05x38 - You Know Those Year-End Parties Where You Keep Drinking until You've Forgotten Everything That Happened the Past Year? There Are a Few Things You're Not Supposed to Forget

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We're approaching the end of another year so let's look back at this year's Gintama anime!!

...By drinking!!

You know those year-end parties where you keep drinking until you've forgotten everything that happened the past year? There are a few things you're not supposed to forget.

All Here's to another year!

Shin Yeah, another year's gone by.

Shin That was so fast.

Kagura Not surprising. A lot happened this year.

Kagura A Gintama recompilation, producer P making noise,

Kagura more incidents than I can count.

Shin We're the only ones who would remember any of that.

Shin Well, it was a rough time,

but we can look back now and laugh about the memories.

Shin Let's do our best again next year, Gin-san.

Gin Don't start celebrating!

Kagura What was that for, Gin-chan?

Gin Why are you fools acting like the year's already over?

Shin Uh, isn't that what this party is for?

Gin Haven't you heard the saying that if you want to make it a hundred leagues,

Gin consider ninety leagues the halfway point?

Gin Sure, we're still on the air,

Gin but if we get too excited and screw up,

this show will kick the can.

Gin We must be extremely careful as we take the last step.

Shin S-Sorry...

Shin I guess I was a little too excited.

Kagura I'm impressed, Gin-chan.

Kagura You can stay cool at a year-end party.

Gin Now I'll play this tape so we can listen

Default ,to some cool and have a cool party.

Gin Sorry about hitting you, Shinpachi.

Gin Try to control yourself.

Shin Yes!

Gin Then I'll pour you some tea.

Oolong Tea

Shin Hey! You're about to get us pulled off air!

Shin Hey! Are you already drunk?!

Shin Everyone says that you shouldn't let alcohol get the better of you.

Gin It's okay.

Gin I need to drink a lot more before I start doing anything stupid.

Otose Oh, you already started?

Otose That's cold.

Gin Oh, there you are!

Gin Hey, bring more booze! Put it on Otose's tab!

Otose Nobody gave you permission to do that, Curly!

Kyubei No, the Yagyu will pick up the bill.

Otae You shouldn't spoil them.

Otae Um, the man with sunglasses will work off the bill.

Madao Yes! I have a job!

Shin Is Gin-san really okay?

Kagura He only gets to drink himself silly once a year.

Shin I hope nothing happens.

Gin Ow...

Gin What happened yesterday?

Gin No good. Can't remember.

Gin And where am I?

Gin Why am I naked?

Gin Hey, what is this?

Gin No way.

Gin Wait, no way.

Gin Really?

Gin Wait, does this mean...

Gin I passed the critical point in a Jump show!

Gin I've made a huge mistake, because I was drunk...

Indecent behavior at PM!!I was drunk...

Gin If... If the PTA finds out, we're finished!

Gin C-Calm down.

Gin Remember what happened yesterday.

Gin It's possible that nothing happened.

Gin Nope! Unfortunately, I can't remember a thing!

Gin Wait, I don't have time for that.

Gin Who is this?

Gin I can't remember that either!

Gin Hopefully, it isn't anyone I know.

Gin Please!

Gin F-Forget the critical point!

Gin I've left the atmosphere!

Gin U-Uh, sorry...

Gin I-I can't remember anything...

Gin Why am I apologizing?!

Gin Why am I acting all nice?! That's disgusting!

Otose R-Really. I can't remember anything either.

Gin Why isn't she looking at me?

Gin Why is she acting like a woman?!

Gin Stop it, Gran!

Gin Don't play dumb!

Otose That's perfect.

Otose Neither of us remembers.

Otose Nothing happened.

Otose I can accept that.

Otose Let's just forget about this.

Gin I can't just forget about this crazy event!

Gin Yeah, sorry about this.

Gin Why am I still apologizing?!

Gin I just sound like a creep!

Otose Stop it, you sound weird.

Otose Besides, it's entirely possible that nothing actually happened.

Gin Th-That's true.

Gin We both got drunk and fell asleep in the same bed.

Otose W-We should be heading home.

Otose They might be starting to worry about us.

Otose Oh, but we should probably go home separately.

Otose Don't want anyone to get the wrong idea.

Otose S-See you later.

Gin Why are we acting like this is some kind of office tryst?!

Gin I feel sick! I feel sick!

Gin I can't tell if it's because I'm hung over or because I did something nasty!

Gin Why did this happen?!

Gin I should have listened to Shinpachi's warning!

Shin Everyone says that you shouldn't let alcohol get the better of you.

Gin It's only been one day, but now they seem so far away!

Gin Feels like it's been ages since we were Odd Jobs together!

Gin Can I no longer go back to being the normal person I was?

Gin How am I supposed to act when I walk in the door?

Snack Otose

Odd Jobs Gin-chanSnack Otose

Gin And how much do they know?

Gin Damn! I can't go home!

Tama Welcome back.

Tama Were you out all night, Master Gintoki?

Gin I-I wasn't out all night!

Tama But it's already morning.

Gin Y-Yes, but don't make it sound so dirty!

Gin U-Uh, when I woke up, I was next to a dumpster.

Gin G-Guess I had too much to drink.

Tama I never asked for an explanation.

Tama Actually, Lady Otose just returned and told me that

Default ,she woke up next to a dumpster.

Gin W-We weren't sleeping next to the same dumpster!

Gin We were in completely different places!

Gin We weren't sleeping together! Don't get the wrong idea!

Tama What do you mean by that?

Gin Uh, er, well...

Gin Damn, I feel sick again!

Tama Get a hold of yourself.

Tama How many more bars did you visit?

Gin W-Well, I actually can't remember.

Gin What happened?

Tama Lady Kagura said that she was sleepy,

Tama so Master Shinpachi took her home after the second bar.

Tama Lady Catherine keeled over at the third bar,

Tama so I carried her home.

Tama Everyone was very drunk at this point.

Gin I see. Who stayed behind?

Tama Lady Otose, Lady Otae, Lady Kyubei, and Master Hasegawa.

Tama At the third bar, you ran into the ninjas.

Tama And the fourth bar was going to be in Yoshiwara.

Gin A-Anyway, Shinpachi and Kagura don't know what happened.

Gin So I only need to worry about the adults.

Snack Otose

Gin It's possible that they were all so drunk that they can't remember anything, so what do I do?

Gin Should I ask them?

Tama Master Gintoki?

Gin Either way, I can't go home before I've figured out what happened.

Gin I need to find out if I'm clean.

Gin But if I'm not, I still can't go home.

Kodokan Dojo

Gin Excuse me!

Otae Yes?

Otae G-Gin-san.

Gin Oh, yesterday was a lot of fun.

Gin I was wondering if Shinpachi made it home.

Gin H-How are you doing?

Gin You were pretty drunk.

Gin Hey, why did you turn around?

Otae N-Not really. My job requires me to drink all the time.

Gin Why won't she look at my face?

Gin Hey, she definitely knows something!

Gin She knows that Gran and I did the deed?!

Gin So something actually happened?!

Otae Um, I don't mind.

Otae It was the alcohol.

Otae Just a lapse in judgment.

Otae Let's forget it ever happened.

Otae It was a one night mistake.

Gin You liar! You obviously remember what happened!

Otae I won't tell Shin-chan.

Gin W-Wait!

Gin I can't remember anything from yesterday.

Gin So I don't know what actually happened.

Otae You can't remember?

Gin Debris!

Otae Y-You violated a girl's,

Otae violated my honor, and you can't remember?!

Otae That's despicable!

Otae So it really was just the alcohol.

Otae I didn't think you were such a creep!

Otae Never show your face around here again!

Gin Violated my honor?

Gin What does that mean?

Gin Huh? Doesn't she mean Gran's honor?

Gin But Gran doesn't have any honor left anywhere.

Gin Huh?

Gin What?!

Gin Kyubei-kun! Please come out!

Gin So I slept with Gran and Otae?!

Gin Could you please open the door? It can't be true!

Default ,I don't believe it! I refuse to believe it!

Gin Kyubei-kun!

Gin I have a question!

Gin What happened at the fourth bar?

Tojo We welcome the next lord of the Yagyu, Master Gintoki!

Gin What did you say?

Tojo I am so grateful!

Tojo Last night, you were able to convince our

Default ,lady to give up her desire to become a man!

Tojo She was crying in her room this morning,

Tojo but she just made her decision!

Tojo Our lady has accepted her role as our princess!

Kyubei After what happened last night,

Default ,I have no choice but to live as a woman.

Kyubei Gintoki, you must take responsibility.

Tojo Ah! Where are you going?!

Tojo After him!

Sa So sorry, Yagyu-san!

Sa The phantom thief Koikage has stolen your groom!

Sa We were a team long before you ever met him!

Sa What did he steal?

Sa That should be obvious.

Sa My precious virgi-

A Runny Diarrhea hit her with his poop!

Tojo They fell down!

Tojo Capture Master Gintoki!

Gin What's going on?!

Gin What have I done?!

A Look, it's a procession of courtesans.

A She's a real beauty!

B But I don't recognize her.

B She hasn't been around.

B I heard that she's going to leave Yoshiwara.

B A woman like her must have been expensive.

Tsu Two hundred million.

Tsu Work hard to pay it off.

Gin H-How many mistakes did I make in one night?!

Gin This is a lie!

Gin I can't remember any of these?!

Gin Ha-Hasegawa-san!

Gin What did I do yesterday?!

Madao Get drunk and forget it ever happened.

Madao I'll do the same.

Madao Last night never happened.

Gin Y-You too...

Zenzo Eh, you should be fine.

Zenzo I can't remember what happened,

Zenzo but everyone was completely drunk.

Zenzo And the hostess girl was feeling sick,

Default ,so you took her to the restroom.

Zenzo Ten minutes or so passed.

Zenzo Then you finally came back and said that she had gone home.

Zenzo I remember you looked happy for some reason.

Zenzo Then the eye patch girl was feeling sick,

Default ,so you helped her and came back happy.

Zenzo The same thing happened with Sarutobi.

Zenzo But in the Yoshiwara lady's case, she dragged you outside.

Zenzo Ten minutes later, you came back in tears with your clothes shredded.

Zenzo And when you went off with the sunglasses guy, you took a lot longer.

Zenzo Twenty minutes, I think.

Zenzo And once the sun rose, you carried the drunk old lady off somewhere.

Gin How is that fine?!

Gin Am I Dr. Dolittle?!

Zenzo Considering you carried off that old lady, I'd have to agree.

Zenzo You must be a real animal lover.

Gin And I was actually victimized once!

Gin And why was Hasegawa-san twenty minutes?!

Zenzo The second time must have been too much.

Gin Bastard!

Gin You should have stopped me!

Gin What do we do now?!

Gin A different show will be airing in this slot in January!

Zenzo Calm down.

Zenzo There's nothing wrong with doing the deed.

Zenzo It's only wrong when you have no intention of taking responsibility.

Zenzo Everything depends on how you behave now.

Zenzo So man up.

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Otose Huh?!

Otose You want to start a serious relationship that might lead to marriage?!

Otose What are you talking about?!

Otose Did you hit your head on something? You're making me sick.

Gin I'm the one who feels sick.

Gin W-Well, I did some thinking,

Gin and you know how I said I didn't remember anything?

Gin I was actually lying.

Otae Oh? So you were fully aware of what you were doing?

Gin So, I'm saying that I'm going to take responsibility.

Tojo Really? When you ran away, I was prepared to k*ll you.

Tojo Princess, Master Gintoki is prepared to lead the Yagyu!

Gin Y-Yeah, but you know?

Gin We can't just get married on the spot.

Default ,We should take this one step at a time.

Sa After jumping right into bed with me?!

Sa Are you toying with me?!

Gin N-No, I'm very serious,

Gin but I was thinking that you need time

Default ,to consider how you feel about me.

Tsu I've already made up my mind.

Tsu First, you need to fork over two hundred million.

Tsu That money will be spent on bodyguards for Yoshiwara after I'm gone.

Gin W-We can talk about money some other time!

Gin Anyway, are you sure you want to be with me?!

Gin I'm dirt poor!

Gin Are you sure about this?

Madao I wouldn't mind falling to the bottom of society with you.

Madao That's how I feel now.

Gin They're all interested for some reason!

Zenzo I see.

Zenzo I was thinking that you could scare some

Default ,of them off by getting too serious.

Gin How am I getting serious?!

Gin I'm a six-timing bastard! I'm a sleazebag!

Zenzo That was already true when you slept with six people in one night.

Zenzo Well, this is kind of similar to Strawberry %.

Gin I don't remember Strawberry % having an old lady and an old man!

Gin That would make for some traumatic images!

Gin Fanservice %!

Gin If they find out I'm a six-timing bastard, I'll be ripped apart in six directions.

Gin I should apologize now.

Zenzo You think they'll let Bunta-san get away with that?

Zenzo If they find out, they'll k*ll you.

Zenzo If you apologize, they'll k*ll you.

Zenzo There's only one way to survive.

Zenzo Take responsibility by going out with all six of them

Zenzo without the others finding out.

Zenzo If they get sick of you and leave, you're free.

Zenzo It's a short-term strategy.

Zenzo I'm willing to help.

Otose What?! Live together?!

Gin Y-Yeah... We might get married, so this is like a dry run.

Otose Why do you keep pushing on ahead?!

Otose You're making me sick!

Gin We won't really know each other until we've lived together.

Gin If you get sick of me, go ahead and leave.

Otae But this place would be too small for the three of us.

Gin Who's the third person?

Otae Shin-chan.

And there would also be Kagura-chan and Sadaharu-kun.

Gin That would be a bad idea!

Gin We might be living together, but we still have our own lives.

Gin So just drop by when you can.

Gin We'll keep this our secret until I've straightened everything out with the others.

Tojo That makes sense!

Tojo Then the princess will take Tuesday and Thursday,

Tojo while I take Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday!

Gin Why are you here every day?!

Gin I'll be at Odd Jobs during the day,

Gin but I'll try to be here every night.

Sa You're only coming back at night?!

Sa Does that mean you're only after my body?!

Gin I can probably just ignore her.

Gin D-Don't get the wrong idea.

Gin I don't have anything dirty in mind.

Tsu Do as you please.

Tsu We can get lotioned up and two hundred million.

Tsu Or you can two hundred million between my boobies.

Tsu Or two hundred million inside me.

Tsu Take your pick.

Gin I don't get to choose anything!

Gin You just want your two hundred million!

Gin Anyway, I'll pay the rent,

Gin so let's not talk about money again.

Gin Hey! The situation has clearly gotten worse!

Zenzo Couples that live together usually end up not getting married.

Zenzo Think about it.

Zenzo Who would want to spend their life with you after seeing how you normally behave?

Gin That doesn't mean we should put all six of them in one house!

Zenzo Don't be picky.

Zenzo This happens to be an apartment my old man runs.

Zenzo You can work it out.

Gin Hey, are you really trying to help me?

Gin Are you sure you're not just playing with me?!

Zenzo Don't worry.

Default ,My favorite Jump series is the romantic comedy To Love-Ru Darkness!

Gin That doesn't make me feel better!

Gin You're going to turn this show into To Love-Ru Darkness!

Otae What? I shouldn't go outside?

Otae But then I can't go shopping or cook.

Gin Well, it's pretty dangerous these days.

Gin I can do the shopping.

Otae Are you worried about me?

Gin O-Of course I am!

Gin If a pretty girl like you goes outside, the men will all jump you!

Otae Please, Gin-san!

Otae But it's a housewife's duty to go shopping.

Otae I've made up my mind.

Otae We're only together because of an accident,

Otae but I'll do my best to support you.

Sa Welcome home, Darling!

Sa Would you like dinner?

Sa Would you like a bath?

Sa Or would you like me?!

Otae Oh, no. There's a hole in the wall.

Otae I'm sorry, Gin-san. Are you okay?

Otae You're sweating so much.

Otae Was our neighbor angry?

Otae I should go apologize!

Gin It's okay! I just apologized!

Otae But I should apologize in person!

Gin I said that it's okay!

Gin The neighbor's kind of scary, so I got nervous.

Gin You shouldn't go outside!

Gin That person was clearly a deviant.

Default ,This neighborhood is dangerous!

Otae Oh, dear. How frightening.

Otae But that scary neighbor must have forgiven us

Default ,because I paid my respects.

Gin Paid your respects?!

Gin Y-You visited everyone?

Otae Yes, but nobody was home, so I left a present.

Gin What kind of present?

Otae What was that? It came from the room next door.

Otae Um, are you okay?

Gin Why are you opening a hole in the wall when you knock?!

Otae Well, I thought this would be faster.

Gin That's not the problem!

Gin Wait! We don't know what's wrong, so I'll check!

Gin Kyubei! What's wrong?!

Kyu That voice belongs to Gintoki...

Kyu Welcome home...

Gin Save that for later! What happened?!

We just moved next door. I made a little too much, so please have some.

Kyu There were sesame buns by the door.

Kyu But it turns out that they were poisoned.

Kyu I'm getting heartburn.

Gin No, that was made by your beloved Otae!

Gin You fool!

Gin A rich person shouldn't need to eat food that's been on the ground!

Otae Gin-san, is everything okay?

Kyu I just heard Tae-chan's voice...

Gin You're hearing things now?! Hang on!

Kyu I see, it was my imagination.

Kyu So I still can't forget about Tae-chan...

Gin D-Don't worry about it.

Gin Anyway, if she makes any more noise, the others will find out.

Gin I need to shut her up.

Gin H-Hold on. I'll help you throw it up.

Kyu Don't touch me!

Gin I-I'm home.

Tsu Hey, the door is over there.

Gin Oops, I screwed up.

Kyu Gintoki, are you okay?

Kyu Sorry, I moved without thinking.

Kyu Wait, I'll pull you out.

Tsu You fool.

Tsu What are you doing?

Tsu Come on now.

Tsu Dinner's getting cold.

Gin Ow! Ow! Ow!

Gin You're ripping apart my body!

Gin Hold on!

Gin I'll never get out if they both pull!

Gin Push! Please push!

Both Push?

Tsuku Hey, Gintoki!

Both Hold on! I'll circle around to the other side!

Gin Wait!

Gin If they circle around, they'll see each other!

Gin This is good enough.

Gin Let's have dinner.

Gin I'm starving.

Tsuku You must really want to eat my food.

Kyu D-Dinner?

Kyu But how am I supposed to feed you?

Gin Just bring me my dinner!

Gin Okay, this is my chance!

Gin No good! My waist hurts so much that I don't have any strength left!

Tsuku You see, I'm not much of a cook,

Tsuku but I know how to use a hot pot.

Gin How am I supposed to eat this?!

Gin Am I supposed to be Goemon?!

Tsuku I made it sweet, the way you like it.

Tsuku Enjoy.

Gin Enjoy, my ass!

Gin You're clearly cooking me to eat!

Kyu I tried making curry, but it might be a little too spicy.

Kyu I don't know if it will suit your palate.

Kyu And where is your palate?

Tojo Since it's curry, it should go here, Princess.

Tojo Oh! Look, Princess!

Tojo He's dancing with joy!

Kyu That's good. He may have a sweet tooth, but curry should be spicy.

Tsuku Don't be in such a rush. Nobody's going to take your food.

Tsuku I'm glad that I made it sweet.

Gin I don't even know what's spicy or sweet!

Gin Hey! I'm gonna die!

Tsuku What?

Kyu It's to die for?

Tsu Really, you like it so much? Have some more.

Tsu There's plenty more left!

Tojo Princess! Feed him more!

Tojo This is how a married couple bonds!

Otose Oh, are you hungry?

Otose Here, have some.

Otose Okay, time for work.

To Be Continued

Next Episode People Can Only Live By Forgetting the Bad

Gin Next time

Gin People can only live by forgetting the bad.

Gintoki has passed the critical point, and his troubles have only begun!!

Now he must go on a date with everyone at the same time!! This can't go well!!