[ Doorbell rings ]
Come in.
Together: pool party!
[ Sighs ]
So, son, your pals are here
To try out the new pool, eh?
Don't let them have all the fun,
Okay?
Dad!
How can I have fun in a pool if
I can't swim?!
You kooky koala, everyone
Loves pools!
Now, if you'll excuse me, I've
Got to get to my second job.
Pools don't come cheap, you
Know.
[ Whistles ]
[ Sighs ]
[ Laughter ]
Come on in, numbuh 4.
The water's fine.
Oh, why can't we go to the
Beach where I could at least
Bury myself in the sand or
Something?
Hey, guys, sorry we're late.
I was checking on some weird
Negatronic readings in the
Sector, and, well, lizzie
Couldn't decide what to wear.
So, what do you think?
Oh, why didn't you wear the
Pink one?
Ow!
Don't get her started, girl.
Oh, you don't think it's too
Much, do you?
No? Yes? No? Yes?
[ Sighs ]
I kind of like it.
But then again, maybe it is too
Froofilly.
Oh, nigey, I want to go home and
Change.
This suit makes my elbows look
Fat.
[ Gasping ]
Oh! Aah! Aah!
[ Coughing ]
Ugh! Ah.
Where?
Where am i?
Lizzie?
Is that you?
[ Laughter ]
Lizzie, wait up!
[ Panting ]
Lizzie!
Wh-where are you going?
[ Panting ]
Lizzie!
Stop!
[ Gasps ]
Where... Where am i?
Right where I want you.
Hey, you're not lizzie!
Huh? Very clever, nigel.
But not clever enough.
Whoa!
Ugh! Ugh.
Huh?
[ Straining ]
So, how did you figure out I
Wasn't really your stupid
Girlfriend?
When I look into lizzie's
Eyes, I can tell she's not a
Jerk.
Now, where is she?!
Hmph!
Aah!
Lizzie!
Nigey!
Oh, nigey, what is this place?
What's going on here?
Maybe her ex-boyfriend can
Explain.
How did you... Ugh!
Very well.
Get out here, you troll!
But eizzil, the supreme
Leader said to stay hidden.
There's no point in hiding
Now that positive numbuh 1 knows
Who we are, jelly for brains!
Nigey?
No, this is negative
Numbuh 1, one of our reverse
Counterparts.
Numbuh 4's pool must have opened
A portal to a reflective world,
An upside-down world.
A perfect world!
Where adults play, and kids do
All the work.
Except for us, of course.
For we are the destructively
Nefarious kids!
Whose dumb idea was all this?
Yours or your leader's?
Um... Uh... I... I could be
Leader if... If I wanted to.
Yeah, right.
You... You shut up, you
Dummy-head.
I know you are, but what am
I?
You're a... Uh... A big
Dummy-head.
Silence!
Maybe this will get you to show
Us a little respect!
Destructively nefarious
Kids... S.p.l.a.t.t.l.e....
Smart-alecky prisoner
Lobotomizing apparatus
Terrifyingly tortures loser
Enemy.
[ Whirring ]
[ Whimpering ]
[ Laughs ]
[ Shouting indistinctly ]
Aah!
Together: [ gasp ]
The little traitor dudes for
Children's defense!
Together: there's not much
Time, dudes.
Your world's, like, totally in
Terrible danger.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Get away from my nigey!
All right, lizzie!
Ahhh!
[ Groans ]
Together: come on, dudes.
We don't have much time before
he shows up.
They... They hug!
That's so...
[ Groans ]
[ Sputters, spits ]
[ Gasps ]
They'll pay for this!
They'll pay!
Ah, stop being a baby.
What are we gonna do when he
Finds out?
Finds out what?
Uh... The... Prisoners...
Escaped with the help of the
Little traitor dudes for
Children's defense, sir.
I-i'm sorry, leader, sir.
I'll recapture them.
I promise.
Yeah, me too.
Quiet!
You are one misstep away from
The broccoli mines, eizzil.
Hey, negative numbuh 1 messed
Up as bad as me!
That's no fair!
I know.
Now get into your positions.
The plan must continue as
Scheduled!
Together: yes, sir.
[ Panting ]
What the...
Nigey... This... This world is
Terrible!
[ Gasps ]
It's the dnk!
[ Both gasp ]
How come everyone's afraid of
Us?
Together: quick, dudes, into
Our mansion!
Daddy, we're home!
[ Both gasp ]
Oh, thank heavens, children.
I was so worried about my wee,
Little munchkins, you pretty,
Little...
Together: daddy, these little
Dudes are, like, totally from
The other side!
[ Gasps ]
From where kids are free?
Well, more free than here,
That's for sure.
What happened to this world?
Oh, it's the destructively
Nefarious kids!
[ Thunder crashes ]
They despise other children so
Much, they have forced them to
Do all the work.
Kids are the garbage collectors,
Tv repairmen, and even lawyers!
They work and work while adults
Sit around eating candy and
Playing new video games,
Demanding bigger allowances.
My darling children do their
Best to stop them, but it's...
Well, it's just... It's not
Enough.
[ Crying ]
That's horrible!
We have to help you.
Together: no way, dude.
You gotta totally get back to
Your world.
If the dnk have opened the
Portal, it means something
Terrible is about to go down.
[ Screaming ]
Aah! We're being att*cked!
Hide like cowards. Yes.
[ Indistinct shouting ]
[ Straining ]
Together: you dudes gotta get
Out of here.
Whoa!
I don't know how to thank you
Guys.
Together: we'll hold them
Off, dude.
Now go!
All right, dudes and dudettes,
Let's rock!
Ugh! Come on. Hurry!
[ Panting ]
I didn't think we'd get out of
That one.
You haven't.
By order of the one supreme
Ultra dnk leader, welcome to the
Worst day of your lives.
Follow my lead.
What is your problem, soldier?
How dare you interrupt my
Top-secret mission for the
Supreme leader?
What do you think he'll do to
You when he hears you tried to
Stop negative numbuh 1 from
Doing his job?
Uh... But... Uh.
You can't fool me.
We're supposed to be on the
Lookout for positive numbuh 1
And his girlfriend, and I say
That's you two.
Well, I say I'm negative 1 on
Urgent dnk business for the
Supreme leader himself.
So, maybe you're right.
Maybe you're wrong.
But do you really want to take
That chance?
[ Stutters ]
Come on, I don't have all
Day!
Yes... Eizzil?
Stand down. Stand down.
Sorry about the hold up.
[ Chuckles nervously ]
That's more like it.
Walk... Walk... Okay, run.
[ Panting ]
There it is.
Nigey, we made it!
Yeah, I'm proud of you,
Lizzie.
You did a great job back there.
Oh, thanks.
[ Giggles ]
Ready?
Yeah.
Together: 1... 2... Huh?
Numbuh 1? Lizzie?
Where are you guys?
[ Bubbling ]
Hey, something's coming up!
[ Speaking indistinctly ]
[ Gasping ]
[ Cheering ]
[ Coughing ]
Are you okay, numbuh 1?
Oh, yeah. I'm fine.
I'm just... Fine!
[ Laughs evilly ]
Are you sure you're okay,
Numbuh 1?
I feel great.
Your pool is most invigorating.
Here, numbuh 4.
Try it for yourself.
Hey, whoa! Whoa!
Oh, no, you don't.
Cut it out.
Yeah, that ain't cool.
I don't wanna!
Uh... Hey, I was only kidding.
So what?
Yeah, friends don't do that.
He said he was kidding.
Yeah, well, it ain't funny.
You know numbuh 4 can't swim.
Well... Say, why don't you ask
Numbuh 4 to help you with those
Negatronic doohickeys you were
Talking about, huh, nigey?
What are you... Oh, right!
Come on, numbuh 4.
Let's go to your tree... Uh...
Uh... The tree house.
[ Chuckles ]
What was that all about?
[ Bubbling ]
Oh, man!
Numbuh 2!
But i-i didn't.
Whoa!
Aah!
Eee!
I don't get it, numbuh 1.
Why are we dismantling
Numbuh 2's energy-enhancement
Grid?
Well, 'cause that's what the
Leader told us to do, and it's
Not smart to anger him.
What?
Uh...
[ Clears throat ]
I think what numbuh 1 means is
That it has something to do with
These negatronic ion thingies,
Right?
Oh, right, right.
What eizzil said.
Lizzie.
I mean lizzie.
Thanks, eizzil, that was so
Close.
Hmm.
Ah.
[ Smacks lips ]
Makes sense to me.
Together: whew!
So, you want me to set these
Up by the city pool, right?
Sorry we're late.
Oh, hi, numbuh 3. Huh?
[ Gasps ]
Wait a second!
You're not kuki.
You're some kind of nega-version
Of numbuh 3.
I thought you said he was the
Stupid one.
They can tell who people are
In this world by looking at
Their eyes.
It's called being a friend.
Yeah, like operatives have
Friends.
[ Laughter ]
Uh...
[ Chuckles nervously ]
Hey, we don't need the runt
Anymore.
Let's take him out.
That'd be cool, right guys?
[ Laughs ]
Shut up!
Man, she is so annoying.
Listen up, shorty.
I don't like you, but you've got
Spunk.
So, I'm gonna make an offer
You'd be stupid to refuse.
You help us open a portal from
Your world to the nega-verse
Using your city pool so we can
Grab every kid swimming in your
World and force them to work in
Ours.
Then we'll move on to the next
Pool and the next and the next
Until all your world's kids are
Ours to do with as the leader
Pleases.
Or you can spend the rest of
Your life in the mines digging
Out broccoli with your bare
Hands.
[ Laughs evilly ]
Let me get this straight.
You want me to betray my buddies
So I can work for you?!
[ Thud ]
You must be from another world.
You... You can't talk back
To... To negative numbuh 3 like
That.
I mean it.
Well, what are you waiting
For, princess?!
Let's dance.
[ Screaming ]
[ Groaning ]
Why are you doing this?
[ Laughs evilly ]
A simple reason, really.
I'm evil!
Ew! What is that?!
Oh, this? It's my goatee.
It makes me look eviler.
No, it makes you look dumber.
Yeah, that thing should be
Called a nastee.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
I got one! I got one!
Okay, wait.
You should give that back to the
Goat you stole it from.
Please, man, you are
Hopeless.
You know, I bet the negative
Numbuh 2 is really funny.
[ Laughter ]
Silence!
I'm supposed to be torturing you
Guys here.
Believe me, that peach fuzz
Is t*rture.
[ Laughter ]
Guards, bring me my toys!
I'm going to dump four of you
Into my broccoli mines, but one
Lucky kid won't have to go.
To decide who, each of you will
Be given a w*apon and armor and
Then taken to the arena to
Battle against one another.
Ha! Hoo! Ha! Ha!
The winner will have the honor
Of becoming my bestest personal
Bodyguard.
But, sir, I'm your bestest
Personal bodyguard.
Shut up, you.
This is my world, and I'll use
You until I'm done with you!
So, who wants to battle for a
Get-out-of-jail-free card, huh?!
You don't get it, do you,
Goat-boy?
Not one of us would ever join up
With someone who rules by fear.
Aaah!
At least I do rule!
Send these pathetic losers to
The mines!
Eee!
You don't have to do as he
Says, negative numbuh 86.
You're nicer than this.
I can tell.
You don't know what he's
Capable of.
And once he controls the kids
From your world, he'll be
Unstoppable.
All the more reason to stop
Him now.
What's taking them so long
Over there?
Those idiots are looking at a
One-way trip to the broccoli
Mines if they don't set up this
Portal before adult swim.
Finally!
[ Bubbling ]
Someone's coming!
[ Coughing ]
My greatest warriors...
Defeated?
But that's unpossible!
Unless...
Okay, numbuh 4.
You took care of those
D.n. Creeps easily.
You can do this.
[ Inhales deeply ]
Ugh!
[ Screaming ]
Cannonball!
Oh, ugh!
Huh? Positive numbuh 4?
As in positively gonna kick
Your butt.
Well, I must be a genius,
'Cause you're an idiot to come
Here.
You're completely surrounded by
My troops.
Well, if you're my opposite,
Then that makes you a coward!
What?
What did he say?
I don't know.
Uh... I don't know what you're
T-t-t-talking about.
I don't use a bunch of
Bullies to protect me.
I-i'm n-n-not afraid of you.
Oh, yeah? Prove it!
No! Guards! Open fire!
No!
I don't know about you kids, but
I'm tired of this... Tired of
Being afraid, tired of cowering,
Tired of pretending what I'm
Doing isn't wrong.
I want to pretend... To be a
Pretty princess instead!
She's definitely numbuh 86's
Opposite.
I want to pet my very own
Pony.
Yeah, I want to ride my bike.
And play video games.
Eat candy!
What?
Negatives 1, 2, 3, and 5, don't
Just stand there.
Do something!
Check it out,
Negative numbuh 5, a coward
With a goatee.
[ Chuckles ]
Either there's a farm around
Here, or you stink!
[ Laughter ]
That's not funny.
That's not funny at all.
I'll show you.
I'll take over your world, and
You'll be sorry.
You'll all be sorry!
[ Laughs evilly ]
Ya! Whoo-hoo!
I guess we've got more in
Common with you than we thought.
Still, why did you let
Negative numbuh 4 go to your
World?
Oh, I got a feeling he won't
Like it there.
[ Bubbling ]
A new world.
A whole new world to conquer!
I think this is gonna be a
Positive experience for me.
[ Laughs evilly ]
Oh!
Get off my friend's world!
Ya-ow! Ugh!
Oh!
Oh, crud.
So, have a great time at your
Broccoli mine, shorty.
So, how can we help you
Guys, eizzil?
You guys have done enough
Already.
Now that kids aren't afraid of
That bully anymore, it's up to
Us to make this world a better
Place for everyone.
It'll be hard work, but we
Can do it.
Together: together!
Sorry we're late, dudes, but we
Were just making some new
Friends.
Come on, y'all.
Let's get out of here before
People start hugging and junk.
Oh, wally, I was so proud of
You.
You can swim now.
Hey, yeah, I guess I can.
[ Laughter ]
Well, eizzil, that was a real
Adventure.
Hey, your eyes have changed.
They look beautiful now.
Oh, positive nigey!
Huh?
[ Growls ]
Bye!
Hmph!
Pull the plug!
[ Straining ]
Come on, guys, we've got work
To do.
Now this is what I call a
Pool party.
♪ Na, na, na, na ♪
♪ Buried in the sand ♪
♪ Ah, la, la, la ♪
♪ Buried in the sand ♪
♪ Yeah, da-na, na-na-na-na ♪
♪ Buried in the sand ♪
♪ Ba, ba-ba-ba-ba ♪
♪ Day and night in the sand ♪
♪ Ba, na-na-na ♪
♪ Where did they all go? ♪
♪ Ba, ba-ba-ba ♪
♪ Then I am all alone ♪
♪ Buried in the sand ♪
♪ Whoo, whoo, whoo ♪
♪ Buried in the sand ♪
♪ Night and day ♪
♪ I'm buried in the, buried ♪
04x04 - Operation P.O.O.L.
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Show revolves around a group of five 10-year-old kids (later retconned to be varying ages), using codenames Numbuhs 1 through 5, who are the main home operatives of what is known as Sector V, which is part of a worldwide espionage-style organization called the Kids Next Door.
Show revolves around a group of five 10-year-old kids (later retconned to be varying ages), using codenames Numbuhs 1 through 5, who are the main home operatives of what is known as Sector V, which is part of a worldwide espionage-style organization called the Kids Next Door.