05x02 - Peg and Cat Save the World: Part II

[bunniefuu]

♪♪♪
- Er, um...

One, two.
A one, two, three, four!

♪♪♪

♪ Peg plus Cat
Dum duh dum duh dum tum ♪

♪ Peg plus Cat
Dum duh dum duh dum tum ♪

- ♪ One two tree
- Peg and Cat are busy ♪

- ♪ Four five six
- So I'm standing in ♪

- ♪ Seven eight nine ♪
- What comes next?

Uh, eleven?
- (kids): Ten!

- I was close!
(kids cheering)

- ♪ They are two
Na na na na na ♪

♪ So I gotta sing two parts
Na na na na na ♪

♪ They're Peg plus Cat ♪

♪ Peg plus Cat
Peg plus Cat ♪

- ♪ Peg plus Cat ♪
(kids laughing)

- Woo! I'm out of here.

♪♪♪
- Peg and Cat SAVE THE WORLD!

Part .

♪♪♪

- (man): And now,
live from the White House,

the President
of the United States.

- My fellow citizens,

many of you have noticed
a strange shape in the sky.

As it gets larger,
it has caused some concern.

(crowd screaming)

The Vice President and I
are dealing with the situation,

with the help of our new
Directors of Problem Solving,

Peg and Cat.

This morning at o'clock,

I summoned Peg and Cat to
the White House, and told them

about the strange signals
coming from space.

- When the clock says nine zero
zero, the time is o'clock.

- At o'clock,
Peg and Cat informed me

that the signals were caused

by a planet-sized,
opera-singing pig.

- o'clock
is hour later than .

An hour is enough time
for a meal and a bath,

or a nice nap.

- At about that time,
the Pig began drifting back

towards Earth.
But by o'clock...

- Another hour later...

- ...Peg and Cat had designed
a model for a Pig Catcher.

When these paper weights
and pencils are replaced

by huge objects
of the same shape,

we'll have a sturdy structure
that can catch the Pig.

- Whew!
- I know, right?!

- As we speak, flyer Ramone
is coming up with a plan

for gathering the really big
pieces we need to assemble

the Pig Catcher and put
this really big problem to rest.

- [I'm doing what I can!]

- And that's everything that has
happened up to now, noon.

- o'clock
is also called noon.

After that, it's afternoon.

- To review...
- First!

- ♪♪ These signals came
from far, far away ♪

- Second!
- ♪ I called
Peg and Cat to save the day ♪

- That's right!
- Third!

- ♪ They said
a giant pig is dropping in ♪

- ♪ Word ♪
- Fourth!

- ♪ They designed this thing
for catching him ♪

- ♪ It's all about that shape
'bout that shape ♪

- ♪ No trouble
- It's all about that shape ♪

- ♪ That's the way
we do a puzzle ♪

- Fifth!
- ♪ Ramone is planning
where to get the stuff so big ♪

- Sixth!
- ♪ We'll build that thing ♪

- ♪ And then we'll
- Catch that pig ♪

- ♪ She really means it ♪

- ♪ We're gonna catch
that pig ♪♪

- ♪ That pig ♪♪
Ugh!

- My friends,

we didn't choose
to face this challenge,

but we can choose
HOW we'll face it:

with courage. Remember,
panic helps no one.

So don't panic.
(mob screaming in panic.)

Please.
- (mob, calmer): Ahhh...

- Thank you, all.

(newscast theme music)

- We were on national TV!
- We're so famous!

- And now we're gonna totally
save the world!

- There'll be
Peg and Cat parades!

- Peg and Cat songs!
- Peg and Cat toys! Finally.

- The President's really
worried. Take my place?

- Oh yeah!
- Dosey doh!

- Cool sphere you got there,
Madame President.

- My special globe.
- I have a special marble

I spin when I'm worried.

Up high... down low...

way to go!

- Spinning on three...

on two... on one...

'round the sun!

- I think your speech
calmed down

everybody in the whole country,
except you.

- Oh, Peg, I was elected

to serve a nation covered
with incredible mountains

and forests and skyscrapers.
I can't let them be flattened!

- We're gonna catch the Pig with
the Pig Catcher, right? So...

- But in my head,
I keep seeing this picture...

- The presidential pen!

It's like my twig, but fluffy!

- ♪♪ I see the city flattened ♪

♪ Nothing standing there ♪

♪ Length and width
just like before ♪

♪ But no height anywhere ♪

- ♪ Covered with colorful
flat shapes ♪

♪ Like a board for a game ♪

♪ The trees and the buildings
flattened like pancakes ♪

♪ Only pancakes are the same ♪

- But, Madame President,
look around!

♪ Those buildings
are standing solid ♪

♪ They've got height ♪

♪ They're so not flat ♪

♪ They're solid today
and solid they'll stay ♪

♪ Count on that ♪

- ♪ Where
the Washington Monument stood ♪

♪ I see a square
with triangle design ♪

- ♪ Give that square
some height ♪

♪ Stand the triangles up right ♪

♪ This obelisk is fine ♪

- ♪ Where the Capitol's
standing ♪

♪ There's a circle here ♪

- ♪ Let's see it like this,
a rectangular prism ♪

♪ The circle's a hemisphere ♪

- ♪ The White House,
a white rectangle ♪

♪ With circles
one two three and four ♪

- ♪ There's height
in the house ♪

♪ These circles
are solid cylinders ♪

♪ For sure ♪
- You're right!

- ♪ These buildings
are standing solid ♪

♪ They've got height ♪

- ♪ They're so not flat ♪

- ♪ They're solid today
- And solid they'll stay ♪

- ♪ Count on that ♪♪
- Woohoo!

- Thanks for helping me
relax, Peg.

- Gotta stay chill
no matter what, right?

- Even when a pig's about
to squash your country.

Or not.
(ringing)

- That's Ramone!
- To the intelligence lab!

- Can I press it?
- MEEEE!

♪♪♪

- And after heading to India for
four mountain-size cylinders...

we'll fly to China
for the world's largest bowl...

and then haul it all back
right here to Washington, DC.

- And how long
will all that take?

- If we work fast,
we'll make it

all the way around the world
in less than days.

(dramatic musical cue)
- But--

- You can get a lot
done in one day,

right, Madame President?
So in days...

- Who told you we have days?
- The Vice President said--

- I said minutes!
- Oh... Sorry!

- Minutes, days,
what's the diff?

It's so confusing, right?
- Yeah!

- A day is much longer
than an hour.

- One day has hours.

- A minute is much shorter
than an hour.

- One hour has minutes!

- It's : , and the Pig will
come crashing down at : .

- So we've got , , , ,

, , , , ,

, , minutes!

- days is enough time
to fly around the world.

- minutes is enough time
to go around the block!

- If we only have minutes
to make the Pig Catcher...

- The Directors
of Problem Solving have

a REALLY BIG PROBLEM!

- Woah! Woahhh!

Help!
- That's it,

you help-calling,
genius Vice President!

- Huh?
- Peg and Cat need
to call for HELP!

- But you called us to come
to Washington, DC, to help.

- We're the helpers,
not the "helpees"!

- I hear you have friends
all around the world

with all kinds of shapes.

- Yeah, but...
- I don't like it.

- Cat and I are a team!

- It's Peg Plus Cat,
not Peg Plus Just Anybody!

- We have our own way
of solving problems.

- Huh! Well, say goodbye

to the Peg and Cat parades! Oh!

- And, well, we were really
proud to be doing this
on our own.

- I know how you feel, Peg,
but you see...

♪♪ When you're trying
to cope ♪

♪ With too many demands ♪

♪ You've got too much to hold ♪

♪ You don't have enough hands ♪

♪ When there's
way too much stuff ♪

♪ Piled on your plate ♪

♪ Couldn't get to it all
if you ate and ate ♪

♪ When you cannot find a way ♪

♪ Open up your mouth and say ♪

♪ I need help! Help!
- Help! Help! ♪

- ♪ I need help
Don't you be embarrassed ♪

♪ From Singapore to Paris ♪

♪ We all need help! Help!
- Help! Help! ♪

- ♪ We all need some
so ask for help ♪

- ♪ Hee hee ♪

- ♪ And help will come ♪

- ♪ When there's
too many calls ♪

♪ One on top of the next ♪

♪ You're exhausted and flustered
and totally vexed ♪

♪ When there's
so many questions ♪

♪ Your brain turns to lead ♪

♪ Wanna hide in some book,
wanna jump on the bed ♪

♪ When you can't work it out ♪

♪ Open up your mouth and shout ♪

♪ I need help! Help!
- Help! Help! ♪

- ♪ I need help ♪

♪ Don't you be ashamed ♪

♪ Even people with fame ♪

♪ Sure need help! Help!
- Help! Help! ♪

- ♪ We all need some ♪

♪ Ask for help
- Woohoohoo ♪

- ♪ And help will come ♪

♪ Remember how we picked up
the chickens ♪

- ♪ You asked for our help
- She did not hesitate ♪

- ♪ No no no nuh no no no no ♪

- ♪ Finding folks
who might help ♪

♪ Getting just the right help ♪

♪ That's what makes
a president great ♪

- ♪ I can't wait
- To ask for ♪

- ♪ Help! Help!
- Help! Help! ♪

- ♪ We need help
- For a crisis this big ♪

- ♪ I mean,
a planet-sized Pig ♪

- ♪ We'll call for
- Help! Help! Help! Help! ♪

- ♪ We all need some
We'll call for help ♪

♪ And our friends
- Your so many friends ♪

- ♪ Our really good friends ♪

- ♪ We sure need our friends ♪

- ♪ They will come ♪♪
- (all): Help!

- OK, so we've got minutes
to build the Pig Catcher.

- We HAD minutes, Peg,

back when it was
minutes after noon.

Now it's after.

And the Pig's landing at
after. So we've only got...

plus equals .

minutes till he lands.

- Can every president
do addition that fast?!

- No!
- You can use my phone

to call for help.
- And my clock.

And my clock watcher.
He's amazing at watching clock.

Everyone can help, right?
- ♪ And we got the model ♪

- ♪ Our pig catching puzzle ♪

We need to replace
the little pieces in our model

with super-big pieces
to catch that super-big pig.

Let's start at the bottom
with these pyramids.

- Hmm... What about
the pointy things in between?

- They're pyramids too,
upside down!

- Oh, nice!

- You got a friend
you can count on

for big pyramids, right?
- Totally!

- So that's one,
two, three, four...

(Egyptian music)
- Five pyramids?

Why do you need them, Peg?

- Peg: [So, Cleopatra, you heard
my speech on TV, right?]

- We don't have TV
in ancient Egypt.

Hold on. Epidermis!

Stop staring at those statues!

That stuff rots your brain!
Go get some exercise!

- (sad): Mrahahaaa...

- You were saying?
- [Any chance you could, um,]

[bring the pyramids to
Washington, DC, like, right...]

away.
- We've never been

to Washington, DC, before.
This is very exciting!

- So how do these big boys go?
- Like this!

Our Pig Catcher's
bottom floor!

- The clock changed!
- It's gone from to after.

- Then we've gone
from minutes left... to .

- We gotta pick up the pace.
- Where can we get

four huge rectangular prisms?

- Hmm...
- Hmmm...

- The President said
to pick up the pace!

- Hmm...
- Hmmm...

Ramone, you know the number
for Radio City Music Hall?

(beeping)

(piano music playing)
- Talk to us!

- It's your nickel.
- Peg: [That stage you guys use]

[is a solid rectangle, right?]

- Juliet, for you
I'd risk it all!

- Oh, Romeo!
(phone ringing)

Were you expecting a call?
- Peg: [Between your houses,]

[is there still that wall?]

- (German accent): You want
the biggest upright piano?

In the world?!

- You want
a great big hunk of cheese?!

- Who doesn't want
a great big hunk of cheese?

- Rectangular prism
number one.

♪♪♪

Two.

Three!

Four!
(women grunting)

- The President
of the United States?!

(Ramone grunting)
- Ramone!

- The clock changed!
- It keeps doing that!

- (Peg): We're down
to minutes!

- So inside the walls,
we've got--

- Spheres!
(beeping)

♪♪♪

[We sure could use
your biggest bouncy ball.]

♪♪♪
[...your biggest meteor.]

[Does Harry the Panda Ball
have a really big brother?]

(victorious musical cues)

- I got this.
(upbeat whistling music)

- Hey Ramone, I'm open!
- Alley-oop!

- Score!

- Clock changed!
- (Peg): minutes!

- Ah! This sphere
got all stretched out.

- It's not a sphere, Cat. It's
a solid oval called an ovoid.

- Oh! I'll "ovoid" making
that mistake again!

Hahaha.

So, who do we know
who might have a really large...

DINOSAUR EGG?

- Ninja warrior Aki kicked it
past the Neighbor Ladies

to Ludwig Van Beethoven...

...who got it past
Albert Einstein and Marie Curie

to Romeo and Juliet!

- To Ramone...

to the President
of the United States!

- She is good!
- Yes!

- All righty!
- (dancers): Nice going!

- (Romeo and Juliet): Huzzah!
- Peg and Cat!

Can you use my new remote
control in your Pig Catcher?

Please?

- It's really nice, Richard,

but the shapes we're
looking for are super big.

- But I want
to save the world too!

- Clock changed.
- (Peg): minutes!

- We're kinda busy right now.

- Almost finished, Peg?
- We still need --

one, two, three,
four, five sides --

a pentagon.
- You can borrow mine.

- Where'll we get pencils
this big?!

- Four huge cylinders...

towering round shapes
reaching straight up!

- My front porch!

- One tall shape with a point!

- Take the Washington Monument.
- (man): NO!

- Is that--?
- George Washington!

- If anyone's moving
my monument, it's me!

With a hey
Jonny nonny doodle h*!

- George Washington
is so cool!

- (together):
I know, right?

(beeping)
- Hey guys...

- Clock changed!
- (Peg): Only minutes!

- Yo! Anybody got a monument

shaped like this?
- What we need is--

- The world's
largest pizza! Arr!

- (Peg): I ordered it
from the Pizza Pirates.

- (Cat): Ah!
Interesting topping!

- I didn't order THEM!
But where there's a giant pizza,

there will always be teens.
- Let's keep moving!

- Two curvy shapes?!

- So, Arch Villain...
could you, uh, bring arches

from the biggest bridge
in Mathtropolis?

- Peg.
- Four triangles?

- You chickens made such awesome
triangles this morning;

feel like making four more?

- The crane won't go any higher!
- What?!

- And she's on her tippy toes!

- Who can help us now?

- No one can.
- You're right.

No one can help us now.
But I know who can help.

- Who?
- No one who is any ONE at all.

- What are you saying?
- And why are you taking

so long to say it when
we're about to be squashed?

- The only one who can help

is everyone! Working together!
You see?

♪♪♪

- Clock changed!
- You're gonna sing a song?!

We have minutes!

- ♪♪ There comes a day ♪

♪ When you can't just sit
and wait ♪

♪ And hope that someone else
will take charge ♪

(Cat tooting)

- ♪ There's a pig descending ♪

♪ With a head
the size of Maine ♪

♪ And a bum
maybe twice as large ♪

- ♪ Let's all help out ♪

- ♪ Let's work together ♪
Mwahaha!

- Mrahaha!

- ♪ Everyone must lend
a helping hand ♪

- ♪ Or helping feather
- It takes all of us ♪

- ♪ Every heart and every mind ♪

- ♪ To save our planet ♪

- ♪ From a pig's behind ♪

- Pffffttt!

- ♪ We still don't have a bowl ♪

♪ That goes up here ♪

- ♪ We'll never find
a bowl that big, I fear ♪

- ♪ Well well well well ♪

♪ On the Capitol,
that dome up above ♪

- ♪ Will fit that
big pig's tuchus like a glove ♪

- ♪ Yah yah yah yah yahhh ♪

- Clock changed!
- Key change! One minute!

- ♪ We all help out
- We all help out ♪

- ♪ We work together
- We work together ♪

- ♪ Whether you're into
- Music ♪

- ♪ Bouncing
- Jewels ♪

- ♪ Or snowy weather
- Snowy weather ♪

- ♪ It takes all of us ♪

♪ Every heart and every mind ♪

♪ To save our planet ♪

♪ From a pig's behind ♪♪

- Again!
- NO!

The Pig lands in less
than a minute! Only seconds!

- What are seconds?

- Oh! Are they like firsts?

- Seconds are
a really small amount of time.

second is like...
- , .

- ...that!
- How's it going up there?

- Can't quite get
the dome high enough.

- Doodle ohhhh!
♪♪♪

- Help them, everybody!

- seconds.
- ♪ I love triangles ♪

- Ah! I hear Pig!
- He's nearing the Earth!

- ♪ I love triangles ♪

- That annoying voice
really carries!

- When we cover our ears,
we can't push the dome!

- If we don't finish
the Pig Catcher,

we'll be flattened
like pancakes!

- Everyone in the world is...
- seconds!

- (everyone): TOTALLY FREAKING--

- ♪ I love triangles ♪

- Ah! My ears!
- Somebody, mute that singing!

- Really. Tell me about it.

I'm not much
of an opera fan myself.

- You genius Vice President
and Cat!

- (together): Huh?
- Richard,

does your remote have
a mute button?
- seconds.

- ♪ I love triangles ♪
- You want me to mute the Pig?

- seconds!
- Please!

- ♪ Yo amo triangulos ♪

- !
- Oopsy!

- !
- Wrong button!
- ♪ I love triangles ♪

- He muted the Pig!
- Yay, me!

- .
- Push!

- .
- Push!

- !
- Push!

- !
- I see the cheeks!

- !
- It's up!

- !
- It's in!

- INCOMING!

- (friends): AAAAH!

AAAAH!

AAAAAAH!

(friends gasping)
(Ding!)

(friends cheering)
- (Ramone): Yes! Alright!

(Cat tooting)
- ♪♪ Problem solved ♪

♪ The problem is solved
We solved the problem ♪

- ♪ So everything is awesome
- Problem solved ♪♪

♪♪♪
- I declare this

Independence
From a Pig's Backside Day!

- We got everybody working
with shapes

to save the planet.

- What the world needs
now is math!

- Want to have a play date
sometime? Hahaha!

- Uh... yes! So do I give you
my number? Uh, ten?

- Well, Peg, you didn't get
a parade in your honor

or floats, but I want you
to have this...

- The special globe...

of the President
of the United States?!

WHOA! It's like a parade
on my finger!

I love it so much!

But don't you need your special
globe for when you're worried?

- Next time I'm worried,
I'll open the window

and see how good things are,

like my friend Peg
taught me to do.

- Madame President,
I think this is the beginning

of a beautiful friendship.

- ♪♪ If we all are helping ♪

♪ Every heart and every mind ♪

♪ We'll save our planet ♪

♪ From a pig's behind ♪

♪ A pig's behind ♪

♪ A pig's behind ♪

- (Pig): ♪ I love triangles ♪♪

♪♪♪

- We did so much today.
- I know.

- Isn't it great
that now we can just sit here?

- Ooh! Not go anywhere.
- Or save anybody.

Or solve anything.
- Or say anything.

- Actually, there's
one thing I wanted to say.

- Me too! You first.

- I love every single day
I spend with you!

- (gasping): That's what
I was gonna say!

(both laughing)

(both sighing happily.)

(theme music)