♪ [Multicom Entertainment
Group jingle] ♪
♪ [Western music] ♪
Señor Homer, will we have bells?
Someday.
Smith.
You must oil the doors
so they would not
squeak during the Mass.
It's done.
You must fasten the
pews to the floor.
It's done.
The altar rail must be fixed.
It's done, all finished.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Well...
Then it's all finished.
[Homer]
All finished.
I've done builded you a chapel.
Correction. You
built me a chapel.
Correction, sank you.
Correction, thank...
Thank you.
That's very nice.
It's English lesson time!
All:
Yeah!
Oh, I built the chapel.
All:
I built the chapel.
You built the chapel.
All:
You built the chapel.
We built the chapel.
He built the chapel.
Amen!
All:
Amen!
♪ Amen ♪
♪ Amen ♪
♪ Amen ♪
♪ Amen, Amen ♪
♪ Sing it over ♪
♪ Amen ♪
♪ Amen ♪
♪ Amen ♪
♪ Amen, Amen ♪
♪ See the baby ♪
- ♪ Amen ♪
- ♪ Wrapped in a manger ♪
- ♪ Amen ♪
- ♪ On Christmas morning ♪
♪ Amen ♪
♪ Amen, Amen ♪
♪ See him in the temple ♪
- ♪ Amen ♪
- ♪ Talking with the elders ♪
- ♪ Amen ♪
- ♪ Who marveled at his wisdom ♪
♪ Amen ♪
♪ Amen, Amen ♪
♪ Down at the Jordan ♪
- ♪ Amen ♪
- ♪ Where John was baptizin' ♪
- ♪ Amen ♪
- ♪ And saving all sinners ♪
♪ Amen ♪
♪ Amen, Amen ♪
♪ Marching in Jerusalem ♪
- ♪ Amen ♪
- ♪ All the palm branches ♪
- ♪ Amen ♪
- ♪ In pop and splendor ♪
♪ Amen ♪
♪ Amen, Amen ♪
♪ See him in the garden ♪
- ♪ Amen ♪
- ♪ Praying to his Father ♪
- ♪ Amen ♪
- ♪ In deepest sorrow ♪
♪ Amen ♪
♪ Amen, Amen ♪
♪ Led before a pilot ♪
- ♪ Amen ♪
- ♪ Then they crucified him ♪
- ♪ Amen ♪
- ♪ But he rose on Easter ♪
♪ Amen, Amen, Amen ♪
♪ Hallelujah ♪
- ♪ Amen ♪
- ♪ He got to save us ♪
- ♪ Amen ♪
- ♪ And he lives forever ♪
♪ Amen ♪
♪ Amen ♪
♪ Amen ♪
♪ Hallelujah ♪
♪ Amen ♪
♪ Amen ♪
♪ Amen ♪
[car revs outside]
Amen.
♪ [Western music] ♪
[Homer]
Yeehaw!
[rooster calls]
[creaking]
♪ [soft music] ♪
[Woman]
What are you doing in here?
If you're scouting a place
to crash, this isn't it.
Do you hear me?
I hear ya.
This is a church.
Is that a fact?
Who are you?
I'm the man who
built this place.
Homer Smith?
Uh-huh.
And who are you, question lady?
I'm Janet Owens.
Uh huh.
Don't Mother Maria and her
sisters run this place anymore?
Oh yes, they're still here,
I'm a --
[people speaking German
in the background]
What's all those
children doing here?
No one's exactly sure.
[speaking German]
[in German]
Homer Smith?
Hi!
[cries of joy]
[continue speaking in German]
[laughs]
Sister Gertrude!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Is it you for really?
Yes, it's me, Sister
Agnes. For really.
I'm Sister Albertine.
She is Sister Agnes.
[chuckling]
I'm sorry, it's been awhile.
Everyone knows you cannot
tell one of us from the other.
[laughter]
We talk of you so often.
Mother tells us
you will come back!
Hey, the family's grown!
Ya, ya, ya ya.
The kinder.
First there's one, then two,
then another and another.
All sizes, shapes, and colors.
Children, this is Homer
Smith, an old friend.
[Agnes]
An old friend and
a good friend.
Homer Smith?
Homer Smith, hi.
Hello, hi.
-Hi.
-Hello, hello, hi.
They aren't happy,
they got shot.
- Shot?
- Yeah, in the arm from Doctor.
You over there, Mister?
No, no, I'm just
passing through, through.
[Gertrude]
But Mother Maria
is expecting you.
She has plans of a building.
Now hold on now.
Just hold on a minute now.
That old Mother.
She ain't suckering me
into doing no more building.
I just came by to see you,
and to see the chapel,
and I'm on my way, that away.
Finish, period, adios,
auf wiedersehen.
Ahh...
[Homer]
Wait a minute now.
Come on, you guys.
Ow!
You're very, very brave, Jenny.
I'm very brave.
Oh, oh, oh, that's very bad
for the teeth, the candy.
This is for medicinal purposes.
Oh, well, then it's...
Well that's it.
Felicia, you make
a very good nurse.
Gracias, Doctor.
Okay, Doctor.
Mother Maria, about Felicia.
Her time is getting very near
and she should
have special care.
No, no, no, no.
She must not be
with strangers when
her time comes. No, no.
There, but you see,
you have no facilities.
You have no telephone, you--
I guess maybe I should
start praying too, right?
Oh, Doctor Mike,
I want you to meet
Homer Smith.
This is Doctor Mike.
[speaking in German]
-The chapel builder?
-Yeah, right.
The local legend.
Well your ears gotta
be burning all the time
the way these people talk
about you around here.
[Homer]
Well nice to meet
you, Doctor Mike.
[Mike]
It's my pleasure,
my pleasure.
Hey, what does Mother Maria have
in mind for you this time?
- Nothing.
- Mr. Smith is passing through.
-Through.
- Oh, oh.
Mother Maria will be so
happy to see you again!
- Again, a pleasure.
- Okay, it's good to see you.
[Gertrude]
Mother Maria.
Mother Maria.
Look who has come back!
Who?
Homer Smith!
Homer Smith?
Yeah, I'm the fella who done
builded you the chapel
out there, remember?
Oh, many hands helped,
but He built the chapel.
Yeah, well He ain't so hot as
a maintenance man.
He's letting it run down.
Oh, the chapel is not finished.
[Homer]
Says who?
No chapel is finished
without the bells.
Oh, yes, I remember you now.
You are Homer Smith.
Yeah, that's me, Homer Smith!
So you have come
back with the bells.
No, no bells!
So what you do here?
I was just passing through and
I thought I'd stop by
to say hello.
I'm heading East, I have
six week's work in El Paso.
That's nice.
A man should work.
No, no, no...
[Speaking German]
You stay for dinner.
No, no, no.
No thank you, Mother.
I'm gonna bed down
near Santa Fe tonight.
[Maria]
Oh, no, you stay.
The children don't see
enough of a man here.
They should hear a man talk,
so you go and talk to
them. Now. You go. Go!
Uh, okay.
I like kids. Don't get a chance
to see them often enough.
But come sun-up, I'll
be miles down the road.
[Maria]
Good.
[farm sounds]
But Mother Maria,
the kindergarten
you wish to build.
Homer could--
Homer will.
But let us not let
him know it yet.
[knocking]
Come in!
Oh, Ms. Owens. Why do
you come here again?
It's my job.
I found foster homes for Jane
Doe and two other children.
The children all stay here.
[whispering]
Tell Sister Agnes
to get two chickens
from the hen house,
we must feed Smith good.
Mother Maria. This
refuge, kindergarten,
whatever you choose to call it,
has got to close
by December 15th.
[Ms. Owens]
Please cooperate. Let's try
to relocate the children
to good foster homes
before they're forced
to go to orphanages.
They do not leave!
The Department of Juvenile
Welfare has a court order.
The conditions under which
these children live here
are not acceptable.
The sleeping quarters
are primitive!
Temporary.
We do not close.
You are in violation
of state law.
God has brought these children
from many places. He
wishes them in our care.
They do not leave. They
will not be separated.
Goodbye, Ms. Owens.
♪ [Western music] ♪
[Homer]
I was gonna show
ya that trick.
[Homer laughs]
Come on, I wanna play. Get
out of the way, all right?
Come on, let's play
follow the leader.
Okay. Come on, this way.
- [child] Follow the leader!
- [Homer] Everybody, come on!
♪ [playful music] ♪
[cheering]
[Homer]
Aw, look at this.
Why she let it
run down like that?
What's it to you?
Well it's got Homer Smith
written in cement up
there, that's what.
[child]
Hey, come on, let's
have a tumbling race!
[cheering]
Okay, let's go. On your
mark, get set, go!
Come on.
Come on. Come on!
No, wait a minute.
No, no, hey!
[laughter]
Ready for the grace?
- [sister] Ready?
- [says grace in German]
Felicia?
[says grace in Spanish]
Oh Lord, we thank you
for your bountiful love,
and blessed for your
daily bread. Amen.
[says grace in Vietnamese]
Amen.
[continues grace in German]
Amen.
[speaking German]
Amen.
Sit down.
Listen, uh... You
weren't expecting me.
Split mine with the kids, I can
drive on the top of my supper.
Sit down, Smith. Eat.
Yeah, but...
You heard the lady!
Okay.
Of course, we could all
go into town with you.
Haven't had filet mignon
since I left Saigon.
[laughs]
Vietnamese gourmet, huh?
Nah, he's one of
those boat people!
How did you ever collect
such a mixed bunch?
They found us.
We found them.
Each for a different
reason needed a home.
Trang, Josh, Felicia.
They're pretty big
for kindergarten.
Well you see, in my language,
kinder is children.
And garten is like your garden.
So what we really
have here is a garden
for children of all ages.
[laughs]
Well, how do you all you kinder
like living in a garten?
[laughing]
Let's see now, Trang,
Pokey, Josh, um...
I'm Jenny!
[snaps fingers]
Of course, and Felicia.
[speaking Spanish]
Ah, I understood that, Felicia.
You like living here.
I'm Petey!
I'm glad to meet ya,
Petey. And you?
I'm Petey!
Huh?
We call them "Petey one"
and "Petey two".
Oh, well I never
was good at names.
And you, young lady?
Jane Doe.
Check, and I suppose
you're John Doe.
-I'm Homer!
-[laughing]
No kidding. Well,
nice to know ya!
I never met another
guy named Homer.
What kind of garten
were you raised in, Homer?
Well, me, I was always
a weed, a tumbleweed.
How'd you grow so big?
Plenty of fertilizer.
[laughing]
Hey, Homer. You
like to play ball?
Yeah!
Maybe we can get up a game!
- [Homer] Yeah!
- All right!
[cheering]
Smith has more
important things to do.
Tomorrow early he
goes to El Paso.
Ahh...
♪ [soft music] ♪
[goat and donkey noises]
Welcome to animal house.
It's like living in a zoo.
We also have gila monsters,
tarantulas, scorpions.
You gonna sleep in
here with us, Homer?
No, no, no. I got me my own
bed at my camper, Homer.
[Josh]
Homer.
Huh?
[Homer whispering]
Yeah, what, what, what?
That isn't that kid's
name. He's got no name.
Then why not get
him his own name?
Name's cheap.
Mother Maria had him
baptized after Saint Aloysius.
[Homer]
Good night, Homer.
Night, Homer.
[Trang]
Good night.
[Homer]
Good night, Trang.
[cow mooing]
[coughs]
- Night, Homer!
- Good night, Homer.
- Good night, guys.
- [both Petey's] See ya. Bye!
Sleep tight. Don't let
the bed bugs bite.
[Jenny whispering]
Good night.
You will make a
good mother, Felicia.
Gracias, Madre --
Nein. English.
You speak English.
Good night, Mother Maria.
Good night.
Let me cover you up here, huh?
There you go.
This yours?
Well if you like it,
that's good enough for me.
Good night.
[speaking German]
[children]
Night. Good night Homer.
Night. Good Night.
Mama, this barn is no
place for a kindergarten.
This is for animals,
not children--
- They're warm!
- Warm?
They're dry.
Yeah, as long as it doesn't
rain, That place is a pigsty!
Oh, no, the pigsty's
behind the barn.
Oh, you know what I mean.
So what would you do?
Well...
Well, they oughta have
a separate building
with separate bedrooms,
for maybe two apiece,
bathrooms, a place to study.
Yes, yes.
Oh, no, no, no.
No, you don't.
No, no. I'm on my
way to El Paso.
So Smith, it has been nice
to see you again. Goodbye.
Oh boy...
♪ [Western music] ♪
[in German]
Mother Maria! Mother Maria!
[strumming guitar]
What's wrong?
She has bad dreams.
She cries in her sleep.
There's nothing to
be afraid of, Pokey.
Josh is here. I'm here.
Happens lots.
She's cold.
Come here, sweetheart.
Come here.
There.
You look sick.
She always does that.
I figure she must get leg
cramps when she dreams.
Whatever it is she dreams.
Where you from?
Texas, Galveston.
How'd you end up here?
Ran off.
My mama had a lot of us.
I was somewhere in the middle.
Nobody paid me no mind.
Well, you're a good
ways from Galveston.
I was dragging my butt when
I got this far, and hungry.
I was in town and I saw
Sister Agnes put all those kids
in that old truck. I just
climbed on with them.
I'm still here.
Oh.
Well that's better.
You know, sometimes when
you're feeling down,
you just need to look up and
see all those stars up there.
I see the Big Dipper!
[Homer]
And there's the North Star.
Did you know that looking
up there at night is
like standing in the
middle of a big clock?
Keep a fix on the North Star
and it's like you can always
tell what time it is.
Yeah?
What time is it?
About ten o'clock.
At midnight, the Big Dipper
will be over there.
[Homer]
And before sun-up,
it's way around there.
That's good to know!
You study the stars a lot?
[Homer]
It costs nothing.
They becomes friends and
they don't change on you.
Good to know there's
something you can count on.
Mm-hmm. Better get
her back to bed.
I'd sure like to
learn more, Homer.
Well,maybe I'll
send you a book.
♪ [Music] ♪
♪ [Music] ♪
Mother Maria has plans
for a new dormitory.
Figures.
[Motorcycle engine]
Homer Smith?
Now who wants to know?
You're a part of
the local folklore.
Father Brian Connor.
[laughs]
I figured you for
a Hell's Angel.
[Brian]
So what are you
gonna build next?
A bankroll, I'm moving on.
Yeah, good idea.
Well excuse me, I have to go
prepare to celebrate the Mass.
- Okay.
- Take care.
Yeah.
♪ [organ plays] ♪
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning, Mother Maria.
I see Homer's been working.
Beautiful day, isn't it?
Hello. Good morning.
Good morning. Good morning.
Oh, Mrs. Everett.
Mother Maria, I
brought two members
of the charity
committee with me.
I wanted them to hear
your children's' choir.
Oh, that's nice.
I hope we'll be able to use
them for our charity bazaar.
Welcome, ladies. We are always
happy to help with any charity.
Thank you.
- Good morning.
- Hi, Marie.
Good morning.
♪ [singing hymn] ♪
♪ [singing hymn] ♪
♪ [singing hymn] ♪
♪ [singing hymn] ♪
[Janet]
You still here?
I'm still here.
Reading your Bible .
Why aren't you in church?
Baptist. What about
you, question lady?
[laughs]
Who believes in God these days?
You work with the government?
Social worker. Department
of Juvenile Welfare.
You worship the government
on Sunday too?
There are at least eight points
that do not conform
to the minimum
requirements for foster
care institutions.
That's my tomorrow
problem. Monday.
Today, I'm having a
birthday party for Jane Doe.
She deserves a farewell party.
The children are being placed
in various foster homes.
You gonna bust up this place?
I'm concerned
with their welfare.
And there's nothing
that Mother Maria,
or you, or anyone can do to keep
this place from closing
by December 15th.
So you can take off.
You can go to El Paso.
Baby, nobody tells Homer
Smith what he can do.
Excuse me, Doctor Mike. Can
I talk to you for a moment?
Yeah.
[Mrs. Everett]
The children are
wonderful, Mother Maria.
Your children's' choir
is simply enchanting.
Such purity of tone,
don't you agree?
We must have them!
Yes, you will.
You definitely will.
[Mrs. Everett]
It's shocking.
It's dreadful that these people
aren't educated more
in family planning.
She's only a child,
and I suppose
she and her husband
are on welfare too.
It's scandalous.
[car engine starts up]
How are you?
No, no, no. There's
nothing medically wrong
with Pokey's legs.
At night, the pain is
so bad she can't sleep.
Well do you know Pokey's story?
Mmm-mmm.
Her mother was a Pima Indian.
Father was a drunk.
Her mother was on drugs.
She overdosed.
See, little Pokey
couldn't wake Mama up.
So she wandered off
into the desert.
Nobody knows how
long she was running
when they finally
found her half dead.
Is it why she never speaks?
[Dr. Mike]
Or laughs or cries. See,
this is traumatic shock.
For which there is no medicine.
What about the kindergarten?
The government's
gonna close it.
But this place is
home to these kids.
Are you gonna fight City Hall?
-I'll see ya.
-Yeah...
[engine revs]
[recites in German]
Smith, we are in the
middle of Bible reading
and Sunday meditation.
[Homer]
Well I'm sorry,
but I'm taking off.
The chapel's all fixed up.
It's not finished.
[speaking German]
What else?
The bells!
Yeah, well maybe you can
jing-a-ling them through prayer.
Mama, I'm going. You
don't have to pay me.
No.
Goodbye, Herr Smith.
[continues to recite in German]
Little Jenny's got the
makings of a bad cold.
[Homer]
It's from sleeping
in that drafty barn.
We will fix it.
[continues in German]
When's the kindergarten
gonna be built?
It will be built.
Goodbye, Herr Smith.
- [continues in German]
- All right.
Now meditate.
Okay, Pokey, wish
for anything you want.
Ready, pull!
Hey, you won!
[Brian]
If one of these children
get sick, really sick,
Doctor Mike wouldn't have
medicine enough for all of them.
[Janet]
Building a proper kindergarten
is Mother Maria's
impossible dream.
It has a hollow ring to it,
like the chapel without bells.
Towers without bells have always
been the fashion around here.
Look at the Mission
Santa Teresa.
The old Spanish Mission?
Stood for almost 200 years
with an empty bell tower.
Don't tell me it was built by
a Baptist on his way to El Paso.
Brian:
No, it was built by
the Jesuits and the Indians.
Special bells were
cast in Spain,
shipped to Mexico,
sent North by wagon.
But somewhere between
here and Hermosillo
the wagon disappeared.
All this will disappear soon.
The wind will blow
the adobe away.
The rain will come
and wash it all.
Why are you so set on
closing this kindergarten down?
Give the nuns a break!
Mr. Smith, you're meddling
in a matter which you know
nothing about.
I've been here for three days.
I've watched, I've
listened. These kids...
they got something good
here. Something they need.
Something good?
Sleeping in that barn that
wouldn't pass as a chicken coop?
They're happy here!
They're getting something from
the nuns, from one another.
Good intentions instead
of good dental care.
Don't shut the place down.
Time is all they need.
Mr. Smith, what
these children need
is to be placed
in good homes with
responsible foster parents,
and the sooner the better.
So young and already
you've got all the answers.
Ain't you lucky.
♪ [Western music] ♪
Just why are you
hanging around?
Sunday's a day of rest--
You could be resting
in El Paso--
And I could be resting
at a closed gas pump.
Oh, kid. Don't tell
me your wish. Look...
I got enough problems.
And if you tell me your
wish, it won't come true.
I think the government is right.
You can't pass another miracle,
and you can't build
the kindergarten
without government help.
Nobody tells Homer Smith
what he can't do!
[reciting in German]
I want to build
the kindergarten.
I know.
I didn't know myself
until a minute ago.
I know.
Same deal as the chapel.
I supply the know-how,
you supply the materials.
Correct.
All right!
Come, come. Over
there. Smith, here.
[speaking German]
Here.
Here's the plan.
Nix, Mama. I
build it my way.
And you build it good?
I build it good.
Good.
Dear Lord...
Just whose idea was this?
♪ [playful music] ♪
Okay. All right,
One two, three, four,
five, six, seven,
eight, nine, ten!
Ten paces, that's ten yards.
How many feet in a yard?
- Two!
- [Homer] Close, Homer.
- Three?
- Right!
Three feet in a yard.
Ten times three?
It's 30!
[Homer]
Right!
Okay.
All right. Now we'll
pace off this wall.
Okay. One, two,
three, four,
five, six, seven, eight--
- How many yards?
- [children] Eight!
- How many feet?
- Twenty-five?
- Twenty-seven?
- Twenty-four.
Right, Jane Doe!
[laughing]
Why are these
children not in school?
They voted against busing,
this is their
neighborhood school.
Homer's a good teacher!
But non-accredited.
And why are you
teaching yards and feet?
Only the metric system
is taught now.
I bet you'd find something wrong
with the colors of a rainbow.
[giggling]
I came to get Jane Doe,
No-Name and Jenny.
I have immediate
placements for them.
But legally, you
don't have the right
to take these kids until
December 15th. True?
This does not concern you.
No-Name, help Jenny
get her things.
Come on, Jane Doe.
Mr. Smith, you're in my way.
You're not taking these kids.
That's not for you to say.
Where's Mother Maria?
Proving that private enterprise
is better than
government bureaucracy.
Mrs. Everett:
What an utterly enchanting idea!
Our charity bazaar
usually distributes
its funds to various
local charities.
But I'm sure I can
convince the committee
to meet your immediate
and urgent need.
The funds we raise will go to
the construction
of a kindergarten,
in your name, Mother Maria,
as a haven for
homeless children.
Danke schoen. Thank you.
Meanwhile, with the urgency
of time you tell me about,
have all the materials you
need charged to my account
at the Watt's Lumber Company.
Watt's Lumber Company,
remember that.
Oh, dear. They did promise to
send a contractor to arrange for
the building of the bazaar.
I don't suppose you
would know of anyone.
[nuns whispering]
But of course not. You're not
aware of such secular things.
I'll open the charge account
in my name, temporarily.
And we'll see that your
kindergarten is constructed.
Thank you so much, Mrs. Everett.
You're welcome.
♪ [Western music] ♪
[Joseph]
Pardon me. Are you
the lady in charge?
I'm Mother Maria.
Ahh, I'm Joseph Owlfeather,
I am the tribal
leader in this area
for the Pima Indians,
and our people sent
me here to claim
a Pima child that lives here.
She's called Poketa.
You are relations?
Well we're not blood relatives,
but the tribe
will be her family.
She should live with her own
people and know our ways.
Come. Come here.
Poketa, come here.
This is Poketa.
Josh, help Poketa
get her things, yes?
Hurry up.
I sure am gonna miss
that little Indian chick.
All:
Yeah.
Mother Maria, if you let Pokey
go to foster home,
why not the others?
Pokey does not go
to a foster home.
These are her people.
With all the kinder ,
we search for their people.
All right, you gonna take
a cactus along with you?
Good idea.
Okay. Come on.
♪ music ♪
Okay, g*ng. Come on.
Let's go. Help me move
some brush and rocks.
We gotta work on the
kindergarten. Come on.
[cheering]
Will you finish
by December 15th?
Lady, now you're in my way.
Thank you.
♪ music ♪
[Maria]
Now children,
we will rehearse
a play about the very,
very first Christmas.
It was a night of magic.
When in the Heavens
there was a beautiful star
shining to the lights over
the city of Bethlehem.
Now, Jenny, hold the
star of Bethlehem
right over Mary here. Yeah.
That's good. That's good.
Wipe your nose.
Now, Mary--
Where's Mary?
Jane Doe's sick in bed!
[mumbles in German]
Petey One, you are Mary.
A girl? But I don't
wanna be a girl!
[Maria]
Hold the baby, here.
That's it. Now, Trang!
Here I am!
You are Joseph!
Aw, I wanted to be a king!
No, you are Joseph.
Now kneel down here.
- Do I have to kneel?
- Yes, you kneel!
But Mary's sitting!
Well the mother sits
and the father kneels!
In Vietnam, we'd do
it the other way.
[Maria]
Kings come. Come. Slowly.
Slowly. Here. That's
good. Very good.
What about the shepherds?
Yes.
[mumbles in German]
Shepherds, kings... Oh, here.
Petey Two. You are
all the shepherds.
Lie here, that's nice.
Kings come out. There
should be three kings.
Sorry.
What about Homer?
[speaking German]
You should be working!
Here's a list of things we need.
Here is the place you go.
Okay.
Oh, okay. Bye-bye.
[Maria]
Bye-bye.
Now, Trang. All right,
you can be king.
All right!
[Maria]
Come on. Get up. Here. Here.
Petey Two, you are Joseph.
I can't be married
to my brother!
Oh, yes, for the play you can.
Holy smoke!
Oh, no. Holy Smoke
was the Father!
Joseph is just the husband.
Now, everybody look
very spiritual.
[laughing]
You!
[laughing]
Bueno, Amigo!
I check Mrs. Everett by phone,
she said it was okay you sign
for any materials you need.
Okay. All right.
Wow, you know a place where
a man can earn some bread?
Tom's Move-In,
take that job there.
That job's been sitting
there for a week
and I need that truck.
Every contractor
in town is tied up.
What's the deal?
It's to build a charity
bazaar for Mrs. Everett.
She's loaded. Her husband is in
minerals and
government subsidies.
Name your own price!
You mean the government might
end up paying for some of this?
Porque no. They pay
for everything else!
[laughs]
Homer Smith.
Rafael Terrano.
[speaking Spanish]
- Muchas gracias.
- Por nada.
Okay.
[Mrs. Everett]
My landscape architect
designed this.
It's just the theme I want
for the charity bazaar.
I want a carnival atmosphere.
A Mexican motif.
Serapes, piñatas,
a wandering Mariachi band.
And on stage,
folkloric dancers.
It'll cost.
Oh Mr. Smith. I want
the crème de la crème
of this community to
spend oodles and oodles
of money to finance a very
special project of mine.
A kindergarten for
homeless children.
Mrs. Everett, you've got a deal!
♪ [Western music] ♪
This is zu klein.
This is zu klein.
Too small.
It'll be plenty big enough.
Where your plans?
In here. I got me some
fresh ideas this afternoon.
Also, there's no time for
you to work somewhere else.
We must be finish
December five-teen.
It will be!
By yourself?
Don't worry, I got help.
[honking]
Here comes my labor g*ng now.
[kids cheering]
Hey, g*ng!
Just in time to write
your names in cement!
[cheering]
But first, I want you to
help me unload that lumber.
[all groan]
Homer:
Come on now. Get moving.
Tow that barge, lift
that bale. Move it!
♪ [playful music] ♪
[inaudible conversation]
Ah!
[makes kissing noise]
Love it. Love you.
Love you. Love you!
♪ [singing "Amen, Amen"] ♪
♪ Amen ♪
♪ Amen ♪
♪ Amen, Amen ♪
♪ Sing it over ♪
♪ Amen ♪
♪ Amen ♪
♪ Amen ♪
♪ Amen, Amen ♪
♪ See the baby ♪
- ♪ Amen ♪
- ♪ Wrapped in a manger ♪
- ♪ Amen ♪
- ♪ On Christmas morning ♪
♪ Amen ♪
♪ Amen, Amen ♪
♪ See him in the temple ♪
- ♪ Amen ♪
- ♪ Talking with the elders ♪
- ♪ Amen ♪
- ♪ Who marveled at his wisdom ♪
♪ Amen ♪
♪ Amen, Amen ♪
♪ Down at the Jordan ♪
- ♪ Amen ♪
- ♪ Where John was baptizin' ♪
- ♪ Amen ♪
- ♪ And saving all sinners ♪
♪ Amen ♪
♪ Amen, Amen ♪
♪ See him
at the seaside ♪
- ♪ Amen ♪
- ♪ Talkin' with the fishermen ♪
- ♪ Amen ♪
- ♪ And makin' them disciples ♪
♪ Amen ♪
♪ Amen, Amen ♪
♪ Marchin' in Jerusalem ♪
- ♪ Amen ♪
- ♪ All the palm branches ♪
- ♪ Amen ♪
- ♪ In pop and splendor ♪
♪ Amen ♪
♪ Amen, Amen ♪
♪ See him in the garden ♪
- ♪ Amen ♪
- ♪ Praying to his Father ♪
- ♪ Amen ♪
- ♪ In deepest sorrow ♪
♪ Amen ♪
♪ Amen, Amen ♪
♪ Led before a pilot ♪
- ♪ Amen ♪
- ♪ Then they crucified him ♪
- ♪ Amen ♪
- ♪ But he rose on Easter ♪
♪ Amen, Amen, Amen ♪
♪ [singing stops] ♪
Okay, let's go.
This is my paying job.
Won't be a minute.
♪ [Western music] ♪
Well, we have visitors!
Did you come with Mr. Smith?
Yes, Ma'am.
Oh, I recognize you!
Aren't you Mother Maria's choir?
That's right, Ma'am.
I've never heard such
lovely voices in all my life.
Why are you here?
Felicia lives in the
kindergarten too.
I see...
What's wrong?
I... I can't explain.
Okay, everybody
in and away we go!
What's wrong?
You sure work for
some nutty women!
[children] Yeah!
Homer:
Fuss, fuss, fuss.
Fuss, fuss, fuss!
Always complaining
and complaining.
[honking]
Homer:
Come on!
Hey, look. Look
everybody, it's Pokey!
[cheering]
Pokey!
[laughter]
How you doing?
Welcome home, Pokey!
Hello, hello, hello.
Hello, little girl!
It's been one week, but she has
been homesick for this place
as if you had been her
blood brothers and sisters.
You still nursing it along, huh?
Well you're keeping her alive,
and that's most important.
Hmm. Right?
Hey g*ng, how about a welcome
home party for Poketa?
[cheering]
[laughing]
♪ Give me yams and ham
and I'm a happy man ♪
♪ Yams and ham.
Best, damn! ♪
Yeah.
[laughs]
♪ Chicken and rice,
that's also nice. ♪
♪ And then me, oh, my,
we got a chocolate pie. ♪
[cheering]
Yeah.
[laughs]
[Trang]
And I wanna
say a special thanks
to our friend Homer who
bought all of this great food.
[cheering, clapping]
Well, you're welcome!
[laughing]
It is God we thank, not Smith.
Yeah, well I did have
a little hand in this.
You are only an
instrument of God.
Well... This instrument is ready
for some of that chocolate pie.
[cheering]
[knocking]
[Maria]
Come in!
I'm sorry to interrupt
your dinner.
But I'd like to speak
to you, Mother Maria.
Alone, if you please.
Yes, we go to my room.
Please.
Mother Maria, you
know I have always
been one of your staunchest
supporters in the community.
But I have discussed this
matter with my committee,
and we cannot condone the
innocent children in your care
associating with
that pregnant teenager.
But Felicia helps us
with the little children,
she needs to be
part of our family.
You intend to let her stay on?
Yes, I do.
[Mrs. Everett]
Flaunting her immorality,
parading her sin before
these innocent children?
Oh, Felicia is the innocent one.
Her purity was
violated by force.
She should be in a suitable
home for unwed mothers.
Felicia will stay here.
[sighs]
Regrettably, you leave
me no alternative.
I shall cancel your account at
Watt's Lumber Company
as of tomorrow.
♪ [soft music] ♪
What did the rich lady want?
She's not rich.
She's very poor.
[rooster crowing]
[speaking German]
Up, up, everybody!
Shine and rise, shine and rise!
Get up, lazy bones!
Jane, it is your turn to
make the milk from the cow.
[children protesting]
Aloysius, you feed the animals.
Up, everybody.
It is six o'clock!
[Jenny]
Sister Albertine?
"Mother Maria, to the home
you gave me, I bring shame.
Adios, Felicia."
[speaking German]
[in accented German]
What is this?
[continues in German]
Thank you!
[Janet]
Mother Maria?
Mother Maria,
I wanted to spare you this.
This Herr Pruitt,
is he the man who
can say yes or no. Ja or nein?
He is.
All right. We go and see him.
[muttering]
Oh, well.
Yes, ladies. Please.
What can I do for you?
We want to apply for money.
Everyone does.
Yes, but this very urgent.
This is for important work.
It is for the
kindergarten, you know--
Oh yes, Sister,
the kindergarten.
Ms. Owens did
brief me on that.
I have it right here--
Yeah, here it is.
The kindergarten
preliminary work. Oh, yes.
Herr Pruitt.
Herr Pruitt.
You are a man in a hurry.
We are in a hurry, too.
So let's settle down to
business right away, ja ?
Yeah.
Sister, I'm gonna save everybody
a lot of time and effort.
That's very kind
of you. Thank you.
You're welcome.
Now the normal
procedure would be
for me to supply you with
a stack of application forms
which you would fill out,
four copies of each,
and then submit to this
office for processing.
[speaking German]
I'm sorry, what is processing?
Oh...
Well, the process is to make
20 or 30 copies of your copies,
then distribute it to all
employees above a certain grade.
Then when enough
time has passed,
the director, me,
if I'm still here,
will stamp his copies
funding refused.
Now if the director
wants to pass
the buck to his successor, then
he'll stamp his copy deferred.
But the kindergarten must be
finished December five-teen.
Hmm?
December five-teen, Herr Pruitt.
Sister, compared to
bureaucratic processing,
the Chinese water
t*rture is a joy.
That's not very funny.
I'm gonna be kind and tell you
right here and now,
your request is refused.
Why?
I asked you why!
Well, Sister, there
are many reasons.
Here... Well, here. Right here.
The location that
you have chosen is--
It's isolated.
It's impractical.
What is wrong with my location?
Well, now the staff. The staff.
Yourself and four other nuns.
You have no experience,
- no training.
- We have five nuns
for nine children. That
really should be enough!
Ultimately, Sister,
your kindergarten
would be an expensive,
unnecessary duplication
of existing facilities!
But the children have
nowhere else to go.
Now, Sister, that is not true.
I have been assured
that all of these
children will be placed
in excellent foster homes.
But this separates them.
They should be
together as a family!
Impossible.
Nothing is impossible,
Herr Pruitt!
Nothing!
Sister, as far as this
agency is concerned,
your request is refused!
Sister, I'm sorry.
I'm a Catholic.
God bless you.
♪ [Dramatic music] ♪
Mother Maria, in the long run,
isn't this for the best?
[hammering]
[roster crows]
[goat bleating]
[hammering]
Looks nice, the kindergarten.
Yeah, well. It's my
last piece of lumber.
[engine starts up]
Mrs. Everett said
anything for the bazaar,
nothing for the
kindergarten. Nada .
Charity, chihuahua.
Okay.
[Rafael]
Hey, amigo !
You and I, we share a
bottle of tequila, eh?
Make it two bottles.
[Rafael]
Salude!
♪ [Homer singing
"La Cucaracha"] ♪
Buenas noches, compadres!
Yo tengo mucho balloonos!
[cheering]
Balloonos por todos!
♪ [singing "La Cucaracha"] ♪
Smith, you are the drunken.
In front of the kinder ,
you are the drunken.
Nope, I ain't the drunken.
I have had two tequilas.
-Only two tequilas?
-That's it, two tequilas!
♪ [singing "La Cucaracha"] ♪
Why do you buy
these foolish things
when you could
be buying wood?
And books, to teach
the children!
And glass for the window!
Because that wasn't
the deal, lady.
Remember. You supply
the materials and I
supply the labor.
And out of it you get
yourself a kindergarten,
and what do I get, nada ,
except some pleasure
giving these kids...
Uh...
Uh...
A little pleasure.
You and me. We made a
deal, and you broke it!
Well this God-fearing Baptist
kept his part of the
deal, and you...
Me?
I fight to keep
this place together,
to keep the children
here together,
Not your American
bureaucracy!
No organization or
charity, not you!
Nothing will separate
these children.
Well, I'm cashing in my
chips and taking my losses.
I don't play against
these kind of odds.
Your kindergarten just
isn't gonna make it, Mama,
So stop lying to me,
yourself, and these kids.
Don't look at me like that.
I did everything I could,
didn't I? We all did.
So we couldn't pull it off!
You'll be okay, so...
Homer, where are you going?
El Paso.
"The Mother General
further directs
the bishop to
inform Mother Maria
that since the kindergarten
will not become a reality,
she must prepare immediately
for reassignment.
She and Sister Gertrude will
be returned here to Austria.
Sisters Albertine,
Agnes and Elizabeth
will be given new assignments
in the United States.
Signed, Sister Magalina,
Executive Secretary
to the Mother General."
I'm very sorry.
All our work here...
Nothing.
We lose the children.
Now we lose each other.
[door closes]
Thank you, Father Connor.
I shall prepare to obey...
The orders of the
Mother General.
[sobbing]
Goodbye, children.
All right everybody,
off to your new homes!
Onto the truck,
and let's everyone
be responsible for
his own things.
Where's your duffel, Homer?
I'm not Homer!
I haven't got a name!
Let me help you up.
No.
Jane Doe, wanna sit
up in front with me?
No.
There's room up
in front with me.
This is the last time
we'll ever be together.
Will you write me?
I don't know how to write.
[engine struggles]
[engine continues to struggle]
- Congratulations, you won.
- I didn't write the law!
But it makes you smug and secure
to know somebody else did.
Mr. Smith, you're
being grossly unfair.
Isn't it my turn?
Why'd you come back?
For one reason. I'm gonna take
Pokey back to her own people,
and no government agency
or representatives
thereof better get in my way.
Come on, Josh.
Get lost!
What kind of foster home
you got in mind for Pokey?
I... I haven't been
able to place her.
It's difficult to place
an Indian child.
She'll have to go
to an orphanage.
Is that what you want?
Pokey...
Ask your folks if they
could use a black Indian.
You have no right to come
back here and interfere!
I have court orders
for that child!
Sue me.
♪ [Western music] ♪
You recognize this place?
What's this?
Come on.
Come on.
What is this about?
Lookie, look.
[Pima Indian]
You. What are you doing here?
This is a sacred place.
Well, I--I'm lost.
I'm trying to take this little
girl to Joseph Owlfeather.
Why did you bring Poketa here?
We agreed her place
was with her sisters.
Yeah, well you see...
There isn't gonna be
a kindergarten anymore.
There isn't any money.
And even if there was,
the government wouldn't
let them stay open.
But the place is needed.
A lot of people talk
about how good it was,
but nobody's raised a
hand to keep it going.
Nobody ask us.
We would help.
Yeah, how?
We are good builders.
We could also give food.
But we'd still have to
fight the whole government.
[laughing]
We have some
experience there, too.
You really meant what you
said? You'd really help?
You and the other men
from the reservation?
Why did this have to happen?
We could walk.
Long way to town.
I planned it so carefully.
I wanted it to go exactly right.
[child]
Car coming!
[Josh]
I'm a good hitchhiker.
Hey, it looks like...
- Pokey!
- Hey, it's Pokey!
Pokey! Pokey! Pokey!
[cheering, laughter]
[Josh]
Pokey, so glad to see you!
The engine just coughed
and sputtered and died.
I did everything I could.
- Trang, get behind the wheel.
- Yes, sir.
Look, it's not
gonna do any good.
It won't work. If we could just
all get into your camper...
Trang!
[engine starts up]
Everybody in the truck!
Are you going
into town with us?
Nobody's going into
town. I'm not giving up!
There's going to
be a kindergarten!
[cheering]
I don't believe this.
You've already
made that clear.
Tell me one place in your rules
and regulations where
it mentions L-O-V-E.
Bring the camper back.
You?
Quitting?
Look, I was wrong.
- What about the children?
- Let someone else worry.
You think of yourself.
Now I think of myself too.
And that's what you want.
Doesn't matter what I want.
Mother Maria has her orders
from the Mother General.
Look, it matters to me.
Mama, it seems to me you
oughta count your blessings.
You've got a good thing going.
All right, so you can't
use credit cards, but
we got the labor.
All we need is the materials
like you promised.
It will not be here!
Sister Gertrude will go
with me to Austria.
The others are being
sent where they are needed.
Sister Agnes and
Sister Albertine
will to go New Jersey,
Atlantic City.
And Sister Elizabeth
will go to Las Vegas.
[sobbing]
You're gonna blow
this whole setup?
You built a chapel!
It is not finished!
You made a home
for a lot of kids!
Mother Maria is being, as
they say, kicked upstairs.
Yeah, well I'd like to--
[sighs]
Look, there's more than
one way to skin a cat.
[Brian]
The bishop says unless
the kindergarten is built,
he will have to
transfer everyone.
Okay!
Okay, not even a bishop is gonna
separate Pokey from
Josh and the others.
So you will build
the kindergarten?
Yeah.
I tell the bishops
the kindergarten is
going to be built.
You do that.
I will tell him.
You get the labor?
- I will get the labor.
[Maria] - And the material!
And the ma--
What?
I go and see the bishop now!
Where am I gonna
get the materials?
The bishop will bless you.
- Cut that out.
- And I... I will bless you.
Where am I gonna
get the materials?
Remember the power of prayer!
Where am I gonna
get the materials?
Where am I gonna
get the materials?
[sobbing]
Where am I gonna
get the materials?
[laughing]
I must see the
bishop right away.
He's leaving in
an hour for the
state capital for
a memorial service.
That old truck will
never make it by then.
All right, you bring the
truck to the cathedral.
You'll never make it on time.
Oh, yes I will!
But just get our
things out of the way.
Allow me ladies. They may
be too heavy for you.
It's empty!
You never packed!
What does Smith say?
There is more than
one way to skin a cat.
♪ [Western music] ♪
[laughing]
Don't say anything to
Smith, but the bishop
wants we should build
a school room next!
You disappeared, naughty boy!
And I don't like owing
anybody any money.
Well, thank you. Thank you.
Now how long will it
take you to tear it down?
Uhh...
Tear it down?
Certainly, I don't want
this clutter anymore. I'm
planning a lawn party.
[laughing]
Yeehaw!
[speaking German]
Somebody's waiting for a bus.
Oh, all right.
Let's give a lift.
Felicia!
Where is Homer?
I could be home having a siesta.
I don't know.
He called and said to
round everybody up.
Indians too?
We going to build wigwams?
[truck honking]
♪ [Music] ♪
[laughing, cheering]
We got it made!
Yeah!
We got just about
everything we need!
And there's plenty more
where that came from!
Hey where'd you get all this?
What goes up must come
down and then go up again!
Hahaha...
Now here's what we're gonna do.
Now we're gonna take
this and this and this,
and then we're gonna
put this together.
Then we're gonna put it here.
We're gonna build this!
-Yeah!
-[cheering]
[speaking German]
Smith got the material!
This is the answer
to your prayers!
The government lady!
Get down. Get down quick.
Mother Maria,
have you seen Felicia?
Felicia?
Have you seen Felicia?
We heard she was in a home
for not married mothers.
She ran away. I thought
maybe she might be here.
Oh, lady, how would
she get here?
Drive to the barn.
And wait for me
inside. Be careful.
Careful now.
Mother Maria, they won't let
us go outside to help Homer.
We've been cooped up
in here all afternoon!
We finished all our homework.
Can't we go out now?
Yes, you can, but first...
You must promise on the Bible.
Everybody, hand on the Bible .
Petey One:
Come on, Jenny.
Jenny, hand on the Bible.
That you can keep
a very important secret.
You still here? I
thought you went back to
town to alert the cops
- about rules and regulations--
- Homer, I was wrong.
Did you say...
I said I was wrong.
People do make mistakes
and are sorry.
Sometimes other people
even forgive them.
You mean we've made
a believer out of you?
I do believe Mother Maria now
when she says that faith
can move mountains or...
build kindergartens.
Now if you could stop the
law from closing us down
and taking those kids...
There's a section in the code
which seems to contradict the
section about
proximity to a school.
I'll request a court ruling and
that should delay any
action for a while.
Great!
That'll give me enough time to
start borrowing from within.
All right.
Welcome to the team.
[Rafael]
It is a history of the
American Southwest
from old Indian
times to the coming
of the Spanish Conquistadors.
With a priest
bringing Christianity,
then the buildings of
the old Spanish Missions.
After that came the Americanos.
Change, yes.
Progress, yes.
But these young people
make beautiful many buildings.
And I pay them
and we all are richer.
[speaking German]
That's beautiful.
Pete, Pete!
What are you guys doing?
Not the faces.
The walls, the walls!
Look, you over there,
and you over here.
- Come on!
- Homer!
Homer, Homer.
[crowd murmuring]
[conversing in Spanish]
You've created a
Tower of Babel, Homer.
I'm an equal
opportunity employer.
We'll finish up today, I think.
You coming to the
fiesta tonight?
It's Christmas eve and I'll
be celebrating midnight Mass.
Everybody, including
Baptists, welcome.
Thank you.
Hey, you're going
a good job, Homer.
- Thanks, Homer.
- Okay.
How about a drink?
Can you get them up by midnight?
Fantastic!
♪ [Festive music] ♪
Be still, Jane Doe!
It itches, why did Joseph
have to have a beard?
Jenny, the doll
needs some clothes.
What's this clothes?
Traveling clothes, I fix.
Oh, but Jane Doe
cannot be Joseph!
She has to be the Mother Mary.
-Oh, yeah. The costume fits her.
- Of course.
Now who could be Joseph?
Dig my crazy crown,
Your Majesty!
Mine keeps slipping off,
Your Majesty.
I wish I could
go to the fiesta
instead of wearing
these nutty clothes.
♪ [Mexican music] ♪
Gertrude:
Smith, Smith!
Get Doctor Mike
for Mother Maria.
Is she sick?
Make hurry. Quick! Quick!
[Sister]
Peace on Earth.
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas,
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas.
Noel.
It's time.
Sister:
Merry Christmas to all.
A few more minutes
until midnight.
It's all over town
Mother Maria's sick.
Nothing could k*ll that lady.
It's all over.
The kindergarten
has a new member.
It's a fine boy.
Felicia had a baby!
Felicia had a baby!
Jenny, you gave away the secret,
you swore on the Bible !
Felicia here?
Mother Maria was hiding her.
Promise you won't tell?
I won't tell.
Can we see the baby?
Well you can come in,
but be very quiet.
Now what will you
name your son, hmm?
Would it be wrong to...
[whispers]
No. No, I don't think
it's sacrilegious.
He's a child of God,
your son. Hmm?
[Barn Animals]
Wow.
What's his name?
Jesus.
Of course.
What else?
Hey, g*ng. It's show time.
You going to Mass?
It's about time.
And you?
I'll stop by, yeah.
[bells ringing]
The chapel is finished.
You?
Merry Christmas
from the Pima Indians.
[bells ringing]
Now!
♪ [music] ♪
♪ Children,
go where I send thee, ♪
♪ How shall I send thee? ♪
♪ Well, I'm gonna
send you one by one ♪
♪ One for
the little bitty baby ♪
♪ Was born, born,
born in Bethlehem ♪
♪ Children,
go where I send thee, ♪
♪ How shall I send thee? ♪
♪ Well, I'm gonna
send you two by two ♪
♪Two for Paul and Silas ♪
♪ One for
the little bitty baby ♪
♪ Was born, born,
born in Bethlehem ♪
♪ Children,
go where I send thee, ♪
♪ How shall I send thee? ♪
♪ Well, I'm gonna
send you three by three ♪
♪ Three for
the Hebrew children ♪
♪Two for Paul and Silas ♪
♪ One for
the little bitty baby ♪
♪ Was born, born,
born in Bethlehem ♪
♪ Children,
go where I send thee, ♪
♪ How shall I send thee? ♪
♪ Well, I'm gonna
send you four by four ♪
♪ Four for the four
that stood at the door ♪
♪ Three for
the Hebrew children ♪
♪Two for Paul and Silas ♪
♪ One for
the little bitty baby ♪
♪ Was born, born,
born in Bethlehem ♪
♪ Children,
go where I send thee, ♪
♪ How shall I send thee? ♪
♪ Well, I'm gonna
send you five by five ♪
♪ Five for
the gospel preacher ♪
♪ Four for the four
that stood at the door ♪
♪ Three for
the Hebrew children ♪
♪Two for Paul and Silas ♪
♪ One for
the little bitty baby ♪
♪ Was born, born,
born in Bethlehem ♪
♪ Children,
go where I send thee, ♪
♪ How shall I send thee? ♪
♪ Well, I'm gonna
send you six by six ♪
♪ Six for the six
that never got fixed ♪
♪ Five for
the gospel preacher ♪
♪ Four for the four
that stood at the door ♪
♪ Three for
the Hebrew children ♪
♪Two for Paul and Silas ♪
♪ One for
the little bitty baby ♪
♪ Was born, born,
born in Bethlehem ♪
♪ Children,
go where I send thee, ♪
♪ How shall I send thee? ♪
♪ Well, I'm gonna
send you seven by seven ♪
♪ Seven for the seven
that never got to heaven ♪
♪ Six for the six
that never got fixed ♪
♪ Five for
the gospel preacher ♪
♪ Four for the four
that stood at the door ♪
♪ Three for
the Hebrew children ♪
♪Two for Paul and Silas ♪
♪ One for
the little bitty baby ♪
♪ Was born, born,
born in Bethlehem ♪
♪ Children,
go where I send thee, ♪
♪ How shall I send thee? ♪
♪ Well, I'm gonna
send you eight by eight ♪
♪ Eight for the eight
that stood at the gate ♪
♪ Seven for the seven
that never got to heaven ♪
♪ Six for the six
that never got fixed ♪
♪ Five for
the gospel preacher ♪
♪ Four for the four
that stood at the door ♪
♪ Three for
the Hebrew children ♪
♪Two for Paul and Silas ♪
♪ One for
the little bitty baby ♪
♪ Was born, born,
born in Bethlehem ♪
♪ Children,
go where I send thee, ♪
♪ How shall I send thee? ♪
♪ Well, I'm gonna
send you nine by nine ♪
♪ Nine for the nine
that stood at the line ♪
♪ Eight for the eight
that stood at the gate ♪
♪ Seven for the seven
that never got to heaven ♪
♪ Six for the six
that never got fixed ♪
♪ Five for
the gospel preacher ♪
♪ Four for the four
that stood at the door ♪
♪ Three for
the Hebrew children ♪
♪Two for Paul and Silas ♪
♪ One for
the little bitty baby ♪
♪ Was born, born,
born in Bethlehem ♪
♪ Children,
go where I send thee, ♪
♪ How shall I send thee? ♪
♪ Well, I'm gonna
send you ten by ten ♪
♪ Ten for
the ten commandments ♪
♪ Nine for the nine
that stood at the line ♪
♪ Eight for the eight
that stood at the gate ♪
- ♪ Seven for the seven ♪
- For you, Homer.
♪ Six for the six
that never got fixed ♪
- ♪ Five... ♪
- What, did you say something?
Merry Christmas.
It is, Pokey.
♪ ...was born, born ♪
♪ born in Bethlehem ♪
It is. It is.
♪ Born, born ♪
♪ born in Bethlehem ♪
[engine starts up]
♪ Western music ♪
Will Smith come back?
In God's good time.
♪ Western music ♪
♪ [Multicom Entertainment
Group jingle] ♪
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