- Are you ready, kids?
all:
Aye, aye, Captain!
- I can’t hear you.
all:
Aye, aye, Captain!
- ♪ Ohh... ♪
♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪
all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
- ♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he ♪
all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
- ♪ If nautical nonsense
be something you wish ♪
all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
- ♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish ♪
all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Ready?
all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
SpongeBob SquarePants!
SpongeBob SquarePants!
- SpongeBob
SquarePants!
[laughing]
♪ ♪
[waves crashing]
[ukulele music]
♪ ♪
[background chattering]
- Order for--
Huh?
both: Om, nom, nom.
- Ohh.
Disgusting!
You people eat like anima--
anima--
Anima--
Achoo!
[sad music]
[barking]
- Oh, there’s my baby.
Oh, my little baby!
- Oh, no.
You cannot bring
a worm in here.
It’s unclean!
And some of us are allergi...
Achoo! Bah!
...gic.
- What’s with all the sniffy
fits out here, Mr. Squidward?
- It’s not my fault,
Mr. Krabs.
She snuck a pet
into the restaurant.
- Oh, I didn’t know my sweet
little Fifi wasn’t allowed.
- Aaaachoo!
- Hmm?
[poof]
[panting]
- Well, your sweet little
Foofoo’s gotta go.
We have a strict policy.
No pets allowed.
- What a shame.
Krabby Patties are all my Fifi
will eat these days.
Oh, I would have gladly paid
double the price
if it only meant she could have
her favorite food.
- [squeals]
[grunting]
Ah, there!
All fixed.
See?
"Now: Pets Allowed!"
- Oh!
How delightful!
- Of course.
Bwaa choo!
[overlapping chatter]
[cow moos]
- Hee hee!
I tell ya, Mr. Squidward,
I’m makin’ more money
than Neptune!
Hehehe!
- Aachoo!
Bah!
- Hmm?
- Hold it right there, Krabs.
[grunting]
- Oh, no!
The health inspector!
- Oh, yes.
The health inspector.
And I’m afraid you can’t
run a restaurant
and a feed lot
out of the same building!
- Hee, hee.
Ha, ha!
- It’s unsanitary.
I’m shutting you down!
Unless you pick one.
People or pets.
- Ohh.
Heh.
♪ ♪
- Ooh!
♪ ♪
- Ooh!
Oh, yeah!
I choose pets!
- Heh, ha!
What?!
No!
- All right,
you heard the man.
If you ain’t a pet,
you’re trespassing.
Time to go!
Get a move on.
- Wait a minute.
What about our pets?
- Oh!
Well, don’t worry.
I’ll still be billin’ ya
for whatever they eat.
all: Whoa!
- [retches]
both: Eww.
- Hoo, hoo!
Sandy.
Your Alaskan Bull Worm
certainly was hungry.
- [gasp]
Sweet jawbone of San Antone,
I’m broke!
Looks like I’m eatin’ canned
nuts for the rest of the year.
Ah.
[animals chatter]
♪ ♪
- Welcome, little worm!
Here at the Krusty Krab,
it’s a pet paradise.
- Aaah.
♪ ♪
Enjoy yourself!
And don’t forget to order
something to eat.
- [barking]
- Oh uh, maybe
I’ll order for you.
Heh, heh.
- Hey, man.
Could I like...
get a Krabby Patty to go?
- Sorry.
Pets only.
You can try your luck across
the street.
- Aww.
I don’t wanna eat chum.
- [laughing]
- Rawr!
- [groans]
[disappointed groaning]
- Heh, heh!
The house special!
- Ugh.
It’s great that my pets
are eating and all, but...
I’m still hungry!
- Aww.
♪ ♪
- Heh, heh.
[twinkling music]
[gulp]
- Mmm.
- I wish I was a pet
so I could eat off the floor.
- You are eating off the floor.
- Yeah, but--
I wanna eat Krabby Patties
off the floor!
- The pink dude might have
the right idea, guys.
If we dress up like pets...
We could trick Krabs
into serving us!
- If you wanna make costumes,
I have a craft corner.
- Oh, boy!
♪ ♪
- Aaah, plah!
- Oh, construction paper.
Oh, boy!
[overlapping chatter]
- Anyone seen the glue?
- [chuckling menacingly]
Now’s my chance to sneak
into the Krusty Krab
in my pet, Spot.
- [barking]
- [chuckling]
Hey...
What’s happening?
No, Spot.
Stop digesting me, Spot!
Bad Spot!
Yeeoowww!
- [barking]
- Barnacles.
[accordion music]
- Into the wall ya go!
[gasps]
What the...?
- Oh, boy!
I mean...aarf, aarf.
- Hmm...
- Hungry!
- Hmm...
- Ooh, ha, ha.
Ha, ha.
Woof, woof!
- Hmm.
Squidward!
- [grumbles]
- Rawh!
- Yes, Mister--Achoo!--Krabs.
- Why don’t all these new pets
have patties
in front of ’em?
I’m running a business,
not a shelter!
- Ow!
- Mmm.
- Huh?
- Greetings,
fellow lagomorph.
Perhaps you might consider
sharing a sliver of your--
- [screaming]
- [gasps]
I’ll just be...
[grunts]
[rabbits snarling]
[all gasp]
- Hahaha!
[cheering]
[all growling]
[blows landing]
- Pet fight!
Rah!
Aaaah!
- [whimpering]
- [whimpering]
[growling and hissing]
- Mrowr!
- My leg!
[cawing]
- No, no, no.
Bad scallops!
Aaaah!
[crashing]
[chaotic screaming]
- Who’s ready for--
a violent brawl?
Stop, please!
The Krusty Krab
is a place of peace.
[growling]
- Yow!
- Yow!
[growling]
- Dah!
[gasps]
The health inspector?
all: The health inspector?
- Eh...
Roar?
- But I thought you said people
and pets can’t eat together?
- Yeah.
What are you doing here?
- This whole mess
is your fault!
[crowd clamoring]
- Em, I was just hungry
for a Krabby Patty.
We’ve all been there, right?
Plus, I, um, I learned
something today!
SpongeBob, give me
a bouncy C, would ya?
- Ooo, gladly!
[grunting]
[lively music]
- ♪ Pets are people too ♪
♪ Just like me, just like you ♪
♪ Yes, whatever
you like to do ♪
♪ There’s a pet
who likes it too ♪
♪ There’s a pet for people
who like to run ♪
♪ And one for people
who don’t ♪
♪ A pet for folks
who avoid the sun ♪
♪ And those who should
but won’t ♪
♪ A pet for people
who sing and dance ♪
♪ A pet for people who cry ♪
♪ A pet for people
who take a chance ♪
♪ And for those
with just one eye ♪
♪ Yes, no matter what
we say or do ♪
♪ There’s just one thing
I know is true ♪
♪ We all eat patties,
yes we do! ♪
♪ And every pet likes
eating them too! ♪
♪ Because ♪
all:
♪ Pets are people too ♪
♪ Just like me, just like you ♪
♪ Yes, whatever
you like to do ♪
♪ There’s a pet
who’s just like you ♪
♪ Just like you! ♪
♪ Pets! ♪
[panting]
- Whew!
Pets and people deserve to eat
side by side.
- Ahee!
- Yes!
And a round of patties
for everyone!
Not on the house!
[cheering]
♪ ♪
[indistinct chatter]
- Gosh, mister.
You’ve got more customers
here than I’ve ever seen!
- ’Course I do!
Didn’t you hear the song?
♪ Pets are people too ♪
- Well if they count
as people...
[dramatic music]
- Then they count
as fire hazards!
I’m the fire marshal, and
you’re over capacity, Krabs.
Shut her down!
Everyone out!
- What?
Nooo!
[all grumbling]
- Wait.
Come back, come back!
Me pet profits.
I’m ruined.
- Hey, uh--
Mr. Krabs?
I was planning
on taking a Krabby Patty
home to my Gare Bear.
You could overcharge me
for it if you want.
- Eh, huh.
Really?
Thanks, boy-o!
You’re a good minimum wage
employee.
- Yaaaah!
[crashing]
Ahh, hah.
♪ ♪
Aaaachoo!
- Pah, ah!
Urgh!
[tropical music]
♪ ♪
[creaking]
[romantic music]
- Aah, I’m floating on air.
A balloon ride,
a candlelight dinner,
and our wedding song
is playing!
This date is perfect.
- No, you’re perfect, Karen.
You’re the best computer wife
a copepod could ever have!
Bon bon?
- Oh, I shouldn’t.
- Indulge yourself, my darling.
- Thank you, Plankton!
This is truly
a date to remember.
- Well, my love, you haven’t
seen anything yet!
For you, my love.
- Ohh, Ray Ray!
[sniffing]
Aah...
- That’s right, baby.
Ray Ray is at your service.
- Ray Ray, you’ve got my
cooling fans running on high.
- Ha, ha. Get over here
and give me some sugar!
[kissing sounds]
- Huh?
- ♪ Do do do do do ♪
[yawns]
What a long day.
♪ ♪
[kissing sounds]
[angelic singing]
- Uh...eh...ehh!
Ahhh!
I can’t take it!
- What is it, Plankton?
- Hold that thought, baby.
I uh--
I forgot something down here.
I’ll be right back!
Can’t believe this is really
happening.
Oh!
The Krabby Patty secret formula
is finally mine!
Huh?
Huh?
Eh...
Ehh!
Hm, eh, ah, eh, eh!
Is this some kind
of horrible nightmare?
What?
A projector?
You tricked me
with a simulation?
- It was a test, Plankton!
And you failed!
You fail every time when it
comes to our romance.
Right, so I goof up one time
and now I’m the bad guy?
- One time?
Failed one time?
How about , , and...
[glitching]
Error, er-er-error.
- But baby cakes,
I left to go get the
Krabby Patty secret formula.
For me...
And you...
You know...for us!
Ehhh?
- Listen, Sheldon.
You need to show me
an interruption-free
romantic date night because
until that happens
no one is leaving
the Chum Bucket.
[alarm sounds]
- Aah!
[intense music]
♪ ♪
- Oof!
- You better not mess
this one up, Ray Ray.
- Ah!
♪ Da da da da doo doo ♪
I think Karen’s favorite
"scrap electronics stew"
ought to do the trick.
[laughing]
Yep.
Huh?
I guess it wouldn’t hurt
to have just a little peek
at the Krusty Krab.
- Hmm.
- ♪ Dee dee doo dee ♪
What a long day.
[yawns]
♪ ♪
- [gasps]
It’s really out there!
And this time
it’s not a hologram!
[scratching and whimpering]
Uh, uh...
- [clearing throat]
Plankton.
What are you doing?
- Oh, hey, baby!
Just adding
the finishing touches
to tonight’s main course!
- Aww, you are so sweet!
I can’t wait to try it!
[kissing sounds]
- Whew!
Good one, Plankton.
The formula!
Now how am I gonna get you?
[breeze blows]
- Yes, yes, yes!
No, no, no!
Slow it down, you maniac!
[panting]
Who’s that?
- Krabby Patty!
Krabby Patty!
- Eesh.
It’s that numbskull Patrick.
Hey, doofus!
I mean, star friend.
- Krabby Patty.
- Over here.
- Hmm?
- No, over here!
Come on.
Yes, that’s it.
You’ve got it.
Now who’s a good boy?
- [panting]
- Okay, now grab that bottle
by your feet there.
No.
[sighs]
The other drink container
by your feet.
- Hmm.
- Pick that one up instead.
- Uh?
- By your feet.
- Huh? Uh?
- Now look right!
- Oh, huh!
- You have got
to be kidding me.
Right, Patrick!
- Uh?
- Your other right!
- Oh!
- Yes!
[laughter]
That’s it, huh!
- Ah!
- Good boy.
Now bring it over here to me.
Yes, that’s it!
Huh?
Oh, where did he go?!
- Excuse me, are you
the window cleaner?
- How in barnacles
did you get in here?
- I dunno?
- Well, who cares?
Did you bring that bottle
I told you to bring?
- Uh-huh.
Tastes kinda funny, though.
- No, I said the other one,
you moron!
- Hey, you guys
are doing great!
Two, three, four.
- A thin piece of glass is all
that stands between me
and what I want most
in the world.
Why is life so unfair?
- Oh, honey?
Is dinner almost ready?
I’m famished!
- Uh, it’s almost finished,
my sweetheart!
What am I gonna do?
Think, Plankton, think!
Oh?
Idea!
That’s it!
Karen will never know
the difference!
Now I think I got
what I need right here.
Patrick, you may
feel a slight tickle.
- Oh, I like tickles.
[sawing]
- Okay, let’s get
a look at this.
- Ha, ha!
That was intense!
- Oop!
Almost forgot.
- Ha, ha.
Ow!
- You’re going on a date
with my wife Karen, Ray Ray.
- Oh, but I sound like Patrick.
- Oh, no.
You keep your mouth shut.
I will take care of that.
[high-pitched feedback]
[chuckles]
- Oh, Karen?
Dinner is served,
my little love nugget!
- Oh, my gosh.
This looks amazing!
I loves my Ray Ray.
[growls and giggles]
- And I love my Karen.
Now let’s dig in!
- [giggling]
♪ ♪
- Krabby Patty secret formula,
here I come!
- Ow!
That’s a little rough, Ray Ray.
- Ow, Plankton!
What are you doing?
- Ohh.
Oh, that feels nice.
Ahh, okay.
Goodnight.
- Whew.
That was close.
- Yep, we had another
money stacking day.
Hehehe!
Didn’t we--
Huh?
[gasps]
Me Krabby Patty secret
formuler?
[gasps and screams]
It must have fell
out of me boat!
Ooh, don’t you worry, sweetie!
Daddy’s comin’ for ya!
[tires screeching]
- Formuler! Formuler!
- Huh?
- Where are ye, formuler?
Where’s me formuler?
What have you done
with me secret formuler?
Formuler?
Where are ya?
Formuler?
Formuler!
Formuler? Formuler?
Formuler!
Where are you, formuler?
Plankton.
I know you have me formuler!
So just hand it over!
- Eee...
[blowing]
- Open up, Plankton!
I know you’ve got me formuler!
- Huh?
Who could that be?
- Uh, that banging noise?
Haha, that’s just the dryer.
I thought I’d do the laundry
so you wouldn’t have to later.
Kiss kiss.
- Oh, Ray Ray!
That’s the most romantic thing
you’ve ever said!
[kissing sounds]
- Hmm.
The formula is finally mine.
[chuckling]
Oh, come on!
- I know you’re in there,
Plankton!
- Wha?
- Eh, eh!
- Formula.
Thanks for holding it for me.
[both straining]
- Urgh!
- It’s mine!
- Sheldon?
Today made up for everything.
So I wanted to give you
a little something.
After years of research,
I finally synthesized the data
and came up with the Krabby
Patty secret formula!
- [gasps]
A-ha!
- Plankton!
Let go!
- Whatever you say, Krabs!
- Doh!
Aah!
- Who needs your stupid
hard copy in a bottle, anyway
when I have a downloadable
version right here?
- [groans]
You jerk!
- [chuckling quietly]
- Now...
the secret formula is...
- Is what? Is what?
What is it?
- [gasps]
Uuugh!
Ray Ray!
- [chuckles nervously]
- Uh, which one of us
is Ray Ray?
- I am, you doofus!
- Well...
well, I’m Ray Ray too!
- No, I’m Ray Ray!
- I don’t care
who is the real one!
You can both watch
this formula get deleted.
- Eee, Karen!
Darling, sweetie!
Please, let’s talk about this!
[hysterical crying]
- Don’t mess with date night,
Plankton.
- Aaah...
- Oh.
Nom, nom.
- Now this is truly
a wonderful date, Plankton.
And thank you for giving me
your undivided attention.
- I wouldn’t miss it
for the world, baby.
- Aah.
- ♪ La da dee la da lee! ♪
♪ ♪
- Oh, boy.
13x01 - A Place for Pets/Lockdown for Love
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A square yellow sponge named SpongeBob SquarePants lives in a pineapple with his pet snail, Gary, in the city of Bikini Bottom on the floor of the Pacific Ocean.
A square yellow sponge named SpongeBob SquarePants lives in a pineapple with his pet snail, Gary, in the city of Bikini Bottom on the floor of the Pacific Ocean.