05x17 - The Curious Case of the Box

[bunniefuu]

[ Thunder crashing ]

[ Drilling, sawing ]

[ Electricity crackling ]

It's alive!

And you are one word away
from winning.

Here is your final password.

Okay, this is something
really small.

A hobbit?
Uh, no.

Um...it gets hot.
It burns things.

I know--Smaug the dragon.

No! Forget it. Pass.
You shall not pass.

Yes, pass! Pass!
You shall not pass.

Pass, damn it!
You shall not pass!

[ Laughs ] I'm just kidding.

I'm an all-seeing wizard,
and the word is "toaster."

[ Ding! ding! ding! ding! ]

[ Weakly ]
I love you all so much.

Grandma, don't go!
It's okay, child.

I'm gonna be with Jesus.
I'm comin', lord.

Aah!
Hey, hey, hey, man!

What's the deal?
What?

Just doin' the old jobbarino.

She was ascending to heaven
peacefully! And you just--

Reaped the [ Bleep ]
out of her!

Yeah, buddy!

Dad! Why do we even need
a grim reaper?

He's not in the bible!
Yes, I am.

Uh, no.
There's a personification

of death in the bible,
but he sure

doesn't look like some [ Bleep ]
cartoon character.

Well, I suppose Jesus
has a point.

Gladys, what do you think?

Oh, it is not my place
to judge, lord.

Oh, stop fronting, Gladys!

Now, now, Gladys.

This is no time for modesty.

I kind of think dying
is scary enough

without a robed skeleton

with a Kn*fe popping out at you.

Thank you!
Fine. I'm not

sticking around
if I'm not wanted.

But I have one more thing
to say. Ha ha!

You can't do that!
Did it.

You can't die in heaven!
Dad, tell him!

Well, actually, you can.

You see, if you die in heaven,
you go to...

superheaven.
What?!

Superheaven is awesome!

Whoo! Whoo-hoo!

What happened to your baby,
Precious?

I ate my baby.

I ate all my babies!

[ Roaring ]

No!

[ Roaring continues ]

Babies!

[ Roaring continues ]

No army!

[ Roaring continues ]

Where's my babies?!

Yep, that's pretty much
"Precious."

Wow, that doesn't sound
oscar-worthy at all.

That's how I felt!
I guess

I don't have to rent it.

Mentos!

The freshmaker!

Okay, you boys go play
cowboys and indians,

and I'll be right back.

Okay, mom!

[ Grunts ]

[ Gasping ]

Don't fight it.

Don't fight it.

[ Straining ] Why?

Yeah.

Well, come on.
Let's get him in the oven.

Honey, slow down.
Slow down, please.

No, I gotta go fast!
Gotta go fast!

On the way there, drilling,
drilling, drilling.

Oh, gosh! It's coming out!

It's coming out!
No, don't--

It's coming out
all over the place!

Ugh, and it just keeps
coming out!

I can't--I can't stop it!
Oh, dear!

I went too fast!
Tony, it's not stopping!

Don't get it on that seagull!

[ Seagulls crying ]

My name is Dora the Explorer.

And I fear this mountain...

will be my grave.

A snowman! I love snowmen!

Is there anything
you don't love, Boots?

Tell her, man. Tell her

her hair looks like
Javier Bardem

in "No Country for Old Men."

This is your chance, Boots.

Don't puss out.

Nope!

You p*ssy.

[ Dramatic music plays ]

Swiper, no swiping!

Swiper, no swiping!

Swiper, no swiping!

B-but, Dora, I'm dying!

I have severe altitude sickness!

See this face?
Y-yes?

This is my
"not giving a [ Bleep ]" face.

Which way should I go?

[ Clicks, dings ]

Right! Good choice!

Huh? No.

I'm pretty sure
you said this way.

Oh, you didn't?

Well, maybe in just this
one instance

I could ignore your advice?

Fine!

[ Panting ]

Here's another choice for you.

Guess which finger.

I hope you guessed the one
that means [ Bleep ] You!

Dora! Boots!

Diego!

I'm coming, too!

W-what was that?

[ Cracking ]

Dora!

Where is your safety harness?

Payback's a bitch.

Help!

I'm coming, Diego!

[ Bird screeches ]

I rescued some condors once!

Are you here to return
the fav--ow!

Why didn't we learn
from the crocodile hunter?

Dora?!

Aah, I can't...hang...on!

It's okay, Dora.

It's time for me to
"Go, Diego, Go..."

to heaven!

Diegoooooooooo!

We did it!

[ Band plays upbeat tune ]

[ Music stops ]

I'm an explorer.

Food is food.

[ Trembling ] Help...me.

Got you something.

[ g*n clicks ]

[ g*n clicks ]

You bitch.

[ Trembling ]
Reaper, no reaping.

Reaper, no reaping.

Reaper, no--

[ Shouts, chuckles ]

[ Laughs nervously ]

Well, Mr. Fasolo, it looks like

you've developed a kidney stone.

You shall not pass!

Bruce Willis starred in
"The Fifth Element."

Then he starred
in "The Sixth Sense."

Now he's pushing the boundaries
one step further.

Bruce Willis in...

"The Seventh Vowel."

Everyone knows
"a," "e," "I," "o, " "u, "

and sometimes "y,"

but there's another vowel
out there.

It's Ughhrt.

Ughhrt.

Uhrt.

Ughhrt.

Uhrgz?

Ughhrt.

Wughrnt.

Yippee-ki-yay, mother Ughhrt!

Coming this summer
to a theater near urghhrt.

♪ Flying car, flying car ♪

♪ Love cruisin'
'round in my flyin' car ♪

Ugh, Herman,
you have less than / t*nk.

I'll drive on the regular
road when it's / of a t*nk.

You will not take that risk.

There are children in this car!

♪ Flying car, flying car ♪

♪ Bitch must have forgot
who paid ♪

♪ for this flying car ♪

I can hear you.

Eat, and you will be
as god is--

knowing good and evil.

I don't know...

Just do it, you p*ssy.

[ Chomping ]

Oh, my god.

We're...naked!

Yes, your nakedness
is shameful!

Cover yourselves!

I'm sorry.
We--we didn't know!

Now you see
the world as I do!

Wait, you knew we were naked

this whole time
and didn't say anything?

Well, you weren't
supposed to know!

Yeah, we get that.
But you did know.

My [ Bleep ] just
swinging on out here!

Thanks for the heads-up.

Let's move on.

Come on, god!

We had a conversation while

I was jogging yesterday.

These things must have been
flying everywhere.

No wonder you were distracted.

Well, I work
in mysterious ways.

Hey, god,
were you checking out

my girl's tits?
Uh...

[ Thunder crashes ]

Get out! Get out of the garden.

You're both banned.

Yeah, we busted him.

Yeah,
you enjoy childbirth, bitch!

Okay, sir.
Just sit back, cross your arms

over your chest,
and wait for the water.

I know what to do, stupid!

Ow! Oh, god!

Why is there no water! Ow!

Who's next?!

Shhh!
Warnah Bwoathas standards

and pwactices says
I'm not awowwed

to use a g*n anymore.

That's my wivewihood.

I'll show them.

[ Laughing ]

[ Sobbing ]

You shall not pa--

[ Horn blares ]

[ Circus music plays ]

[ Ah-woogah! ]

[ Ah-woogah! ]

[ Children screaming ]

[ Truck horn blares ]

[ Horn blares ]

[ Giggles ]

[ Sobbing ]

Whew!
Nothing funny about this.

[ Horn honks ]

I know your father
loved you very much.

[ Water splashes ]

[ Chickens Clucking ]

Stoopid Monkey.