[Music]
on the black pig captain paguash was
making ready for sea
rumor had it there was some very unusual
treasure on the island of pandemonia
cutthroat jake was sure to be after it
but would he get there
first
step to it crew
scrub the d*ck judah who will air polish
the bell captain's orders we sail hit
door i belong my heart is let's get
everything shipshape we must get our
hands on the king of pandemonium's
priceless treasure before our cut throat
jake no good will come of it mark my
words nonsense it's a top hole idea
[Music]
shut your beaks
so you laggardly loats pugwash is too
late
cutthroat jake has got his hands on a
gold mine ha hands on a gold mine
how can a load of birds be a gold mine
because these are the rare and priceless
birds belonging to the king of
pandemonium
that there is the biggest dodo in the
world
worth its white and gold
pedro pretty pedro ew mugwump
ah
he's called pedro that's my
grandfather's name button your lip you
niggling ninny
no
here's the plan miatsums
rook has promised to sell them for me in
the market for a small fee
they'll fetch a pretty penny oil be
boned a pretty penny pretty penny your
noise or i'll put you in a point pretty
penny
oh i'll have to find somewhere to store
him
like
the merry mermaid in
then i'll take 20 doubloons for every
one i'll sell shake on it and mind you
stick to your words you know me honestly
is not nice
my luscious little
now would that be the key to the cellar
of the merry mermaid
yeah what's it to you oh would you by
any chance i have room in the cellar for
a small collection of
birds
we've saved them from certain death and
are returning them tomorrow to their
rightful owner
jake you big how soft are you
all right i'll fetch them on my car at
midday tomorrow love that
you'll have to make it worth my while
i'm not running an animal rescue shelter
bye-bye pedro
pretty pedro
[Music]
he bit me he bit me all have you you
blabbering bird
you
idiot
bye-bye bye-bye
bye-bye bye-bye
cutthroat
[Laughter]
i'm um
bad news captain the flying dustman's
import flying dustbins in port and cat
throw cheeks
in my cabin
throat
[Music]
or i'll put you in a pie oh
can't throw jake you big old softer you
cut throat jake and his crew are all in
my wardrobe
[Music]
[Music]
the parrot must have been on jake's ship
otherwise why would he be talking like
all of you exactly what i said tom top
hell
but parrots aside we need to get our
hands on jake's loot
that gold mine he's bound to have taken
it ashore by now
the question is where that indeed is the
question while you finish your breakfast
why don't i nip ashore and see what i
can find out what you dip ashore tom
i'll make a plan top hole top helicure
go my merry mermaid is this hush now
will you go my seller of the merry
mermaid eggs
thing jellyfish all we need now
is the key to the center of the merry
mermaid and jake's gold mine will be
bye-bye but you know where the key is
captain i most certainly do
and once more i have a splendid plan
[Music]
bobby captain horatio
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it's just his magnetic personality
know what i mean cheeky old thing you
hello there where is everyone
in this news flash a rare collection of
endangered birds has been stolen by
pirates the collection includes the
biggest dodo in the world and a rare
crested parrot called pedro the king of
pandemonia is said to be heartbroken and
is offering a huge reward for their
return birds the gold mine
i might have guessed
a pedro go my seller gold might sell a
berry mermaid the birds are in the
cellar of course
the gold mine bit small for a gold mine
don't twitter willy
get this cover off
[Music]
[Applause]
tails
oh
i want this to be same not good with
barbs captain and
oh there must be gold hidden in here
sorry to goodness
[Music]
time to go me lovelies
this little birdie went to market
you won't believe what i got for you
just that cage of birds i tell you not a
gold man but they're the king of
pandemoniums birds jonah they're
priceless
there's a big reward
we've got to move very quickly if we're
to rescue the captain and the birds so
feast your eyes on this glorious sight
the rarest collection of birds that ever
you saw including ladies and gentlemen
including the biggest dodo in the world
[Laughter]
[Music]
make straight for the black paint
[Music]
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i am the king of pandemonia
the islands ruled farther birds by the
you have stolen my precious birds the
penalty for that is that you shall be
roasted with potatoes parsnips and peas
mashed to a pulp and
the biggest dodo in the world your
excellency
it gives captain horatio pogwash here
great pleasure to return to you your
precious birds which he has courageously
rescued from the clutches of cutthroat
jake yeah really have i heard of this
man pedro got throat jake cut throat
jake bungling
captain pugwash i i owe you an apology
not at all not at all your highnesses
and i owe you my thanks you think
nothing of it i can see why you're so
attached to them and i owe you a huge
reward yes well credit where credit's
due as they say
if you're ever near pandemonia
please do call in and see us all of you
don't forget
so me hearties what a splendid idea it
was of mine to get into the cellar of
the berry mermaid top holy what
and here we are with our reward and
what's more an invitation to pandemonia
captain don't bite if i do
[Music]
you
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01x11 - The Pandemonium Parrot
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Pompous but likable pirate Captain Pugwash leads a crew of misfits on the Black Pig ship, including Tom the Cabin Boy and carpenter Jonah.
Pompous but likable pirate Captain Pugwash leads a crew of misfits on the Black Pig ship, including Tom the Cabin Boy and carpenter Jonah.