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pap
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man I'm going to lose my tiny little
mind you call this a weekend like
where's the action you know like nothing
is happening how can you stand it I'm
bouncing off the walls dig what does a
fleet do around here for fun man not
much really of course sometimes when me
and bird are feeling especially frisky
we do a fly's favorite thing what's that
we set you
set excuse me yep sit and rub come on
Bert let's show
him woo now that's a vacation yep real
game
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yes like I got to find me a dog or
something to get out of the Sleepy town
man to a party I need some night life a
swarming
anything hey what's
that she's coming she's she's leing all
right man it work she's
coming dogging she's cominging she's
coming she's coming she's coming coming
coming who who we have no idea what is
that smell for Carmen all the way from
Spain H it is from Lolita
laid she accepted my
invitation I never invited any bug to
visit are you sure man uh like maybe you
forgot or something lencho is this one
of your crazy ideas see I will well uh
you know man I well
yes I'm sorry car but hey it's like so
boring around here you know down
earthville man I heard the famous Lolita
of Spain was on tour see so I wrote her
a letter and invited her to Santo bito
and well I kind of
accidentally invited her to dance with
youra Leno you are too much hey man my
pad is like way too small you know so
like what else could I do anyways she's
like this amazing
dancer all right who's this Lolita you
keep talking about is she you know nice
ooh ooh I know what the Lolita is once I
got Lolita of the Scout well that ain't
nothing Clen I had athletes Lolita down
here in my feet once and I burnt
something fierce get with the seed man
Lolita lnet is the world's best flamco
spider she's amazing she's beautiful and
can she dance wow you know don't you get
it man a famous and glamorous insect
coming here to Santo
bagito I'm sorry but uh you have made a
very common mistake sir uh you see uh
technically spiders are not insects no
no no they are arachnids an animal philm
of eight-legged creatures only related
to Insects you see again blah blah blah
blah blah excuse me listen man is it
still okay if she comes okay come on
please please pretty please pretty
please with a honey do all over the top
to the come on me yeah it might be fun
why
not I am not sure boys that Lolita used
to be trouble What You Know Her Like
personally see back when I was in the
theater I danced with Lolita on bug way
those were the days see those were the
days oh
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B okay maybe it would be fun and perhaps
Lolita has changed after all these years
but you boys be careful around her just
in case oh thank you thank you
gracias hey hey hey that is my job sorry
soeno when is our famous dancer coming
tonight
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dance tonight sing
tonight Buzz a little wing tonight drink
tonight
tonight chew a fungus dish
tonight
tonight be a party bug tonight bugs have
party
to bugs
ethon you forgot to put the time and
date on the poster time date is that all
you can think about oh the
commercialism in case you hadn't noticed
Carmen this is Art sacrifice struggle
the pain of
creation I'll work it in
somehow the wind is so warm the night is
so hot we'll all remain calm uhh we
think not a WI a bit of trouble can sure
be a
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lot we say with a bit of trouble can
sure be a
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lot EST star and me p Esther in uh
whatever he said my my my clan bird you
look very handsome tonight see Miss
Amigos very handsome yeah some have
it and some don't uh which ones are we
again the ones that have it oh
yeah please enjoy the show
than
you you sure that my breath is you know
okay for the millionth time man your
breath is
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fine it's happening again everything's
getting dark I think I'm going to pass
out like I did last week Don't Panic
little buddy I got a hold of you clam
bait that's just the light dimming the
show's starting
oh a great unwashed masses huh no
appreciation for sitter D do
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does we are proud to present I think
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Lita can you hear the singing from my
lips
can you see the swaying of my
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hi let yourself be swept away by a black
Wile
today can you hear the tapping of my
feet can you smell my perfume oh so
sweet
we let yourself be swept away by the
black we though today can you feel the
magic of my
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charms you could be right here in my
heart you must say yes but not say no
because I dance the
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flamco I look at
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this does it remind you of that One
Summer Night on
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the I look at
this
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oh can you feel the magic of my charm
you could be right here in my let
yourself be swept away by a blood
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what happened to the
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music got to meet this
bug you're not going backstage to meet
Miss lakid with the others Carmen K
Carmen I'm a little above the
competition thing don't you think
hey no fair I want to be in
front how's my breath old
buddy woo doggy partner your breath is
kicking you lucky
down let me go first man she's coming
she's coming
man hello boys
hey baby uh how about some dinner want
to go on a date I can't dance what your
sign you marry me no date me hey go out
with me I'm a h a pretty good dancer
boys boys please I am flattered but I
have a rule about not dating box from
boring little towns sorry Darlings
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oh hello Lolita Carmen darling how are
you let me look at you oh what a cute
little apron are you supposed to be a
waitress or something no Lolita this is
my Cina I am supposed to be the
owner still you like the boys no no
not like the old days now I
Amita Lita you honor us with your visit
Lolita I would like you to meet my well
well well and who is this handsome andt
I am Bak garmin's husband h i
see perhaps this little town isn't soap
B
after
all hey just think about it okay we'd be
perfect together baby florencio and
Lolita it's got a ring to it don't you
think I give you all my love in for flea
get
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itle Lita my Lita you're not you're
Bonita
don't listen to him you're much too much
gal for just one bug yep what you need
is a team like me invert I don't think
so man what she needs is
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a what is it pakito what troubles you it
is that spider who does she think she is
treating you so badly oh Bak you're so
sweet
trust me I'm used to that spider besides
she's leaving today don't worry no
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more my gorgeous little Aunt I've come
to take you away from all this drudgery
Paco him can't take him he's already Tak
but me I'm very
available I'm no you I want Paco I told
you last night I am a happily married
Aunt so do not waste our time oh you can
stop Ling hard to get why don't we start
with just a little dancer I only dance
with my wife sorry I don't take no for
an answer onhand me spider or what
darling you do not want to know why
don't you just run along little seora go
back to your cleaning or your dishes or
what whatever it is that you do around
here that's not you know very nice yeah
little missy you can't do that to our
Carmen no C Bob I don't mind baby it's
okay by me I forgive
you sorry but enough's
enough it's so sad how quickly ad doring
fence can turn on
you impressive you deserve
seconds you go first uh-uh I'm scared
too you go no you what is going on looks
like that dancing spider she she's on
the w*r path
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Char she didn't mean it man she's a star
she's High strong Nick she's under
pressure a little good sometimes but hey
don't hurt the Widow's legs man and
that's her
living um did you know perhaps you
didn't that black widows have the
moniker or name of Widow because they uh
uh they have been known to eat their
husbands and
boyfriends so you can
imagine oh no no no no you my handsome
buck and all the other boys are coming
with me
I told you I don't take no for an
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answer I'm sure it was all a big
misunderstanding man we can work this
out this color totally clashes with my
skin tone what is she
doing she's making us into you know
spider food spider food Baco I will make
you a deal if if you dance with me and
become my husband I will not eat you
like the others she's going to eat us
B no it is I who will make you a deal if
you can prove to me that you are a
better dancer than my Carmen I may
reconsider really and what did you have
in mind my pet a dance contest if we win
you will set us free if you win I will
be your prisoner oh my poor Baco no h I
am the world's greatest dancer very well
let the contest begin
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head spider sure can dance
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a
w
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it's
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here
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you win please no more dancing I never
want to dance again in my
life how strange when I look at my car
all I want to do is
dance B
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ouch why do I have to have eight
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fet blend blend completely devoid of
moisture Lita she's pooped out this is
my chance man I got to find her she
needs me Lolita a I'm coming
man the wind is so warm the morning is
so hot will she come back we think not
we told you before we'll tell you again
oh with a bit of trouble can sure be a
lot with a bit of trouble can sure be a
lot next time we need a dancer it will
be you Mira oh let's
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see just a little speck on the map it's
a CO place not the sticky fly trap it's
the
nicest place could ever be found santoo
is
kind of t
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01x07 - A Widow Goes a Long Way
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The show primarily deals with slice of life stories, but often with a strange insect twist.
The show primarily deals with slice of life stories, but often with a strange insect twist.