He's my spirit buddy
or is he something "dirty"?
They're everywhere
surprise you anytime
Congratulations!
some people said when you saw it
Others will apologize
and say you're plainly unlucky
Perhaps it's what you called the 'Ghosts'
There are always secretive in folklores and myths
Some call them buddies
Some treat them as nemeses
During the 7th month
they become VlPs
Who is hurting others for power and money?
Who is committing sins because of greed?
Superstitious creates illusion of enemy
It's merely skepticism among human beings
Scared? Knock the door at midnight
call mummy and hide in her blanket
Plead for blessing or pray hard
Do the chanting if you still remember
There are two children are standing outside
Iooking at us, wanting to come in
Who are the parents?
Nevermind
You can't see them anyway
I think they are the children from your family
I don't think so, Master
Has anyone had an ab*rtion or a miscarriage
years ago?
Nope
Nevermind
These children will then follow
the unlucky ones
Master
Are they kids from next door, losing their way
home?
Will your grandchildren also go to the wrong
door?
No
Baby spirits can be terrifying
if they're not dealt with properly
these baby spirits will haunt their parents
for life
What to do then, Master?
Simple
Perform a ritual to send them away
Do it then, Master
Okay, one for a thousand dollars
A thousand dollars?
Can it be cheaper?
If you're tight on cash
just do ritual for one
while the other will stay around
to follow the unlucky one
Okay then
so be it, two thousand dollars
What toys do you want to burn for them?
Burn toys for them?
This is crucial
Show them the catalogue
We're having a promotion
You'll given special discount if order today
Look at this "Transformer"
it's the children's favourite
very popular
Is it?
There are also "DS Lite", "Ben "
PSP is the best
There's more...
Yours
Yours
Chief?
Too little for you?
No
If we continue such pretentious act
will we offend the spirits and have retribution?
He's right
I feel uncomfortable making these money too
I have goose pimples every moment
There's nothing to be afraid
Let me tell you
There's no ghost in this world
it only exist to the guilt-stricken ones and the
weak-hearted
who'll pay us to perform the ritual
Aren't we still cheating money?
We're exercising Heaven's will
These people
are willing to pay us
to help them feel better
What's wrong with that?
Chief
What you've just said
makes me feel much better now
Okay
Go buy some supper
and some fruits too
Recently, I've some problem
Must be constipation
Whenever I pass by this place
it gives me the crisps
Crisps?
I mean "creeps"
We Singaporean can never speak proper
Mandarin
all because of you
Oh no!
What's the matter?
I forget to buy fruits!
I'm not buying alone
I'm fat and tired
Let's go together then
What's the different?
It's equally far and I'll still fat and tired
What shall we do then?
Expect a scolding from chief?
I've an idea
Are you with me?
You want to give chief these oranges
Chief said
There're no ghost in this world
If you don't take, those foreign workers will also
take them
and they're fine after eating them
Are you sure?
Have you heard of any foreign workers died
eating oranges?
No
Then it's okay
You're right, anyway It's for the chief
I'll never touch it
I'm so sorry, Mr Spirit
Our chief wants to eat these fruits
please look for him if you spirits are unhappy
His name is "Li Ah Cai"
He's not afraid of you spirits
but we respect you a lot
Sorry
I respect you too
Get the oranges
May I ask you
where did you get this orange from?
It is tasteless
It is inedible
How dare you give me rubbish?
It's sugar-free
Yes
You'll get diabetes from eating too many sweet
stuff
Go to hell
If I have diabetes
I'll flood you with my urine
Almost forget
Prosperity!
Goal!
I worship to the God of Ball
Are you insane?
God of Ball?
I meant the God of Football
who can help me to win
You should pray hard not to be insane
Nuts
Chief
There's a god in everything
Worship them and you'll be blessed
and prospered
Hello?
Congratulations to you, Sir
You've won a prize in our company's lucky draw
It's a pair of first class return air tickets to
America for two
Please come collect your prize from our company
Go to hell
You think you can fool me with these old tricks?
Idiots!
Can you believe it?
They are still trying to trick people with such calls
Can't they be more creative?
Chief, look at this from another angle
If she makes ten thousand calls
all she needs is ten people to buy the idea
they will be rich
Chief
The same goes with our everyday lottery system
Out of the ten thousand combinations
there are only 23 winning combinations
You're right
If a person bets from 0000 to 9999
he'll wins 23 combinations for sure
We've going to win big!
What is it, chief?
From tomorrow onwards
we'll make ten thousand phone calls
From 0000 to 9999
giving each of them a combination of numbers
and there'll be surely be 23 winners
from all prizes
Then
we'll get a cut of 20% commission fee from every
winner
That's a brilliant idea, chief!
What if they don't buy our idea
or even deny their winnings?
How to draw commission then?
We'll tell them
these are lucky money is from the God of Wealth
then they'll pay up accordingly
Is there a God of Wealth?
Yes, I am the God of Wealth
You're a God, chief!
We're with a deity
Where can we find ten thousand phone numbers
and address?
There's something
which is used for wrapping steamed rice roll
and kanchan puti
For me
I'll use it to "win"
A to J for you
K to T for you
Who will make the call from U to Z?
What do think?
Congratulation
We're calling on behalf of the God of Wealth
Listening carefully
Your lucky combination is 1045
If you win
please donate 20% of the winning for our
foundation
The donation
will be used to build a temple for God of Wealth
not for our personal use
Thank you
Wish you best of luck
Win Big!
First prize of the week 1 045
I've won again!
I made the calls for the top three prizes
Take a look
Get lost
What's the celebration?
Chief, the calls for top three prizes
are all made by me
I'm so lucky
It's only the top three prizes
I made the calls for the rest of the combinations
total of 20 prizes
I'm luckier than you
So great?
Both of you make all the winning calls?
Yes
Did you win any prize?
No
What's the celebration then?
Chief
We may not be the winners
but we've made those calls
it still feels amazing
Although I didn't win for a long time
this feels good too
Morons
I look at it differently
I came up with this system
so I knew it all along
that those 23 combinations
will be my winning combinations
I'm the ultimate winner!
Take down the address
and collect our commission fees quickly
I'm such a genius
Congratulation for winning the 3rd prize
I've told you
this money is from the God of Wealth
You'll need to donate 20% of the prize money
for our foundation
I'll send you the God of Wealth's bank account
number via sms
Thank you
Win Big!
Let me tell you
Lady Luck will be with you very often
Win Big!
This is not right!
You didn't bet on the 2nd prize combination?
This is God of Wealth's prize money
You can lie to us
but not to the God of Wealth
also... Hello? Hello?
He hang up on me
What shall we do?
Have you been in the Army before?
Your size is out of standard anyway
They've something called the
Contingency Plan
so is our business
Where does the guy stays?
She is the one refusing to pay us commission!
No worries, I'll call her
Are you Chen Xiaohua?
Yes, who's that?
Congratulation to you for winning the lottery
Our God of Wealth never fails to deliver...
Please donate some money for us to build temple
I've told you, I didn't bet on the combination
How to win if I didn't place the bet?
This is God of Wealth's money
If you've place the bet
you can lie to us, but not to the deity
I've told you so many times
How to win if I didn't place the bet?
Confirm?
Confirm
No worries
Don't blame me if there're any misfortunes in the
future
So be it, bye
Remember the target
Her head, right?
No, just to scare her
Missed her head
Your sh**ting must be lousy during army days
It's not easy to miss purposely
She'll transfer the fund to us tomorrow
But when we have more customers
this will not be feasible
We'll seek help from the Professionals
Professionals?
The loansharks
I see
I didn't owe you any money
I'm not the loansharks
God of Wealth gave you your lucky money
Why didn't you make any donation?
Donation...
I didn't place the bet
Are you certain?
I can't stop smiling
Chief
This is easy money
Our business will be great
Chief
Your idea is brilliant
We need to register copyright for it
if not there will be copydogs
It's Copy Cat, not Copy Dog!
You're right
I'll need more manpower
Recruit one hundred students with sweet voice to
make the calls
I'll run the business like an enterprise
have my company listed
Then I'll be filthy rich
I'm a genius, indeed
I'm the ambassador of "God of Wealth
Enterprise"
A very big congratulation to you
Good fortune to you
Your lucky combination is 2305
However if you win a prize
Please donate 20% of your prize money
For us to build temples
Good luck to you
Thank you
May you prosper all the way!
Whoa!
What's up?
If we continue to make money like this
We can afford the largest plasma TV
for next year's World Cup live telecast
Are you okay?
If this continues
We'll not be watching the telecast
but taking a plane on first class seats to South
Africa
to watch the match LlVE
You're right
From 0000 to 9999
There are ten thousand sets of combinations
Place a bet on one combination
and you'll stand a chance to win the prizes
This is called the "4-Digit Lottery [4D]"
This lottery
has been around in Singapore for decades
It's a brilliant idea
because anyone who bet will feels a strong sense
of winning
It's very popular among of citizens
and it is also a very good business for the
organisation
That's why
even our government is actively involved
If you're interested
I can make the arrangement for you to meet our
officials
Get back to me quickly
Time for lunch, Chief
Chief
The taiwanese are also interested?
Not only Taiwan
My targets also include Hong Kong
Korea, Japan, America, England, Australia, Africa
All the countries in the world
Everyone will buy my lottery
including the Caucasians
I'm a genius, indeed
Congratulation to you
I'm here to bring you good fortune
Please take down this combination
Damned
Someone is using our idea
and they are telling me to place a bet on 6666
Is it?
If you win
Please donate 1 8% of the prize money
to our charity
Go to hell!
They're even cutting commission to compete with
us!
Yes
I told you to register for copyright?
Have you?
I did
They said need to wait for 5 years
I'll be starved to death
Chief
Want to place the bet on 6666?
My foot
What if it strike the lottery?
It could be one of the 23 winning combinations
I detest you
I hate the two of you
Bet a little then
How much?
two hundred dollars!
Get going, before it's too late
Bet a little then?
two hundred dollars?!
Nope
I knew it, that guy cannot be trusted
-7
Didn't I tell you, I knew it all along
It's utter rubbish
-6
Hurray
it's going to be a winfall!
-6
It's a spot on
This guy is a deity
he is so spot on with his prediction!
What did you say is a deity?
I meant the table is dirty
dirty?
You are such an idiot!
Our chief is the most formidable
Cheers to our chief
Cheers
Congratulation
You've won the first and second prize
I've told you
Please make your donation soon
This is my idea
You've stole my idea
and you expect a commission from me?
You're a moron!
Come and collect the money if you dare
You've not even pay me royalty
You're such a loser!
Hope you get H1 N1!
What's wrong?
He wants a 18% commission?
Who cares?
Let's toast
You guys deserve a treat
Tonight, you can order whatever you want
Go ahead
Let's drink
Let's drink
Eight hundred thousand dollars notes are so
heavy
Let me help you, chief
No need
I can lend you a hand
No need
We need to be discreet, hurry up
You're old and skinny, the money is safer with me
No need!
You've arthritis, Chief
The weight is bad for your bones
I said no need
I'm big, I can protect the money
No need!
Chief
Say no more
Let me carry for a while
I've never felt how heavy eight hundred thousand
is!
No
Chief
Let me have it for a while
I'm willing to break my leg for it
Over my dead body
I plead you
Let's play scissor paper stone to decide...
Say no more
What's up?
Who are you after?
You've won the prize
Why didn't you make the donation?
So you're that H1 N1 loser
You've stole my idea
How dare you demand a commission from me?
Your winning combination
is given by the Granny of Wealth behind me
The prize money donation
will be donated to her
Granny?
What Granny?
Look at him
Copying all our ideas
Do you have better tricks?
Your brain must be rusty
She's right behind me
Didn't you see her?
Yes!
And I can even see Grandpa too
Grandpa cooking it salty...
Granny wants it less tasty...
Granny brings you so much fortune
You ungrateful b*stards
You'll be knocked down by a car
Loser, trying to frighten me?
I'm so scare
My limbs are trembling
I'm peeing in my pants
I'll cross the road now
Let's see if the cars will knock me down
Come, run over me!
Come back, chief!
Run over me!
It's dangerous!
Did you see that? I'm perfectly okay!
Come back, chief!
Get the cars to knock me down
I'm invincible!
Look up
Run for your life!
Chief!
Next time
Don't eat my oranges again
Ghost!
Sorry
It's not for us
It's for our chief
Please look for him if you're unhappy
His name is "Li Ah Cai"
He's not afraid of ghost
but we respect you a lot
Sorry
I respect you too
Get the oranges
It is inedible
How dare you give me rubbish?
Fall in
Faster
Move quickly!
Take you time...
Fantastic!
Listen up, gentleman
This morning's topography exercise
is very important for all of you
Take this very seriously
If you think Singapore jungles are like
playgrounds
Think again
All jungles are dangerous
Understand?
Yes, Master Sergeant!
Remember the 4 "D"
Don't take this lightly!
Don't take shortcut
Don't be lazy
Don't be a smart alec
Just follow the route map
Everything will be fine
Understand?
Yes Warrant Officer
Before we move out
Anybody not feeling well?
So weak
I think I've to cancel today's exercise
postpone to next Sunday
Make sure you come back on Sunday
Anybody not feeling well?
No, Warrant Officer
That's good!
Anything to say, Sir
Gentlemen, listen up
This is very important
Do not take shortcut for this exercise
I repeat
No shortcut
Understand?
Yes Sir
What did I say?
No shortcut
Good
Put on your helmet and your fullpack, move out
Let's go, come on
First detail, come forward
Hurry up!
Sir, can we be the last detail?
Cut the crap, go!
Can. Come back next Sunday
Report to the Master Sergeant
Remember, no shortcut
Detail 2, come forward, report to the Master
Sergeant
Detail 3, where are you?
I heard that this forest is cursed
Then?
Many japanese soldiers died here
What are you afraid of?
Ghost
You look like a ghost yourself, and you are
scared?
Slow down, I've something to tell you
What is it?
My reasons for trying to take off are all valid!
What are you trying to say?
I've seen five masters
They told me the same thing
that I'm cursed with a "blood encounter" this year
Cursed with a "Blood Encounter"?
Don't get me into trouble, I'm your buddy
How's your luck this year?
Extremely good man...
That'll do, you can save me
But what if I'm cursed by your bad luck instead?
No
No? I must to complain to Ministry of Defence
They'll need to consult my masters
before assigning a buddy to me in future
Right
Stop
See! I've lift your "blood encounter" curse for you!
Thank you
Don't move
Blood Encounter
Stop
B-l-o-o-d E-n-c-o-u-n-t-e-r!
Are you trying to get back to me?
These mosquitoes are formidable
just can't seem to hit any of them!
I think we're lost
Says who? See, we came this way, we are here!
No, we came that way, we are here!
No, we are there
Don't argue with me, we are at this point
Take that thing out
That "thing" is called the compass
See
I think it's spoilt
The compass points to this direction
When you turn around
It still points to the same direction
If you turn back
It still points to the same direction
It's definitely spoilt
Don't you know?
This is how a compass work
It always point in the same direction
all the time
Always pointing to "Nan"
How do you know?
Did you see a "N" on it
N stands for "Nan" [Mandarin: South]
What about "S"?
S is "See" [Mandarin: West]
What about "W"?
W stands for...
Woman
There are women over there, it's dangerous
Rubbish
So "E" stands for elephant?
Don't fool me, you think I don't know topography?
... in fact I really know nothing about it!
I used to be a military driver
There's always someone
to show me the direction
I really know nothing about topography
I used to be a military police
I arrested people everyday
so I don't know topography too
I always laze around during my army days
used to be 2nd sergeant, then demoted to 3rd
sergeant
Can you be worse than me?
I went from 1 st sergeant to corporal, then back to
I was locked in detention barrack before
No big deal
My record was 5 times
Listen carefully
I was locked for 40 days everytime
You win
Let's take a look
If we follow the instructions, we'll be here forever
What shall we do then?
Do you dare?
What are you talking about?
Short-cut
Why do we need to prowl like this?
We're taking the shortcut
This tactical movement will keep us from officers'
view
This is the shortcut?
Yes
This is the Pan lsland Expressway
Idiot, we'll take a cab from here straight to the
end point
Go to hell!
Pass me the map and follow me closely
Learn from me, kiddo
Let's see what you can do
Why is there a tombstone in the military training
area?
Let's go
Is there a lucky number on it?
Cut the crap, let's go
She is so pretty
Don't say "pretty"
Ok, she is ugly
Stop uttering rubbish
Let's go
What's wrong with saying "ugly" and "pretty"?
What the matter?
Did you smell something?
Nope
Take a deep breath
Yes
A scent of flower
But I can't tell the name of the flower
What is it?
I just farted
Go to hell!
Childish
I was in front of you
while I farted along the way
Didn't you smell anything?
Is there something wrong with your "nose"?
You're so childish
My tummy ache, need to poo
It's getting dark
You want to poo in the forest?
Can't help it, it's coming out
If you take off your pants
squat down
and see a cobra, what will you do?
I'll remain still
If it bite your private part?
I hit it with a stick
It'll be too late
What to do then?
You take off the CO-BRA's "bra"
Give it a tight slap and it'll fall
Cut the crap
An eye for an eye for playing prank on me
Wait for me
I want to poo too
Did you smell something?
I just used this trick
Can you be more creative?
This time is for real
Take a deep breath
Trying to fool me?
Use other tricks, please
I'm not joking
I smell something nice
You're a weirdo
You couldn't sense a thing when I fart earlier on
Now you are saying my waste smell nice to you
Your "nose" is really not working
Did you see that?
I saw it
Is it?
Sure
Do you dare?
What is it?
Ask her for lottery numbers
Why not?
Come on
Run!
Ghost!
Help!
What about our r*fles?
Are you nuts?
We almost died
Forget the r*fles
We'll be charged under the Military Law
Let it be
Do you have a tissue?
What for?
I forgot to wipe my butt
Me too
Don't you feel dirty?
It can't be worse than that "thing"?
Then say no more
I've a request
Please don't laugh at me
What request?
My hands are cold
Can I hold your hands?
Okay
Buddies, hand in hand
Buddies, poo in hands
Give me a hand
Will you fall in love with me?
Go to hell
Just joking!
There's our r*fles
Officers said if we see the canal, we are on the
wrong route
Canal is the shortcut
Be careful
Look around carefully
Don't let the officers see us
Be careful of the canal
This path seems much better
Thanks to you
Of course, I drew the Singapore map
Yah, as if I'll believe you
When I shout 1, 2, 3
We'll run over to that bush
Look out for officers
Let's go
This forest is divine
I didn't know Singapore can be so beautiful
Where is this place?
I don't know
But you drew the map, right?
I've not finish drawing
Be careful
Look out for officers
No more water
It'll never be enough if you keep drinking like a
cow
Look over there!
Miss
Handsome
It's tough to be a soldier
Do you need water?
This is a deserted forest
yet someone is selling water
Get me a bottle
Has to be cold
Thank you
So cooling
You're lost, right?
How do you know?
I've been selling water here for many years
The soldiers I met
were all lost while taking the shortcut
It's always been the same
Nothing has change
You've an unforgettable night yesterday?
Last night, we saw a ghost
She had long hair, with red clothes
but no face
This is normal
This ghost is very popular
All the soldiers had met her
while taking the shortcut
Glad we're not the only ones
who saw her
Pay her 4 dollars
Miss
Do you know the shortcut to the end point?
You're asking the right person
But I don't think you can understand my
instructions
Don't worry, I'm a University graduate...
I'll understand
Is there a problem?
Okay, listen carefully
Go straight ahead, turn left, turn right and
straight...
Enough of it, Miss
We'll find our way
Thank you
Why is the sky so dark suddenly?
Seems like it's going to rain
Why the sudden change of weather?
This is a kind of rain
that will last for a long time
As it gets heavier
The forest will soon be flooded
Be careful
Miss
Is there a shelter nearby?
Yes, my house
What shall we do?
Let's follow her
Miss, wait for us
Here we are
This is my house
What happened to your trees?
The branches hit on my roof whenever it rains
so I tied them up
Come in
This is my home
Why are you living in such a big house?
It's from my father
I'm drenched
I need to bath
Buddy, it's good to find such a shelter
Don't you think it is kind of strange...
...for a girl to live in such a deserted place?
Nay, there are also many girls staying in the
forest...
...at Lim Chu Kang, Woodland and Yishun
Who're these girls?
prostit*tes
You're wrong
Those prostit*tes are young and pretty
with gorgeous figure
This fat one is called...
...a boar
So boring
It's a downpour
My noodle stall can earn $500 a day
yet I'm doing nothing now
Tell Ministry of Defence you earn $50K a month
and...
...be excused, but the tax office will come after
you
Have you ever seen a pig shower?
No
I've seen farmers bathe the pigs
But have you seen a pig takes it's own bath?
I'm curious, don't stop me
You're a sergeant
Sergeant has desire too
I meant
You're a sergeant
You should proceed with tactical movement
You're right, good move
Are you for real?
Hope you get into BlG trouble
Ghost!
Ghost!
Ghost!
I didn't peep
but he did
Sorry, I'll not do it again
Why are the both of you running away?
Because you're a ghost
I'm not a ghost
She's my twin sister
She died months ago
I saw your mouth
spilling blood
I was brushing my teeth
and accidentally hurt my gum
The blood is from my gum
It happens to me too
So you're really not a ghost?
If you don't believe me
Try feeling me!
No
So do the both of you want to follow me home?
No
Well
You can either stay drenched here
or go into the woods
to meet with those hundreds of ghosts in there
I'm leaving
My leg is stuck
My leg!
Stuck?
Simply lift it from the log will do
What's happening here?
It was stuck earlier on
What do you think?
There may be hundreds of ghosts in the woods
But only 2 ghosts in the house
and both are female
I think it is safer to follow her
Wait for us
Come in
You can stay outside then...
Come in
There's a ghost in your room
I swear
She has long hair and scary fingernails
You must be seeing things
See
my gum is bleeding again, you must be seeing
things
Let's check it out...
Come on
No
Come on
No
Are you a man or not? Wimps!
She's calling you a wimp, prove her wrong
No way
Aren't you a medium before?
That was an excuse for getting my day off
But this time is for real, don't get me into trouble
You'll check it out, I'll run
What?
you will have to follow me closely to be safe
Sounds good?
good
Watch out for me
Okay!
Come and see
No
Come and see
Come here
Come here
We've been fooled
So timid, come on!
What are these things for?
They are my dad's, he was a magician
The renowned magician in America
David Footballfield
He used to be my dad's student
You mean David Copperfield?
It was Footballfield then
he only renamed himself when he became
famous
Without my dad...
he'll not be the David Copperfield today
I didn't know Singaporean are good at trumpet
blowing
I'm blowing trumpet?
I'll be performing David Copperfield's
most formidable magic stun
The Great Escape
Prove it to us
It's empty?
There are no flowers and rabbits
Not even pigeons
Here she comes
Tie up
Not me, tie him up
Tie you up
Nuts
I meant
tie me up
You?
For real?
Just do it!
Come on!
Don't let me move around!
She's really a giant!
Wait a minute
Remember
tie me tightly
Will you die?
It can be dangerous!
This is chicken feet to me...
So arrogant!
Tie her tightly
so she can never escape
just like wrapping a dumpling
Be careful
Be careful
You're not suppose to drop her
Do you know how heavy she is?
Why don't you do it?
It is not easy!
I get you when I'm out
Sorry
It's my fault
Close the chest
Lock it up
For real?
Count to 1 0 and I'll be out
So arrogant
Lock up the chest
I have the key, she can never escape
Are you okay, Fatso?
Fatso!
Hey, there is not a sound in there...
Will she die in the chest?
So strange
Fatso
Will she die in the chest?
Fatso!
Aren't you inside the chest?
I'm holding the key
How did you escape?
This is magic
Look inside the chest
Is she really that good?
It's true
So formidable!?!
If I learn this magic
I can stop frying noodle
and perform on Getai [Hokkein: local stage
performance]
I'll perform at Las Vegas
And it will be at least 1 0K for each performance?
What a jackpot!
Tie me up first
Tie me up first, okay?
You'll get your chance, tie me up first
I'm fed up giving in to you
Can you give in to me instead?
Don't be such a bully!
Buddy, you cannot imagine how tight Master has
tied me
I'll do a better performance than you
Nonsense
Master has tied me much tighter
So I can perform better than you
Just wait and see
Bring it on
Master
Teach us the Great Escape trick, quick
Relax
I'll teach you something
better than David Footballfield's stun
It's a new magic!
More tricks!
Tighter?
Tighter, Master
Tighter?
A bit more
Okay
Did you see that?
I want to be tighter than him, Master
I want to perform better
Let's see
Tighter, Master
A bit more
Why are you holding the knives?
It's part of the magic
Are you going to k*ll us?
Be careful with it
It's dangerous
All magic stuns are dangerous!
Scared?
Then forget about learning the trick
I want to learn
Aunt
I've found the two "substitute-ghosts" for you
Can you let me go?
One year later...
Fall in
Hurry up
Take your own sweet time...
Relax, relax, I've got all day...
Want me to come hold your hands?
Gentleman, listen up
This morning's topography exercise
is very important for all of you
Take this very seriously
If you think Singapore jungles are like
playgrounds
Think again
This is your map
Thank you, Sir!
Check your equipments and report to the Master
Sergeant!
Remember, no shortcut
Yes, Sir
Who's not taking the shortcut?
Ridiculous
If we get caught, we'll be in deep trouble
Have you heard of the Code of Conduct No.7
What?
You can do anything you want, but don't get
caught
You are only at rule No.7? The latest is rule No.8!
What?
You are not a soldier if you don't cheat!
Say that one more time!?
Wake up your idea
Take this training very seriously, understand?
Yes, Master Sergeant!
Go
There is a price to pay for every shortcut you
take
Ghost in the house
Mother
it's being a year
and still no lottery blessing from you
No starter prize
no consolation prize
nothing at all
not even lucky draw
Please remember to let them win some lottery
Thank you
Mother
You're staying with us
I pray to you everyday
You must remember
give us some lucky '4 D' [lottery] numbers
not giving your grand-daughters
all 'D's in examinations
Bless us, Mother
Come, pray to Grandma
Mother
You must remember
different
Don't mess up again
Bless us!
Mother
American Lehman Brothers
is such a big company
now that it has folded
You being a deity up there
there is no reason you don't know
if you knew, why didn't you inform me in
advance?
My friend's father
tipped him off in his dream
he managed to avoid heavy losses!
But I didn't!
I suffered a huge loss
You must bless me
Mother
Are you still mad at us?
Please don't be angry
We've apologised
and foot all your medical bills
Look at Stella, she's so obedient now
Stella, pray to Grandma
Mother, please bless us all
Mother
Thank you for blessing us
I'm finally pregnant
Mother
You blessed me with a child
but did not bless me with any earnings
How to feed my child in future, right?
Our business is getting worse by days
Please open your eyes
and look after us
Please give us your blessing
Take a break
Have a drink
Our business is getting worse
What shall we do?
Market is so bad
what can we do, right?
Amid the economic downturn
Government has launched a new scheme
to help the small and medium enterprises
Let's apply for it
Lots of incentive for grab
Don't be naive, 2nd Brother
Normally
you can apply
but doesn't mean you'll get the approval
'apply' and 'approve'
are two different words
There are many conditions applied
It's never easy getting money from the
Government
but it is so much easier with the private sectors
Private Sectors? How?
I've a friend
who is a Datuk [Malay: A Malaysian Federal title]
Datuk?
Where?
Kuala Lumpur
He's loaded
If he invests in our business
we'll be rich
Are you sure?
Great!
You've to be careful
There're cheats everywhere
Rest assured, Big Brother
He wants to see me
Here's my suggestion
Next week, why don't...
we, the directors of our company
go meet him in Kuala Lumpur
Great!
We will go to places where riches are...
Lovely!
Mother
This is our last chance
You've been up there for a year
you should have "friends"
please get them to bless us too
Otherwise
your sons' future are doomed
Please give us your blessing
Win big!
Since mother died
we've not taking dinner together
Too bad
All of us are busy with our business
Luckily, we made some profit initially
but not anymore
Too bad, no blessing from mother
What can we do, right?
Sometimes, I miss Mother
Enough talking, let's eat
Who put a chair over there?
What is it for? Mother is no longer here...
I'm not the one
Did you girls put the chair here?
We're not even there
We didn't
Maybe it appeared by itself
Stella, mind your words in the Seventh Month
Sorry
Take the chair away, Hubby
I'll do it
She's our mother, nothing to be afraid of
Don't be afraid
Come sit closer
more room for us
This pig trotters taste great!
Sister-in-law
You've finally mastered Mother's cooking
This taste exactly like Mother's cooking
Congratulation
Delicious, eat more...
I didn't cook that dish
Didn't you bring it here?
Don't look at me
Not me
I didn't bring it too
I bought it
You almost scared us to death
Dear
I bought it from the coffee shop at our place
It tastes exactly like Mother's cooking
Why didn't you mention before?
Come on, let's eat
Why is there another chair?
No
The chair is here all along
The chair was never here, ask your wife
He's right
See?!
Big Brother
That chair is gone!
I remember placing the chair over there
Why is it here?
Is it Grandma?
She wants to join us for dinner
Mind your words
just eat
Tell me
Did anyone talk nonsense at the altar earlier?
No!
Someone must have done it!
Mother!
Ong
Have you seen my bra?
Damned!
I saw Mother!
Darling!
What's up, Dear?
I saw Mother!
Mother?
Where?
Here, she was here asking me for her bra
I'm not kidding!
Are you dreaming?
Impossible!
It's true, she was sitting over here
Right at this spot
I'm not lying...
Ong
Did you see my bra?
The red one
with Mickey Mouse prints
I'll buy you another one
Get it in Singapore
I'll wait always for you
Boss
You're selling green tea too
Yes
The trend follows the dead to the underworld
They'll still prefer their favourite drinks "down
there"?
"Down there"?
Of course!
How can I help you?
Do you sell bra?
Bra?
You came here to buy bra?
Are you serious?
I've no choice
My mother haunts me everyday
asking me for her bra
You're the first customer
making such a request
Okay
I'll tailor-make them for you
Good
Give me two pairs of them
Colour?
Black and red
I'll take it down
Can you add Mickey Mouse stickers to them?
Mickey Mouse?
Your mother likes Mickey Mouse?
There's nothing I can do!
She keeps demanding Mickey Mouse on her
bra...
If you can do it, I can burn to her
Burn Mickey Mouse?
Cannot, copyright infringement
You're right, this is such a pain!
I've a suggestion
Can you make it in such a way that...
to us, Chinese, it looks like Mickey Mouse
yet it's not the exactly the one the Caucasians
know
You're so hilarious!
I'll try my best
It's settled
I'll collect them tomorrow
Okay
What's her cup size?
She's gone for a year but has never tell me
before
What shall I do?
We play safe, give her a large cup size
Large?
Yes, the larger the better
Okay
Hui, have you eaten?
Yes
Darling
Darling
Did you ask me if I've eaten?
Darling
I think you're going to be insane soon
you've been asking me the same question for
days
and will you please get the television repaired?
It has been down for days, think the wires are
loose
I've missed my favourite drama series
So annoying
Look at this television
Must be the loose wire
Mother!
She's inside the TV!
No!
Where is she?
You are insane!
Loose wire
Mother is in the television!
She's inside!
Don't scare me
It's not the television
you're the one with loose wire
You do the adjustment, I'll watch from here
Look
Look carefully
See anything?
This is a nice show
What a bad Daughter-in-law
I dreamt of Mother!
Hui
Have you eaten?
What a bad Daughter-in-law
I can't take it any longer...
Mother sits on my bed every night
Asking for her Mickey Mouse bra
I can't stand it anymore
I bought her the large size Mickey Mouse bra
But she's still not happy and continues to haunt
me
I'm worse than you
She only haunts you at night
But she haunts me all day
That's bad
I hear her words every minute
But see nobody around me
Now, she has a new trick
What is it?
She'll hide in the television
and scare me
Which channel?
Every channel
Keep repeating her words
till my head almost cracked
Hey, 2nd Brother, you looked very relax...
Mother didn't harass you?
Nope
Impossible!
Maybe she thinks that I'm filial
You must be joking
Tell you honestly
If not for that packet of blood you took,
Mother would still be alive
You're wrong
Mother willingly volunteered to save Stella
And
In danger, who would you save? Mother or
Daughter?
I asked for your opinions, but the two of you...
... only evade my question!
She's our only mother
the one and only
Even if she pulled the oxygen tube
I would've plug it back
Now then you're saying this
Isn't it too late?
Your daughter is not born yet
Don't you mention my daughter
You did it too
Stop fighting
It's been more than a year, for goodness sake
But I don't understand
Why didn't Mother look for you?
Big Brother, how could you say such things?
Mother must have tried haunting him
but in vain
You've moved twice in a year
hiding from mother?
No such thing
There's no use in hiding
She'll find you one day
I'm not afraid of her
Why should l? She may even help me strike
lottery
Don't be so mean to your own brother!
I'm not afraid!
You gave me a fright!
Don't pat on my shoulder from behind, it's the
Seventh Month
You're so timid
Tell you something
They've seen Mother around
I think we are next!
Let's go
Are you sure?
Hubby
Pass me a piece of tissue paper
Hurry, my eyes are hurting
Hurry up
Your tissue paper
You gave it to me, right?
No, I just enter the room
Then what's in my hand?
But I just entered the room
Trying to scare me?
I've wet my pants
I'm so scared
Childish!
Says who? I'm not that free okay!
Darling
Tell me honestly
Did you help me wash my face earlier?
No
Come on...
No
Don't lie to me, please
No!
Can you lie to me?
say "yes"
What's wrong with you?
so I can feel better this way
You're becoming more timid as you grow older
I'm getting the feeling that Mother is already in
here
Why are you so afraid?
She lived with us before
Don't worry, just sleep
We'll burn some incense paper for her tomorrow
Okay
Kiong
Did you hear Mother calling me?
No
Kiong
This time I did!
Don't scare us, Mother
I admit I'm not filial...
I'll burn you some incense paper tomorrow
Please
Don't scare us
Let's sleep
Kiong
Don't be troubled over where I sleep
I can sleep anywhere
You saw Mother too
That's your wish, isn't it?
Now that it has come true, aren't you two
delighted?
What are you talking about?
Why would we want it to happen?
Stop playing amnesia!
Both of you were here last night
jealous of Mother not haunting me
so you cursed me
Now she did come haunt me, are you two
satisfied?
But we went to Johor yesterday
Exactly
Stop denying
If you don't believe me
I'll show you my passport
Yes, we were in Johor
Stop denying
I'm not a fool
Are you dreaming, 2nd Brother?
Dreaming?
But I remembered we had a meeting here
You are saying even our meeting here is a
dream?
and I continued to dream of Mother
She almost scared me to death
I also dreamt of mother
Me too
Both of you?
Mother appeared in all our dreams
What's her motive?
Big Brother
Did you perform the prayers correctly?
Do you know the proper procedures?
What are you trying to say?
I don't need you juniors to teach me
In fact I should've told you earlier
I'm not Mother's only son
Each of us should take turns monthly...
...to offer her prayers
I can't do it
Her tablet doesn't suit the avant garde design of
my house
Me too
You know that I'm busy
"cannot"? "busy"?
I don't care!
We take turns to pray
Isn't that your friend?
Wow, looks like he's having a good time
Hey buddy!
Both of you wait for me over there
So lucky of you, driving a Mercedes?
Mine broke down. This is my maid's "errand car"
You must be earning a lot, what's your job?
I don't need to work
My mother is blessing me with such good fortune
I keep asking her not to let me strike lottery
again, but in vain
I even won the 1 st prize with unlucky numbers
like 4444
I just keep winning
Even the bookies shun me
Your mother is so powerful?
Didn't you know that?
When an elderly dies, the timing is important
If she dies at midnight
She takes away all the fortune
and leaves nothing for the descendants
But if the time is in the morning such as 7am
The descendants will prosper
Ieaving nothing for themselves
And if she dies at noon time
both parties will split the luck
Get it? I doubt you do!
So your mother died in the morning?
It is supposed to be at midnight
Doctors tried to revive her with injections and
defibrillator
shook her through the night
She struggled all the way until day breaks...
therefore blessing us with good fortune
That's what I call a great mother
I need to go
Let's go have some fun
You'll be fined for ill*gal parking
What's the big deal?
I'm loaded
Jealous of me?
This is life!
Our mother died at night
She left us with nothing!
After hearing what he said
I realise Mother cannot bless us anymore
So all the prayers are a waste of time
Forget it then
How can you say that?
We're her sons, for goodness sake
Big Brother, if you try too hard
Situations may back-fire?
Our luck may turn from bad to worse
Now I know why Mother appeared in our dreams
Why?
She's trying to tell us she can't bless us anymore
So by scaring us
she hopes we'll stay away from her
Therefore we should stop all the prayers
Sounds logical
What to do with the tablet?
I know someone from a temple
The temple is quite remote
but we can house the tablet there at discount
rates
What do you think?
I am good!
How about you Big Brother?
When Mother is alive, you sent her to the Old
Folks Home
Now she is dead, you are sending her to the old
temple?
Are you human?
There's nothing we can do
No point continuing the prayers
My mind is made up
Me too
What about you?
Big Brother, if you insist, do it...
at your own risk
and don't blame us for not warning you...
Think about it
Who is going to bring Mother to the temple?
Mother
Don't get the wrong idea
We're not unfilial
We've found a nice place for you
It's divine
See
Beautiful scenery on your left
and your old times buddies on your right
they are all staying here with you
They'll make you happy
You can chat with them
play games, talk about old days
The air is very fresh
butterflies
birds
and even a parrot!
Mind your steps
Be careful
Slowly
Up the stairs
Mother
here's your "mansion"
Hello?
Tell you something very frightening
Come here quickly
Hurry
Big Brother
Why didn't you send Mother's tablet into the
temple?
I did
Then?
I sent her in, but she flew back here
Flew back here?
Are you sure you are not day-dreaming?
Or was it that you made a mistake?
Why won't the two of you believe me?
I sent Mother in personally
But when I came out
She was already inside
even before I open the car door
Don't cry
I'm not crying
Do you know how frighten I am?
Don't try to be funny, Big Brother
Tablet don't fly out on its own
You must be joking, right?
Are you playing a prank on us?
Why are the two of you so stubborn?
Why won't the two of you just believe me?
Why do I need to lie? Why are you doubting me?
Why?
Okay. We believe you
I think Mother wants us to send her in together
Here we are
Here we come, Mother
Alright, let's send her in together...
He's doing all these because he's unwilling to do
it alone...
Big Brother, we need to go
Time is running out
I feel weird
Can we cancel the appointment with Datuk today
No
Datuk is a busy man
we need to make appointment 3 months in
advance
We've no other choice
Maybe Mother will bless us success
If we don't go, how can she bless us?
Exactly
What's up?
I'm looking for Mother's flying tablet
Don't be superstitious. Did you actually forget...
Here you go again
Enough saying, let's get going
Come on, there's a jam at the causeway
Let me remind you
don't visit Mother only on her anniversary
You should do it every now and then
If Mother bless us success this time
I'll buy over the whole temple for her to stay
Actually I don't understand Mother
Say your friend's mother for example
always blessing your friend with good luck
But our mother? She is just not blessing us!
Not only we are not winning any money in lottery
Even our business is being left in the cold
making us struggle like hell
Exactly
How could you say that?
Why are you always complaining about Mother?
She's our mother!
We still have to respect her even if she's dead
Okay, enough talking
What's that noise?
Must be those falling branches
Drive slowly
Our children are still young
In fact I'm more concern than you
I have a pregnant wife
Just slow down
I'm slow, only 1 20km/h
Says who?
It's 1 60km/h!
The meter is faulty
Remember
Slow down, the rain is getting heavier
I'm driving, you are such a nag
Mother!
Be careful, Big Brother
It's very slippery
Watch your steps
I know, you be careful too
Be careful
Don't look back, just get out of here
The car is going down!
Hurry
Don't look back, hurry up
Did you see Mother?
Yes, I did
Did you see Mother?
Yes
Why is she trying scare us?
and there goes our car
Mother
Look, 2nd Brother
Look, Big Brother
Let's go, be careful, Mother
Mind your steps
Be careful, Mother
It's your friend again
What happened to you?
Down on my luck
Didn't your mother bless you in everything?
Yes, she blesses me in everything
She gave me luck in lottery
in Big Sweep
in Toto [a number game in Singapore]
even winning in ill*gal gambling
And now
she even gave me cancer
You have cancer?
Damned the doctor
He said I'm okay after months of check-up
I checked with another doctor to re-affirm the
results
And he told me I've only 3 months left to live
I'm doomed
So what if I'm rich
My mother didn't bless me well
I have decided not to offer her prayers anymore
Heed my advice
Nothing is more important
than our health and safety
Don't let me fall...
If I fall, I may be left with only 1 week to live...
Let's go, bring Mother home
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