- Are you ready, kids?
all:
Aye, aye, Captain!
- I can’t hear you.
all:
Aye, aye, Captain!
- ♪ Ohh... ♪
♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪
all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
- ♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he ♪
all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
- ♪ If nautical nonsense
be something you wish ♪
all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
- ♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish ♪
all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Ready?
all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
SpongeBob SquarePants!
SpongeBob SquarePants!
- SpongeBob
SquarePants!
[laughing]
♪ ♪
[waves crashing]
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- [grumbling]
Where’s that bus?
I’ve been waiting for
almost an hour.
- Heh. Almost an hour he says.
- Hmm.
Late again.
One coin.
Exact change.
- Aha.
- Exactly.
Late.
- Oh, brother.
- Will you please watch
your speed?
And stay in the lane.
When was the last time you
cleaned this bus?
[sniffing]
Ew, it smells like
a narwhal’s armpit in here.
- All right, that’s it.
- [groaning]
- Krusty Krab.
- [groaning]
[grumbling]
You big clod.
I could do your job better than
you ever could.
- Yeah? Well, I could do your
job better than you ever could.
What’s his job?
- Oh, he’s a terrible cashier.
- That I could do.
- All right, all right.
Jumpin’ jelly fish.
I’m tired of you two
bickering every morning.
I say prove it.
Switch jobs right now and
settle it once and for all.
- I’ll take that challenge.
- You better get going, driver.
You’re already behind schedule.
[both grumbling]
- Hmm.
Ahh.
[groaning]
[gasps]
[tires squealing]
all: Whoa-oh! Whoa-oh!
- ♪ La-da-dee la-dah-dah ♪
Oh, I like this.
Good morning.
- It’s afternoon already,
clown.
Eh, ah-ah.
No sharp objects allowed.
- [munching]
- Huh?
Attention: this is your
cheerful driver speaking.
There’ll be no eating or
drinking
aboard my happy bus...
- Ohh.
Especially Krabby Patties.
This stop is Coral Boulevard.
Thank you for riding with your
merry bus driver.
And have
a beautiful da--hey.
- Squidward.
- No!
- It’s you.
- [grumbling]
- I’ve always dreamed one day
I’d board a bus
and see you driving it.
- Why am I in that dream?
- Oh, Squidward, you’re in all
my dreams.
- Get off me and pay your fare.
And you’d better have--huh?
- Exact change. Exactly.
Clink, clink, clink, clink,
clink, clink, clink, clink.
- Augh! Enough with the
pennies!
- Clink, clink, clink, clink,
clink, clink.
[humming]
Hey, Squidward.
- [grumbling]
- Hey, Squidward.
Hey, Squidward.
Hey, Squidward.
Hey, Squidward.
- What?
- I’m helping you drive.
- No, you’re not.
- Time to switch lanes.
Better use my signal.
[clicking tongue]
- Oh, oh, oh, oh-ah, ah!
Ahh!
Don’t help me drive!
- Okay.
[tires squealing]
Wow.
- Ahh, eh eh, eh.
Whew.
Oh, what am I doing?
Sit in the back.
- Okay.
- [groaning]
- What--what the...
[sighs]
Ahh!
- Objects in mirror are closer
than they appear.
Aw, let me help.
This is for softer braking.
- Augh,
the brakes don’t work.
Ahh-ahh!
Augh!
[engine revving]
Argh!
[tires screeching]
[grunts]
- Mmph! Huh? Argh.
Argh!
- Oh!
[grunts]
[all grunting]
- SpongeBob, what is
your stop,
so I can take you there right
now?
- Oh, I don’t have a stop.
Today is my bus riding day,
the day I just pick a bus and
ride it all day.
- There’s only one
thing I can think of
that could be worse.
Ahhhh!
- [chuckling]
- Augh! And that’s it!
- [chuckling]
[babbling]
- Phew. I dodged that one.
Heh-heh.
Augh!
- [chuckling]
Ehh-ehh-ehh.
[tires squealing]
[all shouting]
[tires squealing]
- Phew. That was close.
- It sure was.
I almost didn’t catch this bus.
- [groaning]
- Eeeee...Patrick. Wow.
We’re both on the
same bus on our
Just Riding Around
On The Bus Day.
What are the odds?
[both chuckling]
- Yes, what are the odds?
- I got my bus money
somewhere.
- Oh.
- Oh, there it is.
Huh, I think I left my
wallet in my other wallet.
- Don’t worry, buddy.
I’ve got exact change.
- One...
Two...
- [groaning]
- Three.
- ♪ Dah-dah-dah-dum ♪
[grunting]
[tires squealing]
- [chuckling]
- You hooligans.
- Ugh! Augh!
[tires squealing]
[explosions]
- And now SpongeBob
will attempt to catch
his high-flying partner
Patrick
while swinging from the
strap of death.
- Hey-oh!
[together]
Whoo. Whoa.
- [grunts]
[both grunting]
- Ooh...oof!
- Awwww. Ohh, yes.
- Lady, get that horrible
thing off your lap.
- I’ll do no such thing.
He’s my emotional support
animal.
Oh, yes, aren’t you?
- [panting]
[barking]
- Ohh.
- [snarling]
Rah!
[both snarling and barking]
- My leg! Oh!
[both snarling and barking]
[all groaning]
[tires squealing]
- [grumbling]
- [burps]
- [grumbling]
That’s it!
I am throwing you two off right
now.
[grumbling]
Where’s that pink pinhead?
- Oh, he’s in the restroom.
- Huh?
That’s not a restroom.
It’s the emergency exit.
[toilet flushing]
Augh!
- You’re out of toilet paper.
Who’s driving?
Well, I am, of course.
Wah!
[tires squealing]
all: Ahh!
- [grunting]
- This bus isn’t designed for
the pressure at these depths.
- Ohh!
- Ahh!
- [grunting]
- Aw, look at you.
- [chuckling]
Look at you.
[laughter]
- We’re gonna be crushed
to death.
I don’t wanna drive a bus.
- I don’t wanna be crushed.
- I don’t wanna eat
this sandwich.
Ooh, a panini, so
very continental.
[munching]
- Hey, look, a passenger. Hi.
- [gasps]
- [grunts]
[tires squealing]
- I don’t know where we’re
going.
- Don’t worry. I have a bus
map.
Take a left. Take another left.
Left. Left. Left.
Left. Left, left, left.
- I can’t see.
- We don’t need to see.
We just need to believe.
- I believe your map
is upside down.
- Oh, I can fix that.
[both grunting]
Ahh!
- Back of the line, people.
Back of the line.
[all shouting]
- Ohh.
Exact change only, please.
- [groans]
Huh?
all: Ugh!
- [groaning]
That settles it.
I quit everything.
- Huh?
- [groaning]
- The Krusty Krab Local right
on time.
One Krabby Patty, please.
- One Krabby Patty?
Yes, sir. One Krabby Patty.
- One Krabby Patty coming up.
[grunting]
- Place your orders, everybody.
Because no one can do this job
better than me.
I win.
[toilet flushing]
all: Huh?
- You're still out of
toilet paper.
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12x07 - The Krusty Bucket/Squid's on a Bus
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A square yellow sponge named SpongeBob SquarePants lives in a pineapple with his pet snail, Gary, in the city of Bikini Bottom on the floor of the Pacific Ocean.
A square yellow sponge named SpongeBob SquarePants lives in a pineapple with his pet snail, Gary, in the city of Bikini Bottom on the floor of the Pacific Ocean.