Witchcraft 15: Blood Rose (2016)

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Rose, there's no fighting it.

You will do what I want.

I'll never help you.

Tough talk, b*tch.

Feisty.

The only way to save your mother

is for you to give yourself to me freely.

What do you mean?

If you do that and your

powers transfer to me,

and I'll let your mother go.

Fine.

How do we do this?

Through our sexual energy.

Okay.

Thank you, Sharon.

That will be all now.

But I thought...

You may go.

Please, my dear, continue.

You ready?

Tara.

Tara, come back to the yoga studio!

You must return to the studio!

Tara, you must return to the studio.

Tara, Tara, come back.

You must return to the yoga studio.

You have to come back immediately.

Sharon, I'm right here.

I told you to leave.

Yeah, well, I didn't.

What the hell's going on?

I saw the cops go inside.

Come inside.

Hold it right there.

You gotta be kidding me.

Who let these two idiots in?

It wasn't me!

Well, you take care of it.

I have to complete the ceremony!

That's on you, buddy.

Take a look at her.

Mortal pleasure

certainly has its benefits.

Got one.

I'm gonna have to speed this along.

Come on, bring it, copper.

Nice!

But he's mine.

Samael, angel of death, I command you.

You command nothing, you c*ck.

Will!

My god, Sharon.

What's going on?

It's a battle.

They need our energy, Tara.

Who needs our energy?

There's no time to explain.

All that I need you to do is obey.

Nice try, angel.

That's archangel to

you, monkey boy.

First, I'm c*ck,

and now I'm monkey boy?

Looks like I'm moving up in the world.

Sex magic is the most powerful magic,

created to create.

The earth has bestowed

upon us erotic magic,

and we must use that to vanquish

the forces of the mundane.

Create with me, Tara.

Yes.

Give yourself to me, Tara.

Give yourself with the power to create.

Harder!

Harder!

Is that all you got?

Leave now or the mother dies.

Will, let's...

No, it ends here!

Your choice.

Mom!

I can take it.

Do it!

Do it, Rose!

Did we just help Rose k*ll Samuel?

No.

We tried to save Samuel.

But he was corrupted

by the forces of evil,

and Rose rightfully

vanquished him from our coven.

Now we must protect rose

with everything we have.

She's very fragile but very useful.

Yes.

What are you two doing here?

We're here to get Rose.

Who are you?

I'm a friend.

What's going on around here?

I don't know.

It was just supposed to be a meeting

with our coven elders, that's all.

Really?

Yeah, as far as I know.

That's not at all what's

been going on around here.

What do you mean?

Your fearless leader

tried to raise Samael,

the archangel of death, tonight.

What?

No.

Yeah.

This studio, it's supposed to be

a place for white magic only,

where witches and warlocks

can practice craft in safety.

I had no idea that Samuel

was into anything else.

I swear.

Rose!

Rose, I'm so sorry.

I had no idea.

Are you okay?

I think so.

Ladies, you wanna do us a favor?

Sure.

Good.

Don't tell anybody we were here.

Why?

Because I don't wanna

have to do the paperwork.

Come on.

I'll tell you what.

Why don't you ladies just keep this open

and run it like it should

be ran, white magic only.

Deal?

Deal.

Okay, good luck.

Come on, Tara.

Hello?

Yes.

Of course.

Thank you.

I'm very honored to be

serving the coven in this way.

Well, it's been difficult.

We're rebuilding ever since

that mess with Samuel.

There's some progress.

We have one student who's

showing incredibly high hopes.

She's a little skittish

concerning all that's gone on,

but she's specially powerful.

Are you sure?

I understand.

Yes, sometimes things do need to be done

for the greater good.

I'm uncertain as to if she'll cooperate.

She doesn't really understand

how the coven functions.

I'll try to use my powers of persuasion.

Into the light, out of the

darkness, Aradia be praised.

Goodbye, sir.

Okay, it looks like all

the yoga mats are cleaned,

bathrooms cleaned, studio floors swept,

and vending machines stocked.

You want me to get started

on the website now?

Seriously, I can't even

look at the homepage.

It's so ugly.

How are we supposed to rebuild the coven

without an effective internet presence?

Aradia be praised,

you're doing a great job.

I have to admit.

I'm pretty amazing.

And I totally want to get

into that website today.

But first, I need you to go grab Rose.

I need her in the office for something.

Teacher's pet getting

called into the office.

Now, stop it.

I love you all equally, but

Rose has certain abilities

that the coven needs to

take advantage of today.

Gotcha.

I'll text her now.

Thank you.

Aradia be praised.

Aradia be praised, absolutely.

Damn it!

Magic, M-A-G-I-C.

Yes.

Damn it!

f*ck, my spelling is for sh*t.

Hey, I got your text.

What's up?

Girl, you would not

believe the day I'm having.

Spoiler, it sucks being a dyslexic witch.

So you texted me to come help you spell?

No, smart a*s.

Sharon wants to see you.

Something's brewing,

but she didn't say what.

Dude, come on.

She's cool.

The whole thing's cool.

How so?

She wasn't the one that

tried to sacrifice you.

She didn't k*ll your mom.

That was all Samuel, the warlock d*ck.

It will be fine.

I promise.

I guess.

It's just gonna take some time.

I get it, trust.

Just know I always have your back.

Cool?

Cool.

Punch it in.

Aradia be praised.

I guess I should get back there.

See you at home later?

Guaranteed.

Okay, seriously, do my bidding.

Damn it!

Hi, Sharon.

Tara said you wanted to see me.

Hey, Rose.

Come over here.

Aradia be praised.

How is my favorite student?

I'm your favorite?

Well, don't tell Tara or any

of the others that, but yes.

And why is that?

Don't be so coy.

You're a very powerful woman.

You're probably gonna be sitting

behind that desk one day,

running this branch of the coven.

Isn't that something you want?

I don't know what I want.

Do I have to choose now?

Of course, you don't.

I'm sorry if I seemed a little bit pushy.

I'm so excited for you.

I know, and I'm grateful

for everything you've done for me.

I'm glad to hear it.

Well, are you ready for our lesson today?

Now?

I thought we weren't

starting till tomorrow.

I've been told we need to speed up

your training a little bit.

There are, how do I say this,

some forces that could

potentially harm the coven,

and we need everyone in tiptop

shape as soon as possible.

It's just that...

Now, don't make me beg.

Sad witch.

Okay, okay, I'll do it,

just stop making that face.

All right.

Let's sit down on the yoga mat,

you in front of me, facing the other way.

Okay, slowly put your head into my lap.

Easy, easy.

Focus on your breathing.

Now let me enter you,

guiding you from the inside.

Yes, yes.

Let me in.

Wait,

what are you doing?

Just relax.

Let me slide into your mind.

This feels strange.

I feel like I'm disappearing.

Let it happen.

Sharon, no!

Move aside!

Big papa to little mama.

Big papa to little mama.

The bird is in the nest.

Hey, Lutz, relax.

Hey, I got a great joke.

Have you heard of the serial prost*tute?

They don't snap, crackle, pop.

They just lay there and bang.

sh*t, I crack myself up.

Little mama, we've got

one of our regulars.

Damn it, Eden.

Don't make me have to go

in there and bust you.

Get on top.

You like that?

Don't you stop.

That's what you pay me for.

Who said I was paying you?

What?

Slap me.

Yeah!

f*ck me!

Sharon, no!

It's Eden, dummy!

Hell's brought you to Eden.

You will serve the house of Aradia.

You are a vessel.

You are a conduit.

Death shall be your offering.

My god.

I'm getting outta here.

Break it up, y'all two.

I thought I told you if

I was gonna catch you

on the job again, I was gonna take you in.

Three strikes, you're out, young lady.

What the hell's going on here?

I didn't do this.

This is not me.

I did not do this.

Hands up where I can see 'em.

Is anyone else in here?

Answer me, is anyone else in here?

No, I'm by myself.

Start talking.

We were making love,

and then blood came all over his face.

And he started talking

crazy and jumping around.

And I don't know what

happened, but I didn't do this.

So you're telling

me you didn't off him.

I just said I didn't do it.

I f*cked this guy for

money, and that's it.

I did not k*ll him.

Put your

hands behind your back.

Are you f*cking kidding me?

My god, can I at

least get dressed first?

Yeah, go ahead.

My god.

Aradia be praised.

Tara, can you come in here, sweetheart?

What happened in here?

We had a super intense training session.

Poor thing's wiped out.

Could you help Rose up

and take her back home?

Absolutely.

Hey, girl.

What happened?

Let's get you home, okay?

It's done.

Aradia be praised.

You were conceived in darkness,

a child of three monsters,

of earthly loins to serve a higher plane.

This is your destiny.

Open yourself to it.

Open yourself.

Hey, lazy.

Those spells aren't gonna cast themselves.

Better get out of bed.

Hilarious.

Thanks.

So what happened in there?

I don't really know.

She said she wanted to

guide me from the inside.

Guide you from the inside?

Sounds pretty lesbotronic to me.

Yeah.

I don't really remember much after that.

We sat down, and it felt like

someone was slipping into my mind,

like Sharon was wearing me or

something, then I blacked out.

Sounds really weird.

We've been working on some

mind control stuff lately

but nothing that intense.

The only thing I remember

is that there was a man

and a girl, and he started

bleeding from his eyes and mouth.

And it felt like I was k*lling him.

To be fair, you've done it before.

Yeah, but I have that under control now.

There's no way I'd just

k*ll someone like that.

I don't know.

Maybe it was just a dream.

Maybe.

Although I did have a weird vision.

I think I saw myself being conceived.

Like your parents having sex?

I know!

But the thing is they didn't

look like my parents at all.

Can I tell you how much I love living

in our little witchy sorority together?

Well, actually, it's my house, so.

And how much I just

love my witch sisters.

What do you want, Danielle?

Why do I have to want anything?

Can't I just love my witch

sisters unconditionally?

You know we've met you, right?

Fine.

I need you guys to clear out later.

My boyfriend's coming over.

Clear out of my own house again?

Yes.

Not gonna happen.

But he gets weirded

out when you're here.

He can't get it up when

he knows someone else

is in the house.

Girl, go to his house.

I can't.

He has roommates and he shares a room

with one of them, and it's gross.

This sounds like a problem

with a very simple solution.

You leaving?

No, you leaving to his house.

But I'll pay you.

No.

I hate it here.

Why does Sharon make me live

with you two fun K*llers?

You can always go back to the YWCA.

Shut up!

Okay, one more time

because I love a good bullshit story.

My god, I am no bulshitting you.

I got a call from my agency

for a date at that hotel,

some guy named Jamal.

He paid for the room.

He wanted sex with a

little bit of rough stuff.

He's in the middle of strangling

me, and he started bleeding

all over the place and turned

into Linda f*cking Blair.

And?

And that's it.

And then your boyfriend here

came in and arrested me.

And here we all are, happily ever other,

and can I please f*cking go now.

The chances of you

walking out of here tonight

are approximately zero.

You're gonna be charged with

m*rder unless you can come up

with a better story, and I

know you can't afford bail.

My god.

I booked a gig on It's

Always Sunny for next week.

Why in the world would I k*ll some rando

just as my career is taking off?

That's a great question,

and I look forward to hearing your answer.

Let's go.

I'm gonna take you into booking.

Have fun.

You guys are worse than my manager.

Jesus.

Hardly!

sh*t!

Damn it, Spanner!

Don't sneak up on me like that.

You're lucky my g*n wasn't unholstered.

And why is that?

Because you'd be dead by now.

I tried that once.

It just isn't my style.

God, I hate a warlock

with a sense of humor.

I heard you got a problem

and you needed my expertise.

Good news travels fast, I see.

Yes.

Take a look at these.

Died underneath a prost*tute.

Not a bad way to go if

you don't count the part

where he bled out through his eyeballs.

Looks like a

dark forces k*ll to me.

Kind of a showy way to off someone.

I mean high traffic area,

and it's not exactly a secret

that cops bust hookers

there a dozen times a day.

My guess is that they

wanted the body discovered.

Do you think somebody's

trying to send a signal?

Absolutely.

Well, well, well,

if it's not mister sunshine and rainbows.

Detective.

How are your spider senses

now with your dead dear John?

My guess is that he committed

a heretical act against the coven.

Heretical act as in?

As in he really pissed them off.

And as we begin to align ourselves,

stacking our chakras from crown to root,

we begin to align

ourselves with white magic,

and the earth,

and Aradia.

And then we can truly become

a pure vessel for power and influence.

Now let's put our palms together

and bow.

Into the light and out of the darkness.

Into the light

and out of the darkness.

All right, great work today, guys.

Great things are on the horizon.

Now remember to keep on

practicing in between classes.

And I will see you all

again next Thursday.

Make sure to check with Tara

with all of your schedules, all right?

Sharon, we have company.

Will Spanner, I presume.

Nice to see you again.

Are you interested in our special?

10 classes for the price of eight.

My back would never forgive me.

There's something I need

to talk to you about.

It's very important.

Tara, can you give us a minute?

Sure.

What is it now, Will Spanner?

Did the LAPD send you over

here to harass my school?

What do you think about this?

My god.

That's gruesome.

It is.

If you're implying that I

have anything to do with this,

your powers are failing.

That sort of retaliatory

tactic died with Samuel.

Who said this had to do with

anything about retaliation?

This is right up Samuel's alley.

Since he's left and now, you're in charge,

this is gonna be my first stop.

I told you.

I'm not involved.

We have a witness,

and she's ready to talk.

If she so much as nods

towards this studio,

you and I are gonna have a big problem.

Well, until then, get your

street shoes off my yoga mat.

And tell your detective friends

the next time they wanna stop by,

they're going to either need

a warrant or a yoga mat.

Aradia be praised.

Hey, Tara, what's up?

Remember that Spanner guy,

the one that helped you

k*ll Samuel and everything?

He's back.

What?

Why?

He walked in on Sharon's

newbie class asking questions

about some gruesome m*rder that

has witchcraft all over it.

She denied it, of course,

but Spanner seems to think she's in on it.

My god.

Is that what she used me for?

You tell me.

Tara, can you have her come

to Sharon's office this afternoon?

She wants another

private session with her.

You got it.

Did you hear that?

You've been summoned.

I really don't trust her.

I know.

Just play along.

If we find out she's really using you

for something terrible, we'll both bolt.

Spanner here.

Yeah, I think I was wrong

about that Jamal kid.

But I think the studio's involved.

I suggest you get over here

and double team Sharon.

Rose, come here, sweetheart.

I hope that you've fully recovered

from our session the other day.

I know it's probably absolutely

draining but it's worth it.

I have recovered, thanks.

That's what I wanted to talk to you about.

Well, let's sit down.

Sure.

I'm all ears.

So I had a strange

dream the other night.

I saw my parents making

love, and I heard your voice.

But they didn't look like my parents.

And I mean it was like

I was watching a movie.

Rose, there's no easy way to say this,

but I guess the time has come.

Who were those people?

They were your real parents.

The woman that you think

is your mother, Beth,

she's not your real mom.

What?

Beth was assigned to you by the coven.

We've had our eyes on you for a while now.

So the other thing I saw,

that man bleeding from his eyes,

dying in the motel, that

was me, right, you and me?

I'm going to admit something to you,

and it's something I'm not proud of.

But yes,

you and me, we k*lled that man.

Why?

Because he was one

of hundreds of children

that Samuel fathered over

the eons that he's been here.

Just the other day, the

oracle, a seer for our coven,

he contacted me and told

me that one day, that man

would realize his true lineage

and try to resurrect Samuel.

And that would be absolutely disastrous.

Rose, it wasn't just for

the good of the coven.

This was for the good of mankind.

You used me.

I know it's hard to understand.

No, no!

I won't let you do that again.

I'm not letting you do it to me again.

But the job isn't over.

There was a girl with him.

And if that girl says anything,

talks to the police about

a single thing that went on

in that room, not only would

it be absolute destruction

for the coven, but it would,

do you understand, Rose?

I won't, no.

Rose...

No!

Please!

No, I won't use my power

to clean up your mess.

Of course, you won't.

Look who's all grown up.

I can't say that I'm not

a little bit disappointed,

but I'm proud of you.

Proud?

Well, you're standing up for yourself.

One day, this coven is going to be

in good hands, your hands.

And I can see that now more than ever.

Well, thank you.

Forgive me for asking.

Yes.

Good.

Now why don't you have a good

day with Tara and Danielle.

And then tomorrow, when you return,

we can resume our one-on-ones.

No tricks, I promise.

You understand why I

can't do this, right?

I mean you know I'd do

anything for the coven but...

Of course.

I've been there many times.

Come here.

Now go, get out of here.

You are the child of three

mothers, three powers,

brought together from three

loins to be our powerful savior.

Let me in, Rose.

We could do great work together.

All you have to do

is let

me

In.

No.

Yes!

Yes!

No.

Yes.

Wait, what am I doing here?

Sharon, what have you done?

What have we done, my dear?

You have no idea what

a nightmare that was.

I just now got let go.

I don't know, some dude paid my bail.

I have no idea who it was,

and I do not give a sh*t who it was.

All they said to me

was, "Don't leave town.

"We might have some

more questions for you."

f*ck that sh*t.

I am leaving town tonight.

f*cking New York.

I am a classically trained actress.

I belong on Broadway.

What the f*ck is that?

What?

It's nothing, the wind.

Now what the f*ck is that?

All right, f*ck this.

I can't.

Dude, come on.

What did I do?

What is wrong with you?

What do you mean?

I mean you're all in here.

I was having a nightmare.

Well, your nightmares are b*ner K*llers.

Hey, what's going on?

Nothing with miss

nightmare on weird street,

moaning like some sick animal in here.

You are k*lling my sex life.

Okay, you're banished.

Out.

I think Sharon used me

to k*ll someone again.

Okay, so what's going on?

I was sleeping, and she

forced herself into my mind.

Again, I'll say that

sounds very lesarrific.

I tried to stop her,

but the next thing I

know, I have this vision

of a woman covered in

blood, dead by her car.

You didn't see it happen?

No.

And here's the weird thing,

I wasn't unconscious.

I was in her office.

What?

I know it sounds crazy, but

it's like we switched bodies.

She was in mine, using

me to k*ll that woman,

and I was in hers just waiting there.

That is some freaky

Friday sh*t right there.

How am I gonna stop her?

If she's strong enough

to take over my body,

how do I keep her from using me again?

Rose, I get it's silly to

think this is the same girl

we rescued from a demon a month ago.

It's absolutely ridiculous.

And I guess going to the yoga studio

to investigate is a waste of time.

And taxpayers' money.

It's too bad we have no leads.

Yes.

But she's so powerful.

All right.

Aradia be praised.

Tara, can you have Rose come

in my office immediately?

That would be a great idea.

Hi.

You're that detective

from the yoga studio the other day, right?

I am.

Is Rose here?

No, she just left for the studio.

Okay, good.

Do you mind if I come in?

Go ahead.

I'm Danielle, by the way.

It's nice to meet you, Danielle.

You must be new here, yes?

Yeah, I moved in about a month ago.

Sharon set it up.

That Sharon, always helping.

So what's going on?

Are Rose and Sharon in trouble?

No, not at all.

It's just that, well, me

and your housemate have,

you know, some relations.

Hello, daddy.

I had no idea.

Nice.

It's not like that at all.

I just came here to check on

her and make sure she's okay.

Cool.

Can I get you something to drink?

No, I'm okay right now,

but I would like to take a

quick peek into your brain.

What?

Danielle, what's happening

at the yoga studio?

What's going on?

Those detectives are back.

They're asking questions about some woman

who was k*lled last night.

Apparently, your name came up.

God.

Take a breath.

If Sharon really is using you,

there's nothing she can do

while the cops are here.

You're right.

Punch it in.

Aradia be praised.

Okay, I'm going in.

Rose!

Listen, Rose, a couple of

nights ago, there was a woman

that was m*rder*d, and they

think we're somehow involved.

Well, it's a little too

early to start accusing people.

We got some information from the scene,

and we wanna take her in for some clarity.

We'd like to take you down the station,

ask you some questions.

Am I under arrest?

No, we're just taking

you in for questioning.

Listen, they can't

hold you for more than

a couple of hours without

actually arresting you.

So if you're gone for too

long, I'll go grab a lawyer

and I'll come down to meet you, okay?

That's absolutely true.

Well, okay.

Listen, I want you to

tell them everything.

Anything you think is

important, tell them.

Don't hold back.

Got it?

Everything?

Everything.

Sure.

Okay, come here.

It's gonna be okay.

The car's out front.

Wait, what's going on?

Can I have a second?

I'll be out, I promise.

Sure.

You got two minutes,

and we'll be over there.

Got it.

Okay, what the f*ck?

It's okay.

They just wanna ask me some questions.

And this way, I can tell the

truth without Sharon around.

Okay, but seriously,

don't tell them anything that's

gonna get you in trouble.

You know how they are.

We all understand about

spells, and mind control,

and magic whatevers, but

cops are like, "Yeah, right."

I know, I know.

I just don't think you

can use magic as an alibi.

I gotta go.

I'll see you at home?

Later.

What a nightmare.

I'll say.

I'm so exhausted.

Can you just cancel my classes?

I can't teach today.

And then you can get the day off too.

Really?

Yeah, of course.

Sweet.

Why don't you

go make those phone calls

you needed to make?

What call?

Yeah, right.

Good call.

It's just us girls now.

Look, I know you've been through a lot,

and I don't blame you if

you don't wanna talk to me,

or if you think you owe Sharon something.

But trust me, trust me, you don't.

What happened to you, what

Samuel did to you is terrible.

But I think Sharon's

heading down the same path.

And if she is, we need you to tell us.

Look, I know it's hard.

I do.

But for your own safety,

if you know anything about

what happened to those two

people, you have to tell me.

I'll tell you.

Samuel wasn't k*lled that night.

But we saw you destroy him.

I can take it.

Do it!

Do it, Rose!

Well, when I say he wasn't k*lled,

I mean his soul wasn't k*lled.

He's cursed to remain on our plane

until he can summon his

godly form from hell

and reunite it with his

physical being here on earth.

I can't believe I'm following

along with this, but go on.

That man in the motel was Samuel's son,

and he was trying to bring him back.

Who told you this?

Sharon.

But she had nothing to

do with this, I swear.

I'd tell you if she did.

And the girl?

She was working with him.

I'm not sure how she was

connected to the coven,

but they ordered her k*lled too.

Then why did she write your name

in her blood on the concrete.

And please don't tell

me it was a coincidence.

Because they wanted me to

do it like I k*lled Samuel.

She must have found out they'd asked me

and assumed it was me

when she was attacked.

You keep saying the coven.

Who are you talking about?

I need a name.

I don't know.

Bullshit.

I don't, I swear.

Rose, if you are trying

to protect someone...

I'm not!

Why would I protect them?

They almost k*lled me.

All right.

I'm gonna let you go.

Do not leave town.

And do not get wrapped up in this.

I'm not 100% convinced

that you're not involved.

But if you aren't, keep it that way.

I promise.

Now get outta here.

I know you're there.

Either you're getting better

at this or I'm getting worse.

Seriously, how do you do that?

Do you float in here?

Do you walk through the wall?

You're the detective.

Detect!

Worse than a warlock

with a sense of humor,

a warlock with a cryptic sense of humor.

So what do you think about her?

She's definitely involved.

I can sense it on her, but

I don't think she's guilty.

How so?

I don't know exactly,

just a sense that she

committed a crime yet didn't.

I stopped by her house and

read her friend, Danielle.

Did you get anything?

Nada.

Scanning that girl's brain

is like searching through

an empty trashcan.

But that yoga studio

is definitely involved.

Again, yeah, in hindsight,

we probably should have shut down

the witchcraft yoga studio

when we had the chance.

I did find out one piece

of useful information.

A tattoo.

Lovely.

It represents some sort

of doorway or conduit.

I'm beginning to think the

m*rder was a sign, not a warning.

A sign of what?

Nothing good.

Trust me.

This was all for your benefit.

Although I will say this body is a treat.

That yoga sure is paying off.

Nice breasts by the way.

And they're real!

Sadly, you're never gonna

make it anywhere in Hollywood

with real breasts, even

ones as nice as these.

Sweetie, I'm just having some fun.

It doesn't all have to be horrible.

What the f*ck are you doing?

I swear to god.

No, you swear to Aradia.

What did you tell them?

I'm going back down to the

police station right now

and I'm gonna tell them the truth.

No, you're not.

Sharon!

Rose!

Listen to me, listen to your intellect.

I did what I needed to to protect you.

And you may not like it, but

you're a part of this coven.

And that means when the

coven makes a decision,

we all have to live by it.

That's not fair.

Define fair.

Is it fair that witches have

been hunted for centuries?

Is it fair that our kind has

been stalked and m*rder*d?

Is it fair that we have

to hide our powers?

We are born in a world that

we're forced to live in,

and goddammit, we do what

we need to to survive.

That's just double talk!

I told the detectives enough

to keep them off your trail.

You should be thanking me.

I'm leaving.

Be mad at me all you want.

You're not going to the detectives.

And if you do, you will regret it.

So nobody's here?

No, totes alone.

Are they gonna come back soon?

No, gone for the day.

Well, what about...

Dude, are we doing this or what?

Yes, totally, yes.

Are you f*cking kidding me?

My c*ck is rock hard.

Don't answer it.

I have to.

Hello?

No, I'm good.

Wait, did you just call me your favorite?

Of course I won't tell anyone.

I'm so flattered.

Yes, of course.

I'm on it.

Later.

Okay, we gotta go.

What?

Okay, a second ago, I just told you

how hard my c*ck is, so...

I love that story.

Get dressed.

We've got work to do.

Hey, is Tara here?

No, haven't seen her all day.

She isn't answering her phone.

I need to text her.

See you later.

Come on, Tara.

Text me back.

I'm so dumb.

I forgot something.

What did you forget?

You.

Totally do my bidding.

Carry her.

Well, I have one stop to make.

Well, two.

I think I want a slushie.

I have something.

Jesus!

Is it impossible for you to enter the room

like a normal person?

The tattoo on Jamal, it's a conduit.

A conduit?

There are witches and

warlocks that act as a doorway

between our plane or any

other demonic planes.

But he's dead.

Doesn't that mean closed for business?

No, they have to be dead.

Spirits use their bodies to crossover.

That's creepy.

The m*rder wasn't a warning.

It was an invitation.

This is so exciting!

Yes, it is.

But Danielle, just tone

it down a bit, okay?

Absolutely.

I think it's about time to

wake Ms. Rose up, please.

Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey.

What's going on?

Calm down.

No, why am I tied to this chair?

Let me go!

I said calm the f*ck down.

And don't try to use a magic spell

to get out of these restraints.

I double binded them.

I helped!

Yes, yes, you did.

Our great work is about to begin.

Samuel was right to choose you.

You're so powerful.

Aradia be praised.

Samuel will be so happy to use you

to come back to the coven.

There's going to be an awakening.

Danielle, what are you doing here?

What did she tell you?

Why are you helping her?

Because there's great

work to be done here,

and because I'm loyal to the coven,

and because I'm her favorite.

She told me so.

Danielle...

Don't be jelly.

Where's Tara?

I know she wouldn't betray me like this.

I'm taking very good care of her.

Don't worry.

Hey, Rose, I'm home.

Rose?

Rose?

Are you here?

Sorry I didn't text you back.

My phone died, and I had to charge it.

Great.

I could feel it.

What?

Samuel, he's in there.

Or he's gonna be.

No!

I'll go in there alone.

This is definitely above your pay grade.

Danielle, sweetheart,

it's time for you to leave.

What?

What about the awakening?

I need you far away.

What if something were to happen to me?

What if I were to get k*lled?

Who would run the witchcraft yoga studio?

You want me to run the studio?

No, let's not get ahead of ourselves.

Just go and wait for word, okay?

Okay, no problem.

Bye, Rose.

I'll totally take care of your house.

Alone at last.

Sharon, you can't do this.

Think about it.

Samuel was a demon, not a warlock.

His magic is dark and evil.

All he wanted was to rule over humanity

and create hell on earth!

Well, as far as plans go,

that one's not half bad.

But I destroyed him.

No, silly young witch.

You can't just destroy a demon.

His life is in every child he sired.

And that man, he got around.

I wasn't lying before when I said Jamal

was also one of Samuel's children,

but that's what makes him

the perfect conduit for Samuel's return.

You're crazy if you think

I'm gonna help you do this.

I need your flesh.

I'm going to feed you to him.

Rise!

Rise!

I feel like we should be in there.

I wouldn't if I were you.

Well, we have to stop the

yoga witchcraft m*rder spree.

Well, good luck with that.

Bye.

I

Am

Free.

Samuel.

This body

is broken.

What have you done?

Why have you trapped me in

this wretched piece of garbage?

This body,

it will heal.

I have brought you the power.

Look.

My child.

Yes.

Feed on her.

Feed on your progeny.

Take the marrow from her bone.

Suck the power from her soul.

You've done well.

And your reward shall be death.

Rose, it's me!

And now,

the main course.

Get away from me!

But don't you wanna

be daddy's little girl?

We're so much alike.

You've inherited some of my best traits.

I'll never be like you.

Like me?

You'll be in me.

Yeah, that's not gonna happen.

Spanner.

Welcome back.

Time and again, you have meddled

in the coven's business

for much too long, traitor.

Time and again have you

betrayed your own kind

only to carry favor with

the powerless and mundane.

And this stops now!

Rose, use your power!

With me!

My offspring, what is human in you

that prevents the full use

of you hell-given talent.

I'll consume your human flesh

and consume your power and feed.

Our powers shall become one.

We're not strong enough.

I need to channel through you.

You'll k*ll me.

No!

Just guide the power through you.

Concentrate, open your palm.

Concentrate!

Freeze.

Everybody's hands up.

I'm gonna hate to do

the paperwork on this.

What the f*ck?

Once again, Rose saves the day.

She's very powerful.

This isn't the last time

bad elements from the coven

are gonna try to take

advantage of her or k*ll her.

Would protective custody do any good?

You tell me.

No, probably not.

She's gonna have to learn

how to defend herself.

Now that we've worked together,

who knows what type of hell

Samuel would have

unleashed against humanity.

She's powerful, but she's also smart.

She won't let something

like that happen again.

And if she does, I'd

personally kick her a*s.

I'd like to see that.

I should get going back inside.

Call us if you need anything.

Just don't need anything.

Got it.

Let's go get a beef dip

sandwich at Pinelli's.

You coming, Spanner?

Hey, sunshine, are you hungry?

You wanna get something to eat?

Something's not quite right.

You think?

We just stopped the demon

from taking over the world.

I'm sure there's some residue left

from that magical bullshit

still floating in the air.

But until that magical

bullshit commits a crime,

I don't think we have

anything to worry about.

So let's go.

Are you all right?

No.

Here, let me help you up.

Tara, what are you doing?

You said you'll always have my back.

Yeah, about that.

So sadly, the days of your best friend

having your back are over.

Tara.

Now, now, don't cry.

I'll be your new best friend.

I swear.

I won't even hold it against

you that you tried to k*ll me.

Shut up!

Is that any way to talk to your friends?

I think it's time for some bestie bonding.

Best girlfriends share everything.

So let's start with your powers.

Let me in, you little b*tch!

Not a f*cking chance!

Wait!

There's always people in here.

Let's go.

Why didn't we get a

motel room before?

This is f*cking great.

Danielle was a lucky girl.

If I had you, I'd never

let you leave the bedroom.

What are you talking about?

You are Danielle.

Sorry, stud.

I'm Sharon.

You're a great f*ck, Nick,

but I don't like loose ends.