♪ There's 104 days
of summer vacation ♪
♪ And school comes along
just to end it ♪
♪ So the annual problem
for our generation ♪
♪ Is finding a good way to spend it ♪
♪ Like maybe...
Building a rocket ♪
♪ Or fighting a mummy...
Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower ♪
♪ Discovering something that doesn't exist ♪
Hey!
♪ Or giving a monkey a shower ♪
♪ Surfing tidal waves,
Creating nanobots ♪
♪ Or locating Frankenstein's brain ♪
It's over here!
♪ Finding a dodo bird,
Painting a continent ♪
♪ Or driving our sister insane ♪
Phineas!
♪ As you can see
There's a whole lot of stuff to do ♪
♪ Before school starts this fall ♪
Come on Perry!
♪ So stick with us
'cause Phineas and Ferb ♪
♪ Are gonna do it all ♪
♪ So stick with us 'cause
Phineas and Ferb are ♪
♪ Gonna do it all! ♪
Mom!!
Phineas and Ferb
are making a title sequence!
Imagine you're a teenager...
You place your shiny,
hard-earned nickel into the coin slot.
Think of it.
All your favorite
bands playing all
their greatest hits
at any time you want.
You make your selection,
guiding your chosen 45-RPM
disc onto the magical
turning table, center stage.
Then, with the gentle noise,
an arm holding the needle
lowers itself and finds
its way into the groove.
You turn around, knowing the
song you've chosen more than
anything else twirls the
world what you're all about!
♪ I'm a jammie lad ♪
♪ I've got the smashing bird ♪
♪ And my trousers are mobbed and groovy ♪
This leads directly to the 1960's.
Oh, well, time to get this
beaut to the antique shop.
Ta, boys!
All your favorites bands playing all
their greatest hits any time you want.
Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today!
Hey, where's Perry?
Morning, Agent P.
We have a situation.
The royal Princess Baldegunde
from Drusselstein is in town.
She's here to give the Drusselsteinian
Favorite Son award to Mayor Roger
Doofenshmirtz during the unveiling
of the new Danville Opera House.
We assume Dr. Doofenshmirtz will do
something to disrupt the ceremony.
He's been buying up all the claw
machines in the Tri-State Area.
We don't know exactly what his plan
is, but do the math.
Princess, Opera House,
claw machines, stuffed animal.
You put that together and you get a...
Claw-Princess-Animal...
Uh, Stuffed-Claw-House...
Ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh..
Or a...
Or a Singing Animal Claw...
A Singing Claw...
Clawpera House...
Clawing...
Stuffy Stuffness!
Clawing House with a...
It's terrifying.
You must stop Doofenshmirtz and
make sure the princess is safe.
We don't actually have a
photo of her, but whatever,
she's a 15 year-old girl,
they all pretty much look alike.
Carl, put up a picture
of a 15 year-old girl!
Uh, now put a crown on her.
There!
There's your princess.
Oh wait, sir, I found a
picture of the actual princess.
All right, put it up there.
Oh!
Wow, what are the odds?
Well, it is a cartoon, sir.
What did I tell you about
breaking the fourth wall, Carl?
Sorry, sir.
At 2 o'clock, you have Gala Ball.
At 2:30, you have Premiere Gala.
At 3 o'clock, you have Gala-Gala Oxen Free.
Yes, yes.
But when do we make shopping
at fun American mall time?
Well, we have eleven
minutes until gala gathering, so
maybe we make six minutes
for American shopping at mall.
Oh, thank you, Royal Fake Daddy
Chaperone Servant Guiserblint!
Ah, Stacy, I tell my mom I'm
heading to the mall to get some
makeup and she hands me a
list of other stuff I have to get.
Why do I have to do everything?
Shop at the mall, bust my brothers.
Technically,
you don't have to bust your brothers.
Oh, really, Stacy?
Well, they're not gonna bust themselves!
Oh, great!
A sale.
Now guess who's gonna have to
go in there and try stuff on?
Call you later, Stace.
Since I have to do every thing!
You are my doppelgänger!
Your doppel-who?
My mythological exact twin!
My double who walks Earth same as me.
Whoa!
Cool!
I wonder if I have a doppelgänger, too.
Yes, that is me.
We are for each other doppelgängers.
Wait a second.
Does this mean if we
accidentally touch, we'll
rip apart the very
fabric of the universe?
Maybe.
We live!
I am Princess Baldegunde of Drusselstein.
And I am Candace of Flynn.
We should hang out today and make
freaking out on unsuspecting passersby.
I'd love to, but I got to finish
shopping and get back to my
brothers who are making some
impossible thing in the backyard.
You make life like American
teenage girls on TV!
For me, I do nothing, because everything
is done for me at clap of hands.
Yes, Your Highness?
No, no, sorry.
You may go.
I may go.
See?
I never get to do anything for myself.
And I have to do everything for myself.
I got it!
Let's go to the laundromat and
fill the dryers with cheese!
What?
No!
Let us trade lives.
Oh, I thought for sure on same
page, we were.
Hm.
Come, Candace of Flynn.
Oh, trade lives!
Yeah, good.
Wow!
Never before has such cheap
fabric touched royal skin.
This is like I'm wearing a cloud of butter.
Say, don't princesses need to
know a lot of manners and stuff?
Nope.
All you need is this.
They come!
Remember, clap clap.
Good luck.
Did you enjoy your six minutes in the
mall, Your Royal Highness?
Yes...
I am.
Bring me a glass of water...
and a cr*cker.
Okay...
Bring me an X-ray of a
kangaroo with three legs.
No, no.
The kangaroo has three legs.
Ah!
There you go.
I guess we could
send out invitations, but
that's the good thing
about a giant jukebox.
You build it, the party comes to you.
Pinnayus and Ferb!
Just look at you two!
You two are my younger brothers!
And of course, I am Candace,
your big sister, am I not?
Yes...
Yes is correct!
And shall we play together today, yes?
Hm, sure.
We're gonna construct a giant
jukebox here in the backyard.
Oh, goody!
Giant construction project
is my most favorite game!
Hey, Phineas!
What'cha doin'?
Today, we shall make play here in
the backyard as constructor persons.
And we shall make a giant-sized jukebox.
It is a most joyful way for all
of us to make play, is it not?
I'm outta here.
♪ Doofenshmirtz in a blimp again ♪
Ah, Perry the Platypus.
It's ironic that you
look like a stuffed
animal in one of those
claw machine games.
And by ironic...
I mean totally flat-out ronic.
And speaking of claw
machines, I've gathered
up all the arcade
claw machines in the...
Tri-State Area to make
one giant Super Claw...
inator.
My fascination with these started
when I was just a little boy.
Back in Gimmelshtump, one
day, when I was walking through
the Claw Machine District,
something caught my eye.
In this machine that
usually just has rocks
in it, there was an
actual teddy bear!
Fortunately, I had with me my allowance,
which I'd been saving for a whole year.
One three-cent coin.
I dropped it into a slot,
then carefully maneuvered
the claw toward the
beckoning fuzzy grail!
Odds were against me, but then it happened!
The miracle!
The claw grabbed the stuffed
animal, it was mine!
Then, like a knight
of yore, I gallantly
gave the prize to
my beloved mother...
who immediately turned around
and gave it to my brother, Roger.
I was crushed as I
watched Roger produce a
big red marker and
write his name on the toy.
And then afterwards proceed to do the same
to my mother, claiming both as his own, and...
Effectively shutting me
out of the family dynamic.
So now, with my giant claw, I will
wreak vengeance on my brother,
and take away his giant Opera House!
So, what's new with you?
And where would you like
your bucket of gold?
Yeah, just put it there at the end.
Okay, you can go now.
Wow, I've been given
all this power and how I've
chosen to use it is to run
through gold coins barefoot.
I'm a genius!
Okay, now I hammer.
Hammer?
Hammer?
Your legs do not appear to be broken.
You are right!
Broken, they are not!
I can be fetching hammer for
myself, can I not?
Here I go!
Never so much fun have I had!
Wow!
Candace really seems to
be enjoying herself today.
And she seems to have acquired an
upper-class Drusselsteinian
speech pattern.
Yeah.
Let's just go with it.
♪ Going to the Opera House ♪
♪ Woot! ♪
♪ Woot! ♪
C'mon, Perry, sing along!
W-W-Wait.
What are you doing?
Whoa!
Got to reach controls!
Woot!
Woot!
See? Everything works with the woots.
Hey, le...
L-Let go of that!
Woot!
Woot!
See, I'm tellin' you.
And the giant jukebox is done!
Now all we need to do
is fill it with music.
Hello, cute blonde boy with guitar.
Hey, cute redhead...
talking funny.
See ya after the set.
Her Majesty would like to run
through gold with no shoes?
Nah.
Been there, done that.
Wow.
Absolute power bores absolutely.
Hello?
Candace?
I need to ask you question.
How is pronounced the name of
cute blond boy with guitar?
What cute blond boy?
The one with band!
Is it "Jer-eh-mee" or "Jer-me"?
It's pronounced...
"stay away from him!"
Hello?
Hello?!
Okay, that tears it!
That's enough princess for today!
I want my life back!
Your Majesty!
City Hall Opera Gala is about to begin!
Stay away from Jeremy!
Is this a giant jukebox?
Have you told Mom yet?
I should be telling of the Mother?
Wait, stay right here!
I'll be right back!
Your Highness!
Your Highness!
Ceremony is about to start!
We go now!
You're messing up my trajectory!
Mom!
Mom!
Giant jukebox!
Come on, come on!
You missed it.
Giant jukebox, doppelgänger,
everything, all gone.
Cool.
To celebrate ze linking
of the two cultures and
ze lifetime achievements
of Roger Doofenshmirtz,
vill you please join
me in velcoming
Princess Baldegunde
of Drusselstein!
Like Roger Doofenshmirtz,
I grew up in a very different country.
Perry the Platypus, stop it!
I-I have to put down this jukebox
so I can pick up the Opera House!
I did it!
I...
Not strictly according to plan, but I...
Still, I have disrupted the ceremony.
Woot!
Woot!
See?
Everything works with the woot-woots.
It is a jukebox!
It is our jukebox!
Oh, this is most wonderful!
Citizens of Danville, I
had been come here today
to give you long boring
speech, but no longer.
Instead, I give to you...
twenty-five American cents!
Time for everybody to make
play as happy dancing persons!
Here is Cute Blonde Boy with Guitar!
Here we go!
♪ Beautiful, kind and gentle ♪
♪ And loving and softness and
sweetness and candy and gum ♪
A giant jukebox!
♪ Peppermint and pink flowers ♪
They built it!
Let's bring the party to them!
♪ And bunnies and happy
songs we can all hum! ♪
Oh!
Oh, no!
Everyone is enjoying themselves!
Even Roger!
Oh, my plan has failed!
♪ It's fun ♪
Curse you, Perry the Platypus!
♪ Slow down and look around you ♪
♪ Throw your... ♪
Oh, there you are, Perry!
I'm glad you weren't in the jukebox,
wherever that went.
Well, I think that's it.
You have both our
cell-phone numbers,
all emergency
contacts, and the number
of the hotel we'll be staying in at
the antique shower-head convention.
What do you plan on doing tonight?
I thought I'd have a few friends
over, like Stacy and Jenny.
Is that okay?
Sure!
But no wild parties.
Well, I guess I'll have to cancel the
death metal band and the fire dancers.
I kid!
Lawrence, you're not
wearing that on the plane.
I'm not on the plane yet.
We'll be back this time tomorrow.
Mom and Dad, your cab is here.
Bye, hon!
You're in charge.
Mind your sister, boys.
Bye!
Hey, Stace.
What are you doing tonight?
You and Jenny want to come
over and just hang out?
Do you need any help with
entertaining or snacks?
Listen, under no circumstances do
I want you to do anything crazy.
Or anything at all for that matter.
Just go up to your room and out of my hair.
Vamoose.
You sure?
We can make a nacho
launcher, or a dip fountain.
No.
How about a wasabi slide?
No.
Sorry about that, Stace.
Come over around...
Oh wait, I have another call.
Hello?
How about a mustard-go-round?
Phineas!
Okay.
Hey, where's Perry?
Come in, Agent P.
We've been having
trouble with our tubes
getting mixed up with
the city dump system.
We can't be 100% sure where you'll end up.
Perry the Platypus?
Where are you, Agent P?
Great googly moogly!
Well, hang tight,
I'll give you your mission.
Doofenshmirtz is up to no good.
He's been seen snooping around the
neighborhood apartment building.
Around the neighborhood apartment building.
Yes, I...
Yes, I've been doing that.
He's also been buying electrical equipment,
Buying electrical equipment...
checking...
and checking movie starting times online.
movie starting times...
online!
Let me tell it!
I wanna tell it!
I want to tell it!
Doofenshmirtz...
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
There is...
Wait...
Uh...
Ugh!
So, get him, Agent P!
And good luck.
Thank you.
Not you.
Too late, I'm lucky now.
You like that?
I call it a trap-a-lounger,
because it's
loungy and trappy
all at the same time.
Yeah!
Whoo-hoo!
Hoo!
I took the liberty of bringing some
DVDs for our party viewing pleasure.
Uh, it's not a party.
For our not-a-party viewing pleasure.
Candace, this is my cousin, Sara.
Hello.
She's visiting for the weekend.
Is it okay if she hangs out with us, too?
Well, my mom said I could
have a couple people over.
Sure, come on in.
Hey, aren't you Phineas and Ferb's sister?
That must be awesome for you.
Yeah.
You'd think so, wouldn't ya?
So my mom told me to clean
up my room and I didn't have
any shoes on, so I started
picking stuff up with my feet,
and I turned it into a
game with myself, like,
"Can I Clean Up My Whole
Room With My Feet?"
And I did.
Oh, it's Coltrane.
Hello?
Coltrane and Jeremy's gig got cancelled.
Can they come over?
Over here?
Uh, Coltrane and Jeremy?
Hey, what's two more?
Bring it!
Awesome!
So, let me tell you my evil scheme.
Not too long ago, I used to
sit right over there and watch
free movies on the drive-in
movie screen across the street.
'Course, I didn't get the sound,
so I'd make up my own dialogue.
It was fun.
"Sheila, I love you,
but now I have to defuse this b*mb."
See?
Good stuff!
Gripping!
But, now look!
They built a giant
condominium blocking my view.
I tried to make up dialogue for it.
"I'm a condominium.
I'm just standing there."
See?
T-There...
Where's the fun in that?
It's always the same.
"I'm a building."
There's no story.
And I know what you're thinking,
why not just move
my chair over to that
window over there
with the unblocked view?
Well, then I'd have to move
this little table, too, and the...
And the lamp, and this
is the only electrical outlet.
It...
It seems easier to get rid of the building.
So, that is why I invented this...
the Go-Away-inator!
One blast of this ray, and
that building and everyone
in it, will instantly be
transported somewhere else.
Here on this wheel,
I've written many undesirable locations.
With one pull of
this string, a site is
randomly chosen, and
good-bye low-rent condo,
hello Hollywood high-budgets!
Hey, Candace.
Thanks for having us over to your party.
Oh, it's not a party,
and I'm glad you and your
entire band could make it over.
We wrote a new song.
I'd love to test it out on you guys.
Oh...
Ooh...
Uh...
A-As long as we agree
that it's just a test.
This isn't a party with a band playing.
It's just a small get
together, and you're
just gonna lightly
strum a test song.
Yeah! Yeah!
♪ It's funny how words ♪
♪ Are never what's heard ♪
Hey, we were just walking by and heard the music.
♪ 'Cause still I don't know what you're thinking ♪
Isn't this Phineas and Ferb's house?
Well, yes, but...
Awesome!
♪ We park and we talk ♪
Hey, Phineas and Ferb are having a party!
♪ We talk and we talk ♪
But, but, but...
Hold on...
♪ And I get this feeling I'm sinking ♪
I-It's just an intimate get together.
Hey, Phineas and Ferb!
Hey, guys!
♪ Press play and record at the same time ♪
A party!
It's not a party.
♪ And capture us both so uneasy ♪
This is awesome!
Hey...
♪ But all in good time ♪
When we get our own place,
♪ On eternity's dime ♪
it'll be like this everyday.
Let's find Candace.
♪ I'll lose this breath I've been holding ♪
No, no!
♪ Yeah ♪
No, keep it down.
♪ Cupid's in knots ♪
Just going to turn it down a little.
♪ All our nerves are shot ♪
♪ I'll lose this breath I've been holding ♪
La, la, la...
Hey, Candace.
It's a coold party!
It's not a party,
it's an intimate get-together.
Hey, Candace.
Thanks so much for hosting this.
Oh, sure.
Rock on...
What are you looking at?
If you want to stay down here,
sit over there and stay out of the way.
Okay.
Pork Rinds, coming your way!
Uh, snacks should not be airborne!
Any minute now, Perry
the Platypus, that building
will be relocated and
I can enjoy my view!
It just needs to warm up.
Let's savor this moment.
Right now, my plan
is working, you're
trapped, and the
Inator is warming up.
Yes, these are the good
moments, Perry the Platypus.
These are the good moments.
Is this the Phineas and Ferb party?
Sure is.
I brought Pork Rinds.
More pork rinds!
I didn't invite these people.
Who are they?
Now what?
Yeah!
Chip! Chip! Chip! Chip! Chip!
What's going on here?
Yeah!
Stop encouraging them!
We're just eating chips at the party.
Phineas and Ferb parties rule!
Yeah!
It's not their party, it's my party!
And it's not a party,
it's an intimate get together.
What was that?
Put that down.
Pardon me.
Use a napkin!
What's my Science
teacher doing here?
I never miss a
Phineas and Ferb party!
First of all, it's not a
party, but if it were a party,
it would not be their party,
it would be my party!
♪ Candace party!
Candace party! ♪
♪ It's not a party,
it's an intimate get together! ♪
♪ Candace party!
Candace party! ♪
♪ Don't call it that,
it's just a get together! ♪
♪ Candace party!
Candace party! ♪
♪ Don't spill your drink ♪
♪ Don't drop your food ♪
♪ Don't make the music
in the house go boom ♪
♪ Hey, don't use my
mom's good scissors ♪
♪ And please stay out of my room! ♪
♪ Take your feet off the chair ♪
♪ No running in the house ♪
♪ Put a coaster under that drink ♪
♪ Hey, these tchotchkes
aren't for juggling ♪
♪ And that's a toilet, not a sink! ♪
♪ It's not a party,
it's an intimate get together ♪
♪ Candace party!
Candace party! ♪
♪ Don't call it that,
it's just a get together ♪
♪ Candace party!
Candace party! ♪
Hi, Mom!
What?
What?!
I'm...
I'm sorry, I can't hear you over
Candace's intimate get together!
♪ Candace party! ♪
♪ Hey, what's this in this fishbowl? ♪
♪ I said don't play with the remote! ♪
♪ Hey close the door,
were you born in a barn? ♪
♪ Which one of you brought this goat? ♪
♪ It's not a party,
it's an intimate get together! ♪
♪ Candace party!
Candace party! ♪
♪ Don't call it that,
it's just a get together! ♪
♪ Candace party!
Candace party! ♪
♪ We're talking I to the N to
the T-I-M-A-T-E get together! ♪
♪ Whaaaat? ♪
♪ I to the N to the
T-I-M-A-T-E get together! ♪
♪ That's right! ♪
It's not a party.
It's for you!
Wait a minute, where are you going?
To the kitchen!
♪ Candace party!
Candace party! ♪
Hello?
Candace?
Mom!
Candace, is that you?
♪ Candace party!
Candace party! ♪
I can barely hear you!
What's all that noise?
Candace, are you having a party?
♪ Candace party, Candace party! ♪
No, no, no, no, Mom.
It's not a party,
it's an intimate get together!
♪ Candace party!
Candace party! ♪
Shut up!
♪ Candace party!
Candace party! ♪
Lawrence, there's something
weird going on at home.
I'm afraid we're gonna have to
cancel our trip and head right back.
Oh...
Oh, would you like to yank my chain?
Yes.
Yes, I would.
Any minute now,
my Inator will be all warmed up.
I should've gone solid state,
but this has got the tubes.
It's old-school, Perry the...
Hey, you've escaped!
Everybody, out the back way!
Let's go!
Out, out, out!
Great idea, moving the party outside.
It's getting hot in there.
Hey, guys!
♪ Candace party!
Candace party! ♪
Let's keep rocking!
No!
Now they're all partying in the backyard!
♪ Candace party!
Candace party! ♪
Why aren't they leaving?
♪ Candace party!
Candace party! ♪
They're here!
It's too late, Perry the
Platypus, I've pulled the string!
Any second, these condos will
disappear, and I will
watch free movies.
And you can't do a thing about it.
The entire party has disappeared!
Of course!
The same divine intervention that
takes things away for you guys...
took the party away for me!
I'm saved!
I wonder where the party went.
Some place nice, I hope.
Well, obviously, something's amiss.
Huh, let's review.
The Go-Away-inator which
missed the condo, should have
zapped whatever it hit
to an undesirable location.
Let me check my undesirable location wheel.
Stonehenge, Burbank...
my pants?
Why would I even write that there?
Oh, I see, I got it confused
with my dry-cleaning wheel.
Oh, okay, but...
Why do I have a dry-cleaning wheel?
"I am a dry-cleaning wheel.
Why do I exist?"
Perry the Platypus,
be a mensch and
push the reverse
button, would you?
Mom and Dad are here!
Hello, Mother, Father.
What are you doing back so soon?
I hope everything's okay.
♪ Candace party!
Candace party! ♪
There's a party
behind me, isn't there?
Candace, I trusted you!
I can't believe you threw a party!
I didn't throw a party!
Well, then, whose party is it?
♪ Candace party!
Candace party! ♪
Young lady, you are so busted!
Tell your friends
to go straight home,
and then go straight
up to your room!
Awww!
Oh, man!
Hey, everybody, the Candace party is over.
Awww!
Candace, if it makes you
feel any better, you accidentally
threw the most outrageous
party of the summer!
Thanks, guys.
I'll see you in a week.
Oh, there you are, Perry.
You missed Candace's party.
Totally, a platypus would
have put it over the edge.
Oh, Vanessa, thank
goodness you're here!
A platypus has tied
me up in my own pants!
How did my life get
to the point where
that is not a strange
sentence to me?
"I'm your daughter.
I will stop being
sarcastic and untie you."
♪ Don't spill your drink ♪
♪ Don't drop your food ♪
♪ Don't make the music
in the house go boom ♪
♪ Hey, don't use my mom's good scissors ♪
♪ And please stay out of my room ♪
♪ Take your feet off the chair ♪
♪ No running in the house ♪
♪ Put a coaster under that drink ♪
♪ Hey, these tchotchkes
aren't for juggling ♪
♪ And that's a toilet, not a sink! ♪
♪ It's not a party,
it's an intimate get together ♪
♪ Candace party!
Candace party! ♪
♪ Don't call it that,
it's just a get together ♪
♪ Candace party!
Candace party! ♪
♪ Candace party! ♪
♪ That's right! ♪
It's not a party.
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