07x14 - Walking Dead Lobster

[bunniefuu]

[Thunder crashes]

[Laughs evilly]

[Sawing]

[Electricity crackles]

It's alive!

[Thunder crashes]

[Laughs evilly]

[Smooch!]

[Laughs evilly]

I've been waiting for
this for so long.

Easy.

[Moaning loudly]

If I don't steal North Korea's
nuclear launch codes,

it could mean World w*r III.

Aah!

Well, well, well...

Have I caught the
great Kim possible?

Or am I just...
Kim-agining things?

Kim Jong-un.

w*r is not the answer!

How do you like
my security system?

I've made certain...

Kim-provements.

[Alligator roars]

You're a madman!

You are Kim-prisoned.

Stop mocking my name!

Kim-itation is the
sincerest form of flattery.

Okay, Kim.

So where's your
Kim-aginary wife?

She's, uh, on vacation,
Kim-becile!

More like
you're Kim-potent.

That's a lie!

It's Kim-mense!

You're so Kim-mature.

My wife's real.

Not like
your Kim-plants!

What are you
Kim-plying?

KIM JONG-UN: Natural breasts
don't form a perfect right angle.

Geez. These two should just
bang and get it over with.

Yeah, he should
Kim-pregnate her.

You're dead to me, David.

You can take my life, but you
can never improve my shitty

audio quality!

[All shouting]

Yaaaaaaah!

This is George.

He's a monkey in Africa.

He's very curious.

One day, a man in a
yellow hat came along.

George accidentally scratched
the man in the yellow hat.

But George gave the man
such an adorable sorry face,

he decided to take George to
live with him in New York City!

The man in the yellow
hat was feeling sick,

so George went out to
explore by himself.

George was so curious.

He put his mouth on everything!

After a few days,
George thought he saw

the man in the yellow hat,
but it was a different

man in yellow.

[Horns honking, people shouting]

Then George saw the
biggest bird he'd ever seen.

And then it took a poop...

[gasps]
Oh, my God! George, run!

George, stop being curious
for one freakin' minute!

Take cover!

You ever played roulette?

Occasionally.

Well, let me give you
a word of advice...

Always bet on black!

And when black wins,
pay your taxes.

Always pay your taxes.

Don't burn through your
retirement savings too fast,

Frank!

Oh, I'm set for life.

Oh. K? Mutual funds?

I.R.A?

Nah, those are for suckers.

I played it smart.

Real smart.

Angie!

We're gonna be cruising to
Applebee's in matching Humvees!

[Vault door opens]

This shelf here should
buy a Gulfstream!

Is this a joke?

These are toys.

These are Beanie Babies!

Have you been living
under a rock?

I know what Beanie Babies are.

By , they were worthless.

I really should have checked

the value more than
once every years.

Where you going?

To live with my sister's family,
and on the way,

get an application to
be a Walmart greeter.

[Door closes]

[Coughing]

[Humming]

Spare a quarter.

Damn, y'all!

Is that a fur coat made
out of Beanie Babies?

Yeah.

Them things is like gold!

At least the last
time I checked.

You must be the richest
pimp in town!

Pimp?

No!
No, no, no, I...

That's right, baby.

I'm the richest pimp in town!

[Funk music plays]

Mess with my hoes, will you?!

Damn straight you won't!

Come here!

Nah, nah, nah!

This is my block, m*therf*cker.

Oh, hell no!

Aah-ha!

I just flew into the Caribbean
on my very own Gulfstream jet.

This is the retirement
I always dreamed of!

Thank you, Beanie Babies!

Oh, baby.

Um, son, did you pay
for those Fritos?

Aah!

f*ckin' Frank!

[Dog yelps]

[Dog yelps]

[Sirens wail]

♪ Kiss her face then
go for second base ♪

♪ Swamps are the place
for you to get it on ♪

Enjoying your night with Ariel?

Maybe you want to show your
appreciation to the house?

Why do you deserve a tip?

Oh?

You think a swamp is
naturally romantic?

You owe me and my team a little
taste for setting the mood!

No way.

If anything, you are cock
blocking me right now.

Ohh! Ow!

No, no, no!

I'm just a crab who cuts fools.

You a fool, Eric?

[Groaning]

♪ Pay the crab before
her boobs you grab ♪

♪ Or your nuts we'll s*ab ♪

♪ And you'll bleed out,
my friend ♪

[gulps]

[Whispering]

Pick him up at Isengard?!

That's a three-hour flight!

He thought you'd say that.

He said, "You're a bird.

You can sit in your nest and
do nothing some other day."

What?!

Oh, what an assh*le.

Hey, hate to do this,
but he wants you to

pick up food on the way.

"Just something quick," he said.

Something quick?

What, does he think I'm gonna
stumble upon a f*ckin' Arby's?

Durin stew is farthings.

When I asked about money,
he was like, "Uh...

I don't think I..."

[grumbles]

Aah!

Do not trifle with
the power of the ring!

There is only one
Lord of the Ring,

and he does not share power.

Aah!
Damn it, Gandalf!

I think you ruptured a disc!

We must fly to
Rivendell on the quick!

Screw Rivendell!

I'm gonna go see
my chiropractor!

Could you stop at an
Arby's on the way?

And now back to
"Gullah Gullah Island"!

This sure is fun, Binyah Binyah!

Binyah Binyah have fun, too!

[Knock on door]

I'll get it!

Hello, sir.

We're investigating a tip.

A criminal might be in the area.

He's robbed a bank and
sh*t three policemen.

Oh, no!

Well, there's nobody here but
me, my wife, our three children,

and our man-sized
pet polliwog.

Binyah Binyah!

Yeah, no, no, no.

That's a man in a frog suit.

What? No!

He's just the giant
polliwog we rescued!

Where did you find him?

Oh, behind an
amphibious-animal costume shop!

I'm gonna need him out
of that frog suit by

the count of three.

One...

- Binyah Binyah!
...two...

Binyah Binyah!

...three.

Aah! No!

Don't sh**t!

Down on the ground, frog man!

What's on his skin?!

Sores, you dumbass!

From wearing a polliwog costume
for four months straight!

[Grunts]

Binyah Binyah!

Binyah Binyah!

Ohh!

Oh, no. Oh...

Ah... ah...

Ah-choo!

Eugene!

I am a Time Lord.

I need you to be my companion
on a grand adventure.

I've waited my whole life for
something this cool to happen!

Well, then, step into my Tardis.

It's an acronym
that stands for...

No way!

The Tardis from "Doctor Who"!

I've never seen the show,
but I feel like I've absorbed

the gist of it through
nerd osmosis!

...the fabric of time itself!

Eugene?

You look different.

Well, come on, then!

Yaaaaaay!

[Groans]

Cooooool!

It's much bigger on the
inside than the outside.

I bet that's
mind-blowing for you.

Uh, not really.

Snoopy's doghouse
does the same thing.

I bet Snoopy's
doghouse can't fly.

You clearly don't know
d*ck about Snoopy.

[Sniffs]

Smells kind of rank in here.

You ever think about
opening a window?

No! Don't!

You almost k*lled us both!

It's kind of a design flaw.

Snoopy would not approve.

Shut up about Snoopy!

Wow!

This soundstage is amazing!

An easy mistake to make,
given your limited experience.

This is the City of Flurr jazz.

These costumes are cool
considering they probably

cost a dollar!

I mean, a pound, or a ha' penny.

I don't know British money.

They are not costumes.

They are clothes.

How much did your clothes cost?

Half a penny.

Ha ha!
Knew it.

Where are we going next?

Our mission is
here on Flurr jazz!

You see, on this planet,
people express joy as fear!

This is less cool
than I thought.

It's a parable
for how Earth people

have too much
stress in their lives!

[Crowd screaming]

A Dalek!

My greatest arch-enemy!

Okay, Bollocks to this.

[Laughs]

It came back!

Yeah, it's all yours.

Go for it.

My adventure finally begins!

No, thanks.

I know.
Right?

By the way,
I really need to apologize...

Hey, kids!

Whoever gets the high score on

"Starfighter" gets to fly
to outer space with me!

Aaaaah!

♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪

♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪

♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk
wawk bawk bawk ♪

♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪

♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪

♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk
wawk bawk bawk ♪

♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪

♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪

♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk
wawk bawk bawk ♪

Ba-gawk! Bawk.

Stupid monkey!