How do I get myself into
These messes?
[ Panting ]
Only a little more, and I'm
Free!
Hey!
- I hope you don't think you're - leaving!
Yeah!
I can't believe you tricked me
Into coming here.
I didn't trick you.
I just said we were going to the
Extra-super-coolest place ever!
I can think of a bazillion
Cooler places than the rainbow
Monkey fair-and-share fair.
I could be back at the
Tree house, working with
Numbuh 2 on our giant wrestling
Robot right now!
But no!
Instead I'm stuck here in a
Girly rainbow monkey world.
Blaacch!
Rainbow monkeys are so stupid!
[ Echoing ] stupid, stupid,
Stupid!
Don't ever... Ever! Call
Rainbow monkeys stupid!
Rainbow donkeys are stupid!
Stop it!
Stupid, stupid, stupid!
I'm serious!
Stupid!
Stop it!
Stupid, stupid, stupid!
I said stop it!
Stupid!
Stop it!
I'll keep saying "stupid"
Until you let me leave.
Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid,
Stupid, stupid, stupid.
Okay.
Yes!
Just give me my friendly
Friend rainbow monkey goodbye
Hug!
And then you can go.
Friendly friend rainbow...
Are you nuts?!
But you have to.
Rainbow monkey friends can't
Leave each other without a
Friendly friend rainbow monkey
Goodbye hug.
Oh!
That's okay.
We'll make an exception for him,
Won't we, rainbow monkey sister?
I guess so.
But it's so not in the
Rainbow monkey spirit.
Whatever.
- Now how do I get out of this - cruddy place?
You know, I think there's a
Special shortcut right this way.
All right!
Thanks.
Why can't more girls be normal,
Like that one, instead of all
Huggy...
Aah!
How do I get myself into these
Messes?
Oh!
Where am i?
Rainbow monkey island, where
You will soon discover the
Snuggly bliss of rainbow monkey
Joy.
Or receive the ultimate friendly
Friend rainbow monkey goodbye
Hug!
♪ Rainbow monkeys,
Rainbow monkeys ♪
♪ Oh, so very round
And super chunky ♪
♪ Bringing love
Wherever they go ♪
♪ Everyone is made
Of a big rainbow ♪
- [ Thudding ] - ]] [ growls ]
[ Screams ]
[ Sniffing ]
Aah!
[ Laughs ]
Hey, that tickles!
[ Screaming ]
[ Humming ]
Put me down!
Aahhh!
Hmm?
Ooh-hoo-hoo!
[ Muffled screaming ]
What is wrong with you?!
Can't you do anything besides
Hug?
Uh-huh.
Stop it!
[ Smooching ]
That is not what I had in
Mind!
Look at yourself.
You're a giant monkey.
You are totally wasting your
Potential.
Hmm?
Yeah!
Let me down, and I'll show you.
Now, if I was your size, I'd be
Kicking some serious butt.
That tree, for instance.
I bet you could rip that out of
The ground and chuck it clear
Across this cruddy island.
Man, you could be all like...
[ Imitating monkey ]
I'm a monkey man!
I'm a monkey man!
Yaahhh!
[ Panting ]
Now you try!
[ Roars ]
That's the spirit!
Destroy something.
[ Birds chirping ]
Oh.
[ Birds chirping ]
Oh.
Raahh!
Yaaah!
Ooh!
Oh!
Yaah!
[ Crying ]
Stop!
Oh, man!
You have to be able to destroy
something.
W-what's it gonna... Aah!
[ Roars ]
Yeah!
Now you're talking my language.
[ Snoring ]
Man, you are useless.
Huh?
Guys!
Aah!
Rainbow monkey island?
How did you survive?
It wasn't easy.
That monster's got to be the
Huggiest ape in the history of
Forever.
I tried to teach the thing how
To kick some butt.
I don't think it learned
Anything.
[ All scream ]
He's after numbuh 4.
I think he was paying
Attention to me.
So then let's try bowling for
Rainbow monkeys.
Stee-rike!
- ]] [ Roars ] - ]] aaahhhh!
Look out, monkey face,
'Cause you're going bananas.
Enough of your monkey business.
You're going down!
You get it?
See, I said "monkey business,"
And we're fighting an actual...
Hey!
Wow!
That was close.
Are you oka-a-y?
What's going on?
Aah-aah-aah!
We can't take much more of
This.
Numbuh 2, is the wrestling
Robot ready yet?
I wish.
I still have to install the
Weapons system.
It'll have to go without
Weapons!
You can't be serious.
That monkey will rip you to
Shreds in a second.
That monkey is after me!
- I'm the only one who can stop - it.
So get me in that robot.
[ Monkey roaring ]
Do it.
- ]] Are you sure about this, - numbuh 4?
There's no other choice.
Central unit, go!
Cruise liner, go!
Silos, stations, factories...
Go!
Carousel command center, go!
Kids next door
W.r.a.s.l.e.r... Wrestling robot
Absolutely slammifies large
Enemy riffraff.
Hey, monkey boy, I've got
Something for you.
Hey, come on!
Yes!
Friendly friend rainbow monkey
Goodbye hug!
Well... That takes care of that.
[ Laughing ]
Aw!
Big, bad numbuh 4 gave the
Monkey a hug!
Ooh, can I have a
Huggy-wuggy, too, numbuh 4?
Hey!
That was the only way to get rid
Of that stupid monkey.
Hey!
Huh?
You didn't just call a giant
Rainbow monkey stupid, did you?
[ Roars ]
How do I get myself into
These messes?
No, no, no, no, no.
Three is my final offer.
- ]] Like you have never seen, - my friend.
How could you possibly, for
Such a pittance?
Surely, you don't think...
Hello, hello!
Come closer, dear friend.
Yes, yes, look here.
See what I can offer you.
Best in bazaar, you see?
No finer to be had.
You look, you see, you buy.
Ahh.
I can see you are a wise
Traveler, friend, for you have
Stopped at al sugarh's humble
Tent.
Peruse these most precious gems.
Each is more valuable than the
Last.
Come, come.
Let your eyes judge for
Themselves.
Ahh!
So, you are a customer whose
Discerning taste yearns for
Candies more succulent than such
Puny fare, huh?
Please step into my tent.
I sense that you wish not to be
Insulted.
So, permit me to go right to the
Yummy filling, huh?
I offer the blurpleberry
Supreme!
Perhaps you know of its fabled
Qualities, yes?
I know about it, all right.
You stole it from me!
- ]] Numbuh 5 of the kids next - door.
I did not expect you to journey
So far into the sugar deserts
For a mere piece of candy.
Why did you do it, al?
You know a great candy taken in
Greed always turns sour.
Nah!
Rule number one, little girl...
Never let an ancient
Superstition get in the way of
Profits.
I was saving that candy for a
Special occasion.
So give it back.
What makes you think I'll
Just hand it over?
Ah!
You are full of surprises.
But, then again, so am i!
[ Gasps ]
Oh!
Goodbye, numbuh 5 of the kids
Next door.
News of your failed mission will
Certainly raise the price of my
Precious jewel.
[ Grunting ]
I'm not lea...
Huh?
Heh heh heh!
So, that's why they call them
Jawbreakers.
Aha!
[ Gasps ]
[ Laughs evilly ]
Huh?
Aah!
So sticky.
Hmm!
That's right.
Wah!
Aah!
guten tag, mein abigail.
So good of you to join us.
Oh, hello, heinie.
My name is
Heinrich von marzipan.
I think I made that clear when
We last met in guatemala.
Uh, heh heh, yeah.
Listen, about guatemala.
You see, some urgent business
Came up, and...
And you left me holding the
Bag of sacred golden caramels
Just as the authorities arrived.
I was grounded for ein month.
Oh, I am so sorry to hear
That.
And I would love to make it up
To you.
So, why don't you just give me
My candy back...
[ Growling ]
[ Laughing evilly ]
[ Laughs nervously ]
I guess not.
And why is this candy so
Important to you?
I am saving it for a special
Occasion.
Ah!
So am i, abby.
I'm going to use it to unlock
The tomb of
King two tons of candy.
Has all the sugar gone to
Your head, heinie?
You know that tomb is cursed.
I don't care about
Superstition.
I'm in it for the candy.
And that is why
Heinrich von marzipan is the
World's greatest candy hunter,
Not you!
Go suck on a salt lick.
Ooh!
So bitter.
Here.
A payment for your jewel.
Let's see how long you can
Survive alone in the desert on
Those.
Oh, and by the way, that candy's
Sugar-free.
I think I'll make do.
Stop that!
Oh!
No!
Go away!
She's gone!
Find her!
Search everywhere!
I want to see that sour ball in
Chains when I get back!
I want to see that sour ball in
Chains when I get back!
King two tons of candy!
[ Brakes squeal ]
At last!
The entrance to the eighth
Sugary wonder of the world.
Well, there's only seven now!
It's... It's... Beautiful!
Swe-e-e-e-et!
Let's see.
Ah, to licorice!
King two tons of candy's
Treasure!
Hmm...
It says...
From the forehead, ye shall
Control the sarcophagus.
But share not and...
Blah, blah, blah.
Who gives a caramel?
[ Gasps ]
The king's headpiece.
[ Laughs evilly ]
Now for the ultimate prize!
Don't do it, heinie!
If you'd finished the
Inscription, you would see that
It says, "from the forehead, ye
Shall control the sarcophagus.
But share not, and only taste
Asparagus."
You don't fool me,
Abby, liebchen, honey.
You were going to come here
Without me and take everything.
Just like what you tried to do
In guatemala!
Now, now, heinrich, you know
That's not what happened.
I am the best there is, and I
Will prove it!
No!!
[ Gasps ]
The candy's all mine!
[ Laughs evilly ]
I control the candy now,
Abigail, and it feels sweet!
And you can't have any!
Not you or anyone else!
Hmm?
Blecchh!
This candy tastes like
Asparagus!
You!
What did you do to the candy?
I warned you!
Lie!
You will pay for tricking me,
Abigail!
Uh-oh.
[ Roars ]
Aah!
[ Panting ]
Oh, man!
What now?
[ Roars ]
Looks like you've reached the
Last chocolate in the box,
fraulein.
Any last words?
Yeah!
Give me back my candy!
Wah!
So long, dummy mummy!
N-o-o-o-o-o-o!
[ Groans ]
mein tummy...
Mmm-mmm-mmm.
How many times do I have to tell
People?
A great candy taken in greed
Always turns sour.
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, numbuh 1.
Hope you celebrate right today.
Sorry I'm late, numbuh 1.
I had to pick up your gift.
Open it, open it, open it!
Hurry!
Blurpleberry?
Yuck!
You know I prefer cherry.
Oh, I can't believe it.
I can't believe it!
What did I say?
♪ Kids next door
♪ Kids next door
[ Electric guitar solo ]
♪ Kids next door
♪ Kids next door
♪ Kids next door
[ Electric guitar solo ]
♪ Kids next door
♪ Kids next door
03x10 - Operation H.U.G.S./Operation J.E.W.E.L.S.
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Show revolves around a group of five 10-year-old kids (later retconned to be varying ages), using codenames Numbuhs 1 through 5, who are the main home operatives of what is known as Sector V, which is part of a worldwide espionage-style organization called the Kids Next Door.
Show revolves around a group of five 10-year-old kids (later retconned to be varying ages), using codenames Numbuhs 1 through 5, who are the main home operatives of what is known as Sector V, which is part of a worldwide espionage-style organization called the Kids Next Door.