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30x05 - Dirty Laundry

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Real World". Aired: May 21, 1992 – August 29, 2019.*
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30x05 - Dirty Laundry

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Previously onReal World...

[doorbell rings]

Who the hell is that

with luggage?

Who is this?

Uh-oh.

New roommate.

My name's Alicia.

Go look outside.

Alicia is my boss

and a raging b*tch from hell.

I'm shaking right now.

We got a new roommate.

It's just like, "Wait, what?"

[bleep] that.

Are you friends with this

girl?

[bleep] no.

My best friend had a

boyfriend, and she [bleep] him.

Alicia's a compulsive liar.

Couldn't get any worse

at this point.

Things are about to get so

[bleep] twisted.

I'm gonna make her life

a living hell.

So I'm just gonna flat out say

it, I don't like you.

Oh, yeah?

Did you ever seeScary Movie?

No.

We're about to be in one.

You know what this [bleep]

means, Tony.

You know that they're not

just sending one person out.

They're sending six more.

We're completely screwed.

You do understand that this will

be the first episode of

Real World where someone gets,

like, k*lled, right?

♪ All the people

♪ In the house

♪ Put 'em up like what ♪



[doorbell rings]

Surprise!

Oh, my God!

Get the [bleep] out of here.

[overlapping shouting]

Wait, I thought you were

gonna call her out.

I-I have, like, minutes till

I have to go to work, so just

let it out, so I can hear it.

You're really intense.

Oh, so kinda like how you get

with everybody else.

I don't understand why

there's even issues.

What did--what did I do to you,

Sylvia?

You don't come into my house

and tell the people that have

been here, "Well, she slept with

my best friend's boyfriend."

I didn't know it was--

You have no idea what they

just put me through.

Yeah, man.

Hey, guys.

Hey, hey, hey, real talk though.

Give 'em some space.

Let's go.

We already met Alicia, but

let Sylvia and--and Alicia talk.

Yeah.

Out of respect, let's go.

What a waste of pillows.

What a waste of perfectly

clean pillowcases.

Why Alicia's in the house,

I have no idea aside from

she's here to make up lies

and to ruin my life.

I was really, really, really

[bleep] mean to her.

I, like, talked down to her

and would just, like, demean

the [bleep] out of her.

Alicia, I hate when you talk

down to me though.

And then you walk around with a

bitchy attitude / towards

everybody.

Nothing can be harder than

[bleep] dealing with your

employees trying to get you

fired on a daily basis.

Sylvia's just, like, keeping

it together and not crying.

Really?

I'm watching her body

language.

Maybe I got someone coming

next.

Uh-oh. Hey, I got work today.

Maybe I'll get home to a little

surprise.

Maybe.

Yeah, buddy.

This is--it's dumb.

This whole situation's awkward.

All I know is that we're

gonna be in the house, and if

we're gonna make it out here

alive, we're gonna have to--

we're gonna have to get along.

I am furious.

Like, I'd probably slam her head

into a table at this point.

But what I have to keep in the

back of my head is that I do

have a job that I want to go

back home to.

That's a little bit more

important than k*lling this

girl.

Sylvia, are you guys friends?

Wait, should I feel bad

about how mean I was to her?

No.

How long is she here?

Do we know?

No. She said she was

gonna be here for a while.

I was like, "No, you're not."

I don't think they're

gonna be here long.

Do you know how crowded our

room's gonna be?

They're not gonna do that.

I feel so bad for her.

both: Why?

Because she's out there

alone.

She's not gonna come in.

I'm here.

I know. She, yeah, she--

Alicia automatically lost the

battle the second she came

through the doors.

I opened up the trash can 'cause

I didn't see a bed upstairs yet.

This was before the bed came

out.

I go, "Hey, I found your bed.

It's in the trash can.

You can jump right in."

Oh, my God, I love you so

much; you're so great.

I'm making Alicia know that

this is my house and I'm gonna

do things my way.

You know, this is [bleep]

messed up.

How am I the only one with this

issue?

How am I the only one getting

[bleep] right now?

There's time, Sylvia.

Yeah, it's early in the game,

baby, it's early.

Hey, lady-loo.

Hi.

Okay, so how'd it go?

The whole situation's

[bleep] up.

That's what I'm saying, like,

there's a lot that came

with that.

We should go out.

We should get drinks.

We should have a good time

and try to, like, move past

the situation, 'cause you're

here, you know what I mean,

so you can't avoid

the situation.

I know, but it's so awkward.

I know, but you can't avoid

the situation.

You know, I'm trying to make

Alicia feel more comfortable,

and I can definitely relate

to how she's feeling, like,

overwhelmed and, like,

judged and attacked.

I don't know, it makes me feel

sorry for her.

So if you want to come inside,

I'll be there.

You can always walk up to me.

You know what? You're good.

I need to calm myself.

Okay.

[alternative music]



Oh, God.

Ew.

Man, this looks really bad.

You guys trying to be cool?

The thing is, like, we both

got hired on as bartenders.

Well, then she ended up turning

into a sales manager.

We just would butt heads /,

'cause I don't like to be

talked down to.

I don't like it.

Alicia and I, we used to be

friends, but then she became

my supervisor.

And then she thought that it

would be okay to talk down to

me, belittle me, and spread

rumors that were completely

false.

And then I slept with her best

friend's boyfriend.

Not knowing though--

not knowing.

Not knowing.

While they were together?

Yeah. But I didn't know.

Guess who's got a new best

friend--Madison.

Oh, you got it.

I know.

Well, good for you, Madison.

You have a very good friend

on your hands.

Watch out, she'll probably stab

you in the back too.

I think Bubbles feels, like,

happy because she--[chuckles]

I hope they get drunk and can't

find their way back home.

This is Sylvia's friend

from back home.

She showed up today.

Oh!

Sylvia's a little--a little

spicy about the situation.

Really?

So you're visiting?

She's a little saucy.

It's dumb.

For how long?

Till Monday.

Me and Sylvia work together,

and Ariel's the boss.

Are you gonna be here tomorrow?

Yes.

I'm coming in to work.

She's gonna come here.

Sylvia's bartending.

What are you talking about?

Then sit with me--

You know I taught Sylvia how

to, like--

Really? She's so good.

I think from the first time

I started bartending with

Sylvia until, like, the last

time, it was a night-and-day

difference.

Put Sylvia and I behind the bar

together, I guarantee you

we'll ring more than you've ever

rang before.

Whoa.

I guarantee you I'll ring

more.

Go.

[giggles]

We're besties.

Madison and Alicia,

they're new best friends.

Shall we ignore her?

Who, Madison?

Yeah.

Alicia and Madison are acting

all buddy-buddy, and Madison,

I feel like she stabbed me in

the back.

I'm putting a chair in front

of it.

Let's rig this.

I feel strong for doing this.

I kinda want to see when they

open the door that they walk in

and trip over it.

[both laugh]

Yellow door.

Go. Go.

We don't have a doorbell

anymore?

[bleep], are you kidding me?

[screaming]

Wait, wait, wait.

I'm sorry, we didn't have our

key.

Thank you.

T, dude, you should have left

it open; I wanted her to [bleep]

trip over that.

Don't hang out.

No one wants you here.

Bye.

Sylvia won't talk to me,

and it makes me feel extremely

uncomfortable being in this

house.

If I didn't have Madison,

there is no way that I would

have even waited.

I would have walked out of the

door.

I know exactly who it would

be for me, and I [bleep] can't

wait.

Whoo! Cannot wait.

Ha-ha, V's gonna lose her

[bleep].

If Alicia's the first one,

Sylvia's lucky 'cause she

got it out of the way.

Now it's just that purgatory of

waiting for who's next.

They might bring somebody

that somebody's not cool with

back home.

An ex for me from back home.

Back home I got a little drama

as far as with girls.

I got Elizabeth, my most recent

ex, the one I left to out here

to Chicago for.

He was a great guy.

He was fun to hang out with.

And then he went to the

Real World, so we had to put

everything on hold.

I got an ex-girlfriend,

Alyssa.

Alyssa's my first love.

We dated since I was in high

school.

We were on and off again for, I

think, like, eight years.

We come from a small town,

everybody knows everybody,

so obviously we don't really

like each other too much.

They might bring somebody's

brother--somebody's brother.

Yeah, that's--that's the one

I was thinking about.

Wow, it'd be hot up in here,

boy.

[phone ringing]

Hello?

Hey.

Hey, Alyssa.

What's up?

Your brother wants to, like,

come up there.

We were, like, talking, trying

to, like, figure out what

weekend to come or whatever.

Come--come on up here,

but make sure--make sure you,

um, or somebody, like, makes

contact with Elizabeth and make

sure that y'all don't come up

here at the same time.

Ew.

Hey, but if you come up here,

it's gonna be crazy.

You really need to think about

that.

I'll show you a good time...

No!

And all the respect

in the world.

Alyssa, Alyssa, I will show

you a good time.

I'm just saying.

I'm single, and I will show you

a good time, and you can just

ignore Tony and have fun with

the girls in the house.

Oh--oh, my God.

I am the good time.

What are you talking about?

Exactly.

Are you a blast in a glass?

Alyssa, I swear...

Yeah, no doubt.

I swear you would get along

with this girl Madison.

Y'all would click off the bat.

Yeah, just like you get along

with her?

Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

No.

Me and Tony--me and Tony don't

get along at all.

Alyssa's a very, very jealous

person.

We're toxic for each other,

but we are so in love that it's

disgusting.

I've seen her take a brick

and literally chase a girl

down the street

just because I was talking

to that girl.

Oh, my gosh. Seriously?

It's like that?

[laughing]

Coming up onReal World...

Why are you making it bigger

than it is?

Chill the [bleep] out, man.

We are at work.

I don't give a [bleep], man.

He said something that he

should have never said.

[overlapping shouting]

Please stop!

Please stop!

The whole thing between

me and Madison, I really do want

to see where it goes.

[doorbell rings]

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

I'm here to see Tony.

Oh, mother--

My ex-girlfriend walks through

the door. [bleep].

I'm [bleep].

Damn.

Good morning.

I cannot stand this face.

This...

Like, she perks--she purses

her lip up.

Why does she look this way?

'Cause she's a b*tch.

I think one of my eyes

is red still...this one.

No.

Oh, it was when I woke up.

I was like, "Damn."

You got pink eye.

I did something.

I have no motivation to go

to work.

What time are you going?

I have no idea.

I'm not in the loop.

I'm--I just go with it.

I hope I make money tonight.

Remember, you just have to

tell everyone what they want.

Don't be an order taker,

be an order giver.

[chuckles]

I'm gonna go to work.

I'm gonna make money.

Hopefully by the time I'm

done working, she'll be gone.

[knocking on door]

It's better than, like--

Time to go.

Oh, did you see that stink face?

Sylvia's not talking to me

at all.

No words are being said.

All that I'm given is glares.

Hi.

It's just really confusing to

me, and now I have to go

to work with her.

Hey.

How are you doing?

I'm doing fantastic.

If you could keep me from

murdering Madison tonight,

that would be fantastic as well.

Oh, sure.

Oh, aw.

That's how the time is

getting close.

She's so cute.

A lot of little baby girls.

Do you want, like,

more than one kid?

Yeah, 'cause I was an only

child, so I plan on having at

least max, thr--

well, minimum, three.

I want two.

I want to have a boy first.

A boy and a girl.

I'll take three,

and I'll be good to go.

I don't care.

If I end up having a girl--

I'd rather have a boy first,

so he can protect her.

Yeah, but, I mean, sometimes

it doesn't always work

like that.

I want two healthy kids.

I was wanting a boy at first,

but then they said, "Uh-uh,

you're getting a girl."

I said, "No."

See?

Yeah, I got a baby on the

way, and I am extremely nervous.

Oh, God.

The girls don't know I have

a child on the way.

And the wolf pack, they know

because that's what

a wolf pack's all about--

support and understanding.

What are you gonna do

with the boys?

Hey, look, I gotta watch out

for guys like me, and I gotta

watch out for girls like Cole.

all: Whoa!

Especially Nicole.

She's always there for me, and

I love her to death.

Wow, you're gonna make

a great father now.

I think I'll be all right.

Your daughter's gonna

hate you.

"Daddy, how come?

I don't understand."

She'll love me later though.

Yeah, she will.

Wait, so what are we doing?

Ten-minute warning?

Yeah.

How you gonna tell us it's

a ten-minute warning when

ain't nobody even dressed?

I just got to put my hoodie

on.

I think Alicia maybe figured

out a way to not let the

situation get the best of her.

Bruno!

You guys all match.

You and your wolf pack matches.

I need a hug.

You always do.

It's probably, like,

what happens.

I think Alicia deserves

a second chance.

So for the sake of the house

calm, let's see if maybe we can

all get along.

Look, you're going out with

the full wolf pack now.

The full mothereffing

wolf pack.

I just puked in my mouth.

Ugh. That's disgusting.

It's extremely awkward for me

to have Alicia tagging along.

And if she looks at me, then

I'm going to k*ll her.

All right, so all you guys?

Shot? Yes?

I'm good. I'm good.

You don't really want one?

I'll have a root beer.

Brian, did you meet the new

houseguest?

I did.

Where are you from?

Kansas City.

Kansas City.

Same as Sylvia.

Oh, all right, all right.

So you know Sylvia then?

Oh, yes, I do, very well.

Got it.

[laughs]

And the drama ensues.

[laughter]

Hi, guys.

How are you, Ariel?

How's it going?

Oh, I'm making it.

[gasps]

They threw me for a loop

this week.

Really?

When homegirl came in, yep.

[scoffs]

Is that true?

That's a lie, right?

No, I swear to God--

She did not say that, right?

And she said she was gonna

come here and make

a ton of money.

[laughs]

Drama, drama, drama.

Can't wait to bring that up.

Oh, my God, this girl lies about

everything.

Just proving my point.

She's a compulsive liar.

Oh!

So it's bad enough she

already makes my life a living

hell back at home.

But you're not gonna come into

this house and start lying.

That's the last straw.

I can't even focus at work at

this point--I'm so mad.

The roommates--they can't be

that far.

Where do I find them?

Old th.

Sylvia walked in through

that door just...

[grunting]

And I'm trying to figure out,

like, you know, what is going

on.

Alicia.

I heard a really funny story

tonight.

What?

So apparently you taught me

everything I know?

I never said that.

You taught me everything

I know?

I never said that.

Really? 'Cause we can walk

over there, and Ariel will

firmly tell me that--

I don't wanna fight.

I'm not fighting you.

Quit [bleep] lying.

Okay, Sylvia.

Okay, Alicia.

Seriously [bleep].

The way it's looking for

Alicia right now, it don't look

pretty, but it's gonna get

real interesting.

Back home, Sylvia would never

talk like that.

She has no authority.

She has no place.

She just needs to shut

her mouth.

Honestly,

can I ask you a question, V?

Hmm?

Where is Alicia and Madison?

Madison's behind you.

Alicia, I don't know where she

is.

Holy [bleep].

Where'd you come from?

I've been here.

Where's Alicia at?

I don't know.

I came home from work.

Maybe she went to the

airport.

Why would she go to

the airport?

I don't know, let me see.

Maybe because you told her to

sleep in the trash can.

Maybe 'cause Sylvia almost

slapped her in her face tonight.

She deserved that.

She shouldn't talk [bleep] about

Sylvia.

Confirm this for us.

Did she say that she made Sylvia

what she is and she taught

Sylvia everything she knows?

Yeah.

Of course it sounds petty,

but you have to think of, like,

someone that you strongly not

like and them being like, "I

made you what you are today."

Some dude come up here and do

that to me, and I knew it's not

true...

I would pee in their shoes.

Don't push me to that limit.

Poof.

I can bite my tongue--

For so long.

You're not gonna talk down to

me because I will [bleep]

k*ll you.

It's because of what you've

been through that you feel

disrespected.

I understand.

If I didn't know what the hell

you went through, then I

wouldn't understand.

I'd be like, "What's wrong with

you? Why you acting crazy?"

You're not acting crazy.

It's because of the past.

I came from a very a*usive

relationship.

The way Alicia treats me,

it all too often reminds me of

what my ex used to do.

Lying and belittle me,

telling me I'm worth nothing.

Like, as soon as I hear that

tone, I'm like...

But every time you hear a

tone, it doesn't mean you have

to bite.

You know what I mean?

You got out.

You ain't in it no more.

You ain't in that dark chapter.

I just don't want everybody

to think I'm weak.

I'm not weak.

Ain't nothing weak about you,

yo.

You're good.

Stay like that, man.

We living life right now,

you know what I mean?

We chilling, baby.

[upbeat rock music]



Everybody sleeping?

Yeah.

That's so lame.

What time did you go to bed?

Late. Probably, like, :.

Did that girl Felicia come

home?

[chuckles]

It's Alicia.

I think she did go bye-bye.

We have no idea where she is.

Bye-bye, b*tch.

No one cares that you left.

Couldn't handle it, huh?

I'm assuming so.

You can't go into a house

and try to start [bleep] and try

to turn a house against another

roommate without having

tough skin.

[rhythmic tapping]

I need to eat something, man.

♪ Uh

♪ Bird food

[laughing]

♪ Bird food

So in the house we have no

music whatsoever, so the wolf

pack and I, we've decided to

make our own beats with whatever

items are available.

Hey, since we can't have

music...

[banging pans]

We'll make our own.

Here you go. You wanna?

[rhythmic tapping]

[banging pans]

Hey.

It's likeStomp the Yard.

[banging and tapping continues]

[laughter]

Yeah.

No, but you do understand

that this is what the definition

of "two-face" is, right?

Me?

Yeah.

She came into this house knowing

that she was gonna try to start

drama with a person that we've

been with for the past month.

This is why the first thing I

said to you was "choose your

friends wisely."

I'm gonna be friends with

everyone.

I'm a nice person.

I'm nice, you know?

You are being fair-weathered

right now.

I understand where you're

coming from because you had a

"similar situation" when you

came into the house and people

were, like, rude to you.

But she came into the house

knowingly that there's someone

in the house that doesn't like

her, knowingly that she's trying

to get a rise out of her,

knowingly talking [bleep] about

her before she was even here.

Sylvia and Violetta, their

friendship, it's extremely

important to me.

I feel like an idiot now

because, like--

But no, but even--

But when you show the other

half that I don't see,

it makes my picture bigger all

of a sudden.

I guess I didn't put myself in

Sylvia's shoes and how, like,

things could have been for her.

I don't want any more conflict,

so I will definitely keep my

distance from Alicia.

[clicks tongue]

Sorry it came in the wrong way.

Don't be sorry.

But I feel bad now.

Don't be someone you're not.

That's the end of it.

What's up, girl?

Okay, I know I really

shouldn't care--okay, I kind of

care--I wonder where she's at.

The girl's stuff is here

though.

Yeah.

I really could care less if she

ever comes back to this house.

I just wanted to make sure she's

not dead 'cause then I'd kinda

feel bad.

Hey, it's Sylvia.

Alicia, she's not dead?

No, she's not.

Okay, that's all I needed to

know--as long as she's not dead,

that's all that matters to me.

Okay.

Bye.

As much as Sylvia, like,

wants to say she doesn't like

this girl, she's nervous.

I'm afraid she's gonna come

back with another guest, like--

That would be so cool, yeah.

Another frenemy.

Then it's like, "[bleep]."

"Well, since I couldn't stay

the remaining of the time,

here's another one for you,

Sylvia."

"Remember me, Sylvia, from fifth

grade?"

God!

[door opens]

Right on time.

[mutters]

Oh, Jesus.

Right on time.

[laughs]

Where were you at?

I do not want to be around

these people, so last night I

got in a cab, and I went to

a hotel.

I just don't want you to keep

lying about me, yo.

All right, then, let's talk.

Talk? You constantly lie.

You win, you win.

You lie every single time.

Okay, Sylvia.

Okay, if you want to talk,

let's talk.

I just--I mean, I don't

understand why you would tell

people you got me where I am

now.

You didn't teach me anything.

I was drunk.

What was said when I was drunk,

I'm sorry.

I take full responsibility for

that.

Right, well, and I think also

when you walk in the house and

you immediately say, "Yeah, she

slept with my best friend's

boyfriend"...

I was being ambushed.

I was--

You're right.

I don't want to go through

my life fighting.

I don't.

Sylvia, when we get along,

we're happy.

We're fine together.

We're fine, but then you go

back to belittling, and you may

not think that you come off

rude and mean, but you do.

In my mind, this situation

was gonna go much, much

differently.

Like, I thought we could just

get through it and move on.

I'm not gonna argue with you

in a restaurant.

I'm not gonna fight with you.

Okay.

The anger that Alicia triggers

in me is most certainly not

worth ruining what I've

worked so hard to become.

So I don't know.

If you want to come in,

you can come in whenever.

I'm not gonna pretend to be your

best friend, but I'll walk past

you and...

let it go that way.

Because the only person I

control is myself,

and I'm okay with that.

She says she was really drunk.

She was trying to suppress her

feelings, and that's why she

said it.

Why make up things?

That's what I said,

by lying?

It just shows that she's a

liar in general.

Whatever, dude.

We'll get through these next

couple of days.

We'll just see what else

happens.

Yeah.

Don't!

[screams]

No!

Stop it!

Gotcha.

Damn it.

And then the cameras come.

Yes.

I'm gonna lay down.

You guys are stressing me out.

I think Sylvia's very

attractive, and I do got, like,

a little, I say, crush on her.

Man, if I had a chance with

Sylvia, oh, Lord Jesus,

I would bless that body.

You know what I mean?

But I know the only reason

I can't really pursue Sylvia

like I want to

'cause that heart,

you know what I mean,

it's with you, man.

She does not know I have

a baby on the way, but

in due time, I'll tell her.

There's something about her

that I like, man, and I know

I ain't got no chance.

Hey, man, you don't know what

the future beholds though,

you know what I mean?

Time for work.

Hope we're not late.

You know, working at REDkiva

as a barback is not the job that

I would apply for back at home.

But I need this money because

I have a baby on the way.

We're drinking tequila, so...

Do we have lime?

You're gonna k*ll me

with this stuff.

It's too early for this.

Come on.

Cheers.

I'm breaking a sweat,

but, you know, Cole, she's

been enjoying bartending.

You want another one?

Just don't pass out on my

watch.

I won't.

That's cool, Cole.

Do your thing.

I'm gonna keep working,

earn this little extra money

in my pocket.

Let's get it over with.

There's nothing wrong with being

an overachiever sometimes.

This is going out.

What about this?

You can take that out.

No, because I'm gonna

finish up front.

No, you can take it out.

Nah, bro, I'm the bartender.

No, I don't care what you

are.

You a barback and a bartender.

I'm not taking it out.

I'm not taking it out either.

We'll see which one does it

at the end.

Let's see who does it.

Nicole is definitely sticking

her chest out right now.

You know, "you do the wiping,

you do the cleaning,

and I'm just gonna serve these

drinks."

Hell, no.

You gonna take the trash out

too, baby.

Bro, it was your garbage.

"It was your garbage."

Whatever, b*tch.

Yeah, take it out.

Shut up.

You're such a little b*tch.

Ain't hurting my feelings.

No, please, don't.

You're such a clown.

Oh, I'm a clown. Oh! Oh, no!

Look at you.

Stop putting on a show.

Putting on a show?

This is me all day, /.

Put on a show.

This is me /, Cole.

We're fighting over garbage.

We're fighting over something

so stupid.

Why are you making it

bigger than it is?

Why are you still talking

to me about it?

Why are you still talking to

me about it?

Because you want to make

a show, dog.

You're still talking about

it, Cole.

Because you're making it

bigger than it is--shut up.

You shut the [bleep] up.

How about that?

But you don't have to play hard,

you know what I mean?

Chill the [bleep] out, man.

We are at work.

I don't give a [bleep], man.

Jason, you crossed the line.

You should never bring up

someone's sexual orientation

during work.

You said something that you

should have never said.

Sylvia.

Oh, hey, J.

Are you on the phone?

Yeah, what's wrong?

What happened?

I kinda spazzed on Nicole

a little bit, you know?

Can I talk to you outside?

I just want to make sure I'm

not wrong--you'd tell me if

I'm wrong, right?

Okay, yeah.

All right, I want you to tell

me, like, "Jason, you're

[bleep] wrong."

So we at work, right, and you

know how Cole can get.

She get in front of people,

she want to make a scene.

You know, I just want to have

a talk to you.

You had the [bleep] ba*ls to

call out what I eat during work.

You had the [bleep] ba*ls to

curse me out.

You want to talk about what I

eat because you couldn't get

any?

Ain't nobody talk about

what you eat.

You can't get any.

And that's my fault?

Please, please, please sit down.

Ain't nobody talking about

what you eat, Cole.

You called it at work.

Shut--

[bleep] finger.

Shut up.

You think you're better,

mother[bleep], but you still got

a mother[bleep]--

You ain't got no ba*ls, Cole!

I got more than

what you got.

You got--I don't care!

J, J!

I don't care!

I don't care, Cole!

Okay, okay, okay.

Please stop!

Please stop!

Disrespectful, bro.

Cole, you think

you got ba*ls.

Disrespectful--you got no

respect.

l*sbian or bisexual,

I'm a woman.

You don't curse like that.

You think you got ba*ls,

Cole!

You have a child on the way.

You would never let your

daughter get talked like that.

A child.

Whoa.

I got a baby on the way.

Who cares?

I got a child on the way.

Who cares?

I'm gonna take care of my baby.

Who cares?

Jason's gonna be a baby

daddy.

What the [bleep]?

Move out the way, man.

Tired of her [bleep], man.

Oh, please.

I swear to God, I'm just

trying to chill, man.

Sit down.

What, Cole?

Take your a*s back to

Staten Island.

I'm shocked.

Out of everybody arguing, that's

the two I least expected.

You don't air out my personal

stuff, man.

'Cause she airing some personal

[bleep] out there that I didn't

tell everybody.

There was a time and place

for everything, and I definitely

had a time in which I was going

to tell the other remaining

roommates that didn't know.

And now Sylvia knows.

I love you to death, and that

hurt my heart bad, yo.

Like, I know I said

something about your sexuality,

but real talk though,

that was personal.

Out of everybody, I didn't

expect you to say that.

I'm telling you.

That hurt, man.

I'm shocked,

but I feel like when he's ready

to talk about it freely to all

of us, he will.

I have a frenemy here,

and we're all supposed to be

homies in this house, so...

I spilled the beans,

so now I feel bad.

You can't take it back,

you know?

I'm sorry if you felt like

I belittled you.

Didn't mean to do that.

So I do apologize.

I shouldn't act up at work.

I shouldn't have got loud.

I should have put it to the

side, 'cause I love you, Cole.

I love you.

You know what I'm saying?

We're like Batman and Robin

for real.

Both sincerely sorry.

And we definitely didn't need

for a little petty argument

to escalate the way it did.

It was unnecessary.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry too, baby.

Could you tell me if I'm ever

belittling you?

'Cause I don't want to do that

to anybody.

I will. Could you tell me

when I need to shut the [bleep]

up but say it politely?

Yes, deal.

When do you want your flight

changed?

Today.

Two days?

No, like, today.

Today?

Yes.

I don't want to deal with this.

I just want to go home

and move on with life.

I wish Sylvia all the best.

As far as me,

I don't want to be known

as a liar; my name means truth.

I want to speak truth.

"Dear house, I didn't want

to wake you guys all up and have

some big good-bye, but I did

want to say thanks for letting

me crash in your house.

Sorry for the dramatics.

Thanks for looking out for

Sylvia and having her back.

I wish you guys the best, and I

hope you enjoy your time

in the city.

Thanks for everything. Alicia."

She's so genuine.

From now on, dealing with

Alicias in the world, I'm gonna

try and keep my temper

under control.

I'm gonna try and lock it in...

Lots of sarcasm.

What?

What are you talking about?

'Cause that's all you can do.

Mmm, mmm, mm-mm-mm.

Taking cooking to a whole

nother level in the house today.

I'm so hungry.

Whining isn't going to make

it go any faster.

Whining is what I do best.

Guys, let's say a prayer.

Wait, wait, we're missing--

Alicia!

[laughter]

Congratulations to the seven

of us to make it this far.

Even though we may want to

k*ll each other sometimes.

We're still a family.

We're family at the end of

the day; it's just us.

It's kinda like going

to prison.

She comes in here.

We're already, like,

prison mates,

you know what I mean?

[laughter]

I just can't wait to see who

they pick out for all of us.

I know who they have for me,

but...

This twist is gonna make you

look at everybody in this house

different.

Who's real?

Who's phony?

And who's fake?

Everybody hates me.

No one hates you.

I mean, I did say once or

twice that I wanted to bash your

head against the table, but I

totally take it back.

At least she's honest about

it.

All of a sudden, the new

roommate comes in.

Dude.

Dude--

That was perfect timing.

What if somebody knocked on

the door?

During dinner.

On a scale of one to wh*re,

how bad should I put my boots

on?

I would wear it.

I think this is exactly what

my father told me not to wear

onReal World.

My parents didn't tell me

anything.

[dance music]



Yeah!

Tonight it just be where

it's the seven roommates, and

it's just like it used to be.

Whoo!



[whistles]

The way she moves...yeah.

It's a beautiful thing.

She's my fancy right now,

and I'm definitely in pursuit

of her.

I'm just a man with a dream.

This guy--not up to Madison's

standards.

As far as being jealous, no.

It doesn't matter 'cause I know,

unless he's a real special guy,

I mean, I don't think I got

too much competition.

What the [bleep] is up with

you two?

Are y'all involved or something?

Who is "us two"?

Those two, right here.

I don't know his name.

Tony? Tony.

Come here really quick.

He wants to know what the

[bleep]'s up with us two.

This ain't nothing.

Hey, man.

Hey, what's your name?

Nick.

Let me check you out.

Let me check you out.

[laughs]

Eh.

Right? Nah?

Nah, I mean, you look good,

dude, but, I mean, you know,

you're not me.

You're [bleep] cute.

I know.

Don't even listen to him.

You're not me, man.

I mean, hey, you look good.

No, no.

Thank God, thank God.

Hey, you--hey.

Oh, my God.

Awkward.

Now, would you look at that?

Can I talk to him please?

Can I talk to him please?

Tony!

Surprise, Surprise.

Tony's [bleep]blocking Madison.

Shut up and go.

Really?

Stop it.

Tony needs to make up his mind.

Either he wants to be with

Madison or he doesn't.

But you can't play both sides.

Is that our cab?

You can't have your cake

and eat it too.

Make up your mind, Tony.

You're .

Let's get it together.

[line ringing]

Hello?

Hey.

Hey.

I miss you.

I miss our time together,

you know?

This is Elizabeth, y'all,

my beautiful girlfriend.

Yeah, my girlfriend.

Me and Elizabeth broke up

because I came to Chicago,

and I came out here with

intentions of being a single

man.

Who are you with?

What are you doing?

I'm with my roommates.

When I left home,

she was not happy.

My boyfriend went on the

Real World.

He's partying with naked girls.

She basically put it like

this: "Don't have sex with

anyone."

He tells me he misses me

a lot.

I miss him too, but, you know,

he might be talking to other

people like that when he's drunk

too, and I don't know what he's

doing, and I'm one of those

people--I'm gonna have exactly

what I want, or I'm not gonna

let them be in my life.

Oh, [bleep].

Hey, Madison.

Madison, tell her I don't get

tired.

He doesn't get tired.

Who's Madison?

She's right here.

Say--Tell Elizabeth, bae.

Elizabeth, hi, I'm so sorry.

Wait, why are you sorry?

I am apologetic for you for

anything that I have done.

[beep]

She hung up, I think.

[beeping]

Yep, she hung up.

She's pissed.

I didn't do it.

I was completely honest.

[phone rings]

Hello?

Hey.

Hi.

I'm not sure who this is,

but I was gonna--is Tony there?

I was gonna make sure he's okay

before--

Tony is upstairs.

Tell her I'm [...] up.

He's really [bleep] up.

Like, he's--He's so--

Tony--no, Tony's so [bleep] up,

he threw up tonight,

just saying.

Oh, that's not good.

I think he was kinda mad,

but I'm not sure.

I don't know the situation

between y'all, but--

Wait, who am I--

who am I talking to, again?

Sylvia.

Oh, all right.

I'll talk to y'all later.

Good-bye.

Bye.

You're welcome.

Can you give me a high five

for it?

I'm proud of myself.

♪ Deep in the haze

♪ Of your love high

♪ I used to soar

♪ On the livewire

♪ I'm coming down ♪

♪ From your supply

♪ And I don't know ♪

♪ If you can make right

The heart wants what the

heart wants.

♪ I should have known

♪ Kno-kno-kno-kno-know

♪ I can't take it ♪

♪ Can't believe ♪

♪ I really lost you, baby

♪ Earth keeps shaking

♪ All around

♪ Oh, you let me down

♪ And I can't take it ♪

♪ From the day I saw

♪ My heart start breaking

♪ No one saved me

This episode ofReal World

continues right now.

♪ One, two, one, two

♪ Three, four



[laughs]

Oh, my God.



I would never sleep with a guy

after two weeks back home.

Ever.

I've only really had sex with

people I'm in a relationship

with.

But two weeks is like a lifetime

in this house just 'cause we're

together all day, every day.

Bro, bro.

Come on.

Bro code.

Your shorts.

I've been trying to fight

the whole thing between me

and Madison since I got here.

I lost that battle.

I really do want to see where

it goes, you know, and where it

could eventually lead to, so

no regrets on my part.

Nicole.

Who cares?

You can't take it back.

I just had to tell you.

It's like your vag*na was

already used.

[laughter]

What?

I just want to pretend--

To be a l*sbian?

Yes.

'Cause then maybe I won't have

this problem anymore.

I heard you had sex with

Tony last night.

Yeah.

Well, at least was it good?

Yeah.

He walked out in my shorts.

In my itty-bitty little shorts.

So silly.

Well, at least you had

a good time.

[doorbell rings]

Uh-oh.

What's that?

Is that a girl?

That's definitely a girl.

Please turn around.

Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Wait, wait.

Wait, wait, yo, wait, wait.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Hey, don't open--wait, wait,

wait, wait. Oh.

Guys.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,

wait, wait, wait.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Hey, don't open--wait, wait.

[bleep].

Open it.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,

wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

What does she look like?

[bleep].

Just open it.

Hello?

Hey.

I'm here to see Tony.

Oh, mother--

Son of a--

I'm Elizabeth.

Oh, damn, damn.

What? Someone's here?

Damn.

Next time onReal World...

I just had sex with Madison.

My ex-girlfriend walks through

the door...now what?

He's in love with her.

You talk [bleep] to Madison.

Get the [bleep] out!

I am not leaving.

Hi.

I'm Alyssa.

Uh-oh.

He has two ex-girlfriends

and one girl he's sleeping with.

Tony's in a [bleep] predicament.