01x07 - A Widow Goes a Long Way

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man I'm going to lose my tiny little

mind you call this a weekend like

where's the action you know like nothing

is happening how can you stand it I'm

bouncing off the walls dig what does a

fleet do around here for fun man not

much really of course sometimes when me

and bird are feeling especially frisky

we do a fly's favorite thing what's that

we set you

set excuse me yep sit and rub come on

Bert let's show

him woo now that's a vacation yep real

game

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yes like I got to find me a dog or

something to get out of the Sleepy town

man to a party I need some night life a

swarming

anything hey what's

that she's coming she's she's leing all

right man it work she's

coming dogging she's cominging she's

coming she's coming she's coming coming

coming who who we have no idea what is

that smell for Carmen all the way from

Spain H it is from Lolita

laid she accepted my

invitation I never invited any bug to

visit are you sure man uh like maybe you

forgot or something lencho is this one

of your crazy ideas see I will well uh

you know man I well

yes I'm sorry car but hey it's like so

boring around here you know down

earthville man I heard the famous Lolita

of Spain was on tour see so I wrote her

a letter and invited her to Santo bito

and well I kind of

accidentally invited her to dance with

youra Leno you are too much hey man my

pad is like way too small you know so

like what else could I do anyways she's

like this amazing

dancer all right who's this Lolita you

keep talking about is she you know nice

ooh ooh I know what the Lolita is once I

got Lolita of the Scout well that ain't

nothing Clen I had athletes Lolita down

here in my feet once and I burnt

something fierce get with the seed man

Lolita lnet is the world's best flamco

spider she's amazing she's beautiful and

can she dance wow you know don't you get

it man a famous and glamorous insect

coming here to Santo

bagito I'm sorry but uh you have made a

very common mistake sir uh you see uh

technically spiders are not insects no

no no they are arachnids an animal philm

of eight-legged creatures only related

to Insects you see again blah blah blah

blah blah excuse me listen man is it

still okay if she comes okay come on

please please pretty please pretty

please with a honey do all over the top

to the come on me yeah it might be fun

why

not I am not sure boys that Lolita used

to be trouble What You Know Her Like

personally see back when I was in the

theater I danced with Lolita on bug way

those were the days see those were the

days oh

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B okay maybe it would be fun and perhaps

Lolita has changed after all these years

but you boys be careful around her just

in case oh thank you thank you

gracias hey hey hey that is my job sorry

soeno when is our famous dancer coming

tonight

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dance tonight sing

tonight Buzz a little wing tonight drink

tonight

tonight chew a fungus dish

tonight

tonight be a party bug tonight bugs have

party

to bugs

ethon you forgot to put the time and

date on the poster time date is that all

you can think about oh the

commercialism in case you hadn't noticed

Carmen this is Art sacrifice struggle

the pain of

creation I'll work it in

somehow the wind is so warm the night is

so hot we'll all remain calm uhh we

think not a WI a bit of trouble can sure

be a

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lot we say with a bit of trouble can

sure be a

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lot EST star and me p Esther in uh

whatever he said my my my clan bird you

look very handsome tonight see Miss

Amigos very handsome yeah some have

it and some don't uh which ones are we

again the ones that have it oh

yeah please enjoy the show

than

you you sure that my breath is you know

okay for the millionth time man your

breath is

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fine it's happening again everything's

getting dark I think I'm going to pass

out like I did last week Don't Panic

little buddy I got a hold of you clam

bait that's just the light dimming the

show's starting

oh a great unwashed masses huh no

appreciation for sitter D do

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does we are proud to present I think

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Lita can you hear the singing from my

lips

can you see the swaying of my

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hi let yourself be swept away by a black

Wile

today can you hear the tapping of my

feet can you smell my perfume oh so

sweet

we let yourself be swept away by the

black we though today can you feel the

magic of my

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charms you could be right here in my

heart you must say yes but not say no

because I dance the

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flamco I look at

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this does it remind you of that One

Summer Night on

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the I look at

this

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oh can you feel the magic of my charm

you could be right here in my let

yourself be swept away by a blood

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what happened to the

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music got to meet this

bug you're not going backstage to meet

Miss lakid with the others Carmen K

Carmen I'm a little above the

competition thing don't you think

hey no fair I want to be in

front how's my breath old

buddy woo doggy partner your breath is

kicking you lucky

down let me go first man she's coming

she's coming

man hello boys

hey baby uh how about some dinner want

to go on a date I can't dance what your

sign you marry me no date me hey go out

with me I'm a h a pretty good dancer

boys boys please I am flattered but I

have a rule about not dating box from

boring little towns sorry Darlings

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oh hello Lolita Carmen darling how are

you let me look at you oh what a cute

little apron are you supposed to be a

waitress or something no Lolita this is

my Cina I am supposed to be the

owner still you like the boys no no

not like the old days now I

Amita Lita you honor us with your visit

Lolita I would like you to meet my well

well well and who is this handsome andt

I am Bak garmin's husband h i

see perhaps this little town isn't soap

B

after

all hey just think about it okay we'd be

perfect together baby florencio and

Lolita it's got a ring to it don't you

think I give you all my love in for flea

get

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itle Lita my Lita you're not you're

Bonita

don't listen to him you're much too much

gal for just one bug yep what you need

is a team like me invert I don't think

so man what she needs is

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a what is it pakito what troubles you it

is that spider who does she think she is

treating you so badly oh Bak you're so

sweet

trust me I'm used to that spider besides

she's leaving today don't worry no

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more my gorgeous little Aunt I've come

to take you away from all this drudgery

Paco him can't take him he's already Tak

but me I'm very

available I'm no you I want Paco I told

you last night I am a happily married

Aunt so do not waste our time oh you can

stop Ling hard to get why don't we start

with just a little dancer I only dance

with my wife sorry I don't take no for

an answer onhand me spider or what

darling you do not want to know why

don't you just run along little seora go

back to your cleaning or your dishes or

what whatever it is that you do around

here that's not you know very nice yeah

little missy you can't do that to our

Carmen no C Bob I don't mind baby it's

okay by me I forgive

you sorry but enough's

enough it's so sad how quickly ad doring

fence can turn on

you impressive you deserve

seconds you go first uh-uh I'm scared

too you go no you what is going on looks

like that dancing spider she she's on

the w*r path

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Char she didn't mean it man she's a star

she's High strong Nick she's under

pressure a little good sometimes but hey

don't hurt the Widow's legs man and

that's her

living um did you know perhaps you

didn't that black widows have the

moniker or name of Widow because they uh

uh they have been known to eat their

husbands and

boyfriends so you can

imagine oh no no no no you my handsome

buck and all the other boys are coming

with me

I told you I don't take no for an

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answer I'm sure it was all a big

misunderstanding man we can work this

out this color totally clashes with my

skin tone what is she

doing she's making us into you know

spider food spider food Baco I will make

you a deal if if you dance with me and

become my husband I will not eat you

like the others she's going to eat us

B no it is I who will make you a deal if

you can prove to me that you are a

better dancer than my Carmen I may

reconsider really and what did you have

in mind my pet a dance contest if we win

you will set us free if you win I will

be your prisoner oh my poor Baco no h I

am the world's greatest dancer very well

let the contest begin

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head spider sure can dance

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w

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it's

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here

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you win please no more dancing I never

want to dance again in my

life how strange when I look at my car

all I want to do is

dance B

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ouch why do I have to have eight

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fet blend blend completely devoid of

moisture Lita she's pooped out this is

my chance man I got to find her she

needs me Lolita a I'm coming

man the wind is so warm the morning is

so hot will she come back we think not

we told you before we'll tell you again

oh with a bit of trouble can sure be a

lot with a bit of trouble can sure be a

lot next time we need a dancer it will

be you Mira oh let's

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see just a little speck on the map it's

a CO place not the sticky fly trap it's

the

nicest place could ever be found santoo

is

kind of t

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