Previously on "Real World"...
This is insanity.
Not quite what I expected.
What am I signed up
for right now?
Anyone gonna tell me
what's going on?
As you can see,
things are a little bit
different this season.
This season's theme
is go big or go home.
[all yelling]
This is gonna be
the best season yet.
all: Go big or go home!
[all yelling]
[screams]
[all yelling]
That was crazy.
[all yelling]
I want to stay here forever.
We're gonna be living here?
We're in [bleep] Vegas!
Kailah and Dione
may have an attraction.
I could see us possibly
hooking up.
Not to be r*cist or anything,
but a lot of black people,
where I'm from,
they just don't understand
that that Confederate flag
doesn't mean racism.
It means Southern pride
against the government.
I don't want to go back
and forth with her because
clearly you don't understand me,
but this conversation
is not over.
♪ All the people
♪ In the house
♪ Put 'em up like what?
[upbeat electronic music]
♪
♪ Put 'em up like whoo
[rock music]
♪
[yells]
♪
Trying to relax.
♪
Whoo!
You guys ever
seen "Baywatch"?
[laughs]
Oh, yeah.
Living in Las Vegas
is awesome.
I'm taking Vegas
for everything it has.
I was homeless panhandling
last week.
Now I'm balling.
I don't give a [bleep].
Buy everything.
How is this so cold?
Oh, my--
oh, my God.
I don't think any of us
will get kicked off.
Nah, I'm pretty sure
we're all gonna rock it.
Like, everyone is crazy.
There's just different doses.
Yeah.
This is a totally
different twist
than any other season.
We'll be given missions,
and if we don't complete
each mission,
you're going home.
But that's not going to happen.
Put me out in the ocean,
I'm probably gonna freak out
a little bit.
Obviously,
I have an amazing family.
Like, I was adopted
the day I was born.
Like, I'd be afraid
to meet my real parents,
but, like, if I met
my real parents,
like, I wouldn't be, like,
mean about it.
I'd just want to know.
I found out I was adopted
when I was ,
and that was hard for me.
I didn't talk to my adopted
parents for about two weeks.
My poor adoptive mother,
like, cried every day.
She was like, "I knew
we shouldn't have told her yet."
So I'm going through
a divorce right now.
I mean, it was only
for four months too.
Like, I have that experience.
Yeah.
I learned from it.
Now I'm [bleep] here.
The only thing that sucks is,
like, I'm, like,
broke as [bleep].
What I'm going through right now
trying to get this divorce,
all this stress
that's been building up,
I need this.
I need to feel like I'm not just
getting beat up.
Told you that olive oil
would come in handy.
Pool girl, yes.
You brought that
or was it in the kitchen?
Oh, it was in the kitchen
and I brought it.
You brought that?
I was like, "What the hell?"
We should just get a bottle
of everything.
You know?
Like...
Pink box wine is really good.
Oh, my God.
You Southern girl
would love box wine.
Get out of here.
[upbeat electronic music]
♪
Get out.
I'm just playing.
Is that close enough?
Is this close enough?
Huh?
Oh, you're close enough?
I'm just playing.
You can stay.
I was just joking.
Yeah, that's right.
Stay, homie.
Straight up.
This right here.
Just like, ah, ah, ah.
[toy squeaking]
Hear that?
That's--mm.
That's so real.
Stop.
If you break him,
I swear to God.
Then I'll give you $.
Oh, my God.
No, then you're gonna buy me
a new one.
Me so hornito.
You have no, like,
compassion.
I have compassion.
[toy sqeuaks]
Goal!
Stop.
Don't hit him.
Stop!
Two hits in one.
Don't touch my--
You'll never catch me.
I'm too fast.
Sabrina loves her some Dione.
Can you hug me, please?
Cuddle with me.
No.
Hug me.
It's weird, man.
She just doesn't get it.
He's not into you like that.
Something's just not
sinking in for her.
Chris would cuddle with me.
You--please just
come over to me.
No.
Dione will not
cuddle with anyone,
so the fact that he won't
makes me want to cuddle more.
[whimpering]
What's up?
[dramatic music]
[laughs]
♪
You little [bleep].
That's the last time
I come over to comfort your a*s.
[hip-hop music]
♪
Good night.
Good night.
I'm hitting the sack.
♪
[speaks indistinctly]
[laughs]
♪
No?
Mm-hmm.
Possibility, but not
that gr--I mean--
I can see that a lot.
My girl's, like,
way hotter than her,
so I'm not really, like--
I'm not trying to, like--
You have a girlfriend?
My ex-girlfriend,
excuse me.
Dione insists
that Sabrina's not his type,
but we'll, like, change that
by the end of this season.
When you do,
I'm not gonna judge you.
If you bag her?
Yep.
If you bone her?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
CeeJai doesn't know me yet
enough to, you know,
when I say, like,
"I'm not interested"
or "I'm not gonna hook up
with a girl," I % mean it.
I'm not the kind of guy
that's like, "No, I'm not gonna
do that," and then gets drunk
and, like, hooks up with her.
I like Sabrina as a friend.
We got good personalities.
We, like, mesh well together,
but I'm not attracted to her.
$.
Heard.
I'm serious.
I brought this up.
I'm serious.
What do you mean you're serious?
I just made this thing happen.
♪ No regrets
♪ I'll never lie
[mellow instrumental music]
♪ Just cigarettes and Geminis
[upbeat instrumental music]
♪
all: Girl's day out!
Whoo.
I wonder if they're gonna wax
our asses.
Can you wax my a*s?
♪
I want a lioness' mane today.
♪ Darling
♪ Won't you believe me?
♪
♪ I love you
♪ Till the record stops
♪ The record stops
Those lashes and everything,
so beautiful.
Thank you.
You're my Tootsie Roll.
You're my vanilla
Tootsie Roll.
[laughs]
Jenna and I are really cool,
whenever we're not discussing,
like, politics, religion, race.
She's trying to figure herself
out, just like me,
but all in all,
she's a great girl.
Dude,
I feel so good right now.
Get it.
[speaks indistinctly]
Work that.
I love you.
Mm, I love you.
I love Sabrina.
I could definitely see
myself being
really good friends with her.
Sabrina and I,
we got each other's back.
♪
Love it.
Oh, my God.
I'm cold.
My life sucks.
Just throw the bear suit on,
man, I'm telling you.
It'll keep you nice and toasty.
[laughs]
[bleep].
Mad toasty.
Stand up straight.
[quirky music]
♪
Straight up.
Oh, you good, dog.
You good, man.
You looking better already.
[upbeat electronic music]
♪
Hi.
What's up, girls?
So what'd you girls get done
to your hair?
I mean, it looks good.
I just don't know
what you got done.
You don't think it looks
different?
It looks good.
Blonder?
Yeah, it does.
Did you get extensions?
No, it's all my hair.
Whoa, look.
The TV's moving on its own.
♪
Drag.
What is--drag?
All of a sudden,
we see floating up
on our television
a mission card.
I think we're about to do
something really crazy.
♪
Wait.
Whoa, you guys.
What is it?
Hold up, hold up, hold up,
hold up, hold up.
Come look.
Everyone get over here
right now.
Oh, God, I'm freaking out.
Come on.
Click on the icon.
Oh, which one?
I assume the one
that's shaking.
Oh, my gosh.
[all yelling]
It's hilarious to, like,
wear out a skirt at the bar and,
like, people freak
the [bleep] out.
I don't mind, like,
wearing women's clothing
out to the bar.
Some of the outfits
are actually pretty fun.
Skirts, you can, like, spin.
It's so freeing.
You just lift up at the urinal.
I think it's something I want
to carry on to the house,
is go out in drag.
all: In four more hours,
go big...
[laughter]
all: Yeah!
[all cheering]
Oh, my God.
I am a black male.
That's, like, the one thing
you're not supposed to do
is get in a dress.
D, I'm sorry, dog.
I did not--how am I supposed
to expect that to happen?
This is on you.
I know, I'm so--
yo, I didn't know.
What did you say?
I just told them that, like,
in Cape Cod on Wednesdays
is drag karaoke.
Me and my friends, we all go out
in drag.
Dione is not making
me feel any better about this.
You know, "No, yeah, no.
It's cool, man."
You know, like, "We do it
all the time.
Just throw a dress
on and--you know?"
No, I don't know.
♪
I think that'll fit you.
♪
Coming up on "Real World"...
Yo.
What the [bleep] is this?
[laughter]
I look like Wesley Snipes
in a blonde wig.
[all yelling]
This night is about to get
so weird.
[all yelling]
[upbeat electronic music]
♪
That's like the one thing
I said I would never do
in my life.
You said
you'd never go in drag?
I'm talking about my family,
my friends.
How am I supposed to know?
I was just telling them
some funny stories
of what me and my boys do.
Yeah, right.
"Go Big or Go Home,"
it's not just physical missions.
It's about facing your fears.
Holy [bleep].
Wipe that silly-a*s look
off your face and take off
that manly-a*s bear suit
and go and put on
these sexy-a*s dresses.
How about you do that, D?
I would jump feet
out of the air before this.
Suck on that, D!
[laughs]
There is so many people
out there that dress in drag,
and I have no problem with it.
It's just not for me.
I can't feel comfortable
doing that
'cause that's not who I am.
We need a dress
for Dean 'cause he can't fit
in any of ours.
We need to go
to the thrift store.
God, no.
Like, never.
I grew up in Idaho and Utah,
you know, like,
I'd never even
heard of a drag show,
not to mention been to one
before moving to New York.
We need to go
to the thrift store
so y'all can pick out
your favorite kind of dress
that actually fits you.
[upbeat pop music]
♪
I'm gonna wear
something nice out tonight.
Like what?
Like...
I'll let you know
when I see it.
What about this?
It looks like
an old lady dress.
Oh, my gosh.
You want to be
a stylish girl?
If I'm gonna do this,
I need to do it in a way
that honors the people
who do this in real life.
Like, I need to find something
that isn't going to make it look
like I am making fun
of this community.
Wait, what is this?
One sleeve?
Girls, can you guys help me
figure out what this is?
The one-shouldered.
So where does my other
shoulder go?
It goes--it's empty.
It would be like this.
You see it?
Dione doesn't feel bad
about this at all.
I think, if anything,
he's more excited about it.
This is Dione's thing.
He does this at home
for fun with his friends.
We getting a purse, too.
You're carrying a purse.
Shut the [bleep] up.
You're carrying a purse.
Come on.
Shut the [bleep] up.
Dean is a little
uncomfortable right now.
I think it's okay
to push yourself
out of your little comfort zone
for something like this.
[laughs]
I don't like you right now.
It's okay.
You're gonna love me later.
Like, I get it.
Everybody's like, I just
need to loosen up,
but what am I doing here?
Come here.
Step out.
And I'm trying on this--
This fits perfectly.
Right.
Yes!
The ba*ls are gonna
be hanging out the bottom.
No, they're not.
Dean looks like
someone's aunt
that's about to go to church.
[laughs]
Guys, this is the dress.
This is the dress.
I like the leather though.
Even though I've made a lot
of progress
in distancing myself
from my upbringing,
I'm just as uncomfortable
as Dean is.
I still have a lot of progress
to make.
Yay!
I hate every last one
of y'all.
[hip-hop music]
♪
I don't need that [bleep].
Yes, you do.
I don't need it.
[laughs]
No, you definitely need it.
I don't need it.
I don't need it.
My boobs, like, make Kailah
look like Marilyn Monroe.
Shut the [bleep] up.
[laughs]
♪ Oh, darling
♪ Won't you believe me?
[upbeat pop music]
♪ I love you
♪ Till the record stops
♪ The record stops
Chris looks like an edgy girl
with his hair straightened,
his eyeliner on.
It's so him.
What if it was on me?
Which one would you pick?
Whichever looked good
on my [bleep], Kailah.
That's what I'd pick.
I think Dione
finds me attractive,
but I don't know if it's
anything more than that.
How's your vag*na feel
feel on my knee?
I love it.
How does my vag*na feel
on your knee?
Hot.
I think there is
a pretty heated attraction
between Kailah and Dione,
but I just--I don't like it.
Well, look in the mirror.
I don't want to look.
You have it.
[laughter]
Look straight ahead.
What the [bleep]?
Yo, what the [bleep]
is this?
Just look at yourself.
[laughs]
I look like [bleep].
I look like Wesley Snipes
in a blonde wig.
I'm just plain hotter.
I got to fix my lipstick
and grab my purse.
Dione,
he looks like the best drag
out of the three.
If I was drunk,
if it was a dark club,
I seen Dione,
I would just be like, "Oh,
that's just a ugly woman."
Get in, girl.
You're pretty sexy.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm hoping Chris and Dean
will get something
out of this experience.
It's about pushing
your boundaries,
and in the long run
have a good time.
[electronic music]
♪
They all look sexy.
Look at them ladies,
though, boy.
This is hard to walk in too.
How you doing, my man,
Mr. Clean?
How you doing, baby girl?
I'm gonna hit on all the dudes.
I don't give a [bleep].
Everyone's just staring at us.
They're like, "What is actually
going on right now?"
♪
I need a drink for sure.
♪
Once you get past, like,
the initial, like,
douchers of the world
that, like, judge you or, like,
want to [bleep] on you, like,
most people just think
it's hilarious and, like,
want to, like, join the party.
Yeah, I don't know
how I'm gonna explain this
to my friends
'cause they aren't forgiving.
They'll never let this down.
Thrust it, girl.
Thurst it, girl.
I think the hottest is Dione.
People, they can give us
stares all they want,
but they would be hitting on
our guys.
Hey, let's go.
Let's go.
♪
[upbeat rock music]
♪
♪ We are the
♪ G-E-N
♪ E-R-A-T-I-O-N
♪ Live fast and
♪ We'll do it all again
As I'm pulling myself
out of my own insecurities,
I start having a lot of fun.
Not so bad, right?
This is terrible.
I recognize,
like, that is ultimately
what drag is all about.
Just accepting people the way
they are.
[hip-hop music]
♪
Right here, cuz.
♪
Oh, yes.
Yes.
[all speaking indistinctly]
♪
[all yelling]
Jenna's just
showing her stuff.
Where'd that come from,
Mormon-not-Mormon girl?
♪
[all yelling]
♪
Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
[all yelling]
Oh, [bleep].
This night is about to get
so weird.
Everybody's bisexual
at the end of the day!
♪
[upbeat electronic music]
[all yelling]
♪
Everybody's bisexual
at the end of the day!
Oh, my God.
That's drunk Jenna.
Like, totally not acting
like a Mormon.
One of you guys
make out with someone.
It could be quick.
It doesn't have to be long.
Just go.
[all yelling]
I just made out with a girl.
Oh, my God.
I want somebody to make out
with CeeJai right now.
Who isn't gonna take--
Who's it gonna be?
Who's it gonna be?
Hold on.
CeeJai!
Hey, CeeJai!
Let us make out with you!
No, I'm good.
Here.
Somebody's making out with you
right here and right now.
No, they're not.
I'm--
Whoo!
♪
Kailah is thirsty for Dione.
♪
Sabrina's thirsty for Dione.
It's very weird.
♪
I'm extremely aggressive.
If I want something,
I will go and get it.
Oh, we're going
to the g*y bar.
Thank God.
g*y bar.
♪
I feel bad that Sabrina
doesn't like herself enough
to like other people
that will like her back.
I feel bad for her
not having that self value
that she should.
♪
I have my best friend
making out with a kid
I'm kind of attracted to
right next to me,
and I'm feeling a little
uncomfortable.
♪
♪ Hey
♪ I want to stay away
♪ Before my head goes under
♪ And I long for this day
♪ I can't be waiting
♪ All my life
♪ Hey!
♪ Hey!
We got pretty banged up
last night.
I remember I made out
with Kailah and then I made out
with Sabrina.
Oh, [bleep].
Auto-pilot took over
and it just runs
on its own course.
That's the whole point
of auto-pilot.
I don't know what happens.
♪ Hey!
♪
[bleep].
Y'all was making
the [bleep] out.
On the way home?
On the way home
all you saw was black hair
and dark curls.
Ew.
This is why we can't have
nice things.
[bleep] me.
Oh, my God.
I made out with Dione
while he was dressed in drag.
Are you [bleep] me?
It's not feelings
that are there.
It might be
some sexual attraction.
Maybe I do want to hook up
with Dione.
I remember asking him
to take a shower with me.
Why did I do that?
No, don't turn the lights on.
Please don't turn them on.
Please don't turn on
the lights.
Who just said that?
I hate you for saying that.
It was your friend.
No.
Yeah.
You need to shut up.
This [bleep].
This [bleep] is permanent.
Here.
I don't need that right now.
You [bleep] my life up, bro.
What'd I do?
While you're in drag.
[laughs]
You kissed me, girl.
Dione, don't you remember
being in that drag contest
last night?
I can't wait
for that episode.
I really don't remember
that at all.
I hope that night
never gets aired.
You looked like a girl.
Making out twice.
[burps]
Holy [bleep].
Oh, oh, oh.
Dude.
Come on, don't do it.
Boston strong, girl.
No, you just ignored
the [bleep] out of her
when she had the whole
sex thing.
What about sex?
She was like--
[groaning]
[laughs]
[bleep] head.
Cuddle with me.
No!
No cuddling.
Stop.
Stop.
He's going.
He's gone.
He's gone.
Dione.
No cuddling.
[upbeat instrumental music]
♪
I just want to use you.
Yeah, well,
you and everyone else.
Why are you so against it?
You still have a girlfriend.
That's what.
No.
I'm sorry, though.
I'm just not into blondes.
I'm not a real blonde.
I'm a brunette.
You act like it.
So because I have
blonde hair, you won't bang me?
No.
And I don't fit the criteria?
It's not, like, a fit or,
like, don't qualify
type of thing.
I know we're gonna be, like,
good friends that rage together.
Okay.
I don't want to make that
weird by having sex.
Whatever, Dione.
You have a man bun.
[chuckles]
And you wonder why I don't
want to [bleep] you.
You guys all treat sex
like it's some kind of
personal currency,
like it establishes
your self-worth
in some way or another.
I think that Sabrina's desire
to be accepted by Dione
stems much more from her desire
to simply be accepted
than it does any kind of
real attraction for him.
Where are you going?
I'm just gonna go
sit out here
if you want to come.
Yeah.
[dramatic electronic music]
♪
Like, I was kidding.
I was like, "Dione, why won't
you hook up with me?"
He's like,
"I don't like blondes."
Like, "You're not my type
at all."
And he doesn't remember
hooking up with you last night?
He remembers
hooking up with me last night.
He remembers,
but he didn't know you guys
were making out on the way home.
I didn't know that either.
I wonder what Dione says, like,
in confessionals
about all of that.
Kailah really wants
to--my [bleep].
Kailah really wants to hook up
with me.
Kailah, from what I remember,
I think she was a good kisser.
Can't be certain.
Sabrina.
This is my mouth.
It was just...
[grunting]
[laughs]
The second I saw him,
I would have never thought that
I would ever make out with him.
Me neither.
I'm not giving him
the satisfaction
of thinking he's hot [bleep].
Yeah.
[upbeat instrumental music]
♪
I know it's kind of, like,
weird,
but I don't like to be alone.
I make sure I courtesy flush,
you know,
when I'm doing the two
or whatever.
Trust me, my mommy
thinks it's weird too.
I had a dream
that they're like, "Guys,
the twist on this season
is each of you has to take care
of a child."
Ew.
That's horrible.
Oh, that is horrible.
Well, and I woke up,
like, right at the end of it,
so I remembered the whole thing.
Where's my green tea?
Has anybody seen my green tea?
Yeah, it was up there
I thought.
You green--your green tea?
What is going on?
Someone just exited me
out of my email.
[dramatic music]
Yo.
See?
[all speaking at once]
What the [bleep]
did I just say?
It says Sabrina on it.
CeeJai!
Yeah.
CeeJai!
[laughter]
Sabrina, click it.
♪
I found out I was adopted
when I was .
That was a little traumatic.
Mom has been all over the place.
Last time I heard,
she might have kids,
so that means I have
other brothers and sisters.
This is pretty crazy.
-.
Write it down.
.
Oh, my God.
I'm, like, nervous
and it's not even my, like,
mission.
I'm freaking out.
My heart is in my a*s.
My throat is in my stomach.
Wait.
Wait, what is this number?
I'm thinking to myself,
"Oh, my God.
Is that her number?
Am I really about to speak
to my biological mother?"
[phone line trilling]
Good morning.
Elite Investigations.
Hi, this is Sabrina.
Sure.
Let me transfer you to Jon.
Hold on.
It's an investigation
company.
Oh.
Sabrina?
They're gonna find
your real parents.
Hi, Jon.
How are you doing?
Good, how are you?
I understand that there's
someone that you are
interested in locating.
Yes.
I am so excited for Sabrina.
She's years old.
She's gone her whole life
wondering why.
I have an opening
in my schedule
this afternoon at :.
Why don't we meet
over at Inspire Cafe.
Yes, of course.
:.
I'll see you then.
All right.
Look forward to talking to you.
Okay, bye.
Holy mackerel.
Oh, my God.
I'm meeting him at :
to chat.
Do they want us to go
with you or is it just you?
It's just me.
Sabrina, you thought
this was gonna happen too.
I know.
Did you?
Well, I looked at--
I looked at Find last night
and I was like, "Oh, my God."
I was like,
"That's definitely"--
It's gonna be
a little crazy, huh?
Ooh, yeah.
Holy [bleep].
Oh, my God.
What the hell?
This is insane.
Do you know why
she put you up for adoption
or no?
Not really.
Linda and Tom,
my adoptive parents,
just said that she was young.
She wanted to give me
a better life.
One word:
fear.
I'm afraid.
I am.
[instrumental music]
♪
I don't know what to think.
♪
Go big or go home, right?
♪
"Hey, you're gonna meet
your biological mother."
Or, "Hey, she doesn't want
to meet you."
I could walk into there
extremely disappointed,
and I don't really think
I have room in my heart
to be hurt again.
♪ Baby, don't go
♪ I need
♪ A friend
♪ To tell me
♪ What is going on
♪ And what I need
[upbeat electronic music]
♪
Yeah.
Whoo.
♪
Mm.
Bye, my boys.
Bye.
Bye bye.
I'm gonna see y'all later
when I get my hair braided.
All righty.
Let's do this.
I know who my real
homies are.
You know, girl.
Oh, yeah, girl.
The Three Musketeers.
This is a big opportunity
for me,
and I could easily say,
"No, I'm not meeting
with this detective
because I'm afraid,"
but I need to face my fears
because if I don't try,
then this experience
means nothing.
All right, guys.
Getting nervous?
Moment of truth.
Yeah.
We're about to know
who your mommy is.
What is he gonna tell you?
Do you know?
He just said,
"I have information."
That's it.
Everyone wants to know,
like, where their bloodline
comes from.
You know, she may get
some disturbing news about this,
but she definitely
needs some closure.
All right.
Is that him?
Hi.
Hi, Sabrina.
Sabrina.
Nice to meet you.
Good to meet you too.
I'm Jon.
Jon.
Come on in.
How you doing today?
I'm good, how are you?
I'm excellent, thank you.
I feel like I'm gonna cry.
I don't know why.
You're trying to find
your birth mom I understand?
Yes, I'm trying to find
my birth mother.
What do you know?
I was adopt--here.
I wrote down my notes.
I was adopted a few months
after I was born through
the Jewish Family Services.
They know who she is,
but she changed her name
after she had my sister.
So I live
with my biological sister.
So three years later,
she called my adoptive parents
and said, "Can you take
my sister as well?"
Right.
Then she kind of
fell off the face of the Earth.
Yeah.
She told me parents,
"I will meet the girls
when they're both ."
Well, I'm and my sister
Kaitlyn is .
You could have found us
a long time ago and you haven't.
When did you actually find
out that you weren't--
I was when I was--
when I found out I was adopted.
It's always been a little bit
of an identity issue.
It's been like, "Wait, well,
maybe I do this because of
my biological mother or father,
or maybe this is why
I look like this."
So it's something
that I've always wondered,
and if I don't do it now,
I'll never do it.
No, you won't.
So what do you want to happen
if we locate her?
I would like to meet her.
If I meet her,
I'm going to find out a lot
of things that maybe
I don't want to hear.
I could sit down
and she could tell me,
"I just didn't want you.
I didn't want a child."
I'm going to tap into
a very emotional subject.
If your adoptive parents
are still alive...
Yes, they are.
You're in good shape.
It would just put a lot
to rest
emotionally and mentally for me.
Makes good sense.
So talk to your parents tonight
when you get home.
Okay.
Names, dates, locations.
Okay, awesome.
Name spelling.
If I could just hear from
my biological mother
that it wasn't
because I was born,
it was because
of her circumstances
that I was given up,
it would put to rest so many
of my insecurities.
Give me a hug, kiddo.
Oh, I love you guys.
Thank you for
being there for me.
Of course.
Always.
I could have left there way
more emotional, but I didn't.
You got it.
I got this.
We have a mission.
There's a lot of homework.
I have a lot of homework.
[uplifting instrumental music]
♪
♪ Could it be?
♪ Would it be?
♪
♪ I'm so confused
♪ Could it be?
♪ What would it be?
Where's Please?
Amanda Please?
There she is.
What's up, Please?
Oh, my God.
I get to see your face.
Amanda's my girl
from back home.
We dated for, like, four months.
Right up 'til I came here.
What are you wearing?
She's an awesome girl.
She's hot, she's fun,
she's sexy as hell.
First girlfriend I ever had,
but I wanted to go
into this experience
without any ties,
so we broke up.
This is Dean, my homie.
'Sup?
You looking like
a chicken dinner, girl.
This is Kailah.
I mean, this is not Kailah.
I'm Jenna.
That's Jenna.
Oops.
Hi.
Hello.
[laughs]
Holy [bleep].
Are you for real?
[laughter]
What'd she say?
She goes, "Hello."
[laughs]
Amanda gives Jenna
this look that--
I'm just looking at everyone.
I'm like, "What?"
Okay, well, good.
Now we have a reason
not to like her.
You want to come--
What?
You want to come talk to her
or you want to just holler?
Yeah, I sure
the [bleep] will.
The [bleep].
Hey, girl.
I'm that cool-a*s girl
named CeeJai.
What's up?
She's crazy.
She can't handle the connection.
Aren't you coming here
at the beginning of November?
Yes.
Oh, well, that's gonna be
an awkward visit.
Amanda being a b*tch
kind of makes me want to hook up
with Dione even more.
Because I'm a spiteful
little b*tch.
Like, you're gonna be mean
to my friends?
Like, "I'll show you."
[laughs]
What was that about?
She made a face
and said a word.
Your interpretation
is that she insulted you.
No, everyone saw it.
Yeah, and what'd she say?
She said, "Oh, hi."
That was not that much--
both: Yes, it was.
We all saw it.
I guess Amanda made a face.
Girl code.
The face means a thousand words
or some nonsense.
I don't know.
The rest of the girls
are probably just insecure
because Amanda's way
hotter than them.
[scoffs]
We're gonna go do
a confessional.
It's not
about your girlfriend.
[laughs]
No, it probably is.
God.
I know it's gonna be bad.
Gonna be bad.
[chuckles]
"Oh."
She's like, "Oh."
"Hi."
"Hello."
What the [bleep]?
I know.
Get the [bleep]
out of here.
I still can't believe
that just happened.
Kailah already feels
some type of way about Dione,
and that just, like, kind of
pushed her over the limit.
I mean, yeah,
and it's now it's kind of like,
"Game on, b*tch."
Exactly.
You not gonna come up
in this house and be rude to me
because I was trying to be nice
and I give you one chance.
One chance.
[upbeat electronic music]
♪
[laughs]
Oh, my God.
Shut up.
Just keep going.
Beauty is pain, baby.
That's actually
gonna keep hurting.
You wanted them braids, girl.
You want to look hood,
you got to pay the price.
Oh, my God.
You look so bad.
Man, you look badass.
Dude.
You look like a porn star.
[phone line trilling]
Hello?
Hi.
Sabrina?
Yeah, hi.
What's the matter, honey?
So I just met
with a private investigator,
and my mission is to find
my biological parents.
Okay.
The guy wants to talk
to you and Dad
and see all the information
that you guys would have
on the adoption.
Okay.
But you're okay with me
meeting my biological mother?
Yeah, I'm okay with her.
I liked her.
Okay.
All right.
Okay, well, I'll go through
my files and I'll pull
everything out.
Dates, names, let her know.
We need--yeah.
We need lawyers, locations,
dates of everything.
Okay.
And no matter what
comes out of this,
you're still my mom, so...
If Linda wasn't so supportive,
I probably wouldn't
be doing this.
She's my mother.
She's the one who raised me.
She's the one who's dealt
with me for wild years,
so I at least owe her
a little respect.
You know, the information
on her is very vague
because we have no idea
where she went
and what her name is now.
Okay.
Well, that's--
But, so,
let me ask you a quick question.
Yeah.
Somebody told me your hair
is completely blonde now.
Is that true?
No, it's not
completely blonde.
Mom, that's not the issue.
Yeah, I know.
I already answered
your question.
I want to know what you did
to your hair.
Nothing.
I fixed my hair.
My hair isn't the issue
right now.
I know, honey.
All right.
Well, I love you.
I'm gonna go.
I love you, too.
Love you.
Please be careful.
I will be careful.
Bye.
Bye.
I love how she goes,
"Is your hair blonde?"
[laughs]
♪
Now that I have my mission
out of me, I think it's time
I make myself a priority.
I mean, come on.
Dione and Kailah
are going to hook up.
It's inevitable.
Their sexual tension
is through the roof,
so I'm gonna suck it up
and help her out with him.
Yeah.
Dione!
Come help me.
If we were to do anything,
like, hook up, like,
whatever, it's cool.
Like, I don't care.
It would be all fun and games,
like, that's all we have
is each other.
Yes.
I want Dione to understand
that if we hook up,
it's fine.
Like, it's not a big deal.
I'm not gonna be
some crazy b*tch
that's gonna be all jealous.
I don't want any type
of relationship
or any more out of this at all.
You're literally the only
attractive person,
like, in the house.
Same-sies.
We make--
Same-sies.
Like, you're just here
and I'm just here
and that's it.
Like, I don't want
to hook up with any other guy.
I want to set,
like, an agreement.
Like, whatever happens,
it's cool.
We're good.
[hip-hop music]
♪
♪ I've got this thing
♪ Gonna blow your mind
♪ Pulling your string
♪ Helping you unwind
♪ You want to knot
♪ But it can't be tied
♪ You want to steal
♪ 'Cause I can't be bought
♪ Bought
♪ Bought
[vocalizing]
♪
Oh, my gosh.
Seriously?
What the--
what the hell are you doing?
♪
I can't believe they just now
tried to have sex
with me in the room.
I don't know if that makes
you feel better about yourself,
but that is definitely not cool.
♪
They are doing it currently.
I am in a beautiful sleep,
and then all of a sudden...
[exaggerated moaning]
I mean, like, my moans
are more aggressive, but hey.
Power to them.
Do what you want, kids.
♪ Till you can't
♪ See straight
♪ Hey
♪ Hey, hey, hey
♪ Hey
♪ Hey, hey, hey
♪ Hey
♪ Hey, hey
♪ I've got this thing
♪
This episode of
"Real World" continues now.
[rock music]
♪
This one slips into my bed
about : or : a.m. and--
Something was going down.
The deed was done.
The D was going down.
They even started the dryer.
It was loud.
Yeah, we couldn't
really sleep.
And it was awkward.
Oops, sorry, Amanda Please.
Sorry, Amanda Please.
[laughs]
♪
[phone beeping]
[phone line trilling]
Hello?
Hi.
Hi.
Dude, [bleep] me.
Dude, what?
What happened to you out there?
Oh, my God.
You did?
Damn it.
Oops.
Well, I mean...
[laughs]
[bleep] you.
[laughing]
[bleep] you, Sabrina.
I don't know
what you're talking about.
She just walked by and said,
"You're quite a moaner."
[laughs]
[grunting]
[bleep] you, CeeJai.
He--the whole g*ng!
I hate you.
[laughs]
I hate all of them.
Do the rest
of the roommates know?
I mean--
[laughs]
Jenna woke up
in the middle of the night,
like...
Oh.
[laughs]
Oh, man.
I didn't have sex
with anybody.
I don't know what y'all
talking about.
Did you get your rocks off?
[laughs]
Kailah and Dione
were bound to happen.
I'm just upset that it happened
because I lost my bet,
which was $ that he was gonna
bag Sabrina first.
Damn it, Kailah.
Dude, have sex
wherever you want,
but not in a bed beside me
and make me get out
of my own bed.
Can we stop talking about it?
You're nasty.
It's no one's business.
Somebody's mad.
It's the whole world's
business.
It's on national television.
Dude, I'm about to [bleep]
flip out.
Shut the [bleep] up, Jenna.
Seriously.
It is none of your
[bleep] damn business.
You can calm down.
I don't give a [bleep].
Just shut your face.
You shut your face.
Do you have something to say?
Yep.
Go ahead.
Say what you have to say.
If you're over here giggling
and laughing
and [bleep], say it.
I'm over here giggling
and laughing 'cause you tried
to have sex in the bed
beside me last night.
What the [bleep] do you care?
Um, it was awkward.
What are you,
in fourth [bleep] grade?
Like, grow the [bleep] up.
Hey.
And I was sitting over here.
That's what I had to say.
Sorry
that you don't have good sex.
Like, no one else
is talking to you about it,
like...
Yeah, they are.
Dione was just now
talking to me about it.
Shut the [bleep] up, Jenna.
Just shut the [bleep] up, Jenna.
He said [bleep].
No one
likes you in this house.
Just shut the [bleep] up.
[dramatic electronic music]
♪
Next on "Real World"...
Oh, yeah.
Faster!
Jenna flies off
and the ATV rolls over her leg.
That's not good.
Amanda Please.
I need to tell her everything.
I hooked up with Kailah.
Hello?
This is a go-home mission.
Jenna can't participate.
Oh, my God.
Holy [bleep].
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31x02 - If The Dress Fits...Wear It
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Seven to eight young adults are picked to temporarily live in a new city together in one residence while being filmed non-stop.
Seven to eight young adults are picked to temporarily live in a new city together in one residence while being filmed non-stop.