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02x02 - The Mysterious Book/Rosie's New Club

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Rosie's Rules". Aired: October 3, 2022 – present.*
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Series follows 5-year-old Rosie Fuentes as she investigates and learns about the area around her San Antonio, Texas home.

02x02 - The Mysterious Book/Rosie's New Club

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♪ [show theme music] ♪

Narrator: ♪ Rosie has a lot ♪

♪ that she wants to know ♪

♪ Can you mail a cat to your Abuela's house in Mexico? ♪

♪♪♪

♪ How do stores get food? ♪

♪ Can you pogo-stick to the Moon? ♪

♪♪♪

♪ She's got a lot to learn ♪

♪ And when she does... ♪

♪ They're Rosie's Rules ♪

♪♪♪

♪ Heyyy ♪

♪ Well that's new information ♪

♪ She will always figure it out ♪

♪ So much to cheer about ♪

♪ For Rosie's Rules! Rosie: ♪ Rosie's Rules! ♪

Narrator: ♪ Rosie's Rules! Rosie: ♪ Rosie's Rules! ♪

Narrator: ♪ Rosie's Rules! Rosie: ♪ Rosie's Rules! ♪

Narrator: ♪ Rosie's Rules! ♪

♪♪

Rosie: The Mysterious Book!

Javi: Oof!

Rosie: [giggles]

[click]

♪♪

Book Narrator: The Purple Knight galloped

across the floating bridge, [horse neighs]

and over to an enormous castle.

Rosie: Oooooh, a castle...!

Javi: Whoaah!

Book Narrator: "Who goes there?" a voice called.

"It is I... the Purple Knight!

Huzzah!"

Rosie: Huzzah!

Book Narrator: The castle doors opened...

and there appeared...

the Wobbly Hat Wizard!

Javi: [giggles] That's me!

Book Narrator: [wizard voice] I'm the Wobbly Hat Wizard!

And I challenge you, Purple Knight,

to a race to the top of the castle!

But first, you must get past the...

dreadful duckies!

Rosie: Dreadful duckies?!

Javi: Uh oh!

Book Narrator: Will the Purple Knight get past the duckies

and win the race?

Javi: I don't know!

Narrator: Or will the dreadful duckies get to her first?

Rosie: Oooooh, tell us! Tell us!

Book Narrator: Find out... in the next book!

Rosie: Mama Macaroni!

Another whole new Purple Knight book?

Javi: ¡Qué padre!

Whoa! [bump] Rosie: [giggles]

[to viewer] I wonder what will happen in the next book?

I've gotta know!

♪♪

[sings] ♪ I have a great big question, ♪

♪ And I just can't let it go! ♪

♪ Yo quiero saberlo. ♪

♪ I really gotta know! ♪

[speaks] What will happen in the next Purple Knight book?

Maybe...?

[sings] ♪ The race through the castle will begin ♪

♪ They'll run and jump and roll, ♪

♪ but only one will win! ♪

♪ The Purple Knight will flip in the air. ♪

♪ And land on the head of a dancing bear! ♪

♪♪

Rosie: [giggles] Dancing bear...

Javi: Prima, I don't see the new Purple Knight book anywhere.

I don't think it's in the book store.

Rosie: Hmm...

Purple Knight book, I command you to come now!

♪♪

[dramatically] Now!

[meekly] Now?

[door chimes] Mom: Whooooo's excited about

the new Purple Knight book? I am!

Javi: It's here!

♪♪

Rosie: [to viewer] Rosie's Rule:

If you want a new book to appear,

try your magic shield.

Javi: Can we open the box, Aunt Liz?

We really need to know who wins the castle race!

Mom: Of course, Javi!

I wouldn't be able to wait either.

♪ [bell dings] Oh!

[to kids] I'll be over here if you need me!

Rosie: Thanks, Mom! Javi: Thank you!

Rosie/Javi: The new Purple Knight book!

Rosie: Oh, I can't wait to hear what happens!

Javi: Yo tampoco -

I can already guess what the Purple Knight will say first.

[Purple Knight voice] It is I...the Purple Knight!

Rosie/Javi: Huzzzaaaa!

[click] ♪♪

♪♪

[rubber ducky squeeks]

Rosie: Wowmazing! Javi: Ooooo...

[Narrator speaking Hindi]: Yeh main hun...baingani knight!

h*...h*...!

Javi: Um, prima? I think my hat is covering my ears.

I can't understand what the book is saying.

Rosie: Me neither.

And I'm not even wearing a hat!

Maybe there's another button?

Nope.

No other button.

Javi: What if we... open the book faster? ¡Así!

[Narrator speaking Hindi]: Baingani...baingani...

baing...baingani.

Rosie: Maybe more... slow-ly?

[Narrator speaking Hindi]: [slo mo] Bain...ga...ni.

Rosie: It sounds like she's saying something

very coolamadoodle.

I just don't know what it is!

Javi: Sí, it doesn't sound like English.

Or Spanish.

Rosie: Maybe... it's another language...

[gasps] Like...Purple Knight!

Javi: A Purple Knight language?

Rosie: ¡Sí!

[rapping] ♪ Oh yeah. It's a book. ♪

♪ With a Purple ♪

♪ Knight language. ♪

[record scratch] Uhhh...

[to Javi] Do you know how to speak Purple Knight?

Javi: I reeeeeally don't.

Mom: This one is called "How to Build a Terrarium!"

It'll teach you, well,

how to build a terrarium!

[chuckles]

Rosie: ¡Primo! Maybe we can learn from a book too!

How to speak Purple Knight!

Javi: There are lots of books here! Let's do it!

♪♪

[jumping grunt] Whoa!

♪♪

Rosie: Mmmmmm...

♪♪

Javi: Hmm?

♪♪

Rosie: Ugh!

♪♪

Phew!

[frustrated] Ughhh! I didn't find any books

to help us learn the Purple Knight language.

¿Y tú, primo? Javi: No.

But I did learn how to jump rope backwards!

And make an origami frog.

Ribbit, ribbit!

Rosie: [giggles] Hmmm?

[sighs] Now what do we do?

If we can't understand the book,

we'll never know who wins the race!

The Purple Knight or the wizard!

Javi: Or the rubber duckies!

Rosie/Javi: We need to call Abuela.

Rosie: Calling Abuela!

Mom: Okay, Rosie Posie!

[dialing chimes]

Rosie/Javi: ¡Hola Abuela!

Abuela: ¡Hola mis niños!

I'm in Teotihuacan.

Look at the Pirámide del Sol!

Rosie: ¡Órale! Javi:¡Es enorme!

Abuela: ¿Qué pasa?

Rosie: We have the new Purple Knight book!

And we think it's in a Purple Knight language!

Javi: Which is awesome!

Rosie: But, we can't understand it.

Javi: Which is not awesome.

Rosie: But maybe YOU can help us!

Javi: Which is awesome again!

Abuela: I can try!

[Narrator speaking Hindi]: Yeh main hun...baingani knight!

h*...h*...!

Abuela: [off screen] [Gasp] You're right, niños.

This book is in another language.

But it's not Purple Knight.

It is a language that people speak in the real world!

Rosie/Javi: [excited gasp] Rosie: What language is it?

Abuela: [off screen] I'm not sure.

There are many, many languages around the world.

Javi: How many? Eight? Nine?

Abuela: About ,!

Javi: [gasps]

Rosie/Javi: Well, that's new information!

Abuela: I love learning new languages.

Today, I learned a word

in the Nahuatl, from Mexico.

Repeat after me: "Ni-mitz-tla-zoh-tla".

It means, "I love you".

Rosie/Javi: Nimitztlazohtla.

Abuela: ¡Muy bien!

Well, I'd better get going.

¡Adiós granitos de arroz!

Rosie/Javi: ¡Ciao bacalao!

Rosie: Okay primo, we need to find someone who speaks

the real, wowmazing language in this book.

Javi: I completely agree!

...Like who?

Rosie: Like...[gasps] my Mom!

♪♪

Rosie: [to viewer] Rosie's Rule: Moms know everything.

Like how to speak , languages!

I think. Mom: Hiya kids!

I mean - Huzzah!

How's the new Purple Knight book?

Rosie: We don't know yet.

It's in a wowmazing language,

and we want you to read it to us

because you know the language in the book!

Right?

Mom: Hm, let's see...

[Narrator speaking Hindi]: Yeh main hun...baingani knight!

h*...h*...!

Mom: Cheddar cheese Louise,

this is a wowmazing language!

But...I don't know how to speak it.

Sorry kids.

♪ [bell dings] ♪

Ooh, I've gotta check out this customer.

[to customer] Ooh, you're getting the terrarium book!

Rosie: [sighs] We still can't understand

what the book is saying,

so we'll never find out who wins the castle race...

and... I need to flop!

Javi: Me too.

[flop] Oof.

Kind of tricky to flop in this hat.

Rosie: Breathe in. Rosie/Javi: [inhale]

Rosie: Breathe out. Rosie/Javi: [exhale]

Wiggle about.

Now I'm ready to figure this out!

¡Vamos a ver!

[door chimes/closes]

Rosie/Javi: Hi, Miss Maya!

Miss Maya: Oh, hi Rosie, hi Javi!

[giggles]

I see your Mom is busy.

I wonder if someone else can help me find the book I ordered.

Javi: Ooh, is it this one?

I used it to make an origami frog.

Ribbit, ribbit!

Miss Maya: [giggles] Actually, it's a book about a...

knight, and something...purple?

Rosie/Javi: [gasp] The Purple Knight?!

Miss Maya: Yeah, that's the one!

Rosie: Ooooh, this book is for you!

Miss Maya: Oh, it sure is!

Well, it's for my nieces.

They love the Purple Knight.

Rosie: They do? Miss Maya: Mhm.

Rosie: Hmmm...

♪♪

[singing] ♪ If Miss Maya is taking a look, ♪

♪ Then she might know the language in this story book, ♪

♪ Maybe she'll read a page or two, ♪

♪ of this Purple Knight story for me and you. ♪

♪♪

♪ I had a great big problem. ♪

♪ ¡Un gran problemón! ♪

♪ So I thought about it and figured it out, ♪

♪ and now I really know. ♪

♪ Ya sé... ♪ Hey hey! ♪

♪ I figured it all out today.

♪ Whoa! Let's Go! ♪

♪ Cuz now I really know! ♪

♪ Now...I...really... ♪

♪ knowwwww! ♪

♪♪

Miss Maya, do you know the language in this book?

Miss Maya: I do! It's called Hindi.

It's one of the languages of India, my home country.

Rosie/Javi: Hindi!

Miss Maya: Would you like me to read the book to you,

so you can find out what happens?

Rosie: [gasps] Yes please!

Javi: That would be awesome!

[Narrator speaking Hindi]: Yeh main hun...baingani knight!

h*...h*...!

Miss Maya: [translates] It is I...the Purple Knight!

Huzzzzzaaaa!

Rosie/Javi: Huzzzzzaaaa!

Miss Maya: [as Purple Knight] It is time for the race,

to the top of the castle!

Rosie: Top of the castle! Javi: Cool!

Miss Maya: In English you say "castle",

in Hindi you say, "Qila"

Rosie/Javi: Qila!

Miss Maya: [to kids] How do you say castle in Spanish?

Rosie: Castillo.

Miss Maya: Castillo. [chuckles] See?

I can learn new words in a language from you too!

Rosie: ¡Órale!

Purple Knight Hooray dance?

Javi: ¡Sale y vale!

Rosie/Javi: [chanty] Elbow bump, silly jump... ¡muévete!

Rosie: [to viewer] Rosie's Rule:

There are lots of different languages around the world.

And sometimes, one of them will be in a Purple Knight book!

Miss Maya: [off screen] The rubber duckies bounced

towards the Purple Knight!

But the Purple Knight zooooooomed over the duckies

to the tippy top of the castle!

The Purple Knight won the race!

Rosie: [gasps] Woohoo! Javi: Yay, Purple Knight!

Rosie: I knew she could do it!

Javi: Meeeee too.

Rosie/Javi: Huzzzzzaaaa! [giggle]

Rosie: Rosie's New Club!

Gatita: Meow meow!

Rosie: [narrator voice] It was a regular ol' day

in the deep blue sea,

when suddenly...

Here comes...Wonder Walruuuuuuuus!!

[walrus barks][flipper clap]

And... Nando Narwaaaaaaaaahl!

[giggles]

Gatita: Meow?

[superhero-esque] Meooowwwwwww!

Rosie: [gasps] That sneaky octopus

is trying to trap the fishy!

Where's the sneaky octopus?

Oh!

♪♪

The sneaky octopus!

Gatita: [evil meowing] Meow-ha-ha-ha!

♪♪

Rosie: [giggles]

Don't worry little fishy!

It's Wonder Walrus and Nando Narwahl

to the rescue!

Gatita: Meow?

Rosie: [whispers to Gatita] Nando Narwahl!

Gatita: Meow!

Meow!

Rosie: [narrator voice] They start the chase.

[swoosh swoosh] But, oh, no!

The octopus has...

super swim speed!

[swoosh swoosh]

But so does Nando Narwahl!

[swoosh swoosh]

[swoosh swish]

Rosie: But especially the octopus!

Gatita: Meow.

Rosie: Gatita?

Gatita: [very weary] Meow Meowwww.

♪♪ Rosie: [to viewer] Rosie's Rule-

playing Nando Narwahl and the Sneaky Octopus

might make your cat pretty tired.

Oh, it's okay, Gatita,

we'll find someone else to be the Sneaky Octopus.

[giggles]

Mom: [humming]

Rosie: Mom! Can you be the...

[villainous voice] Sneaky Octopus?

Mom: Oh Rosie-Posie, I wish I could be the

[villainous voice] Sneaky octopus muah-ha-ha-ha...

[regular voice] but I'm getting ready for my book club.

Rosie: A book club?

Hmmm.

I know what a book is...

but what's a club?

Mom: Ah, well a club is a group of people that meet

and do something they all like.

In this club, we read and talk about our favorite books!

We also bring snacks.

It's a Wisconsin cheese plate.

Yum!

♪♪

Rosie: Book club sounds fun. Gatita: Meow!

Rosie: And yummy!

Gatita: Meow meow!

Mom: [chuckles] Oh, it is!

Oh. And Papá's home now, so I'm off to the book club!

See you later, Rosie-Posie!

[blows a kiss] Muah! And Gatita Chiquita!

[happy humming]

Rosie: Bye Mom! Gatita: Meow!

Rosie: Mom's club sounds wowmazing.

Gatita: Meow. Rosie: And supertastical!

Gatita: Meow.

Rosie: And coolamadoodle!

Gatita: Meow.

Rosie: Heyyyy...

Maybe I can make a club too!

I wonder what kind of club it could be?

[to viewer] I've gotta know!

♪♪

[sings] ♪ I have a great big question, ♪

♪ And I just can't let it go! ♪

♪ Yo quiero saberlo. ♪

♪ I really gotta know! ♪

What kind of club should I have?

Maybe...

♪ A club of penguins, who like to drive race cars. ♪

♪ Or a dragon-riding club ♪

♪ where we fly up to Mars. ♪

♪ A club where we put on a silly show ♪

♪ With a group of lobsters that play the banjo! ♪

♪♪

[dreamy] Banjo lobsters...

[gasp] I have an idea!

I'll make... a Rosie Club!

Gatita: Meow!

Rosie: Vámonos, Gatita.

Gatita: Meow!

Rosie: My baby album...

Gatita: Meow!

Rosie: My favorite snack...

Gatita: [giggles]

Rosie: My favorite stuffie...

Gatita: Meooow!

Rosie: [announcing] It's time for Rosie's wowmazing

supertastical coolamadoodle club to begin!

Hello?

Gatita: [soft snoring]

Rosie: It feels like my club is missing something...

Hmm...

It is missing something! People!

♪♪

[to viewer] Rosie's Rule:

If you wanna have a club,

you need people to be in it!

♪♪

[calls out] Come join the Rosie club!

Now taking new members!

Oh. Would you like to join my Rosie club?

Jun: A Rosie Club? What's that?

Rosie: It's a club, where we do all kinds of Rosie things!

First, we'll look at my baby pictures...

Aww, look at cutie baby Rosie!

Javi/Jun/Quinn: Hmmm.

Rosie: Then we'll eat my favorite snack,

cheesy popcorn!

And THEN, we'll play with my favorite stuffie,

Señor Turtle!

[In Señor Turtle's Voice] ¡Hola a todos!

[to others] Sooooooo...?

Javi: [hesitant] A club sounds fun, prima,

but...I don't wanna only do Rosie stuff.

Jun/Quinn: Yeah!

Rosie: [to viewer] [gasp] Well that's new information!

Jun: Sorry, Rosie.

Rosie: [to Gatita] Hmmm?

Well, if my friends don't want to join a Rosie Club...

[brightens] [Gasp] Maybe I can make a different kind of club!

Welcome to Yodeling club!

[yodels] Yodel-ay-hee-hoooooo!

Gatita: [yodels] Meow-de-lay-meow-meowwwwwww!

Rosie: It's the Juggling club!

Wooo. ............

Gatita: [startled meows] Meow!...Meow!

Rosie: Ta...Da?

[big sigh]

[huffing and puffing] Tap... dancing... club?

Jun: Whoa!

Javi/Quinn: [giggles]

Rosie: W-wa-wait, for the big finish!

♪♪

Whoa, whoa, whoa, falling!

Gatita: MEOW!

Rosie: [sighs] [to viewer] I need to call Abuela.

♪ [dialing chimes] ♪

¡Hola Abuela! Abuela: ¡Hola, mi niña!

I'm on my way to my club.

Rosie: [amazed] You're in a club too?

Abuela: ¡Sí! It's a salsa club.

We meet at the dance studio y bailamos salsa!

¿Qué pasa?

Rosie: I wanna have my own club.

I made a Rosie club, a yodeling club,

and a tap dancing club.

But nobody wants to join any of them!

Abuela: Ya veo. Mira, Rosalía,

a club needs to have something

that everyone likes to do.

[car horn beeping]

Oy, it's salsa time!

¡Adiós granito de arroz!

Rosie: ¡Ciao bacalao!

[to self/thinking] Hmmm.

Something everyone likes to do...

[shouts] Everyone! How about we make a club...

where you pick something you like to do,

and then...you do that something!

Jun: So... no yodeling? Rosie: Right!

Javi: But it could have cheesy popcorn?

Rosie: If you want!

Jun: Okay! Javi: ¡Qué padre! Quinn: Sounds great!

Rosie: [to Gatita] I knew this would work.

Gatita: Meow, meow!

Rosie: Welcome to the "Do What You Like To Do Club!"

Javi: Gracias, prima.

I brought something I like to do.

Play the trumpet! ♪ [trumpet music] ♪

Rosie: The trumpet is toot-a-madoodle!

Jun: What I like to do is ride my scooter!

Rosie: Scooters are scoot-tastical!

Quinn: I like searching for bugs!

Rosie: Bravo for bugs!

Gatita, this is great! We finally have a club

where everyone's doing something that they like!

[rapping] ♪ Oh yeah. ♪

♪ We have. ♪

♪ A club. ♪

♪ Oh yeah... [record scratch]

Uh... something about this club

doesn't feel very... clubby.

Gatita: Meow?!

Rosie: Everyone's doing something that they like...

but they're doing it all by themselves!

And that's not a club at all!

[heavy sigh]

I really want to make a club,

but everyone's doing different things,

so it's not a club at all and...

[to viewer] I need to flop!

[flop]

Breathe in. [inhales]

Breathe out. [exhales].

Wiggle about.

Now I'm ready to figure this out!

¡Vamos a ver!

Hm...

What makes a club...a club?

♪ We need friends ♪

♪ to join me and you, ♪

♪ And fun activities ♪

♪ that we all like to do. ♪

♪ But it's not a club unless we find ♪

♪ something to do together each time! ♪

♪♪

♪ I had a great big problem. ♪

♪ ¡Un gran problemón! ♪

♪ So I thought about it and figured it out, ♪

♪ And now I really know! ♪

♪ Ya sé...

♪ Hey hey ♪

♪ I figured it all out today. ♪

♪ Whoa! Let's go. ♪

♪ Cuz now I really know! ♪

♪ Now...I...really... ♪

♪ knoooow! ♪

♪♪

[calling] Javi, Jun, Quinn!

I know how to make the best club ever!

Javi: Get more cheesy popcorn?

Rosie: No! Well... yes. But no!

Our club should be something we all like to do...

Together!!!

Jun: [thinking] Well, there's lots of things

we like to do together.

Javi: Yeah, like... playing pirates!

Quinn: Yes matey! Rosie/Javi: Arrrrgh! Jun: I love pirates!

Jun: Ooh, or playing tag!

All: Oooohhh! [giggles]

Javi/Jun: [panting] [playing shouts] [laughing]

Javi: You're it! Jun: [giggles]

Quinn: Or... making a whole city with chalk!

Rosie/Jun/Quinn: Yeah!

Rosie: So maybe... our club can be about fun things

we all like to do together!

We can call it...

The Fun Club!

Javi: The Fun Club! Jun: I love it!

Gatita: Meow meow?

Rosie: You can be in the Fun Club too, Gatita.

Cause you're a very fun cat.

Gatita: Meow!

Rosie: [giggles]

Ready for The Fun Club?

Jun/Quinn/Javi: Ready!

Gatita: Me-ow!

Rosie/Jun/Quinn/Javi: Fun, fun, fun, Fun Club!

[giggles] [playing shouts]

Jun: Can't catch me! Rosie: You're it!

June: Oh! [giggles]

♪♪

Rosie: [to viewer] Rosie's Rule:

The best kind of club is the one

where you're doing something special and fun...

together!

Especially if there's cheesy popcorn!

Javi/Jun: [giggles]

♪♪♪

♪♪♪

♪♪♪