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02x25 - All New Sooty

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Sooty Show". Aired: July 30, 1968.*
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Children's slapstick show with the little bear glove puppet and his friends.

02x25 - All New Sooty

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[Music]

smelly

and everybody

[Applause]

it's so noisy oh i think i'd rather have

the drilling

oh sorry it's just we've got the

builders in

all done and dusted great i can't wait

to see our new dining room

i bet it's going to look really really

oh messy oh

we haven't finished i think you'll find

we have mate

but what about all this dust perch

yeah well it it might need a spot of

polishing

well could you at least clean up after

yourselves i mean look at it

i was looking for that lovely

yeah if you like the taste of brick dust

uh you can't leave the place looking

like

this and why not you haven't decorated

you're builders not painters and

decorators well i suppose once the all

this rubbish is shifted it only needs a

lick of paint

yeah i reckon even you lot can manage

that come along andrew

i reckon we've earned ourselves a nice

glass of cherry aid

that's it filler up all the way lovely

ah

i have to say i'm most pleased with your

work today andrew

most pleased just call me andy mr butch

all right well

andy you can do things with medium

density fibre board

that most people can only dream of do

you know

i never really wanted to be a builder do

what

my first love's cookery you know big

juicy cakes

juicy cakes yeah you know big ones

filled with cream

that's enough and that's enough divine

i'm sure

well i think this is a disaster

what yes and so does oh i don't

know

decorating this room could be a lot of

fun yes city we all need to search for

some inspiration

[Music]

well i can't see anything in here that's

going to spark our imaginations

there is like what

a banana what's so inspiring about a

banana

you like the color and why might that be

what do you mean yellow is really cool

this year

yeah i could get used to this

[Music]

nosy come on then let's see these

brilliant designs

yes well uh it's certainly very bright

swooty

yellow you can't paint the entire and

bright yellow

the room needs to be something like this

what's that this is a work of art oh

well it's it's very you sue but don't

you think it's a bit um

over the top sweep

what's the bucket in this bay for

when we move to the seaside sweep

we're not moving house we're just

redecorating

[Music]

what's happened to i think

he's trying to look a little bit more

like an interior designer

what do you want oh you're feeling

inspired are you

well i think you'll find my ideas are

the most

inspiring you see because i've got this

nice color swatch here

[Music]

oh hello sweet ah here it is

monkey wrench

are there monkeys in here oh sweet it's

a monkey wrench

[Music]

is to help richard and i make our chair

together it's a difficult job you know

but richard knows he can rely on my

expert assistance

now then if you'll excuse me

well this plan doesn't make sense it's

um

it's upside down right

hmm so what do we do first

we i'm gonna help you you know how good

i am at making things

sue this is a tough job i think it'd be

better if i handled it myself

oh but there must be something i can do

all right sue you can make me a cup of

tea

what well it's thirsty work this

carpentry

um so milk two sugars nice and strong

plenty of flavor

oh yes richard plenty of flavor you will

have

oh thank you right here goes

easy peasy

[Music]

hey sweet nice shade

i hope you can paint properly wearing

those

you're too busy to paint really well

what are you busy with

you're pretending to be at the seaside

oh sweep

we can go to the seaside in the summer

[Music]

well of course we can paddle and build

sand castles that's what going to the

seaside

is all about yep derek can come too

because ducks love splashing about in

the water don't they

well right now sausage chops i need your

help downstairs

come on

[Music]

yes i actually i'm not cross swedish

see i'm a professional you know this

sort of thing happens all the time at

college

oh but what have you done

[Music]

what's wrong with it look at it

obviously i can't trust you to do

anything by yourself

sweep give the paint to

yes give the paint to

[Music]

oh now stop it right let's keep calm

we're gonna go and get ourselves cleaned

up and then we'll start again

properly

oh you're okay doing more to the point

how are you doing

yeah we thought we had someone screaming

yeah like someone just

bashed their finger or something ah well

it wasn't me

i wouldn't do anything as stupid as to

patch my finger

with a hammer oh boom amateurs it looks

like you could do some expert assistance

i'm getting along fine thank you yeah

and i'm britney spears

oh how'd you do now stand aside stand

aside

i'll show you what a chair should look

like hey i don't need your help

look if you want the job done properly

mate i'm capable of doing it properly

myself thank you

well it's your loss gavin i can't butch

i'll show you that recipe mike oh you're

brilliant

expert assistants indeed

oh that's more like it you see it's much

more fun playing nicely together isn't

it

right well i'll leave you to it then

last one back to the dining room is a

big wet fish

[Music]

yes a nice cup of tea for richard

now then some mustard i think there we

are oh mustn't forget the tomato

sauce perfect

oh yes he said two sugars didn't he

now i can't find the sugar so i'll have

to use

salt instead

just what i need a nice cup of tea

no no it's not for you no it's for

richard sue

i'm really thirsty trust me you're not

what

mustard and ketchup yes mustard and

ketchup

thought so good

[Music]

move over let me you see

it's easy really all you need is uh

something to hold it in place

you need sweeps out

oh now come on you want to be useful

don't you

oh

now be careful be careful there's going

to be another accident

[Music]

no

i don't believe this

[Music]

oh hello hello i'd like a room please

a room yes if it's not too much trouble

oh well i'm afraid it is

oh you see we're closed for redecorating

hello uh i'm carol carol smiley hello

how do you do well not very well if you

can't offer me a room

we can't no i've already said we can't

we're close for redecorating remember

well i'm sure we can do you a deal she's

a celebrity

trick is just to not overdo it you want

a meringue that's going to melt on your

tongue nice and fluffy right okay gotcha

yeah oh hello boys what are you doing

we're making a running surprise oh well

i'm making another mug of tea

surprise for richard

roy my turn andy

to make the cake do it oh jenny to make

the cake you've got to respect the cake

to make the cake you've got to respect

the cake right

hi richard sorry the tea took so long

it's all right sue haven't got time for

that now i'm just off to

find some bandages not that i need them

or anything not that i need them or

anything

i'll show mr know it all exactly where

he's going wrong

now let's get this job done properly

[Music]

i am supposed to be in holiday you know

yes but you know so much about

decorating

now i hope you're behaving yourself now

don't forget

carol is famous well

what do you think not bad no bad at all

you've done very well you know yeah

where's sweep uh it was here a minute

ago

wasn't it he can't have gone far

what to say help help

[Music]

now let's see what the others make

of that hmm not bad though i say it

myself

[Music]

oh yes she's a lovely lovely cage now

which one should i have

um fondant fancy madam

i beg your pardon bring surprise sir

no no no thank you i'm looking for the

bandages actually

have you thought of looking in here oh

no you see i don't keep them in there

no not ever since sweet decided to

disguise himself as an egyptian mummy

here they are ah

my chair it's gone

guys come on stop that

[Music]

sorry maybe sorry isn't good enough

i can't believe you just did that

it's okay i never ever lose my temper

like that and she is gonna blow like a

volcano who's

[Music]

right

[Music]

mystique

[Music]

you

[Music]

you know i quite like the way the blue

blends with the green yeah it does have

a style of its own really yeah yes and i

have heard that the paint splash look is

very cool this year

you like all the splotches oh sweet what

a clever dog you

are oh no one's ever called him clever

before

are we all agreeing

all right city it's much better than

arguing but there's still a lot of work

to be done come on

yes we could still do with a spot of

expert assistance

as long as your promise to stop mucking

a boat yeah we promise

and work together yeah yeah we're

waiting

no one's tried my rain surprise yet oh

andy i didn't know you could cook

what do you call that it's a meringue

[Applause]

[Music]

feet

is to use a little magic and when he

[Music]

does

[Music]

all right

things get oh so messy when you're

painting sometimes raggedy tempers start

to fray

you're dusted in paint and plaster it

looks like a disaster but a little

smidge of teamwork saves the day

[Music]

you know i never thought i'd say this

but well done guys yes it looks

great yeah really us yeah

oh shame about that tear in the

wallpaper though hey

i know a way to solve that problem over

to you

easy let's get busy

hang on a minute isn't that the chair i

made

no it's a chair i made what do you think

do you like it richard oh well

i'll admit it this is one fine piece of

handiwork

oh i'm sorry sue hey i'll know to ask

for your help next time

tease up everybody yeah come on talking

thanks

[Music]

is it time to go to the beach yet oh

sweet

bye bye everybody

[Music]

are you two still at it oh sorry richard

we just can't help ourselves

let us show you a piece of resistance

[Music]

something special something really nice

lovely what everybody should have some

hey good idea city

[Music]