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smelly
and everybody
[Applause]
it's so noisy oh i think i'd rather have
the drilling
oh sorry it's just we've got the
builders in
all done and dusted great i can't wait
to see our new dining room
i bet it's going to look really really
oh messy oh
we haven't finished i think you'll find
we have mate
but what about all this dust perch
yeah well it it might need a spot of
polishing
well could you at least clean up after
yourselves i mean look at it
i was looking for that lovely
yeah if you like the taste of brick dust
uh you can't leave the place looking
like
this and why not you haven't decorated
you're builders not painters and
decorators well i suppose once the all
this rubbish is shifted it only needs a
lick of paint
yeah i reckon even you lot can manage
that come along andrew
i reckon we've earned ourselves a nice
glass of cherry aid
that's it filler up all the way lovely
ah
i have to say i'm most pleased with your
work today andrew
most pleased just call me andy mr butch
all right well
andy you can do things with medium
density fibre board
that most people can only dream of do
you know
i never really wanted to be a builder do
what
my first love's cookery you know big
juicy cakes
juicy cakes yeah you know big ones
filled with cream
that's enough and that's enough divine
i'm sure
well i think this is a disaster
what yes and so does oh i don't
know
decorating this room could be a lot of
fun yes city we all need to search for
some inspiration
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well i can't see anything in here that's
going to spark our imaginations
there is like what
a banana what's so inspiring about a
banana
you like the color and why might that be
what do you mean yellow is really cool
this year
yeah i could get used to this
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nosy come on then let's see these
brilliant designs
yes well uh it's certainly very bright
swooty
yellow you can't paint the entire and
bright yellow
the room needs to be something like this
what's that this is a work of art oh
well it's it's very you sue but don't
you think it's a bit um
over the top sweep
what's the bucket in this bay for
when we move to the seaside sweep
we're not moving house we're just
redecorating
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what's happened to i think
he's trying to look a little bit more
like an interior designer
what do you want oh you're feeling
inspired are you
well i think you'll find my ideas are
the most
inspiring you see because i've got this
nice color swatch here
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oh hello sweet ah here it is
monkey wrench
are there monkeys in here oh sweet it's
a monkey wrench
[Music]
is to help richard and i make our chair
together it's a difficult job you know
but richard knows he can rely on my
expert assistance
now then if you'll excuse me
well this plan doesn't make sense it's
um
it's upside down right
hmm so what do we do first
we i'm gonna help you you know how good
i am at making things
sue this is a tough job i think it'd be
better if i handled it myself
oh but there must be something i can do
all right sue you can make me a cup of
tea
what well it's thirsty work this
carpentry
um so milk two sugars nice and strong
plenty of flavor
oh yes richard plenty of flavor you will
have
oh thank you right here goes
easy peasy
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hey sweet nice shade
i hope you can paint properly wearing
those
you're too busy to paint really well
what are you busy with
you're pretending to be at the seaside
oh sweep
we can go to the seaside in the summer
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well of course we can paddle and build
sand castles that's what going to the
seaside
is all about yep derek can come too
because ducks love splashing about in
the water don't they
well right now sausage chops i need your
help downstairs
come on
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yes i actually i'm not cross swedish
see i'm a professional you know this
sort of thing happens all the time at
college
oh but what have you done
[Music]
what's wrong with it look at it
obviously i can't trust you to do
anything by yourself
sweep give the paint to
yes give the paint to
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oh now stop it right let's keep calm
we're gonna go and get ourselves cleaned
up and then we'll start again
properly
oh you're okay doing more to the point
how are you doing
yeah we thought we had someone screaming
yeah like someone just
bashed their finger or something ah well
it wasn't me
i wouldn't do anything as stupid as to
patch my finger
with a hammer oh boom amateurs it looks
like you could do some expert assistance
i'm getting along fine thank you yeah
and i'm britney spears
oh how'd you do now stand aside stand
aside
i'll show you what a chair should look
like hey i don't need your help
look if you want the job done properly
mate i'm capable of doing it properly
myself thank you
well it's your loss gavin i can't butch
i'll show you that recipe mike oh you're
brilliant
expert assistants indeed
oh that's more like it you see it's much
more fun playing nicely together isn't
it
right well i'll leave you to it then
last one back to the dining room is a
big wet fish
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yes a nice cup of tea for richard
now then some mustard i think there we
are oh mustn't forget the tomato
sauce perfect
oh yes he said two sugars didn't he
now i can't find the sugar so i'll have
to use
salt instead
just what i need a nice cup of tea
no no it's not for you no it's for
richard sue
i'm really thirsty trust me you're not
what
mustard and ketchup yes mustard and
ketchup
thought so good
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move over let me you see
it's easy really all you need is uh
something to hold it in place
you need sweeps out
oh now come on you want to be useful
don't you
oh
now be careful be careful there's going
to be another accident
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no
i don't believe this
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oh hello hello i'd like a room please
a room yes if it's not too much trouble
oh well i'm afraid it is
oh you see we're closed for redecorating
hello uh i'm carol carol smiley hello
how do you do well not very well if you
can't offer me a room
we can't no i've already said we can't
we're close for redecorating remember
well i'm sure we can do you a deal she's
a celebrity
trick is just to not overdo it you want
a meringue that's going to melt on your
tongue nice and fluffy right okay gotcha
yeah oh hello boys what are you doing
we're making a running surprise oh well
i'm making another mug of tea
surprise for richard
roy my turn andy
to make the cake do it oh jenny to make
the cake you've got to respect the cake
to make the cake you've got to respect
the cake right
hi richard sorry the tea took so long
it's all right sue haven't got time for
that now i'm just off to
find some bandages not that i need them
or anything not that i need them or
anything
i'll show mr know it all exactly where
he's going wrong
now let's get this job done properly
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i am supposed to be in holiday you know
yes but you know so much about
decorating
now i hope you're behaving yourself now
don't forget
carol is famous well
what do you think not bad no bad at all
you've done very well you know yeah
where's sweep uh it was here a minute
ago
wasn't it he can't have gone far
what to say help help
[Music]
now let's see what the others make
of that hmm not bad though i say it
myself
[Music]
oh yes she's a lovely lovely cage now
which one should i have
um fondant fancy madam
i beg your pardon bring surprise sir
no no no thank you i'm looking for the
bandages actually
have you thought of looking in here oh
no you see i don't keep them in there
no not ever since sweet decided to
disguise himself as an egyptian mummy
here they are ah
my chair it's gone
guys come on stop that
[Music]
sorry maybe sorry isn't good enough
i can't believe you just did that
it's okay i never ever lose my temper
like that and she is gonna blow like a
volcano who's
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right
[Music]
mystique
[Music]
you
[Music]
you know i quite like the way the blue
blends with the green yeah it does have
a style of its own really yeah yes and i
have heard that the paint splash look is
very cool this year
you like all the splotches oh sweet what
a clever dog you
are oh no one's ever called him clever
before
are we all agreeing
all right city it's much better than
arguing but there's still a lot of work
to be done come on
yes we could still do with a spot of
expert assistance
as long as your promise to stop mucking
a boat yeah we promise
and work together yeah yeah we're
waiting
no one's tried my rain surprise yet oh
andy i didn't know you could cook
what do you call that it's a meringue
[Applause]
[Music]
feet
is to use a little magic and when he
[Music]
does
[Music]
all right
things get oh so messy when you're
painting sometimes raggedy tempers start
to fray
you're dusted in paint and plaster it
looks like a disaster but a little
smidge of teamwork saves the day
[Music]
you know i never thought i'd say this
but well done guys yes it looks
great yeah really us yeah
oh shame about that tear in the
wallpaper though hey
i know a way to solve that problem over
to you
easy let's get busy
hang on a minute isn't that the chair i
made
no it's a chair i made what do you think
do you like it richard oh well
i'll admit it this is one fine piece of
handiwork
oh i'm sorry sue hey i'll know to ask
for your help next time
tease up everybody yeah come on talking
thanks
[Music]
is it time to go to the beach yet oh
sweet
bye bye everybody
[Music]
are you two still at it oh sorry richard
we just can't help ourselves
let us show you a piece of resistance
[Music]
something special something really nice
lovely what everybody should have some
hey good idea city
[Music]
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