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Proprietress: And... ..
Anya: I'm two millimeters bigger than last time!
Loid: I'm sure it's just an error.
Proprietress: You never know. Kids grow up so quickly.
Yor: Indeed.
Loid: Well, with that in mind, we should probably have your uniform made a little bigger.
Proprietress: But it was quite a shock to hear that you were suddenly married, Yor.
Proprietress: You should have told me the last time you were here!
Yor: I'm, er, sorry about the other day.
Proprietress: And to think that your lovely daughter is going to the prestigious Eden College.
Proprietress: Congratulations.
Anya: Fank you very much.
Proprietress: Are you an Eden College alum?
Loid: Oh, no. I went to an insignificant little school out in the country.
Proprietress: Oh, then do be careful.
Proprietress: There's something of a wall between parents who are Eden alumni and those who aren't.
Proprietress: Apparently this causes discrimination and bullying among the children, too.
Proprietress: Oh, and hazing from the honor students,
Proprietress: and conflict between the dorm kids and commuters.
Proprietress: Speaking of, I hear that kidnappings of commuter kids are on the rise.
Proprietress: It's not surprising, considering most of the kids who can attend Eden are rich.
Anya: I don't wanna go to school anymore.
Proprietress: Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to scare you.
Proprietress: Don't worry. There are plenty of fun things about it, too.
Proprietress: Okay, all done with your measurements.
Proprietress: Let's see, you'll be getting one uniform,
Proprietress: plus a winter coat, a vest, and a sweater, for three additional items.
Proprietress: You're a regular here, so I'll get those done immediately.
Proprietress: Oh, you'll be able to get everything else you need from the shop on the corner.
Loid: This is going to cost more than I thought.
Loid: What's the matter?
Anya: I am in fear that I will be kidnapped.
Loid: Oh, I see. You sure didn't waste any time.
Loid: Yor, is it all right if we eat out today?
Yor: Yes, of course.
Anya: Are there any kidnappers at the restaurant?
Waiter: Here's our special for the day.
Waiter: Pork sauté in pawpaw sauce with porcini mushrooms and potato potage.
Anya: Po?
Loid: Looks delicious.
Loid: Must be cipher P.
Loid: Ah, a notice about my briefing.
Loid: It'll be in five days at hours at safe house D.
Loid: Understood.
Loid: But I really need to ask them to stop using this notification method.
Loid: There's something unpleasant about it.
Days Later
Loid: Hello?
Loid: Oh, yes, hi.
Loid: What? It's done already?
Loid: All right. We'll come pick up the order today.
Loid: Thank you.
Anya: Is the uniform done?
Loid: Sounds like it.
Loid: But I have my briefing today.
Loid: I'm sorry to trouble you, Yor,
Loid: but could you go pick it up with Anya for me?
Loid: I got called into work.
Yor: Of course. You can count on me.
Loid: I might not get home until late, so you can go ahead and get delivery for dinner.
Yor: All right.
Anya: Have a knees day.
WISE HandlerSylvia Sherwood Alias: Handler
Handler: Good day... or perhaps good evening, Agent Twilight.
Loid: Hello, Handler. What's this about?
Handler: Before we get into that...
Handler: What in the world were all those expenses the other day?!
Handler: A castle rental fee, and rental fees for furniture to go in said castle?!
Handler: You think we're made of money?!
Loid: Oh, here's a couple more bills, actually.
Loid: Going to school is apparently very expensive.
Handler: I have to admire the balls it takes to just casually hand me more bills.
Loid: Well, they're all necessary expenses.
Handler: Very well. Anyway...
Handler: I'm here today to brief you on phase of Operation Strix.
Handler: Though you're usually on the ball, so that may not be necessary.
Loid: Well... I may actually be off my game lately.
Handler: Phase requires a social gathering.
Handler: Before we get into the details, let's review how Eden works.
Handler: Eden College.
Handler: There are around , students
Handler: ranging from the ages of six to nineteen, and the curriculum covers all thirteen years.
Handler: Academics, sports, the arts...
Handler: They offer a top-class education in every field.
Handler: The students who manage to shine brighter than their fellow elites
Handler: are the honor students known as the Imperial Scholars.
Handler: The social gathering that Desmond attends
Handler: is only open to those Imperial Scholars and their parents.
Handler: In order to become an Imperial Scholar,
Handler: a student must earn eight merits known as "Stella."
Handler: Stella Stars are awarded for exceptional grades and contributions to society.
Handler: Which means, first, you need to raise your daughter into an honor student.
Handler: You may use underhanded means if necessary.
Handler: On the other hand,
Handler: poor grades and bad behavior will result in demerits called Tonitrus Bolts.
Handler: When a student receives eight of those, they will be immediately expelled,
Handler: so be aware of that.
Handler: Now, let's work out the finer details.
Loid: Turning that child into a honor student...
Loid: Hello, anxiety, my old friend.
Anya: Do I look cute in my uniform?
Yor: Oh, you look absolutely adorable!
Yor: Let's go to the portrait studio later!
Anya: Ta-da!
Anya: Do I look cute?
Yor: Oh, you look absolutely adorable!
Proprietress: Could you leave already? How many times are you gonna say that?
Anya: I wanna go on an ooting in this!
Yor: Yes, let's do that!
Proprietress: Thanks much.
Anya: Doot, do! Doot, do! Doot, do!
Yor: Why don't we stop by the park?
Anya: This is my uniform. Ta-da!
Anya: I am wearing my uniform. Ta-da!
Mother A: My, your daughter's adorable.
Mother B: She goes to Eden? I'm so jealous.
Yor: Oh... Hello.
Mother B's child: Mom, I'm hungry.
Mother A: And what would you like for dinner?
Mother A's child: Hamburg steak!
Swan: So you do prefer your old mother.
Anya: I want to be with them forever.
Yor: I know that we're just a pretend family.
Yor: But...
Yor: Maybe I could be more of a mother to her.
Anya: Mama!
Anya: I just showed everyone how cute I am!
Yor: Make sure you don't dirty your uniform before you go to school.
Yor: Say, Miss Anya. Why don't we stop by the supermarket on our way home?
Yor: Loid said he was going to be home late, so I'll make dinner tonight.
Anya: Ooh!
Anya: Can you cook, Mama?
Yor: Yes. I will do my very best.
Thug A: Hey, is that kid from Eden?
Thug B: Huh?
Thug A: Is the chick next to her the mom?
Thug B: She's gotta be the hired help.
Thug B: No rich person's gonna go shopping themselves.
Thug A: You know, I think I want an allowance.
Thug B: Me, too.
Yor: I'm sure I'll be able to make something if I have some meat and vegetables.
Yor: I'm not sure what any of these are,so I'll just buy all of them.
Anya: Ta-da!
Anya: I'm going outside now. I'm bored.
Yor: Oh, don't wander off too far!
Thug A: Hello there, little lady.
Thug B: Be a good girl for just a little bit.
Thug B: Once your maid pays up, we'll let you go.
Anya: Bad guys!
Proprietress: Eden has bullying and kidnappings...
Anya: She was right!
Thug C: I heard you can even sell their uniforms for a sweet price.
Thug B: Excellent. In that case, little lady, let's take your—
Yor: What do you think you're doing?
Thug A: Uh-oh! Looks like we're gonna have to tack on some medical bills, too.
Thug A: Let's see your wallet, Miss Hired Help.
Yor: I'm afraid I used up all of my cash, so I have none left.
Yor: So I must ask you to leave.
Thug A: I see. Then I guess we're just gonna have to strip the little lady.
Thug A: You're gonna be fired anyway,
Thug A: so go back to the countryside, you shitty little maid!
Thug A: Sh-She destroyed that pumpkin with her bare hand?!
Yor: I am that girl's mother!
Yor: If you do not want to end up like that vegetable, leave at once!
Anya: Mama...
Yor: Are you all right?
Yor: I'm so sorry. I shouldn't have let you out of my sight.
Yor: There, there...
Yor: And I've ruined all of the ingredients...
Yor: I'm such a failure as a mother.
Anya: But I love that my Mama is so strong and cool.
Anya: There, there.
Anya: k*ller punch, kapow!
Yor: I-I'm so embarrassed!
Anya: Mama!
Anya: Train me, please!
Yor: T-Train you?
Anya: I know it's really dangerous to be an Eden student now.
Anya: But it won't be as scary if I train!
Anya: I can do my best at school without dying!
Anya: I wanna be like you, Mama!
Yor: Even if I can't be like a normal mother,
Yor: I'm going to do everything I can for her.
Yor: All right. Let's go straight home and start your training.
Anya: Training!
Loid: I'm home...
Yor: Hah! Hah!
Loid: What are you doing?
Yor: Preparing her to go to school!
Anya: Hah!
Yor: Hah!
Loid: Yeah... I'm filled with nothing but anxiety.
Anya: Hah!
Yor: Hah!
Anya: Hah!
Headmaster: You are truly the chosen.
Headmaster: Due to your hard work, or perhaps your parents,
Headmaster: you have made it to the hallowed halls of Eden.
Headmaster: To our honorable new students...
Headmaster: Congratulations, and welcome to our school.
Headmaster: Everyone here at Eden welcomes you from the bottom of our hearts.
Loid: We finally made it this far...
Anya: Papa, a lot of people are wearing the same thing I am.
Loid: Yes. That's what a uniform is.
Loid: I still have a mountain of problems to tackle, but...
Handler: Listen up, Twilight.
Handler: There are requirements to attend Desmond's social gathering.
Handler: The student must be an Imperial Scholar.
Handler: And for that to happen, they must receive plenty of merits.
Handler: Do not forget that the future of the East and West depends on this mission.
Loid: Turning this child into an elite...
Loid: I've mostly given up on that task.
Anya: Shock!
Loid: This school is already filled with the best of the best.
Loid: It'll be difficult to maintain a top position.
Loid: More importantly...
Instructor: Next, we will announce the houses and their housemasters.
Instructor: Please come forward when your name is called.
Instructor: Class one: Specter Hall.
Instructor: William Howard.
Instructor: Theodore Russell.
Instructor: Grace Fein.
Instructor: Jessica Clark.
Instructor: Next, we have class two: Cline Hall.
Anya: I wonder what class I'm gonna be in.
Loid: Who knows?
Instructor: Lucy Garrett.
Loid: Actually... I do.
Loid: Because I changed parts of the lineups to help with my mission.
Instructor: Class three: Cecile Hall.
Instructor: Alice Paulette.
Loid: To ensure that Anya...
Instructor: Edward Perkshire.
Instructor: Damian Desmond.
Loid: would be in the same class as him.
Loid: The second son of my target, Donovan Desmond...
Loid: Damian.
Damian: That's Lord Damian to you.
Loid: He got into Eden just like his older brother.
Loid: I've had my eye on him ever since I saw his name on the list of students applying.
Instructor: Jesse Capel.
Loid: If plan A to get Anya to become an Imperial Scholar proves too difficult,
Loid: we'll go to plan B.
Loid: I call it... the Friendship Scheme.
THE FRIENDSHIP SCHEME
Loid: Step one: be in the same class as him and become friends.
Loid: Step two: be invited to his house and bring me along.
Come over!
Loid: Step three: direct contact with the target!
Welcome
Thank you
Loid: I'm sure it won't actually go that easily,
Loid: but the more insurance we have, the better.
Instructor: Anya Forger.
Loid: Go ahead.
Loid: Anya must have grown up around kids her age at the orphanage for years.
Loid: I'll put my faith in her communication skills.
Anya: That's the evil boss's kid.
Damian: What's with her?
Damian: Heh, I see.
Damian: She's already realized how amazing I am and fallen for me.
Damian: You've got good taste, kid.
Damian: Playing hard to get, I see. Cute.
Instructor: Becky Blackbell.
Anya: Geh...
Becky: Pleasure to meet you!
Loid: That's...
Loid: The daughter of the CEO of the major m*llitary contractor, Blackbell.
Loid: What?! And behind her is the daughter of the vice president of parliament!
Loid: And among the boys, there's the son of one of the key members of the secret service!
Loid: Her classmates are a treasure trove of intel!
Loid: Make sure you become friends with all of them, Anya!
Yor: Loid gets so worked up when it comes to his daughter.
Becky: I'm Becky! What's your name?
Becky: She looks like a baby. I guess I wouldn't mind taking care of her a bit.
Anya: Hmph.
Instructor: Those will be the students in class three.
Becky: Hey!
Loid: Hello?!
Instructor: And you will be under the tutelage of Master Henderson.
Yor: Oh, it's the nice teacher.
Loid: So he didn't get fired after all.
Loid: I feel it's unfair for a housemaster to have to teach new students,
Loid: but I guess it could've been much worse.
Henderson: I'll just have to whip these rugrats into shape like I used to.
Instructor: And now, the new students will accompany their homeroom teachers on a tour of the campus,
Instructor: then head to their respective classrooms.
Instructor: During that time, there will be a meet and greet in Tower C's lounge for the guardians.
Loid: Do your best, Anya.
Loid: You'll be on your own from here on out.
Anya: Okey-dokey!
Henderson: You there! Stay in line!
Loid: I'm so worried...
Yor: It is always nerve-racking to send them off into the world.
Yor: I totally understand.
Henderson: This is the dining hall.
Henderson: The best chefs will present you with the most elegant dishes daily.
Henderson: Beyond those doors is a special dining hall reserved only for Imperial Scholars.
Henderson: Anyone can become an Imperial Scholar if they achieve elegant grades and earn eight Stella.
Henderson: I trust that you will all do your best.
Children: Yes, sir!
Henderson: However, those who fall behind
Henderson: will receive Tonitrus Bolts and face punishment or expulsion, so stay on your toes.
Anya: Why are you looking at me?
Emile: Lord Damian's gonna be an Imperial Scholar in no time!
Damian: Of course I am.
Ewen: We'd expect nothing else!
Damian: I mean, my father is the head of the National Unity Party.
Student A: Wait, really?!
Student B: Wow!
Student C: My Papa says we owe a lot to the Desmond Group!
Henderson: Silence! No private conversations!
Becky: They're so dumb.
Damian: What about you? What does your father do?
Damian: If he's important enough, I'd consider letting you be my friend, too.
Anya: I will stay calm for the mission.
Anya: He's a sp—a feelings doctor.
Damian: Hmph. So he's just a nobody.
Damian: You're probably not that rich, either. Lame.
Anya: I wanna go play at your house.
Ewen: You moron! Know your place, uggo!
Ewen: This is the problem with measly little peasants.
Emile: You're gonna get your gross peasant germs on him! Scram!
Anya: Now is the time for me tounleash my k*ller punch!
Yor: Listen carefully, Miss Anya.
Anya: Gasp!
Yor: Anyone who lets their emotions control their fists
Yor: does not know the meaning of true strength.
Yor: If someone's just being a little mean,
Yor: being able to laugh it off makes you the cooler, bigger girl.
Anya: A big girl!
Yor: And if you can keep a smile on your face, fights will not happen.
Becky: Hey, stop being so pathetic. At least say something back.
Anya: Heh. Like I care.
Anya: Heh.
Damian: H-How dare she smirk at me like she's mocking me?!
Becky: Look at that composure! She's so mature! Amazing!
Becky: I was wrong about her being a baby!
Becky: You're way more grown-up than I thought. I'm impressed.
Anya: I'm a grown-up?
Anya: Heh.
Damian: Don't get cocky, you stupid uggo!
Damian: Uggo, uggo, Queen Uggo!
Ewen: Lord Damian, perhaps you should broaden your vocabulary...
Becky: What's your problem?
Becky: Sure, she's uglier than me, but you don't have to be so mean.
Damian: Shut your mouth!
Henderson: You there! How many times must I warn you?
Henderson: Do you want punishments on your first day?
Damian: Curse you... How dare you embarrass me like that?!
Damian: You'll pay for this!
Anya: Mama, you liar. Smiling didn't help at all.
Becky: If you don't quit it, I'm gonna tell the teacher!
Damian: What? You have proof that we did it?
Ewen and Emile: Yeah, yeah!
Damian: Go on. Move!
Damian: Hey, you smug uggo!
Damian: I'm gonna bully you every single day!
Damian: I'm gonna teach you a lesson so you'll never be able to smirk again!
Emile: Her feelings doctor father might be able to fix her if she cries.
Damian: Seriously? Well, that's impressive!
Damian: Aren't you a special widdle girl?
Damian: Hey, where do you think you're looking? You scared?
Henderson: What is the meaning of this?!
Emile: Sir! She just punched Lord Damian!
Anya: I just reached out my hand ,and somehow, he ran into it.
Ewen: You liar! You're not fooling anyone!
Emile: You were even making sure the teacher wasn't looking earlier!
Anya: You got any proof I did it?
Ewen: You left the imprint of your fist on his face!
Henderson: I trust you are aware that perjury is a disgraceful act,
Henderson: Anya Forger.
Becky: That's not what happened, sir!
Becky: She was holding back all day, but these bullies just...
Henderson: So it's true that she hit him?
flashback Yor: Listen carefully, Miss Anya.
Anya: Gasp!
Yor: The only time it's all right for you to use force is, for example,
Yor: if you're saving a friend in trouble.
Anya: H-Her foot...
Anya: He stepped on it.
Anya: So I got mad...
Anya: I'm sorry.
Becky: She did that for me?!
Becky: Oh, Anya!
Henderson: She held back her own personal anger,
Becky: Thank you! Thank you, Anya!
Henderson: and had the courage to stand up to a lad for her friend.
Becky: I'm so moved!
Henderson: Truly elegant, Anya Forger.
Henderson: But I'm afraid...
Loid: So the Desmonds didn't appear after all.
Loid: Well, there's no need to rush.
Loid: Now that she's enrolled, we have all the time in the world.
Staff: Ladies and gentlemen.
Staff: The students' orientation is now complete, so please head toward the courtyard.
Loid: And I was able to make some connections.
Staff: If you would gather round, we will take a group photo.
Loid: Where's Anya?
Henderson: Forger.
Henderson: Come with me.
Loid: She punched a boy?
Yor: Are you hurt at all?
Loid: And it just happened to be Desmond's son?
Henderson: Usually, acts of v*olence would immediately mean three Tonitrus Bolts...
Loid: What in the world?
Henderson: But at my discretion, it became one.
Henderson: That is as much as I can do.
Yor: I'm terribly sorry, Loid! All because I trained her...
Henderson: I will speak with his parents, too.
Plan A
Plan B
Loid: It's the first day of school and she lost a point.
Loid: To top it off, her relationship with Damian couldn't be any worse.
Photographer: All right, everyone! We're taking the picture!
Photographer: The family on the right over there! Smile a little more!
Photographer: Say, "Cheese!"
Sign: Stella needed to become an Imperial Scholar: Tonitrus Bolts until expulsion: Relationship with Damian: -
Sign: THE TARGET'S SECOND SON
01x06 - The Friendship Scheme
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Series follows master spy Twilight, who must disguise himself as psychiatrist Loid Forger and build a mock family in order to investigate political leader Donovan Desmond.
Series follows master spy Twilight, who must disguise himself as psychiatrist Loid Forger and build a mock family in order to investigate political leader Donovan Desmond.