In Merry Measure (2022)

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♪ Peace on the Earth

♪ Good will to men

♪ From heaven's
all gracious king ♪

♪ The world
in solemn stillness lay ♪

♪ To hear the angels sing

Thank you all so much
for coming out tonight.

Christmas
is such a special time,

and it's a time to spend
with your loved ones,

which is why I'm so grateful

that you chose to spend it
here with me tonight,

at A Very Darcy Christmas.

I've got one more song for you.

Play "Sugar Rush"!

Um...

And again, I just--
I just want to say

how grateful I am
that you are all here,

and I hope that you will
sing along with this one.

♪ Sugar rush, sugar rush

♪ With every kiss

♪ Lips like licorice

♪ Strawberry-candy kiss

♪ You got me looking for
a sugar fix, sugar fix ♪

♪ Lips like bubblegum

♪ And I gotta get me some

♪ I'm so addicted
I just can't resist ♪

♪ And every time you go away

♪ Your candy-coated kiss
is all I can taste ♪

Oh, thank you for coming.
Thanks so much.

Hey! Younger fans.

That's what we like to see.

Oh, Darcy.
I'm such a huge fan.

Would you mind?

One is for me
and the other is for my friend.

We went to the first-ever

"Very Darcy Christmas"
back when we were kids.

Oh!

Did you enjoy the show?

Tell you what.

Um, I'm going to give you this
for free,

as long as you promise
to play it for your friends.

- Deal?
- Amazing.

Is "Sugar Rush" on there?

Uh, no. It's all new songs.

Still! So great.
Thank you.

Merry Christmas!

I didn't know
they still made CDs.

Hello.

Oh...

♪ With every kiss

♪ Sugar rush, sugar rush...

Hi. Whatcha doing?

Hey, sis.

I just did
"Very Darcy Christmas."

Mm!

Doesn't your agent
usually book that

a little closer to...

you know, Christmas?

Oh, if I still had an agent,
maybe they would have.

Oh...

sorry, I didn't know.

Mm, it's okay,

it happened around
the time of--

well, happened around March.

Yeah, I don't think
I would've cared much

about your agent problems
in March.

You still there?

Yeah! So...

I was calling

because Megan is trying out
for the Herald Angels.

My Herald Angels?

For the Christmas Carol
Competition?

Still perform every year.

Still win
almost every year, too.

They lost some of
their strongest singers--

couple of them
moved out of town--

so they're looking for
a few last-minute replacements,

and Megan's giving it a go.

Oh! That's really exciting.

Well, you could always come
and see for yourself.

Gretchen.

Come on, I know you like
to keep busy this time of year,

but don't you miss
all the fun stuff

we used to do as kids
at Christmas?

Like, hanging stockings

and making gingerbread houses?

I think I would have
a really good time,

and I think that you might, too.

And things have been crazy
at the law firm,

and after the year
that Megan and I have had,

I just think we could use the...

it would be really great
to have the company.

And I could also use help
with the decorating.

You know what?
Let's do it.

Yeah... I'll...

I could use the break.

I'll come in this weekend.

And it'll be really nice

after spending a decade
of Christmases apart.

Decade and a half, actually.

You know, I can still
change my mind.

Hanging up before you can!

I love you.

I love y--

Wait. She... She hung up.

Megan! It's so good to see you.

Hey, Aunt Darcy.

I'll be there
in a minute!

You come in--
I'll bring your suitcase.

Oh, thanks.

That was the last Christmas
before you made it big.

I do not miss
the matching pajamas.

Oh, you are so getting some.

Oh... oh.

I'm sorry, Gretch.

I'm sorry that I haven't
been back since the funeral.

I know it must have been tough,

but I also know

that Craig wouldn't want
you crying on Christmas.

I have a couple weeks
before Christmas.

I just have
to get it out of my system.

I'm really glad you're here.

Anything I can do to help,
just let me know.

Okay.

Oh, Megan, I have
a little something for you...

from my hometown.

Well, your second hometown,

'cause your first hometown
is Dayton, so.

An official New York City
snow globe.

Thanks, Aunt Darcy.

Oh, and don't think
that I forgot about you.

What is it?

New York bagels!

Aww!

These aren't day-olds,
are they?

Ugh. What am I, a monster?

Couldn't you just get some
from the store?

Okay, the best things
about New York City

are your aunt,
and bagels.

I have a surprise
for you later also.

Ooh! Yay!

Is that Tuna-Nuna Casserole?

"Tuna-Nuna"?

This is
your grandmother's famous

tuna-noodle casserole.

When Aunt Darcy was little,

she used to call it
"tuna-nuna!"

Why?

Because I was adorable.

Plate.

Mm!

Oh...

I haven't had
a casserole in forever.

Well, welcome to Ohio.

You don't like
your tuna-nuna?

She's nervous about tomorrow.

I heard you can sing.

I'm really not that good.

She's really good.

Mom!

What?

It's not like your shower
is soundproof, okay?

You sound really great.

What are you singing tomorrow?

Can I hear a little preview?

Um, I'm resting my voice.

Oh... yeah.

Vocal rest... that's smart.

Actually, I think I'm gonna
go to bed, if that's all right.

Goodnight, Aunt Darcy.

Goodnight, Megan.

'Night, Megan.

Craig always used to know
what to say to her.

I feel like every time
I'm trying to build her up,

she just gets annoyed at me.

You're her mom.

She's legally required
to find you annoying.

And isn't it normal
for girls her age

to struggle with confidence?

Yeah. I mean,

you never struggled
with confidence, right?

Me? Come on.

Hey, you've reached Darcy.

Sorry I missed you.

Darcy, Matt Calabrese here
from Gold Vault Records.

Hey, I heard your demo,

and I have so much respect

for any artist
out there hustling,

trying to get herself
back to the top,

but the marketing team doesn't
think it's quite right for us.

But, hey, keep fighting
and keep writing!

I know you'll have another
"Sugar Rush" in no time,

so stay in touch.

Oh, and Merry Christmas!

Morning, sunshine.

I just realized
that we are out of coffee

and is there any chance
I could bribe you

to go on a coffee run?

Sure. I can go
to The Coffee Place.

- Thank you.
- Okay.

- Okay, I love you. Bye!
- Bye.

What is this?

A Minty Christmas
Mega-Mint Latte--

the official beverage
of Christmas.

We drink our coffee black.

Adam.

Sometimes,
to keep the defense honest,

your offense
has to run the option.

It's too early in the morning
for football metaphors.

You can't always
do things the same.

You gotta switch things up
from time to time.

We come to this coffee shop
every morning.

Because the coffee at school
is terrible.

Look. We are officially out of
high school football season

and into Christmas season.

If that doesn't call for a mug
of sugary, minty freshness,

I don't know what does.

There's no way
that this tastes good.

Well, how about we arm wrestle?

If I win,
you try the coffee.

You will rip my arm off.

Then you might as well
try the coffee

and spare yourself the pain.

That's the best coffee
I've ever had in my life.

Sometimes,
you gotta run the option.

Wow.

Ooh. You will never guess
who just walked in.

That's Darcy.

Well, you think
I could get a selfie?

You want to get a selfie
with her?

Why wouldn't I?

She's one of the great
pop vocalists of her generation.

I shouldn't bother her,
let her get a coffee in peace.

Oh, she's looking right at us.

Don't do that!

She waved right back.

Now she's leaving.

And she's smiling.

Aha!

- Thank you.
- Of course.

Cheers.

Cheers. To you.

She's in the zone.

Any idea
what she's singing?

No.

Any idea
how much she's rehearsed?

No.

You know
I can hear you guys, right?

Oh...

Okay.

Hey! I have
to run some errands today.

Figured I would
swing by the school,

see the old stomping grounds...

say hi to any of
the ancient teachers

who may remember
who I am.

You were a pop star.
Everyone knows who you are.

I'm going to ignore the use
of the word "were" there.

Bit of a burn.

Just stop.
- Yeah.

Why don't I pick you up
right after auditions?

We can start the celebration
right away.

Sure.

There you go!

Do your thing.

- Okay. Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.

Good luck! Mwah!

Have a good day.

Thank you. Bye, people.

Bye.

Oh, Principal Dixon!

Darcy!

My goodness,
how lovely to see you.

What brings you here?

Oh, I'm picking up
my niece, Megan.

Of course.

We've been so proud
of your success, Darcy.

Any guess what we play
at prom every year?

"Who Let The Dogs Out"?

"Sugar Rush," of course!

Some of the kids don't know
it's done by an alum,

but the chaperones love it.

Oh, that's... wonderful.

Um, well, I have to go,
but it was so great to see you.

Of course, of course.
Merry Christmas.

Hey, and if you ever want to do
anything for the school--

an assembly, a class...
concert?

- Oh...
- ...Whatever--

my office door's
always open.

- Oh. Good to see you.
- Bye-bye.

Megan? Oh!

What happened?

I got cut.

Oh, I am so sorry.

I just--

I really wanted to sing,

but I got afraid,
you know?

Oh.

I know. Believe me, I know.

Did you at least get

any good feedback
from your teacher?

No, I... I didn't even
get to finish.

He cut me off
before the chorus.

What? He cut you off?

He didn't even let you finish?

Who is this guy?

Of course.

Darcy...

the prodigal child returns.

Adam. Was that you I saw
this morning,

ignoring me
at The Coffee Place?

Not hiding. Just enjoying
a peaceful morning.

You didn't want to say hi
to an old friend?

If I had seen an old friend,
then I would have.

Wait. You two know each other?

We were
in Herald Angels together.

We had what some might call
a friendly rivalry.

Except "rivalry" implies
that I had competition.

Oh!

Why didn't you let Megan
finish her audition?

Okay.

I would think,
as a professional musician,

you would understand
how difficult auditions can be.

And I would think,
as a professional teacher,

you would understand
that these are kids.

Herald Angels
have high standards.

It's nothing personal.

It's about winning.

It's about having fun!

And there's nothing more fun
than winning.

Wow!

After two decades,

you are still
such a piece of work.

Megan... you didn't
do anything wrong.

Okay? You are a hard worker
and a good student.

You just... you lacked
some of the confidence

that the others had.

I didn't want
to waste your time, okay?

You know, when I was your age,

I lost all the top solos
to your aunt,

but I, then, graduated
top of my class,

studied music at Indiana,

and now I am the head
of a music department

that has six consecutive wins
at the Carol Competition.

Slow and steady might not
get you a pop album number-one,

but...

it does win the race.

So, I encourage you
to keep working hard.

Okay?

Darcy.

This has been
an absolute pleasure.

Maybe we could do it again
in, uh... years?

That wasn't good.

She didn't even eat the chili?

Oh, it's serious,
if she didn't want the chili.

I can get a plaintiff
to confess to perjury,

but I can't even
get my own daughter

to talk about her feelings.

You want to give it a try?

Sure.

Megan?

It's your super-cool aunt.

Come in.

Do you want advice
or silent support?

I don't know.

I'm just... I'm mad at myself
for blowing it.

You didn't blow it.

Okay? I know he is your teacher,
but if he cut you off?

Then he doesn't know
what he's doing.

That's not true.
They win every year.

It's Dayton, Ohio.

Okay?
I could win this competition

with three decent singers
and a chimpan--

Do you have any of those
at your school?

Chimps?

Uh, singers.

How many people auditioned
and didn't make it?

I don't know,
four or five?

Are any of them any good?

Yeah, I think so.

Huh.

I'm not kiddin'--
it happened every time!

No way!

Hey, Jim.
You wanted to see me?

Adam. Look who's here!

Darcy was just asking
about the competition.

Of course, she was.

Uh, Principal Dixon,
you asked

if I wanted to get more involved
in the school, right?

Of course! We'd be thrilled.

Oh! Awesome.

I'm starting
a caroling group--

for everyone who didn't
get into the Herald Angels.

That's really nice,

but only one group per school

is allowed to enter
the county competition.

Oh! I actually looked it up
last night,

and the rules clearly state,

that if a school has
two or more groups,

they're allowed
to decide who competes

with a sing-off.

A sing-off?
How wonderful!

I know, right?

You can't be serious.

Two weeks from now,
in the auditorium.

The winning group will sing
at the county competition.

Okay.

Wait. Jim. Jim. Jimbo.

I have won this competition
six years running.

Surely, you can't possibly be
entertaining this...

this insane idea!

A local celebrity
involved with the school?

Sounds like a great idea.

Okay. Fine.

It's a sing-off.

Okay.

I was talking to Megan
on the way home...

somebody's
"Aunt of the Year".

Well, you said

you wanted me to be
more involved with the family.

Yeah, I wanted you to, like,

help hang ornaments on the tree
or play charades.

You didn't see her
sitting there that day, crying.

She cried five times a week,

and that was
before we lost Craig.

She cries at songs, movies,
baby animals on Instagram--

she's a sensitive soul!

Well, so am I.

People have made me cry plenty
in auditions.

It'll be nice to turn the tables
on them for once.

Are you looking for
a win for her,

or are you looking
for a win for you?

Why can't it be both?

Don't bite off
more than you can chew, Darcy.

What if I'm really hungry?

Hey, team!

I'm Darcy, Megan's aunt.

Who here is ready to win?

Not the level of enthusiasm
I was hoping for,

but we can work with it.

Okay, everyone, follow me.

There you go.

♪ ...For yonder breaks

♪ A new and glorious morn'

♪ Fall on your knees

♪ Oh, hear the Angels' voices

Do you hear
the angels' voices, Darcy?

♪ Oh, night divine

We need a rehearsal space.

Sorry,
I-I couldn't hear you

over the award-winning
harmonies.

We need a rehearsal space.

Right. Did I mention

that we have won
six years in a row?

Oh, my goodness, you hadn't
told me that yet today.

I hope my classroom suits you.

Thank you.

♪ Up on the house top

♪ Reindeer pause

♪ Out comes
Good old Santa Claus ♪

♪ Angels we have heard...

♪ [sweetly] Deck the halls
with boughs of Holly ♪

♪ Heaven and nature sing

♪ And heaven and nature sing

♪ Singing
Sweet little things ♪

♪ Deck the halls
With boughs of holly ♪

♪ And heaven
And heaven and nature sing ♪

Okay! Thank you guys for...
doing that.

You...
You really sang those songs.

Um, okay, uh, so, does everybody
know "Joy to the World"?

All right. I just want to see
how you all sound together,

just a simple classic.

Here is your starting note.

Okay?

And three, four...

♪ Joy to the world

♪ The Lord has come

♪ Let Earth receive

♪ Her king

Ahh...

Yay.

Oh, sor-- I didn't realize
you were still here.

I figured I would stay late,
work on some arrangements.

Am I in your way?

In so many ways, yeah.

I'm just trying
to be a good aunt.

No. I-I know.
I respect that. I do.

I also know
that you heard them sing.

Yeah, I did.

And I know that you know
where I was coming from.

Okay, when I was their age,

and I was auditioning
for scary record labels

and executives,

I was just like them.

Difference is,
you were good.

No, the difference is,

somebody gave me a chance.

Kids need to be built up.

Where you see
kids that aren't ready,

I see untapped potential.

I see myself.

You really see yourself
in those kids?

Yeah, I do,

and if you had
given them a chance

and let them
finish their auditions,

maybe you would have
seen it, too.

You know, for the record...

I'm sorry
that I cut them off early.

I thought
I was preventing false hope,

but maybe
that wasn't the right decision.

You've got some great kids
in your group,

some of them take my class,

and I hope you know
what you're doing,

because I would like
to see them succeed.

Me too.

I don't want them to beat me,
of course.

Obviously!

But I would like
to see them succeed

in %
of their ventures in life.

That's a high percentage.

I'm a nice guy.

You started without me?

Oh, hardly.
Grab some, join in the fun.

Maybe with your help, we'll be
done before the sun sets.

How was rehearsal?

Remember when I brought home
that report card,

with the straight "C"s,

and I thought
Mom was gonna k*ll me?

But she just looked at it
and smiled and said--

"I see an opportunity
for impressive growth."

This group has...
quite an opportunity.

Believe me.

Can you toss me another strand?

Yeah. How many do you need?

- I don't know.
- Okay.

Craig always
used to do this,

and I don't know
what I'm doing.

I don't know
how to lay these things out.

I'm just trying
different things

and hoping that it works out.

I'd say
you're on the right track.

♪ Silent night

♪ Holy night

♪ All is calm

Okay, okay.
If you guys sing any quieter,

it will be a literal
silent night.

Do you know why
I moved to New York?

Because it's not Ohio?

Because I never would've known
if I had what it took

if I hadn't jumped
feet-first into the deep end.

And that's what I need
you guys to do.

What...
What are you worried about?

Losing.

Well,
if you worry about losing,

you know what'll happen?

You'll lose.

Great. Now I'm worried about
being worried about losing.

There is this thing
called self-fulfilling prophecy.

If you picture
something bad happening--

if you picture losing--

then you are basically
guaranteed to lose.

But...

it also works the other way.

So your homework for tonight

is to go home and dream about
what it would be like

to win.

Do you dream
about winning, Darcy?

Every single night.

It's why I sleep like a baby.

♪ Joy to the world

♪ The Lord is come

♪ Let Earth

♪ Receive

♪ Her ki-i-ing

♪ Let every heart

♪ Prepare Him room

♪ Let heaven and nature sing

♪ Let heaven
And nature sing ♪

♪ Let heaven

♪ And nature si--

You scared me.

What were you
doing in there?

Showering?

The song-- you were singing.

Yeah. I-I guess.

You can sing!

Like, you can sing sing.

Like, you are a sing-ger.

W-Why don't you sing
like that at school?

It's just different.

I mean, all those people
and all the pressure,

and if you mess up, I mean,
everyone can make fun of you.

It's just easier here.

Wow.

Okay. I want to try something.

I think you get in your head

when you have to sing
in front of people.

So, I want you to sing
like you're alone.

Okay, we are all gonna leave.

Go ahead. Go. Mm-hmm.

And then I just want you
to sing by yourself.

By myself?

By yourself.

I want you to turn around,
face the wall,

and just sing--
get loose, get confident.

Okay?

♪ Joy to the world

♪ Joy to the world

♪ The Lord is come

♪ Let Earth

♪ Receive her ki-i-i-ing

♪ Let every heart

♪ Prepare Him room

♪ Let heaven and nature sing

♪ Let heaven
and nature sing ♪

♪ Let heave-e-e-en

♪ And nature

♪ Si-i-i-ing

Whoo!

I have an idea.

Hey! Big game
in Cincinnati Sunday.

We're going.
Bengals need us.

Yeah, I don't think I can.
I have to work.

Oh. Sing-off, right?

Yeah.

Yeah, it's gotta be tough,
going against Darcy.

I'm not worried.

You know, I always
wanted to be a singer.

I still remember
my first concert.

Celine Dion.

Thought maybe one day
I'd be able to sing like her,

but I was given
different blessings.

The body of a lineman

and the footwork to stop
a pass rush dead in its tracks.

Why you telling me this?

No matter how hard
I pushed myself,

I was never
gonna sing like Celine.

And no matter how hard
she'd pushed herself,

Celine Dion would never
have been able

to flatten me
and sack my quarterback.

You're good
at what you do, man.

- Accept it.
- All right.

And give yourself the grace

to enjoy yourself
at the big game this Sunday.

You bought me a ticket
before asking, didn't you?

Yes, I did.

Okay, I want you guys

to get in the middle
of the stage, all right?

Okay.

So I want you guys

to feel the spotlight, okay?

Okay, the only way
that is going to feel good

and right

is if you really believe
in yourselves.

Do you guys like to sing?

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

Do you like being onstage?

Yeah.

Do you like the feeling
of that spotlight?

Yes!

Do you believe in yourselves?

- Yes!
- Yes!

Okay, one more time.

Do you believe in yourselves?

Yes!

Okay. Great. Okay.
"Joy to the World." Right now.

Here's your starting note.

♪ Joy to the world

♪ The Lord is come

- That's incredible!
- ♪ Let Earth receive

- ♪ Her ki-i-i-i-ing
- ♪ Her king

♪ Let every heart
prepare Him room ♪

- ♪ And heaven and nature sing
- ♪ Nature sing

- ♪ And heaven and nature sing
- ♪ And heaven

♪ And heaven
And heaven ♪

♪ And nature sing

Yes!

You guys!

Did you feel that?

Yeah!

You know what?
I'm so excited

that I am taking you all
to Elmo's tonight.

Dinner is on me,

so meet me there
at : tonight.

Hey, Megan,
will you text your mom

and tell her to meet us there?

Mm-hmm.

They're having so much fun.

Is this what it's like
in rehearsal?

No, they usually start out
pretty quiet and nervous,

but then once
they get comfortable, they're...

Oh, no.
What's that face?

I just had an idea.

Oh... that can't be good.

Hey, guys. Guys.

How would you feel about
singing one of our songs...

here, right now?

Aunt Darcy,
I-- I don't know...

We're having fun,

we're in the Christmas spirit,

so why not spread some joy

and entertain some people?

Okay, let's do
"Joy to the World",

and, Megan,
I want you to sing lead.

Me?

I-I don't think--
I can't!

I know you can.

I'm not saying this
as your aunt,

I'm saying this as someone
who does this for a living.

Megan, you can sing.

And I believe in you.

And your group believes in you.

Yeah.

And, hey, we've gotta have
a first performance sometime,

right?

So why not get up there
and show 'em what you've got?

Okay, wait.
Hold on.

Hi, everyone! Could I just get
your attention for a second?

Um, I am the coach to a group
of very special singers,

and we have a very important
competition coming up,

and we would love to do
one of our songs for you.

How does that sound?

Great!

All right. Get up there.
Do your thing.

Hey, you got this.

♪ Joy to the world
The Lord is come ♪

- ♪ Let earth receive Her King
- ♪ Her King

♪ Let every heart
prepare Him room ♪

♪ And heaven and nature sing

♪ And heaven
and nature sing ♪

♪ And heaven

♪ And heaven
and nature sing ♪

Yeah!

Whoo!

Thank you all so much!

We're gonna be performing

on Friday night
at McIntosh High,

so please come out
and lend your support.

Have a great night!

- Hey!
- Hey.

You were really good.

Thanks.

Like... really good!

Thanks.

I just can't stop thinking
about how great she was.

She's a really incredible kid,
you know.

Yeah.

Hey! Is it cool
if I hang out with everyone?

I'll get a ride home.

Sure.
Just be back by curfew.

Mm. Scouting out
the competition, are we?

Goodnight, Aunt Darcy.

She's so sweet.

Working hard, I see.

Only kind of work
I know how to do.

What are you doing here?

Same as you.

Just gonna tinker
with some of the arrangements.

I, uh...

I heard that your group
wowed everyone at Elmo's.

They're coming along.

A week ago,
they were a disaster...

and now they're great.

Well, I wouldn't say great--

What's it like?

Having everything that you touch
just work right away?

When I was ,

I was cooking fries
at the diner,

headphones in,
humming scales to myself,

trying to keep it down
so that my boss wouldn't hear.

Age , you...

were on a jet to Paris

to play "Sugar Rush"

for a stadium full
of screaming fans.

I envy your talent--
there is no question about that.

In just one week,

you took those kids

and you made them great.

You make it seem so effortless.

Effortless?

I-If everything
was "effortless,"

you know
I wouldn't be here, right?

I haven't had a record deal
in years,

and yet I am working harder
than I have ever worked,

a-and, frankly, I think
I'm a better artist

than I have ever been.

I have new songs
that I think are great,

but it seems like everyone
is more interested in who I was

than who I am.

So, yeah, maybe things
were "effortless"

for -year-old Darcy,

but that was a long time ago.

Can I hear
one of the new songs?

Absolutely not.

You said that
you're tired of people asking

to hear "Sugar Rush",

and believe me,

I don't need to hear that song
ever again.

So, come on, let me hear
one of the new ones.

Oh! Just, come on,

just give me another reason
to wallow in my self-pity

of how wonderfully talented
my competition is.

You promise to wallow
in self-pity afterwards?

Oh, cross my heart! Yeah.

♪ I try being wise

♪ I let myself down

♪ I run around in circles

♪ I do, I do

♪ And I find myself lost

♪ Will you hold my hand

♪ And take me
where you've been? ♪

♪ I'm trying hard to find

♪ A little peace of mind

♪ So please
Just take me there ♪

♪ Take me to a place
Where truth is free ♪

♪ Show me how to let myself
Be worth it ♪

♪ Every day, I feel
This w*r get harder ♪

♪ I do, I do

♪ Somewhere in this life
We'll all be loved ♪

♪ If one day we could see
That we're all worth it ♪

♪ Let me know there's hope
When there's none to see ♪

♪ Mm-mm, mm-mm

If you're not anymore...

...it's only a matter of time
before you're a star again.

Which makes me happy

because, I mean,
I will be rid of you,

and everything will be
back to normal.

Well, I hope that happens,
for both of us.

Okay, what's going on?

They're coming.

This is very
West Side Story
right now.

What-- what is happening?

What do you mean?

My group said
that you wanted--

We wanted to meet.

Both of our groups. Together.

We don't want to do
the school competition anymore.

That's great!

I didn't know
that you were conceding.

Uh, we're not conceding.
Are you conceding?

No one's conceding.

We think everyone should go
to the county competition.

Together.

We want to join forces.

Their group is doing
some really cool things, Mr. M.

I... I think they'd liven us up,
make us sound fresh.

And with your talent
and experience,

our group could learn a lot.

So if you and Aunt Darcy

could just, I don't know,
work together--

Whoa! Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa.

Yeah, I don't really need
an assistant coach.

It's hilarious that you think
I'd be the assistant.

You would both be in charge.

Co-head coaches.

We have less than two weeks
until the competition.

It's what we all want.

Unless you two really
can't work together...

Which wouldn't be setting
a very good example

for us
impressionable teenagers.

And wouldn't exactly be
in the Christmas spirit.

Okay, I'm in.

Thank you!

Mr. Macdowell?

Yeah, okay, I guess it wouldn't
be so horrible to work together.

You're not gonna regret this,
I swear.

After you.

Think this'll work?

It's what they want.

You think your kids can
come along quickly enough?

I think so.

Good. Okay.

So you know, we get
three songs for the show,

so we can do one of my songs,
and we can do one of your songs.

Sounds fair.

And then we just need
a third song.

Right.

Well, we don't need
to decide right now.

We're getting along. Same team.

- Right.
- Mm-hmm.

- Same team.
- Mm-hmm.

This'll be... fine.

It'll be fine.

Okay!

Let's get focused here,
we're about to start.

Okay, let's have
some fun, guys.

Let's warm up.
Start shaking it out.

Just shake it out.

Okay. Yeah.

Yeah.

Shake it out.

I did.
I'm shook.

Well, that's new.

Hey!

Hi.

Ah... how'd it go?

Great.

You knew
about their scheme?

Of course.
I'm the one

who told them
to hold the meeting outside.

You always establish a neutral
location for mediation.

So, you're just in time.

I'm doing the stockings.

I'm the reindeer,
Megan is the penguin...

and now we just need
to choose one for you.

We have lots of options.

We have this-- your stocking
from when you were a child.

Okay.

We have...
this collector's item.

Oh, no. Burn it with fire.

Uh, let's see...

What about this one?

Oh, um...

That was Craig's,

but if you want to use it,
that's fine--

No, no. I, um...

I'll tell you what.

Why don't I use this one,

but if it's okay with you guys,

I... think we should
hang this one, too.

Be nice to have it there
on Christmas.

Yeah... I'd like that.

You okay with that?

Yeah, I think
that would be nice.

Okay, great rehearsal,
you guys.

You are done for the night.

We're gonna go hang out...

work on our parts.

I'll get a ride home.

Freddy,
are you a good driver?

Yes, ma'am.

Please, don't call me ma'am.
It makes me feel old.

Uh, yes, ma'am.

"Miss." I... I'll just go.

- Yeah.
- Okay.

Don't do anything
I would do.

See ya.

So what are your plans
for tonight?

Oh, I thought I would
reheat some pasta,

watch Home Alone

for the first of a times
this week, with Gretchen,

stare at my phone,

waiting for a record label
to call.

That sounds like a busy night.

Never a dull moment.

Let's go get a beer.

Hmm! That sounds much better
than reheated pasta.

Oh... I'm liking
the Christmas spirit in here.

Oh, yeah, this place is a lot
of fun around the holidays.

Everyone's in costume
for Halloween,

everyone dresses up as Cupid
for Valentine's Day,

and everyone looks depressed
for the Fourth of July.

Why depressed?

- It's a British pub.
- Makes sense.

Uh, can we get two beers?

We're going to go to the patio.

Thank you.

You are so great with the kids.

It pains me to say it--
it kills me to say it--

but you are a natural.

Oh, yeah, I've been doing music
for so long on my own,

I forgot how much fun it is
to be part of a team.

You know, even at high school,
before the Herald Angels,

I used to love going out
caroling with my friends.

My mom used to push us
to go out

and, you know,
"spread some joy."

That's nice.

My parents were...

they were hard.

They would push me.

Especially my dad.

So I grew up

feeling that I had to be
the best at everything,

and... man.

You were so good
at everything.

It was a really hard time
for me to see

someone so clearly
headed to the top

and I had to work so hard
just to stay out of the bottom.

I had no idea
you felt that way.

It's not like
I could say anything.

I was .
I was insecure.

Well, maybe I should've tried
to get to know you better.

But I thought that
you didn't like me,

so why would I try?

Why would you have cared
if I liked you?

I was .
I was insecure.

Well, I'm glad I wasn't alone.

And for the record,

I didn't not like you.

Well, I didn't...
not like you either.

And I still don't
not like you.

So we both don't
not-like each other.

Does that mean
that we like each other?

Ooh! Let's not
get ahead of ourselves.

Megan?

No, it's me--
your other daughter.

Oh. Where've you been?

Uh, with Adam.

Kind of late
for a school night.

Is Megan still out
with her friends?

Isn't this past her curfew?

Ah, whatever.

Now she's got, like, friends.

And I never
had to enforce a curfew--

and now she wants to do things,
and it's just insanely cool.

Sounds like
"Cool Girl" just got home.

Come on!

Okay.

Freddy gave her a ride home.

They've been spending a lot of
time together at rehearsal.

Ooh.

I bet he kisses her goodnight.

- No way.
- Five bucks?

You're on.

Oh!

- Come on!
- Not the awkward front-seat hug.

- Awkward front-seat hug!
- Aww.

Just great.

Come on, Freddy.

Pull it together!

Oh-- ahem.

Ahem.

Hey, Mom...

Aunt Darcy.

Oh, hi! We didn't realize
you were home!

Oh!

How was your ride home
with the cute boy--

not that I saw you were with
a cute boy. I didn't...

Mom. It's Freddy.

We were just working on
our carol arrangement.

Can we show that
to the group next week?

Of course!

Is this carol a solo
or a duet?

Goodnight, Mom.

You guys got, like,
a Danny-and-Sandy vibe going?

I don't know
what you're referencing.

Kids today don't know
the classics--

they don't know,
they don't know.

You owe me $ .

Okay.

Can't even wait till tomorrow.

- Yeah.
- Front-seat hug.

Hey! So, um...

so Megan told me

that she and some of the others

were working on
a new arrangement.

I know it's kinda late
to learn something new,

but I told her

that she could teach
the others today.

Is that okay?

Yes. Absolutely.

Oh, I got to take this.
I'll be right back.

Uh, everyone...

Hello?

Darcy?
Jon Arnett, Cypress Records.

I heard your demo--
the new stuff?

I got to say,
i-it's-- it's great.

You know,
I remember you

from the "Sugar Rush" days,
of course,

but, uh, this new sound,
I-- I love it!

You were a star then,
still a star now.

Maybe people
just don't realize it yet.

Oh, thank you very much.

It's very kind of you to say.

This is usually the part
where you say "but"

and break my heart.

The CEO does like
to see his artists in person

before he makes
a final decision,

so I am gonna see to it personally

that I get you in the room
with him,

because I know exactly
what to do with you,

how to sell your records.

Do you have three new songs
ready to perform live?

Uh, y-yeah.

I would sing a dozen,
if it helps me get signed.

I love it. You got the hunger.
Just like me.

Listen.
Make sure you're ready...

'cause you're gonna have a shot
to join the Cypress family.

Thank you, Jon!
Thank you... so much.

Merry Christmas!

Thank you.
Merry Christmas, Darcy.

Ahem.

Learn that for tomorrow.
This is for the third song.

All right, they're ready.

Oh, great. Okay

So, remember, no matter what--
positive energy.

Yes, nothing but positivity
and encouragement,

a-and they'll get better
with time and practice.

♪ La, la, la

♪ La-la-la-la-la-la...

♪ La-la-la-la-la-la

♪ Whoa-oh-oh
Whoa-oh ♪

♪ Hee, hee, hee
hee, hee, hee ♪

♪ Christmas-time
is the very best time ♪

♪ To take my baby dancing

♪ La!

♪ Sing along now
as the church bells ring ♪

♪ Ding-dong-sing-along-whoo

♪ The kids
around the mistletoe ♪

♪ Covered by the amber glow

♪ Underneath
the sugarplum sky ♪

♪ Sing along now
as the church bells ring ♪

♪ Ding-dong-sing-along-whoo

♪ We all need somebody
to hold ♪

♪ 'Cause the streets outside
are frightfully cold ♪

♪ Christmas-time
is a wonderful time ♪

♪ Ding-dong-sing-along-whoo

♪ Ding-dong-sing-along
Ding-dong-sing-along ♪

♪ Ding-dong-sing-along-whoo

♪ I've got my partner
by my side ♪

♪ Singing songs of yuletide

♪ With the snow falling down
around us ♪

♪ Sing along now...

Okay, okay, everyone,

go enjoy your first night
of holiday break.

You have earned it.

I am so proud of you--

and I will see you
at the next rehearsal.

- Whoo! Whoo-hoo!
- Yeah!

Great job.

Oh. Hey!

Who's that?

Oh, that's Rick.
The football coach.

You ask her yet?

Shh!

I told him to come say hi.
I think he's shy.

He's shy? He looks like
he could bench-press a bus.

You know,
I've known Adam a long time.

He's never been this relaxed
this close to competition.

And that includes when
he was a student, mind you.

Well, we have
a great group of kids.

I'm not talking
about the kids.

You've had this impact on him.

Oh, I'm sure
he's just grateful for the help.

We've had other teachers
try to help him in the past.

They always want
to strangle him by day two.

I've had that fantasy
a few times myself.

You keep up the good work.

- Thank you.
- Looking forward to the show.

Yeah!

That might be the best week
of rehearsal they've ever had.

They were in the zone!

You look happy.

I am happy!

Strange.

All right, well,
I should be going.

Gretchen is making
meatloaf tonight.

That sounds... delicious?

Oh, no, she should be arrested
for serving it--

as*ault with a deadly weapon.

Ouch.

Well, um, have a good weekend
and I'll see you Monday?

Um...

what would you think about us,
you know,

getting together this weekend?

Like, for a rehearsal?

I was thinking...
for a date.

I... would be...

amenable to that.

How does Saturday sound?

Oh, what did you have in mind?

I thought
we could go into town,

and then maybe head
over to Jensen's.

Jensen's?

All right.
I will pick you up at seven.

And, uh, try not to let
the meatloaf k*ll you.

Our date will be far less fun
if you're dead.

Okay.

Okay, see ya then.

Your cheeks are bright-red.

They are?

Okay, this is stupid.
Why am I bothering?

I'm gonna be wearing a hat.

Why are you wearing a hat?

It's degrees outside!

My ears are gonna
turn to ice cubes.

Oh, my gosh. You'll be
inside for most of the time.

Your ears will survive.

Are you sure it's all right?

I feel bad not spending
the night with you and Megan.

Of course.

We're just gonna
be watching
Home Alone--

I love Home Alone!
- ...Drinking cocoa.

I love cocoa!

We're gonna eat
leftover meatloaf.

This is where you say,
"I love your famous meatloaf!"

I love your famous meatloaf.

Thank you for lying.

You're welcome.

Oh, should I change?

I don't like what I'm wearing,
all of a sudden.

Oh, my gosh, woman.

Two weeks ago, all you could do
is complain about the guy,

and now you have jitters
like it's prom night.

I don't have jitters!

I'm shivering.
It's cold in here.

He's not
who I thought he was.

He's actually... nice.

And good with the kids.

And dorky,
but in a weirdly attractive way.

When I'm with Adam,
just hanging out with him...

...it just feels good.

Oh, my gosh. I have not
seen you this ga-ga over a guy

since Eddie Cronauer
in eighth grade.

I am not ga-ga!

And please, nobody compares
with Eddie Cronauer.

Oh, what a hunk!

- He was so dreamy.
- Oh, so cute.

Every class has one.

You look beautiful.

You would even stop
Eddie Cronauer

dead in his tracks.

Do you mean that?

Because that
is an incredible compliment.

Yes, I do.

Oh!

Ahh!

Hey!

You're Darcy's sister.

Gretchen.

Hello.

I like your hair.

Oh, I like your... everything.

That was a weird thing to say.

I'm sorry.

You have her back
by curfew, okay?

Yes, ma'am.

- Okay, bye.
- Okay! Bye-ee!

There you go.

Good fan?

Oh, great fan.

She said "I love your work."

Not "I loved your work,"

not "you were my favorite."

"Love."

Oh, gosh.

A present-tense verb from a fan
is a real gift.

That must happen
all the time--

fans coming up,
singing your praises?

I know it happens to me,

but I am
the six-time repeat champion.

Are we still doing that?

Okay, I'll stop.

Adam,
I cannot emphasize enough

just how little
that happens to me in New York.

Well, there's not many
famous celebrities in Dayton.

There's the Wright Brothers...

Martin Sheen,

and... you.

Hmm!

And it's not like I want it
to be like it was when I was .

You know,
I couldn't even go to the mall,

but, yeah...

every couple of months,

a random person coming up,
excited to see you?

Yeah. Just someone coming up
and saying,

"Hey! I like your work.
Keep going."

We should start doing that,

just to random strangers,
on the street.

Just random attacks
of encouragement.

Wouldn't that be nice?

Yeah, Young Me
could've used that.

Who am I kidding?

Old Me could use that.

Well, I've got news
for you, Adam.

I love what you're doing.
Keep going.

And I love your work.

You should definitely
keep going.

Look at us.

From high school rivals
to adults on a date.

I'd call that progress.

Not rivals.

Rivalry implies competition.

Why is food this good
hiding in Dayton?

This should be
on the French Riviera

or, or at the top of
an expensive tower

in Abu Dhabi or something.

Yeah, I've never been
any of those places, but year.

I agree.

So after "Sugar Rush",
I went on a world tour--

you know, Paris, Buenos Aires,
Rome, Seoul...

honestly, all it did was
make me very lonely.

From to ,
I-I didn't date.

I was too busy.

Wait. Didn't you date
a Backstreet Boy?

Publicity stunt.

Oh...
Oh, I feel betrayed.

So, yeah,
for those formative years,

when I was single

and should've been out
having fun,

I never learned how to date.

Thank God!

I never learned how to date.

I was terrified
that you'd be able to tell.

You didn't date?

I don't believe that--
look at you.

Okay, first of all,

flattery received
and appreciated,

but I just dated
the same person for so long

that I never had meet a woman
at a bar or a party

or anything like that.

We-- We dated in college
and then through grad school,

and for a little while
after that.

What's her name?

Anastasia.

Ooh, "Anastasia."

Terrific ex-girlfriend name.

The best! Right?

But we were both just both
headed in different directions,

and we denied it for a while, but...

we knew.

So, we ended it,
and it was hard,

but necessary.

And, after that,
I just...

I didn't date anyone
for a while.

I mean, my dating pool
is not really big--

it's mostly moms of students,

and I'm just not really
comfortable with that.

But you feel comfortable dating
the aunt of a student?

Oh, absolutely.

It's always been
a dream of mine.

You know, if you're here
for New Year's Eve,

this place does a tasting menu
that's out of this world.

Yeah...

uh, yeah, if I'm here, absolutely.

So, did I get you back
in time for curfew?

Ooh, by the skin
of our teeth.

Look at that.

That's so beautiful.

Um, I--

Oh, I'm sorry.

No! I just, um...

No. I'm being, uh...
I'm being presumptuous.

No!

No, you're not.

I...

It's not that I don't want
what's happening here.

I like you.

I... really like you.

"Really" is good.

I like "really".

But I am going back to New York
after the holidays,

and I'm afraid that I...

I don't want
to get too attached.

I think you are amazing, honestly.

I'm just... trying
to protect myself.

I hope that's...

No. I... No, I know.

It's completely understandable.

I had the best time tonight.

So have I.

Well...

Yeah, okay, well,

goodnight, Darcy.

I will see you Monday?

Yeah. Goodnight, Adam.

Yeah.

Do I smell gingerbread?

We are making houses.

So, if you live in New York,
shouldn't you have made, like,

a teeny, tiny
gingerbread apartment

with little
gingerbread c*ck?

Mm, that is insulting.

I don't have c*ck
in my building.

The rats scare them away.

Ew.

I'm sure Christmas in New York
is magical.

Yeah, I'm usually working,
to be honest.

Doing my Christmas show,

writing to Santa
for a record contract.

I'm sure
he'll bring you one this year.

Actually, uh,

Cypress Records reached out
a couple of days ago.

What?

Aunt Darcy, that's amazing!

Nothing is official.
I don't want to jinx it.

Every time I get close,

I feel like the rug
is yanked out from under me.

All I want

is just to be back in New York,
recording music full-time again.

Okay, I feel compelled
in this moment to point out

there are also recording studios
outside of New York City.

I love being here.

But it's also scary.

Because I don't want to be
yet another former musician

who leaves New York, moves home,
and gives up on her dream.

Okay, whether you are
in Dayton or New York,

you will never be
a "former musician".

I would not let you do that.

I would pay
to have you do concerts

right here in the living room,
if I had to.

I wouldn't perform in here.

The acoustics in the bathroom
are so much better.

Diva pop stars, am I right?
The demands.

I think it's time.

Aw, yay!

When your aunt and I
were little kids,

we would always put gingerbread
versions of ourselves

outside our of our house because...

a gingerbread person...

...makes a gingerbread house

a gingerbread home.

Boop!

Wait. Who's that?

A Mr. Macdowell gingerbread.

In case gingerbread-you
gets lonely.

Okay, so,
Megan's mom, my sister,

is going to host
a big "break a leg" dinner

the night before
the show.

Just a little last get-together

before we knock 'em dead
at the competition.

Does everyone think
they can make it?

- Yes.
- Yeah.

Great! All right. So let's
get started and we can--

Everyone who's been here knows

that we always do
"Hark the Herald Angels Sing".

It's our opener.

Every year we do it,
and every year it works.

But this isn't every year.

I want to change up
our arrangement.

Make it unique.

Just have fun with it!
And I need your input.

You want to change it up?

I think that we should.
What do you guys think?

Yeah!

- Okay! Get up on your feet.
- All right.

- Okay?
- Great!

Sasha, give us
one of those beats.

Yeah!

Yeah, just like that. Good.

You ready to come in?

Megan, put down the TikTok!

That's not gonna stir itself.

Are you ready
for your last rehearsal today?

No, Mom's holding me hostage.

Oh, don't be so dramatic.

Okay, give me the spoon.

Thank goodness.

Oh, I, uh, I have to take this.

No. Can't it wait?

Two minutes.

Mashed potatoes
wait for no one, Darcy!

Hello?

Darcy?
Jon Arnett. Cypress Records.

Are you ready
for an early Christmas present?

The CEO wants to sign you.

He's bringing you in!

You just have to sing
a couple songs,

impress the suits,
and you're in!

What do you think?
Think you can do that?

Of course, Jon.

Oh, g...

I-I just,
I don't know what to say.

Thank you!

Thank you, thank you,
thank you, thank you, thank you!

Please, thank you!

You know how many lousy demos
I have to listen to every day?

I should be thanking you more!

Listen, uh...

our CEO likes to announce
all his new artists

right at the start
of the year, you know?

Big splash,
tons of press--

but our CEO has, uh,

his holiday trip
for the Maldives,

and he's leaving
tomorrow night,

so he'd love to see you tomorrow,

around lunch if possible,
you know, so we can

hit the ground running
as soon as he gets back.

This is in New York?

Yeah, Upper West Side.

You should see
this guy's office.

It's-- It's unreal.

Yeah, the thing is,

um, I'm not in town
at the moment,

so it might be tough for me
to get back.

Where are you?

Uh, in Dayton,
with my sister and my niece.

We have Christmas plans, and...

Okay, okay,
hey, no problem.

Listen, uh, how about we, uh,
we fly you in tonight

or first thing tomorrow morning,

we'll see you in the afternoon--

and have you back in Ohio

for Christmas Eve?

Yeah, uh, yeah, that's, uh...
that's a thought.

Um, it's just...

my niece has this show
tomorrow evening and...

It's bad timing.
I get it.

Uh...

and I can't imagine

how much time
you've had to spend

away from your family
and friends over the years,

but,
if you make this flight...

and you sing for him
this one time,

we're gonna get you
everything you ever wanted!

I'm so sorry, Gretchen.

What can I say
to make this better?

I don't know, Darcy.

You've put me
in this impossible position.

If I tell you not to go,

it's like I'm telling you

not to take the thing
that you've been fighting for,

and I can't do that.

And I will come right back.

I'm gonna miss the concert,
which stinks,

but I'll be back
for Christmas morning, I think.

Darcy... Darcy.

It has been so great
having you here--

not one-foot-out-the-door here,
but really here-here.

And look at all the good things
that you've done

in the last two weeks!

Megan is like
a whole brand-new person.

And all those kids,
and Adam, and me.

When, in the last two weeks,

have you walked into a room
and found me crying?

Never.

That's progress!

And that's thanks to you.

Sometimes, I wonder

what it would be like
if you stayed here.

I wonder the same thing.

Well, if you're gonna
stand around

and silently debate
your internal conflict,

you might as well

help me chop some chives
while you're doing it.

Come on.

Pass me that garlic.

Here you go.

Why is the football coach here?

That's Freddy's dad.

What?

- Yeah.
- Hey!

I haven't had a chance
to introduce myself.

I'm Frederick Senior.
Folks around here call me Rick.

Hi.

I've got to tell you--

I love your music.

Oh, let me guess--
"Sugar Rush"?

Well, I was gonna say
your last album,

four years ago.

It's an absolute touchdown.

I've never heard

a more thoughtful meditation
on what it means

to be a contemporary woman
in today's society.

Thank you, Rick!

Oh, I should be thanking you.

For helping my son
the way you have,

and my buddy, Adam, here...

Oh!

Yeah...

- Okay.
- There it is.

- Yep.
- Yep.

I'm starving!
Is everyone ready to eat?

"Herald Angels!"

Can I get you anything else?

Oh, no, I'm good, thanks.

Hey. I know
that you're worried,

but don't worry--
tomorrow's gonna go great.

No, it's not that,
it's... uh...

Uh, just excuse me.
One minute.

I just...

Um...

if I could just get everyone's
attention for a minute,

um, I have a bit of
an announcement to make.

Um, I was gonna wait
until after the meal,

but I-I don't think
I should wait that long.

So I got word this morning

that I have the opportunity

to sign
with a major record label.

- Oh!
- What?

Thank you. Thanks. Um...

but, unfortunately,

it's a bit of
a good news/bad news situation.

Because, in order to sign
with this label,

I need to perform for them
in person.

Tomorrow.

I-- I-- I need you guys
to know

how proud I am
of every single one of you.

You guys united the groups.

You united us.

You inspire me.

Truly.

I never thought that
I would be singing in New York,

but wishing I was hanging out
with high school kids in Dayton.

Please, please know,
that I am going to get

tons of videos
from Megan's mom--

dozens and dozens of videos,
all the videos.

I don't have
enough storage space

for all the videos
that she's gonna send me.

I am so, so sorry.

I feel like
I'm letting you down.

No.

Aw.

- Hey.
- Hey.

Everyone go home?

People were
wondering where you went.

They get to see me every day.

It's your night.
I didn't want to get in the way.

I'm sorry
I didn't tell you earlier.

No. It's-- It's okay.

I'm excited for you. Really.

I just thought
that we had a couple more days.

That's all.

Do you need a ride
to the airport tomorrow?

Oh, my flight
is early morning.

I wouldn't ask that of you.

Darcy...

you can ask of me
anything you want.

I know that your life
is about to change...

again,
in a really big way...

...and when you're traveling
around the world...

again...

...to Paris, Buenos Aires, Rome...

...if you get lonely,
like you did before?

I'm just a phone call away.

I know.

Well, that's it. Exactly.

Yeah, I think if we just--
uh...

Can hold on a moment?

- Is she here?
- Yes.

Great! Send her in.

Hey, I'm gonna
have to get back to you.

No problem.

All right. Fantastic.
Merry Christmas.

Darcy! Come in!

Hi there.

Oh, so great
to finally meet you.

It's nice to meet you, too.

Ahh. How was the flight?
Everything good?

Uh, yeah. Yeah.

The plane was delayed
at the gate,

so I came right here.

Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
You must be thirsty.

- Let me get you some water.
- Yeah, that would be great.

- Is that all right?
- Yeah.

And, uh, if there
is anywhere that I can...

I'm so sorry.
Anywhere you can...?

Anywhere you can what?

♪ Deck the halls
with boughs of holly ♪

♪ Fa-la-la-la-la
la-la-la-la ♪

♪ 'Tis the season
to be jolly ♪

♪ Fa-la-la-la-la
la-la-la-la ♪

Two minutes,
Herald Angels.

♪ Don we now
our g*y apparel ♪

♪ Fa-la-la--

Everyone, come here.
Huddle up.

Ahem.

Every year,
I give a speech

with specific instructions

on what everyone needs to do
for us to win.

This year
is no different.

♪ Fa-la-la-la-la
la-la-la-la ♪

♪ Strike the harp
and join the chorus... ♪

Have fun.

Have fun...

have fun.

Have fun, have fun...

I am so proud of all of you,

and I know
you're gonna crush it.

Go get 'em!

♪ Fa-la-la-la-la
la-la-la-la ♪

♪ Fa-la-la-la-la...

♪ Fa-la-la-la-la

♪ Fa-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la-la ♪

♪ Fa-la-la-la-la...

Have you talked
to Aunt Darcy yet?

Ah, I'm sure
she's really busy.

She really likes you.

You should probably text her.

She's gone, Megan.

And that's okay.

It's what she wants.

I heard her talking about you.

What'd she say?

- Well, she said--
- Herald Angels!

On deck.

Let's hear it one more time

for Rebels Without a Claus
from Stanton High!

Surprise.

- What?
- Shh!

You're here!
What happened?

Oh, the label loved me.

They wanted me to stay
and meet some more people,

but I told them no.

I told them

that I could not miss
my niece's Christmas concert.

Darcy, your career...

This is Christmas
with the people that I love

and I realize

that while it would be amazing
to sign with a label again,

it's just not enough anymore,

and so I told him that,

while I know I could be spending
a lot of time on the road,

I'm gonna be making Dayton
my home again.

And I am never

going to miss a Christmas
with you and Megan ever again.

Well, what did they say?

They supported my decision.

Oh, and they signed me!

Oh, yeah, of course. Obviously.

Have you heard me sing?
I'm amazing.

Ooh!

Oh, it's pretty hard to sing
with broken ribs.

Oh! Ribs are overrated!

Oh, okay, I am actually--

I'm gonna go backstage
and go say hi to the kids.

No, no, no. You're too late.
They're coming on now.

...Ladies and gentlemen,

the Herald Angels!

♪ Hark!

♪ Hark! Hark!

♪ Hark!

♪ Hark the herald

♪ Angels sing

♪ Glory to

♪ The newborn king

♪ Peace on Earth

♪ And mercy mild

♪ God and sinners
reconciled ♪

♪ Joyful all ye

♪ Nations rise

♪ Join the triumph

♪ Of the skies

♪ With angelic hosts
proclaim ♪

♪ Christ is born
Christ is born ♪

♪ Christ is born
in Bethlehem ♪

♪ Hark, the herald angels
sing ♪

♪ Glory to the new

♪ Glory
To the new ♪

♪ Glory to the new

♪ To the newborn king

That's my kid!

Whoo!

Yay!

Where's Adam?

Uh, he's backstage.

I'm gonna go find him.

♪ Ding-dong, ding

♪ I heard the bells
on Christmas day ♪

♪ Their old familiar carols
play ♪

♪ Ooh

Okay. Hello.
Merry Christmas.

Oh.

No. Creepy basement.

♪ I thought
how as the day had come ♪

♪ The belfries
of all Christendom... ♪

You're back.

Well, I couldn't let my rival
accept all the credit, could I?

"Rivalry" implies competition.

♪ ...Of peace on earth
good will to men! ♪

Wow.

♪ And in despair
I bowed my head... ♪

Was that unexpected?

Oh, no, I definitely
expected that to happen.

I liked your gift.

Random attack of encouragement.

I could get used to that.

You want
to watch the kids sing?

Absolutely.

♪ For Wrong shall fail
and Right prevail ♪

♪ With peace on Earth
Good will to men ♪

♪ When I was a sinner

♪ I prayed
Both night and day ♪

♪ I asked the Lord
to help me ♪

♪ And He showed me the way

♪ Bum-bum-bum

♪ Bum-bum-bum...

♪ Bum-bum-bum

♪ Go tell it
On the mountain ♪

♪ Over the hills
and ev'rywhere ♪

♪ Go tell it
On the mountain ♪

♪ That Jesus Christ is born

♪ Go and tell it
On the mountain ♪

♪ Go tell it

♪ Tell it on the mountain

♪ Over the hills
And ev'rywhere ♪

♪ Go tell it on the--

♪ Tell it on the mountain

♪ That Jesus Christ
That Jesus Christ ♪

♪ That Jesus Christ
Is born ♪

♪ Go, go

♪ Go tell it on the--

♪ Tell it on the mountain

♪ Over the hills
And ev'rywhere ♪

♪ Go tell it on the--

♪ Tell it on the mountain

♪ That Jesus Christ
That Jesus Christ ♪

♪ That Jesus Christ
Is born ♪

Yeah!

I knew you'd come!

Oh, you did, did you?

Thank you for everything.

Are you kidding?

I should be thanking you.

Well, the judges
have tallied their votes...

and the winner is...

...for the seventh year
in a row--

Your cheeks are bright-red.

- Go get your trophy!
- Go!

Let's go, let's go.

You did it.

We did it.

Can I open it?

- Yes.
- That's from me.

Ahem.

You're kidding!

Oh, my gosh.

You're an award-winning
singer now!

Ohh!

This is cute.

I gotta take a picture.
Hang on.

Hang on, hang on.

Okay.

♪ Take me to a place
where truth is free ♪

♪ Show me how to let myself
be worth it ♪

♪ Every day,
I feel this w*r get harder ♪

♪ I do, I do

♪ Somewhere in this life
We'll all be loved ♪

♪ If one day we could see
That we're all worth it ♪

♪ Let me know there's hope
When there's none to see ♪

♪ Mm-mm, mm-mm

♪ Down the lonely manger

♪ The humble Christ was born

♪ And God sent salvation

♪ That blessed Christmas morn

♪ Go tell it on the mountain

♪ Over the hills
and everywhere ♪

♪ Go tell it on the mountain

♪ That Jesus Christ

♪ That Jesus Christ...

♪ That Jesus Christ is born!