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03x02 - Ear Spy/Bang! Zoom! To the Moon!

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Seven Little Monsters". Aired: September 30, 2000 – October 6, 2003.*
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Show that focuses on seven monsters (Brothers Two, Three, Four, Five, and Seven and Sisters One and Six), each named after a different number from one to seven, and each has unique physical characteristics.

03x02 - Ear Spy/Bang! Zoom! To the Moon!

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myself a little monsters seven little

monsters seven little monsters

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ing trouble there they go

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hey

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not yet my little poop chick

how about now not yet my little babushka

now

seven I will be you telling when the

mailman is here being yes Mother

what are you expecting in the mail seven

I stand away for something from Monsters

Life Magazine learn how to read minds

that stuff never works it'll be just

like that other junk you sent away for

water monkeys super duper space

binoculars x-ray goggles it's all

garbage you're wrong for this one will

be different I know it will seven the

mailman is here now baby

here you go seven

oh boy

how does it look

um it could be brighter but but you look

very dashing who cares how it looks I

wanna know if it works tell me what I'm

thinking

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well

um I perhaps it needs batteries I told

you it wouldn't work what were you

thinking for I was thinking that if

seven thinks he can read minds he must

be out of his if you believe me don't

you one Sorry Seven I agree with four I

think you wasted your money too bad you

could have spent it on something useful

um like yeah

I can mind read I just have to practice

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you don't mind if I practice on you do

you Belinda

I will now read your mind

you're thinking

your thinking

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oh I don't know what you're thinking

thanks but it's no use giving me hints

they're right I'll never be able to read

minds

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I'm over here

you promise you won't tell anyone Cross

My Wings Six I promise so what's the big

secret I'm really really really like the

new boy in my dance class oh what's his

name his name is like a beautiful poem

I just can't stop thinking about him

am I six has a secret crush

that gives me an idea I'll show them

that I can read minds I'm an adjective

no

no take her to leave it

to baby chocola as your agent I gotta

tell you you are amazing

I am sure you are You've Got Talent and

charm but most of all you've got that

schnoz I'm seeing big bucks baby big

bucks you are picture this a billboard

your face and the slogan two goes nuts

for nutty brand nuts well I think you're

nuts and you what about me You've Got

Talent and charm but most of all you got

good looks booby really here it comes

for

way to go to me you were supposed to

catch it we should go tell someone are

you crazy do you want to get in trouble

let's just get out of here as your agent

I have to agree

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oh

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yummy

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so my vehicles what was everyone today

doing we've got something we should tell

you no we don't ask seven what we did

today he can read our minds you're right

for because I keep seeing the image of a

broken window in my mind

how did you oh how do you or did you a

window breaking it wasn't just me to hit

the ball I knew we should have told you

about it wait that's not all now I'm

getting something else roses are red

violets are hairy sugar is sweet and so

is Larry

oh I didn't and someone here is thinking

about ice cream too much ice cream

someone ate all the ice cream

and how are you knowing all this well

it's obvious isn't it it is of course

seven knows everything because he's the

greatest mind reader in the world oh

yes and my newest client is putting on a

fabulous show tomorrow morning

but Ice Baby lucky seven seven the man

what do you think of nutty brand nuts

thank you thank you a show but I can't

read minds oh I never should have

eavesdropped I'm never ever doing it

again hello Bakery

starting tomorrow

surprise party cake must be marshmallow

chocolate and spinach

my favorite flavor

I needed bean delivery tomorrow at noon

my little snuggle will be so excited

Schnoodle she called me that once

it's a party for me

day to day to day my surprise party is

today hey oh you shouldn't have a

excited enough goodness I am so

surprised no no not right yet

unbelievable

come in

how do you feel safe baby it's almost

show time

but a little bit of stage fright huh

don't sweat it bubbala it happens to the

best of us

thank you

ladies and gentlemen put your hands

together for the incredible tightrope

walking six

may I have a drum roll please

[Applause]

coming to the stage you're up next but I

have something to tell you tell me later

babe you can run but you can't hide your

thoughts from The Amazing seven

thank you

hello oh

I suppose I'll need a volunteer

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uh pick a number between four and six

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um

easy five

yes that's amazing that's not amazing

there's only one number between four and

six uh-huh I knew you were going to say

that

one will now pick a card and The

Sensational seven will tell us what she

picked

oh easy to seven

two no three ten nine five four eight

six Jack queen king no

um

is it an ace why yes

and now the amazing seven well predict

the future

I uh I predict that

um wait you're all going to leave

well I got that one right all monsters

into the house should be coming as a

prize I am now having a surprise

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golly I almost forgot my surprise party

let's eat

for me I'm truly astonished and

surprised unaccustomed as I am to giving

speeches I

but seven the party is being now for

Belinda it's her birthday but I I

thought the party was for me why would

my seven link be thinking that well

would I listen to you on the phone last

night

I'm thinking I am knowing how you were

reading everybody's Minds I wanted to

prove to everyone I could read minds so

I did a little eavesdropping those were

private

conversations seven is now learning it

is not right no matter what you are

doing to be listening to other people's

conversations yes Mom I'm sorry everyone

that's okay seven it is also wrong to be

something breaking and not telling yes

Mom

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but now we can enjoy the party being who

wants cake

[Applause]

happy birthday Belinda I'd like for you

to have this it doesn't work but it does

look lovely on you well I do hope I can

still get a big piece of cake

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all right you found me again

it's no fun playing hide and seek with

you Moon you always seem to catch me

it's not fair

what are you looking at you Moon

why don't you go away and quit bothering

me

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that's better

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huh oh you thought you could fool me but

you didn't you know I know all about

your hiding behind a cloud tricks

oh hi there Belinda I was just playing

hide and go seek with the moon but all

it wants to do is seek and not hide so

now I'm just trying to make the moon go

away it just keeps staring at me

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ah I know I'll run away from it I'll run

so fast and it won't be able to keep up

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still after me I'll just run faster

no one can handle my awe-inspiring

acceleration

so I guess speed won't work but but I

have other tricks up my sleeve like a

sudden turn

oh yes the old sudden turn

works every

how is it possible a sudden turn is my

best move I just can't seem to beat this

Moon hmm

come on Belinda I have one more trick up

my sleeve

almost ready

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there

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perfect

well look at me I'm the sun all yellow

and sunny that's me I only come out in

the daytime so I guess it must be

daytime that means it's time for the

moon to go away

I said that means it's time for the moon

to go away

oh this just isn't fair one two three

four five six seven seven strokes for

each Wing one two hey oh sorry one now I

have to brush my wings all over again

next time look where you're going yeah

yeah

what's the matter for you seem sort of

angry it's that nosy Moon it won't stop

following me around I mean even here in

the privacy of my own bed it keeps

looking in the window oh I love the moon

it's so romantic and beautiful and it

makes my skin shine with an attractive

pearly glow you can't be angry at the

moon for it would be like hating air or

being annoyed at trees yeah the Moon is

just there it's a part of the universe

not my universe hmm

Houston we have a problem four hates

Moon I'm attempting to make contact

three what are you up to now I'm not up

to anywhere son I'm right down here on

Earth instead of my usual place up in

space since I am Buzz 3 space astronaut

more like you're from outer space

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the Moon is an amazing place it's a

place I thought it was just a big light

in the sky that's right astronauts just

like me have landed on it in rockets and

walked on it walked on it how could

anybody fit on it it's softly small

after all no it's very big it just looks

small because it's far away over a

quarter of a million miles

well that's a long way but I bet I could

fly there can I admire your enthusiasm

little lady but the space between the

Earth and the moon is very very cold and

there's no air to breathe that's why

you'd need a rocket rocket I've heard

that the moon is made out of cheese

cheese yes I wonder what kind I hope

it's cheddar I'm afraid it isn't made

out of cheese partner it's made of rocks

and dust just like the Earth only

smaller like Earth could people live on

it I'm glad you asked that son

to get to the moon you'd have to fly in

a rocket the Rockets engines have to be

very powerful

because it takes a lot of power to leave

the Earth and go out into space

the Moon is the closest thing to Earth

but it's still hundreds of thousands of

miles away

[Applause]

Jeepers if we went on a trip like that

we'd have to pack a lot of clothes

actually seven for a trip to the moon

you need a special spacesuit the suit

provides air so you can breathe since

there is no air on the moon

so cool when can I go there you'd have

to build a rocket son that's what I'm

gonna do bang Zoom to the Moon I like

your spirit son we need young men like

you in the space program men with vision

men with dreams men with

sloppy tongues okay the sooner we get to

bed the sooner I can get up and start

building that rocket

yes sir as soon as I get to the moon

I'll hit the off switch and it won't be

able to follow me around ever again

foreign

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Rockets don't build themselves you know

I'm tired you can't be tired five mom

gave us permission to build this rocket

out of the old junk in the garage I'm

taking the first flight out tonight do

you mind too we're trying to build a

rocket come on four I want to go to the

Moon too hmm what can you do to help out

I'll build a spacesuit that way we can

breathe and go jumping around on the

moon when we get there okay get busy

five quit bouncing around in slow motion

we've got to get building here

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hey can I go to the Moon with you why do

you want to go to the Moon I think it

would be cool to sh**t some hoops in

zero gravity well all right but you have

to help build the rocket what do I do

whatever I tell you cause I'm the space

captain

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this is going to be the most terrifical

rocket in the world greetings earthlings

I come in peace and look you can close

the visor to keep the air in while

you're in space

Oh dear I guess I have some work to do

that's a nice outfit too it really

brings out your eyes but I can't help

wondering how much more beautiful it

would be with just a few of my special

fashion touches well six if you want to

help we need five more suits if we're

gonna blast off tonight six more don't

forget about Belinda

we're busy seven but I have to show you

what Belinda can do we're really busy

seven if you're not using that piece of

cardboard seven it would make a lovely

hat oh but I am using it

just watch

very exciting

the cat and the feeder the call jumped

over the moon

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Houston the heifer has landed my back

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thank you very much

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just not Moon rocket team all president

accounted for captain four

sir

okay I want you to remember that we're

not doing this just for ourselves and

we're not doing it just for Centerville

or even just for Mom we're doing it for

the whole world

five I'm trying to be all Majestic here

all right people let's go to the Moon

[Applause]

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I'm okay

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come on Belinda old girl

crew secured

check face Shields down check space

Foods check cow secured

oh this is so exciting begin countdown

seven six five four three two one blast

off

maybe we should have a bigger fan

I don't know I guess it's harder to

build a rocket than I thought it was

gonna be don't worry son you used your

imagination that's what's important the

men and women who built that rocket went

to school and studied a long time but

I'll bet they started out only dreaming

it could be done just like us yeah I bet

they did maybe one day I really will

build a rocket to go to the moon but

until then I can sure have a lot of fun

dreaming

good night Moon

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well since I got to know so much about

the moon I've decided it can stick

around as long as it wants

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no no no no

hey

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hey