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Sleepaway Camp (1983)

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Sleepaway Camp (1983)

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[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

[LOUD CONVERSATION]

Hey, get away from me with
that pail of water. I'll k*ll you.


Hey, what was the elbow for, as*h*le?

[LOUD CONVERSATION]

Yeah, nice pitch! Get
two, get two, get two!


Cut it out! Daddy, tell
him to leave me alone.

- Peter started it!
- I did not, you liar!

- Did too.
- Did not.

Alright, let's settle down
and stop fighting.

She started it.

That looks neat.
Can I try it, Daddy?

Maybe in a couple years, if
we ever get a motorboat.

Can we go to the camp one summer?
I bet they'd show us there.

Well, I don't know about that.

Hang in there, Dolore!
You're doing great!

Can't we stop now?

Hey, Craig. How about letting
me take her out once, huh?

Come on, Mary Ann.
You know I can't do that.

Oh, don't be such a stiff.
I know how to drive these things.

My old man's got
one twice as big.

Yeah, and is your old man gonna
give me a job when I get fired?

Lighten up, will you? No one's
gonna see us way out here.

Oh, so you think it's funny,
huh? You little schemers!

Come on.
Please?

Alright.

Super!

But look, just for a minute.

Not too fast!

Hey John, we gotta
go meet the Doc.

John! It's almost : .
Doc's gonna be here soon!

Come on, fellas. Doctor
Thomas is on her way up.

- Aunt Martha's coming?
- Is Ricky coming too?

Nah, I'm afraid he's spending
the weekend with his father.

You look like a skiing hunchback!
Straighten up, will ya?

Turn!
Turn the boat!

- What'd she say?
- I don't know.

Hey!

There's a boat!

Stop the motor.
Holy sh*t! Turn it!

Turn the wheel!

- I can't turn it!
- Give me the wheel!

John!

[SCREAMING]
Oh my God!

Somebody help those
people! Get in the water!

Get them onto the boat, please!
Oh my God, we just hit them both.

Oh my God.

Somebody help them. Please.

Help them! Please! They're
gonna die, I know it! Please!

Hurry! Help them!
Please help them!

Oh my God, we
just hit them both.

Hurry, sweeties. We don't
want to be late for the bus.

Goodness, no.
That wouldn't do at all.

Richard. Angela.
Oh, here you are.

Look what I did.
I packed you and your cousin some goodies

for the ride up to camp.
Wasn't that nice of me, hmm?

Any chips?

Why, of course. I believe
there's a whole bag.

I'm almost sure of it.

Angela, isn't there anything special
my little girl would care for, hmm?

We gotta go, mom.
It's getting late.

Well of course you do, dear. We
wouldn't want them to leave without us,

now would we?

No. No, I'm afraid
that that wouldn't do.

Come, children.
Let's be on our way.

Now what?

I believe that I've forgotten something.
Now, what can it be?

Oh, I remember what it is.
I knew I would forget.

I just kept reminding myself.
In fact, I tied a string around--

Around my finger,
so I wouldn't forget.

See?

And I didn't.
You never can be too careful.

Well, what is it already?

Oh, just a moment!
I'll be right back!

Good old Mom's at it again.

Here they are!
All filled out and signed by yours truly.

Wasn't that nice of me, hmm?

- What are they?
- Why, they're your physicals, of course.

We can't go to camp without
our physicals, now can we?

Just be careful not to tell
anyone how you got them.

Oh, no, I'm afraid that they
wouldn't approve of that at all.

Even though they know
that I am a doctor.

No matter what they do,
I'll never tell.

Oh, you're such a dear.

Well, run along now.

- So long, Mom.
- Goodbye, my angel.

I hope you have a good time.
But of course you will.

Take good care of my
little girl, Richard!

- Goodbye, Mom.
- Goodbye, dear.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[CLAMORING]

[SHOUTING]

Look at all that young, fresh chicken.
Where I come from we call them baldies.

Makes your mouth water,
don't it?

Artie. They're too young
to even understand what's on your mind.

Ben, good buddy,
there ain't any such thing as being too young.

You're just too old.

[LAUGHING]

Ahh! Ricky, how you doin'?

- Paul, great to see you.
- You winning?

Ah, you know.
Same old sh*t.

- Hey, this is my cousin Angela.
- How you doin'?

She's kind of shy, I guess.
You know, first time away from home and all.

Listen, I got to take her down to the bunks.
I'll catch you down the hill, ok?

You got it.

Hey, Rick.

Wait'll you get a load of Judy!

Man, oh, man.

Oh, yeah?

You'll see.

Me and Judy were steadies last summer.

Hey, you'll probably be in the same cabin.

These are all the girls' cabins.

Over there is the rec hall.
Next to that is Ronnie's shack.

Behind that's the archery range.
There she is!

Judy! Yo, Judy!
How you doin'?

Alright.

Who's the wimp?

Oh, that's Ricky.

Wasn't he the kid you were
babysitting last year?

Guess I'm not good
enough for her anymore.

Well, here you go, Angela.

If you need anything,
I'll be in bunk , below.

Second from the bottom.

- Who were those guys?
- Just some boys I met today.

Weren't they a
little old for you?

Don't you know girls
mature before boys?

That's bullshit and you know it.

Ricky, I don't have time for
your nonsense right now.

Well, excuse me.
b*tch.

Alright, ladies.
Let's hurry it up and unpack

so we can get these trunks
the hell out of here.

By the way, for those of you who
don't know, the name is Meg.

M-E-G.

This here is Susie. You got any problems,
this is the complaint department.

Got it? Ok?
Capische?

What are you looking at?

What, are you taking pictures?
Quit it!

You must be Angela.
Remember? Ronnie spoke to us about her.

Looks like we got a real winner here.

You ain't kidding.

[LOUD CONVERSATION]

[IN UNISON]
Quiet, please.

[IN UNISON]
Thanks for nothing.

[IN UNISON]
Quiet, please.

[APPLAUSE]

See what I mean, Ronnie?
She hasn't even touched it.

Angela, Meg tells me you haven't
eaten much since you've been here.

Is that true?

You won't get a peep out of this one.
She hasn't said a word in three days.

Tell you what. How about if you and
me take a walk into the kitchen?

See if we can find something you like.
That sound okay?

I'm gonna take her inside to see Artie.
She'll be alright.

Probably a little homesick, is all.

Come on, Angela.

He's starting to spoil
the little brat already.

Hey Ben, is Artie around?
Artie, can I see you for a minute, please?

Hey, Artie.
Be a little more discrete with the beer can, huh?

Sure, Ron.
What's up?

I want you to meet one of our new campers.
Angela, this is Artie, our head chef.

Well,
hello there, Angela.

[PHONE RINGING]

Can you get that, Ben?
Please?

As you can see,
she isn't very talkative.

In fact, she isn't much of a
fan of your cooking, either.

You think you could find something for her?
Some ice cream, or, you know--

Phone for you and Mel, Ron.

Do me a favor.
Get Mel, will you?

See what you can do, okay, Artie?
I'll catch you later.

No problem.
I'll find something she likes.

I'll bet we can find something
interesting in the walk-in.

You never know what
you can find in there.

[OMINOUS MUSIC]

Where's my cousin?

Ronnie took her into the kitchen.

- She eat anything?
- What do you think?

What's her problem, anyway?
She don't eat, she don't talk, she don't do anything.

Why don't you leave her alone?
She's just quiet.

If she were any quieter,
she'd be dead.

[SNICKERING]

So Angela,
see anything you like?

Maybe I can help you decide.

You sure are a sweet-looking
little cupcake, ain't you?

Yeah. Think I got something
you're gonna like real good.

Hey, what are you doing?!

Keep your mouth shut,
you hear me?

You didn't see nothin'!
Got it? Nothin'!

- Sure. Whatever you want.
- Now get the hell out of here.

Hey, what's going on?

What was that all about?

Guess I scared him.

I guess so.

Want to check on the water?
About done over here.

That damn water better be done.
It's been on a half hour. sh*t!

- Gimme that g*dd*mn chair.
- All yours, my good man.

It's still got a couple minutes to go.

Gonna grab some hay before dinner.
You coming?

- Yeah, after I throw the corn in.
- See you later.

[OMINOUS MUSIC]

[WHISTLING]

Boiling yet?

Atta girl.

m*therf*cker,
you could have k*lled me!

Now get the hell over
here and help me down.

Come on, kid.

Get me down and I'll make you
a nice ice cream sundae, okay?

Hey, what the--
What the hell you doin'?!

You little sh*t!

When I get down from here I'm
gonna rip your f*cking head off!

Ben! Help! Ben!

Ben!
Get the hell in here! Ben!

Help! Ben! Ben!

Ben!

[SCREAMING]

I'm afraid I don't carry a sedative
strong enough to mask

the kind of agony he's in right now.
Every nerve in his body must feel like it's on fire.

- What's the prognosis, Doc?
- Well, he's badly burned all over.

Especially his face.

How about his eyes?

Too early to tell.

- Jesus, the pain must be incredible.
- Poor guy must be going crazy.

Yeah, if he's lucky.

Look, can we move this along, please?
No need to upset the campers, right?

Well, I guess I'll be on my way.

Now what?

Now we get this ambulance out
of here as quickly as we can.

Why? It was only an accident.

Because I don't want the kids or their
parents to know that this ever happened.

You understand?

What about them?

Don't worry.

I'll take care of them.

Real shame what happened to Artie in here.

In the future, I hope the rest of
you will be more careful.

Ben?

I guess that makes you the head
man here now, doesn't it?

I wasn't thinking much
about myself, Mr. Costa.

I just don't see how something
like that could happen.

Come on now, Ben.
We still got a camp to feed here now, don't we?

Yes, sir.

Besides, fifty bucks more a week
can't be all that bad, now, can it?

No, sir. I always thought
he had a little devil in him.

And fifteen dollars a week
more for the rest of you, eh?

- That's real generous of you, sir.
- Well, now...

Ben, there is one thing, though...

There's really no reason for the
campers to find out what happened.

You know what I mean?
Too, um, gruesome, I think.

So why don't we just say that Artie
found himself another job, should anybody happen to ask.

Sure, sure. Whatever you say, sir.

Good, and do me a favor.
Tell your friends here to say the same thing.

You don't have to worry
none about them.

Good. Thanks, Ben.
I knew I could count on you.

- What do you say we get dinner going here, huh?
- Right away, sir.

Mind over matter is the key.

Mind over matter says that even the
incredibly simple task of a single sit-up

should be impossible,
should the mind will it.

Come on.
There's no way.

Shut up, Mozart,
and concentrate.

Concentrate on summoning all your
strength for this single sit-up.

And you will be amazed when the
time comes that although the body

is willing, the mind refuses.

I will count to three.
On three, you will concentrate all your strength, only to

see the folly of it all.
Concentrate, dear boy. I cannot stress this enough.

Mind over matter.
Mind over matter.

I shall now begin the count.

One.

Two.

Three!

You guys are gross!

[LAUGHTER]

Don't tell me Mozart fell for the
old mind over matter trick.

Oh, not Mozart.
He's too swift for that.

Hey, listen. Everybody grab your glove.
The games are on.

- They're gonna play us?
- Right now.

I got five bucks riding on you guys,
so don't lose.

No sweat, Gene.
We're gonna kick their asses.

Alright, you better.
Let's go.

Come on, Ricky, babe.
Save me my ups.

Hey! Big man! You and your boys want to place a
little wager while the game is still close?

What do you have in mind, asswipe?

- Buck a man, as*h*le!
- That's a little steep.

- Make it five.
- You got it.

[CONVERSATION]

Come on, Chuck, he's a looker.

Nice shot, Rick,
way to go!

[CLAMORING]

[CHEERING]

Go Paul!
Come on, Paul.

Make yourself useful and
bring me home, huh?

This little sh*t, will be lucky
to make contact.

Should've brought
my rabbit's foot.

You got it, you got it, you got it!

You got it!
Come on! Get it! Get it!

[CLAMORING]

[CHEERING]
Safe!

- Nice shot, man.
- Must have been lucky.

Come on, Billy, be a hitter Bill.
Come on, Bill!

No problem Geno, this guy blows dead dogs.
Just lay it in there.

- Eat sh*t and die, Ricky!
- Eat sh*t and live, Bill.

Yea Bill,
he's a little wimp, Bill.

Come on, keep your eye on it.
Drive it in. Let's go.

Right there, Bill! Go ahead.
Go! Go! Go!

Wake up Mo!

sh*t.

Come on, Mo!

You got it, babe!

Nice catch, Motz.

Get off, man.

Can you believe that?
Hey, how many we up by now, anyway?

I think it's - .

[CLAMORING]

Come on.
Take the bat off your shoulder.

f*ck you!

You tell him too, Rick.
You tell him, too.

[CLAMORING]

[CHEERING]

What are you gonna do
with your big paycheck?

I don't know!
Maybe I'll get a Corvette or something.

How about you?

I think I'll take a cruise.

Hey, Mr. G!
How about some real competition next time?

Yeah! Maybe the girls want a game!
[LAUGHING]

It's okay, we'll get 'em back.
Come on, we'll get 'em back.

Don't worry.
We'll get 'em back.

[DANCE MUSIC]

We still need more babes.

I mean, who wants to go skinny dipping
with fifteen guys and only five girls?

Hey, let's ask Angela.

Man, I've been watching her a
whole week, and she is f*cked up.

Now wait a second.
You guys aren't afraid to ask Angela, are you?

I think it might be kind of interesting
if Angela were around tonight.

Good.
Then you ask her.

Oh, I would,
but it wasn't my idea.

Hey, and who am I to steal
a buddy's great idea, huh?

Unless, of course,
you guys are... chicken!

[CHICKEN SOUNDS]

Alright! Alright,
we'll do it!

Who knows?
We may get married one day.

Nice shot.

Say, Angela.
We're all going down to the lake tonight.

You know, for a little swim.
And, um, we were kind of wondering if, well,

maybe if you wanted to
join us or something.

Let the pro take over.

Listen Angela, what say me and you go for a little
walk somewhere, talk about tonight, huh?

What's the matter,
can't you talk?

I told you she was playing with half a deck.
Angela's a nut cake.

Ain't that right, Angela?
Ain't you Looney Tunes?

Hey Angela, how's this?
Remind you of anyone you know?

Yo, Angela.
How come you're so f*cked up?

I mean, like,
what's your problem?

Hey, dickface,
leave her alone.

Oh yeah?
What are you gonna do about it, as*h*le?

You f*ck!
I'm gonna beat your f*cking asses in!

You and what army?

Oh, shut up and let's go.

Come on.

Pricks!

Shut your mouth,
will you, Mel's here?

I don't give a sh*t.

I think I'd better take you over to the
infirmary before your mouth gets you

into any more trouble.

- You alright?
- Yeah, I guess so.

Don't worry about it, Rick.
We'll get 'em back.

Come on,
let's get out of here.

Hi. I'm Paul.
Remember?

I met you last week when
we all first got here.

Listen, I heard-- Well, I mean,
Ricky told me all about it.

Well anyway, I'm really sorry about
what happened to your family.

Me and Ricky,
we go back a long time.

We've been best friends
for three years already.

We always seem to get
into trouble together.

Last year we hung the girls'
panties on the flagpole.

Sorry.

We got caught anyway.

Could be a lot of rocks.

Jerk.

Then there was this
time last year...

We locked Alan Weinstein out of
the cabin with no clothes on.

Boy, did we get it for that one.

Hey, bunk , time to go.
Say your goodnights and move out.

Guess I gotta go.
Well, goodnight, Angela.

Goodnight.

Good night!

Come on, girls!

Water's really warm at night.
What do you say, huh?

- I don't know, Billy.
- It's all very simple, right?

Why don't you start without us?

The hell with you, then!

You don't know how to
have any fun anyways.

Come on, boys.

[COUGHING]

- Come on, be serious.
- I am serious.

Woo!

Whoa!

Oh!

[CHEERING]

[WHISPERING AND LAUGHING]

[LAUGHING]

Any of you ladies interested
in a moonlight canoe ride?

Hey, come on.
I won't try anything, I promise.

How about it, Betsy?

No, I don't think so, Kenny.

Leslie's coming down soon.
Why don't you ask her?

Leslie's coming down?

Definitely, definitely.

Take it easy.

Have a good trip.

I don't like the way he said that.
Are you two planning something?

Relax, Leslie. You can trust me.
Mike's always screwing around like that.

The water really does
feel warmer at night.

Better not leave your
hand in there too long.

All the water snakes and snapping
turtles come out at night.

Yeah, sure.

Really! If you fall in,
you're gonna get eaten alive.

Hey, quit rockin' it,
will you?

Why? You're not scared of a
few snakes and turtles, are you?

Kenny, stop it!
I want to go back.

You know, if we fall in,
we may never be seen again!

You b*stard!
I hate you.

Hey, that's not a water
snake I see over there, is it?

Leslie...

Les-lie...

Hey!

Hey, you!

You guys are real schmucks.

[LAUGHTER]

Hey, Leslie!
See any water snakes out there?

[LAUGHTER]
Woooo!

Hey, Bob-a-Ray-Bob.
Hey, hey, Bob-a-Ray-Bob.

What the hell are you doing here?

I bet the rest of the boys'll
be interested in seeing you.

Hey, Kenny!
You scared all the chicks away!

That's Kenny.

Love him and leave him.
[LAUGHTER]

Hey, we better beat it before all those
girls get caught and tell Ronnie we're

all down here.

Is this what's called getting
caught with your pants down?

Aw, you stupid sh*t.

Woo!

Kenny, let's go!

Come on,
we're out of here!

f*ck him, Mike!
He's being a wise-a*s again!

We'll catch him back at the bunk.

Why do I have to clean up
after these little peckerheads?

It's not my camp.

You'd think I didn't have
anything better to do!

These peckerheads suck!

How the hell did that get there?

Pick up this. Pick up that.
Clean this. Clean that.

Sign here, Mel.

I'd like to see Mel get his fat a*s
down here and pick up something.

That cheap son of a--

[BLOWING WHISTLE]

As far as I can tell,
the boy drowned.

Of course, we'll have to wait for the
medical examiner to check him over

before we can be certain.

Of course he drowned.
He was horsing around, the canoe tipped over.

He must have hit his head.

I don't think so.
Weren't any bumps or bruises when I checked.

Though again,
I'm no expert on this matter.

It was obviously an accident.
I mean, the boy might have gotten scared and panicked.

Right?

That could be a logical explanation.

So it was one of those fluke accidents
we could not have foreseen,

and that is all there is to it!

- I don't know Mel, I--
- It was an accident!

I mean, that's what
the officer said, right?

I said the autopsy will
be more conclusive.

Right.

- You'll call me as soon as you know?
- You can count on it.

If you'll excuse me I have the unpleasant
task of informing the boy's parents.

Thank you for your help, officer.

The man doesn't take no
for an answer, does he?

I guess he's just uptight
about bad publicity.

Yeah, I guess so.

Hey, weren't you about to say something
just before he bit your head off?

I dunno. I was just thinking,
I remember that boy being a pretty damn good swimmer.

I sure hope you're wrong.

Alright, let's go.
Everyone back to their bunks.

Be ready for the morning activity.
Come on, let's go.

Nine, six.

Get it. Yeah!

[CHEERING AND CLAPPING]

Ten, six.

Hi-ya, Angela.

- How's it going?
- Okay. How's it going with you?

Could be better.
Your cousin just whipped me in tennis.

I was wondering...

Want to go to the movie
in the rec hall tonight?

I thought we had to go anyway.

Yeah, we do.
But I meant seeing it together.

So how about it?
You want to go?

- Alright.
- Great!

Hey. How come Angela gets
to talk to the boys all day?

And we have to play volleyball.

What's she?
Special?

It doesn't seem fair,
does it?

- Aren't you supposed to be somewhere?
- I'm going.

- See you later, Angela.
- Bye.

Listen, Angela.

If you're not gonna
participate in our activities,

then you just sit there
and do nothing.

That does not include
talking with the boys.

You're not a g*dd*mn prima donna,
you know?

Understand?

Big deal, she was talking to a boy.
Let's just finish the game

so we can get ready for lunch.

Yeah, let's.

- Are you sure you don't want to play?
- I'm sure.

Is there anything you would like to do?
Go sailing or something?

That's okay.
I don't mind watching.

Twelve, seven.

[CLAPPING]

Mind if I walk you
back to your bunk?

I guess not.

Gimme a break, will you?
Stop acting so stuck-up.

Remember all those good
times we had last summer?

What do you say, huh?
Let me walk you back?

Not tonight, Ricky.

- Where are we going?
- I want to show you something.

I hope you're not
mad I did that.

I'm not mad.
I better go in.

Can I have another one?

You know,
another good night kiss?

I have to go now.

Good night, Angela.

Good night.

Hello, Paul.

How you doing, Judy?

You and Angela sure are
becoming quite an item.

So what?

I just didn't think
she was your type.

You know what I mean?

I gotta go.

Boy, did I have a great time tonight.

Shh! Shut up,
or you'll wake up Mozart.

What are you guys doing?

You'll see.

Go ahead, Baron.
But don't wake him up.

[LAUGHING]

What the--?

What's the matter, Motz?
Five-o-clock shadow?

You b*stard!

Look out, man,
he's got a knife!

I'm gonna k*ll you!

Uh-oh!

Hey!

What, are you guys kidding me?

Are you nuts or something?

Gimme that. You'll see this at the
end of the summer, if you're lucky.

Idiot.

Come on, Gino,
he was just kidding.

Give him a break.

Yeah.
Gimme a break.

Maybe I should ask Ronnie
what he thinks I should do.

You'll see it at the end of the summer.
Right, now everybody into bed.

That includes you too,
lover boy.

[JEERING]

Guess who?

- Um, Ricky.
- Nope!

- Um... Burt Reynolds!
- You're getting warmer.

- I give up!
- Surprise!

Who are you?

Well, well, if it isn't
the two lovebirds.

Why don't you get out of here?

Oh, sorry.

She's such a jerk sometimes,
isn't she?

Uh-oh. Here comes the
wicked witch of the West.

I think I'm gonna go
back into the water.

Talk to you later, Angela.

Well, not going in the water again,
huh, Angela?

What's the matter?
Don't you like to swim?

Can you swim?

Angela, I'm talking to you.
Are you going in the water or aren't you?

Huh?!

Angela!
I am waiting for an answer!

Yes or no?

Goddammit, answer me, Angela!
Answer me! Goddammit, answer me!

- What the hell is going on here?
- The little b*tch won't answer me!

She never answers me!

You alright, Angela?

Meg, I want to see you in my shack
right after swim period.

Now get back to your post.

Hey, girls.

Let's not forget to thank Angela
for getting Meg in trouble.

I didn't do anything.

You never do sh*t.

Give me that.

Hey, Angela.

How come you never take showers
when the rest of us do, huh?

You q*eer or something?

Oh, I know what it is.
You haven't reached puberty yet.

Is that it?

I bet you don't even
have your period.

That's enough, Judy!

Angela's allowed to shower in the
morning or any other time she wants to.

Yeah, she takes showers when no one
can see she has no hair down below.

- Judy!
- She's a real carpenter's dream!

Flat as a board
and needs a screw!

- That's enough!
- f*ck off!

I'm going down to see my cousin.
I'll be back before dinner.

[SHOUTING]

[LAUGHTER]

You f*cking b*stards
are gonna pay for this!

c*ck!
Pricks!

I'm gonna fight you,
chickenshits!

[JEERING]

- Angela!
- You chickenshits, you f*cking pussies!

I'll kick your friggin asses all over this
g*dd*mn camp, you f*ck!

[JEERING]
Those pricks, I'll k*ll 'em!

Take it easy already!

You boys come down
from there immediately.

Those c*ck keep
picking on my cousin.

- That's bullshit.
- Enough.

I saw the whole business.

You realize how dangerous
those things are?

You could have
taken her eye out.

Ronnie's gonna
hear about this,

and there gonna be no canteen
for a whole week.

And that goes for you too on
account of your filthy mouth.

What?!

If I ever hear anything
like this again,

I'm gonna throw the whole
bunch of you out of here,

and don't think
I don't mean it.

Get ready for dinner.

How do you feel, Angela?
Alright?

She's okay.

Better go change before you catch pneumonia.
It's almost time to eat.

[JEERING]

Hey! What are you guys up to, huh?

We got a game against the counselors.
You gonna play?

Sure.

I gotta take a wicked dump first,
so I'll see you guys down there, alright?

Got it.
See you later.

Who is that?

Oh, playing games?
Is that you, Benji? Jesus Christ.

I can't even take a sh*t
in peace around here.

What the hell are you doing?
Hey, get that thing out of here!

Come on, get it out!

Come on! Get it out!
Get it out! No! No! No!

Oh, God!
Get away from me!

Get away!
Get away from me!

Get away, get away!
Somebody help! Somebody help me!

Help me!

Help me, somebody!

[SCREAMING]

[BUZZING]

I'm finished!

That's all there is to it.
Finished. Wiped out.

How many are left?

I'd say about twenty-five.

We might as well pack
everything and shut down.

Nobody's ever gonna
send their kids here again.

Why don't we finish the summer, Mel?
Tomorrow I'll consolidate the bunks.

There's no sense in keeping
everyone spread out.

Yeah.

Why make things
easier for the k*ller?

Hey, don't talk like that.
We don't know anything for sure yet.

I know! I've known all along.
I've seen the hate in his eyes.

But I never did anything.
Now, I'll stop him for what he's done to me.

I'll stop him!

Snap out of it, will you, Mel?
You're talking crazy.

Yeah, maybe I am.
Maybe I'm just... imagining it.

Maybe.

[OMINOUS MUSIC]

Boo! Scared you, huh?

I thought you were the k*ller.

Oh, come on.
Don't tell me you believe all that bologna.

Yeah, well what
happened to Billy?

Somebody was playing a
joke and it got out of hand.

Now come on.
Let's get out of here before we get caught.

- Or m*rder*d.
- Where are we going?

To the lake.

Wait'll I get my hands on you!

No, don't.

Come on, Angela.
I'm not doing anything.

[GIGGLING]

[EERIE MUSIC]

No!

Angela!

Angela!

Okay, let me have your
attention for one minute.

The last few days we've been using
the regular activity schedule.

And that bites the big one,

so today we're going
to try something a little different, okay?

Like in Color w*r,
you're gonna be separated into

two groups and we're gonna
play capture the flag.

For you guys who have never played before,
Gene is going to explain the rules.

Alright, gangsters, listen up,
because this is going to be a lot of fun.

Now, depending on what team you're on,
you're going to be wearing white strips

or blue strips. The guys with the blue
strips have to capture the white flag,

and the guys with the white strips
have to capture the blue flag.

Sounds easy enough, right?

Now, to capture the flag you've got to
sneak into the other guy's territory.

Capture his flag without getting
one of your strips taken off.

First guy to capture the flag wins,
and that's about it.

[SHOUTING]

I still don't understand why you
got so upset about last night.

I wasn't doing anything
that bad, was I?

I'm sorry, Paul.
I just wasn't ready. I just--

- Hey, I understand.
- Please don't.

What's the matter with you?

I have to go.

Angela!

- Angela!
- Let her go.

I really don't know why you
keep bothering with her.

She's so small.

- What do you know?
- I know a lot of things.

[SHOUTING]

Angela, you gotta help me.

I got a great plan
to get the flag.

We cut through the woods
and sneak up behind them.

You go in one way
and I go in the other.

It can't miss!

- I don't feel like playing, Ricky.
- Oh, come on.

Help me out,
will you?

I can't do it by myself.

Please?

After we get the flag the game will be
over and you won't have to play anymore.

Okay?

- Alright, where do we have to go?
- Follow me.

The flag should be around there,
past those trees.

You go in from this side,
and I'll walk around

and attack from
the other side.

They'll never be able
to catch both of us.

How do I know when to come out?

Good question.

Tell you what.

Give me about five minutes,
and when I see them run after you,

I'll sneak out
and grab the flag.

- I hope it works.
- No sweat, it's foolproof.

Come on.
No one will see us.

Jesus, will you loosen up already?

That wasn't so bad, was it?

I guess not.

Angela!

Angela!

Hey.
Where are you going?

You're a real scumbag,
Judy, you know that?

f*ck you, Ricky.

You're just jealous.

Same to you.

Mind if I sit here?

Angela, I'm really sorry
about what happened before.

I really am.

I don't know what happened.
She just wouldn't leave me alone.

Come on, Angela.
Please?

Give me another chance,
will you?

Please?

Back together so soon?

Boy, Angela,
you sure are forgiving.

Especially after he told me
what a prude you are.

That is the word you used,
isn't it, Paul?

I gotta go.

Bye, Paul.

It's really no big deal,
you know.

I mean, he's okay for you.

How about a little swim,
huh, Angela?

What do you say we get that beautiful
bod of yours into the water, hmm?

- Hello, Ricky.
- Hi, Mel.

Seems we haven't had
much of a chance to talk.

How's your summer
been so far?

- Alright, I guess.
- Just alright?

Well, it would have been better
if there were more guys around.

It's kind of hard to get a ball
game up now, you know?

Yeah.

It is a shame
so many had to leave.

So how about it, Angela?
Let's go for a swim.

Oh, what's the matter?
You afraid?

Huh?

Huh?

Well say something,
you spoiled little b*tch!

What's the problem?

My good friend
Angela here

doesn't feel like
going in the water today.

Oh, she doesn't,
does she?

Well, I think I can fix that.

No! Stop it!
Let me down!

Stop it! Please!
Don't throw me in the water!

Please, let me go!

With all this bad publicity,
I don't see how I can hold onto the camp.

One sec--

- I asked you a question!
- Hey, what are you doing?

Just like all those other times.
She gets into trouble and you run to her rescue.

You try to take care of everybody.

How you gonna do it this time?
Another drowning, or something worse?

What are you talking about?
Let me go!

I saw you those times!

In the rec room, at the water fight,
you k*lled them!

Stop it!
Don't throw me in the water!

Stop, please!
I don't know how to swim!

You k*lled them to destroy me, didn't you?
Didn't you?!

Jesus Christ, Mel!
What the hell are you doing?

[SCREAMS]

Angela!

Oh, poor baby.

[GIGGLING]

You're a real peckerhead,
you know that, Meg?

Little f*ck!

Hey! Animals!
Knock it off!

Calm down, Angela.
It's okay now.

Everything's gonna be alright.

We won't let them get away with this,
that's for sure.

I promise we won't.

Okay, the only activity scheduled for
tonight is a social in the rec room.

Those on duty can start bringing
your kids up around nine,

except for Eddie, who I've got some
bigger and better things planned.

- A night off!
- Even better than that.

Tonight you get to take those
little darlings of yours

on a camping trip
on the lake.

[LAUGHTER]

The campfire, sleeping under the stars,
bacon and eggs for breakfast.

- I can't wait.
- Okay.

As for the rest of you, you're all on tonight,
except for-- Let me see...

- Jerry and Meg. Any questions?
- Yea.

What's that?

Anybody want to switch?

Sorry, Eddie.
Have a good evening, everybody.

[LAUGHTER]

- Boy, are you lucky.
- You ain't kidding.

- I could sure use the night off.
- You and the rest of us.

I'll see you later, okay?

Hey, guess who has
the night off tonight?

Well, congratulations.

Listen, I was thinking...
Remember that dinner you promised me?

Up at your place?

Yeah.
Nine, nine-thirty?

You got it.
See you then.

[DANCE MUSIC]

What are you so happy about?

- Got me a date tonight.
- Oh yeah? With who?

It's a secret.

I don't suppose you guys would
let me go next, would you?

Didn't think so.

Hey, Jude! Jude! Jude!
Is the water still on next door?

- I guess so.
- Great.

See you later.

[HUMMING]

[DOOR CREAKING]

Hey, no fighting back there.

[LOUD ARGUING]

Okay, guys, let's go.

[ARGUING CONTINUES]

You guys got all that stuff out
of the car, right? Hey, quit it!

Give me that.

- This isn't a toy!
- I wasn't doing anything!

Look, guys, you set up and I'll
go get some wood for the fire, ok?

Can I come, Eddie?

What are you,
my shadow?

Alright. Alright.
Come on, let's go.

Hi.

Do you know where Ricky is?

He's back at the bunk lying down.

Said he didn't feel good after dinner,
but he might come by later.

Look, Angela.

I'm really sorry about what I did.
I know I was wrong.

Can't you forgive
me just this once?

Please?

I didn't mean
what I said about you.

I was just pissed off.

I swear it.

Excuse us, kids.

Don't they make
a lovely couple.

I really hate that girl.

Please, Angela.
I'm really sorry.

You know I am.

Please forgive me.

Please?

Meet me at the waterfront
after the social.

I'll be there.

Eddie.

Eddie, I'm cold.

- Eddie!
- What do you want?

I want to go back.
I'm cold!

- Forget it.
- Eddie!

- Please, Eddie, I want to go back.
- I want to come too!

You guys are really pains in my a*s,
you know that?

[IN UNISON]
Please?

Alright.
Up to the car.

[OMINOUS MUSIC]

Susie?

Have you seen Meg anywhere?

- She's off tonight, Mel.
- Yeah, I know.

She was supposed to meet
me about an hour ago.

Did you check the bunk?

Not yet.

If you see her, tell her I'm looking for her.
Will you, please?

- Do you have to kiss so wet?
- Sorry.

Quick.
Under the bed.

- Hi, Mel.
- Hey,

You're not going to the
social tonight, eh?

I'm a little tired,
so I thought I might get to bed early.

Oh, yeah? I'm looking for Meg,
have you seen her?

The last time I saw Meg,
she was going next door to take a shower.

- When was that?
- I don't know.

After dinner sometime.

Alright, thanks.

You know, you could ruin your
eyes reading in the dark like that.

Look.
I think I'd better beat it.

What?

You just got here!

I don't know,
I just don't want to get caught.

Cut the crap, Mike.
He won't be back and you know it.

You never know.
Look, I'll see you tomorrow.

Don't bet on it.

Chickenshit.

[OMINOUS MUSIC]

Meg?

Are you in there?

Oh my God.

Not you, Meg.

He did this
to get back at me!

I had him.
I had him and let him go.

Forgive me, Meg,
please forgive me.

I'll stop him.

I've got to stop him!

He won't get away, Meg.

He'll never get away
from me again.

[OMINOUS MUSIC]

[FOOTSTEPS]

Mike?

Is that you?

Who is that?

Well, whoever it is,
don't turn the light on,

or we'll have to go
to the stupid social.

Oh, it's you.
What do you want?

Well?

[MUFFLED SCREAMING]

Help.

Somebody.

Help.

Help!
Help!

Somebody help!

Wait a minute.
Where do you think you're going?

- Inside, to get something to eat.
- Oh, no. The social's over.

Get back to your bunk.

Give me a break, huh?

I've been lying down all night
because dinner made me sick.

Just let me grab
something real quick.

Well, dinner was shitty.

- Just make it snappy.
- Thanks, Jeff.

[PHONE RINGING]

Hello?

Speaking.

What?

Oh, God, no.

[GRUNTING]

Three of them?

Listen, I'll get them now.
Right now, I will.

I just don't believe it, though.

I gotcha now, you little monster.
Now it's my turn!

Get the f*ck off of me!
Leave me alone!

You k*lled that Benny and
Billy just like you left Meg!

I don't know what the
f*ck you're talking about!

I didn't do nothing!

Stop it! I didn't do anything,
you crazy f*ck!

Stop it!
I didn't do nothing!

Liar! Liar! Liar!

Marie, find all the counselors and have
them meet me in my shack right away.

I'll go get the ones below.

- What happened?
- Just get them!

Liar!

I got him.
Just like I promised Meg.

I got him.

Wait.

I gotta get away.

It can't be you.

It can't be!

It can't be!

[GURGLING]

- I filled them all in.
- Alright, great.

Now I suggest you send them
all back to their kids

to make sure
everyone stays inside.

- Angela and Judy are missing.
- Oh, no.

- What's all the fuss?
- There's a k*ller loose.

Make sure no one leaves
your bunk for any reason.

Paul and Ricky
haven't come back yet.

We'd better go look
for them right now.

Everybody out in pairs.

Look everywhere you can think of,
even the empty cabins.

Let me get my flashlight.

I didn't think
you were gonna show.

- Let's go swimming.
- Now?

- What about our clothes?
- Take them off.

OK!

Found one.

Ricky.

[COUGHING]

Hey, he's alive!

[WHEEZING]

[SCREAMING]

It's Meg.

It's so horrible!

[SOBBING]

Angela!

Judy!

Ricky, Paul!
You guys out here?

Hey.
You hear something?

- What?
- Listen.

Sounds like singing.

Damn it.
It's coming from over here.

[OFF-KEY HUMMING]

It's Angela!

Angela!
Are you alright?

Angela!
Are you okay?

Angela,
can you hear me?

Oh, you're going to enjoy
living with us so much!

Yes, I know you are.

As a welcome-home present I bought
you such wonderful new clothes.

I just hope that Richard
doesn't get jealous

that I didn't get
him anything.

Oh, but then he is such a dear.
I'm sure that he won't mind.

You see,
I've always wanted a little girl.

But of course,
when my husband left...

Oh, well!

That's all water under
the bridge, as I always say.

Water under the bridge.

But it certainly will be a nice little
surprise when Richard comes home

to find a little girl in the house.

Yes, I've always dreamed
of a little girl just like you.

I mean,
we already have a boy.

So another one simply would not do.
Oh, no, absolutely not.

A little girl would be so much nicer.
Don't you think so, Angela?

Angela...

Such a lovely name.

Why, I believe it means "angel."

Why, yes.
I'm sure it does.

I know you're going
to like that name.

Won't you, Peter?

[SNARLING]

How can it be?

[SNARLING]

My God, she's a boy.