You know
I've done a lot of stuff
that I'm not proud of.
A lot of guilt, a lot of regret.
But you know, I forgive myself
for it because I'm human.
And I make mistakes, alright?
And I gotta tell you,
one of the main reasons
I stopped going to church was
just, I just really resented
the fact that I was gonna get
judged at the end of my life.
Just didn't make sense to me.
You know, it's like, dude,
you made me,
not the other way around.
Like, how is this my fault?
I am your f*ck up.
Like, if, if I built a car,
and it didn't run,
I wouldn't blame the car
and then burn it forever.
You're going to give me freedom of choice?
Yeah, I'm going to end up in a titty bar.
[funky synth rock instrumental]
[approaching footsteps]
[knocking]
Detective? You know
you're missing your own party.
Oh, I'm just taking a moment.
I'll see you all down there.
Hey, we're going to miss
having you around.
Well, I wish I could say
the same thing about you.
[detective chuckling]
[blowing raspberry]
[exhaling]
[tense music]
♪
DISTORTED VOICE: You think
you can turn your back on me?
We have unfinished business.
I've just taken
another innocent.
You have five days to find
[cell phone beeping]
[phone clicking]
♪
You have five days to find me
before another soul's blood
is on your
[shredding noise]
[motor whining]
♪
[emotional instrumental]
♪
You're never
going to cry again ♪
MAN: So, I guess
you're really gone.
♪
I never realized how
much of my identity
was wrapped up in
our relationship.
♪
I used to run
because I wanted
you to chase me.
♪
I wish there was more
that I could have done
to get you to
notice me. You know?
The hardest part of what I do is
the loneliness.
And the real t*rture
is saying goodbye.
[sobbing]
All good things
must come to an end.
[thumping]
♪
Damn.
♪
As much as I'll
treasure what we had,
retirement sounds
pretty good to me too.
[muffled screaming]
It's too late to get ♪
[grinding noise]
I love you, detective.
Goodbye.
♪
[metallic grinding]
Whatever, just talk about
stuff, go to the god damn doctor.
Don't be a d*ck.
You know, do the best you can,
apologize to people.
I dunno.
Look, I guess what I'm saying is
just don't let people
f*ck with you, all right?
And I know I'm not your dad, OK?
I'm not trying to be your
dad here, but I'm just,
I'm just trying to
tell you some sh*t
that I wish somebody
else had told me
so, I wouldn't have wasted the
last 30 years of my life, OK?
Because you've got it
all ahead of you, kid,
you've got it all ahead of you
Woman: Hey!
Hey.
WOMAN: Where the
f*ck are my keys?
Oh. Um, I dunno, honey.
WOMAN: Well, I can't find them
and I didn't f*cking move them.
- Oh, I don't see them, babe.
WOMAN: You don't see them?
- No.
WOMAN: Have you used your eyes?
What is this? The f*ck is that?
Is that my son's camera?
It's nothing, it's nothing,
I'm just, you know, just
just hanging out out here.
WOMAN: By yourself?
Great, you're so
f*cking pathetic.
Do you know that? God.
[door slamming]
Yeah.
Look, your mother's
great. For you.
Not for me. So
you know I love you, man.
OK, you and me have a bond.
We always connected, alright?
So, just do me a favor.
Just be a good person,
be nice to people,
always wear a rubber.
Always wear a rubber.
Some day you're gonna get
accepted to some wonderful college.
Hit me up then, I'll take
you out to dinner, alright?
I love you, buddy.
I'm sorry.
[machinery whining]
[marker squeaking]
[machine g*ns firing]
[men yelling]
[machine g*ns rattling]
Hey, I'm going to go, uh
I'm going to go out
and go run an errand, OK?
You be good, all right?
ZACHARY: Cool.
[machine g*n rattling]
OK.
[machine g*n rattling]
[engine turning over]
[tires squealing]
[machine g*n rattling]
[banging]
[machine g*n rattling]
[machine g*n rattling]
[banging]
You know what?
On second thought
I think those errands can wait.
What are you playing?
Hey, let me play too.
No.
- Come on.
- No.
RICK: Come on. ZACHARY: No.
[beeping]
Dude! What the f*ck?
Just go annoy someone else!
I f*cking hate you!
I just want to blow off
a little bit of steam here.
I don't care.
[shimmering sound]
Oh, I'm back.
Sorry, I'm dealing with
my mom's d*uche boyfriend.
["You Promised Me Love"
by Earl Lewis and the Channels]
You, you, you, you ♪
You, you, you, you ♪
You know what?
I think I am gonna
go run those errands.
You promised me love ♪
Have fun.
[car engine turning over]
All you brought me
was one broken heart ♪
I should have known
from the start ♪
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01x10 - Part 10: Closure
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A dark comedy anthology series exploring life's most difficult dilemmas, all filtered through the lens of one jaded man in his garage.
A dark comedy anthology series exploring life's most difficult dilemmas, all filtered through the lens of one jaded man in his garage.