03x15 - Tubba-Bubba's Now Hubba-Hubba

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Robot Chicken". Aired: February 20, 2005 –present.*
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American adult animated comedy with a series of pop-culture parodies about everything.
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03x15 - Tubba-Bubba's Now Hubba-Hubba

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It's alive!

Sorry about AIDS.

That was me.

Ooh hoo!

Mantenna and Grizzlor are
attacking the Whispering Woods!

We need She-ra...

Shh!
Kowl, this is not a good time.

Not a good time?!

But they're slaughtering the
Twiggets!

The Twiggets will have to
wait!

Adora has a visitor.

A visitor?

What kind of visitor?

Her "Aunt Flow" is in town?

Adora doesn't have an
Aunt Flow.

Madame Razz, where is Adora?!

Shadow Weaver and Leech are
attacking the Crystal Castle!

Sorry, Spirit.

She can't help you right now.

But we need She-ra!

Adora's riding the
"cotton pony," if you get my meaning.

She got another horse?

No, Spirit, it's not a
real...

I turn into Swift Wind!

Can this cotton pony do that?

Madame Razz, Catra, Scorpia,
and Entrapta

are attacking
Castle Bright Moon.

She-ra is unavailable, Bow.

Unavailable?

Yes!

Adora is... "floating on the
crimson tide" right now.

What the hell does this have
to do with a particular type

of Algal Bloom common to the
Eastern Gulf of Mexico?

Never mind!

Neither Adora nor She-ra can
help any of you right now.

Come back in, say, five days.

Maybe four, if it's a light
month.

But we need She-ra!

This is outrageous!

Shut up! Shut up!

Shu-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-t up!

What does it take to get some
peace and quiet around here?!

You want She-ra?

Is that it, huh?!

Here she comes!

For the honor of Grayskull,

I am She-ra!

Now get out of my way!

Oh, deary, me,
this isn't good.

Why do I always have to be the
one...

Come here!

No, wait!

Unh!

Ya-a-a-a-h!

Hyah!

Ow!

Ohh!

Aah!

Why, you...

Hey! Ow!

Ow!

Get over here!

Hey, my ey...

Oh!

Oh, no, you don't!

Hyah!

Aah! Aah!

There!

Now can I get some f*cking
sleep?!

Aah! k*ll me!

Please k*ll me!

Shut up!

Hi, thanks.
It's a sweater.

Uh...

What are we gonna do?

We don't stand a chance of
getting laid without a car!

Everybody's got a sex machine
but us.

Guys, guys,
are you kidding me?

We're surrounded by
possibilities.

These parts could be
sex-o-matic...

...vibromatic...

...vulva-matic.

Why, it could be hump lightning!

# We'll get some lubrication and
slide it up #

# And down these rods #

# Circle jerkin' #

# I got my wiener workin' #

# Fill it with libido #

# And show it to the hormone
gods #

# I'm so excited #

# My rocket's just ignited #

# And then we'll show it all
our moves #

# And we'll sic it on
some boobs #

# And we'll surely be hit when
we're bringing back some tits #

# Hump lightning #

# Humpin', humpin', humpin' #
# Humpin', humpin', humpin' #

# Humpin' #

# Yeah #

Can't believe it's so cool.

Now go find us something to
hump.

Weren't we supposed
to make a car?

Yo, man!
What are you doing, man?

You can't hump a jukebox.

It's so crazy!

People are looking.

You're getting a bad rep.

# I'm fine #

# Me too #

# We're gay #

# How about you? #

# I'm fine #

# Me too #

# Tell on us,
and we'll tell on you #

Hi, Sherlock!

Hiya, girls!

# The story box #

It seems like the story box
wants to tell us a story.

Let's take a look inside.

Ooh!

Neato!

Wow!

Hey, hey!

What you want to be is a
si-i-i-i-i-n!

A si-i-i-i-i-n!

Just shut your eyes,
Sherlock!

Whatever happens,
keep them shut!

Aah! Aah!

Aa-a-a-a-h!

Aa-a-a-a-h!

Wow.

I hate biblical stories.

So, what are we doing?

Surprise me.

Hmm.

Perfect.

Hey, kids!

Feeling run down from all the
chemo, spinal taps,

and general malpractice-worthy
doctoring?

Sounds like you need some
critical love... stat!

Say hello to the
Intensive Care Bears.

Try Skin-graft Bear!

He's an inspirational patchwork
of love.

He smells like morphine
sulfate!

Feeling run down?

Give a wheeze for Severe
Combined

Immune Deficiency Syndrome Bear,
or "SCIDS" for short!

We both want to walk on
grass!

And let's not forget
low T-cell Bear.

Being born with AIDS won't
slow him down!

The Intensive Care Bears...
they're a cure for your heart!

Intensive Care Bears only
cure your heart metaphorically.

Some bears may cause rash,
infection, loss of vision,

and/or loose stools.

I never thought I'd see the
day.

# Doo-wop, doo-wop #
# Doo-wop doo-wop,


# Doo-wop doo-wop #
# doo-wop #

I'm gonna get it!
I got it!

Oh, my...
Oh, my god!

Star Wars, Spongebob, Batman,
Harry Potter

- the world of LEGO has all
your favorites!

Now get ready for the
oscar-winning "Babel. "

Awesome!

I am a Moroccan boy!

I am going to sh**t that bus!

Blam blam!

Tour bus playset unfolds to
reveal all your

favorite characters,
like Brad Pitt!

Help! My wife!

I need a doctor!

Turn this bus around!

This country's full of Muslims,

and I'm scared like a little
girl!

Thrill to action and

excitement at the U.S. /Mexican
border!

Ay, caramba!

Even comes with a
Rinko Kikuchi figure.

I feel funny.

"Babel" playset comes with
everything shown here.

Pretentiousness sold separately.

From LEGO!

Aww!
Coochie-coochie-coo!

Look at the baby!

What a cute little baby!

Aww!
Look at the little!

Aww!
Who's a baby?

Papa smurf!
Papa smurf!

It is smurfing like
a mother smurfer!

What if the dam breaks?!

This is exactly why I'm
Papa smurf and you're just,


uh... uh...

Which smurf are you?

I'm Army Corps of Engineers
smurf.

That dam was smurfed by the
finest construction crew

the forest has to offer.

I didn't evacuate when them
chipmunks went rabid,

and that was bad!

Sure as hell ain't evacuatin'
for a little rain...

Aah!

Destruction, devastation,
a community in ruins.

How did it come to this?

Why did the dam fail?

I've spent my entire adult
life searching

for the smurf village!

How did Anderson f*cking Cooper
find it in less than a day?!

Meow.

And where is the King during
the greatest crisis

the forest has ever known?

Papa smurf says the King
doesn't care about blue people,

and Papa smurf is always right
because Papa smurf...

Papa smurf!

What is it, Brainy?

Usually the other smurfs kick
me out of the village

when I start talking too much,
but...

There are no smurfs left!

Ha ha ha!

This is the best day of my life!

Ahh.

Triumph at last!

Ahh!

Hello.

It's Gargamel.

Yes, the usual.

With fried rice, please.

For one.

# Ba-bawk bawk bawk #
# Ba-bawk bawk bawk #

# Ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
Bawk bawk #

# Ba-bawk bawk bawk #
# Ba-bawk bawk bawk #

# Ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
bawk bawk #

# Ba-bawk bawk bawk #
# Ba-bawk bawk bawk #

# Ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
bawk bawk #

Ba-gawk! Bawk.

Ugh!
I hate when this happens.

The episode we wrote was a
minute too short.

Quick, guys!
Bring out the wheel of ideas!

Farting retards getting kicked
in the balls it is.

# La la-la la-la la-la #

Ow! Hey!

Ohh!

I'll get you!

Ow! Quit hitting me in the face!

Hyah!
Ohh!

You can't kick me,
but I'll fart on your face!

Yes, intelligent humor!

The greatest!

Hey!
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