Abominable Christmas (2012)

[bunniefuu]

[ chirping ]

[ music playing ]

[ chirping ]

[ laughs ]

Oh, just look at it.

It's so beautiful.

All that color.

All I see
is trouble.

I'm just looking
at the lights, Adam.

I'm not doing
anything wrong.

That's fine.
Just do your looking

from behind
this rock, please.

Don't you want to see?

Awesome. Amazing.

Best thing
I've ever seen.

Can we go home now?

[ sighs ]
Fine, scaredy-cat.

Let's go.

[ growling ]
Ahh!

[ whimpers ]

[ sighs ]

Oh, Dad, it's just you.

Huh?

You're lucky
it's just me.

What have I told you
about walking around
in the open?

What if a human
saw you?

I only wanted
to look at the lights.

That's all it takes.

You didn't even
hear me coming.

Yeah, but you're you.

If you were human,
I would have heard you.

Abby, that is
not the point.

It only takes one time.

You know
what humans are like.

You know what
they're capable of.

But, Dad,
you've met one human.

They can't all be bad.

I mean, how can
humans be so awful

when they make this?

The colors,
the lights, presents,

the music, the food!

They have so much fun
at Christmas.

We come here every year,

but we never get
to see any of it.

Christmas isn't about presents
and all that stuff, Abby.

It's about family,
being together,

which means staying
safe on the mountain.

But, Dad--
No buts.

I couldn't bear it if
anything happened to you.

I know it's hard,
sweetie.

There are
so few of us left,

and we have so little land
left to hide in.

I just don't want you
to end up in a cage.

And you, Adam,

I expect more from you.

She made me
come here.

You think
I care about lights?

I was scared, promise.

I don't want you
to be scared.

I want you to be smart.

Promise me you'll
look after your sister

and keep her
out of trouble.

I promise.

Thanks a lot.

You're welcome
a lot.

I'm gonna go catch
a few fish for dinner.

Stay safe.

DAD: Stay safer!

[ gasps ]

Hmph.

[ snowmobile engine racing ]

All right,
where are you?

No signs of subject.

Surroundings are
perfectly white,

meaning subject
is either

totally camouflaged
or not present.

Tense, yet attentive,

the scientist must
remain ready at any--

I don't
need to be writing
all of this, do I?

[ gasps ]

Isn't that...

Margaret Knowhow. See?

This is exactly
the kind of situation
Dad warned us about,

but did you listen? No.

Shh.

What is she doing here?

Same thing she does
every year.

She looks for us.

You know,
Dad should talk.

If he hadn't been seen
by her all those years ago,

then maybe we could
run free up here.

Get down!

Use your head.

She could see us.

She could
capture us.

Or even worse,
Dad could find out.

Okay, Margaret, if you
were an Abominable Snowman,
where would you hide?

Think like a snowman.

Think abominably.

[ rustling ]

Lower elevation
has more food,

but I suspect you stay
as high as possible,

giving you
better hiding places.

She's coming
right towards us.

We have to go
up the mountain.

You heard her.
That's what she expects.

We have to go
down the mountain.

We're not supposed
to go down.

We're supposed to go up.

Dad is up the mountain.

We don't want
to lead her to him.

Down the mountain.
Trust me.

Whoa!

Dad said I was in charge.

No, he said to make sure
nothing happens to me.

I'm in charge.
You're my bodyguard.

[ groans ]

[ gasps ]
Whoa!

It can't be.

It can't be!

It is!

Gotcha.

Uh-oh!

[ growls ]

ABBY: Whee!

[ gasping ]
Can we slow down?

[ laughs ]

[ sputters ]

Whaah!

[ Abby laughs ]

Whoo hoo! Whee!

This is so much fun!

[ laughs ]

Let's do that again!

[ groans ] Let's not.

[ dog barking ]

Abby?

No, no, no,
no, no, no, no!

[ latch opens ]

Huh?
[ gasps ]

[ grunting ]

A little help?

[ typing ]

[ sighs ]

[ grunts ]

Don't get up, really.

You might hurt yourself.

[ grunting ]

[ panting ]

Thanks for
the help, Matt.

Hmm.

Where's Dad?

Yes, I know, but if
we lose two weeks,

we'll never
deliver on time.

Well, if your client
had delivered that

on time as promised--
Yes, yes.

I know. I--I know.
But if you...

[ sighs ]

Who's ready for dinner?

Abby? Adam?

Margaret.

[ groans ]

[ laughs ]

[ giggles ]

Time to go, Abby.

Abby, what are you doing?

Uh, escaping
the crazy lady?

Into a house
with three other humans

who will put us in a cage?

No wonder
you're in charge.

You're a genius.

That little girl
looked just like us,

except, you know,
hairless.

She's harmless,
and the two male ones

don't seem
to notice anything.

What did Dad
say about humans?

[ gasps ]
We can act like

one of those
wolf creatures that
live in the house.

You mean a dog?
Yeah.

When we're ready to go,
we'll just whine

when we get inside
like we have to pee,

and she'll let us out.

That breaks
all of Dad's rules.

Except for the one
where he said you
had to protect me.

Heh.

[ music on headphones ]

Hey, Matt, want to help me
decorate the tree?

[ typing ]

Hmph.

[ scratching ]

[ laughs ]

Dad!

Dad, can I get a doggie?

Yes, whatever, dear.

I need to finish this call.

[ laughs ]

Can I have
two doggies?

Fine. Fine.

Sorry about that.
My daughter.

Something
about toffees.

Hey, there,
little doggie.

Meow.

Dogs bark.

Oh. Um...

woof! Woof!

What kind of dog
are you?

Do you want
some water or food?

Be right back.

This is so much fun.

[ typing ]

Great. Dad has to be
really worried right now.

That's why you
need to stay here

and protect me.

He'll be happy later
when he finds out

you made such
a good, safe decision.

What is better?

Outside running
from the crazy lady

or in here with lights,
music, chocolate?

How do you always
get your way?

It's a lot
of hard work.
Trust me.

Fine,
but as soon as possible,
we're back up the hill.

And, remember,
we're dogs.

Wahoo! Hee hee!

I didn't have
any dog biscuits,

so I figured that I'd--

Cookies!

[ groans ]

Good job
with the whole

pretending to be
a dog thing.

Oops.

No way. No way.

No way. No way. No way.

This can't be happening.

Please, ma'am.
We're very gentle.

If you open the door,
we'll just go
back outside.

No need for
any rash decisions
or sudden movements,

and definitely
no need for any cages.

This is...

awesome!

I have talking dogs!

Or you
could see it
as a positive,

also a valid
reaction.

Also, dogs can't talk.

We're
Abominable Snowmen.

Looks like they
made it into town.

Time to go
incognito.

Christmas with humans.

What could be worse?

My dad isn't
a big fan of pets
or messes.

What about your mom?

Well, she's...

Our mom's gone, too.

I used to decorate the tree
with my mom, but...

We'd love to help you.

Do you know how?

I don't know
much about lights,

but I do know trees.

[ laughing ]

[ laughs ]
Go, Abby.

Uh-oh!

[ laughs ]

Whaah!

[ sighs ]

Got it.

[ typing ]

[ giggles ]

[ claps ]

There's no light
coming out.

How do we
make them shine?

You have to plug them in.

Whoo hoo! Whaah!

Whoa!

[ Abby yips ]

Whoa!

[ giggles ]

Watch out!
Flying brother!

[ crash ]

[ door opens ]
FATHER: Lily,

please keep it
down in there.

It sounds like you're
throwing a party.

[ door closes ]
[ laughs ]

We kind of are.

It's kind of fun.

I'm kind of stuck.

[ both laughing ]

[ grunts ] Whoa.

Ahem.

[ grunts ]

Abby?

[ giggling ]
[ grunts ]

Cool.

Whoo hoo!

[ knocking on door ]

[ door opens ]
It's okay, Lily. I got it.

[ gasps ]

[ panting ]

Uh, can I help you?

Yes. I'm looking
for some, um, creatures.

They're white,
very sneaky.

Creatures?

Well, yes.

You see,
I'm a scientist,

and I was out
researching them
in the woods.

I've only seen them
once 20 years ago...

What is she saying?

I don't know.
You keep talking.

Shush.

And if I could just
capture them, you know,

show the scientific
community a live specimen,

ah, you can only imagine
the grants, the research.

We'd definitely
research the beasts...

[ gasps ]

and then finally
they'll see

I was right,
I'm not crazy! [ laughs ]

Of course you wouldn't
want people to think
that you were crazy.

That would be,
uh, baseless.

Stop pushing.

Are you sure?
No creatures at all?

White, fluffy ones?

Yes. Now if you'd
please take your arm
out of the door...

No dogs?

No. We have no dogs

or creatures
or anything of the sort.

We don't even have a fish.

Now, if you don't mind...

Thank you.
Now good evening.

You'll let me
know if you do--

see something?

Really, that woman was
a little pushy.

[ typing ]

Oh, Lily, the tree
looks wonderful.

Matt, did you
tell your sister
you like the tree?

Mm.

Do you like it, Daddy?

Absolutely.
You have an eye

for decorations
just like your mom.

[ panting ]

Lily,
why are there...

dogs in the house?

White, "furry" dogs,
to be exact?

You said I could
have them, Daddy.

Aren't they cute?

Where did you
get them?

I found them.

You found two
white, fluffy dogs?

Then a little later,
a woman comes by

looking for
white, fluffy dogs?

Lily, you know
you can't keep them.

They belong
to this other woman.

A crazy woman?

We don't know
that she's crazy.

Yes, we do.
Dad, you heard her.

They aren't her pets.
Woof!

And she wants
to put them in a cage
and do research on them.

Well, they belong
to someone.

I'm gonna call
the local pound

to see
if anyone is looking
for two white dogs.

Until then,
I suppose they
can stay here.

Thanks, Daddy.

Woof!

What kind of dogs
are they, exactly?

Um, you know,

uh, white Russian
fur trade dogs.

They are really rare.

[ panting ]

Ow!

I'll train them.

You'll barely
notice they're here.

Very odd dogs.

Hopefully Margaret
hasn't found them yet.

Whoa!

[ grunting ]

Well, well, well.

Out at night
with no tags.

That's a violation
of City Code 92.

I'm afraid I'm gonna
have to bring you in.

[ grunting ]

I can't have you endangering
innocent citizens.

Get in there, big guy,

[ sighs ]

Whew!

[ humming ]

"Boy, you did
a good job today,

Mr. Dogcatcher."

"Thank you,
Mr. President.

I was just
doing my job."

[ laughs ]

[ grunts ]

[ humming a tune ]

[ truck door closes ]

[ engine starts ]

Oh, you have
to try this.

These are my favorite,
chocolate macaroons.

Mm, that's great.

Try this, Adam.

[ groans ]

I think
I've had too much.

Yep, too much.

What else?

This is peppermint
ice cream.

Don't you like it?

It's a little cold.

Good, but, you know,
for us, everything is cold.

Now, what are those?

Oh, whatever it is,
it's awfully sticky.

That's a cupcake.
[ laughs ]

You're supposed
to eat it this way.

You might want
to take off the--

Never mind.

Can I have another one?

[ belches ]

[ stomach rumbling ]

I can't believe
I'm saying this,

but do you have
any vegetables?

Um, maybe we
should move on
to something else.

Like music.

[ gasps ]
Christmas music?

Yes.

Oh! I've always
wanted to hear some.

[ instrumental
playing ]

What are you doing?

Heh. Dancing. See?

You just
wiggle around.

Feel the beat.

[ both laughing ]

Whoo!

[ laughing ]

That's funny.

[ all laughing ]

FATHER: What's all
the noise about?

[ kids gasp ]
[ music stops ]

We're, um--

I'm just dancing.

[ panting ]

[ music resumes ]
[ laughs ]

Hey, sounds like fun.

Come on, Dad.

[ laughs ]

Hey. [ laughing ]

That looks nothing
like dancing.

[ both laughing ]

[ dogs barking ]

What are you in for?

[ whimpers ]

Ohh, canines.

[ entry bell rings ]

[ barking ]

Let's get
you boys fed.

Easy as 1,

uh, 2, 3.

Easy combo.

Here you go, boys!
Eat up!

Delicioso.

Man, this stuff stinks.

[ humming a tune ]

Out of my way, boys.

[ barks ]

[ whimpering ]

[ barks ]

[ sighs ]

You're not useful
at all, are you?

Okay. Okay.

[ entry bell rings ]
Okay.

Hello, ma'am.
How can I help you today?

MARGARET: Well,
let's say I think I saw
an animal somewhere

that I think
doesn't belong there.

Could you go
and pick it up?

Well, now, ma'am,
that all depends.

Our job is to collect
animals off the street

who may or
may not have homes.

We try to return animals
to their homes

and not take them out
of the above-said homes.

Does the animal
in question have tags
or a license?

Please verify.

I don't know.
Does that matter?

Well, if they
are registered
to that owner,

then I can tell you
really quickly

if they do in fact
belong there.

Are they livestock
or domestic animal?

For example,
is it like a cow or
like maybe a dog?

Please be specific.

Well, I guess
it's a little of both.

That's a cow,
and this is a d--

Oh, that's a cat,

but I have
a picture of a dog
somewhere back here.

I don't know. I've only
really seen it twice,

and that's what
I want to research.

The reason I ask
is that we do sometimes

pick up animals
from a domicile

if it is determined
that that house is not
zoned for livestock.

For example,
you cannot have chickens
in a kitchen.

Yes, great.
The place is not zoned.

Now can we go get them?

Absolutely.

If you
will just fill out
these forms there,

and once they've
been processed,

we can go investigate
your complaint

in three to five
business days.

But--
Ma'am,

it will only
take a few minutes.

Please use
a number two pencil.

[ sighs ] I've got
to find a way out of here.

[ laughter ]

[ grunting ]

[ sighs ]

Let's do this
Abominable style!

[ laughing ]

Whee!

Wow! [ laughs ]

There is
something strange
about those dogs.

[ laughing ]

Let's do that again!

[ groans ]

Really!
Oh, this is outrageous.

Great! So we'll
notify you in three
to five business days.

Thank you.
You've been so helpful.

Hey, Dave.

Hey, Al.
How's it going?

Oh, you know, the usual.
Listen to the kids

tell me what they
want for Christmas.

Real nice day.

Man, it is always good

to make people happy
at the holidays.

Don't you know it?

Santa can't be
everywhere at once.

Somebody's gotta help
the big guy out. Heh.

Well, make sure
the big guy puts me
on the nice list,

'cause I have
been pretty sweet
all year long.

You betcha!

Heh. I'll put in
a good word.

I will see you later,
Officer Al.

Ah, sure. I'll see you
in the morning.

♪ Rudolph,
the big-nosed reindeer ♪

[ whimpers ]

♪ Had a real bright
and shiny nose ♪

Yep. [ yawns ]

[ snoring ]

[ muttering ]

[ entry bell rings ]

What?

Who was that?

[ gate creaks ]

Oh h*. Oh, boy, oh, boy.

That could have
been real bad.

Good thing none
of the animals
got out. Phew!

Don't want to chase
any animals tonight.

[ yawns ]

[ snoring ]

[ exhales ]

Yes! I win!

♪ Oh, yeah,
go, Adam ♪

♪ Go, go,
go, Adam, oh ♪

[ laughs ]

Shh, shh.
[ barks ]

Oh, hi, Daddy.

Are you playing
a board game?

No, I'm just moving
all of our pieces around.

Ah. Well, I need to do
some last-minute shopping,

and I thought
you might want to go.

Whoo-hoo-hoo!
I'll get my jacket!

[ barks ]

Let's bring
the dogs, too,

give 'em a walk...

and make sure they
don't break the house.

Whoa!

Matt,
you want to come?

Ehh.

[ laughs ]

[ laughs ]

[ laughter ]

I can do this.

Hi, Santa!

Uh...

hello.

Santa, come on.
You're late.

Um, but--

Are you going to keep
all those kids waiting?

Yay!
Santa!

Wait your turn,
kids.

That is a great beard, Al.

Where'd you get it?

Much fuller than yesterday.

Nice touch.

So this year, Santa,

I want to be
perfectly clear

with what
I want from you.

So number one, a pony,

number two, a laptop,
number three, cellphone.

number four...

So that's it.

Try to get it right
this year, okay?

Yeah, I will make
extra sure you get
everything you deserve.

Not exactly...

So, what do you want?

A puppy to push around?

More candy
to fatten you up?

I want my mom
to be happy again.

She's always crying
since my dad went away.

I don't know what to do.

Can you help me, Santa?

Well,
that's a hard one,

but you are
on the good list,

so I'll see
what I can do,

but in the meantime,
you give your mother
lots of hugs.

You'd be surprised
how happy you
can make her.

Thank you, Santa.

Psst, Adam!
What?

Look over there. It's Dad.

Where?

Santa Claus in the middle
of the square.

Why is Dad
dressed like Santa?

Adam, get down.

Why should I get down?

[ gasps ]

Young Abominable Snowmen,

and, yes, I saw them
with my own eyes,

and, when I catch them,

you will have
your proof, too.

[ gasps ]

There they are!

It's her.

[ laughs ]
Quick!

Dad, we have to go.

And I want a dog,

and I'm gonna name him--

Abby!

Adam!

Sorry.

h* h*. Oh, gosh.
Sorry I'm late.

I couldn't find my Santa suit
for the life of me!

[ Abby laughs ]

[ groans ]

It's her.

Now, young lady,
you're gonna tell me
what is going on.

I make a point not
to run, so this had--

had better
be important.

It's my fault.

Don't be mad at Lily.

It talks?

[ both laugh ]

I knew there was
something strange
about those dogs.

[ groans ]

And you are two little
Abominable Snowmen,
who really don't exist,

but have somehow
ended up in my house

and are now
my daughter's pets

because you
wanted to see Christmas,

and there's
a crazed scientist

chasing you
and your father?

Okay, well,
let's be rational then.

[ laughs ]

The first thing is
to get you back to safety
and with your father.

But--
No.

Regardless of how completely
insane the situation is,

if anything ever
happened to you,

I don't know
what I'd do.

Now, I'm sure you didn't
mean to do anything wrong,

but your father
must be worried sick,

and here, you could get
into a lot of trouble,

especially with that
Margaret woman chasing you.

The safest place for you
is back in the woods.

I hadn't thought
about it that way.

I just wanted to see
the lights and presents.

Christmas is about
more than that, Abby.

It's about being
with your family.

I guess
we should go home.

Ah, finally!

Whoa!

[ laughing outside ]

I found them!

And how may I assist you?

The Abominable Snowmen,

I found them.

Finally, I can
resume my position

as the new bright
young zoologist,
no longer the outcast.

All those years
of being criticized
will soon be worth it.

Oh, they will
eat their words.

Uh, ma'am, did you just say,
"The Abominable Snowman"?

'Cause you do know
those don't exist, right?

Oh, they do.

I'll show you.

You see?

Huh?

Look! It's two dogs!

They aren't
wearing any tags!

No tags?

That's just not up to code!

Let's go!

[ footsteps ]

...prove what I said
so many years ago,

that Abominable
Snowmen exist.

[ laughs ]

[ knock on door ]

It has been brought
to my attention

that you have
two unlicensed creatures
in your domicile.

That is Latin
for "home."

We don't have
any animals here.

Unh!

[ nervous laugh ]

According to City Code
number 84297-alpha,

I have been authorized
to search this residence

and take the animals
into my custody.

See? There they are.

Ma'am, I'm gonna have
to ask you to step back!

[ growls ]

And what will happen

if the supposed animals
go into your custody?

We will hold the dogs
for a period of time,

allowing you to file
the proper paperwork.

That usually takes three
to five business days.

After that, the animals
can come home with you.

Otherwise, the animals
can at that time

be adopted
by any other family.

[ laughs ]

No one else will
be able to take them from
the pound in that time?

No, sir. The animals
will be guarded

around the clock
by myself or Officer Al.

Dad, no!

Please, you can't
let him take them!

It's only
for a few days.

Don't worry.

I promise
you'll be safe.

We'll find a way
to get you out.

For now, this
also keeps you

locked away
from Margaret.

You were right
about humans.

I'm sorry.

Hey, I'm your brother.

I'm going to make sure
you're okay.

Now, aren't you
the least bit flexible
with your policy?

Perhaps I can watch
the dogs.

Ma'am, as I told you,

the owner has three
to five business days

to file
the proper paperwork.

At that time, if he
has not laid claim
to these animals,

you can then file,
not before.

Thank you very much.

Have a nice day.

Yes, yes, I know.
The proper paperwork.

I don't have
that kind of time.

[ sighs ]

Perhaps I could
take some pictures
of the animals

at your facility for
scientific purposes?

I'll have to check
our regulations,

but, you know,
it's probably okay.

Just a picture.

Don't tell anyone.

Thank you.

Ahh.

I promise
we will get them out
of there safe, Lily.

[ knock on door ]

Lily...

were there any more
of those creatures?

[ gasps ]

Are you their dad?

[ sighs ]

Oh. Heh. Good.

I was worried you
were going to scream.

We don't have
a lot of time.

Wow, you are really big.

Where are they?

The dogcatcher took them.

I'm sorry.

It was the only way

we could keep them locked up
away from Margaret.

We have
to rescue them.

You don't know what
that woman is like.

Why is she so obsessed?

It's me.
When I was younger
and more careless,

she spotted me
in the woods.

She was a scientist,

but when she told
others about me,

they thought
she was crazy.

She's been obsessed
ever since.

Then we'd better go.

Okay, Lily,
you stay here.

[ typing ]

Watch your brother.

But, Dad,
you might need me.

Please, Lily?
I don't want any more kids
to be in jeopardy.

[ entry bell rings ]

I know something
everybody else does not.

I want to be heralded
with prizes and money
and fame...

Ohh!

Shh.

You think this'll work?

He won't just capture you?

I think it's
our only way in.

The back door
is bolted shut.

We don't want
to waste any time.

Let's go.

[ typing, music playing
on headphones ]

[ gasps ]

Will you put
that stupid computer down

and connect
with the real world
and your family

for, like,
five minutes, please?

The world is ending,
and you have no idea
whatsoever!

Hmph.

Hmph.

[ typing stops ]

Yes?

Oh. Um, I didn't
think you'd look up.

But, well, I'm not
sure where to start,

but, see, I got
these two dogs.

Well, they were
Abominable Snowmen,

and some crazy lady
is chasing them,

but then the pound
got them, and now Dad

and the Abominable Snowman,
their dad,

is trying to save them,
but I'm pretty sure

he's going to make it worse,
and I really need your help.

[ clock ticking ]

You don't believe me,
do you?

Of course I do.
What do you think

I've been blogging about
the last few days?

I mean, this is awesome!

Do you know how many
conspiracy theorists

there are
on the Internet?

I've gained thousands
of new followers,

a few advertisers.

Sorry.

So I agree Dad
is gonna mess this up.

Here's what we do.

[ dogs barking ]

Yes, I have
two confirmed specimens.

Well, if you
want the exclusive,
you'd better hurry.

I have offers
from Channel 12 and
the Innovation Channel.

Yes, I'll see you soon.

[ entry bell rings ]

Oh, and bring a couple
of camera crews.

You'll want
plenty of footage.

Question for you,
sir--

are you here to drop
that big dog off?

I'm afraid
we need to take those
two animals from you.

With flea spray
and a meat bone?

I am a trained
professional.

You must be joking.

Admittedly, not
the best weapons, but...

I'm sure they'll
still cause discomfort
and injury.

Now hand over the keys.

[ martial arts yells ]

I'll have you know
I was a three-time
badge champion

in the Scouts
in hand-to-hand combat.

No one messes
with my animals!

Dad!
Dad!

Abby! Adam!

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry
I led us all here.

We're together now,
and I know a way out.

[ grunts ]

Hey, I'm not
an animal!

Sorry, sir. I can't untie
the dangerous beast,

and I can't
let the beast go,
so you're stuck.

However, since you are
a human being, I will
need to do one thing.

Yep, that should hold you.

[ entry bell rings ]

What happened?

Okay, this man here
and the talking dog

tried to disarm me and
take the two other dogs.

Ohh!

[ gasps ]

Margaret.

[ laughs ]

That's terrible!
Are you okay?

That was very brave.

It was pretty brave,
but I'm just doing my job.

Well, I think
this really shows
that this man

is in no way fit
to take care of
these two dogs.

Perhaps now would be
the time to review

the paperwork
I submitted

a few days ago
on the two animals.

I think that I could
best take care of them
in this case.

FATHER:
No, please!

You don't know what
she'll do to them.

[ entry bell rings ]

Here! I think you'll
find all the paperwork
is in order.

Form 22857-delta?

h*. h*. How did
you know about that?

Little man, that is
so impressive.

I have my ways.

Truly, dude,
that is impeccable
paperwork.

Look at this.
Amazing,

totally amazing.
That's amazing.

I've never
seen that before.

Ah, looks like
these little guys
are all yours.

But--But--But--

You sure are
a big fella!

[ laughs ]
I'm very sorry.

I had no idea these animals
were protected, sir.

Well, you were only
doing your job.

Whoa!

Wow. [ laughs ]

[ gasps ] But...

you can't
let him have them!

[ all gasp ]

Hah.

[ laughs ]

Oh.

No one messes
with my daddy.

[ gasps ]
[ grunts ]

Ow.

[ growls ]

Ma'am, attacking
an endangered species

is a Code 186-niner-delta-bravo
x-ray-watermelon violation.

I'm afraid I'm gonna
have to call the police!

[ growls ]

Ohh!

Please don't make me
use my taser!

Well, if you don't
need us anymore...

Yeah, I got it covered!

Have a great Christmas.

[ tires skid ]

But--But--
But--But--But--

I'm here
for an interview.

Are you
Margaret Knowhow?

[ siren blaring ]

5-O! 5-O!

I'm gonna have to ask you
to step back!

But--But--But--

[ sighs ]

I can't thank you
enough for keeping
Abby and Adam safe.

I know you would
have done the same.

Well, I guess
this is goodbye.

Dad, can we
have them over for
Christmas dinner?

Yeah, Dad.

Please? We have
plenty of food.

[ chuckles ]

That sounds great.

Whoo-hoo!
Whah!

[ stomach
rumbles ]

[ belches ]

[ laughs ]

But--But--But--

[ sighs ]

Cool.

Oh, I almost forgot.

I got you
a thank-you gift.

[ laughs ]

Don't
look at me.

I had nothing
to do with this.

[ dog barking ]

[ gasps ]

I just figured
since we

had to go home
and everything,

you might miss
having a dog.

Just a little
thank-you.

[ barks ]
[ laughs ]

Can I keep him, Dad?

[ laughs ]

Fine.

[ all laughing ]

[ instrumental playing ]