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31x02 - If The Dress Fits...Wear It

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Real World". Aired: May 21, 1992 – August 29, 2019.*
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Seven to eight young adults are picked to temporarily live in a new city together in one residence while being filmed non-stop.

31x02 - If The Dress Fits...Wear It

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Previously on "Real World"...

This is insanity.

Not quite what I expected.

What am I signed up

for right now?

Anyone gonna tell me

what's going on?

As you can see,

things are a little bit

different this season.

This season's theme

is go big or go home.

[all yelling]

This is gonna be

the best season yet.

all: Go big or go home!

[all yelling]

[screams]

[all yelling]

That was crazy.

[all yelling]

I want to stay here forever.

We're gonna be living here?

We're in [bleep] Vegas!

Kailah and Dione

may have an attraction.

I could see us possibly

hooking up.

Not to be r*cist or anything,

but a lot of black people,

where I'm from,

they just don't understand

that that Confederate flag

doesn't mean racism.

It means Southern pride

against the government.

I don't want to go back

and forth with her because

clearly you don't understand me,

but this conversation

is not over.

♪ All the people

♪ In the house

♪ Put 'em up like what?

[upbeat electronic music]



♪ Put 'em up like whoo

[rock music]



[yells]



Trying to relax.



Whoo!

You guys ever

seen "Baywatch"?

[laughs]

Oh, yeah.

Living in Las Vegas

is awesome.

I'm taking Vegas

for everything it has.

I was homeless panhandling

last week.

Now I'm balling.

I don't give a [bleep].

Buy everything.

How is this so cold?

Oh, my--

oh, my God.

I don't think any of us

will get kicked off.

Nah, I'm pretty sure

we're all gonna rock it.

Like, everyone is crazy.

There's just different doses.

Yeah.

This is a totally

different twist

than any other season.

We'll be given missions,

and if we don't complete

each mission,

you're going home.

But that's not going to happen.

Put me out in the ocean,

I'm probably gonna freak out

a little bit.

Obviously,

I have an amazing family.

Like, I was adopted

the day I was born.

Like, I'd be afraid

to meet my real parents,

but, like, if I met

my real parents,

like, I wouldn't be, like,

mean about it.

I'd just want to know.

I found out I was adopted

when I was ,

and that was hard for me.

I didn't talk to my adopted

parents for about two weeks.

My poor adoptive mother,

like, cried every day.

She was like, "I knew

we shouldn't have told her yet."

So I'm going through

a divorce right now.

I mean, it was only

for four months too.

Like, I have that experience.

Yeah.

I learned from it.

Now I'm [bleep] here.

The only thing that sucks is,

like, I'm, like,

broke as [bleep].

What I'm going through right now

trying to get this divorce,

all this stress

that's been building up,

I need this.

I need to feel like I'm not just

getting beat up.

Told you that olive oil

would come in handy.

Pool girl, yes.

You brought that

or was it in the kitchen?

Oh, it was in the kitchen

and I brought it.

You brought that?

I was like, "What the hell?"

We should just get a bottle

of everything.

You know?

Like...

Pink box wine is really good.

Oh, my God.

You Southern girl

would love box wine.

Get out of here.

[upbeat electronic music]



Get out.

I'm just playing.

Is that close enough?

Is this close enough?

Huh?

Oh, you're close enough?

I'm just playing.

You can stay.

I was just joking.

Yeah, that's right.

Stay, homie.

Straight up.

This right here.

Just like, ah, ah, ah.

[toy squeaking]

Hear that?

That's--mm.

That's so real.

Stop.

If you break him,

I swear to God.

Then I'll give you $.

Oh, my God.

No, then you're gonna buy me

a new one.

Me so hornito.

You have no, like,

compassion.

I have compassion.

[toy sqeuaks]

Goal!

Stop.

Don't hit him.

Stop!

Two hits in one.

Don't touch my--

You'll never catch me.

I'm too fast.

Sabrina loves her some Dione.

Can you hug me, please?

Cuddle with me.

No.

Hug me.

It's weird, man.

She just doesn't get it.

He's not into you like that.

Something's just not

sinking in for her.

Chris would cuddle with me.

You--please just

come over to me.

No.

Dione will not

cuddle with anyone,

so the fact that he won't

makes me want to cuddle more.

[whimpering]

What's up?

[dramatic music]

[laughs]



You little [bleep].

That's the last time

I come over to comfort your a*s.

[hip-hop music]



Good night.

Good night.

I'm hitting the sack.



[speaks indistinctly]

[laughs]



No?

Mm-hmm.

Possibility, but not

that gr--I mean--

I can see that a lot.

My girl's, like,

way hotter than her,

so I'm not really, like--

I'm not trying to, like--

You have a girlfriend?

My ex-girlfriend,

excuse me.

Dione insists

that Sabrina's not his type,

but we'll, like, change that

by the end of this season.

When you do,

I'm not gonna judge you.

If you bag her?

Yep.

If you bone her?

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

CeeJai doesn't know me yet

enough to, you know,

when I say, like,

"I'm not interested"

or "I'm not gonna hook up

with a girl," I % mean it.

I'm not the kind of guy

that's like, "No, I'm not gonna

do that," and then gets drunk

and, like, hooks up with her.

I like Sabrina as a friend.

We got good personalities.

We, like, mesh well together,

but I'm not attracted to her.

$.

Heard.

I'm serious.

I brought this up.

I'm serious.

What do you mean you're serious?

I just made this thing happen.

♪ No regrets

♪ I'll never lie

[mellow instrumental music]

♪ Just cigarettes and Geminis

[upbeat instrumental music]



all: Girl's day out!

Whoo.

I wonder if they're gonna wax

our asses.

Can you wax my a*s?



I want a lioness' mane today.

♪ Darling

♪ Won't you believe me?



♪ I love you

♪ Till the record stops

♪ The record stops

Those lashes and everything,

so beautiful.

Thank you.

You're my Tootsie Roll.

You're my vanilla

Tootsie Roll.

[laughs]

Jenna and I are really cool,

whenever we're not discussing,

like, politics, religion, race.

She's trying to figure herself

out, just like me,

but all in all,

she's a great girl.

Dude,

I feel so good right now.

Get it.

[speaks indistinctly]

Work that.

I love you.

Mm, I love you.

I love Sabrina.

I could definitely see

myself being

really good friends with her.

Sabrina and I,

we got each other's back.



Love it.

Oh, my God.

I'm cold.

My life sucks.

Just throw the bear suit on,

man, I'm telling you.

It'll keep you nice and toasty.

[laughs]

[bleep].

Mad toasty.

Stand up straight.

[quirky music]



Straight up.

Oh, you good, dog.

You good, man.

You looking better already.

[upbeat electronic music]



Hi.

What's up, girls?

So what'd you girls get done

to your hair?

I mean, it looks good.

I just don't know

what you got done.

You don't think it looks

different?

It looks good.

Blonder?

Yeah, it does.

Did you get extensions?

No, it's all my hair.

Whoa, look.

The TV's moving on its own.



Drag.

What is--drag?

All of a sudden,

we see floating up

on our television

a mission card.

I think we're about to do

something really crazy.



Wait.

Whoa, you guys.

What is it?

Hold up, hold up, hold up,

hold up, hold up.

Come look.

Everyone get over here

right now.

Oh, God, I'm freaking out.

Come on.

Click on the icon.

Oh, which one?

I assume the one

that's shaking.

Oh, my gosh.

[all yelling]

It's hilarious to, like,

wear out a skirt at the bar and,

like, people freak

the [bleep] out.

I don't mind, like,

wearing women's clothing

out to the bar.

Some of the outfits

are actually pretty fun.

Skirts, you can, like, spin.

It's so freeing.

You just lift up at the urinal.

I think it's something I want

to carry on to the house,

is go out in drag.

all: In four more hours,

go big...

[laughter]

all: Yeah!

[all cheering]

Oh, my God.

I am a black male.

That's, like, the one thing

you're not supposed to do

is get in a dress.

D, I'm sorry, dog.

I did not--how am I supposed

to expect that to happen?

This is on you.

I know, I'm so--

yo, I didn't know.

What did you say?

I just told them that, like,

in Cape Cod on Wednesdays

is drag karaoke.

Me and my friends, we all go out

in drag.

Dione is not making

me feel any better about this.

You know, "No, yeah, no.

It's cool, man."

You know, like, "We do it

all the time.

Just throw a dress

on and--you know?"

No, I don't know.



I think that'll fit you.



Coming up on "Real World"...

Yo.

What the [bleep] is this?

[laughter]

I look like Wesley Snipes

in a blonde wig.

[all yelling]

This night is about to get

so weird.

[all yelling]

[upbeat electronic music]



That's like the one thing

I said I would never do

in my life.

You said

you'd never go in drag?

I'm talking about my family,

my friends.

How am I supposed to know?

I was just telling them

some funny stories

of what me and my boys do.

Yeah, right.

"Go Big or Go Home,"

it's not just physical missions.

It's about facing your fears.

Holy [bleep].

Wipe that silly-a*s look

off your face and take off

that manly-a*s bear suit

and go and put on

these sexy-a*s dresses.

How about you do that, D?

I would jump feet

out of the air before this.

Suck on that, D!

[laughs]

There is so many people

out there that dress in drag,

and I have no problem with it.

It's just not for me.

I can't feel comfortable

doing that

'cause that's not who I am.

We need a dress

for Dean 'cause he can't fit

in any of ours.

We need to go

to the thrift store.

God, no.

Like, never.

I grew up in Idaho and Utah,

you know, like,

I'd never even

heard of a drag show,

not to mention been to one

before moving to New York.

We need to go

to the thrift store

so y'all can pick out

your favorite kind of dress

that actually fits you.

[upbeat pop music]



I'm gonna wear

something nice out tonight.

Like what?

Like...

I'll let you know

when I see it.

What about this?

It looks like

an old lady dress.

Oh, my gosh.

You want to be

a stylish girl?

If I'm gonna do this,

I need to do it in a way

that honors the people

who do this in real life.

Like, I need to find something

that isn't going to make it look

like I am making fun

of this community.

Wait, what is this?

One sleeve?

Girls, can you guys help me

figure out what this is?

The one-shouldered.

So where does my other

shoulder go?

It goes--it's empty.

It would be like this.

You see it?

Dione doesn't feel bad

about this at all.

I think, if anything,

he's more excited about it.

This is Dione's thing.

He does this at home

for fun with his friends.

We getting a purse, too.

You're carrying a purse.

Shut the [bleep] up.

You're carrying a purse.

Come on.

Shut the [bleep] up.

Dean is a little

uncomfortable right now.

I think it's okay

to push yourself

out of your little comfort zone

for something like this.

[laughs]

I don't like you right now.

It's okay.

You're gonna love me later.

Like, I get it.

Everybody's like, I just

need to loosen up,

but what am I doing here?

Come here.

Step out.

And I'm trying on this--

This fits perfectly.

Right.

Yes!

The ba*ls are gonna

be hanging out the bottom.

No, they're not.

Dean looks like

someone's aunt

that's about to go to church.

[laughs]

Guys, this is the dress.

This is the dress.

I like the leather though.

Even though I've made a lot

of progress

in distancing myself

from my upbringing,

I'm just as uncomfortable

as Dean is.

I still have a lot of progress

to make.

Yay!

I hate every last one

of y'all.

[hip-hop music]



I don't need that [bleep].

Yes, you do.

I don't need it.

[laughs]

No, you definitely need it.

I don't need it.

I don't need it.

My boobs, like, make Kailah

look like Marilyn Monroe.

Shut the [bleep] up.

[laughs]

♪ Oh, darling

♪ Won't you believe me?

[upbeat pop music]

♪ I love you

♪ Till the record stops

♪ The record stops

Chris looks like an edgy girl

with his hair straightened,

his eyeliner on.

It's so him.

What if it was on me?

Which one would you pick?

Whichever looked good

on my [bleep], Kailah.

That's what I'd pick.

I think Dione

finds me attractive,

but I don't know if it's

anything more than that.

How's your vag*na feel

feel on my knee?

I love it.

How does my vag*na feel

on your knee?

Hot.

I think there is

a pretty heated attraction

between Kailah and Dione,

but I just--I don't like it.

Well, look in the mirror.

I don't want to look.

You have it.

[laughter]

Look straight ahead.

What the [bleep]?

Yo, what the [bleep]

is this?

Just look at yourself.

[laughs]

I look like [bleep].

I look like Wesley Snipes

in a blonde wig.

I'm just plain hotter.

I got to fix my lipstick

and grab my purse.

Dione,

he looks like the best drag

out of the three.

If I was drunk,

if it was a dark club,

I seen Dione,

I would just be like, "Oh,

that's just a ugly woman."

Get in, girl.

You're pretty sexy.

I'm not gonna lie.

I'm hoping Chris and Dean

will get something

out of this experience.

It's about pushing

your boundaries,

and in the long run

have a good time.

[electronic music]



They all look sexy.

Look at them ladies,

though, boy.

This is hard to walk in too.

How you doing, my man,

Mr. Clean?

How you doing, baby girl?

I'm gonna hit on all the dudes.

I don't give a [bleep].

Everyone's just staring at us.

They're like, "What is actually

going on right now?"



I need a drink for sure.



Once you get past, like,

the initial, like,

douchers of the world

that, like, judge you or, like,

want to [bleep] on you, like,

most people just think

it's hilarious and, like,

want to, like, join the party.

Yeah, I don't know

how I'm gonna explain this

to my friends

'cause they aren't forgiving.

They'll never let this down.

Thrust it, girl.

Thurst it, girl.

I think the hottest is Dione.

People, they can give us

stares all they want,

but they would be hitting on

our guys.

Hey, let's go.

Let's go.



[upbeat rock music]



♪ We are the

♪ G-E-N

♪ E-R-A-T-I-O-N

♪ Live fast and

♪ We'll do it all again

As I'm pulling myself

out of my own insecurities,

I start having a lot of fun.

Not so bad, right?

This is terrible.

I recognize,

like, that is ultimately

what drag is all about.

Just accepting people the way

they are.

[hip-hop music]



Right here, cuz.



Oh, yes.

Yes.

[all speaking indistinctly]



[all yelling]

Jenna's just

showing her stuff.

Where'd that come from,

Mormon-not-Mormon girl?



[all yelling]



Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!

[all yelling]

Oh, [bleep].

This night is about to get

so weird.

Everybody's bisexual

at the end of the day!



[upbeat electronic music]

[all yelling]



Everybody's bisexual

at the end of the day!

Oh, my God.

That's drunk Jenna.

Like, totally not acting

like a Mormon.

One of you guys

make out with someone.

It could be quick.

It doesn't have to be long.

Just go.

[all yelling]

I just made out with a girl.

Oh, my God.

I want somebody to make out

with CeeJai right now.

Who isn't gonna take--

Who's it gonna be?

Who's it gonna be?

Hold on.

CeeJai!

Hey, CeeJai!

Let us make out with you!

No, I'm good.

Here.

Somebody's making out with you

right here and right now.

No, they're not.

I'm--

Whoo!



Kailah is thirsty for Dione.



Sabrina's thirsty for Dione.

It's very weird.



I'm extremely aggressive.

If I want something,

I will go and get it.

Oh, we're going

to the g*y bar.

Thank God.

g*y bar.



I feel bad that Sabrina

doesn't like herself enough

to like other people

that will like her back.

I feel bad for her

not having that self value

that she should.



I have my best friend

making out with a kid

I'm kind of attracted to

right next to me,

and I'm feeling a little

uncomfortable.



♪ Hey

♪ I want to stay away

♪ Before my head goes under

♪ And I long for this day

♪ I can't be waiting

♪ All my life

♪ Hey!

♪ Hey!

We got pretty banged up

last night.

I remember I made out

with Kailah and then I made out

with Sabrina.

Oh, [bleep].

Auto-pilot took over

and it just runs

on its own course.

That's the whole point

of auto-pilot.

I don't know what happens.

♪ Hey!



[bleep].

Y'all was making

the [bleep] out.

On the way home?

On the way home

all you saw was black hair

and dark curls.

Ew.

This is why we can't have

nice things.

[bleep] me.

Oh, my God.

I made out with Dione

while he was dressed in drag.

Are you [bleep] me?

It's not feelings

that are there.

It might be

some sexual attraction.

Maybe I do want to hook up

with Dione.

I remember asking him

to take a shower with me.

Why did I do that?

No, don't turn the lights on.

Please don't turn them on.

Please don't turn on

the lights.

Who just said that?

I hate you for saying that.

It was your friend.

No.

Yeah.

You need to shut up.

This [bleep].

This [bleep] is permanent.

Here.

I don't need that right now.

You [bleep] my life up, bro.

What'd I do?

While you're in drag.

[laughs]

You kissed me, girl.

Dione, don't you remember

being in that drag contest

last night?

I can't wait

for that episode.

I really don't remember

that at all.

I hope that night

never gets aired.

You looked like a girl.

Making out twice.

[burps]

Holy [bleep].

Oh, oh, oh.

Dude.

Come on, don't do it.

Boston strong, girl.

No, you just ignored

the [bleep] out of her

when she had the whole

sex thing.

What about sex?

She was like--

[groaning]

[laughs]

[bleep] head.

Cuddle with me.

No!

No cuddling.

Stop.

Stop.

He's going.

He's gone.

He's gone.

Dione.

No cuddling.

[upbeat instrumental music]



I just want to use you.

Yeah, well,

you and everyone else.

Why are you so against it?

You still have a girlfriend.

That's what.

No.

I'm sorry, though.

I'm just not into blondes.

I'm not a real blonde.

I'm a brunette.

You act like it.

So because I have

blonde hair, you won't bang me?

No.

And I don't fit the criteria?

It's not, like, a fit or,

like, don't qualify

type of thing.

I know we're gonna be, like,

good friends that rage together.

Okay.

I don't want to make that

weird by having sex.

Whatever, Dione.

You have a man bun.

[chuckles]

And you wonder why I don't

want to [bleep] you.

You guys all treat sex

like it's some kind of

personal currency,

like it establishes

your self-worth

in some way or another.

I think that Sabrina's desire

to be accepted by Dione

stems much more from her desire

to simply be accepted

than it does any kind of

real attraction for him.

Where are you going?

I'm just gonna go

sit out here

if you want to come.

Yeah.

[dramatic electronic music]



Like, I was kidding.

I was like, "Dione, why won't

you hook up with me?"

He's like,

"I don't like blondes."

Like, "You're not my type

at all."

And he doesn't remember

hooking up with you last night?

He remembers

hooking up with me last night.

He remembers,

but he didn't know you guys

were making out on the way home.

I didn't know that either.

I wonder what Dione says, like,

in confessionals

about all of that.

Kailah really wants

to--my [bleep].

Kailah really wants to hook up

with me.

Kailah, from what I remember,

I think she was a good kisser.

Can't be certain.

Sabrina.

This is my mouth.

It was just...

[grunting]

[laughs]

The second I saw him,

I would have never thought that

I would ever make out with him.

Me neither.

I'm not giving him

the satisfaction

of thinking he's hot [bleep].

Yeah.

[upbeat instrumental music]



I know it's kind of, like,

weird,

but I don't like to be alone.

I make sure I courtesy flush,

you know,

when I'm doing the two

or whatever.

Trust me, my mommy

thinks it's weird too.

I had a dream

that they're like, "Guys,

the twist on this season

is each of you has to take care

of a child."

Ew.

That's horrible.

Oh, that is horrible.

Well, and I woke up,

like, right at the end of it,

so I remembered the whole thing.

Where's my green tea?

Has anybody seen my green tea?

Yeah, it was up there

I thought.

You green--your green tea?

What is going on?

Someone just exited me

out of my email.

[dramatic music]

Yo.

See?

[all speaking at once]

What the [bleep]

did I just say?

It says Sabrina on it.

CeeJai!

Yeah.

CeeJai!

[laughter]

Sabrina, click it.



I found out I was adopted

when I was .

That was a little traumatic.

Mom has been all over the place.

Last time I heard,

she might have kids,

so that means I have

other brothers and sisters.

This is pretty crazy.

-.

Write it down.

.

Oh, my God.

I'm, like, nervous

and it's not even my, like,

mission.

I'm freaking out.

My heart is in my a*s.

My throat is in my stomach.

Wait.

Wait, what is this number?

I'm thinking to myself,

"Oh, my God.

Is that her number?

Am I really about to speak

to my biological mother?"

[phone line trilling]

Good morning.

Elite Investigations.

Hi, this is Sabrina.

Sure.

Let me transfer you to Jon.

Hold on.

It's an investigation

company.

Oh.

Sabrina?

They're gonna find

your real parents.

Hi, Jon.

How are you doing?

Good, how are you?

I understand that there's

someone that you are

interested in locating.

Yes.

I am so excited for Sabrina.

She's years old.

She's gone her whole life

wondering why.

I have an opening

in my schedule

this afternoon at :.

Why don't we meet

over at Inspire Cafe.

Yes, of course.

:.

I'll see you then.

All right.

Look forward to talking to you.

Okay, bye.

Holy mackerel.

Oh, my God.

I'm meeting him at :

to chat.

Do they want us to go

with you or is it just you?

It's just me.

Sabrina, you thought

this was gonna happen too.

I know.

Did you?

Well, I looked at--

I looked at Find last night

and I was like, "Oh, my God."

I was like,

"That's definitely"--

It's gonna be

a little crazy, huh?

Ooh, yeah.

Holy [bleep].

Oh, my God.

What the hell?

This is insane.

Do you know why

she put you up for adoption

or no?

Not really.

Linda and Tom,

my adoptive parents,

just said that she was young.

She wanted to give me

a better life.

One word:

fear.

I'm afraid.

I am.

[instrumental music]



I don't know what to think.



Go big or go home, right?



"Hey, you're gonna meet

your biological mother."

Or, "Hey, she doesn't want

to meet you."

I could walk into there

extremely disappointed,

and I don't really think

I have room in my heart

to be hurt again.

♪ Baby, don't go

♪ I need

♪ A friend

♪ To tell me

♪ What is going on

♪ And what I need

[upbeat electronic music]



Yeah.

Whoo.



Mm.

Bye, my boys.

Bye.

Bye bye.

I'm gonna see y'all later

when I get my hair braided.

All righty.

Let's do this.

I know who my real

homies are.

You know, girl.

Oh, yeah, girl.

The Three Musketeers.

This is a big opportunity

for me,

and I could easily say,

"No, I'm not meeting

with this detective

because I'm afraid,"

but I need to face my fears

because if I don't try,

then this experience

means nothing.

All right, guys.

Getting nervous?

Moment of truth.

Yeah.

We're about to know

who your mommy is.

What is he gonna tell you?

Do you know?

He just said,

"I have information."

That's it.

Everyone wants to know,

like, where their bloodline

comes from.

You know, she may get

some disturbing news about this,

but she definitely

needs some closure.

All right.

Is that him?

Hi.

Hi, Sabrina.

Sabrina.

Nice to meet you.

Good to meet you too.

I'm Jon.

Jon.

Come on in.

How you doing today?

I'm good, how are you?

I'm excellent, thank you.

I feel like I'm gonna cry.

I don't know why.

You're trying to find

your birth mom I understand?

Yes, I'm trying to find

my birth mother.

What do you know?

I was adopt--here.

I wrote down my notes.

I was adopted a few months

after I was born through

the Jewish Family Services.

They know who she is,

but she changed her name

after she had my sister.

So I live

with my biological sister.

So three years later,

she called my adoptive parents

and said, "Can you take

my sister as well?"

Right.

Then she kind of

fell off the face of the Earth.

Yeah.

She told me parents,

"I will meet the girls

when they're both ."

Well, I'm and my sister

Kaitlyn is .

You could have found us

a long time ago and you haven't.

When did you actually find

out that you weren't--

I was when I was--

when I found out I was adopted.

It's always been a little bit

of an identity issue.

It's been like, "Wait, well,

maybe I do this because of

my biological mother or father,

or maybe this is why

I look like this."

So it's something

that I've always wondered,

and if I don't do it now,

I'll never do it.

No, you won't.

So what do you want to happen

if we locate her?

I would like to meet her.

If I meet her,

I'm going to find out a lot

of things that maybe

I don't want to hear.

I could sit down

and she could tell me,

"I just didn't want you.

I didn't want a child."

I'm going to tap into

a very emotional subject.

If your adoptive parents

are still alive...

Yes, they are.

You're in good shape.

It would just put a lot

to rest

emotionally and mentally for me.

Makes good sense.

So talk to your parents tonight

when you get home.

Okay.

Names, dates, locations.

Okay, awesome.

Name spelling.

If I could just hear from

my biological mother

that it wasn't

because I was born,

it was because

of her circumstances

that I was given up,

it would put to rest so many

of my insecurities.

Give me a hug, kiddo.

Oh, I love you guys.

Thank you for

being there for me.

Of course.

Always.

I could have left there way

more emotional, but I didn't.

You got it.

I got this.

We have a mission.

There's a lot of homework.

I have a lot of homework.

[uplifting instrumental music]



♪ Could it be?

♪ Would it be?



♪ I'm so confused

♪ Could it be?

♪ What would it be?

Where's Please?

Amanda Please?

There she is.

What's up, Please?

Oh, my God.

I get to see your face.

Amanda's my girl

from back home.

We dated for, like, four months.

Right up 'til I came here.

What are you wearing?

She's an awesome girl.

She's hot, she's fun,

she's sexy as hell.

First girlfriend I ever had,

but I wanted to go

into this experience

without any ties,

so we broke up.

This is Dean, my homie.

'Sup?

You looking like

a chicken dinner, girl.

This is Kailah.

I mean, this is not Kailah.

I'm Jenna.

That's Jenna.

Oops.

Hi.

Hello.

[laughs]

Holy [bleep].

Are you for real?

[laughter]

What'd she say?

She goes, "Hello."

[laughs]

Amanda gives Jenna

this look that--

I'm just looking at everyone.

I'm like, "What?"

Okay, well, good.

Now we have a reason

not to like her.

You want to come--

What?

You want to come talk to her

or you want to just holler?

Yeah, I sure

the [bleep] will.

The [bleep].

Hey, girl.

I'm that cool-a*s girl

named CeeJai.

What's up?

She's crazy.

She can't handle the connection.

Aren't you coming here

at the beginning of November?

Yes.

Oh, well, that's gonna be

an awkward visit.

Amanda being a b*tch

kind of makes me want to hook up

with Dione even more.

Because I'm a spiteful

little b*tch.

Like, you're gonna be mean

to my friends?

Like, "I'll show you."

[laughs]

What was that about?

She made a face

and said a word.

Your interpretation

is that she insulted you.

No, everyone saw it.

Yeah, and what'd she say?

She said, "Oh, hi."

That was not that much--

both: Yes, it was.

We all saw it.

I guess Amanda made a face.

Girl code.

The face means a thousand words

or some nonsense.

I don't know.

The rest of the girls

are probably just insecure

because Amanda's way

hotter than them.

[scoffs]

We're gonna go do

a confessional.

It's not

about your girlfriend.

[laughs]

No, it probably is.

God.

I know it's gonna be bad.

Gonna be bad.

[chuckles]

"Oh."

She's like, "Oh."

"Hi."

"Hello."

What the [bleep]?

I know.

Get the [bleep]

out of here.

I still can't believe

that just happened.

Kailah already feels

some type of way about Dione,

and that just, like, kind of

pushed her over the limit.

I mean, yeah,

and it's now it's kind of like,

"Game on, b*tch."

Exactly.

You not gonna come up

in this house and be rude to me

because I was trying to be nice

and I give you one chance.

One chance.

[upbeat electronic music]



[laughs]

Oh, my God.

Shut up.

Just keep going.

Beauty is pain, baby.

That's actually

gonna keep hurting.

You wanted them braids, girl.

You want to look hood,

you got to pay the price.

Oh, my God.

You look so bad.

Man, you look badass.

Dude.

You look like a porn star.

[phone line trilling]

Hello?

Hi.

Sabrina?

Yeah, hi.

What's the matter, honey?

So I just met

with a private investigator,

and my mission is to find

my biological parents.

Okay.

The guy wants to talk

to you and Dad

and see all the information

that you guys would have

on the adoption.

Okay.

But you're okay with me

meeting my biological mother?

Yeah, I'm okay with her.

I liked her.

Okay.

All right.

Okay, well, I'll go through

my files and I'll pull

everything out.

Dates, names, let her know.

We need--yeah.

We need lawyers, locations,

dates of everything.

Okay.

And no matter what

comes out of this,

you're still my mom, so...

If Linda wasn't so supportive,

I probably wouldn't

be doing this.

She's my mother.

She's the one who raised me.

She's the one who's dealt

with me for wild years,

so I at least owe her

a little respect.

You know, the information

on her is very vague

because we have no idea

where she went

and what her name is now.

Okay.

Well, that's--

But, so,

let me ask you a quick question.

Yeah.

Somebody told me your hair

is completely blonde now.

Is that true?

No, it's not

completely blonde.

Mom, that's not the issue.

Yeah, I know.

I already answered

your question.

I want to know what you did

to your hair.

Nothing.

I fixed my hair.

My hair isn't the issue

right now.

I know, honey.

All right.

Well, I love you.

I'm gonna go.

I love you, too.

Love you.

Please be careful.

I will be careful.

Bye.

Bye.

I love how she goes,

"Is your hair blonde?"

[laughs]



Now that I have my mission

out of me, I think it's time

I make myself a priority.

I mean, come on.

Dione and Kailah

are going to hook up.

It's inevitable.

Their sexual tension

is through the roof,

so I'm gonna suck it up

and help her out with him.

Yeah.

Dione!

Come help me.

If we were to do anything,

like, hook up, like,

whatever, it's cool.

Like, I don't care.

It would be all fun and games,

like, that's all we have

is each other.

Yes.

I want Dione to understand

that if we hook up,

it's fine.

Like, it's not a big deal.

I'm not gonna be

some crazy b*tch

that's gonna be all jealous.

I don't want any type

of relationship

or any more out of this at all.

You're literally the only

attractive person,

like, in the house.

Same-sies.

We make--

Same-sies.

Like, you're just here

and I'm just here

and that's it.

Like, I don't want

to hook up with any other guy.

I want to set,

like, an agreement.

Like, whatever happens,

it's cool.

We're good.

[hip-hop music]



♪ I've got this thing

♪ Gonna blow your mind

♪ Pulling your string

♪ Helping you unwind

♪ You want to knot

♪ But it can't be tied

♪ You want to steal

♪ 'Cause I can't be bought

♪ Bought

♪ Bought

[vocalizing]



Oh, my gosh.

Seriously?

What the--

what the hell are you doing?



I can't believe they just now

tried to have sex

with me in the room.

I don't know if that makes

you feel better about yourself,

but that is definitely not cool.



They are doing it currently.

I am in a beautiful sleep,

and then all of a sudden...

[exaggerated moaning]

I mean, like, my moans

are more aggressive, but hey.

Power to them.

Do what you want, kids.

♪ Till you can't

♪ See straight

♪ Hey

♪ Hey, hey, hey

♪ Hey

♪ Hey, hey, hey

♪ Hey

♪ Hey, hey

♪ I've got this thing



This episode of

"Real World" continues now.

[rock music]



This one slips into my bed

about : or : a.m. and--

Something was going down.

The deed was done.

The D was going down.

They even started the dryer.

It was loud.

Yeah, we couldn't

really sleep.

And it was awkward.

Oops, sorry, Amanda Please.

Sorry, Amanda Please.

[laughs]



[phone beeping]

[phone line trilling]

Hello?

Hi.

Hi.

Dude, [bleep] me.

Dude, what?

What happened to you out there?

Oh, my God.

You did?

Damn it.

Oops.

Well, I mean...

[laughs]

[bleep] you.

[laughing]

[bleep] you, Sabrina.

I don't know

what you're talking about.

She just walked by and said,

"You're quite a moaner."

[laughs]

[grunting]

[bleep] you, CeeJai.

He--the whole g*ng!

I hate you.

[laughs]

I hate all of them.

Do the rest

of the roommates know?

I mean--

[laughs]

Jenna woke up

in the middle of the night,

like...

Oh.

[laughs]

Oh, man.

I didn't have sex

with anybody.

I don't know what y'all

talking about.

Did you get your rocks off?

[laughs]

Kailah and Dione

were bound to happen.

I'm just upset that it happened

because I lost my bet,

which was $ that he was gonna

bag Sabrina first.

Damn it, Kailah.

Dude, have sex

wherever you want,

but not in a bed beside me

and make me get out

of my own bed.

Can we stop talking about it?

You're nasty.

It's no one's business.

Somebody's mad.

It's the whole world's

business.

It's on national television.

Dude, I'm about to [bleep]

flip out.

Shut the [bleep] up, Jenna.

Seriously.

It is none of your

[bleep] damn business.

You can calm down.

I don't give a [bleep].

Just shut your face.

You shut your face.

Do you have something to say?

Yep.

Go ahead.

Say what you have to say.

If you're over here giggling

and laughing

and [bleep], say it.

I'm over here giggling

and laughing 'cause you tried

to have sex in the bed

beside me last night.

What the [bleep] do you care?

Um, it was awkward.

What are you,

in fourth [bleep] grade?

Like, grow the [bleep] up.

Hey.

And I was sitting over here.

That's what I had to say.

Sorry

that you don't have good sex.

Like, no one else

is talking to you about it,

like...

Yeah, they are.

Dione was just now

talking to me about it.

Shut the [bleep] up, Jenna.

Just shut the [bleep] up, Jenna.

He said [bleep].

No one

likes you in this house.

Just shut the [bleep] up.

[dramatic electronic music]



Next on "Real World"...

Oh, yeah.

Faster!

Jenna flies off

and the ATV rolls over her leg.

That's not good.

Amanda Please.

I need to tell her everything.

I hooked up with Kailah.

Hello?

This is a go-home mission.

Jenna can't participate.

Oh, my God.

Holy [bleep].