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01x10 - Part 10: Closure

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Immoral Compass". Aired: November 5, 2021.*
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A dark comedy anthology series exploring life's most difficult dilemmas, all filtered through the lens of one jaded man in his garage.

01x10 - Part 10: Closure

Post by bunniefuu »

You know

I've done a lot of stuff

that I'm not proud of.

A lot of guilt, a lot of regret.

But you know, I forgive myself

for it because I'm human.

And I make mistakes, alright?

And I gotta tell you,

one of the main reasons

I stopped going to church was

just, I just really resented

the fact that I was gonna get

judged at the end of my life.

Just didn't make sense to me.

You know, it's like, dude,

you made me,

not the other way around.

Like, how is this my fault?

I am your f*ck up.

Like, if, if I built a car,

and it didn't run,

I wouldn't blame the car

and then burn it forever.

You're going to give me freedom of choice?

Yeah, I'm going to end up in a titty bar.

[funky synth rock instrumental]

[approaching footsteps]

[knocking]

Detective? You know

you're missing your own party.

Oh, I'm just taking a moment.

I'll see you all down there.

Hey, we're going to miss

having you around.

Well, I wish I could say

the same thing about you.

[detective chuckling]

[blowing raspberry]

[exhaling]

[tense music]



DISTORTED VOICE: You think

you can turn your back on me?

We have unfinished business.

I've just taken

another innocent.

You have five days to find

[cell phone beeping]

[phone clicking]



You have five days to find me

before another soul's blood

is on your

[shredding noise]

[motor whining]



[emotional instrumental]



You're never

going to cry again ♪

MAN: So, I guess

you're really gone.



I never realized how

much of my identity

was wrapped up in

our relationship.



I used to run

because I wanted

you to chase me.



I wish there was more

that I could have done

to get you to

notice me. You know?

The hardest part of what I do is

the loneliness.

And the real t*rture

is saying goodbye.

[sobbing]

All good things

must come to an end.

[thumping]



Damn.



As much as I'll

treasure what we had,

retirement sounds

pretty good to me too.

[muffled screaming]

It's too late to get ♪

[grinding noise]

I love you, detective.

Goodbye.



[metallic grinding]

Whatever, just talk about

stuff, go to the god damn doctor.

Don't be a d*ck.

You know, do the best you can,

apologize to people.

I dunno.

Look, I guess what I'm saying is

just don't let people

f*ck with you, all right?

And I know I'm not your dad, OK?

I'm not trying to be your

dad here, but I'm just,

I'm just trying to

tell you some sh*t

that I wish somebody

else had told me

so, I wouldn't have wasted the

last 30 years of my life, OK?

Because you've got it

all ahead of you, kid,

you've got it all ahead of you

Woman: Hey!

Hey.

WOMAN: Where the

f*ck are my keys?

Oh. Um, I dunno, honey.

WOMAN: Well, I can't find them

and I didn't f*cking move them.

- Oh, I don't see them, babe.

WOMAN: You don't see them?

- No.

WOMAN: Have you used your eyes?

What is this? The f*ck is that?

Is that my son's camera?

It's nothing, it's nothing,

I'm just, you know, just

just hanging out out here.

WOMAN: By yourself?

Great, you're so

f*cking pathetic.

Do you know that? God.

[door slamming]

Yeah.

Look, your mother's

great. For you.

Not for me. So

you know I love you, man.

OK, you and me have a bond.

We always connected, alright?

So, just do me a favor.

Just be a good person,

be nice to people,

always wear a rubber.

Always wear a rubber.

Some day you're gonna get

accepted to some wonderful college.

Hit me up then, I'll take

you out to dinner, alright?

I love you, buddy.

I'm sorry.

[machinery whining]

[marker squeaking]

[machine g*ns firing]

[men yelling]

[machine g*ns rattling]

Hey, I'm going to go, uh

I'm going to go out

and go run an errand, OK?

You be good, all right?

ZACHARY: Cool.

[machine g*n rattling]

OK.

[machine g*n rattling]

[engine turning over]

[tires squealing]

[machine g*n rattling]

[banging]

[machine g*n rattling]

[machine g*n rattling]

[banging]

You know what?

On second thought

I think those errands can wait.

What are you playing?

Hey, let me play too.

No.

- Come on.

- No.

RICK: Come on. ZACHARY: No.

[beeping]

Dude! What the f*ck?

Just go annoy someone else!

I f*cking hate you!

I just want to blow off

a little bit of steam here.

I don't care.

[shimmering sound]

Oh, I'm back.

Sorry, I'm dealing with

my mom's d*uche boyfriend.

["You Promised Me Love"

by Earl Lewis and the Channels]

You, you, you, you ♪

You, you, you, you ♪

You know what?

I think I am gonna

go run those errands.

You promised me love ♪

Have fun.

[car engine turning over]

All you brought me

was one broken heart ♪

I should have known

from the start ♪