12x02 - Karakuraizer's Last Day

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Now, the world will be mine!

Just a minute.

As long as I am here, I won't let that happen!

Evil alien!

What?!

Owner! I mean, Doctor! Look out!

Look out!

Look out! Look out!

Look out!

And done!

That was close.

The evil alien, Kon, who descended to earth and

hid among the earthlings to commit villainous acts,

was captured by the righteous scientist, Dr. Urahara,

and reconstructed into the hero of justice, Karakurizer.

That is how Kon became a hero of justice!

In order to return to his original alien form,

he must put away all Hollows that k*lled Dr. Urahara's daughter!

Fight, Karakurizer! For Dr. Urahara's sake!

Now is the time to fight!

Go get 'em!

Hey! What's with this storyline?

Huh?

People who didn't see the previous episode won't have a clue!

And, you're doing a synopsis, don't get so excited and yell!

Now is the time to fight!

Go get 'em!

Don't repeat yourself!

“ You really love this stuff, don't you?! “ Go get 'em!

Hurry and get on with a proper synopsis!

“ Bonjour! “ Go, Kon!

I mean Konso Cop Karakurizer!

Karakurizer, away!

This is too lame!

I asked Ishida to design the outfit!

It's totally useless!

I am the new emissary of justice, Karakurizer Spirit!

“ Karakurizer Beast! “ I am Karakurizer Erotic!

“ Karakurizer Delicate. “ I am Karakurizer Tiny Devil.

Pleased to meet you.

Mission complete.

They're coming.

Oh, come on! Was that it?!

KONSO COP KARAKURIZER

FINAL EPISODE: GREAT FORTRESS SHOWDOWN

What is that thing?

It's a Hollow.

Such a humongous Hollow. I've never seen anything like it!

Neither have I!

Substitute Soul Reapers,

humans with strange Spiritual Pressure,

guys who can see my form

What the hell is going on in this town?!

Ow ow ow ow!

Afro!

At any rate, I don't know the details,

but there are rumors that something terrible

is about to happen soon in Karakura Town.

I hear that high-level Soul Reapers from

the Thirteen Court Guard Squads are responding in utmost secrecy.

Their response might have something

to do with these Hollows showing up.

Hey, what's he talking about?

Beats me. I don't have a clue.

What's that bastard Ichigo doing?!

Unless we do something about the source of all this,

we're the ones in danger!

Why do we have to be the ones that take on this thing?!

Quit whining!

The owner chose you guys to take his place!

What?! Nobody asked him to choose us.

All right, all right, calm down.

More importantly,

we learned many interesting facts about that large Hollow fortress.

This is based on analysis of intel collected by Kanonji,

who is working surveillance.

You guys sure have a lot of free time

to be putting stuff together like this.

I don't have free time, you know.

Sorry about that.

I'm tied up with things right now,

so please ask Tessai for the details this time.

You guys coming together is such a huge help!

Now I can concentrate on my own work.

Well then, take care of things, okay?

Busy, my foot!

As you've just heard,

I will explain in lieu of the owner from here on.

These are Combined Hollows that have joined together

under the Hollows that form the central nucleus.

However, they are not very powerful Hollows by nature,

so it is taking time for them to concentrate their power.

Ohh I don't get it.

Well, you don't need to understand,

but the point is that the Combined Hollow Fortress

will be complete in another several hours.

We don't stand a chance of winning unless we hit them now.

How're we going to b*at them?

With your power of friendship, of course!

Power of friendship, what?

I'll do it!

What?

Right now, Ichigo and the others aren't here.

In that case, we have no choice but to do it, right?

Umm Arisawa Are you serious?!

Recharging from a home outlet How cheap can a hero get?

Don't open it so suddenly! You startled me!

What is it?

That body of yours it's Ichigo's, isn't it?

Well

If you don't want to answer, you don't have to force yourself.

Umm Right

I've been watching him all this time.

But

This doesn't concern you.

That idiot.

We don't have any choice but to let them take care of Orihime.

That's why I

I will do what I can.

You

And besides

Huh?

At any rate, I won't be satisfied right now

unless I take out this pent up anger on something!

So that's the real reason, isn't it?

Huh? Were you here all this time?

It's cramped upstairs.

Afro's over there, too. Right, Afro?

No, I don't care about him.

Yeah.

Say

why'd you agree to become a Karakurizer?

I didn't become one because I wanted to!

The other day, someone said Don Kanonji was filming on location

for the first time in a while, so I went to have a look.

I went to his dressing room to ask for his autograph.

For some reason, Urahara was there talking to him,

when one of those strange monsters appeared.

And then

Look out!

Super Spirit Cane!

Kanonji defeated the monster.

Realizing that I could see it, Kanonji said

You have a superb power, boy!

And in the end, I became one without knowing how it happened!

Gosh, just like me.

I didn't want to be the only one to have this happen to him,

so I tried to get Mizuiro involved, as well.

But

Count me out, Asano.

He was quick to run away.

And that's why Honsho came in his place.

You poor soul.

I don't need your pity! Just do something about this!

Everyone.

Is something the matter?

Looking at your face all of a sudden is bad for the heart!

How rude.

But more importantly, I don't see Beast and Erotic.

If you're looking for us, we're right here.

I was just picking flowers.

Using the john, eh?

Don't say that!

I'm sorry.

Now we have everyone here except Spirit,

who continues his surveillance duties.

We've completed our analysis of the Combination Hollow Fortress.

As we suspected, the weak point

is a single Hollow that forms the central nucleus of the whole.

We want you to sneak inside

and destroy the Hollow that forms the central nucleus!

You mean "see how it goes," right?

It is a coordinated operation based on the teamwork of friendship!

I hear you, I hear you!

But you know, we could use your help.

That won't be possible.

The owner, Jinta, and myself are tied up with things to do.

We will, however,

let Ururu join you, so please bear with us.

Yes, I'll do my best.

You're kidding me.

“ Karakurizer! “ Karakurizer!

Karakurizer!

Career Change!

So you've appeared, bad spirits!

Rizer Cannonball!

Did you see that?

Allow me to explain!

The main feature of the Karakurizer Spirit's suit design

is the mask that shows natural facial hair to it's best advantage!

Why can't you pay more attention to battle-related features?

You're wrong!

Thanks to the beard mask, his Spiritual Pressure increases,

which becomes the striking power you see!

What kind of a feature is that supposed to be?!

Impudent bad spirits!

Not bad at all, Karakurizer Tiny Devil!

Tiny Devil and I will handle it here, you guys storm the fortress!

Let's go!

Guess I'll have to

Quickly!

That was rough.

Is this the entrance to the fortress?

The real battle is about to begin!

I'm stoked!

How can you be so excited?

They appeared!

Leave them to me!

I'm in a bad mood right now!

Come at me, starting with the ones who want to die!

An ogre she's an ogre.

So cool!

Don't be afraid of your own teammate!

Get them! Get them!

By the way, can these guys fight?

They'll be fine!

Keigo has a body-enhancing mechanism

that takes advantage of his ability to run away.

For Chizuru, we've attached a special capability

tailored to her characteristics.

Are those things going to be useful?

Hey, don't cling to me!

Karakurizer! Leave this place to us!

You hurry toward the nucleus of the fortress!

What? But

Kon, your Rizer Beam

can surely defeat the Hollow at the central nucleus!

Or rather, that is the only way!

What?!

Now isn't the time to tell me that!

I'm totally mentally unprepared.

Never mind! Hurry and get going!

Nicely dodged.

You're pretty good for a lowly human.

Who are you?!

I am an Arrancar, who has been given power by Lord Aizen.

Are you the big boss of this fortress?

I will not allow you people to have your way any further.

Busted!

How dare you!

Allow me to explain!

Erotic's suit is equipped with a Hyper Erotic Mode

that responds to her instincts!

When that mode is activated,

she can use a variety of techniques that cannot be shown on television!

I thought there was nothing but boring monsters,

but here's one sweet woman!

Since we've met,

I'll be your playmate.

What?!

When she is in Hyper Erotic Mode,

Erotic's speed, for women only, exceeds that of the Sonido!

What's going on?!

Stop it!

Rizer Doggy Style!

No!

Get going.

“ R-Right! “ Oh, you're so cute.

Where the hell are you touching! No!

Ohh Poor thing.

If it's a woman, is it anything goes with her?

Exactly!

Erotic boasts invincible strength

when her enemy is a beautiful woman!

More importantly, though,

I think you'd better look out behind you.

Huh?

You'll be fine!

Delicate, your suit is equipped with

a mechanism that enhances your ability to run away!

Use that technique to your greatest advantage!

Why're you so hyper?!

Wasn't explaining the suit your only job?!

Don't worry about the details.

Good morning

Tsuchinamazu!

Afro!

I came immediately. Anytime, anywhere!

I am the elite Soul Reaper

currently in charge of Karakura Town,

Zennosuke Kurumadani, that's me!

Damn it.

Why is this happening to me?

Huh?

I-I'm sorry!

Hello?

Could it be that this monster can't move?

This is my chance! I can do this!

What the ”?!

Huh? There's another one?!

I knew it! This is too much for me!

Hey! Phony shopkeeper, do something!

Hey!

Damn it, there's nothing I can do!

I'm telling you, I'm not cut out for this!

Was that

Kanonji and the others?!

Boom.

Karakurizer! I mean King Kararkura!

Throw everything you've got at it and become a real hero!

Give it the finishing blow quickly! You're the only one here now!

What is it with her?!

You belong to me, little bunny rabbit!

“ Caught you! “ No more!

Go, Karakurizer!

This is our

“ Power of friendship! “ Power of friendship!

Everyone?

Do it, Karakurizer.

We will record what happens here and

provide Kuchiki with a full report.

To Sis?

I love you, Kon!

Damn.

In that case, I'll do it!

Here I go!

Special Technique

Ri z er Beam!

Blow away to kingdom come!

I did it! Serves ya right!

Huh?!

What? What? What?!

Karakurizer did it!

Let's all get out!

Hurry, all of you!

R-Right!

Cry, Benihime.

Are you all right, Kon?

Did we get them?

Yes, thanks to all of you.

Huh?

What happened?

They're fine. They're just sleeping.

Sleeping?

Yes.

I'll explain the details to you when everything is over.

Thanks to all of your efforts,

I was able to complete my work without it being noticed.

Owner.

Yes.

Now then, it's time.

Peace was preserved in Karakura Town.

Once again, when evil stands in the way,

Karakurizer will appear again without fail!

We don't need narration anymore.

Thank you for your hard work.

As long as there is evil in this world

Go! Konso Cop Karakurizer!

I said that's enough!

ARRANCAR ENCYCLOPEDIA

Arrancar Encyclopedia!

Today, we will explain our true powers!

This is my sword, Ultima.

It is a glistening sword of light

ULTIMA

with a blade of reishi!

And, Dondochakka's body contains all sorts of things,

from Bawabawa to swords!

SECRET

Why're you guys doing this segment?

“ Whoa! When did you?! “ Whoa!

Can't you tell?

We're going over things in preparation for the showdown!

Showdown?

We don't even know if you'll have a part.

Then don't call us here!

NO SCENES