suit yourselves
more money for my end-of-the-year bonus
that's what they call a prize right all
we need after today is a disaster themed
vacay
okay here's the deal you can go and eat
with the gaffers if you promise not to
sue promise promise promise not like
fake promise your fingers are crossed
are they enjoy well that magical bit of
legal maneuvering brings us to the end
of another awesome episode what disaster
lies in store for our team's next time
I'm your host Chris McClain asking you
to tune in turn on and find out right
here on Total Drama
hey you dropped your chips in my plop
hey you spilled your pop in my chips
it's probably the pain meds
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02x10 - Masters of Disasters
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Canadian animated comedy of teenagers who compete in a reality show in parody of reality shows.
Canadian animated comedy of teenagers who compete in a reality show in parody of reality shows.