01x18 - The Sack/Adultizzle Swizzle

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Subtitles by JokerXtreme

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The makers of
Grand Larceny: San Diego...

are back with
the ultimate street experience.

Over hours of original gameplay..

from the authority of
balls to the wall action!

sh**t your parents!

Urinate on the homeless!

Kick a puppy!

Play head-to-head or online!

Make sweet, sweet love to your hot cousin...

or your hot cousin's
mentally disabled friend!

Take out your aggression
the old-fashioned way...

with a motor vehicle!

Extra points for family members!

Unlock expert modes and
characters like Bam Margera!

Rated "E" for Everyone.

Work it, work it, I wanna wa...

That was berry rude. Berry, berry,
berry rude to touch my radio!

Do you understand the words
that are coming out of my mouth?

Bitch, don't nobody understand the
words that are coming out of yo mouth!

Watch one of the tapes...

and if you like the girl
we'll arrange a meeting.

So... I can pick
any tape?

Any tape.
Good luck homie.

I like trees and dolls and ponies,
if they don't keep me up at night...

long walks by the cliffs,
and nice catholic men.

Hope to meet you soon.

I think I just sh*t out
my heart.

I wonder if she puts out.

You know, umm, when a butterfly,
like when he flaps his wings...

that has a huge effect
all the way around the world...

like in Japan and stuff.

Really?

No regrets!

Blow out the candles, Grandma!

- Grandma?
- Mom?

Oh, no, Mom.

Wait, wait, wait for me.
What did I miss?

Ah. I really needed this.

You are finished now Mr. Joe.

You want happy ending?

Uh, what? Oh, no, no.
Hmm, I'm not into that.

Oh, ya-ya-ya!
Very good happy ending.

No, no, really. It's... that's okay.

- No, hey no...
- Happy ending.

- He, hey! Hey! But hey, get away from me!.
- Happy ending!

- S... somebody help me!
- Happy ending!

Yeah, happy ending!

Happy ending!

Oh, ya-ya-ya!

O... officer! You gotta help me!

What's going on here?

Happy ending!

Oh, no!

- Happy ending!
- Hey man, get outta my room!

Sorry. Excuse me. Sorry.

- Happy ending!
- I'm not dressed.

- Sorry! Watch out! Excuse me!
- Happy ending!

- Excuse me! Coming through!
- Happy ending!

- Out of my way!
- Happy ending!

Happy ending! Happy ending!
Happy ending! Happy ending!

Happy ending!

Noooooooo!

With massage,
you get the egg roll. Happy ending!

Mmm. It's good.

It's only women's soccer.
Nobody cares.

What the...

My name is Neo and I'm
going to b*at you robots!

My name is Constantine and
I'm going to defeat you demon!

I’m the guy from Speed
and I’m going to stop you..

famous character actor, Dennis Hopper!

- Cut.
- Hi. I'm Keanu Reeves.

I've beaten the world of acting...

and now I'm going to b*at
the world of breakfast sausages.

They're tasty!
Don't believe me?

Listen to these breakfast fans!

Oh, hello.
I did not notice you... there.

I'm a fan... of sausage.

I like Keanu's sausage... the best!
... to eat!

They are so juicy. I cannot
start the day without...

an amazing sausage
in my mouth.

That's where Keanu comes in.

Wow. That's good sausage!

Oh, very good, Billy.

Just delightful, Judy.

Excellent, Emilie.

Ok people,
stay cool!

- Where are the plans?
- What?

- Where are the plans?
- I... I don't... I don't know...

Plans!

Kinda busy here Chief!

Wow, wow, wait, wait.
Did you say Eisenhower Middle School?

Um, uh, sorry everyone.
Just a drill.

Mrs. Dorsey?

What happens when
monkeys are set loose...

on a deserted island?

And what happens
if that island is booby-trapped...

with thousands of landmines?

Crazy Monkeys on Landmine Island!

When subterranean munitions meet
those semi-intelligent simians...

the results are outrageously loud!

And the party really gets started
when Snoop Dogg makes the scene!

Hey y'all, snibbity diggity.

Crazy Monkeys on Landmine Island!

Michael Flatley is
the lord of the dance.

Darth Vader is the lord of the Sith.

Like dude, what are we doin' here?

Camp Crystal Lake...

supposedly haunted
by a machete-wielding spook

named Jason Vorhees.

We should make like hockey
sticks and get the puck outta here!

Well hello there!

It's Don Knott and Phyllis Diller.

We're the camp councilors.

Of course after this gig, I'm the
one who's gonna need counseling!

I suggest we split up!

Shaggy and Scooby
you check the campground.

Velma, you check the woods.

Daphne and I will check out the bunkhouse...

and have some of that
nice sex until you get back.

Sex? You? With her?

But with that dickey, you couldn't
even bag an old bag like me!

It's an ascot, you old whore! An ascot!

Well, your "ascot" laid out
by this old whore, dickey.

This place gives me like the heebie jeebies!

Ruh-huh!

Rooby snack!

Oh, yeah, yo boy!

Man... I am one sad, dog food eating hippie!

Like, sorry man. My mistake.

The k*ller!
Run Scoob!

Better Shaggy than me.

Gosh Freddy! Are we really
gonna go all the way?

If one more person
says something about my ascot...

I'll... damn it's fashionable!

That must be Jason's dead mother!

This explains everything.

That must be Jason's dead mother!

This explains everything.

Fred, you're an assh*le!
And that ascot makes you look gay.

Her first! k*ll her first!

The virgin always lives the
longest in these horror movies!

God, my life sucks!

You think your life sucks?

One of my apartment tenants
might be a flaming h*m*.

And that ain't it all.
Somebody k*lled me!

Now, we'll see
who Jason Voorhees really is.

Old man Phillips? But why?

Spanish doubloons
worth hundreds of dollars...

are sitting at the bottom of the lake.

They would have all mine
if it weren't for you meddling kids.

A bunch of coins?
All my friends are dead!

They're dead
and I am still a virgin. A virgin!

You know, we can fix that.

Your skin is... soft.

Oh... my sweet.

- Oh, wow.
- Yes.

I know a lot about pleasing a young child.

Give it to me, wise man.
Give it to me.

Ok, here you go.

Oh, I think I've got a clue.

I've got little to no sensation
in lower half of my body.

- Oh... oh...
- Yeah, yeah!

- What a mystery
- That's what I'm talking about.

- Yeah.
- It's good!

- Oh!
- Oh, this is gonna be a long one.

- Oh, my keyhole!
- Ouch, my back is...

Oh...

Stupid monkey.