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01x11 - The Pandemonium Parrot

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Adventures of Captain Pugwash". Aired: October 1, 1998.*
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Pompous but likable pirate Captain Pugwash leads a crew of misfits on the Black Pig ship, including Tom the Cabin Boy and carpenter Jonah.

01x11 - The Pandemonium Parrot

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[Music]

on the black pig captain paguash was

making ready for sea

rumor had it there was some very unusual

treasure on the island of pandemonia

cutthroat jake was sure to be after it

but would he get there

first

step to it crew

scrub the d*ck judah who will air polish

the bell captain's orders we sail hit

door i belong my heart is let's get

everything shipshape we must get our

hands on the king of pandemonium's

priceless treasure before our cut throat

jake no good will come of it mark my

words nonsense it's a top hole idea

[Music]

shut your beaks

so you laggardly loats pugwash is too

late

cutthroat jake has got his hands on a

gold mine ha hands on a gold mine

how can a load of birds be a gold mine

because these are the rare and priceless

birds belonging to the king of

pandemonium

that there is the biggest dodo in the

world

worth its white and gold

pedro pretty pedro ew mugwump

ah

he's called pedro that's my

grandfather's name button your lip you

niggling ninny

no

here's the plan miatsums

rook has promised to sell them for me in

the market for a small fee

they'll fetch a pretty penny oil be

boned a pretty penny pretty penny your

noise or i'll put you in a point pretty

penny

oh i'll have to find somewhere to store

him

like

the merry mermaid in

then i'll take 20 doubloons for every

one i'll sell shake on it and mind you

stick to your words you know me honestly

is not nice

my luscious little

now would that be the key to the cellar

of the merry mermaid

yeah what's it to you oh would you by

any chance i have room in the cellar for

a small collection of

birds

we've saved them from certain death and

are returning them tomorrow to their

rightful owner

jake you big how soft are you

all right i'll fetch them on my car at

midday tomorrow love that

you'll have to make it worth my while

i'm not running an animal rescue shelter

bye-bye pedro

pretty pedro

[Music]

he bit me he bit me all have you you

blabbering bird

you

idiot

bye-bye bye-bye

bye-bye bye-bye

cutthroat

[Laughter]

i'm um

bad news captain the flying dustman's

import flying dustbins in port and cat

throw cheeks

in my cabin

throat

[Music]

or i'll put you in a pie oh

can't throw jake you big old softer you

cut throat jake and his crew are all in

my wardrobe

[Music]

[Music]

the parrot must have been on jake's ship

otherwise why would he be talking like

all of you exactly what i said tom top

hell

but parrots aside we need to get our

hands on jake's loot

that gold mine he's bound to have taken

it ashore by now

the question is where that indeed is the

question while you finish your breakfast

why don't i nip ashore and see what i

can find out what you dip ashore tom

i'll make a plan top hole top helicure

go my merry mermaid is this hush now

will you go my seller of the merry

mermaid eggs

thing jellyfish all we need now

is the key to the center of the merry

mermaid and jake's gold mine will be

bye-bye but you know where the key is

captain i most certainly do

and once more i have a splendid plan

[Music]

bobby captain horatio

[Music]

it's just his magnetic personality

know what i mean cheeky old thing you

hello there where is everyone

in this news flash a rare collection of

endangered birds has been stolen by

pirates the collection includes the

biggest dodo in the world and a rare

crested parrot called pedro the king of

pandemonia is said to be heartbroken and

is offering a huge reward for their

return birds the gold mine

i might have guessed

a pedro go my seller gold might sell a

berry mermaid the birds are in the

cellar of course

the gold mine bit small for a gold mine

don't twitter willy

get this cover off

[Music]

[Applause]

tails

oh

i want this to be same not good with

barbs captain and

oh there must be gold hidden in here

sorry to goodness

[Music]

time to go me lovelies

this little birdie went to market

you won't believe what i got for you

just that cage of birds i tell you not a

gold man but they're the king of

pandemoniums birds jonah they're

priceless

there's a big reward

we've got to move very quickly if we're

to rescue the captain and the birds so

feast your eyes on this glorious sight

the rarest collection of birds that ever

you saw including ladies and gentlemen

including the biggest dodo in the world

[Laughter]

[Music]

make straight for the black paint

[Music]

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i am the king of pandemonia

the islands ruled farther birds by the

you have stolen my precious birds the

penalty for that is that you shall be

roasted with potatoes parsnips and peas

mashed to a pulp and

the biggest dodo in the world your

excellency

it gives captain horatio pogwash here

great pleasure to return to you your

precious birds which he has courageously

rescued from the clutches of cutthroat

jake yeah really have i heard of this

man pedro got throat jake cut throat

jake bungling

captain pugwash i i owe you an apology

not at all not at all your highnesses

and i owe you my thanks you think

nothing of it i can see why you're so

attached to them and i owe you a huge

reward yes well credit where credit's

due as they say

if you're ever near pandemonia

please do call in and see us all of you

don't forget

so me hearties what a splendid idea it

was of mine to get into the cellar of

the berry mermaid top holy what

and here we are with our reward and

what's more an invitation to pandemonia

captain don't bite if i do

[Music]

you