01x02 - Pie Bros

[bunniefuu]

What is that?

A birthday gift for cyborg.

I'm drawing him as a dog,

And me as a robot.

Okay, and you think
he's gonna like it?

As his best friend
in the whole world,

I always know
exactly what he wants.

Hey, beast bud. You hungry?

Watch this.

You know,
I kinda feel like having...

- Pie, perhaps?
- How did you know?

It's my job to know.

And 'cause I love pie, too!

When I say "I want"
you say, "pie"

- I want...
- Pie!

- I want...
- Pie!

When I say, "yummy"
you say, "pie"

- Yummy...
- Pie!

- Yummy...
- Pie!

- Apple, peach
- rhubarb, or pear

Any kind, we don't care

- I love pie
- yeah, I love pie

Oh, we love, love, love
love, love pie

(laughs) yeah, dude.
Warm pie.

I need a slice.

Yup, he is gonna love my gift.

(humming)

Time to get our pie on.

You guys really like pie.

Who doesn't?

Ooh, whatcha got there?

Mmm.

Oh, wow, blueberry.

Uh, gross.

Relax, I just washed my hands.

And I've lost my appetite.

The mother mae eye
makes the best pies

In all of jump city.

(angelic music playing)

I wonder what her secret is.

I hear she bakes
people into her pies.

(all laughing)

Someone's been reading
too many fairy tales.

(sighs)

No, I suspect the secret
ingredient is love.

Time we talked about something
really important.

- This guy's birthday!
- (cheering)

Oh, yes.
I have decided to plan

Cyborg's day of birth
festivities myself.

No offense, starfire,

But maybe someone else
should plan this party.

- Oh, please allow me.
- (crunching)

I promise I will learn all
of the proper earth customs.

Well, the party can be lame.

As long as
the presents aren't.

And you best believe I know

Exactly what
my best friend wants.

I bet it's not that new
video game that a certain

Cybernetic organism has been
dropping hints about.

- Video game?
- (shattering)

Ah, it's totally the new game.

The really expensive one.

The one you should know
I can never afford.

Yup, that's what I got you.

And that's why you're
my best friend.

(belching)

(loudly belching)

And that's why you're
my best friend.

But I can't afford the game.

Then get a job, you bum.

I will get a job.

For you,
cyborg window hallucination.

Oh, wow. Bubbles.

(laughs)

And that, ladies and gentlemen
of the jury,

Is why he is guilty beyond
a shadow of a doubt.

- (whispering)
- what?

I'm supposed to be
defending him?

(chuckling nervously)

Oh.

Oh, gross!

Gross, gross, gross!
What's that squiggly thing?

You mean that's what's
inside of people?

(squeals)

Starfire: After much research,

I have decided to hold the
festivities for cyborg here.

That's actually a good choice.

Ooh! I also made
these for the party.

- (meowing)
- (barking)

Robin: Ah, balloon animals.

Correct.

And there will
be a game called,

"pin the tail on the donkey."

Do you think
this spike will be sufficient

For tail-pinning?

Uh, yeah. That's about right.

- (knees knocking)
- (braying)

Hey, you okay, beast boy?

Oh, man!

It's just...
I can't afford the present

That cyborg really wants.

Friends don't care about
how much money you spend.

Just that you
put some thought into it.

(door opens)

Whaddup, titans?

Which reminds me.

Hey, cyborg.
I thought I'd give you

Your birthday gift
a little early.

Your gift to me
is a half drunk soda?

What?

Not expensive enough
for you, fancy pants?

You know, I'd like to think
it's the thought that counts.

(whispering) we cheapos
need to stick together.

(humming)

(vomiting)

(door opens)

(laughing)

Nice hat.

Whew. Comedy gold.

Just trying to make
a few extra bucks

For something important.

Whatever they're paying you,
it's not enough.

(laughing)

(cackling)

Oh!

Oh, my goodness!

Whew!

(laughing)

Oh, my goodness.

Anyways, I'm just
making sure my best friend

Is gonna be at my party.

Not dressed like that,
of course.

About that, uh...

- I have to work Friday.
- What!

It's my birthday.

(stammering) if I don't work,
I can't...

I mean, you won't have...
Look, I just...

I can't be there.

You are making
less sense than usual.

What I'm trying to say
is that I'll be there, but...

I'll be working.

Oh, I see.

So basically, making
a few extra bucks

Is more important
than your pal.

(sobbing) well, do not take
my quivering lip

As a sign of
profound disappointment.

(door closes)

(horn blowing)

(dog barking)

Duck, duck, goose!

(screaming)

- Stop!
- (goose honking)

- Did I get that right?
- That's how I played.

(clinking) I just wanted
to thank you all for coming.

And you know,

Taking time off
from your jobs.

Oops! Speaking of jobs.

Guess someone is gonna
have to pick that up.

Man! I am so clumsy today.

Oh, cleaning crew!

I guess my so-called
best friend

Will have to come over and...

How dumb can you be?

I'm only working here so I can
buy you an expensive present.

I never told you
to get a stupid job!

Well, my hallucination of you
in the store window did.

And the real you
made fun of my pie suit.

(beast boy sobbing)

(roaring)

(roaring)

- Think we should stop them?
- Nah.

This is the first time
I've ever actually

Enjoyed a birthday party.

Oh, wonderful!

Then the celebration
is a great success.

(humming)

I don't think we need
any more pies, granny.

(whirring)

(granny humming)

(granny cackling)

Since you love gifts so much,

Here is what I was gonna
give you!

When I still liked you.

(shouting) this is what
you got me?

I love it! It's well drawn,
and thoughtful!

Thank you!

I knew you would like it. Ha!

(slurping)

Face pie.

Ah, the best kind.

Huh, pie bro.

When I say, "I want"
you say, "pie"

- I want...
- Pie!

- I want...
- Pie!

When I say "yummy"
you say "pie"

- Yummy...
- Pie!

- Yummy...
- Pie!

- Apple, peach
- rhubarb, or pear

Any kind
we don't care

- I love pie
- yeah, I love pie

Oh, we love, love, love
love, love pie

- (laughing)
- man, my pie bro!

Oh, why were we ever fighting?

- I love pie.
- I love you and pie.

Hey, looks like
everyone went home.

Just means more pie for us.

(whistles)

(humming)

Something tells me
I just figured out

What mother mae eye's
secret ingredient is.

- Uh-huh.
- Mmm.

Love.

(choking)

Oh, mmm, yup.

The secret ingredient
is definitely love.

(chewing loudly)

(belching)

Seriously?

Both: What?