02x13 - Metal Militia

[bunniefuu]

It's alive!

We're going down!

Hello?
Come on, this is ridiculous.

Is this button even connected
to anything? Hello? Hello?

Must Love Dogs,
that's a good in-flight movie, huh?

What can I tell you?
I had a grandmother from hell, OK?

She was a Jewish juggler...

she used to worry
about six things at once.

That's reasonably funny.

- Come on! Let's fly!
- I can fly!

To the sky!

Remember to think
happy thoughts before you...

May I help you, son?

My dad said I could get a bitchin' sweet
ride for my birthday...

but it has to be under bones.

- I think I have just the thing.
- What the hell is this?

Oh, no, no.
Hold it like so.

What's it doing?

- Pull this thing over, right now!
- I don't know how to stop!

This is freakin' awesome!

- I have a very small penis.
- So you're looking for an SUV?

- A very, very small penis.
- Perhaps a Hummer H ?

You are misinterpreting
the insignificance of this penis.

- It's literally concave.
- I think I have just the thing.

Yes! Yes!
This is very satisfying.

Look at the size of my phantom penis.

This is some serious bullshit.

If only we had
Rainbow Brite's Magic Star Sprinkles!

We'd turn the whole world gray.

Guys, every night with this.

What's so great about turning
the world gray, anyway?

Well, it's really more of a metaphor.

I mean, if you want to do
something evil, arson is pretty evil.

Look, just... Shut up!

I say we break
into Rainbow Brite's place...

and take all
the Star Sprinkles we want.

None here.
What's under the sink?

Tampons.

Game over, man! Game over!

Rainbow Brite's gonna kick our asses
if she finds us in here!

Good God, what a day.

Damn, I was holding that in for hours.

I'm Rick James, bitch.

Black people are so much funnier
than white people.

Damn, I am effin' starvin'.

Intruders!

Let's get the f*ck out of here, man!

You're a bitch!

"Dear citizens of Rainbow Land,
we have changed our ways...

"and are moving to Tibet
to help battle Chinese tyranny. "

Signed, Murky and Lurky.

I knew those guys weren't so bad.

Has anyone seen my cousin Blinky?
He hasn't been around lately.

"P.S. Blinky came with us. "

Rom Spaceknight!

A warrior made of solid metal.

He's beaten
the galaxy's toughest villains...

but now faces a foe
in every way his equal.

Jim, the guy with a giant magnet!

- Come here.
- No.

- Come on.
- Nuh-uh.

- Chicken.
- You are!

- Rom Spacechicken.
- Mature.

Yeah, your mom
was mature last night.

- What?
- Did her.

- I'll teach you!
- Teach this.

- Where's your g*n now?
- I didn't need it anyway.

- Rommy, it's on the magnet.
- You suck.

- That's what your mom said.
- She did not, my mom was a saint!

Saints suck.

- How much is the doggy in the window?
- Which one?

The one with the waggly tail.

You don't want that one.
He's got cancer.

We've gotta get to that treasure
before those bandits do.

That means we'll have to go...

into the blue.

Hi, I'm Robot Chicken
Executive Producer Seth Green.

Because animation
takes months to produce...

we often write our movie parodies
before the films have been released.

- Into the blue?
- Into the blue.

I hope you've enjoyed
this parody of the movie Into the Blue...

which I'm sure by now
has been a box office blockbuster...

and nominated for several
Academy Awards. Thank you.

- I'm in a bikini.
- I do lots of sit-ups.

Damn it.
I hit the apple.

Where the hell is all the gauze?

No, stop!

- Mummy time!
- You're so scary!

Momma,
can my new curfew be midnight?

Yeah. When pigs fly.

You heard the lady, Oinky.

Midnight it is.

Wait, wait, wait,
he's under a blanket. He's safe.

Get him, get him, get him!
I love beatin' kids!

Take that!

Young man, if you are not going
to use that staff of Ra properly...

then you can't use it at all.

You'll get this back
at the end of the week.

Indy! You have to help me.
Those boys stole my dolly!

What do you want, Henry?

Please, no!
I'm easily nauseated!

Look out!

Start the station wagon, mom!
Start the station wagon!

How was school, honey?
Did you make any new friends?

There's a shake in the car, mom!
Why is there a shake in the car?

What? I picked up some
Burger King for you.

I hate shakes, mom!
I hate 'em! I wanted a soda.

Prepare for a visit
from the Führer himself.

Mein Gott!
Everything must be shpic und shpan!

Hogan, will you and your men
promise to behave?

You better believe it, brother!
What's h*tler gonna do...

when these fighters come for you?

Hogan!

I know nothing!

OK, boys.
The big man's visit...

is the perfect time
to make our escape.

All right, what've we got?

We have this rope and this flashlight,
the fake passports...

Playboys, and these.

- Yeah! Snap into a Slim Jim!
- Holy sh*t!

Slim Jim!
I just love Slim Jims!

Roddy, we need your stealth.

Go take out the guard real quiet-like,
and the rest of us will sneak past...

Gotcha, Hogan!

Hey, you f*cking n*zi! How are ya?

Everything had better be
in tiptop shape.

Jawohl, mein Führer!

- Hulkamania, runnin' wild!
- Macho madness is comin' at you!

Leaping Lanny Poffo's going baffo!

- Mein schnitzel!
- Oh, no.

Sergeant Slaughter's
not done with you two.

And h*tler takes
a flaming chair to the spine...

in what will surely
go down in history...

as one of WrestleMania's
greatest moments.

Sergeant Shultz,
do you have any comment?

I know nothing!