04x03 - Hard Copy/Parent Hoods

[bunniefuu]

♪ Timmy is an average kid

♪ That no one understands

♪ Mom and dad and vicky always giving him commands ♪

Bed, twerp!

♪ The doom and gloom up in his room ♪

♪ Is broken instantly

♪ By his magic little fish who grant his every wish ♪

♪ Because in reality

♪ They are his oddparents

♪ Fairly oddparents

Wands and wings!

Floaty, crowny things!

♪ Oddparents, fairly oddparents ♪

♪ Really mod, pea pod, buff bod, hot rod ♪

♪ Obtuse, rubber goose ♪

♪ Green moose, guava juice ♪

♪ Giant snake, birthday cake ♪

♪ Large fries, chocolate shake! ♪

♪ Oddparents, fairly oddparents ♪

♪ It flips your lid when you are the kid ♪

♪ With fairly oddparents!

Vicky: yeah, right.

Wanda: cosmo, where are you?

Timmy, have you seen cosmo?

Haven't seen him,

But have you seen this?

It's flipsie, the flipping dog.

It's the pinnacle of flipping technology.

I've got to have it!

Timmy, I don't have time for this.

I have to find cosmo.

It's his , -year check-up today,

And he's afraid of the d-o-c-t-o-r.

Ha ha! A lamp-- the perfect disguise.

Well, since I can't find cosmo,

I might as well poof up some juicy, fattening,

Artery-clogging bacon strips

And share these succulent strips of pork

With my succulent ex-boyfriend juandissimo.

Wanda, can it be true?

It is fantasy come to life.

You without cosmo, feeding me carne.

Somebody pinch me--

Preferably you.

Hey! Get your succulent hands off my bacon!

I hate it when you use me as bait,

And yet I love it.

Here, boy.

Get the bacon. Get it.

Get the bacon!

Oh, no! Timmy, help! I'm trapped!

I mean, look at this thing. It's foolproof.

I'll never get out of here.

Wait. Wanda, no.

You can't take cosmo. What if I need something,

Like flipsie?

[Groans]

What's that?

A magic copy machine.

If you need something, just put the picture here,

Press the "wish" button,

And...

Oh, my gosh!

It's flipsie, my dream come true!

Bye, cosmo. Have a great time at the doctor's.

What? Doctor? I thought she was spelling "plumber."

It's worse than I thought!

Nooo!

Come on. Flip.

Flip. Flip, already!

This stinks.

What am I supposed to do now?

All I have is this magic copy machine

And a catalog of cool toys I could copy and make real.

This magic copy machine could do anything.

Except make you flip.

Why won't you flip?

[Machine beeping]

[Laughing]

How's my cosmo, dr. Studwell?

Call me dr. Rip studwell.

And I'm afraid I have some bad news.

What is it, dr. Rip studwell?

After a series of incredibly painful and humiliating tests,

We believe cosmo may be...

Stupid.

No!

Oh, wait. I knew that.

How stupid is he?

I'll let our specialist clarify.

Please put your hands together for the april fool.

Cosmo is so stupid, if his brains were dynamite,

He wouldn't have enough to blow his nose.

What's up with that?

Good night, everybody!

No! I'm not stupid!

And I can prove it if you'll let me out of here.

But come on!

Even houdini couldn't escape this.

It's worse than i...

Dr. Rip studwell...

Could have thought.

Let's see... What's next?

The limited edition dark laser action figure

From the "space wars" collection.

Only inches tall?

Forget that.

I want it to be life-size.

And now I've copied everything

From the toy catalog to mom's cookbook.

And now it's time to copy dad's magazines.

Now to take over this new and strange world

With these mighty weapons of fiery death.

Hey! Flipsie!

[Laughing]

My victory is assured.

Ha ha ha!

Uh, dr. Rip studwell,

What about cosmo?

I'm afraid he's got...

Dancer.

No! What's that?

Something that, if left unchecked,

Could cause him to grant a stupid wish like oh, say,

A magic copier that could poof up something

That might try to destroy the world.

Oh. Yeah.

That would be stupid.

Then I have your permission to attempt

A risky and incredibly painful operation?

Yep. Gotta go. Bye!

Great. Then i...

Cosmo: dr. Rip studwell...

Will operate immediately.

After holes of golf.

[People screaming]

Dark laser: weak people of this world,

Bow to me, your new leader,

Dark laser.

Surrender, or face flipsie, the flipping dog of doom.

[Barks]

Hee hee hee!

Man, I never get tired of that.

This is chet ubetcha saying,

It's doomsday in dimmsdale!

Or shall I say doomsdale?

I can't wait to copy all issues of "under the bed monthly."

In what can only be described

As a -year-old boy's wish gone awry,

We're all doomed!

And in an unrelated story,

People are flipping over flipsie.

[Barks]

Ha ha ha!

Man, I never get tired of that.

Oh, sure. Flip for the bad guy.

Aah!

Timmy, you didn't use the life-size button, did you?

Uh...

I wish everything was back to normal.

Whoa. Didn't see that coming.

Aah! Where's cosmo?

He's still at the doctor's, and we're out of magic.

There's got to be something we can do.

Like what?

Mmm!

[Gulp]

Ok. Let's rock.

I'm coming with you.

No. Without your wand, you're powerless.

You've got to stay here and copy something if I need it.

Just because I'm a woman doesn't mean I'm a secretary.

[Telephone rings]

Timmy turner's office. Please hold.

It's chester. Are you in?

He's in a meeting.

[People screaming]

Wanda, I need you to copy more pod rockets.

Missiles coming up.

And would it k*ll you to say please?

[Barks]

Oh, flipsie, you and I will rule this mud ball together.

Yes, we will. Yes, we will, flipsie.

[Alarm]

Curses! Flipsie, I'm sorry you had to hear that.

Now to find dark laser.

Aah!

[Fast beeping]

Wanda, I need a new engine! Now!

And a soda. I'm parched.

The copier's jammed!

But the good news is, I picked up your dry cleaning

And organized your planner.

Wanda! Do something!

Ahem.

Please.

Hang on, sport! This can't be hard to fix.

Hey, here's the jam.

And it's boysenberry. What do you need?

Anything!

You got it.

As soon as this thing warms up.

Aah! Wanda!

Almost there.

One star fighter engine

And a soda coming right up.

Hey! Half a soda?

Half an engine? What gives?

Bad news, timmy. We're out of toner!

And your : canceled.

Aah!

I'm doomed!

I have you now.

I mean, we have you now.

Ha ha ha ha!

Whee!

Both: cosmo!

That's right, and I'm back from the plumber's.

Quick! I wish dark laser was back in the catalog.

Copy that, good buddy!

Nooo!

Flipsie!

Don't forget me!

Wanda, let's you and I both agree not to grant timmy

Any really stupid or dangerous wishes ever again.

Wow. That dr. Studwell...

Dr. Rip studwell...

Sure can operate.

You're cured.

Oh, he didn't operate.

The dancing just went away.

Like, there's something else in there occupying his time.

[Laughs]

Flipsie, together, you and I will take over this head.

We did it! Let's celebrate by dancing.

[Telephone rings]

Timmy turner's office. Can you hold?

It's dark laser. He's asking for flipsie.

I'm sorry, he's not in.

Don't get flippy with me.

I'm never gonna do anything stupid again.

Again. Again.

Quit copying me. Quit copying me.

Stop it! Stop it!

[Flipsie barks]

Don't move, or I'll fill you full of lead.

Give us all your snow globes, pewter spoons,

And chompie the goat salt and pepper shakers.

Now, bunkie.

Thanks, bunkie.

[Robbers laughing]

Man: ma and pa turnbaum, a.k.a. The souvenir bandits,

Strike again.

I'm chet ubetcha.

And you're watching "dimmsdale's most wanted,"

Starring me, chet ubetcha.

Whoa.

Whoa, indeed.

Not much is known about these bandits,

Except that they are a man and a woman,

Seem to be married, love pencils,

And are traveling the countryside

In a beat-up recreational vehicle.

You don't think...

I never think.

My parents aren't criminals,

And they're not the souvenir bandits.

We're not on a cross-country crime spree.

Well, then, I guess I won't be needing this false mustache

And this "criminal's guide to hiding in mexico."

I just hope it doesn't interfere with our family vacation

To niagara falls.

Uh, you know, you can take off your false mustache.

I'm not wearing a false mustache.

Right.

Look, timmy.

Did you know niagara falls

Is one of the natural wonders of the world?

Blah, blah, blah. Running water.

We have that at home.

Dad: it's also conveniently located right next to

The north american museum of pencil pushing.

And, as a professional pencil pusher,

It's my duty to journey there

And sharpen one pencil

In the sacred silver sharpener!

[Cheering]

Yay! We're going to niagara falls,

One of the most beautiful, romantic vacation spots in the world.

Yeah, and despite that,

I love it because it's partially in canada!

I love canada!

Their tradition of peaceful coexistence,

Their commitment to environmental protection.

Plus, they've got a flag with a leaf on it!

Wow. A leaf.

I can't wait to get to canada.

Ooh! Me neither.

That's why we're not stopping for anything.

We're stopping for something!

Wait! I don't have to go.

Aah!

[Men scream]

All: female!

Ugh. I can't believe we've only traveled miles.

In canada, that's kilometers.

Can this vacation get any worse?

We lost 'em, pa.

I told you, ma. Nobody's gonna catch...

The souvenir bandits!

[Sirens]

Except them.

I told you you shouldn't shout our names in the sky like that.

Quick, into that eerily identical mobile home.

It's those hideous-looking fiends the turnbaums.

Got to hide in this bathroom my dad was too stupid to use.

Mom and dad will be back any minute,

And everything will be just fine.

Man, that was close.

You're under arrest.

I told you not to follow me into the men's room.

Quick, wear this false mustache.

Get on the horn and tell the chief we've captured

The souvenir-stealing fiends the turnbaums.

Uh, that's pronounced turner.

They've confessed.

Who's up for some doughnuts?

I'm worried, honey.

What about timmy?

Relax, snugglebutt.

He's safe and sound in an impregnable motor home.

Besides, we'll be out in no time.

I'm confident that our american system of justice

Will see us through.

Uh, this may take longer than I thought.

I'm chet ubetcha with breaking news.

The newly mustachioed souvenir bandits

Have been caught and convicted for a life of paddling.

How convenient.

Those cops mistook that hideous-looking married couple for us.

We, the actual turnbaums, are free!

Ooh, I did it again, didn't i?

Oh, no! My parents are gonna be paddled!

Wait. Can't I just wish my parents free?

They're entwined in the american legal system.

It would take years to get them out, even with magic.

Well, then, I have to somehow get the turnbaums arrested

And prove my parents innocent.

I have a plan.

Pa: "come see the north american museum of pencil pushing!"

Ma: "home of the world's best souvenir:

The sacred silver sharpener."

Pa: "home of the world's worst

Souvenir security system!"

Pa, are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Let's go to canada and steal us a sharpener!

Darn it.

And let's get there before my parents get convicted.

But, timmy...

Aah!

We're here, and the greatest country on earth is way over there.

We'll never get there in time.

Yes, we will.

I wish we could get to niagara falls faster.

Ma: wow. We made great time.

[Moose grunts]

There it is, ma--

The north american museum of pencil pushing.

Security looks powerful tight, pa.

Aah! I hate it when billboards lie to me.

Now we'll never get inside.

Looks like they're gonna need some help.

Oh, pooh.

I wanted to write down my home phone number.

If only somebody had a pencil I could borrow...

What luck, pa!

We gotta follow them!

Ooh, this is gonna be a snap.

[Both gasp]

[Both scream]

Oh, no! They're gonna get squashed!

I wish there was a second hallway.

You got it.

Hey, let's go down this second hallway.

There's no way to open this door.

Aah! The only way to get in is to solve

The riddle of the sacred silver sharpener...

Uh, motor oil.

Crab cakes? Green beans?

What? How stupid are these people?

Maple syrup, canada's number one export?

Oh, for the love of...

Eraser!

Hey! It was crab cakes!

Ah, the heck with it.

[Alarm]

[Screaming]

I wish we were out of here.

Awesome! Now all we have to do is wait for the canadian cops.

Or, as they're called in canada, mounties!

To nail the turnbaums and set my parents free.

Uh, timmy...

No one will ever catch us,

The real souvenir bandits,

From escaping over the falls in this rubber raft!

Which we stole.

What? But where are the cops?

Use my pencil.take my pencil.

Come on.

We can't let them escape.

I wish you guys were a super fast speedboat.

Pick it up, cosmo.

Sorry, timmy, but the water speed limit in canada is--

Aah!

They're getting away.

We're getting away!

Wanda, I wish I had a pencil.

I hope I inherited some pencil prowess from my dad.

We caught 'em.

We caught the souvenir bandits.

Ooh, somebody should call the americans and tell them

To free those two other guys, eh?

Cool. Now they have to set my parents free.

What? I couldn't hear you over the roar of the falls.

All: falls?!

[Screaming]

I wish I could fly!

See? I made him a loon, the national bird of canada.

And I made us dodos, the extinct flightless bird of canada.

You idiot! Do something!

Cosmo!

Man: timmy turner,

For bravery above and beyond the call of an american child,

We present to you our highest pencil-based honor--

The bronze pencil.

And for the middle-managing pencil pusher

Who brought this child to us,

It is time.

Ooh! At last.

My lifelong dream realized.

Other than being married to you, honey.

[Crowd gasps]

[Gasps]

Now, now, darling, snugglebutt,

Don't worry. It was just an accident.

Besides, I'm confident

The canadian justice system will see us through.

Uh, this might take longer than I thought.

But in canadian time, that's--

Pa: quiet over there!

We, the real turnbaums, are being paddled!

Ma: stop that!

Pa: darn it!