03x29 - Highway Star, Part 2 / Highway Go Go, Part 2

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Josu: I swear I'll save you, so wait for me, Rohan!

Josu: So it learned my scent?

Josu: It's going to chase me forever,

JoJo-main: ,and as soon as it touches me, it'll suck out my nutrients?

Josu: Yes!

Josu: That thing can't go faster than km/h!

Josu: This bike'll have no problem beating that.

Josu: But how am I supposed to find the user?

Josu: I guess I'll sort out everything I know about him first.

Josu: First, why did he set up a trap inside the tunnel?

Josu: It would have been easier to ambush us from the roadside.

Josu: Second, I think there's more to his sucking out nutrients.

Josu: There's got to be a reason for that tunnel.

Josu: I've got to check out that tunnel!

JoJo-main: ,I need information about the Futatsumori Tunnel!

Josu: Koichi!

Josu: I need to call Koichi and have him use Reverb to find the user!

Mom: Now, now. What's the matter? There, there...

Josu: All right. There should be plenty of distance between us now.

Josu: Where's my card?

Josu: Y-You can't be serious!

Josu: Why'd it suddenly appear?

Josu: I ran away at km/h, and it was going km/h.

Josu: Even doing simple math,

JoJo-main: ,it should have taken another two minutes to get here.

Josu: That thing is a Stand.

Josu: It can appear and disappear freely...

Jsu: He managed to make it appear somewhere near where I am,

Josu: and now it's going to accurately

Josu: attack me by following my scent!

Josu: S-Sixty kilometers...

Josu: Wh-What?!

Josu: ! A baby carriage!

Mom: What's the matter with you? You're so fussy...

Josu: If I slow down, I'm gonna die.

Josu: Rohan will die, as well.

JoJo-main: ,Sorry, but I'm gonna have to ride through.

Josu: I have to just bust through!

Josu: But, Shining Diamond!

Josu: Fix.

Josu: Good!

Josu: I'll never be able to make a phone call like this!

Boss: Listen up, Yoshioka.

Boss: In one minute,

JoJo-announcertop: ,you will receive a very important call on your phone.

Boss: This is a deal worth one billion!

Boss: You'd better not mess this up!

Boss: I'm counting on you, Yoshioka!

Yoshi: Y-Yes, sir! Please leave it to me.

Josu: This is it! This cell phone!

Josu: It just happened to show up at the perfect time. Lucky me!

Yosh: I will do my absolute best!

Josu: Talk about a silver lining!

JoJo-overlap,Yosh: Hello?

Yoh: Huh?

Yosh: Gah! One billion yen!

Josu: Did that happen when I grabbed it?

Josu: My silver lining just broke!

Girl: If you hate me, just hang up on me!

Guy: H-How can you say that, Minayo?

Guy: Say it! Ask her to marry you!

Guy: Minayo, will you m-marry—

Jojo: Man, I think I might be lucky today.

Girl: Huh? What? What is it, Akira?

Jojo: Talk about good timing!

Koi: Hello, Hirose residence.

Josu: Koichi!

Josu: So that's what's happening.

Josu: If I don't find the user, I'm gonna get k*lled.

Josu: I think it's a guy who has some kind of

JoJo-announcer: ,obsession or grudge with that tunnel.

Josu: Are there any incidents involving that tunnel?

Koi: Th-There is. It's in the paper from two days ago.

Koi: I saw the news on TV, too.

Koi: Some thug on a motorcycle was driving drunk

JoJo-main: ,and crashed into the tunnel's entrance.

Koi: John Doe is unconscious and in critical condition with injuries all over his body.

JoJo-main: ,He's undergoing intensive care at Budogaoka Hospital now.

Josu: Sounds like he's a victim of the Stand, too.

JoJo-main: ,Anyone else?

Koi: W-Wait a sec.

JoJo-main: ,When I saw the scene of the accident on TV, there was blood all over.

Koi: Th-That Stand is one that sucks up nutrients, right?

Koi: This sounds like a different injury.

Koi: Isn't it possible that the John Doe

JoJo-main: ,who's in critical condition could be the Stand user?

Josu: He needs nutrients from other people to heal himself...

Josu: What? I-It's the ocean!

Josu: If I keep going straight, I'll be in trouble!

Josu: I need to turn somewhere, or I'm gonna plunge into the ocean!

Josu: That corner!

JoJo-main: ,I'll have to take it going more than km/h!

Koi: Hello? Josuke? What's wrong?

Josu: Koichi! Keep me on the line. Don't hang up!

Josu: Here I go, !

Josu: Crap! I might crash!

Josu: No.

Josu: I can do this right now.

Josu: I can make this turn. I will make this turn, !

Josu: Yes! I made the turn!

Josu: Did you see how I hung in there?! Take that!

Josu: Wh-What?!

Josu: The ocean's on this side, too!

Sign: No Entry

JoJo-main: ,It's Morioh Harbor!

Josu: Shining Diamond!

Josu: Now for the crumbled wall...

Josu: Fix it!

Josu: Th-That was close...

Josu: It was trying to head straight toward me,

JoJo-main: ,so it couldn't see this wall.

Josu: Like a mosquito that can't see a screen, it's following me by scent alone.

Josu: It doesn't have the ability to think or plan its attacks.

Josu: Its only goal is to take nutrients from me.

Josu: The theory that this guy's the critically injured patient makes sense.

Josu: Everything fits together.

Koi: Josuke!

Josu: Koichi, the hospital!

JoJo-main: ,That John Doe must be the Stand user!

Josu: Find out his name for me.

Koi: Got it.

Josu: But, man, this situation is heavy...

Josu: H-How am I supposed to get out of this?

Dad: How far did he go? That littleJosuke...

Dad: When this arrow wanted to pierce a motorcycle thug

JoJo-main: ,who was about to die after an accident,

Dad: I was wondering what the hell it was thinking, but...

JoJo-main: ,This is amazing! Just amazing!

Dad: Who would have thought he would create this amazing Highway Go Go?

Dad: A Stand ability is all about the user's mental strength!

Dad: The hungrier someone is, the stronger they are!

Dad: No one can defeat the power of a man so hungry to heal his own injuries.

Dad: But I really would have loved to see Josuke die!

Josu: What should I do? What should I do?

Josu: A culvert!

Josu: I'm glad I found a culvert that drains into the ocean,

Josu: but it just keeps getting closer and closer.

Josu: H-How am I going to get out of here?

Josu: Wh-Which way should I go?

Josu: Um... The ocean is behind me,

JoJo-main: ,which means it's also to my right.

Josu: The ocean is definitely bad news.

Josu: The left is the way I came from... I think.

Josu: Wh-Which way do I go now?

Josu: I think the left might be the ocean, but if I go to the right...

Josu: Th-There's the middle, too...

Josu: Wh-What's happening?

Josu: I'm pressing the gas, but the speed keeps dropping...

Josu: I-Is it breaking down?

Josu: Wh-What?! It's not broken?

Josu: Then why am I losing speed?

JoJo-main: ,I'm gonna stop!

Josu: I-It's coming!

Josu: Could it be...

Josu: Am I out of gas?

Josu: Man, don't scare me like that.

JoJo-main: ,I'm just out of gas...

Josu: Then there's no problem at all.

Josu: I thought it was some

JoJo-main: ,major malfunction that even Shining Diamond couldn't fix.

Josu: This isn't a problem.

Josu: There'll be no problem escaping this.

Josu: Still no problem.

Josu: I can fix this with no problem.

JoJo-main: ,And the motorcycle, too, of course.

Josu: I can't get too relaxed since that thing teleports,

Josu: but gasoline is not a problem.

Josu: But it seems

Josu: that I do have a problem after all...

Josu: I'm lost!

Josu: Wh-Which way is the hospital?

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Signtop: Hi

Signtop: Hig

Signtop: High

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Signtop: Highwa

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Signtop: Highway G

Signtop: Highway Go

Signtop: Highway Go G

Signtop: Highway Go Go

Sign: BudogaokaGeneral Hospital

Koi: Pardon me. I'm in a huge hurry.

Koi: I'd like to know which room the young man who caused

JoJo-main: ,the motorcycle accident at Futatsumori Tunnel is in.

Koi: What's his room number?

Ko: Please tell me!

Nurse: Now, listen...

Nurse: Can you not see what's written there?

Koi: Huh?

Sign: Visiting hours are over for the day

Nurse: If you need an eye exam,

JoJo-main: ,you can come in after : AM tomorrow.

Koi: Um, I'm not actually here to visit him.

Koi: But there's a reason I need to know his name!

Koi: Please, tell me!

Nurse: Didn't you hear me tell you to go home?

Nurse: Worthless brats like you are such a bother.

Nurse: You seem pretty short for a motorcycle g*ng member.

Nurse: Do your feet even reach the ground?

Nurse: Ah.

Koi: Act ...

Rev: Okay, Master! Let's k*ll da h*!

Rev: Beeetch!

Nurse: O-Oh, no!

Nure: That was close...

JoJo-main: ,These medicines costs , yen a bottle.

Nurse: Huh?

Nurse: They're heavy?!

Nurse: They're going to fall!

Nurse: Hey, you! Help me! Hold me up!

Koi: Um, by "Hey, you!" did you mean me?

Nurs: Yes! Who else is here?! This is really heavy!

Koi: Well, yeah, but still...

Koi: You did just tell me to go home.

Koi: Not to mention, I'm so short, I don't know if I can reach.

Koi: Are you going to get in trouble with your boss if those break?

Koi: Then you're going to be like, "Oh my gah!" Isn't it?

Nurse: All right, fine! I'll tell you!

Nurse: He's in room !

JoJo-main: ,Yuya Fungami is in .

Nurse: Take that elevator to the fifth floor!

Nurse: Huh?

Koi: Josuke!

Josu: Koichi...

Josu: Did you find out where he is, Koichi?

Koi: Room ! His name is Yuya Fungami!

JoJo-main: ,It's room !

Josu: Thanks, Koichi!

Koi: It's on the fifth floor! Hurry and get into the elevator!

Josu: Sh-..

Josu: I-It just keeps coming in!

Josu: Koichi! Reverb Act !

Josu: You really are a guy I can count on. Thanks, Koichi!

Koi: But Freeze can only attack one place at a time.

Koi: The rest of them are following Josuke!

Josu: There it is! Room !

Josu: I'm finally here!

Josu: The vent!

Josu: You!

JoJo-main: ,It's only a few more meters to the room...

Josu: This distance is a pain!

JoJo-main: ,I'm just gonna cut through and kick your a*s!

Josu: !

JoJo-main: ,I'm going to get there, no matter what!

JoJo-main: ,I'm going to get there

Josu: and kick your a*s...

Ake: Who is that brat?

Yosh: This is Yu's room!

Rei: Don't mistake it for your own, you foolishass!

Yu: Don't worry about him.

Yu: You okay?

Yu: I thought it had been a while

JoJo-main: ,since I got nutrients from that first guy in the tunnel, but...

Yu: So you're the second one I've been chasing around, huh?

Yu: I'm surprised you really made it here.

JoJo-main: ,I'm a little shocked, actually.

Yosh: Yu, you know this guy?

Yu: Huh?

Yu: Nah, I don't know him, and I don't give a

Yu: Great job, Highway Go Go.

Yu: I've healed up quite a bit.

Yu: If I can get nutrients from two or three more guys with abilities like his,

Yu: I'll be fully recovered.

Ake: Hey!

Yosh: We told you not to lay your lazy a*s down there!

Yu: And I just told you not to worry about him!

Yu: More importantly, come over here and give me some attention.

Yu: Little ol' me can't even move yet.

Yu: I really have to take a piss. My bladder's super full.

Rei: Ooh! That's my job!

Yosh: We promised we'd all take turns doing that!

Yosh: It's my turn this time!

Ake: What? No, it's me!

Yu: I don't care who it is.

JoJo-main: ,Just hurry up and bring the urine bottle and help me go.

Yosh: Okay!

Ake: Then I'll...

Yu: Hey, Akemi.

Yu: That peach is rotten.

JoJo-main: ,Peel a different one.

Ake: How can you tell it's rotten?

Yu: Why? Because it reeks.

Yu: It totally smells rotten.

Ake: From over there?

Yu: You've got a point.

JoJo-main: ,I think my nose suddenly got much more sensitive.

Ake: Oh, you're right... It really is rotten.

Yu: One of you three is on your period, right?

Yu: Am I wrong? Someone's on her period, right?

Girl: Huh?

Yu: Ha, so it's you, Yoshie!

Yu: Looks like I was right.

JoJo-main: ,And one of you is also really annoyed right now, huh?

Yu: When you get mad or excited, your body releases adrenaline,

Yu: and I can smell it.

Yu: What are you mad about? Is it you, Reiko?

Rei: Huh? I'm not mad.

Yosh: We're all really happy that you're feeling better, Yu.

Ake: Yeah, we're super happy!

Ake: There's no reason for any of us to be mad.

Yu: Hey, hey, something's not right.

Yu: It totally reeks of someone being annoyed.

Yu: Don't lie to me.

JoJo-main: ,Which one of you is mad?

Josu: It's me!

Josu: I'm the one who reeks of all that adrenaline!

Yu: Impossible!

JoJo-main: ,You should be completely dried up by now!

Yu: How are you standing?

Josu: That's because...

Yu: You were drinking my IV fluid?

Josu: It wasn't much, but I replenished myself.

Josu: Release Rohan, the guy you're holding c*ptive in the tunnel!

Yu: You fool!

JoJo-main: ,Highway Go Go still remembers your scent!

Girls: Yu!

Josu: You three, don't move!

Josu: My name is Josuke Higashikata.

Josu: My Stand's name is Shining Diamond.

Josu: Though its target range is small,

JoJo-main: ,it can throw punches faster thana h*-hum speed like km/h.

Josu: I've never actually measured it,

JoJo-main: ,but if it gets closer, it can go about km/h.

Yu: Hey, stop! Wait!

Yu: M-My spine is still broken.

JoJo-main: ,My arms and legs are still broken and I'm bedridden.

Yu: I'm critically injured!

Yu: And you're saying that you're going to hurt pitiful ol' me?

yu: All right, my bad. I'll free the guy in the tunnel.

Yu: I think he's still alive.

Yu: If you replenish his nutrients, I think he'll live...

Yu: S-So...

Yu: You wouldn't do something as cowardly as kicking

JoJo-main: ,an injured person's a*s, would you?

Yu: That's not something a man would do!

Girls: Yeah! That's cowardly!

Josu: Oh, I see.

JoJo-main: ,It's true that I probably wouldn't feel too great if

JoJo-main: ,I kicked an injured person's a*s.

Josu: It's definitely not manly, and it pains my heart.

Yu: Right? The guilt will stick with you forever if you kick my a*s.

Josu: I thought about that, so I already fixed you.

Yu: Huh?!

Yu: Eh?

Josu: Can you move?

JoJo-main: ,You can, right?

JoJo-main: ,Your wounds are all healed up, aren't they?

Yu: Th-They are...

Josu: Right.

Josu: I figured if I fixed you up first,

Josu: it wouldn't be cowardly at all, would it?

Nar: Yuya Fungami continues his hospital stay.

Nar: If he ever tries to use Highway Go Go again to try to heal himself,

Nar: Josuke threatens to kick his a*s over and over.

Josu: I feel so refreshed.

Josu: I feel like it's New Year's morning

JoJo-main: ,after I just put on a fresh pair of underwear.

Girl: Yu!

Nar: However, it's rather enviable that he gets to be nursed

JoJo-internal/narrator: ,back to health by his fangirls.

Nar: Meanwhile, Rohan...

Roha: Josuke Higashikata...

Josu: U-Um, look, Rohan-sensei,

Josu: a lot's happened, but I, uh...

Roha: Why did you heal me?

Josu: Huh?

Roha: You meddlesome brat.

Roha: I would have rather die than be saved by you.

Roha: Not to mention, you stepped into the enemy's trap after I told you to run.

Roha: How stupid can you be?

Josu: Wha—

Roha: Just so you know, I don't consider this a favor I need to return.

Nar: ...apparently still doesn't get along with Josuke.

Nar: Also...

Nar: After all this happened, Koichi Hirose took his dog for a walk.

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Signtop: Hi

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Signtop: Highwa

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Signtop: Highway G

Signtop: Highway Go

Signtop: Highway Go G

Signtop: Highway Go Go

Signbot: Yu

Signbot: Yuya

Signbot: Yuya Fun

Signbot: Yuya Fungami

Shino: Ah, that cat's a British Blue.

Shino: Where'd you come from, little kitty?