02x14 - Veggies for Sloth

[bunniefuu]

It's alive!

OK, everyone out.
I got to drop a whole fudge cake.

Andrew Lloyd Weber's The Beastmaster
is Broadway's newest smash sensation.

¤ I'm Dar, the Beastmaster ¤

David Hasselhoff returns to Broadway
as Dar the Beastmaster.

¤ I seek vengeance
against the cult leader ¤

¤ I'm Dar the Beastmaster ¤

¤ I'm a little sl*ve girl ¤

Country singer Faith Hill stars as Kiri.

¤ Is there no one for me? ¤

¤ I'm the Beastmaster ¤

¤ My friend's a black panther ¤

¤ Your thoughts are on bestiality ¤

Nathan Lane and Matthew Broderick
are reunited...

as the twin ferrets Kono and Bono.

- Hey, Kono.
- Hey, Bono.

- Where's Frono?
- You don't know.

Hakuna matata!

And the original tap-dancing kid,
Alfonso Ribeiro...

is a panther named Panther.

¤ These claws of mine dig into you ¤

¤ When I make love to you ¤

¤ I'm gonna throw your baby in the fire ¤

Kiss rocker Gene Simmons
makes his Broadway debut as Max.

¤ 'Cause I'm a cult leader ¤

¤ Follow today a cult leader ¤

¤ I'll make you pray to me ¤

¤ Cult leader ¤

¤ It's the law of the jungle,
it's I-o-v, love ¤

¤ Beastman and girl ¤

¤ Together in harmony ¤

I'll get you, Beastmaster!

Thank you. It is an honor
to have won the Tour de France...

for a seventh time!

Lucky seven!

You know, I've made a bet
with your President Chirac...

that I would win this race seven times...

and break the all-time record.

In fact, President Chirac
bet me all of France...

that I couldn't win seven times.

He even got all his government officials
to sign this document...

making me
the Super-President of France.

Go on and say it, you little weasel.

We're pleased you're a ventilator...

and we hope you appreciate
our crust pâté.

That's right, all you little Pepe le Pews.

Lance Armstrong
is large and in charge!

Bring her down, boys.

Super-President!

Back up.

Who's this bitch? You half-smiling at me?
I'll give you something to half-smile about.

Half a set of balls in your mouth.
How do you like that, Mona Lisa?

I'll make you moan.
You laughing at my balls?

I'll tell you something, baby.
I b*at cancer, I'll b*at the f*ck out of you.

You got Grey Poupon. I'll poop on you.

- Mon Dieu!
- Oh, God, I'm lonely!

Wait a second.
Wait a second.

Where's Frogette?
Frogette!

Was it no good,
Super-President Armstrong?

No, baby.
All those years on that bike seat.

Come on, baby.
You got to do it hard!

Come on.
I want to cross that finish line!

Cross that finish line.

That's right, Lance.
We're going to cross that finish line.

What's this "we" sh*t?

Hey, baby. Merry Christmas.

Yes, I know I said I'd stop calling,
but it's the holidays...

and I just wanted to say how happy I am
that you found someone new.

Is he there right now?

The whole family
is there opening presents.

Well, that's just great,
because I have a present for you.

- Oh, my God!
- Santa?

Delores! How could you?

Honey! It's not what you think.

We're just... we're role-playing.

You just earned
experience points.

- Can I play?
- No.

Oh, dear!
Our fleet is being destroyed!

Will help ever arrive?

- Did someone call for a hero?
- Thank goodness!

f*ck Rogers is finally here!

- What did you just call me?
- f*ck Rogers.

My name is Buck, Buck Rogers.

The robots are through
the south defenses.

f*ck Rogers,
we need your help immediately!

It's Buck!

My name is Buck, not f*ck!
What's with you aliens?

It's Buck! Damn! What the?
It's Buck, Buck, Buck, Buck!

What are you talking about?

I've been sh*t! f*ck, it hurts!

Welcome, f*ck.

- It's Buck!
- That does it!

f*ck you! f*ck you!
f*ck you! f*ck you!

You really told all the aliens
that Buck's name was f*ck?

I was attempting human comedy.

My honey!

It still counts, right?

Darling! It's not what you think.
We were just role-playing.

Yeah, I know.