03x10 - Operation H.U.G.S./Operation J.E.W.E.L.S.

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Codename: Kids Next Door". Aired: December 6, 2002 – January 21, 2008.*
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Show revolves around a group of five 10-year-old kids (later retconned to be varying ages), using codenames Numbuhs 1 through 5, who are the main home operatives of what is known as Sector V, which is part of a worldwide espionage-style organization called the Kids Next Door.
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03x10 - Operation H.U.G.S./Operation J.E.W.E.L.S.

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How do I get myself into

These messes?

[ Panting ]

Only a little more, and I'm

Free!

Hey!

- I hope you don't think you're - leaving!

Yeah!

I can't believe you tricked me

Into coming here.

I didn't trick you.

I just said we were going to the

Extra-super-coolest place ever!

I can think of a bazillion

Cooler places than the rainbow

Monkey fair-and-share fair.

I could be back at the

Tree house, working with

Numbuh 2 on our giant wrestling

Robot right now!

But no!

Instead I'm stuck here in a

Girly rainbow monkey world.

Blaacch!

Rainbow monkeys are so stupid!

[ Echoing ] stupid, stupid,

Stupid!

Don't ever... Ever! Call

Rainbow monkeys stupid!

Rainbow donkeys are stupid!

Stop it!

Stupid, stupid, stupid!

I'm serious!

Stupid!

Stop it!

Stupid, stupid, stupid!

I said stop it!

Stupid!

Stop it!

I'll keep saying "stupid"

Until you let me leave.

Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid,

Stupid, stupid, stupid.

Okay.

Yes!

Just give me my friendly

Friend rainbow monkey goodbye

Hug!

And then you can go.

Friendly friend rainbow...

Are you nuts?!

But you have to.

Rainbow monkey friends can't

Leave each other without a

Friendly friend rainbow monkey

Goodbye hug.

Oh!

That's okay.

We'll make an exception for him,

Won't we, rainbow monkey sister?

I guess so.

But it's so not in the

Rainbow monkey spirit.

Whatever.

- Now how do I get out of this - cruddy place?

You know, I think there's a

Special shortcut right this way.

All right!

Thanks.

Why can't more girls be normal,

Like that one, instead of all

Huggy...

Aah!

How do I get myself into these

Messes?

Oh!

Where am i?

Rainbow monkey island, where

You will soon discover the

Snuggly bliss of rainbow monkey

Joy.

Or receive the ultimate friendly

Friend rainbow monkey goodbye

Hug!

♪ Rainbow monkeys,

Rainbow monkeys ♪

♪ Oh, so very round

And super chunky ♪

♪ Bringing love

Wherever they go ♪

♪ Everyone is made

Of a big rainbow ♪

- [ Thudding ] - ]] [ growls ]

[ Screams ]

[ Sniffing ]

Aah!

[ Laughs ]

Hey, that tickles!

[ Screaming ]

[ Humming ]

Put me down!

Aahhh!

Hmm?

Ooh-hoo-hoo!

[ Muffled screaming ]

What is wrong with you?!

Can't you do anything besides

Hug?

Uh-huh.

Stop it!

[ Smooching ]

That is not what I had in

Mind!

Look at yourself.

You're a giant monkey.

You are totally wasting your

Potential.

Hmm?

Yeah!

Let me down, and I'll show you.

Now, if I was your size, I'd be

Kicking some serious butt.

That tree, for instance.

I bet you could rip that out of

The ground and chuck it clear

Across this cruddy island.

Man, you could be all like...

[ Imitating monkey ]

I'm a monkey man!

I'm a monkey man!

Yaahhh!

[ Panting ]

Now you try!

[ Roars ]

That's the spirit!

Destroy something.

[ Birds chirping ]

Oh.

[ Birds chirping ]

Oh.

Raahh!

Yaaah!

Ooh!

Oh!

Yaah!

[ Crying ]

Stop!

Oh, man!

You have to be able to destroy

something.

W-what's it gonna... Aah!

[ Roars ]

Yeah!

Now you're talking my language.

[ Snoring ]

Man, you are useless.

Huh?

Guys!

Aah!



Rainbow monkey island?

How did you survive?

It wasn't easy.

That monster's got to be the

Huggiest ape in the history of

Forever.

I tried to teach the thing how

To kick some butt.

I don't think it learned

Anything.

[ All scream ]

He's after numbuh 4.

I think he was paying

Attention to me.

So then let's try bowling for

Rainbow monkeys.

Stee-rike!

- ]] [ Roars ] - ]] aaahhhh!

Look out, monkey face,

'Cause you're going bananas.

Enough of your monkey business.

You're going down!

You get it?

See, I said "monkey business,"

And we're fighting an actual...

Hey!

Wow!

That was close.

Are you oka-a-y?

What's going on?

Aah-aah-aah!

We can't take much more of

This.

Numbuh 2, is the wrestling

Robot ready yet?

I wish.

I still have to install the

Weapons system.

It'll have to go without

Weapons!

You can't be serious.

That monkey will rip you to

Shreds in a second.

That monkey is after me!

- I'm the only one who can stop - it.

So get me in that robot.

[ Monkey roaring ]

Do it.

- ]] Are you sure about this, - numbuh 4?

There's no other choice.

Central unit, go!

Cruise liner, go!

Silos, stations, factories...

Go!

Carousel command center, go!

Kids next door

W.r.a.s.l.e.r... Wrestling robot

Absolutely slammifies large

Enemy riffraff.

Hey, monkey boy, I've got

Something for you.

Hey, come on!

Yes!

Friendly friend rainbow monkey

Goodbye hug!

Well... That takes care of that.

[ Laughing ]

Aw!

Big, bad numbuh 4 gave the

Monkey a hug!

Ooh, can I have a

Huggy-wuggy, too, numbuh 4?

Hey!

That was the only way to get rid

Of that stupid monkey.

Hey!

Huh?

You didn't just call a giant

Rainbow monkey stupid, did you?

[ Roars ]

How do I get myself into

These messes?

No, no, no, no, no.

Three is my final offer.

- ]] Like you have never seen, - my friend.

How could you possibly, for

Such a pittance?

Surely, you don't think...

Hello, hello!

Come closer, dear friend.

Yes, yes, look here.

See what I can offer you.

Best in bazaar, you see?

No finer to be had.

You look, you see, you buy.

Ahh.

I can see you are a wise

Traveler, friend, for you have

Stopped at al sugarh's humble

Tent.

Peruse these most precious gems.

Each is more valuable than the

Last.

Come, come.

Let your eyes judge for

Themselves.

Ahh!

So, you are a customer whose

Discerning taste yearns for

Candies more succulent than such

Puny fare, huh?

Please step into my tent.

I sense that you wish not to be

Insulted.

So, permit me to go right to the

Yummy filling, huh?

I offer the blurpleberry

Supreme!

Perhaps you know of its fabled

Qualities, yes?

I know about it, all right.

You stole it from me!

- ]] Numbuh 5 of the kids next - door.

I did not expect you to journey

So far into the sugar deserts

For a mere piece of candy.

Why did you do it, al?

You know a great candy taken in

Greed always turns sour.

Nah!

Rule number one, little girl...

Never let an ancient

Superstition get in the way of

Profits.

I was saving that candy for a

Special occasion.

So give it back.

What makes you think I'll

Just hand it over?

Ah!

You are full of surprises.

But, then again, so am i!

[ Gasps ]

Oh!

Goodbye, numbuh 5 of the kids

Next door.

News of your failed mission will

Certainly raise the price of my

Precious jewel.

[ Grunting ]

I'm not lea...

Huh?

Heh heh heh!

So, that's why they call them

Jawbreakers.

Aha!

[ Gasps ]

[ Laughs evilly ]

Huh?

Aah!

So sticky.

Hmm!

That's right.

Wah!

Aah!

guten tag, mein abigail.

So good of you to join us.

Oh, hello, heinie.

My name is

Heinrich von marzipan.

I think I made that clear when

We last met in guatemala.

Uh, heh heh, yeah.

Listen, about guatemala.

You see, some urgent business

Came up, and...

And you left me holding the

Bag of sacred golden caramels

Just as the authorities arrived.

I was grounded for ein month.

Oh, I am so sorry to hear

That.

And I would love to make it up

To you.

So, why don't you just give me

My candy back...

[ Growling ]

[ Laughing evilly ]

[ Laughs nervously ]

I guess not.

And why is this candy so

Important to you?

I am saving it for a special

Occasion.

Ah!

So am i, abby.

I'm going to use it to unlock

The tomb of

King two tons of candy.

Has all the sugar gone to

Your head, heinie?

You know that tomb is cursed.

I don't care about

Superstition.

I'm in it for the candy.

And that is why

Heinrich von marzipan is the

World's greatest candy hunter,

Not you!

Go suck on a salt lick.

Ooh!

So bitter.

Here.

A payment for your jewel.

Let's see how long you can

Survive alone in the desert on

Those.

Oh, and by the way, that candy's

Sugar-free.

I think I'll make do.

Stop that!

Oh!

No!

Go away!

She's gone!

Find her!

Search everywhere!

I want to see that sour ball in

Chains when I get back!

I want to see that sour ball in

Chains when I get back!

King two tons of candy!

[ Brakes squeal ]

At last!

The entrance to the eighth

Sugary wonder of the world.

Well, there's only seven now!

It's... It's... Beautiful!

Swe-e-e-e-et!

Let's see.

Ah, to licorice!

King two tons of candy's

Treasure!

Hmm...

It says...

From the forehead, ye shall

Control the sarcophagus.

But share not and...

Blah, blah, blah.

Who gives a caramel?

[ Gasps ]

The king's headpiece.

[ Laughs evilly ]

Now for the ultimate prize!

Don't do it, heinie!

If you'd finished the

Inscription, you would see that

It says, "from the forehead, ye

Shall control the sarcophagus.

But share not, and only taste

Asparagus."

You don't fool me,

Abby, liebchen, honey.

You were going to come here

Without me and take everything.

Just like what you tried to do

In guatemala!

Now, now, heinrich, you know

That's not what happened.

I am the best there is, and I

Will prove it!

No!!

[ Gasps ]

The candy's all mine!

[ Laughs evilly ]

I control the candy now,

Abigail, and it feels sweet!

And you can't have any!

Not you or anyone else!

Hmm?

Blecchh!

This candy tastes like

Asparagus!

You!

What did you do to the candy?

I warned you!

Lie!

You will pay for tricking me,

Abigail!

Uh-oh.

[ Roars ]

Aah!

[ Panting ]

Oh, man!

What now?

[ Roars ]

Looks like you've reached the

Last chocolate in the box,

fraulein.

Any last words?

Yeah!

Give me back my candy!

Wah!

So long, dummy mummy!

N-o-o-o-o-o-o!

[ Groans ]

mein tummy...

Mmm-mmm-mmm.

How many times do I have to tell

People?

A great candy taken in greed

Always turns sour.

Happy birthday!

Happy birthday, numbuh 1.

Hope you celebrate right today.

Sorry I'm late, numbuh 1.

I had to pick up your gift.

Open it, open it, open it!

Hurry!

Blurpleberry?

Yuck!

You know I prefer cherry.

Oh, I can't believe it.

I can't believe it!

What did I say?



♪ Kids next door

♪ Kids next door

[ Electric guitar solo ]

♪ Kids next door

♪ Kids next door

♪ Kids next door

[ Electric guitar solo ]

♪ Kids next door

♪ Kids next door
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