Home For the Holidays (2017)

[bunniefuu]

[grunts] Ah!

[Tip] Hey, buddy!

[both laughing]

[festive music]

[Oh] Oh, Tip?

Tip!

[sniffs]

Tip, my nostricles has picked up

the most wonderful and mysterious aroma.

What is being the source

of this delightful...

[shrieks]

What are you doing to those tiny humans?

[laughs]

They're Ginger Buff Men, dude.

A Tucci family recipe.

Ooh, you're baking some good-looking abs,

Turtlebear!

Thanks, Mom!

We make them every year for the holidays.

Holler daze?

Yeah, the holidays. Wait...

[exclaiming]

That's right!

You don't know about the holidays!

I get to introduce you to Christmas!

Well, I has never has

a Christmas-ings before.

What is it goings to be like?

It's gonna be great

-It is?

-Yeah!

Making cookies look good

And chopping firewood

This is what we do for fun

Building snowmen and making new friends

Saying hi to everyone

-Hi!

-It's gonna be great

-Yeah?

-Yeah!

Wrapping up presents

Feeling real pleasant

-Comfy and warm inside

-[giggles]

Sit by the fire, listen to a choir

[all] Let happiness be your guide

It's all those warm fuzzies

We get this time of year

With family all together

Enjoying Christmas cheer

[meows]

[all] It's gonna be great

-Yeah?

-[both] Yeah!

Covering up things while we all sings

Loud enough to scare a mouse

-Boo!

-[shrieks]

Lots of decorating, keep decorating

Filling every inch of the house

[both]

Keep decorating, keep decorating

-Tinsel.

-Lights.

-Presents.

-Wreaths.

[both]

Keep decorating, more decorating

-Cookies.

-Duckies.

-Garland.

-Fake teeths.

[both]

Keep decorating, can't stop decorating

-Ribbons.

-Pineapples.

-Stockings.

-Shoes.

-Bobbles.

-Bicycles!

-Candles!

-Engines!

-Mistletoe.

-Buffalo!

-Candy cane!

-[both] Christmas train

[whistle blowing]

[all laughing]

It's gonna be great

[meows]

[all] Whoo!



I never knew how good

A friend could be

-Uh-huh.

-All alone

I was searching the galaxy

You came along

And completed our family

[Tip and Oh] We're better together

Now that we found our way

Home

It's home

[Tip] We're from worlds apart

[Oh] Connected by the heart

No matter where we are

It will always feel like

-Home

-Like

[Tip and Oh] Home

It's home

[Tip] We're from worlds apart

[Oh] Connected by the heart

No matter where we are

It will always feel like

-Home

-Like

[Tip and Oh] Home

[Oh] We're home

[laughing]

Well, kids, I'd say these just might be

the best Christmas decorations

the Tucci house has ever seen.

Yeah, yeah! Team Tucci!

[squealing]

I am wishings we could decorate

for eternities.

Giving a spiky tree sparkling clothes.

Draping sequentially blinking color-coded

light strings across every surface.

And... sharing special gifts!

[whispering] With my special loved ones.

Aw, buddy!

If you like gift giving,

then wait till you see what Mom gives you.

She's the best gift giver.

I cannot wait, My-Mom!

[carolers]

Deck the halls with boughs of holly

What is beings that harmonic hollering?

Ha! Those are carolers, dude.

[shrieking]

Don we now our g*y apparel

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

Troll the ancient Yuletide carol

-Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la

-[shouts]

[giggles] La-la-la-la

All of this is startings to give me

the warm feelings on my insides.

Ooh, boy-boy, you're starting to get

that Christmas feeling.

And if you think our house is impressive,

just wait until I take you downtown.

Blam! Face full of Christmas.

My face literally cannot wait. [shrieks]

Let us go gettings

our hazardous weather protection suits.

[both laughing]

[sighs]

[meows]

I know, Pig!

I've been trying to come up

with the perfect gift to give Oh

for the past three months!

[meows]

Yeah, but what do you get a Boov

for his very first Christmas?

Especially when he's

your perfect little angel.

[retching]

You're right!

It's got to come from the heart.

Bye, Mom!

Yes. Bye, My-Mom!

[shrieking and giggling]

That's it!

I will not disappoint my purple baby

on his first Christmas.

Time for mama to hit the shops.

[garbled murmuring]

[laughs] You all right?

If my face

is to be full of Christmas soon,

then I am believings I better stretch.

[garbled murmuring]

It's not quite like that, dude.

It's more...

[gasping]

[coughing]

What's the big idea, Fox?

You and your Boov Out Boys trying

to sass me and my Boov friend again?

No, no. We just want to say...

We wish you a merry Christmas

We wish you a merry Christmas

We wish you a merry Christmas

And a happy New Year!

We wish you a merry Christmas, Tip and Oh!

[giggling]

Uh, you hate us. Why you all cheery?

This is the most magical time of the year.

And to celebrate it,

we're making a celebrity holiday special!

-For the Internet.

-Check it.

We have a stage, and decorations,

and lights...

and a cameraman.

And Stick's celebrity cousin.

We even have Kelly Clarkson.

Uh-huh.

Okay. Well, we're gonna go 'cause...

Don't you want to know

why we're putting all of this together?

-Not really.

-Because we're so bad all year

that we put all our hearts into making

a celebrity holiday special

that will surely bring joy to the world!

To get us off Santa's Naughty List.

Shh. It doesn't work

if you say that part out loud.

So you think that you're gonna bring joy

to everyone with this thing?

Yeah. Because...

We're getting nothing for Christmas

Mm-hmm.

We weren't good boys this year

But we want to get stuff for Christmas

So we need to give people cheer

[laughs]

We will film some holiday songs

Sung by celebrities

Our list for Santa Claus is long

So we must bring you glee

We will get something for Christmas

Ooh.

We'll bring the world some joy

[man] Aw, yeah!

Yeah, we will get something

For Christmas

[man] Oh, yeah!

Once we have been good Boov Out Boys

[laughs]

Oh, dang!

Did I hear this is beings

a celebrity holiday special?

You sure did.

Well, I hopes you were plannings

on including Sharzod,

since I am beings the most celebrated

celebrity Boov in all Chicago.

Uh, Fox doesn't really like Boov.

I'm sure we can find a place to squeeze

this fine Boov into our special-special.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, that's nice.

But this danky stage

ain't gonna cuttings it.

If I'm gonna be in your special,

then we're gonna film somewhere worthy

of a Sharzod number.

Well, what do you think, Oh?

Everything you have been

showings me is so...

[squealing]

Ha! Yep!

I'd say you get

what Christmas is all about.

-Except...

-What?

...it's just, I'm not so sure

you have a face full of Christmas yet.

[exclaiming]

Tip, make it full! Make my face full, Tip!

All right, all right. Check this out.

[both laughing]



This is it, Oh.

Your face full of Christmas.



[Oh squealing]

My face is feelings it!

My face is feelings...

-[bell ringing]

-[man] Merry Christmas!

[Smek] Marryings who?

I don't even know you.

[shouts] Bells of aggression!

The human is goings to attack! Retreat!

[male Boov] What is happenings?

[crying]

[distressed chatter]

Ribbons, ribbons.

Everywhere there's ribbons.

[Oh] Huh?

Tip, there are being no Boov

in the display window.

Hmm. You're right.

Guess that makes sense,

since you're probably the only Boov

that knows what Christmas is.

[whimpering]

They are not knowing of the feelings.

[sighs]

Uh, I think your face full deflated.

I am havings a hard time keepings it.

How can I possibly enjoys

this humans holiday

if my fellow Boov are not?

[somber music]

-Ooh.

-Ooh!

-Ooh!

-Ooh!

Tip, why are we ooh-ings?

We should bring Christmas to the Boov!

[screaming]

[festive music]



[Tip] Sha-blam!

[Tip and Oh laughing]

Stop. Okay, go.

All right, go. Excellent.

I would likings to purchase

a new hat, please.

Here you are goings.

-[blowing instrument]

-Ahh!

[Tip and Oh laughing]

Ding-a-ling, my little poomp neighbors!

[indistinct chatter]

-Excusings.

-What is goings on?

Holdings it right there!

The shakings of ring dingers

is strictly prohibited.

A citations for you,

and a citations for you.

[whimpers]

What?

And you has been flyings with a bulb out?

Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

Hey, Kyle.

-What?

-Boop.

[gasps] Touching is a violation!

-[laughs]

-Uh, Tip.

Now I know how much

you are lovings to lord over a crowd.

Truth!

But it would be such a treats

if I could be the ones

to sharing this wonderful holiday

of Christmas-ings with my fellow Boov.

'Tis the season, bud. They're all yours.

[clears throat]

Boov of Boovsland!

Huh?



Friendlings come and gather round

There is somethings I has found

A world of wonders

Undiscovered by Boov-kind

It is so hard to describe

The fuzzies here in my insides

-Is it a Tummy Fish?

-No, it is being Christmas time

Christma-what?

Lettings me show you.

Simply start with a string

Of the brightest little bling

Then wrap it round

Your nostricles in a bun

-That's a new one

-Give a curly cane a lick

For now you has a tickle stick

Spreading giggles to each and everyone

Should I? Heh, nah!

They're having fun!

-Like this?

-[Oh] That is the spirit.

-How about a chorus?

-Yes, lets them hear it!

Christmas, we love Christmas times

Christmas makes our spirits climb

Feeling fuzzies all the times

Singing these rhymes

We repeat a hundred times

I am so likings what I am hearing

about "Christmas."

Yes, more!

Tellings us more, Oh! [exclaims]

You gottings it.

Take a thing called mistletoe

Place it on a friend's elbow

And together, start playing the bongos

Pull the socks off humans feet

Pack them full of Christmas meat

And taste the smoky, squishy goodness

With your toes

Cute, but gross!

[indistinct chatter]

Tellings us more! Tellings us more!

Keepings it coming, Oh!

Uh, okay. Um...

Ah!

There is a plump man in a cap

Who lets you sit upon his lap

And if you're good

You start to grow a bushy beard

Now it's getting weird.

And down at the South Pole

Got a workshop full of trolls

Who fly his sleigh around

With their pointy ears

It might be time to interfere.

I feel I should correct him

This blatant misdirection

A strange Christmas

Is being taught by this song

But the Boov are full of cheer

Without a mention of reindeer

Having fun

What could possibly go wrong?

Christmas all nights long!

Yes-ing! Yes-ing! In fact...

I has saved the best for last

The part that cannots be surpassed

Something much more

Than socks of meat or jingle gongs

It is the melody I sing

And the Christmas cheer I bring

-It is the music...

-[both] So let's all sing along

Christmas, we love Christmas times

Christmas makes our spirits climb

Feeling fuzzies all the times

Singing these rhymes

We repeat it a hundred times!

[grunts]

Yeah, Christmas!

[grunts]

Oh, you has taught us well

We are under Christmas spell

It is a holiday

We now trulies understand

It went as planned!

Thankings you for this gift

Our spirits you did lift

For now and ever

We has Christmas in Boovsland!

I am the man-man!



[Boov laughing and cheering]

[male Boov] Yeah, all right!

[Oh and Tip laughing]

[Oh] Ha-ha-ha-ha!

Merry Christmas!

[Tip] It's "h*-h*-h*," bud.

[Fox] Wow, boys.

I mean, wow! Check out this stage.

Sharzod said she wants to "dang up"

our celebrity holiday special.

[gasps]

[boy] Wow.

Start filming.

["Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy"

remix playing]

Check me out, this is my Wonderland

Christmas Dance, hunky mans

So strong when they lift

If this is Christmas

Then please count me in

Every year I'll be here

Here's some Christmas gifts

Ooh!

These nutcrackin' dudes are

Showering me with jewelry

Because I am their Christmas Queen

What's that I see? Under that mouse-y?

Coulds it really be?

More stuff for me!

Dang, dang, dang, dang, dang

Dang, dang, dang

[electronic echo] Dang

Dang, dang, dang, dang

[laughs] Great! Great! This is great!

All right. See you tomorrow.

Was that him?

Yeah, my Cousin Benny's on his way in

from Hollywood to be in our next act!

He's really coming!

Dang, dang, dang, dang, dang

That's a hit!

[birds chirping]

[snoring]

[gasps] Christmas Eve!

[gasps]

Christma-wha?

You know, it's the day before the day,

where it's not actually the day,

but it's where, um...

It's gonna be great!

[gasps]

[both laughing]

[snoring]

[Tip and Oh] Christmas Eve! Christmas Eve!

[gasps]

[all] Christmas Eve! Christmas Eve!

[weakly] Christmas Eve.

Christmas Eve.

[squeals] Christmas is tomorrow, My-Mom!

Are you excited?

It's excited!

Uh, yeah, and I'm completely ready,

done my Christmas shopping

for the year,

I'm totally not a failure as a parent!

I'm so sorry, please forgive me.

-What?

-Huh?

[male Boov] Happyings the holidays!

[both gasp]

Phew.

[meows]

Yeah, Pig.

This is my last day

to find Oh the perfect present.

[retching]

I know, it's got to come from the...

Wait, how many of those did you eat?

[meowing]

[gasps]

Merry Christmas-ing!

Happy Holidays!

Looks like our plan worked

even better than we expected.

Yes. The Boov are Christmas-ing

down here in Chicago.

The Boov.

[festive music]

[all exclaiming]

-Whoa!

-[gasps]

Yeah! [chuckles]

[laughing]

[chuckles]

Christmas, we love Christmas times

Christmas makes our spirits climb



Oh, yeah!

[squealing]



[all cheering]

Whoo! All right!

So good!

So Christmasies!

In fact, I am theorizing

that every being in Chicago is havings

the best day ever!

I am having the worst day ever!

[bell ringing]

Ooh! Can you please tell me

what a Boov wants for Christmas?

I could use a new ringer-dinger!

[laughs]

[buzzer sounds]

Ah! A spo-bangle!

[laughing]

[buzzer sounds]

[giggling]

[buzzer sounds]

[groans]

For the last time,

I am not getting him a buzzer!

[murmuring]

[buzzer sounding]

[both laughing]



There are being Boov

in the display window!

There are being Boov

in the display window!

Boom! We did that.

You want to strut about it?

You knowings it.

[upbeat music]

[Boov laughing]

Whee!

[both] Uh-huh!

[gags]

Presents!

[both laughing]

I'm feeling good that we're the ones

who brought Christmas to the Boov.

Huh? So you're the ones responsible

for all this?

Yeah, we're pretty much

the new Santa Clauses.

Santa Claus? More like Awful Claus.

[laughs] Yeah, more like Sad-ta Claus!

[laughs] More like Santa...

B-bad?

[stammering]

Badanta Claus.

[chuckles]

Not-good-tan-ta Claus!

Ah! You've done a terrible thing!

[sobs]

Ah, it's okay,

you'll burn 'em good next time.

-[crying]

-Wait!

You should know

that the Boov are ruining Christmas!

Ruinsing Christmas?

Singings to a crowd

But do it very louds

Until they can no longer stands it

What?

Grab somebody's gift

And throw it in a ditch

It is the humans' best tradition

Uh-oh.

And if we want some more

We'll disintegrate the door

Just to spread this holiday feeling

-Oh, wow.

-Not good.

String up trash, eat a tree

Lick everything you see

Taking calendars

Filled up with presents

[screaming]

Christmas, we love Christmas times

Christmas makes our spirits climb

-Feeling fuzzies all the times

-Presents!

Singing these rhymes

They'll repeat it a million times.

Um, okay.

The Boov might be Christmas-ing

a little too hard.

Is that even possibles?

-Run for your lives!

-Celebrating! Celebrating!

Celebrating!

Perhapsings.

We got to fix this.

[whimpering]

No time to sad cry, buddy.

Uh, what other types of cryings is there?

Battle cry.

[yelling]

[yelling]

That's not how you celebrate Christmas!

[yelling]

[all screaming]

[Smudge]

When's your cool cousin gonna get here?

Any second.

I'm so excited to see him.

And now that Benny's

moved out to Hollywood

and become a super famous actor,

we only get to hang out when he comes

into town for Hanukkah.

I didn't know you were Jewish.

Really? I'm always wearing this.

-[doorbell]

-[knocking]

[gasping]

He's here!

Before you meet him,

there's just one thing,

and I know this is weird, but...

whatever you guys do,

do not mention latkes.

Those yummy potato pancake thingies?

Why?

Trust me. Just don't.

[screaming]

[Ben laughing]

Okay! And boom, I'm here!

[both gasp] How'd he do that?

Hollywood magic, boys.

[upbeat music]

[both] Ben Schwartz!

[shrieking]

What's up, Stick-man?

I can't believe your cousin

is the Ben Schwartz!

I mean,

I usually don't get starstruck, but...

[exclaiming]

Guys. Be cool.

Oh, I can tell they're cool.

They're friends

with my favorite little cuz!

[gasping]

So, Stick-man told me

all about your project.

It sounds dope.

I am flattered to be included. Truly.

We flattered Ben Schwartz.

And because I never

want to let down my mishpocheh,

I prepared a nice little song

about our family's

Hanukkah party traditions.

Just like my boy here asked.

Ben Schwartz wrote a song for us?

Oh, now our special is sure to be a hit.

Oh, thank you so much, Benny.

I can't wait to hear it.

Uh, do you need anything or...

Nah. I brought my own beats!

[all gasp]

Mm, yeah.

[laughs]

Gonna tell you about my holiday.

Hanukkah.

Uh-oh!

Here we go.

Hanukkah, oh, Hanukkah

Those eight meshuga nights

Gonna have a party

In my house we do it right

Fam around the table, menorah glowin'

One candle for each night

Blessings flowin'

As the flames are now flickerin'

Presents got us snickerin'

But me, I'm finger lickerin'

Only one thing I am picturin'

What?

Better hold on to your yarmulke

'Cause best part

of this Hanukkah is...

What is it? What is it? Tell us. Tell us.

Oh, no.

Latkes

Those potato pancakes in stacks

I would take racks

Of those crispy golden packs of potatoes

-Yeah?

-And onions

-'Cause.

-You need that flour and egg

-Then fry it

-'Cause.

Without them it just won't be the same

If you want your nosh

You got to play the game

'Cause we got eight days of latkes

Eat 'em while you can

Eight days of latkes

Pound 'em by the pan

Okay. That's enough about latkes.

How about you just tell them

what we do at our Hanukkah party?

Yeah, yeah, all right.

Now we rollin' dreidel

Chocolate gelt on the line

Boom, threw a gimel

Yeah, pot's all mine

Top keeps spinning, can't stop winning

But my nose is beginning

To smell something thinning

-The air

-Not again!

Uh-oh!

Latkes!

Bubbe's recipe's on point

Fry 'em up, fry 'em up

Love that sizzle in this joint

Fry 'em up, fry 'em up

Put 'em in your face hole

Stuff 'em in your mouth

Only eight days to fly

Before them latkes migrate south

Eight days of latkes

Eat 'em while you can

Eight days of latkes

Pound 'em by the pan

Fiddle break!

You haven't told the story

of Hanukkah yet.

Aren't you gonna talk about the Maccabees?

Nah,

I'm gonna mack on these latkes!

Shreddin' that potato

Givin' it a salt

Mash it into pancakes

Smother it in schmaltz

When you can't have any more

Lickin' grease off the floor

Belly stuffed, full and sore

Have to roll out the door

I'm a latke monster, hear my roar

Eight days of latkes

Eat 'em while you can

Eight days of latkes

Pound 'em by the pan

I'm all latke-meshugenah

Can't wait for my next Hanukkah



Incredible!

This holiday special is sure

to bring joy to the world now.

We're so off Santa's Naughty List.

Thanks, Cousin Benny.

What's the next number?

Um, it's with...

[gasps] Kelly!

Ooh, ooh, Clarkson!

To the rooftop, boys!

[people screaming]

[yelling]

Oh, take the other leg.

I got this one in check!

We'll pin him down.

Right! [grunts]

Enjoyings your gift. Merry Crimus!

Huh?

Hmm.

[laughing]

-[Tip] Oh!

-[gasps]

[panting]

I gottings it!

-Yeah, buddy!

-Yeah!

[grunts]

I no gottings it.

[groaning]

[exclaiming]

[people screaming]

[energetic music]



[calm music]

Sir!

The underground cocoa reserve

has been compromised!

[screaming]

[energetic music]



[gasp]

[people screaming]



[indistinct chatter and shouts]

Yep!

This is pretty much our fault, isn't it?

[gasps]

What the what is that!

Merry Christmas-ings!

I am beings Cone-a-Claus

and I am delivering your presents!

Throw-throw-throw.

[Oh] Traffic Cone Larry is using hoses

to blowing garbage into the streets!

Hey, what's with all this "cocomotion"?

[laughing] Crushing it, my friend.

Yeah. Life has joy again.

[grunts]

[whimpers]

[screams]

Excusing us, friend!

-Sorry!

-Pardonings us.

[panting]

[laughing] Larry Christmas, ones and all!

[gasps] Oh, I got an idea.

But we're gonna need to yoink that ship

from Larry!

Um, hows?

Havings more Christmas fun!

Officer Kyle!

A very happy Christmas-ings to you,

Humansgirl.

Huh? Hey, hey, hey!

Follow that Boov ship thingy!

We got to stop him!

I do nots thinkings so.

I am beings the Christmas fun police

and he is clearly having the most fun!

How could Traffic Cone Larrys possibly

be havings Christmas fun

when he is hasing a light out?

[gasps] What?

Fun violation...

-Finally!

-Yes!

[Kyle] Pullings over!

[Tip] All right, Oh.

Those tube arm dealies

don't just sh**t things out,

they suck things up, right?

So if we get inside that ship,

we can suck up the entire mess.

Now!

Ta-da!

[both yelling]

Hi, Christmas birdies!

-Fly away!

-[grunts]

[shrieking]

[laughing]

[shrieks]

-[laughing and shrieking]

-[shrieking]

[screaming]

Oh, whoo!

[giggling]

-Hey!

-Mine!

[laughing] Whoo!

Yes!

[laughing]

Helloings.

Hi, Traffic Cone Larry!

Say, have you noticed

there's a huge pile of trash over there?

Presents? For me?

All right, boy-boy. Let's fix Christmas!

[giggles]

[whirring]

Hey, thanks!

[all cheering]

Aww.

Looks like we cleaned up our mess!

Want to strut about it?

You know it.

[upbeat music]



[feedback screeching]

Ladies and gentlemen,

please enjoy as the Boov Out Boys

proudly present

the one and only Kelly Clarkson.

[gentle instrumental music]



[all gasping]

Hmm?

O, holy night

The stars are brightly shining

It is the night

Of our dear savior's birth



Long lay the world

In sin and error pining

Till he appeared

And the soul felt its worth

A thrill of hope

The weary world rejoices

For yonder breaks

A new and glorious morn

Fall

On your knees

Oh, hear

The angels' voices

O, night

Divine

O, night

When Christ was born

O, night

Divine

O, night

[both screaming]

O, night div...

O, night divine



Uh-huh. Ya see?

We told you that you two ruined Christmas.

Oh, this is bad.

How do you meanings?

The Boov has bringings a giant string

of Christmas lights to Chicago.

Those aren't lights, dude, they're stars.

And they've totally messed up

Earth's gravity.

[rumbling]

Um, yes, I am seeings now

how that can be a problem.

I wish I had said something

when I had the chance.

About whatings?

It's just... you were kind of

making stuff up about how to do Christmas,

and I thought it was cute at first,

but the Boov got carried away.

Excusing me, Tip,

but if it were not for my explainings,

the Boov would nots have

a Christmas at all.

Exactly.

Do nots putting this on me, Tip.

Just because I did nots understandings

the "nuance"

of your silly humans holidayings.

Yeah. Technically it is "our holiday,"

until you guys took it too far, and now...

If you are having somethings to say,

you should just sayings it, Tip.

Fine! You and the Boov ruined Christmas!

[shrieking]

How dares you, Tip?

I am beings so offended

I could just float away!

Well, maybe I'm so angry with you

that I'll float away too!

Soundings good to me!

"Soundings" good to me too!

Float away faster!

You floats away faster!

[somber music]



[yelling]

We ruined Christmas

And there's no more turning back

We hads the best intentions

But the train wenting off the track

Yeah, we ruined Christmas

And it cannot be undone

Chicago floats high above the ground

Whatings has we done?

It could have been so great

But now it seems too late

[Tip and Oh]

Our follies blossom uncontrolled

And I can't be consoled

'Cause now it feels so cold

We ruined Christmas

We ruined Christmas

We ruined Christmas

We ruined Christmas

We ruined Christmas



[whimpers]

O, night divine

[coughing]

Whoa!

Okay, I heard Chicago was windy,

but this is ridiculous!

[gasps] Kelly Clarkson?

I hope you weren't expecting Santa Claus.

Do you know what's going on here?

It's making it really hard

to figure out where I parked my car.

Uh, actually, this is all my fault.

Say what?

[sighs] I just wanted to show

my best friend how awesome Christmas is,

and now we're not even talking

to each other.

Hey. Keep your chin up, kiddo.

I'm sure it was just

a Christmas misunderstanding.

It happens a lot this time of year.

I tried to do it right.

I told him about the gifts,

and decorating, and the Ginger Buff Men!

You know, all the Christmas essentials.

And now the whole city's

gone straight to...

[horn blowing]

Whoa! I almost yachted right into you,

little guy.

Hey, you all right?

[crying] I really...

[sniffs] messinged up this time.

[upbeat music]

[gasps] Hollywood celebrity Ben Schwartz!

What are you doings here?

[whimpering]

Hey, come on, now.

There's no crying during the holidays.

[crying]

I has broken another holidayings rule!

[sobs]

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Why don't you tell Benjamin Joseph

Schwartz what's got you down?

-[grunting]

-[whimpering]

[gags] Careful, I'm pretty full right now.

Me too! With sadness!

This is my first time holidayings,

and I think I did doings it wrong.

No way, buddy.

That's what's great about the holidays.

There is no right or wrong way to do 'em.

They just are.

Even if the things I did

ruined the Earth's gravitational stability

and could potentially put the planet

on a deadly collision course

with other celestial bodies?

Well, we all have

our own ways to celebrate.

[sniffs] Is that beings how you

are celebratings Christmas?

No, no, no, no, no,

this is how I celebrate Hanukkah.

Ha-nu whatings?

It is a different holiday

my family celebrates

around the same time as Christmas.

So every humans person is celebratings

different holidays and customs

at this time of year?

Yeah, yeah, yeah! But the most important

thing is that we're...

Celebrating them with our loved ones.

It's not about the Christmas tree itself.

It's about the blessing

of having everyone around that tree.

Yeah. I guess that's true, isn't it?

The magic of Christmas doesn't come

from presents, or decorations,

or yummy treats!

It comes from...

My gut!

Wonderfully stuffed

with those crispy golden tater cakes.

Every bite brings me right back

to my family kitchen

where we all gather round

and help my dad

fry up that greasy goodness.

Then we'd jam our faces full of...

Togetherness. With my family. My kids.

Seeing the joy on their little faces.

It's something so pure. So genuine.

So much more than any...

Tradition!

These latkes are like delicious memories,

and I'm just filling my insides with...

Something special that we can only

experience at this time of year.

It's bigger than any of us.

But small enough to be inside each of us.

No matter what you believe.

[both] It's more like...

[festive music]



[both] A feeling.

[laughing]

Oh!

Tip! Tip!

Oh!

Tip, Tip, Tip, Tip,

Tip, Tip, Tip, Tip, Tip!

I shouldn't have lost my cool.

I'm sorry, buddy.

No. I ams the one

who should be apologizings.

In all of my excitements,

I did nots take the time

to understands that Christmas is...

[both] A feeling!

[laughing]

Tip, I am believing

that if we can gets everyone

to embrace this concept...

We can un-ruin Christmas!

But how-the-how-the

are we goings to tell them?

Christmas, we love Christmas times

Christmas makes our spirits climb

[strained] Stop. Stop.

I can't get that song out of my head.

[both gasp]

So... if we are wantings them

to listens, then...

[squealing]

It's not about the presents

It's not about a tree

Sure, we love all these traditions.

But this season means more to me

Twinkling lights are all around us

Santa Claus is at the mall

But it's not about those things

No, things are not the point at all

Beautifully sung, my friend!

[Tip and Oh] Christmas is a feeling

For every kind of being

Come one, come all

And deck your halls

Yeah, Christmas is a feeling

So feel its call

It's not about those stockings stuffed

Not chestnuts warming on a fire

[Tip and Oh]

Sure, we enjoy all these treats

But that ain't the real desire

Hot cocoa can warm our toes

Warm gingerbread may fill our nose

Our ears can hear

Those sleigh bells ring

This season makes our senses sing

-A feeling?

-[Tip and Oh] Christmas is a feeling

A feeling!

[Tip and Oh] For every kind of being

Come one, come all

And deck your halls

Yeah, Christmas is a feeling

So feel its call

Christmas is a feeling

For every kind of being

We all have our ways to feel the fun

'Tis the season for everyone

Light your candles for eight nights

Or eat a long string of colored lights

There's no feast quite like a Karamu

These things make you feel

The way we do

[Ben]

Latkes frying, dreidels spinning

Goose on your head with a bow

Had us grinning

Passing and sipping your sweet tambiko

We all have our way to say h*-h*-h*

h*-h*-h*

It doesn't matter what you believe

Because as we approach this magic eve

The world is filled with so much joy

For any girl or boy-boy-boy

Christmas is a feeling

[Kelly] For every kind of being

[Kelly, Tip, and Oh]

Sure, apart we celebrate

But when we share, it's cele-great

Christmas is a feeling

Including this number in our special

is guaranteed

to get us off the Naughty List.

Come one come all and deck your halls

A feeling?

Yeah, Christmas is a feeling

So feel its call

[Tip] Christmas is a feeling

[Kelly] Christmas is a feeling

[Tip] For every kind of being

[Kelly, Tip, and Oh] Come one, come all

And deck your halls

Yeah, Christmas is a feeling

So feel its call

Feel its call

Feel its call

Ooh-ooh-ooh

Ooh-ooh-ooh

[Tip] Christmas is a feeling.

[laughter]

Oh, it's finally your turn

to open a present from Mom.

I bet she saved the best for last!

Well, Oh, honey...

I have spent months trying to come up

with the perfect gift for you.

And after buying a ton of expensive

and thoughtful things,

your song made me realize

there is only one Christmas gift

that says how I truly feel

about having you as part of our family.

What is it?

Yeah, what is...

Mm.

[grunts] Mm.

[purring]

Thankings you, My-Mom.

The feelings I get

from beings a part of this family

are the best Christmas-ing gift

I could evers hope for.

[gagging]

[retches]

Merry Christmas-ings, everyones!

[all laughing]

Happy Holidays to all.

And to all a good eight nights!

[Kelly] Oh! There's my car!

[car beeps]

[festive music playing]