Raven's Home
Was filmed
in front of a live
studio audience.
Where did you get your
cosmetology license?
The dog pound? 'cause woof!
Woo, I love me
some him!
I don't even know why.
I just love him so much! Oh!
He is my boo,
and that is why
you don't get your hair done
in the back of pookie's house.
Mom, what is with you
and this show?
You're so obsessed with it.
Well, Judge Giovanni
is my tv husband.
But you already have
a husband who's on tv.
Ex-husband,
thank you very much!
Judge G is my guilty
pleasure.
He just gets me
so distracted.
Distracted?
- Can I have 50 bucks?
- Not that distracted.
Oh.
Well, they say
love is blind,
and I guess they're right
'cause I really don't see
what you see in this guy.
Oh, it's on! It's on! Shh! Shh!
Will Judge Giovanni
cut this hairdresser a break,
or will it be the plaintiff
who comes out ahead?
The verdict is next
after this.
I hope he rules
for the plaintiff.
I know.
Me, too, sweetheart.
Then she can sue whoever
sold her that wig,
'cause at this point,
you should just stay bald.
- Know what I mean?
- Yeah.
If I were that
woman's life coach,
I'd refer to Chapter Six
of the Couch Rules.
The Couch Rules?
What's that?
My business! Couch!
"Chelsea offering
up Chelsea's help!"
now that I'm a life coach,
I thought I'd write my own
self-help book.
Ah! Like me!
I'm a designer,
I'm starting
my own fashion line...
It's like you're taking
a page outta my book, chels!
Yeah, Rae, you're right!
You are the living
embodiment of my Chapter Six.
Well...
okay, what's Chapter Six?
Uh, when life
hands you avocados,
make guacamole.
Okay, so you took...
Y-you took lemons,
and changed it to avocados,
and you took lemonade
and changed it to
guacamole, and you just,
you just claimed it?
Yeah!
And no matter how many
avocados life throws at me,
I'm just gonna
keep on guacing!
Mom! Guess what?
I just got off the phone with dad.
- He's out of prison!
- Hm?
And he wants to spend
the day with me tomorrow.
Isn't that great!?
Oh my guac.
- ♪ Hey ♪
- ♪ Yo ♪
♪ Let me tell you somethin' ♪
♪ Had my vision
all worked out ♪
♪ But then life
had other plans ♪
♪ Tell 'em, Rae ♪
♪ It's crazy when things
turn upside down ♪
♪ But ya gotta get up
and take that chance ♪
- ♪ Maybe I'm just finding my way ♪
- ♪ Learning how to fly ♪
- ♪ Yeah, we're gonna be okay ♪
- ♪ Ya know I got you, right? ♪
♪ It might be wild, but ya
know that we make it work ♪
♪ we're just kids
caught up in a crazy world ♪
- ♪ C'mon! ♪
- ♪ It's Raven's Home ♪
- ♪ We get loud! ♪
- ♪ It's Raven's Home ♪
♪ It's our crowd! ♪
♪ Might be tough,
but together we make it look good ♪
♪ Down for each other
like family should ♪
- ♪ It's Raven's Home ♪
- ♪ When it's tough ♪
- ♪ It's raven's home ♪
- ♪ We got love ♪
♪ 'Cos no matter the weathe,
ya know we gon' shine ♪
♪ There for each other,
ya know it's our time ♪
Aah!
Yep! That's us.
*RAVEN'S HOME*
Season 03 Episode 07
*RAVEN'S HOME*
Episode Title: "Disorder in the Court"
Okay, we need a lot
more votes on our video
if we're gonna win that
radio eclipse live contest.
How else can we
raise our profile?
Well, what if we
could get a gig?
You hear all that screaming?
That's for you.
Yo, tess is right!
I just had a vision.
We have to play live.
Fans are gonna be screaming for us!
It's gonna be like, ahh!
We gonna be bigger
than beyoncé!
B-bigger than bey?
I can't bey-lieve it.
But guys, if we're gonna
be performing live,
we need to write more songs.
Whee!
Aw,
it's so awesome that Levi's
dad is back in his life.
I know. He's so happy,
he's glowing.
- He's glowing up.
- Oh!
He's glowing up.
We're blowing up!
We're glowing up because
we're blowing up!
Yo, booker, sounds like a new song.
Write that down.
What?
Oh. Oh, I was
thinking about
all the things I'ma buy
with my first million.
You know,
I'ma get me a house,
- I'ma get me a island, okay...
- Whee!
I'ma get me a lamp.
The plaintiff claims
that she has even more pain now
than when she entered
the health spa.
Did the masseuse
rub her the wrong way,
or does she just
need to relax?
The judge's verdict
when we come back.
I hate commercials.
It always puts more minutes
between me and my man.
Yeah. Yeah,
Rae, I get it.
I get it.
Housekeeping
got you down in the dumps?
Ever wish you could just
sweep those blues away?
Aw,
I used to love an english accent.
But now,
it just reminds me of...
- Garrett!
- Garrett!
Well, now you can!
Introducing...
The schbroom!
Spilled coffee grounds
grinding your day to a halt?
Goodbye, coffee grounds.
See you "latte."
first, he steals
my schmop,
all my money,
goes to prison for it,
then as soon he gets out,
he starts selling the schbroom?
What! Guh...
Schmop! Schbroom!
Come on, th-that's
the same thing, am I wrong?
Acid-wash jeans, wrong.
You, not wrong!
Right, right!
Come on! The whole schush thing?
That is my thing!
You are the queen
of the schush!
Yeah!
You shouldn't let him
get away with this again.
Well, come on,
what can we even do about it, Rae?
Are you
thinking of a lawsuit?
If you have a case
and would like to appear
- before Judge Giovanni...
- Chels, are you thinking
- what I'm thinking?
- I don't know.
Why don't we say what
we're thinking on the count of three?
- Okay. One, two, three.
- One, two, three.
Sue your filthy
ex-husband on Judge Giov...
- Giovanni!
- Yep! Yeah,
totally on the same
page.
Unfortunately,
I can't get you a band
you've actually heard of,
but the chi-lective
would be honored to play
at your telethon.
Hello?
I don't get it. I had a vision
we were gonna get a gig.
It's a birthday party, mom,
of course we need music.
At least a DJ.
Oh, oh, oh!
That's the girl from my vision.
Wait. Hey!
Are you guys the chi-lective?
Oh ho!
Always nice to meet a fan.
Yeah, whatever...
but, I've seen
their video.
They're perfect
to play the party.
Well, I couldn't
pay you very much.
I'm sure we can work out some
kind of good neighbor discount.
- What kind of budget are we talking here?
- Zero dollars,
- but there'll be cake.
- We'll take it!
Well, cool.
I'll drop by all the deets.
We got our first gig!
Hey, where's
Levi's dad?
He was supposed to be
here, like, an hour ago.
You don't think
his dad would just
- not show up, do you?
- Man, I hope not.
I don't wanna see my
little brother hurt.
Chels, Chels! Look,
I have spent the morning on
Judge Giovanni's website,
and there is
an opening! Oh!
Did you know that
they film in Chicago, and...
You know he just got
divorced from judge juliana.
He's single!
Wow!
Yeah, Rae, I'm not
gonna do the show, okay?
I'm sorry, okay? I just,
I have to think of Levi.
I know what you're saying, but
look at my baby.
See? He's so excited
to see his dad.
Yeah, I'm excited
to see Garrett, too.
See what's coming to him.
Okay, Chels,
remember what you do
if you start falling
for his spell again.
I know.
The code word is donut,
but trust me, Rae,
I'm not gonna need it.
- Dad!
- Levi!
You know, I've waited three
years to give you that hug.
You're the perfect
height for it.
Dad, come in!
Say hi to the fam!
"Fam?" oh, family!
Yes, of course!
American slang is...
So charming.
It's a pleasure, cheers...
Oh. Chelsea.
Sweetheart, you look...
Stupendous!
Oh! Really?
Donut. Donut.
That's because,
uh, since you left,
she lost about
160 pounds of dead weight.
Hmm.
Hello, Raven.
Actually, I'm 185. I...
Bulked up in prison.
Oh, I forgot
my roller skates.
Oh, well go get them,
my boy.
Yeah, why don't you all
get his roller skates.
So, I would get you
something to drink,
but, um,
the kitchen's a mess.
Too bad I don't
have a schbroom.
I probably would clean it up
right now and not "latte."
so, you've seen my advert.
Yes, I've seen your advert.
Rae! Rae!
Rae! Rae! Rae!
Hi! Can you please let me
handle this my own way?
Sure.
- I'll let you do that, but...
- Yeah.
You know where I'll be.
Right behind this counter,
listening to everything.
- You know, I was planning to tell
you, Chelsea, but... - Mm-hmm.
That commercial
wasn't supposed to air
for at least
another week or two.
How could you,
Garrett?
How could you steal
my business again?
Your business?
Don't be daft!
Your business
is the schmop!
Mine is the schbroom.
Oh, come on! Schmop,
schbroom, schmame!
Schmamen!
I was only
thinking of Levi.
Is it so horrible
to want our son
to only have
the best in life?
He has had the best
in life. Me.
Ah, there's my boy!
We are going to go out
and paint Chicago.
It'll be just like old times,
won't it, mate?
Well, not really because
we were never in Chicago,
we didn't paint,
and we were rich.
Ah. Well, you've got me there,
but I'm well on my way again.
I guarantee it.
The nerve of that man.
I know!
Getting outta prison with
25 pounds of muscle, man!
Advanced science class,
film making...
Pfft! I am so proud.
Looks and brains,
just like your old man.
So, what else do you have
on your "do with dad" list?
Okay. I've got navy pier...
- Aye, aye, captain.
- Planetarium...
Stardate today.
Roller Skating in
Millennium Park...
I have weak ankles,
but I'll catch you if you fall.
Thanks, dad.
You know, seeing you
is about the only thing
that got me
through prison.
I really did miss you, son.
I missed you, too, dad.
And we are going
to get to everything
on your list...
But, first,
just need to close
a deal with an investor,
and we're on our way.
I won't be a minute.
You all right, mate?
I'm great, dad.
Go get 'em!
I'm sorry we didn't make it
to the navy pier,
but how's your burger?
Fine, but maybe we
can get fish and chips
at Captain Flounders
another day.
Levi, the way things are
heading with my business,
if it's fish
and chips you want,
I'll just buy
Captain Flounders.
Well, we better eat this
fast food fast though.
The planetarium's show
starts in 10 minutes,
and we can't take food inside.
Whoa. Whoa, whoa,
hey! Whoa, whoa!
Hey, no need to give
yourself indigestion!
You see that
building right there?
I'm just going to pop in,
see an associate,
and then we're off
to explore the galaxy.
You all right, mate?
I guess.
Where's my "go get 'em"?
Go get 'em, dad.
So, now that
the excitement
of booking our
first gig has faded,
I realize we only
have three songs.
That'll take us six minutes,
and the party is three hours.
Well, you know,
there's remixes,
- there's medleys...
- No, booker, we need more songs.
Where are we
on the new song?
Right.
Nia, where are we
on the new song?
Oh, Levi, look!
It's your fam.
Three years in prison,
six hours with you,
and I've already nailed
American slang. I am...
Totes American!
Take that, immigration.
Oh.
Max! Excuse me, son.
Yes, as we were saying,
my burner phone
ran out of prepaid minutes.
Hey, Levi, how was
the planetarium?
- Uh, starry.
- How was the navy pier?
Sandy.
Oh, and
the fish and chips?
Uh, uh, uh, salty!
It almost sounds like
you didn't do
anything on your list.
No, but dad said he'd watch
the smoky flow video with me,
and that was number
one on my list.
- Sorry about that, son.
- It's okay, dad,
so, now you can watch
smoky flow with me, right?
Oh, I'm awfully sorry,
son, but I'm afraid
I must dash off to
a business meeting.
But hey,
I'll make it up
to you next time.
We'll do everything
on your list.
- Okay, dad.
- Okay.
You know what,
you really are the perfect
height for a hug. Come on.
Did I just hear the door
slam in english?
I am so happy that I hid
the silverware. I just...
Levi, did something happen?
I was just hoping things
would be different with dad,
but they weren't because
dad's not different.
Okay, kids,
let, um,
let me and aunt Chelsea
talk to Levi alone.
Why do they always
make us leave?
Listen, honey, your dad's
got a lot going on right now.
You know, he's trying to
get his life back together...
Mom! You don't make
excuses for him anymore.
Preach!
I'm sorry. Levi,
you were saying?
Mom, about this
Judge Giovanni plan...
What, you heard
that conversation?
Yes, and I'm on board.
- Oh!
- Mom,
I think you should
have your day in court.
Okay, sit down, honey.
Sit down.
Listen.
What's going on
between your dad and me
has nothing
to do with you.
I just want you
to get back everything
he stole from you.
It's only fair.
I got the link right here!
All we gotta do
is press send.
No, Rae,
I can't let you do that.
- But, Levi just gave us the...
- Because I can't let you do it.
I've gotta do it!
Oh no, I think I just
turned your phone off.
What's your
passcode?
Giovanni.
This is how it
all starts, y'all.
- Our first gig.
- Yeah.
Look at us! We're gigging!
Yeah. Guys, this is our future.
Us up here and the fans...
out there.
Thank you, thank you.
I love you, Chicago!
Hey, uh, do you think you
can set up a bit faster?
- All the guests are here.
- Where?
Well, they just woke up
from their nap.
Come on in, guys!
We have a hot new band!
Come on!
- This isn't a teenage party.
- No.
So, you're not Dylan?
No. Dylan's my
five-year-old brother.
Oh, sorry.
Six!
Happy birthday, Dylan.
On today's
Judge Giovanni,
the husband who cleaned up
and cleaned out his ex-wife.
Plaintiff
Chelsea Grayson is suing
her ex-husband, Garrett Grayson.
Chelsea claims that while
married to mr. Grayson,
he stole all the money she made
from her invention, the schmop.
Ms. Grayson says that her
ex is up to his old tricks
by marketing his
invention, the schbroom.
Defendant
Garrett Grayson says that
while married to the plaintiff,
it was only due to his creative
input and keen business advice
that Chelsea was able to
achieve any success at all.
Mr. Grayson claims he's
entitled to the schmop profits
as well as from his
invention, the schbroom.
Judge Giovanni
is entering the court.
All rise.
The honorable Judge
Giovanni presiding.
Oh, Chels, there he is!
There he is!
Please be seated.
Court is in session.
Oh, he's so commanding
and in control.
Frankly, your honor,
I fear this may be a mistrial.
A mistrial?
Heavens, no!
He fears this may be a mistrial!
Lemme ask you. You a lawyer?
No, your honor,
he's a conman!
- You, with the hat.
- Oh, do you like it?
Lose it.
You're blocking my light.
I'd like to hear
from Ms. Grayson.
It's true, sir.
He is a conman.
He stole my money,
my heart,
and my 20s.
Ms. Grayson,
is fangirl your witness?
Yes. She's my best
friend, your honor.
But, your honor, we...
- We also have an expert witness.
- Yes.
Order in the court!
I never get tired
of saying that.
So, who is this expert witness?
Your honor, their son,
Levi Grayson.
Levi?
Your honor,
may I approach the bench?
♪ Yo, we got
the smoky flows ♪
hey, hey.
You hear all that screaming?
That's for you.
Oh no, that was my vision.
You are ruining my little
brother's birthday!
I'm sorry. We're trying.
Well, fix it! Or I'll make
sure you never get a gig again.
Ever. I'm an influencer.
A verified one.
Oh, and no cake!
No!
What are we gonna do?
Look, guys, you remember
the first rule of performing?
- Know your audience.
- Know your audience.
Let's do this.
Yo, what is up,
Dylan's birthday party?
Ha ha!
Anybody in
the house know...
The muffin man?
Me! Me!
Oh, yeah, you kids
know him?
Okay, start.
When I say "Muffin,"
you say Man! Muffin!
- Man!
- Muffin!
- Man!
- Now, when I say "muffin,"
you say man.
- Muffin!
- Man!
- M-muffin!
- Man!
♪ Do you
know the muffin man? ♪
♪ Muffin man?
Muffin man! ♪
♪ Do you know the muffin man
that lives on drury lane? ♪
♪ Do you know the muffin man?
Muffin man? Muffin man! ♪
♪ Do you know the muffin man
that lives on drury lane? ♪
Thank you, your honor,
for letting me talk
to the defendant,
son to man.
What is it, son?
I thought we were good.
We are, dad,
but there's something
I always wanted to ask you.
Well, you could've
asked me yesterday.
Just let him
ask his question.
Who's wearing the robe!?
- You are! - You are!
- You are! - You are!
Levi, you may proceed.
Why'd you do it, dad?
Why'd you take everything mom
worked so long and hard for?
Well, I didn't
take everything.
She has you,
our most precious jewel.
Yeah 'cause you
pawned all the rest.
Mr. Grayson, please
answer the question.
Uh, son...
There is absolutely
no good reason
for what I did.
There never could be.
You know, I believed
in you, Garrett.
So did Levi.
You broke our hearts, dad.
Hurting the both of you
was the last thing
I ever wanted to do.
My business was sinking and
I didn't want my family to...
think of me
as a failure.
And I had three years in prison
to think about what I did.
Uh, it took you three years
to come up with the broom
version of the schmop?
I'll allow the laughter.
The truth is...
I can't help myself,
but, from now on,
I'm going to try.
I hope that one day...
you'll forgive me,
and I'll earn
back your trust.
- As well as your love.
- I do love you, dad.
I never stopped.
But I hope you'll learn
to make better choices.
Look, how about tomorrow?
We'll do everything
on your list.
Don't let me down, dad.
Donut.
- Donut.
- I know, I know...
This is good TV.
Our ratings are gonna
go through the roof.
Anything else, son?
No further questions,
your honor.
I think I've heard enough
to reach a verdict.
I rule in favor of
the plaintiff, Chelsea Grayson.
Garrett Grayson,
you are hereby
ordered to cease and desist
all production and
promotion of the schbroom,
and return any and all profits
of both schush products
to Chelsea Grayson.
Court is adjourned.
I just want
to say thank you.
Levi has grown up to be
a remarkable young man.
May I?
Donut. Donut.
Okay, okay, that's enough.
That's enough.
03x07 - Disorder in the Court
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Best friends Raven and Chelsea are together again and raising their three children under one roof.
Best friends Raven and Chelsea are together again and raising their three children under one roof.