02x10 - Masters of Disasters

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last time on Total Drama Action

the world's top the chef used spoons to

bring out DJ's k*ller instincts this is

not about right or wrong son it's about

you and me we did that cool bill it was

no thanks to DJ the Duncan and Heather

had the bejeebies scared out of them

victory seemed Within Reach as DJ won

the scream off Lindsay surprised

everyone by taking charge earning the

respect of her teammates just as the

k*ller grips were about to cut someone

loose DJ's conscience aka

momma DJ got the best of him DJ called

himself out as a cheater hopped into the

limousine rode off into the sunset

how will the contestants survive without

DJ's gourmet cooking

was it coriander or tarragon he used in

that casserole discover all that and

more in another thrilling and filling

episode of Total Drama Action

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mommy dad I'm doing fine

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asked me what I wanted to be in

everything

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I'm really miss jyj's cooking it was as

awesome as this is completely grosser

tating I wish my boyfriend was here he's

such a great cook boyfriend I don't

remember any talk of a boyfriend oh yeah

I have a boyfriend I love my boyfriend

what didn't I mention my boyfriend

before you sure do like that word

boyfriend when did you two meet we met

between TV season wasn't that only like

two days we met at the orthodontist he

was getting his braces off at the same

time as me at first I wasn't into him

but after the braces came off

such a cutie okay I bought a lot of junk

off late-night infomercials but I so you

have a boyfriend huh prove it

sure I can tell you everything about him

he's six feet tall has light brown hair

blue eyes size 10 shoe 32 pant with a 34

inch inseam wait a second

those stats are all written on the back

of this picture I know a comp card when

I see one because I'm a professional

male model no no one ever thought of

that you've been chasing after a

boyfriend all this time with a honey

back home Sarah my boyfriend's a model

but he's still just a guy Justin is a

supermodel I can't help myself now that

my braces are off it's a whole new

dating world

bendy straws these are just like the

ones they had at the hospital where I

had my kidney switched I was born with a

rare kidney condition my left kidney was

where the right one should be you had a

surgical kidney swap that's right I'm a

rare case you're a rare case all right

whatever

I'm loading up I think Owens tastebuds

packed up and moved to France years ago

I wish I had this disgusting slop around

last time I was trying to stick to my

diet this haute cuisine is obviously too

complex for our unsophisticated taste

buds right

I gave it five stars

I hate suck-ups not to worry folks won't

be holding on to your lunch for much

longer and exactly what t*rture have you

concocted for us today oh nothing just

that your day will be a total disaster

get it it's a disaster movie theme you

know like in disaster flicks people

running for their lives from volcanoes

earthquakes asteroid the more disaster

is the better it's been three weeks

since I had a trim split ends City how

much worse could it get your first

challenge is the earthquake of

inevitable pain each team has to run the

course challenging your dexterity

maneuverability and other mad monkey

skills first team to the top wins best

out of two urns today's reward oh my

boyfriend had a summer job cleaning up

after earthquakes and landslides but I

did cave and buy the electronics salad

spinner with the chitty-chat take your

marks this will be a cinch

I can't wait to swing on the monkey bars

[Applause]

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are you ready to rock

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if you break it you buy a

perfect time to get rid of some old junk

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Wow right right kidney

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when freshers cheekbones

finally a break aftershock

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my delicious lunch lost forever oh yeah

that reminds me

tomato soup that was supposed to beat us

up

is it getting hot in here how about a

cool refreshing hail star golf

ball-sized hail is bad but hail sighs

golf balls are even worse I got one

don't get cocky kid I give up

there's no way I'll get that skin care

line endorsement now oh not so silky

smooth after aftershock

I can't breathe I'm still carrying a

little holiday weight my boyfriend was

part of a rescue team that saved people

stuck in avalanches he is to stay Beth

we need actual advice from real live

living people

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hey stop do something

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please after you

okay you're the one who sacrifice

himself for us

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my unpublished manifesto I've lived a

lot of years

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my editor was right my life really is

dangerous actually break his jaw that's

so tragic

oh and lives to eat Owen is my buddy

he's the only one who truly gets me if

something happens to Owen I'll be stuck

with my imaginary friends and let's face

it I shouldn't touch them and years ago

yeah Phil I'm talking to you um Chris

why doesn't the crew go over and help

him yeah yeah as soon as we're done

getting every shot the good news is it

looks like oh and one the challenge for

the k*ller grip yeah we got our whole

team across the finish line serious

injury Trump's all you just make up the

rules as you go along don't you I love

my job the wounded

what will become of him stay tuned to

find out how's Owen doing Oh Owens fine

a little broken jaw but it's all wired

shut now shouldn't take more than four

to six weeks to heal I mean he's doing

fine

that's what release forms are for

correct him I know all right now it's

time for the second disasters team

challenge who's excited because of Owens

win the grips have the advantage of

getting this handy dandy piece of paper

for the second disaster challenge

yes it just has some dumb numbers on it

oh I think it's a lock combination okay

time to get inside you crazy I'm not

getting in that tin can not even for a

million bucks

better be carpeted in there I don't like

this not one little bit

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for this challenge you've got to get out

before it's too late too late oh you'll

find out pick up to your mind cranking

that lever

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what is that

I really wish my boyfriend was here he's

a registered lifeguard

uh-huh yeah it would be great if you

were here you're right you know would be

better what if he existed in the first

place

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this water is freezing anything no

problem I've got great night vision a

lot of the stuff I get up to happens

when the Sun Goes Down this should help

get to work everybody

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Hey look I think it's a way out

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this one's closest so let's try it first

anybody know how to pick a lock actually

I learned how to open a combo yeah well

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come on what are the numbers read them

out

I can't do it I need more time if only I

had gills how cool would that be if I

had gills I really should have been born

with gills life can be so unfair

maybe we can boost

you know bitching I don't like water cuz

I don't man honey you look like a

floater that another big girl joke huh

you to fight like girls will just float

up to the top with the water and open

the hatch funny you don't look like a

thinker so anybody got any ideas my

boyfriend used to do underwater photo

sh**t and taught me how to hold my

breath for a really long time my accent

totally wants me to learn that Brady

could teach you then I'd have you both

to myself guys there's something here it

might be away

no good any other ideas fire huh don't

you think that's a bit much seriously

I'm just not in the mood bust my hump

for a bunch of snot-nosed don't I

deserve a little me time really it might

be time to end the challenge the water's

getting pretty high and those kids are

terrible swimmers focus I want my chips

bag I'm starving

this is getting serious they turned off

the water we gotta get the cash out of

there simple formula no more contestants

equals no more episodes equals no

paycheck and the end of my luxurious

lifestyle Texas Hold'em you're not

hearing me what gin rummy this could be

it the end like the end end I know

you're scared but you don't have to cry

I'll save you

who's that good thing about crying

lisanna never cries you sure blubbered

enough when a reward was on the line or

you rewards I'm sorry it's just hiding

for your lies it's so stressful

I thought I was gonna lose you all in

favor aye

you're a total sham you mean

leshawna fake cried to get the reward

with Shaniqua hey wait a second let's

not forget who's always there listening

to everyone's problems

wait I just remembered something quick

help me make a snorkel

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brilliant Harold's gonna save the day

once the hatch is open he will drain the

water out of both the rooms and I'll

still have a paycheck

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well that was a pretty exciting day huh

looks like another reward win for the

gaffer's seems like the grips are a tad

overdue but I wouldn't hold my breath

and now let's see what the gaffers have

won oh and all expenses say trip to

beautiful British Columbia dry you'll be

staying at the luxurious in on the

volcano a charming large teetering on

the edge of a little-known active

volcano on Vancouver Island to get you

there you'll be enjoying an exhilarating

I know thank you

I couldn't believe we were actually

gonna drown did the producers lose their

minds but it would have been a pretty

cool way to go on national TV and all I

had it all under control I work best

under pressure huh

pressure get it water pressure I'm

hilarious even when my life is in danger

we'll just take some chips and pop if

that's okay suit yourselves

more money for my end-of-the-year bonus

that's what they call a prize right all

we need after today is a disaster themed

vacay

okay here's the deal you can go and eat

with the gaffers if you promise not to

sue promise promise promise not like

fake promise your fingers are crossed

are they enjoy well that magical bit of

legal maneuvering brings us to the end

of another awesome episode what disaster

lies in store for our team's next time

I'm your host Chris McClain asking you

to tune in turn on and find out right

here on Total Drama

hey you dropped your chips in my plop

hey you spilled your pop in my chips

it's probably the pain meds

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