Previously onReal World...
[doorbell rings]
Who the hell is that
with luggage?
Who is this?
Uh-oh.
New roommate.
My name's Alicia.
Go look outside.
Alicia is my boss
and a raging b*tch from hell.
I'm shaking right now.
We got a new roommate.
It's just like, "Wait, what?"
[bleep] that.
Are you friends with this
girl?
[bleep] no.
My best friend had a
boyfriend, and she [bleep] him.
Alicia's a compulsive liar.
Couldn't get any worse
at this point.
Things are about to get so
[bleep] twisted.
I'm gonna make her life
a living hell.
So I'm just gonna flat out say
it, I don't like you.
Oh, yeah?
Did you ever seeScary Movie?
No.
We're about to be in one.
You know what this [bleep]
means, Tony.
You know that they're not
just sending one person out.
They're sending six more.
We're completely screwed.
You do understand that this will
be the first episode of
Real World where someone gets,
like, k*lled, right?
♪ All the people
♪ In the house
♪ Put 'em up like what ♪
♪
[doorbell rings]
Surprise!
Oh, my God!
Get the [bleep] out of here.
[overlapping shouting]
Wait, I thought you were
gonna call her out.
I-I have, like, minutes till
I have to go to work, so just
let it out, so I can hear it.
You're really intense.
Oh, so kinda like how you get
with everybody else.
I don't understand why
there's even issues.
What did--what did I do to you,
Sylvia?
You don't come into my house
and tell the people that have
been here, "Well, she slept with
my best friend's boyfriend."
I didn't know it was--
You have no idea what they
just put me through.
Yeah, man.
Hey, guys.
Hey, hey, hey, real talk though.
Give 'em some space.
Let's go.
We already met Alicia, but
let Sylvia and--and Alicia talk.
Yeah.
Out of respect, let's go.
What a waste of pillows.
What a waste of perfectly
clean pillowcases.
Why Alicia's in the house,
I have no idea aside from
she's here to make up lies
and to ruin my life.
I was really, really, really
[bleep] mean to her.
I, like, talked down to her
and would just, like, demean
the [bleep] out of her.
Alicia, I hate when you talk
down to me though.
And then you walk around with a
bitchy attitude / towards
everybody.
Nothing can be harder than
[bleep] dealing with your
employees trying to get you
fired on a daily basis.
Sylvia's just, like, keeping
it together and not crying.
Really?
I'm watching her body
language.
Maybe I got someone coming
next.
Uh-oh. Hey, I got work today.
Maybe I'll get home to a little
surprise.
Maybe.
Yeah, buddy.
This is--it's dumb.
This whole situation's awkward.
All I know is that we're
gonna be in the house, and if
we're gonna make it out here
alive, we're gonna have to--
we're gonna have to get along.
I am furious.
Like, I'd probably slam her head
into a table at this point.
But what I have to keep in the
back of my head is that I do
have a job that I want to go
back home to.
That's a little bit more
important than k*lling this
girl.
Sylvia, are you guys friends?
Wait, should I feel bad
about how mean I was to her?
No.
How long is she here?
Do we know?
No. She said she was
gonna be here for a while.
I was like, "No, you're not."
I don't think they're
gonna be here long.
Do you know how crowded our
room's gonna be?
They're not gonna do that.
I feel so bad for her.
both: Why?
Because she's out there
alone.
She's not gonna come in.
I'm here.
I know. She, yeah, she--
Alicia automatically lost the
battle the second she came
through the doors.
I opened up the trash can 'cause
I didn't see a bed upstairs yet.
This was before the bed came
out.
I go, "Hey, I found your bed.
It's in the trash can.
You can jump right in."
Oh, my God, I love you so
much; you're so great.
I'm making Alicia know that
this is my house and I'm gonna
do things my way.
You know, this is [bleep]
messed up.
How am I the only one with this
issue?
How am I the only one getting
[bleep] right now?
There's time, Sylvia.
Yeah, it's early in the game,
baby, it's early.
Hey, lady-loo.
Hi.
Okay, so how'd it go?
The whole situation's
[bleep] up.
That's what I'm saying, like,
there's a lot that came
with that.
We should go out.
We should get drinks.
We should have a good time
and try to, like, move past
the situation, 'cause you're
here, you know what I mean,
so you can't avoid
the situation.
I know, but it's so awkward.
I know, but you can't avoid
the situation.
You know, I'm trying to make
Alicia feel more comfortable,
and I can definitely relate
to how she's feeling, like,
overwhelmed and, like,
judged and attacked.
I don't know, it makes me feel
sorry for her.
So if you want to come inside,
I'll be there.
You can always walk up to me.
You know what? You're good.
I need to calm myself.
Okay.
[alternative music]
♪
Oh, God.
Ew.
Man, this looks really bad.
You guys trying to be cool?
The thing is, like, we both
got hired on as bartenders.
Well, then she ended up turning
into a sales manager.
We just would butt heads /,
'cause I don't like to be
talked down to.
I don't like it.
Alicia and I, we used to be
friends, but then she became
my supervisor.
And then she thought that it
would be okay to talk down to
me, belittle me, and spread
rumors that were completely
false.
And then I slept with her best
friend's boyfriend.
Not knowing though--
not knowing.
Not knowing.
While they were together?
Yeah. But I didn't know.
Guess who's got a new best
friend--Madison.
Oh, you got it.
I know.
Well, good for you, Madison.
You have a very good friend
on your hands.
Watch out, she'll probably stab
you in the back too.
I think Bubbles feels, like,
happy because she--[chuckles]
I hope they get drunk and can't
find their way back home.
This is Sylvia's friend
from back home.
She showed up today.
Oh!
Sylvia's a little--a little
spicy about the situation.
Really?
So you're visiting?
She's a little saucy.
It's dumb.
For how long?
Till Monday.
Me and Sylvia work together,
and Ariel's the boss.
Are you gonna be here tomorrow?
Yes.
I'm coming in to work.
She's gonna come here.
Sylvia's bartending.
What are you talking about?
Then sit with me--
You know I taught Sylvia how
to, like--
Really? She's so good.
I think from the first time
I started bartending with
Sylvia until, like, the last
time, it was a night-and-day
difference.
Put Sylvia and I behind the bar
together, I guarantee you
we'll ring more than you've ever
rang before.
Whoa.
I guarantee you I'll ring
more.
Go.
[giggles]
We're besties.
Madison and Alicia,
they're new best friends.
Shall we ignore her?
Who, Madison?
Yeah.
Alicia and Madison are acting
all buddy-buddy, and Madison,
I feel like she stabbed me in
the back.
I'm putting a chair in front
of it.
Let's rig this.
I feel strong for doing this.
I kinda want to see when they
open the door that they walk in
and trip over it.
[both laugh]
Yellow door.
Go. Go.
We don't have a doorbell
anymore?
[bleep], are you kidding me?
[screaming]
Wait, wait, wait.
I'm sorry, we didn't have our
key.
Thank you.
T, dude, you should have left
it open; I wanted her to [bleep]
trip over that.
Don't hang out.
No one wants you here.
Bye.
Sylvia won't talk to me,
and it makes me feel extremely
uncomfortable being in this
house.
If I didn't have Madison,
there is no way that I would
have even waited.
I would have walked out of the
door.
I know exactly who it would
be for me, and I [bleep] can't
wait.
Whoo! Cannot wait.
Ha-ha, V's gonna lose her
[bleep].
If Alicia's the first one,
Sylvia's lucky 'cause she
got it out of the way.
Now it's just that purgatory of
waiting for who's next.
They might bring somebody
that somebody's not cool with
back home.
An ex for me from back home.
Back home I got a little drama
as far as with girls.
I got Elizabeth, my most recent
ex, the one I left to out here
to Chicago for.
He was a great guy.
He was fun to hang out with.
And then he went to the
Real World, so we had to put
everything on hold.
I got an ex-girlfriend,
Alyssa.
Alyssa's my first love.
We dated since I was in high
school.
We were on and off again for, I
think, like, eight years.
We come from a small town,
everybody knows everybody,
so obviously we don't really
like each other too much.
They might bring somebody's
brother--somebody's brother.
Yeah, that's--that's the one
I was thinking about.
Wow, it'd be hot up in here,
boy.
[phone ringing]
Hello?
Hey.
Hey, Alyssa.
What's up?
Your brother wants to, like,
come up there.
We were, like, talking, trying
to, like, figure out what
weekend to come or whatever.
Come--come on up here,
but make sure--make sure you,
um, or somebody, like, makes
contact with Elizabeth and make
sure that y'all don't come up
here at the same time.
Ew.
Hey, but if you come up here,
it's gonna be crazy.
You really need to think about
that.
I'll show you a good time...
No!
And all the respect
in the world.
Alyssa, Alyssa, I will show
you a good time.
I'm just saying.
I'm single, and I will show you
a good time, and you can just
ignore Tony and have fun with
the girls in the house.
Oh--oh, my God.
I am the good time.
What are you talking about?
Exactly.
Are you a blast in a glass?
Alyssa, I swear...
Yeah, no doubt.
I swear you would get along
with this girl Madison.
Y'all would click off the bat.
Yeah, just like you get along
with her?
Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
No.
Me and Tony--me and Tony don't
get along at all.
Alyssa's a very, very jealous
person.
We're toxic for each other,
but we are so in love that it's
disgusting.
I've seen her take a brick
and literally chase a girl
down the street
just because I was talking
to that girl.
Oh, my gosh. Seriously?
It's like that?
[laughing]
Coming up onReal World...
Why are you making it bigger
than it is?
Chill the [bleep] out, man.
We are at work.
I don't give a [bleep], man.
He said something that he
should have never said.
[overlapping shouting]
Please stop!
Please stop!
The whole thing between
me and Madison, I really do want
to see where it goes.
[doorbell rings]
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
I'm here to see Tony.
Oh, mother--
My ex-girlfriend walks through
the door. [bleep].
I'm [bleep].
Damn.
Good morning.
I cannot stand this face.
This...
Like, she perks--she purses
her lip up.
Why does she look this way?
'Cause she's a b*tch.
I think one of my eyes
is red still...this one.
No.
Oh, it was when I woke up.
I was like, "Damn."
You got pink eye.
I did something.
I have no motivation to go
to work.
What time are you going?
I have no idea.
I'm not in the loop.
I'm--I just go with it.
I hope I make money tonight.
Remember, you just have to
tell everyone what they want.
Don't be an order taker,
be an order giver.
[chuckles]
I'm gonna go to work.
I'm gonna make money.
Hopefully by the time I'm
done working, she'll be gone.
[knocking on door]
It's better than, like--
Time to go.
Oh, did you see that stink face?
Sylvia's not talking to me
at all.
No words are being said.
All that I'm given is glares.
Hi.
It's just really confusing to
me, and now I have to go
to work with her.
Hey.
How are you doing?
I'm doing fantastic.
If you could keep me from
murdering Madison tonight,
that would be fantastic as well.
Oh, sure.
Oh, aw.
That's how the time is
getting close.
She's so cute.
A lot of little baby girls.
Do you want, like,
more than one kid?
Yeah, 'cause I was an only
child, so I plan on having at
least max, thr--
well, minimum, three.
I want two.
I want to have a boy first.
A boy and a girl.
I'll take three,
and I'll be good to go.
I don't care.
If I end up having a girl--
I'd rather have a boy first,
so he can protect her.
Yeah, but, I mean, sometimes
it doesn't always work
like that.
I want two healthy kids.
I was wanting a boy at first,
but then they said, "Uh-uh,
you're getting a girl."
I said, "No."
See?
Yeah, I got a baby on the
way, and I am extremely nervous.
Oh, God.
The girls don't know I have
a child on the way.
And the wolf pack, they know
because that's what
a wolf pack's all about--
support and understanding.
What are you gonna do
with the boys?
Hey, look, I gotta watch out
for guys like me, and I gotta
watch out for girls like Cole.
all: Whoa!
Especially Nicole.
She's always there for me, and
I love her to death.
Wow, you're gonna make
a great father now.
I think I'll be all right.
Your daughter's gonna
hate you.
"Daddy, how come?
I don't understand."
She'll love me later though.
Yeah, she will.
Wait, so what are we doing?
Ten-minute warning?
Yeah.
How you gonna tell us it's
a ten-minute warning when
ain't nobody even dressed?
I just got to put my hoodie
on.
I think Alicia maybe figured
out a way to not let the
situation get the best of her.
Bruno!
You guys all match.
You and your wolf pack matches.
I need a hug.
You always do.
It's probably, like,
what happens.
I think Alicia deserves
a second chance.
So for the sake of the house
calm, let's see if maybe we can
all get along.
Look, you're going out with
the full wolf pack now.
The full mothereffing
wolf pack.
I just puked in my mouth.
Ugh. That's disgusting.
It's extremely awkward for me
to have Alicia tagging along.
And if she looks at me, then
I'm going to k*ll her.
All right, so all you guys?
Shot? Yes?
I'm good. I'm good.
You don't really want one?
I'll have a root beer.
Brian, did you meet the new
houseguest?
I did.
Where are you from?
Kansas City.
Kansas City.
Same as Sylvia.
Oh, all right, all right.
So you know Sylvia then?
Oh, yes, I do, very well.
Got it.
[laughs]
And the drama ensues.
[laughter]
Hi, guys.
How are you, Ariel?
How's it going?
Oh, I'm making it.
[gasps]
They threw me for a loop
this week.
Really?
When homegirl came in, yep.
[scoffs]
Is that true?
That's a lie, right?
No, I swear to God--
She did not say that, right?
And she said she was gonna
come here and make
a ton of money.
[laughs]
Drama, drama, drama.
Can't wait to bring that up.
Oh, my God, this girl lies about
everything.
Just proving my point.
She's a compulsive liar.
Oh!
So it's bad enough she
already makes my life a living
hell back at home.
But you're not gonna come into
this house and start lying.
That's the last straw.
I can't even focus at work at
this point--I'm so mad.
The roommates--they can't be
that far.
Where do I find them?
Old th.
Sylvia walked in through
that door just...
[grunting]
And I'm trying to figure out,
like, you know, what is going
on.
Alicia.
I heard a really funny story
tonight.
What?
So apparently you taught me
everything I know?
I never said that.
You taught me everything
I know?
I never said that.
Really? 'Cause we can walk
over there, and Ariel will
firmly tell me that--
I don't wanna fight.
I'm not fighting you.
Quit [bleep] lying.
Okay, Sylvia.
Okay, Alicia.
Seriously [bleep].
The way it's looking for
Alicia right now, it don't look
pretty, but it's gonna get
real interesting.
Back home, Sylvia would never
talk like that.
She has no authority.
She has no place.
She just needs to shut
her mouth.
Honestly,
can I ask you a question, V?
Hmm?
Where is Alicia and Madison?
Madison's behind you.
Alicia, I don't know where she
is.
Holy [bleep].
Where'd you come from?
I've been here.
Where's Alicia at?
I don't know.
I came home from work.
Maybe she went to the
airport.
Why would she go to
the airport?
I don't know, let me see.
Maybe because you told her to
sleep in the trash can.
Maybe 'cause Sylvia almost
slapped her in her face tonight.
She deserved that.
She shouldn't talk [bleep] about
Sylvia.
Confirm this for us.
Did she say that she made Sylvia
what she is and she taught
Sylvia everything she knows?
Yeah.
Of course it sounds petty,
but you have to think of, like,
someone that you strongly not
like and them being like, "I
made you what you are today."
Some dude come up here and do
that to me, and I knew it's not
true...
I would pee in their shoes.
Don't push me to that limit.
Poof.
I can bite my tongue--
For so long.
You're not gonna talk down to
me because I will [bleep]
k*ll you.
It's because of what you've
been through that you feel
disrespected.
I understand.
If I didn't know what the hell
you went through, then I
wouldn't understand.
I'd be like, "What's wrong with
you? Why you acting crazy?"
You're not acting crazy.
It's because of the past.
I came from a very a*usive
relationship.
The way Alicia treats me,
it all too often reminds me of
what my ex used to do.
Lying and belittle me,
telling me I'm worth nothing.
Like, as soon as I hear that
tone, I'm like...
But every time you hear a
tone, it doesn't mean you have
to bite.
You know what I mean?
You got out.
You ain't in it no more.
You ain't in that dark chapter.
I just don't want everybody
to think I'm weak.
I'm not weak.
Ain't nothing weak about you,
yo.
You're good.
Stay like that, man.
We living life right now,
you know what I mean?
We chilling, baby.
[upbeat rock music]
♪
Everybody sleeping?
Yeah.
That's so lame.
What time did you go to bed?
Late. Probably, like, :.
Did that girl Felicia come
home?
[chuckles]
It's Alicia.
I think she did go bye-bye.
We have no idea where she is.
Bye-bye, b*tch.
No one cares that you left.
Couldn't handle it, huh?
I'm assuming so.
You can't go into a house
and try to start [bleep] and try
to turn a house against another
roommate without having
tough skin.
[rhythmic tapping]
I need to eat something, man.
♪ Uh
♪ Bird food
[laughing]
♪ Bird food
So in the house we have no
music whatsoever, so the wolf
pack and I, we've decided to
make our own beats with whatever
items are available.
Hey, since we can't have
music...
[banging pans]
We'll make our own.
Here you go. You wanna?
[rhythmic tapping]
[banging pans]
Hey.
It's likeStomp the Yard.
[banging and tapping continues]
[laughter]
Yeah.
No, but you do understand
that this is what the definition
of "two-face" is, right?
Me?
Yeah.
She came into this house knowing
that she was gonna try to start
drama with a person that we've
been with for the past month.
This is why the first thing I
said to you was "choose your
friends wisely."
I'm gonna be friends with
everyone.
I'm a nice person.
I'm nice, you know?
You are being fair-weathered
right now.
I understand where you're
coming from because you had a
"similar situation" when you
came into the house and people
were, like, rude to you.
But she came into the house
knowingly that there's someone
in the house that doesn't like
her, knowingly that she's trying
to get a rise out of her,
knowingly talking [bleep] about
her before she was even here.
Sylvia and Violetta, their
friendship, it's extremely
important to me.
I feel like an idiot now
because, like--
But no, but even--
But when you show the other
half that I don't see,
it makes my picture bigger all
of a sudden.
I guess I didn't put myself in
Sylvia's shoes and how, like,
things could have been for her.
I don't want any more conflict,
so I will definitely keep my
distance from Alicia.
[clicks tongue]
Sorry it came in the wrong way.
Don't be sorry.
But I feel bad now.
Don't be someone you're not.
That's the end of it.
What's up, girl?
Okay, I know I really
shouldn't care--okay, I kind of
care--I wonder where she's at.
The girl's stuff is here
though.
Yeah.
I really could care less if she
ever comes back to this house.
I just wanted to make sure she's
not dead 'cause then I'd kinda
feel bad.
Hey, it's Sylvia.
Alicia, she's not dead?
No, she's not.
Okay, that's all I needed to
know--as long as she's not dead,
that's all that matters to me.
Okay.
Bye.
As much as Sylvia, like,
wants to say she doesn't like
this girl, she's nervous.
I'm afraid she's gonna come
back with another guest, like--
That would be so cool, yeah.
Another frenemy.
Then it's like, "[bleep]."
"Well, since I couldn't stay
the remaining of the time,
here's another one for you,
Sylvia."
"Remember me, Sylvia, from fifth
grade?"
God!
[door opens]
Right on time.
[mutters]
Oh, Jesus.
Right on time.
[laughs]
Where were you at?
I do not want to be around
these people, so last night I
got in a cab, and I went to
a hotel.
I just don't want you to keep
lying about me, yo.
All right, then, let's talk.
Talk? You constantly lie.
You win, you win.
You lie every single time.
Okay, Sylvia.
Okay, if you want to talk,
let's talk.
I just--I mean, I don't
understand why you would tell
people you got me where I am
now.
You didn't teach me anything.
I was drunk.
What was said when I was drunk,
I'm sorry.
I take full responsibility for
that.
Right, well, and I think also
when you walk in the house and
you immediately say, "Yeah, she
slept with my best friend's
boyfriend"...
I was being ambushed.
I was--
You're right.
I don't want to go through
my life fighting.
I don't.
Sylvia, when we get along,
we're happy.
We're fine together.
We're fine, but then you go
back to belittling, and you may
not think that you come off
rude and mean, but you do.
In my mind, this situation
was gonna go much, much
differently.
Like, I thought we could just
get through it and move on.
I'm not gonna argue with you
in a restaurant.
I'm not gonna fight with you.
Okay.
The anger that Alicia triggers
in me is most certainly not
worth ruining what I've
worked so hard to become.
So I don't know.
If you want to come in,
you can come in whenever.
I'm not gonna pretend to be your
best friend, but I'll walk past
you and...
let it go that way.
Because the only person I
control is myself,
and I'm okay with that.
She says she was really drunk.
She was trying to suppress her
feelings, and that's why she
said it.
Why make up things?
That's what I said,
by lying?
It just shows that she's a
liar in general.
Whatever, dude.
We'll get through these next
couple of days.
We'll just see what else
happens.
Yeah.
Don't!
[screams]
No!
Stop it!
Gotcha.
Damn it.
And then the cameras come.
Yes.
I'm gonna lay down.
You guys are stressing me out.
I think Sylvia's very
attractive, and I do got, like,
a little, I say, crush on her.
Man, if I had a chance with
Sylvia, oh, Lord Jesus,
I would bless that body.
You know what I mean?
But I know the only reason
I can't really pursue Sylvia
like I want to
'cause that heart,
you know what I mean,
it's with you, man.
She does not know I have
a baby on the way, but
in due time, I'll tell her.
There's something about her
that I like, man, and I know
I ain't got no chance.
Hey, man, you don't know what
the future beholds though,
you know what I mean?
Time for work.
Hope we're not late.
You know, working at REDkiva
as a barback is not the job that
I would apply for back at home.
But I need this money because
I have a baby on the way.
We're drinking tequila, so...
Do we have lime?
You're gonna k*ll me
with this stuff.
It's too early for this.
Come on.
Cheers.
I'm breaking a sweat,
but, you know, Cole, she's
been enjoying bartending.
You want another one?
Just don't pass out on my
watch.
I won't.
That's cool, Cole.
Do your thing.
I'm gonna keep working,
earn this little extra money
in my pocket.
Let's get it over with.
There's nothing wrong with being
an overachiever sometimes.
This is going out.
What about this?
You can take that out.
No, because I'm gonna
finish up front.
No, you can take it out.
Nah, bro, I'm the bartender.
No, I don't care what you
are.
You a barback and a bartender.
I'm not taking it out.
I'm not taking it out either.
We'll see which one does it
at the end.
Let's see who does it.
Nicole is definitely sticking
her chest out right now.
You know, "you do the wiping,
you do the cleaning,
and I'm just gonna serve these
drinks."
Hell, no.
You gonna take the trash out
too, baby.
Bro, it was your garbage.
"It was your garbage."
Whatever, b*tch.
Yeah, take it out.
Shut up.
You're such a little b*tch.
Ain't hurting my feelings.
No, please, don't.
You're such a clown.
Oh, I'm a clown. Oh! Oh, no!
Look at you.
Stop putting on a show.
Putting on a show?
This is me all day, /.
Put on a show.
This is me /, Cole.
We're fighting over garbage.
We're fighting over something
so stupid.
Why are you making it
bigger than it is?
Why are you still talking
to me about it?
Why are you still talking to
me about it?
Because you want to make
a show, dog.
You're still talking about
it, Cole.
Because you're making it
bigger than it is--shut up.
You shut the [bleep] up.
How about that?
But you don't have to play hard,
you know what I mean?
Chill the [bleep] out, man.
We are at work.
I don't give a [bleep], man.
Jason, you crossed the line.
You should never bring up
someone's sexual orientation
during work.
You said something that you
should have never said.
Sylvia.
Oh, hey, J.
Are you on the phone?
Yeah, what's wrong?
What happened?
I kinda spazzed on Nicole
a little bit, you know?
Can I talk to you outside?
I just want to make sure I'm
not wrong--you'd tell me if
I'm wrong, right?
Okay, yeah.
All right, I want you to tell
me, like, "Jason, you're
[bleep] wrong."
So we at work, right, and you
know how Cole can get.
She get in front of people,
she want to make a scene.
You know, I just want to have
a talk to you.
You had the [bleep] ba*ls to
call out what I eat during work.
You had the [bleep] ba*ls to
curse me out.
You want to talk about what I
eat because you couldn't get
any?
Ain't nobody talk about
what you eat.
You can't get any.
And that's my fault?
Please, please, please sit down.
Ain't nobody talking about
what you eat, Cole.
You called it at work.
Shut--
[bleep] finger.
Shut up.
You think you're better,
mother[bleep], but you still got
a mother[bleep]--
You ain't got no ba*ls, Cole!
I got more than
what you got.
You got--I don't care!
J, J!
I don't care!
I don't care, Cole!
Okay, okay, okay.
Please stop!
Please stop!
Disrespectful, bro.
Cole, you think
you got ba*ls.
Disrespectful--you got no
respect.
l*sbian or bisexual,
I'm a woman.
You don't curse like that.
You think you got ba*ls,
Cole!
You have a child on the way.
You would never let your
daughter get talked like that.
A child.
Whoa.
I got a baby on the way.
Who cares?
I got a child on the way.
Who cares?
I'm gonna take care of my baby.
Who cares?
Jason's gonna be a baby
daddy.
What the [bleep]?
Move out the way, man.
Tired of her [bleep], man.
Oh, please.
I swear to God, I'm just
trying to chill, man.
Sit down.
What, Cole?
Take your a*s back to
Staten Island.
I'm shocked.
Out of everybody arguing, that's
the two I least expected.
You don't air out my personal
stuff, man.
'Cause she airing some personal
[bleep] out there that I didn't
tell everybody.
There was a time and place
for everything, and I definitely
had a time in which I was going
to tell the other remaining
roommates that didn't know.
And now Sylvia knows.
I love you to death, and that
hurt my heart bad, yo.
Like, I know I said
something about your sexuality,
but real talk though,
that was personal.
Out of everybody, I didn't
expect you to say that.
I'm telling you.
That hurt, man.
I'm shocked,
but I feel like when he's ready
to talk about it freely to all
of us, he will.
I have a frenemy here,
and we're all supposed to be
homies in this house, so...
I spilled the beans,
so now I feel bad.
You can't take it back,
you know?
I'm sorry if you felt like
I belittled you.
Didn't mean to do that.
So I do apologize.
I shouldn't act up at work.
I shouldn't have got loud.
I should have put it to the
side, 'cause I love you, Cole.
I love you.
You know what I'm saying?
We're like Batman and Robin
for real.
Both sincerely sorry.
And we definitely didn't need
for a little petty argument
to escalate the way it did.
It was unnecessary.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry too, baby.
Could you tell me if I'm ever
belittling you?
'Cause I don't want to do that
to anybody.
I will. Could you tell me
when I need to shut the [bleep]
up but say it politely?
Yes, deal.
When do you want your flight
changed?
Today.
Two days?
No, like, today.
Today?
Yes.
I don't want to deal with this.
I just want to go home
and move on with life.
I wish Sylvia all the best.
As far as me,
I don't want to be known
as a liar; my name means truth.
I want to speak truth.
"Dear house, I didn't want
to wake you guys all up and have
some big good-bye, but I did
want to say thanks for letting
me crash in your house.
Sorry for the dramatics.
Thanks for looking out for
Sylvia and having her back.
I wish you guys the best, and I
hope you enjoy your time
in the city.
Thanks for everything. Alicia."
She's so genuine.
From now on, dealing with
Alicias in the world, I'm gonna
try and keep my temper
under control.
I'm gonna try and lock it in...
Lots of sarcasm.
What?
What are you talking about?
'Cause that's all you can do.
Mmm, mmm, mm-mm-mm.
Taking cooking to a whole
nother level in the house today.
I'm so hungry.
Whining isn't going to make
it go any faster.
Whining is what I do best.
Guys, let's say a prayer.
Wait, wait, we're missing--
Alicia!
[laughter]
Congratulations to the seven
of us to make it this far.
Even though we may want to
k*ll each other sometimes.
We're still a family.
We're family at the end of
the day; it's just us.
It's kinda like going
to prison.
She comes in here.
We're already, like,
prison mates,
you know what I mean?
[laughter]
I just can't wait to see who
they pick out for all of us.
I know who they have for me,
but...
This twist is gonna make you
look at everybody in this house
different.
Who's real?
Who's phony?
And who's fake?
Everybody hates me.
No one hates you.
I mean, I did say once or
twice that I wanted to bash your
head against the table, but I
totally take it back.
At least she's honest about
it.
All of a sudden, the new
roommate comes in.
Dude.
Dude--
That was perfect timing.
What if somebody knocked on
the door?
During dinner.
On a scale of one to wh*re,
how bad should I put my boots
on?
I would wear it.
I think this is exactly what
my father told me not to wear
onReal World.
My parents didn't tell me
anything.
[dance music]
♪
Yeah!
Tonight it just be where
it's the seven roommates, and
it's just like it used to be.
Whoo!
♪
[whistles]
The way she moves...yeah.
It's a beautiful thing.
She's my fancy right now,
and I'm definitely in pursuit
of her.
I'm just a man with a dream.
This guy--not up to Madison's
standards.
As far as being jealous, no.
It doesn't matter 'cause I know,
unless he's a real special guy,
I mean, I don't think I got
too much competition.
What the [bleep] is up with
you two?
Are y'all involved or something?
Who is "us two"?
Those two, right here.
I don't know his name.
Tony? Tony.
Come here really quick.
He wants to know what the
[bleep]'s up with us two.
This ain't nothing.
Hey, man.
Hey, what's your name?
Nick.
Let me check you out.
Let me check you out.
[laughs]
Eh.
Right? Nah?
Nah, I mean, you look good,
dude, but, I mean, you know,
you're not me.
You're [bleep] cute.
I know.
Don't even listen to him.
You're not me, man.
I mean, hey, you look good.
No, no.
Thank God, thank God.
Hey, you--hey.
Oh, my God.
Awkward.
Now, would you look at that?
Can I talk to him please?
Can I talk to him please?
Tony!
Surprise, Surprise.
Tony's [bleep]blocking Madison.
Shut up and go.
Really?
Stop it.
Tony needs to make up his mind.
Either he wants to be with
Madison or he doesn't.
But you can't play both sides.
Is that our cab?
You can't have your cake
and eat it too.
Make up your mind, Tony.
You're .
Let's get it together.
[line ringing]
Hello?
Hey.
Hey.
I miss you.
I miss our time together,
you know?
This is Elizabeth, y'all,
my beautiful girlfriend.
Yeah, my girlfriend.
Me and Elizabeth broke up
because I came to Chicago,
and I came out here with
intentions of being a single
man.
Who are you with?
What are you doing?
I'm with my roommates.
When I left home,
she was not happy.
My boyfriend went on the
Real World.
He's partying with naked girls.
She basically put it like
this: "Don't have sex with
anyone."
He tells me he misses me
a lot.
I miss him too, but, you know,
he might be talking to other
people like that when he's drunk
too, and I don't know what he's
doing, and I'm one of those
people--I'm gonna have exactly
what I want, or I'm not gonna
let them be in my life.
Oh, [bleep].
Hey, Madison.
Madison, tell her I don't get
tired.
He doesn't get tired.
Who's Madison?
She's right here.
Say--Tell Elizabeth, bae.
Elizabeth, hi, I'm so sorry.
Wait, why are you sorry?
I am apologetic for you for
anything that I have done.
[beep]
She hung up, I think.
[beeping]
Yep, she hung up.
She's pissed.
I didn't do it.
I was completely honest.
[phone rings]
Hello?
Hey.
Hi.
I'm not sure who this is,
but I was gonna--is Tony there?
I was gonna make sure he's okay
before--
Tony is upstairs.
Tell her I'm [...] up.
He's really [bleep] up.
Like, he's--He's so--
Tony--no, Tony's so [bleep] up,
he threw up tonight,
just saying.
Oh, that's not good.
I think he was kinda mad,
but I'm not sure.
I don't know the situation
between y'all, but--
Wait, who am I--
who am I talking to, again?
Sylvia.
Oh, all right.
I'll talk to y'all later.
Good-bye.
Bye.
You're welcome.
Can you give me a high five
for it?
I'm proud of myself.
♪ Deep in the haze
♪ Of your love high
♪ I used to soar
♪ On the livewire
♪ I'm coming down ♪
♪ From your supply
♪ And I don't know ♪
♪ If you can make right
The heart wants what the
heart wants.
♪ I should have known
♪ Kno-kno-kno-kno-know
♪ I can't take it ♪
♪ Can't believe ♪
♪ I really lost you, baby
♪ Earth keeps shaking
♪ All around
♪ Oh, you let me down
♪ And I can't take it ♪
♪ From the day I saw
♪ My heart start breaking
♪ No one saved me
This episode ofReal World
continues right now.
♪ One, two, one, two
♪ Three, four
♪
[laughs]
Oh, my God.
♪
I would never sleep with a guy
after two weeks back home.
Ever.
I've only really had sex with
people I'm in a relationship
with.
But two weeks is like a lifetime
in this house just 'cause we're
together all day, every day.
Bro, bro.
Come on.
Bro code.
Your shorts.
I've been trying to fight
the whole thing between me
and Madison since I got here.
I lost that battle.
I really do want to see where
it goes, you know, and where it
could eventually lead to, so
no regrets on my part.
Nicole.
Who cares?
You can't take it back.
I just had to tell you.
It's like your vag*na was
already used.
[laughter]
What?
I just want to pretend--
To be a l*sbian?
Yes.
'Cause then maybe I won't have
this problem anymore.
I heard you had sex with
Tony last night.
Yeah.
Well, at least was it good?
Yeah.
He walked out in my shorts.
In my itty-bitty little shorts.
So silly.
Well, at least you had
a good time.
[doorbell rings]
Uh-oh.
What's that?
Is that a girl?
That's definitely a girl.
Please turn around.
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait.
Wait, wait, yo, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Hey, don't open--wait, wait,
wait, wait. Oh.
Guys.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Hey, don't open--wait, wait.
[bleep].
Open it.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
What does she look like?
[bleep].
Just open it.
Hello?
Hey.
I'm here to see Tony.
Oh, mother--
Son of a--
I'm Elizabeth.
Oh, damn, damn.
What? Someone's here?
Damn.
Next time onReal World...
I just had sex with Madison.
My ex-girlfriend walks through
the door...now what?
He's in love with her.
You talk [bleep] to Madison.
Get the [bleep] out!
I am not leaving.
Hi.
I'm Alyssa.
Uh-oh.
He has two ex-girlfriends
and one girl he's sleeping with.
Tony's in a [bleep] predicament.
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30x05 - Dirty Laundry
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Seven to eight young adults are picked to temporarily live in a new city together in one residence while being filmed non-stop.
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