Happy Holidays from Madagascar Penguins in a Christmas Caper (2005)

[bunniefuu]

[ Big-band version

Of "jingle bells" plays ]

♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells ♪

♪ Jingle all the way ♪

♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride ♪

♪ In a ' chevrolet ♪

♪ Jingle bells, jingle, jingle ♪

♪ Jingle all the way ♪

♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride ♪

♪ In a one-horse open sleigh ♪

♪ Dashing through the snow ♪

♪ In a one-horse open sleigh ♪

♪ Over them fields we go ♪

♪ Laughing all the way ♪

♪ Bells on bob -- ♪

♪ ...making them spirits

Bright ♪

♪ What fun it is to ride and

Sing a sleighing song ton-- ♪

[ Sighs ]

He looks so sad.

Rico!

I want that tree

Up to muster.

Check!

Kowalski,

What's the status

On the approved musical

Selection?

Scheduled to begin...

Now.

[ "Jingle,plays ], jingle"

Excelente!

Right on track.

Skipper!

Figgy pudding

At hours.

Yule log

To commence on my mark.

Engage!

Yule log engaged.

Checkamundo!

Skipper!

Eggnog at hours.

Writing our names in the snow

At .

Skipper!

What is it,

Private?

Ted the polar bear

Is all alone this holiday,

And he seems so sad.

Could we bring him a present

To cheer him up?

Kowalski!

Negative, skipper.

We have four presents,

And there are four of us.

We can go

And get him something.

Sorry, private, no can do.

But no one should be sad

And alone on christmas.

Exactly, so throw those troubles

Away and be merry.

Pronto!

But, skipper --

That's an order, mister.

All right, boys,

Stand by for eggnog.

Aye, aye, skipper.

Eggnog!

Private?

I'll pass, thank you.

Eggnog, eggnog!

All: go, go, go, go!

Chug, chug, chug, chug,

Chug, chug, chug, chug!

Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug!

Well done, rico!

That guy can really

Hold his nog.

Hours, boys.

Engage cranberries.

Rico!

Not at the table.

Hold on a second.

Something's missing.

Cranberries -- check.

Eggnog -- check.

Give me a head count.

We have three heads,

Sir.

Where's the private?

Unknown, sir.

It would appear

That he's missing.

Missing? Hoover dam!

Wait. There he is.

He just went to bed.

What the...

What have you done

With private?

Talk, mister!

Skipper!

Over here.

I'll deal with you later.

Oh, no! He must be out there

All by himself.

He's one of us, men.

You all know

The penguin credo.

"Never bathe in hot oil

And bisquick"?

No!

No!

That's the walrus credo.

It's "never swim alone."

Private's out there

All by himself.

And we never leave

One of our own.

Oh.

Oh.

Yeah.

Now let's go!

[ Horns honking ]

Oh.

Oh! That's perfect!

Just the thing

For a sad polar bear.

Whoa.

Kowalski?

Analysis.

Adrenalin sweating sardines.

These tracks are fresh, sir.

He's close.

I can feel it.

What kind of cut-rate junk

Is this?

It's lousy workmanship is

What it is.

Uh-oh.

We may have a problem.

Junk!

These are no good at all!

Junk!

We need to get closer.

: , Men.

Blend, blend, blend!

Ha! So, this is where you're

Hiding all the good stuff!

He's in trouble!

Kaboom.

Stand down, soldier.

We're in observation mode.

Now, this is workmanship.

So, where's the goshdarn

Squeaker on this thing?

It's got to have a squeaker.

[ Farts ]

Now, that's

More like it.

Hey, stupid!

I want this one.

Grand coulee dam!

Where's my change?!

Private's been captured!

Taxi!

[ Tires screech ]

Not on my watch, blue hair.

Kowalski!

Hey, I'm walking here!

I got a tip for you.

Drop dead!

Good evening, ma'am,

Merry christmas to you.

Buzz off!

Oh!

Skipper, how are we

Gonna get inside?

Kaboom, kaboom.

I got a better idea.

Oh, that's gonna hurt.

Very generous, sir.

You have a merry christmas.

Hold that elevator!

Skipper!

Private!

Step on it, kowalski.

[ Ding! ]

What comes down must go up.

Skipper.

All right, men, commence

Operation special delivery.

[ Whirring ]

[ Locks engage ]

Shiitake mushrooms!

No more mr. Cute-and-cuddly.

Kaboom,

Kaboom, kaboom!

Rico, enough with

The dynamite already.

Oh.

Why does christmas

Have to be every year?

What a pain in the...

The tape -- it's so sticky.

There we go!

Oh, you'll make

Such a nice christmas present

For my mr. Chew.

[ Barking ]

Oh, now, mr. Chew,

You have to wait until morning

To open your present.

Yes, you do.

Who is mommy's big boy?

Who is he?

[ Growling ]

[ Whimpering ]

Nice doggy!

Good doggy!

[ Whimpering ]

No, good boy.

Down, down.

Don't eat me. No.

No, good boy.

No. Leave me alone.

Don't eat me! Aah!

Santa claus has come to town.

Oh, skipper!

Aaaaaaah!

Help me, guys!

Kowalski,

Secure the private.

I'm on it.

[ Barking ]

Watch your back.

Canine -- : .

I'm gonna need

Some cover fire.

Rico!

[ Glass shatters ]

[ Click! ]

Kowalski, status?

I'm almost there,

Skipper.

[ Click! Click! ]

[ Barking ]

Let him have it,

Rico.

Aaaaaaaah!

Ryan takes the snap.

He drops back into the pocket.

Oh! What a hit!

Ryan is down!

Holy butterball!

There's a loose ball

On the field!

No! Don't eat me!

Kowalski,

Give me options.

Aah! Aah!

Skipper.

Excelente!

Engage operation

Stocking stuffer.

[ Whistles ]

[ Barking ]

[ Slurp! ]

At the . Gets into

The end zone all by himself!

Ryan drops back and fires

A hail mary downfield.

Oh, he scores -- rigby!

Oh, what a play!

High five.

Low five.

Down low.

Too slow!

I think our work here

Is done.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Rico!

She didn't see anything.

And that's the game,

Ladies and gentlemen.

Let's blow

This popsicle stand, boys.

Kaboom?

Yes, rico. Kaboom.

Come on, boys.

Aah!

What is all this?!

Mr. Chew,

This is all your fault!

Bad dog!

You are on a big time-out!

Private: thanks for rescuing me,

Skipper.

Think nothing of it,

Young private.

It's the least we could do.

You remember

The penguin credo.

What does deep-frying

In bisquick

Have to do

With any of this?

Not that one, the other one!

"Never swim alone"!

Alone!

On christmas!

Don't you get it?

Come on, people, do I have

To explain this to everybody?

Poor ted.

He's all alone on christmas,

With no one to swim with.

It's not too late,

Young private.

I've got a new plan

To fit him in.

All:

♪ Fa la la la la, la la la la ♪

You guys!

Seriously, this is the best

Christmas I've ever had.

Well, there it is, then,

Merry christmas for everyone.

[ Door bell rings ]

What the...

Who could that be?

Oh,

I hope you don't mind.

I invited a few

Friends over.

What?!

[ Jazz version of "jingle bells" Plays ]