Where Got Ghost? (2009)

[bunniefuu]

He's my spirit buddy

or is he something "dirty"?

They're everywhere

surprise you anytime

Congratulations!

some people said when you saw it

Others will apologize

and say you're plainly unlucky

Perhaps it's what you called the 'Ghosts'

There are always secretive in folklores and myths

Some call them buddies

Some treat them as nemeses

During the 7th month

they become VlPs

Who is hurting others for power and money?

Who is committing sins because of greed?

Superstitious creates illusion of enemy

It's merely skepticism among human beings

Scared? Knock the door at midnight

call mummy and hide in her blanket

Plead for blessing or pray hard

Do the chanting if you still remember

There are two children are standing outside

Iooking at us, wanting to come in

Who are the parents?

Nevermind

You can't see them anyway

I think they are the children from your family

I don't think so, Master

Has anyone had an ab*rtion or a miscarriage
years ago?

Nope

Nevermind

These children will then follow

the unlucky ones

Master

Are they kids from next door, losing their way
home?

Will your grandchildren also go to the wrong
door?

No

Baby spirits can be terrifying

if they're not dealt with properly

these baby spirits will haunt their parents

for life

What to do then, Master?

Simple

Perform a ritual to send them away

Do it then, Master

Okay, one for a thousand dollars

A thousand dollars?

Can it be cheaper?

If you're tight on cash

just do ritual for one

while the other will stay around

to follow the unlucky one

Okay then

so be it, two thousand dollars

What toys do you want to burn for them?

Burn toys for them?

This is crucial

Show them the catalogue

We're having a promotion

You'll given special discount if order today

Look at this "Transformer"

it's the children's favourite

very popular

Is it?

There are also "DS Lite", "Ben "

PSP is the best

There's more...

Yours

Yours

Chief?

Too little for you?

No

If we continue such pretentious act

will we offend the spirits and have retribution?

He's right

I feel uncomfortable making these money too

I have goose pimples every moment

There's nothing to be afraid

Let me tell you

There's no ghost in this world

it only exist to the guilt-stricken ones and the
weak-hearted

who'll pay us to perform the ritual

Aren't we still cheating money?

We're exercising Heaven's will

These people

are willing to pay us

to help them feel better

What's wrong with that?

Chief

What you've just said

makes me feel much better now

Okay

Go buy some supper

and some fruits too

Recently, I've some problem

Must be constipation

Whenever I pass by this place

it gives me the crisps

Crisps?

I mean "creeps"

We Singaporean can never speak proper
Mandarin

all because of you

Oh no!

What's the matter?

I forget to buy fruits!

I'm not buying alone

I'm fat and tired

Let's go together then

What's the different?

It's equally far and I'll still fat and tired

What shall we do then?

Expect a scolding from chief?

I've an idea

Are you with me?

You want to give chief these oranges

Chief said

There're no ghost in this world

If you don't take, those foreign workers will also
take them

and they're fine after eating them

Are you sure?

Have you heard of any foreign workers died
eating oranges?

No

Then it's okay

You're right, anyway It's for the chief

I'll never touch it

I'm so sorry, Mr Spirit

Our chief wants to eat these fruits

please look for him if you spirits are unhappy

His name is "Li Ah Cai"

He's not afraid of you spirits

but we respect you a lot

Sorry

I respect you too

Get the oranges

May I ask you

where did you get this orange from?

It is tasteless

It is inedible

How dare you give me rubbish?

It's sugar-free

Yes

You'll get diabetes from eating too many sweet
stuff

Go to hell

If I have diabetes

I'll flood you with my urine

Almost forget

Prosperity!

Goal!

I worship to the God of Ball

Are you insane?

God of Ball?

I meant the God of Football

who can help me to win

You should pray hard not to be insane

Nuts

Chief

There's a god in everything

Worship them and you'll be blessed

and prospered

Hello?

Congratulations to you, Sir

You've won a prize in our company's lucky draw

It's a pair of first class return air tickets to
America for two

Please come collect your prize from our company

Go to hell

You think you can fool me with these old tricks?
Idiots!

Can you believe it?

They are still trying to trick people with such calls

Can't they be more creative?

Chief, look at this from another angle

If she makes ten thousand calls

all she needs is ten people to buy the idea

they will be rich

Chief

The same goes with our everyday lottery system

Out of the ten thousand combinations

there are only 23 winning combinations

You're right

If a person bets from 0000 to 9999

he'll wins 23 combinations for sure

We've going to win big!

What is it, chief?

From tomorrow onwards

we'll make ten thousand phone calls

From 0000 to 9999

giving each of them a combination of numbers

and there'll be surely be 23 winners

from all prizes

Then

we'll get a cut of 20% commission fee from every
winner

That's a brilliant idea, chief!

What if they don't buy our idea

or even deny their winnings?

How to draw commission then?

We'll tell them

these are lucky money is from the God of Wealth

then they'll pay up accordingly

Is there a God of Wealth?

Yes, I am the God of Wealth

You're a God, chief!

We're with a deity

Where can we find ten thousand phone numbers
and address?

There's something

which is used for wrapping steamed rice roll

and kanchan puti

For me

I'll use it to "win"

A to J for you

K to T for you

Who will make the call from U to Z?

What do think?

Congratulation

We're calling on behalf of the God of Wealth

Listening carefully

Your lucky combination is 1045



If you win

please donate 20% of the winning for our
foundation

The donation

will be used to build a temple for God of Wealth

not for our personal use

Thank you

Wish you best of luck

Win Big!

First prize of the week 1 045

I've won again!

I made the calls for the top three prizes

Take a look

Get lost

What's the celebration?

Chief, the calls for top three prizes

are all made by me

I'm so lucky

It's only the top three prizes

I made the calls for the rest of the combinations

total of 20 prizes

I'm luckier than you

So great?

Both of you make all the winning calls?

Yes

Did you win any prize?

No

What's the celebration then?

Chief

We may not be the winners

but we've made those calls

it still feels amazing

Although I didn't win for a long time

this feels good too

Morons

I look at it differently

I came up with this system

so I knew it all along

that those 23 combinations

will be my winning combinations

I'm the ultimate winner!

Take down the address

and collect our commission fees quickly

I'm such a genius

Congratulation for winning the 3rd prize

I've told you

this money is from the God of Wealth

You'll need to donate 20% of the prize money

for our foundation

I'll send you the God of Wealth's bank account
number via sms

Thank you

Win Big!

Let me tell you

Lady Luck will be with you very often

Win Big!

This is not right!

You didn't bet on the 2nd prize combination?

This is God of Wealth's prize money

You can lie to us

but not to the God of Wealth

also... Hello? Hello?

He hang up on me

What shall we do?

Have you been in the Army before?

Your size is out of standard anyway

They've something called the

Contingency Plan

so is our business

Where does the guy stays?

She is the one refusing to pay us commission!

No worries, I'll call her

Are you Chen Xiaohua?

Yes, who's that?

Congratulation to you for winning the lottery

Our God of Wealth never fails to deliver...

Please donate some money for us to build temple

I've told you, I didn't bet on the combination

How to win if I didn't place the bet?

This is God of Wealth's money

If you've place the bet

you can lie to us, but not to the deity

I've told you so many times

How to win if I didn't place the bet?

Confirm?

Confirm

No worries

Don't blame me if there're any misfortunes in the
future

So be it, bye

Remember the target

Her head, right?

No, just to scare her

Missed her head

Your sh**ting must be lousy during army days

It's not easy to miss purposely

She'll transfer the fund to us tomorrow

But when we have more customers

this will not be feasible

We'll seek help from the Professionals

Professionals?

The loansharks

I see

I didn't owe you any money

I'm not the loansharks

God of Wealth gave you your lucky money

Why didn't you make any donation?

Donation...

I didn't place the bet

Are you certain?

I can't stop smiling

Chief

This is easy money

Our business will be great

Chief

Your idea is brilliant

We need to register copyright for it

if not there will be copydogs

It's Copy Cat, not Copy Dog!

You're right

I'll need more manpower

Recruit one hundred students with sweet voice to
make the calls

I'll run the business like an enterprise

have my company listed

Then I'll be filthy rich

I'm a genius, indeed

I'm the ambassador of "God of Wealth
Enterprise"

A very big congratulation to you

Good fortune to you

Your lucky combination is 2305





However if you win a prize

Please donate 20% of your prize money

For us to build temples

Good luck to you

Thank you

May you prosper all the way!

Whoa!

What's up?

If we continue to make money like this

We can afford the largest plasma TV

for next year's World Cup live telecast

Are you okay?

If this continues

We'll not be watching the telecast

but taking a plane on first class seats to South
Africa

to watch the match LlVE

You're right

From 0000 to 9999

There are ten thousand sets of combinations

Place a bet on one combination

and you'll stand a chance to win the prizes

This is called the "4-Digit Lottery [4D]"

This lottery

has been around in Singapore for decades

It's a brilliant idea

because anyone who bet will feels a strong sense
of winning

It's very popular among of citizens

and it is also a very good business for the
organisation

That's why

even our government is actively involved

If you're interested

I can make the arrangement for you to meet our
officials

Get back to me quickly

Time for lunch, Chief

Chief

The taiwanese are also interested?

Not only Taiwan

My targets also include Hong Kong

Korea, Japan, America, England, Australia, Africa

All the countries in the world

Everyone will buy my lottery

including the Caucasians

I'm a genius, indeed

Congratulation to you

I'm here to bring you good fortune

Please take down this combination



Damned

Someone is using our idea

and they are telling me to place a bet on 6666

Is it?

If you win

Please donate 1 8% of the prize money

to our charity

Go to hell!

They're even cutting commission to compete with
us!

Yes

I told you to register for copyright?

Have you?

I did

They said need to wait for 5 years



I'll be starved to death

Chief

Want to place the bet on 6666?

My foot

What if it strike the lottery?

It could be one of the 23 winning combinations

I detest you

I hate the two of you

Bet a little then

How much?

two hundred dollars!

Get going, before it's too late

Bet a little then?

two hundred dollars?!





Nope

I knew it, that guy cannot be trusted





-7

Didn't I tell you, I knew it all along

It's utter rubbish





-6

Hurray

it's going to be a winfall!





-6

It's a spot on

This guy is a deity

he is so spot on with his prediction!

What did you say is a deity?

I meant the table is dirty

dirty?

You are such an idiot!

Our chief is the most formidable

Cheers to our chief

Cheers

Congratulation

You've won the first and second prize

I've told you

Please make your donation soon

This is my idea

You've stole my idea

and you expect a commission from me?

You're a moron!

Come and collect the money if you dare

You've not even pay me royalty

You're such a loser!

Hope you get H1 N1!

What's wrong?

He wants a 18% commission?

Who cares?

Let's toast

You guys deserve a treat

Tonight, you can order whatever you want

Go ahead

Let's drink

Let's drink

Eight hundred thousand dollars notes are so
heavy

Let me help you, chief

No need

I can lend you a hand

No need

We need to be discreet, hurry up

You're old and skinny, the money is safer with me

No need!

You've arthritis, Chief

The weight is bad for your bones

I said no need

I'm big, I can protect the money

No need!

Chief

Say no more

Let me carry for a while

I've never felt how heavy eight hundred thousand
is!

No

Chief

Let me have it for a while

I'm willing to break my leg for it

Over my dead body

I plead you

Let's play scissor paper stone to decide...

Say no more

What's up?

Who are you after?

You've won the prize

Why didn't you make the donation?

So you're that H1 N1 loser

You've stole my idea

How dare you demand a commission from me?

Your winning combination

is given by the Granny of Wealth behind me

The prize money donation

will be donated to her

Granny?

What Granny?

Look at him

Copying all our ideas

Do you have better tricks?

Your brain must be rusty

She's right behind me

Didn't you see her?

Yes!

And I can even see Grandpa too

Grandpa cooking it salty...

Granny wants it less tasty...

Granny brings you so much fortune

You ungrateful b*stards

You'll be knocked down by a car

Loser, trying to frighten me?

I'm so scare

My limbs are trembling

I'm peeing in my pants

I'll cross the road now

Let's see if the cars will knock me down

Come, run over me!

Come back, chief!

Run over me!

It's dangerous!

Did you see that? I'm perfectly okay!

Come back, chief!

Get the cars to knock me down

I'm invincible!

Look up

Run for your life!

Chief!

Next time

Don't eat my oranges again

Ghost!

Sorry

It's not for us

It's for our chief

Please look for him if you're unhappy

His name is "Li Ah Cai"

He's not afraid of ghost

but we respect you a lot

Sorry

I respect you too

Get the oranges

It is inedible

How dare you give me rubbish?

Fall in

Faster

Move quickly!

Take you time...

Fantastic!

Listen up, gentleman

This morning's topography exercise

is very important for all of you

Take this very seriously

If you think Singapore jungles are like
playgrounds

Think again

All jungles are dangerous

Understand?

Yes, Master Sergeant!

Remember the 4 "D"

Don't take this lightly!

Don't take shortcut

Don't be lazy

Don't be a smart alec

Just follow the route map

Everything will be fine

Understand?

Yes Warrant Officer

Before we move out

Anybody not feeling well?

So weak

I think I've to cancel today's exercise

postpone to next Sunday

Make sure you come back on Sunday

Anybody not feeling well?

No, Warrant Officer

That's good!

Anything to say, Sir

Gentlemen, listen up

This is very important

Do not take shortcut for this exercise

I repeat

No shortcut

Understand?

Yes Sir

What did I say?

No shortcut

Good

Put on your helmet and your fullpack, move out

Let's go, come on

First detail, come forward

Hurry up!

Sir, can we be the last detail?

Cut the crap, go!

Can. Come back next Sunday

Report to the Master Sergeant

Remember, no shortcut

Detail 2, come forward, report to the Master
Sergeant

Detail 3, where are you?

I heard that this forest is cursed

Then?

Many japanese soldiers died here

What are you afraid of?

Ghost

You look like a ghost yourself, and you are
scared?

Slow down, I've something to tell you

What is it?

My reasons for trying to take off are all valid!

What are you trying to say?

I've seen five masters

They told me the same thing

that I'm cursed with a "blood encounter" this year

Cursed with a "Blood Encounter"?

Don't get me into trouble, I'm your buddy

How's your luck this year?

Extremely good man...

That'll do, you can save me

But what if I'm cursed by your bad luck instead?

No

No? I must to complain to Ministry of Defence

They'll need to consult my masters

before assigning a buddy to me in future

Right

Stop

See! I've lift your "blood encounter" curse for you!

Thank you

Don't move

Blood Encounter

Stop

B-l-o-o-d E-n-c-o-u-n-t-e-r!

Are you trying to get back to me?

These mosquitoes are formidable

just can't seem to hit any of them!

I think we're lost

Says who? See, we came this way, we are here!

No, we came that way, we are here!

No, we are there

Don't argue with me, we are at this point

Take that thing out

That "thing" is called the compass

See

I think it's spoilt

The compass points to this direction

When you turn around

It still points to the same direction

If you turn back

It still points to the same direction

It's definitely spoilt

Don't you know?

This is how a compass work

It always point in the same direction

all the time

Always pointing to "Nan"

How do you know?

Did you see a "N" on it

N stands for "Nan" [Mandarin: South]

What about "S"?

S is "See" [Mandarin: West]

What about "W"?

W stands for...

Woman

There are women over there, it's dangerous

Rubbish

So "E" stands for elephant?

Don't fool me, you think I don't know topography?

... in fact I really know nothing about it!

I used to be a military driver

There's always someone

to show me the direction

I really know nothing about topography

I used to be a military police

I arrested people everyday

so I don't know topography too

I always laze around during my army days

used to be 2nd sergeant, then demoted to 3rd
sergeant

Can you be worse than me?

I went from 1 st sergeant to corporal, then back to


I was locked in detention barrack before





No big deal

My record was 5 times

Listen carefully

I was locked for 40 days everytime

You win

Let's take a look

If we follow the instructions, we'll be here forever

What shall we do then?

Do you dare?

What are you talking about?

Short-cut

Why do we need to prowl like this?

We're taking the shortcut

This tactical movement will keep us from officers'
view

This is the shortcut?

Yes

This is the Pan lsland Expressway

Idiot, we'll take a cab from here straight to the
end point

Go to hell!

Pass me the map and follow me closely

Learn from me, kiddo

Let's see what you can do

Why is there a tombstone in the military training
area?

Let's go

Is there a lucky number on it?

Cut the crap, let's go

She is so pretty

Don't say "pretty"

Ok, she is ugly

Stop uttering rubbish

Let's go

What's wrong with saying "ugly" and "pretty"?

What the matter?

Did you smell something?

Nope

Take a deep breath

Yes

A scent of flower

But I can't tell the name of the flower

What is it?

I just farted

Go to hell!

Childish

I was in front of you

while I farted along the way

Didn't you smell anything?

Is there something wrong with your "nose"?

You're so childish

My tummy ache, need to poo

It's getting dark

You want to poo in the forest?

Can't help it, it's coming out

If you take off your pants

squat down

and see a cobra, what will you do?

I'll remain still

If it bite your private part?

I hit it with a stick

It'll be too late

What to do then?

You take off the CO-BRA's "bra"

Give it a tight slap and it'll fall

Cut the crap

An eye for an eye for playing prank on me

Wait for me

I want to poo too

Did you smell something?

I just used this trick

Can you be more creative?

This time is for real

Take a deep breath

Trying to fool me?

Use other tricks, please

I'm not joking

I smell something nice

You're a weirdo

You couldn't sense a thing when I fart earlier on

Now you are saying my waste smell nice to you

Your "nose" is really not working

Did you see that?

I saw it

Is it?

Sure

Do you dare?

What is it?

Ask her for lottery numbers

Why not?

Come on



Run!

Ghost!

Help!

What about our r*fles?

Are you nuts?

We almost died

Forget the r*fles

We'll be charged under the Military Law

Let it be

Do you have a tissue?

What for?

I forgot to wipe my butt

Me too

Don't you feel dirty?

It can't be worse than that "thing"?

Then say no more

I've a request

Please don't laugh at me

What request?

My hands are cold

Can I hold your hands?

Okay

Buddies, hand in hand

Buddies, poo in hands

Give me a hand

Will you fall in love with me?

Go to hell

Just joking!

There's our r*fles

Officers said if we see the canal, we are on the
wrong route

Canal is the shortcut

Be careful

Look around carefully

Don't let the officers see us

Be careful of the canal

This path seems much better

Thanks to you

Of course, I drew the Singapore map

Yah, as if I'll believe you

When I shout 1, 2, 3

We'll run over to that bush

Look out for officers

Let's go

This forest is divine

I didn't know Singapore can be so beautiful

Where is this place?

I don't know

But you drew the map, right?

I've not finish drawing

Be careful

Look out for officers

No more water

It'll never be enough if you keep drinking like a
cow

Look over there!

Miss

Handsome

It's tough to be a soldier

Do you need water?

This is a deserted forest

yet someone is selling water

Get me a bottle

Has to be cold

Thank you

So cooling

You're lost, right?

How do you know?

I've been selling water here for many years

The soldiers I met

were all lost while taking the shortcut

It's always been the same

Nothing has change

You've an unforgettable night yesterday?

Last night, we saw a ghost

She had long hair, with red clothes

but no face

This is normal

This ghost is very popular

All the soldiers had met her

while taking the shortcut

Glad we're not the only ones

who saw her



Pay her 4 dollars

Miss

Do you know the shortcut to the end point?

You're asking the right person

But I don't think you can understand my
instructions

Don't worry, I'm a University graduate...

I'll understand

Is there a problem?

Okay, listen carefully

Go straight ahead, turn left, turn right and
straight...

Enough of it, Miss

We'll find our way

Thank you

Why is the sky so dark suddenly?

Seems like it's going to rain

Why the sudden change of weather?

This is a kind of rain

that will last for a long time

As it gets heavier

The forest will soon be flooded

Be careful

Miss

Is there a shelter nearby?

Yes, my house

What shall we do?

Let's follow her

Miss, wait for us

Here we are

This is my house

What happened to your trees?

The branches hit on my roof whenever it rains

so I tied them up

Come in

This is my home

Why are you living in such a big house?

It's from my father

I'm drenched

I need to bath

Buddy, it's good to find such a shelter

Don't you think it is kind of strange...

...for a girl to live in such a deserted place?

Nay, there are also many girls staying in the
forest...

...at Lim Chu Kang, Woodland and Yishun

Who're these girls?

prostit*tes

You're wrong

Those prostit*tes are young and pretty

with gorgeous figure

This fat one is called...

...a boar

So boring

It's a downpour

My noodle stall can earn $500 a day

yet I'm doing nothing now

Tell Ministry of Defence you earn $50K a month
and...

...be excused, but the tax office will come after
you

Have you ever seen a pig shower?

No

I've seen farmers bathe the pigs

But have you seen a pig takes it's own bath?

I'm curious, don't stop me

You're a sergeant

Sergeant has desire too

I meant

You're a sergeant

You should proceed with tactical movement

You're right, good move

Are you for real?

Hope you get into BlG trouble

Ghost!

Ghost!

Ghost!

I didn't peep

but he did

Sorry, I'll not do it again

Why are the both of you running away?

Because you're a ghost

I'm not a ghost

She's my twin sister

She died months ago

I saw your mouth

spilling blood

I was brushing my teeth

and accidentally hurt my gum

The blood is from my gum

It happens to me too

So you're really not a ghost?

If you don't believe me

Try feeling me!

No

So do the both of you want to follow me home?

No

Well

You can either stay drenched here

or go into the woods

to meet with those hundreds of ghosts in there

I'm leaving

My leg is stuck

My leg!

Stuck?

Simply lift it from the log will do

What's happening here?

It was stuck earlier on

What do you think?

There may be hundreds of ghosts in the woods

But only 2 ghosts in the house

and both are female

I think it is safer to follow her

Wait for us

Come in

You can stay outside then...

Come in

There's a ghost in your room

I swear

She has long hair and scary fingernails

You must be seeing things

See

my gum is bleeding again, you must be seeing
things

Let's check it out...

Come on

No

Come on

No

Are you a man or not? Wimps!

She's calling you a wimp, prove her wrong

No way

Aren't you a medium before?

That was an excuse for getting my day off

But this time is for real, don't get me into trouble

You'll check it out, I'll run

What?

you will have to follow me closely to be safe

Sounds good?

good

Watch out for me

Okay!

Come and see

No

Come and see

Come here

Come here

We've been fooled

So timid, come on!

What are these things for?

They are my dad's, he was a magician

The renowned magician in America

David Footballfield

He used to be my dad's student

You mean David Copperfield?

It was Footballfield then

he only renamed himself when he became
famous

Without my dad...

he'll not be the David Copperfield today

I didn't know Singaporean are good at trumpet
blowing

I'm blowing trumpet?

I'll be performing David Copperfield's

most formidable magic stun

The Great Escape

Prove it to us

It's empty?

There are no flowers and rabbits

Not even pigeons

Here she comes

Tie up

Not me, tie him up

Tie you up

Nuts

I meant

tie me up

You?

For real?

Just do it!

Come on!

Don't let me move around!



She's really a giant!

Wait a minute

Remember

tie me tightly

Will you die?

It can be dangerous!

This is chicken feet to me...

So arrogant!

Tie her tightly

so she can never escape

just like wrapping a dumpling

Be careful

Be careful

You're not suppose to drop her

Do you know how heavy she is?

Why don't you do it?

It is not easy!

I get you when I'm out

Sorry

It's my fault

Close the chest

Lock it up

For real?

Count to 1 0 and I'll be out

So arrogant

Lock up the chest

I have the key, she can never escape

Are you okay, Fatso?

Fatso!

Hey, there is not a sound in there...

Will she die in the chest?

So strange

Fatso

Will she die in the chest?





Fatso!

Aren't you inside the chest?

I'm holding the key

How did you escape?

This is magic

Look inside the chest

Is she really that good?

It's true

So formidable!?!

If I learn this magic

I can stop frying noodle

and perform on Getai [Hokkein: local stage
performance]

I'll perform at Las Vegas

And it will be at least 1 0K for each performance?

What a jackpot!

Tie me up first

Tie me up first, okay?

You'll get your chance, tie me up first

I'm fed up giving in to you

Can you give in to me instead?

Don't be such a bully!

Buddy, you cannot imagine how tight Master has
tied me

I'll do a better performance than you

Nonsense

Master has tied me much tighter

So I can perform better than you

Just wait and see

Bring it on

Master

Teach us the Great Escape trick, quick

Relax

I'll teach you something

better than David Footballfield's stun

It's a new magic!

More tricks!

Tighter?

Tighter, Master

Tighter?

A bit more

Okay

Did you see that?

I want to be tighter than him, Master

I want to perform better

Let's see

Tighter, Master

A bit more

Why are you holding the knives?

It's part of the magic

Are you going to k*ll us?

Be careful with it

It's dangerous

All magic stuns are dangerous!

Scared?

Then forget about learning the trick

I want to learn

Aunt

I've found the two "substitute-ghosts" for you

Can you let me go?

One year later...

Fall in

Hurry up

Take your own sweet time...

Relax, relax, I've got all day...

Want me to come hold your hands?

Gentleman, listen up

This morning's topography exercise

is very important for all of you

Take this very seriously

If you think Singapore jungles are like
playgrounds

Think again

This is your map

Thank you, Sir!

Check your equipments and report to the Master
Sergeant!

Remember, no shortcut

Yes, Sir

Who's not taking the shortcut?

Ridiculous

If we get caught, we'll be in deep trouble

Have you heard of the Code of Conduct No.7

What?

You can do anything you want, but don't get
caught

You are only at rule No.7? The latest is rule No.8!

What?

You are not a soldier if you don't cheat!

Say that one more time!?

Wake up your idea

Take this training very seriously, understand?

Yes, Master Sergeant!

Go

There is a price to pay for every shortcut you
take

Ghost in the house

Mother

it's being a year

and still no lottery blessing from you

No starter prize

no consolation prize

nothing at all

not even lucky draw

Please remember to let them win some lottery

Thank you

Mother

You're staying with us

I pray to you everyday

You must remember

give us some lucky '4 D' [lottery] numbers

not giving your grand-daughters

all 'D's in examinations

Bless us, Mother

Come, pray to Grandma

Mother

You must remember


different

Don't mess up again

Bless us!

Mother

American Lehman Brothers

is such a big company

now that it has folded

You being a deity up there

there is no reason you don't know

if you knew, why didn't you inform me in
advance?

My friend's father

tipped him off in his dream

he managed to avoid heavy losses!

But I didn't!

I suffered a huge loss

You must bless me

Mother

Are you still mad at us?

Please don't be angry

We've apologised

and foot all your medical bills

Look at Stella, she's so obedient now

Stella, pray to Grandma

Mother, please bless us all

Mother

Thank you for blessing us

I'm finally pregnant

Mother

You blessed me with a child

but did not bless me with any earnings

How to feed my child in future, right?

Our business is getting worse by days

Please open your eyes

and look after us

Please give us your blessing

Take a break

Have a drink

Our business is getting worse

What shall we do?

Market is so bad

what can we do, right?

Amid the economic downturn

Government has launched a new scheme

to help the small and medium enterprises

Let's apply for it

Lots of incentive for grab

Don't be naive, 2nd Brother

Normally

you can apply

but doesn't mean you'll get the approval

'apply' and 'approve'

are two different words

There are many conditions applied

It's never easy getting money from the
Government

but it is so much easier with the private sectors

Private Sectors? How?

I've a friend

who is a Datuk [Malay: A Malaysian Federal title]

Datuk?

Where?

Kuala Lumpur

He's loaded

If he invests in our business

we'll be rich

Are you sure?

Great!

You've to be careful

There're cheats everywhere

Rest assured, Big Brother

He wants to see me

Here's my suggestion

Next week, why don't...

we, the directors of our company

go meet him in Kuala Lumpur

Great!

We will go to places where riches are...

Lovely!

Mother

This is our last chance

You've been up there for a year

you should have "friends"

please get them to bless us too

Otherwise

your sons' future are doomed

Please give us your blessing

Win big!

Since mother died

we've not taking dinner together

Too bad

All of us are busy with our business

Luckily, we made some profit initially

but not anymore

Too bad, no blessing from mother

What can we do, right?

Sometimes, I miss Mother

Enough talking, let's eat

Who put a chair over there?

What is it for? Mother is no longer here...

I'm not the one

Did you girls put the chair here?

We're not even there

We didn't

Maybe it appeared by itself

Stella, mind your words in the Seventh Month

Sorry

Take the chair away, Hubby

I'll do it

She's our mother, nothing to be afraid of

Don't be afraid

Come sit closer

more room for us

This pig trotters taste great!

Sister-in-law

You've finally mastered Mother's cooking

This taste exactly like Mother's cooking

Congratulation

Delicious, eat more...

I didn't cook that dish

Didn't you bring it here?

Don't look at me

Not me

I didn't bring it too

I bought it

You almost scared us to death

Dear

I bought it from the coffee shop at our place

It tastes exactly like Mother's cooking

Why didn't you mention before?

Come on, let's eat

Why is there another chair?

No

The chair is here all along

The chair was never here, ask your wife

He's right

See?!

Big Brother

That chair is gone!

I remember placing the chair over there

Why is it here?

Is it Grandma?

She wants to join us for dinner

Mind your words

just eat

Tell me

Did anyone talk nonsense at the altar earlier?

No!

Someone must have done it!

Mother!

Ong

Have you seen my bra?

Damned!

I saw Mother!

Darling!

What's up, Dear?

I saw Mother!

Mother?

Where?

Here, she was here asking me for her bra

I'm not kidding!

Are you dreaming?

Impossible!

It's true, she was sitting over here

Right at this spot

I'm not lying...

Ong

Did you see my bra?

The red one

with Mickey Mouse prints

I'll buy you another one

Get it in Singapore

I'll wait always for you

Boss

You're selling green tea too

Yes

The trend follows the dead to the underworld

They'll still prefer their favourite drinks "down
there"?

"Down there"?

Of course!

How can I help you?

Do you sell bra?

Bra?

You came here to buy bra?

Are you serious?

I've no choice

My mother haunts me everyday

asking me for her bra

You're the first customer

making such a request

Okay

I'll tailor-make them for you

Good

Give me two pairs of them

Colour?

Black and red

I'll take it down

Can you add Mickey Mouse stickers to them?

Mickey Mouse?

Your mother likes Mickey Mouse?

There's nothing I can do!

She keeps demanding Mickey Mouse on her
bra...

If you can do it, I can burn to her

Burn Mickey Mouse?

Cannot, copyright infringement

You're right, this is such a pain!

I've a suggestion

Can you make it in such a way that...

to us, Chinese, it looks like Mickey Mouse

yet it's not the exactly the one the Caucasians
know

You're so hilarious!

I'll try my best

It's settled

I'll collect them tomorrow

Okay

What's her cup size?

She's gone for a year but has never tell me
before

What shall I do?

We play safe, give her a large cup size

Large?

Yes, the larger the better

Okay

Hui, have you eaten?

Yes

Darling

Darling

Did you ask me if I've eaten?

Darling

I think you're going to be insane soon

you've been asking me the same question for
days

and will you please get the television repaired?

It has been down for days, think the wires are
loose

I've missed my favourite drama series

So annoying

Look at this television

Must be the loose wire

Mother!

She's inside the TV!

No!

Where is she?

You are insane!

Loose wire

Mother is in the television!

She's inside!

Don't scare me

It's not the television

you're the one with loose wire

You do the adjustment, I'll watch from here

Look

Look carefully

See anything?

This is a nice show

What a bad Daughter-in-law

I dreamt of Mother!

Hui

Have you eaten?

What a bad Daughter-in-law

I can't take it any longer...

Mother sits on my bed every night

Asking for her Mickey Mouse bra

I can't stand it anymore

I bought her the large size Mickey Mouse bra

But she's still not happy and continues to haunt
me

I'm worse than you

She only haunts you at night

But she haunts me all day

That's bad

I hear her words every minute

But see nobody around me

Now, she has a new trick

What is it?

She'll hide in the television

and scare me

Which channel?

Every channel

Keep repeating her words

till my head almost cracked

Hey, 2nd Brother, you looked very relax...

Mother didn't harass you?

Nope

Impossible!

Maybe she thinks that I'm filial

You must be joking

Tell you honestly

If not for that packet of blood you took,

Mother would still be alive

You're wrong

Mother willingly volunteered to save Stella

And

In danger, who would you save? Mother or
Daughter?

I asked for your opinions, but the two of you...

... only evade my question!

She's our only mother

the one and only

Even if she pulled the oxygen tube

I would've plug it back

Now then you're saying this

Isn't it too late?

Your daughter is not born yet

Don't you mention my daughter

You did it too

Stop fighting

It's been more than a year, for goodness sake

But I don't understand

Why didn't Mother look for you?

Big Brother, how could you say such things?

Mother must have tried haunting him

but in vain

You've moved twice in a year

hiding from mother?

No such thing

There's no use in hiding

She'll find you one day

I'm not afraid of her

Why should l? She may even help me strike
lottery

Don't be so mean to your own brother!

I'm not afraid!

You gave me a fright!

Don't pat on my shoulder from behind, it's the
Seventh Month

You're so timid

Tell you something

They've seen Mother around

I think we are next!

Let's go

Are you sure?

Hubby

Pass me a piece of tissue paper

Hurry, my eyes are hurting

Hurry up

Your tissue paper

You gave it to me, right?

No, I just enter the room

Then what's in my hand?

But I just entered the room

Trying to scare me?

I've wet my pants

I'm so scared

Childish!

Says who? I'm not that free okay!

Darling

Tell me honestly

Did you help me wash my face earlier?

No

Come on...

No

Don't lie to me, please

No!

Can you lie to me?

say "yes"

What's wrong with you?

so I can feel better this way

You're becoming more timid as you grow older

I'm getting the feeling that Mother is already in
here

Why are you so afraid?

She lived with us before

Don't worry, just sleep

We'll burn some incense paper for her tomorrow

Okay

Kiong

Did you hear Mother calling me?

No

Kiong

This time I did!

Don't scare us, Mother

I admit I'm not filial...

I'll burn you some incense paper tomorrow

Please

Don't scare us

Let's sleep

Kiong

Don't be troubled over where I sleep

I can sleep anywhere

You saw Mother too

That's your wish, isn't it?

Now that it has come true, aren't you two
delighted?

What are you talking about?

Why would we want it to happen?

Stop playing amnesia!

Both of you were here last night

jealous of Mother not haunting me

so you cursed me

Now she did come haunt me, are you two
satisfied?

But we went to Johor yesterday

Exactly

Stop denying

If you don't believe me

I'll show you my passport

Yes, we were in Johor

Stop denying

I'm not a fool

Are you dreaming, 2nd Brother?

Dreaming?

But I remembered we had a meeting here

You are saying even our meeting here is a
dream?

and I continued to dream of Mother

She almost scared me to death

I also dreamt of mother

Me too

Both of you?

Mother appeared in all our dreams

What's her motive?

Big Brother

Did you perform the prayers correctly?

Do you know the proper procedures?

What are you trying to say?

I don't need you juniors to teach me

In fact I should've told you earlier

I'm not Mother's only son

Each of us should take turns monthly...

...to offer her prayers

I can't do it

Her tablet doesn't suit the avant garde design of
my house

Me too

You know that I'm busy

"cannot"? "busy"?

I don't care!

We take turns to pray

Isn't that your friend?

Wow, looks like he's having a good time

Hey buddy!

Both of you wait for me over there

So lucky of you, driving a Mercedes?

Mine broke down. This is my maid's "errand car"

You must be earning a lot, what's your job?

I don't need to work

My mother is blessing me with such good fortune

I keep asking her not to let me strike lottery
again, but in vain

I even won the 1 st prize with unlucky numbers
like 4444

I just keep winning

Even the bookies shun me

Your mother is so powerful?

Didn't you know that?

When an elderly dies, the timing is important

If she dies at midnight

She takes away all the fortune

and leaves nothing for the descendants

But if the time is in the morning such as 7am

The descendants will prosper

Ieaving nothing for themselves

And if she dies at noon time

both parties will split the luck

Get it? I doubt you do!

So your mother died in the morning?

It is supposed to be at midnight

Doctors tried to revive her with injections and
defibrillator

shook her through the night

She struggled all the way until day breaks...

therefore blessing us with good fortune

That's what I call a great mother

I need to go



Let's go have some fun

You'll be fined for ill*gal parking

What's the big deal?

I'm loaded

Jealous of me?

This is life!

Our mother died at night

She left us with nothing!

After hearing what he said

I realise Mother cannot bless us anymore

So all the prayers are a waste of time

Forget it then

How can you say that?

We're her sons, for goodness sake

Big Brother, if you try too hard

Situations may back-fire?

Our luck may turn from bad to worse

Now I know why Mother appeared in our dreams

Why?

She's trying to tell us she can't bless us anymore

So by scaring us

she hopes we'll stay away from her

Therefore we should stop all the prayers

Sounds logical

What to do with the tablet?

I know someone from a temple

The temple is quite remote

but we can house the tablet there at discount
rates

What do you think?

I am good!

How about you Big Brother?

When Mother is alive, you sent her to the Old
Folks Home

Now she is dead, you are sending her to the old
temple?

Are you human?

There's nothing we can do

No point continuing the prayers

My mind is made up

Me too

What about you?

Big Brother, if you insist, do it...

at your own risk

and don't blame us for not warning you...

Think about it

Who is going to bring Mother to the temple?

Mother

Don't get the wrong idea

We're not unfilial

We've found a nice place for you

It's divine

See

Beautiful scenery on your left

and your old times buddies on your right

they are all staying here with you

They'll make you happy

You can chat with them

play games, talk about old days

The air is very fresh

butterflies

birds

and even a parrot!

Mind your steps

Be careful

Slowly

Up the stairs

Mother

here's your "mansion"

Hello?

Tell you something very frightening

Come here quickly

Hurry

Big Brother

Why didn't you send Mother's tablet into the
temple?

I did

Then?

I sent her in, but she flew back here

Flew back here?

Are you sure you are not day-dreaming?

Or was it that you made a mistake?

Why won't the two of you believe me?

I sent Mother in personally

But when I came out

She was already inside

even before I open the car door

Don't cry

I'm not crying

Do you know how frighten I am?

Don't try to be funny, Big Brother

Tablet don't fly out on its own

You must be joking, right?

Are you playing a prank on us?

Why are the two of you so stubborn?

Why won't the two of you just believe me?

Why do I need to lie? Why are you doubting me?

Why?

Okay. We believe you

I think Mother wants us to send her in together

Here we are

Here we come, Mother

Alright, let's send her in together...

He's doing all these because he's unwilling to do
it alone...

Big Brother, we need to go

Time is running out

I feel weird

Can we cancel the appointment with Datuk today

No

Datuk is a busy man

we need to make appointment 3 months in
advance

We've no other choice

Maybe Mother will bless us success

If we don't go, how can she bless us?

Exactly

What's up?

I'm looking for Mother's flying tablet

Don't be superstitious. Did you actually forget...

Here you go again

Enough saying, let's get going

Come on, there's a jam at the causeway

Let me remind you

don't visit Mother only on her anniversary

You should do it every now and then

If Mother bless us success this time

I'll buy over the whole temple for her to stay

Actually I don't understand Mother

Say your friend's mother for example

always blessing your friend with good luck

But our mother? She is just not blessing us!

Not only we are not winning any money in lottery

Even our business is being left in the cold

making us struggle like hell

Exactly

How could you say that?

Why are you always complaining about Mother?

She's our mother!

We still have to respect her even if she's dead

Okay, enough talking

What's that noise?

Must be those falling branches

Drive slowly

Our children are still young

In fact I'm more concern than you

I have a pregnant wife

Just slow down

I'm slow, only 1 20km/h

Says who?

It's 1 60km/h!

The meter is faulty

Remember



Slow down, the rain is getting heavier

I'm driving, you are such a nag

Mother!

Be careful, Big Brother

It's very slippery

Watch your steps

I know, you be careful too

Be careful

Don't look back, just get out of here

The car is going down!

Hurry

Don't look back, hurry up

Did you see Mother?

Yes, I did

Did you see Mother?

Yes

Why is she trying scare us?

and there goes our car

Mother

Look, 2nd Brother

Look, Big Brother

Let's go, be careful, Mother

Mind your steps

Be careful, Mother

It's your friend again

What happened to you?

Down on my luck

Didn't your mother bless you in everything?

Yes, she blesses me in everything

She gave me luck in lottery

in Big Sweep

in Toto [a number game in Singapore]

even winning in ill*gal gambling

And now

she even gave me cancer

You have cancer?

Damned the doctor

He said I'm okay after months of check-up

I checked with another doctor to re-affirm the
results

And he told me I've only 3 months left to live

I'm doomed

So what if I'm rich

My mother didn't bless me well

I have decided not to offer her prayers anymore

Heed my advice

Nothing is more important

than our health and safety

Don't let me fall...

If I fall, I may be left with only 1 week to live...

Let's go, bring Mother home