04x04 - Operation P.O.O.L.

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Codename: Kids Next Door". Aired: December 6, 2002 – January 21, 2008.*
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Show revolves around a group of five 10-year-old kids (later retconned to be varying ages), using codenames Numbuhs 1 through 5, who are the main home operatives of what is known as Sector V, which is part of a worldwide espionage-style organization called the Kids Next Door.
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04x04 - Operation P.O.O.L.

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[ Doorbell rings ]

Come in.

Together: pool party!

[ Sighs ]

So, son, your pals are here

To try out the new pool, eh?

Don't let them have all the fun,

Okay?

Dad!

How can I have fun in a pool if

I can't swim?!

You kooky koala, everyone

Loves pools!

Now, if you'll excuse me, I've

Got to get to my second job.

Pools don't come cheap, you

Know.

[ Whistles ]

[ Sighs ]

[ Laughter ]

Come on in, numbuh 4.

The water's fine.

Oh, why can't we go to the

Beach where I could at least

Bury myself in the sand or

Something?

Hey, guys, sorry we're late.

I was checking on some weird

Negatronic readings in the

Sector, and, well, lizzie

Couldn't decide what to wear.

So, what do you think?

Oh, why didn't you wear the

Pink one?

Ow!

Don't get her started, girl.

Oh, you don't think it's too

Much, do you?

No? Yes? No? Yes?

[ Sighs ]

I kind of like it.

But then again, maybe it is too

Froofilly.

Oh, nigey, I want to go home and

Change.

This suit makes my elbows look

Fat.

[ Gasping ]

Oh! Aah! Aah!

[ Coughing ]

Ugh! Ah.

Where?

Where am i?

Lizzie?

Is that you?

[ Laughter ]

Lizzie, wait up!

[ Panting ]

Lizzie!

Wh-where are you going?

[ Panting ]

Lizzie!

Stop!

[ Gasps ]

Where... Where am i?

Right where I want you.

Hey, you're not lizzie!

Huh? Very clever, nigel.

But not clever enough.

Whoa!

Ugh! Ugh.

Huh?

[ Straining ]

So, how did you figure out I

Wasn't really your stupid

Girlfriend?

When I look into lizzie's

Eyes, I can tell she's not a

Jerk.

Now, where is she?!

Hmph!

Aah!

Lizzie!

Nigey!

Oh, nigey, what is this place?

What's going on here?

Maybe her ex-boyfriend can

Explain.

How did you... Ugh!

Very well.

Get out here, you troll!

But eizzil, the supreme

Leader said to stay hidden.

There's no point in hiding

Now that positive numbuh 1 knows

Who we are, jelly for brains!

Nigey?

No, this is negative

Numbuh 1, one of our reverse

Counterparts.

Numbuh 4's pool must have opened

A portal to a reflective world,

An upside-down world.

A perfect world!

Where adults play, and kids do

All the work.

Except for us, of course.

For we are the destructively

Nefarious kids!

Whose dumb idea was all this?

Yours or your leader's?

Um... Uh... I... I could be

Leader if... If I wanted to.

Yeah, right.

You... You shut up, you

Dummy-head.

I know you are, but what am

I?

You're a... Uh... A big

Dummy-head.

Silence!

Maybe this will get you to show

Us a little respect!

Destructively nefarious

Kids... S.p.l.a.t.t.l.e....

Smart-alecky prisoner

Lobotomizing apparatus

Terrifyingly tortures loser

Enemy.

[ Whirring ]

[ Whimpering ]

[ Laughs ]

[ Shouting indistinctly ]

Aah!

Together: [ gasp ]

The little traitor dudes for

Children's defense!

Together: there's not much

Time, dudes.

Your world's, like, totally in

Terrible danger.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Get away from my nigey!

All right, lizzie!

Ahhh!

[ Groans ]

Together: come on, dudes.

We don't have much time before

he shows up.

They... They hug!

That's so...

[ Groans ]

[ Sputters, spits ]

[ Gasps ]

They'll pay for this!

They'll pay!

Ah, stop being a baby.

What are we gonna do when he

Finds out?

Finds out what?

Uh... The... Prisoners...

Escaped with the help of the

Little traitor dudes for

Children's defense, sir.

I-i'm sorry, leader, sir.

I'll recapture them.

I promise.

Yeah, me too.

Quiet!

You are one misstep away from

The broccoli mines, eizzil.

Hey, negative numbuh 1 messed

Up as bad as me!

That's no fair!

I know.

Now get into your positions.

The plan must continue as

Scheduled!

Together: yes, sir.

[ Panting ]

What the...

Nigey... This... This world is

Terrible!

[ Gasps ]

It's the dnk!

[ Both gasp ]

How come everyone's afraid of

Us?

Together: quick, dudes, into

Our mansion!

Daddy, we're home!

[ Both gasp ]

Oh, thank heavens, children.

I was so worried about my wee,

Little munchkins, you pretty,

Little...

Together: daddy, these little

Dudes are, like, totally from

The other side!

[ Gasps ]

From where kids are free?

Well, more free than here,

That's for sure.

What happened to this world?

Oh, it's the destructively

Nefarious kids!

[ Thunder crashes ]

They despise other children so

Much, they have forced them to

Do all the work.

Kids are the garbage collectors,

Tv repairmen, and even lawyers!

They work and work while adults

Sit around eating candy and

Playing new video games,

Demanding bigger allowances.

My darling children do their

Best to stop them, but it's...

Well, it's just... It's not

Enough.

[ Crying ]

That's horrible!

We have to help you.

Together: no way, dude.

You gotta totally get back to

Your world.

If the dnk have opened the

Portal, it means something

Terrible is about to go down.

[ Screaming ]

Aah! We're being att*cked!

Hide like cowards. Yes.

[ Indistinct shouting ]

[ Straining ]

Together: you dudes gotta get

Out of here.

Whoa!

I don't know how to thank you

Guys.

Together: we'll hold them

Off, dude.

Now go!

All right, dudes and dudettes,

Let's rock!

Ugh! Come on. Hurry!

[ Panting ]

I didn't think we'd get out of

That one.

You haven't.

By order of the one supreme

Ultra dnk leader, welcome to the

Worst day of your lives.

Follow my lead.

What is your problem, soldier?

How dare you interrupt my

Top-secret mission for the

Supreme leader?

What do you think he'll do to

You when he hears you tried to

Stop negative numbuh 1 from

Doing his job?

Uh... But... Uh.

You can't fool me.

We're supposed to be on the

Lookout for positive numbuh 1

And his girlfriend, and I say

That's you two.

Well, I say I'm negative 1 on

Urgent dnk business for the

Supreme leader himself.

So, maybe you're right.

Maybe you're wrong.

But do you really want to take

That chance?

[ Stutters ]

Come on, I don't have all

Day!

Yes... Eizzil?

Stand down. Stand down.

Sorry about the hold up.

[ Chuckles nervously ]

That's more like it.

Walk... Walk... Okay, run.

[ Panting ]

There it is.

Nigey, we made it!

Yeah, I'm proud of you,

Lizzie.

You did a great job back there.

Oh, thanks.

[ Giggles ]

Ready?

Yeah.

Together: 1... 2... Huh?

Numbuh 1? Lizzie?

Where are you guys?

[ Bubbling ]

Hey, something's coming up!

[ Speaking indistinctly ]

[ Gasping ]

[ Cheering ]

[ Coughing ]

Are you okay, numbuh 1?

Oh, yeah. I'm fine.

I'm just... Fine!

[ Laughs evilly ]

Are you sure you're okay,

Numbuh 1?

I feel great.

Your pool is most invigorating.

Here, numbuh 4.

Try it for yourself.

Hey, whoa! Whoa!

Oh, no, you don't.

Cut it out.

Yeah, that ain't cool.

I don't wanna!

Uh... Hey, I was only kidding.

So what?

Yeah, friends don't do that.

He said he was kidding.

Yeah, well, it ain't funny.

You know numbuh 4 can't swim.

Well... Say, why don't you ask

Numbuh 4 to help you with those

Negatronic doohickeys you were

Talking about, huh, nigey?

What are you... Oh, right!

Come on, numbuh 4.

Let's go to your tree... Uh...

Uh... The tree house.

[ Chuckles ]

What was that all about?

[ Bubbling ]

Oh, man!

Numbuh 2!

But i-i didn't.

Whoa!

Aah!

Eee!

I don't get it, numbuh 1.

Why are we dismantling

Numbuh 2's energy-enhancement

Grid?

Well, 'cause that's what the

Leader told us to do, and it's

Not smart to anger him.

What?

Uh...

[ Clears throat ]

I think what numbuh 1 means is

That it has something to do with

These negatronic ion thingies,

Right?

Oh, right, right.

What eizzil said.

Lizzie.

I mean lizzie.

Thanks, eizzil, that was so

Close.

Hmm.

Ah.

[ Smacks lips ]

Makes sense to me.

Together: whew!

So, you want me to set these

Up by the city pool, right?

Sorry we're late.

Oh, hi, numbuh 3. Huh?

[ Gasps ]

Wait a second!

You're not kuki.

You're some kind of nega-version

Of numbuh 3.

I thought you said he was the

Stupid one.

They can tell who people are

In this world by looking at

Their eyes.

It's called being a friend.

Yeah, like operatives have

Friends.

[ Laughter ]

Uh...

[ Chuckles nervously ]

Hey, we don't need the runt

Anymore.

Let's take him out.

That'd be cool, right guys?

[ Laughs ]

Shut up!

Man, she is so annoying.

Listen up, shorty.

I don't like you, but you've got

Spunk.

So, I'm gonna make an offer

You'd be stupid to refuse.

You help us open a portal from

Your world to the nega-verse

Using your city pool so we can

Grab every kid swimming in your

World and force them to work in

Ours.

Then we'll move on to the next

Pool and the next and the next

Until all your world's kids are

Ours to do with as the leader

Pleases.

Or you can spend the rest of

Your life in the mines digging

Out broccoli with your bare

Hands.

[ Laughs evilly ]

Let me get this straight.

You want me to betray my buddies

So I can work for you?!

[ Thud ]

You must be from another world.

You... You can't talk back

To... To negative numbuh 3 like

That.

I mean it.

Well, what are you waiting

For, princess?!

Let's dance.

[ Screaming ]

[ Groaning ]

Why are you doing this?

[ Laughs evilly ]

A simple reason, really.

I'm evil!

Ew! What is that?!

Oh, this? It's my goatee.

It makes me look eviler.

No, it makes you look dumber.

Yeah, that thing should be

Called a nastee.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!

I got one! I got one!

Okay, wait.

You should give that back to the

Goat you stole it from.

Please, man, you are

Hopeless.

You know, I bet the negative

Numbuh 2 is really funny.

[ Laughter ]

Silence!

I'm supposed to be torturing you

Guys here.

Believe me, that peach fuzz

Is t*rture.

[ Laughter ]

Guards, bring me my toys!

I'm going to dump four of you

Into my broccoli mines, but one

Lucky kid won't have to go.

To decide who, each of you will

Be given a w*apon and armor and

Then taken to the arena to

Battle against one another.

Ha! Hoo! Ha! Ha!

The winner will have the honor

Of becoming my bestest personal

Bodyguard.

But, sir, I'm your bestest

Personal bodyguard.

Shut up, you.

This is my world, and I'll use

You until I'm done with you!

So, who wants to battle for a

Get-out-of-jail-free card, huh?!

You don't get it, do you,

Goat-boy?

Not one of us would ever join up

With someone who rules by fear.

Aaah!

At least I do rule!

Send these pathetic losers to

The mines!

Eee!

You don't have to do as he

Says, negative numbuh 86.

You're nicer than this.

I can tell.

You don't know what he's

Capable of.

And once he controls the kids

From your world, he'll be

Unstoppable.

All the more reason to stop

Him now.

What's taking them so long

Over there?

Those idiots are looking at a

One-way trip to the broccoli

Mines if they don't set up this

Portal before adult swim.

Finally!

[ Bubbling ]

Someone's coming!

[ Coughing ]

My greatest warriors...

Defeated?

But that's unpossible!

Unless...

Okay, numbuh 4.

You took care of those

D.n. Creeps easily.

You can do this.

[ Inhales deeply ]

Ugh!

[ Screaming ]

Cannonball!

Oh, ugh!

Huh? Positive numbuh 4?

As in positively gonna kick

Your butt.

Well, I must be a genius,

'Cause you're an idiot to come

Here.

You're completely surrounded by

My troops.

Well, if you're my opposite,

Then that makes you a coward!

What?

What did he say?

I don't know.

Uh... I don't know what you're

T-t-t-talking about.

I don't use a bunch of

Bullies to protect me.

I-i'm n-n-not afraid of you.

Oh, yeah? Prove it!

No! Guards! Open fire!

No!

I don't know about you kids, but

I'm tired of this... Tired of

Being afraid, tired of cowering,

Tired of pretending what I'm

Doing isn't wrong.

I want to pretend... To be a

Pretty princess instead!

She's definitely numbuh 86's

Opposite.

I want to pet my very own

Pony.

Yeah, I want to ride my bike.

And play video games.

Eat candy!

What?

Negatives 1, 2, 3, and 5, don't

Just stand there.

Do something!

Check it out,

Negative numbuh 5, a coward

With a goatee.

[ Chuckles ]

Either there's a farm around

Here, or you stink!

[ Laughter ]

That's not funny.

That's not funny at all.

I'll show you.

I'll take over your world, and

You'll be sorry.

You'll all be sorry!

[ Laughs evilly ]

Ya! Whoo-hoo!

I guess we've got more in

Common with you than we thought.

Still, why did you let

Negative numbuh 4 go to your

World?

Oh, I got a feeling he won't

Like it there.

[ Bubbling ]

A new world.

A whole new world to conquer!

I think this is gonna be a

Positive experience for me.

[ Laughs evilly ]

Oh!

Get off my friend's world!

Ya-ow! Ugh!

Oh!

Oh, crud.

So, have a great time at your

Broccoli mine, shorty.

So, how can we help you

Guys, eizzil?

You guys have done enough

Already.

Now that kids aren't afraid of

That bully anymore, it's up to

Us to make this world a better

Place for everyone.

It'll be hard work, but we

Can do it.

Together: together!

Sorry we're late, dudes, but we

Were just making some new

Friends.

Come on, y'all.

Let's get out of here before

People start hugging and junk.

Oh, wally, I was so proud of

You.

You can swim now.

Hey, yeah, I guess I can.

[ Laughter ]

Well, eizzil, that was a real

Adventure.

Hey, your eyes have changed.

They look beautiful now.

Oh, positive nigey!

Huh?

[ Growls ]

Bye!

Hmph!

Pull the plug!

[ Straining ]

Come on, guys, we've got work

To do.

Now this is what I call a

Pool party.

♪ Na, na, na, na ♪

♪ Buried in the sand ♪

♪ Ah, la, la, la ♪

♪ Buried in the sand ♪

♪ Yeah, da-na, na-na-na-na ♪

♪ Buried in the sand ♪

♪ Ba, ba-ba-ba-ba ♪

♪ Day and night in the sand ♪

♪ Ba, na-na-na ♪

♪ Where did they all go? ♪

♪ Ba, ba-ba-ba ♪

♪ Then I am all alone ♪

♪ Buried in the sand ♪

♪ Whoo, whoo, whoo ♪

♪ Buried in the sand ♪

♪ Night and day ♪

♪ I'm buried in the, buried ♪
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