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02x04 - Episode 4

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Kian's Bizarre B&B". Aired: April 8, 2025.*
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Kian84 manages an unconventional guesthouse, Kian Bizarre B&B, on Ulleungdo Island, providing a distinctive experience for young guests.

02x04 - Episode 4

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KIAN'S KARAOKE

♪ Ah, ah, oh, oh ♪

He needs to stop.

Yeah.

-[Jun-h*] Need a song change.
-[Kazuha] Almost time.

-Stop!
-[Jun-h*] Hey, man!

LOOK OVER HERE

-Hey, stop!
-Hey, man!

URGENT

-Shut it off?
-[Kazuha] Quickly.

[Jun-h*] He got it.

12:00 A.M.
THE SONG ENDS

Thank you.

-[Jeong-won] Awesome.
-[Don-hee] Encore!

[Jun-h*] Are you ready?

-You have the candles?
-Yeah.

Come on, guys. It's time for bed.

-[Hee-jeong] Show's over.
-He's tired?

But before that…

This person
is an incredible athlete to most,

but we all know them
as a leader and a friend.

-They're working so hard on this show.
-What?

What's this about?

I want to announce that

it's our very own staff member,
Kim Yeon-koung's birthday!

Come on.

Are you serious right now? Oh my God.

-Seriously?
-[Jae-eun] And we're here for it?

So that's why you wanted to stay up?

-It's on the 26th?
-[exclaiming]

Wow, it's past midnight.

-Happy birthday!
-[Jeong-won] That's why we stayed up late.

LIGHTING THE CANDLES BEHIND THEM

STANDING BY

-[Kian] I've embarrassed her with this.
-[Yeon-koung] Unnecessary.

Don't listen.
Let's sing the birthday song.

-[Kian] We don't ignore staff's birthday.
-Does everyone know it?

[guests cheering]

ANOTHER ROUND OF CHARADES

Sing. Sing, dammit.

LOOK OVER HERE

Sing the song!

Sing, sing, sing. Birthday song.

-Yeah.
-Birthday song.

Listen up,
It's time for the birthday song!

MESSAGE RECEIVED SUCCESSFULLY

[all] ♪ Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday to you

[exclaims]

A crown! Don't let it fall!

Happy birthday, dear Yeon-koung

Well, make me look pretty.

Happy birthday to you

-Is that for kids?
-Put this on.

-Do I have to?
-Birthday vest for you.

-It's a vest for making kimchi.
-Oh, this is embarrassing.

Did you bring me a real present
for putting me through all this, huh?

This is a real present.

You didn't even get the right size.

-I do like it, though.
-[Kazuha squeals]

-[Jeong-won] You're a goddess!
-It's so pretty on you! And a queen!

We have another way
of celebrating birthdays in India.

-What is it?
-[Kazuha] Show us.

[singing in Hindi]

INDIAN BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION

[Jeong-won]
Just dance, dance! Just dance, dance!

[all cheering]

Happy birthday to you!

EYES CLOSED TIGHT

[all cheering] Happy birthday!

[all cheering]

Thanks, guys.

[exclaims] Please accept this.

I was wondering where you guys went.

-[Jun-h*] You noticed?
-[Yeon-koung] You were gone for a while.

We were trying
to keep everyone up until midnight.

-But at 11, you were fading.
-[Jeong-won] That's right.

But luckily, you liked my song.

Yeah, you even told me
you wanted to go to bed early.

-So I was like…
-[Yeon-koung] Right.

You know what it's like after the shower.

-[Jun-h*] Yeah, you were yawning.
-I was a zombie.

Wait, Yeon-koung,
since it's your birthday,

why don't you rest tomorrow morning?

-Oh!
-It's a birthday present.

-[Kazuha] I'll handle it.
-[Kian] Yeah.

[all laughing]

[Kian] Rest. You deserve it.

Then, you're cool
with me going home, right?

I don't think you'll have time for that,
but relax if you can.

-Really?
-Yeah.

But what am I gonna do with all that time?

[Kian] All right.
Anybody who wants to wash up, they can.

If you want to keep hanging out,
let's do that.

When Kian saw the karaoke machine opening,
he almost cried.

-For real? For real?
-Almost. Almost.

THE OWNER WAS TOUCHED
BY THE OPENING OF THE KARAOKE

He was like,
"I finally get to show this off."

That was a real last-minute decision.

At first, I thought people could,
you know, just sing whenever they wanted,

like any casual karaoke room.

And then we'd wait
to set everything up at some point.

But then I saw the space,
and I was so inspired.

It had to be on a stage.

Yeah, when I was up there,
it felt like I was onstage, for sure.

-Is that right?
-[Seul] I thought you may have built it

with a stage in mind.

[Jun-h*] It's brilliant, man.

-Ah, we're all gonna be tired tomorrow.
-We need to sleep.

Lights out in ten minutes, okay?

-[Hee-jeong] Yeah.
-[Sang-cheon] Okay.

-Have a great night. Happy birthday.
-We had a great day.

Yes, thanks. That was a lot of fun!

No, it lasts all year.

Sweet dreams!

Sleep well.

Good job pulling that off, Jun-h*.
Now we can all rest.

-For sure.
-Night.

-You're sleeping here?
-Yes.

-Is that okay?
-Yeah, I'm gonna squeeze in.

Boss!

Good night.

Oh, you scared me. Good night.

Is tonight your last night?

THE 4 FRESHMEN ARE CHECKING OUT

-Yeah, it is.
-Okay.

Thank you for everything.

-Was it fun?
-Very much.

-Really?
-Yeah.

-Pleasant dreams.
-All right.

-Okay.
-See you in the morning.

THE OWNER GOES TO BED TOO

-[Jeong-won] Good night.
-[Don-hee] Good night.

-[Hee-jeong] I wish we could stay longer.
-[Jeong-won] Right?

THE 4 FRESHMEN GET BACK UP

-It's over once we exit through the door.
-[Hee-jeong] I'll visit you in Gwangju?

-I'd like to plan a trip to Seoul.
-Call me when you do.

Amazing.

-I'll make a great itinerary.
-Of course.

Wow, I'd love that.

-Let's connect on social media?
-Yes, great idea.

-We can all follow each other.
-Perfect.

When you both arrived,
you were so excited about being here.

-We didn't want to get in your way.
-Oh, I'm sorry.

-You were very high key.
-Your fandom is hardcore.

We all got close anyway.

Yeah, I didn't really expect
to make such great friends here.

[sentimental music playing]

DAY 3

JUN-h* WAKES UP


[upbeat music playing]

YEON-KOUNG WAKES UP

STRETCHES AS SOON AS SHE WAKES UP

ZUHA ALSO WAKES UP

-How did you sleep?
-Good.

LEARNED HOW TO GET OUT EASILY ON DAY 3

-Good morning!
-Hi, ladies, hello.

THE STAFF THAT WOKE UP EARLY

AND THE OWNER THAT'S STILL SLEEPING

KIAN'S B&B

THE PRIEST GOES SOMEWHERE

HE OPENS A BOOK?

God, please save me.

Lord please come and help me.

Glory be to the Father, Son,
and Holy Spirit,

as it was in the beginning,
is now, and ever shall be,

world without end. Amen.

Catholic clergy have a duty to pray.

But we have to be considerate
of other people's faiths too.

So I went outside
and did my duty to God, alone.

Let us pray.

THE OWNER WAKES UP

[whimsical music playing]

THE OWNER FINISHES SHOWERING IN 3 MINUTES

CHANGES UNDERWEAR ON DAY 3

-How'd you sleep?
-Really well.

How are you feeling?

-Bummed to leave.
-Sad.

We don't want to go home.

SAD

This was incredible.

-So, what's next?
-We're going back.

Back to the part-time job?

I go back to my job until Sunday.

-When does your semester start?
-March 3rd. So that's next week.

Oh, is school coming up soon?

Yeah, Tuesday, I think.

We'll ease into it.
There's orientation and stuff.

And then it gets going.

I wanted this to feel like an orientation.

-Really?
-Nothing could compare to this.

Yeah, it's the same kind of vibe.

After being here only a day,
I feel comfortable and welcome.

Yeah, you came only yesterday,
and everybody already loves you.

-In the church, we often live in groups.
-Makes sense.

-I think that's why.
-You're used to this.

We always say that
priests should be able to live alone

but also in community with others.

Both are important.

I think that's such an awesome virtue.

I admire that.

Thanks.

-If you're ready, come sit with us.
-Sure, I'm basically ready.

-We're the 1989 friends. All 1989.
-Oh, yeah.

So nice to be with peers.

I'm the youngest at the temple.

I need someone younger than me
so someone else can be scolded.

The youngest always gets in trouble,
you know?

Well, the good news is, for me,

I don't think they'd scold me
if they didn't see potential.

And I know they see my efforts.
Or at least that's what I tell myself.

Is this your last night?

CHECKING OUT TOMORROW

There's one thing we have to do.

-Why not try the jacuzzi?
-Oh, great idea!

Jacuzzi?
But we don't even know if it works or not.

-You haven't--
-We could help.

-We haven't tried. It'd be good to.
-We have to.

I need to use the trampoline too.

You should go.

How jumpy. Oh!

Oh, my knees and hips are going!

-I'm too old for this.
-Come on, we're the same age!

-Your knees will be fine.
-This…

Oh, no, no. My legs are shaking.

Nope, nope.

Just trust your knees
and stand up straight.

Ah.

Oh, now I'm doing it!

This is fun!

But I'm drooling.

So what time is everyone
thinking of heading out?

Soon. Are you all going? Let me know.

I'll make it easier.
It's us three and Smita?

And Snehal?

TRAVELING TOGETHER TODAY

ZUHA DOING HER MAKEUP WITH THE GUESTS

Does anyone else contour?

We're honestly not great with makeup.

-I contour, but I do it kind of wild.
-Me too, but this light is challenging.

I think you look great
without the contour too.

[Smita] So cute!

9:30 A.M.

[Jun-h* Two]
I think it's time we headed out.

-Safe trip.
-Thank you.

-We'll be on our way.
-See you.

Oh, we should say goodbye to anyone
that's gonna be leaving before we return.

THE ONES CHECKING OUT SOON

I have to say goodbye.
But I hope you'll come visit soon.

-I'd love to visit.
-Stay well in body and mind.

-It was so great meeting you.
-You too.

You made it really fun. I think
this was one of the best times ever.

-I hope we can meet again.
-Please.

You're friends now, huh? Aww.

[Sang-cheon chuckles]

-Safe travels!
-[Snehal] Bye.

GUEST JUN-h*, THE PRIEST,
SNEHAL, SMITA, AND CHAE SEUL GO OUT

-You have to leave by 10:50, right?
-I know, I know.

How do I get my suitcase out?

-I'll grab it for you.
-Whoa, whoa.

-Thank you!
-[Jeong-won] Got it, you can let go.

Careful of it spilling.

-I'm gonna have to stuff all this in here.
-I might have to throw some stuff away.

[Jeong-won]
Yeah, you have to get rid of some stuff.

NOISY

[Don-hee] Oh, man.

THE OWNER GOES TO THE SAUNA?

Ah, some privacy…

Oh, man. I'm tired.

[grunts]

Oh, man. Here we go.

-Did you sleep enough?
-Mmm? Mmm.

-Are you sure?
-Oh…

Sometimes I just need some time to myself.

[Jun-h* chuckles]

How do you think
the karaoke went yesterday?

It was fun.

-You think it was fun?
-Yes, of course.

Some of them hadn't done it before.

-Everything's new here.
-[Kian chuckles]

You've intentionally designed it that way.

-I talked to Chae Seul and Jun-h* earlier.
-Uh-huh.

I think everyone would enjoy
trying the jacuzzi.

-[Kian] Really?
-[Jun-h*] Mmm-hmm.

[Kian] Yeah, we should use it today.

THE OWNER'S AMBITIOUS PROJECT

[Jun-h*] We should try the jacuzzi.

DAY 3 ACTIVITY
JACUZZI

Oh, look,
they're exchanging phone numbers.

I wonder
if they're gonna see each other again.

It's sad
because they're gonna have to leave soon.

They're heading out at 11?

[Kian] Yeah. Man.

How can we help these guys?

Once they leave,
there's really no chance for romance.

You're a very kind,
sometimes over-involved person.

You think I'm kind?

Yes. You care about people.
It's a good thing.

Aww, that's nice.

I just wanted to do something for them.

It made me sad, made my heart feel heavy,
the idea of them being apart.

HOW TO COMMUNICATE BEFORE CHECKOUT?

I need a snack to think straight.

Jun-h*, you going to eat lunch?

-Should we make something?
-Okay.

-Yeah, what about you guys?
-[Don-hee] Sure. Thanks.

-What should I make?
-[Yeon-koung] What's on the menu?

-Don't worry. I've got it under control.
-Okay.

BRUNCH MENU
BOKKEUMBAP WITH LEFTOVERS

LEFTOVER INGREDIENT 1
COLD RICE

LEFTOVER INGREDIENT 2
CABBAGE SALAD

Ah, that'll be good.

[upbeat music playing]

LEFTOVER INGREDIENT 3
PORK BELLY

CABBAGE FRIED RICE, OWNER-STYLE

[Jun-h*] Nice.

Looking good.

-Jun-h*!
-Yeah?

It's my birthday today.

-Can I help you?
-Huh?

What's going on?

The boss said
I should, uh, take the morning off.

Yes, so go rest. Don't even come up here.
What are you doing?

I can't rest. I'm coming up.

-I hate that thing. I've been thinking…
-[Kian] Yeah.

When the guests arrive,
you just say, "Oh, you're here."

That's a little unprofessional.

-Yeah.
-I just think that…

They should get
a proper introduction from you.

The staff is usually scrambling.

When you meet someone,
you introduce yourself. There's a…

I didn't mean to be too casual.
I just don't want it to be awkward.

How about we serve welcome drinks?

-Welcome drinks?
-Uh-huh. Right? Help the energy?

I thought about that yesterday, actually.

YESTERDAY AFTERNOON

Welcome drinks…

What would they think
about welcome drinks?

People arrive,
and they're all freaked out, like,

-"What's it gonna be like?"
-Exactly.

We could squeeze some lemon
into the water.

-Like a detox drink.
-It'll make them feel awake.

That'll be good.

It's not boring, it's refreshing.

[Kian] Yeah, I guess we could do that.

ZUHA COMES TO THE KITCHEN TOO

-Hello.
-[Yeon-koung] You again?

-First, let's just focus on eating.
-Yeah.

-The kids are leaving at 11, and…
-Yeah?

-Before they go…
-Yeah.

Let's go out. You know the outdoor table?

-Good.
-Separate them.

And note their observations.

Or their feedback or whatever
about their stay.

Isn't this gonna make you anxious?

-You want to know? Really?
-Would it make you sad?

I'll be okay. They should pick
who they want to talk to out of all of us.

Like, who they want go give feedback to?

GUESTS WILL CHOOSE?

-[Kazuha] No, please?
-The truth hurts.

-What if they don't pick me?
-I'll puke if I don't get picked.

We'll see.

-No. Exactly.
-That's what we hate.

-[Kian] We'll see how it goes.
-[Yeon-koung] I guess we will.

Thanks. Oh, I think this is ready now.

[Jun-h*] That looks good.

[Kian] Eat it while it's hot!

BRUNCH BEFORE CHECKOUT

[Yeon-koung] This is a fancy brunch.

WITH THE GUESTS

-Thank you for the food.
-Thanks for cooking.

Thank you!

All right. Eat up, guys.

[whimsical music playing]

All right.

Tastes good.

-[Jeong-won] It's delicious.
-[Hee-jeong] Love it.

Are you sad?
I heard you wanted to stay longer.

-Oh, yeah.
-Yeah.

I hope you're taking great memories.

-Too many. It was incredible.
-I'll be sad when I get home.

Seriously, I can't thank you all enough.

-[Yeon-koung] Boss, ask them.
-Before you leave, I have one last favor.

BEFORE WE LEAVE?

If there's a staff member you want
to talk to, we'd like you to… choose one.

PICK ONE OF THE STAFF

Anytime before you leave.
We'll make it a one-on-one.

It's just spending time together.

SURPRISED

Oh, I'm nervous. My heart is going crazy.

Don't worry. The boss just wants us
to say goodbye properly.

-Like a special event?
-Yes, exactly.

I'm not sure we'll have time for everyone.

-But we will have to see.
-[Yeon-koung] True.

Maybe we should do it in teams.

-Yes, please.
-Let's do it as teams.

'Kay.

-But we have to… head out.
-Oh, wait.

-We'll be quick, I promise.
-Thank goodness.

A DISCUSSION ABOUT WHO TO CHOOSE

-[Jeong-won] Who should we choose?
-[Don-hee] How can we pick?

-[Jae-eun] I'm so torn.
-[Hee-jeong] Me too. I like Yeon-koung…

I haven't gotten to talk
to Lee Jun-h* much,

and I was supposed to hang out
with Kian84 and Kazuha.

That's how it is with all of them, though.
How are we supposed to pick one person?

You guys. Look.
It's really, really not like that.

It's okay. It's okay.

Trust me, we're not gonna be upset.

-You won't hurt our feelings.
-It doesn't matter.

Okay.

-So…
-You want to tell them, then?

Who are you gonna pick?

[tense music playing]

Uh… you.

-Me?
-Yes.

Oh, that's what I'm talkin' about!

[Kian and guests laugh]

[Don-hee]
Wait, we were gonna choose her too.

SAD

-Wait, we were gonna choose her too.
-[Jae-eun] Really?

No, but I really thought about it.

We considered Jun-h*.

-We were too nervous.
-I'm flattered. It's okay. I think…

What about the boss?

-Isn't he a role model?
-No…

-No, no, no!
-I'm not.

-Not what we meant.
-Not like that!

KNEELING IN APOLOGY

I get it. It's okay.

It's time for you to choose.

TIME FOR JEONG-WON AND DON-HEE TO CHOOSE

-Don-hee.
-[Don-hee] We have a verdict.

[tense music playing]

HOPEFUL ANTICIPATION

Yeah. Uh…

-We'd like to choose Kazuha.
-Oh, really?

JEONG-WON AND DON-HEE CHOOSE ZUHA

-[Don-hee] Great.
-[Jeong-won] We look forward to it.

Ah, sh*t.

-[Yeon-koung] They picked you, Zuha!
-Yeah.

Hey, hey, hey,
I see the guilt on your face.

FLUSTERED
KNEELING IN APOLOGY

[Jun-h*] They feel so bad, Kian!

-I've been like a big brother to you two!
-You asked for it!

[tragic music playing]

Oh, no! I'm sorry.

[Kian] I'm not hurt by my own idea.

HURT BIG TIME

Go and have fun.

I'll just go and do the dishes.

-Thank you for the meal.
-Plenty of work to do.

[Yeon-koung] Let's do this!

[Don-hee] Oh!

Yeah.

-[Hee-jeong] This is bittersweet.
-I know.

-Oh. What was that?
-Huh?

THE OWNER FOLLOWS THEM OUT?

[Don-hee] Oh, hi.

Don't mind me. Just doing some chores.

That's convenient timing.

You can just tell us you miss us.

Oh, no, no, no, I wasn't…

I wasn't interrupting the secret meeting.

All right, trash, it's just you and me.

[whimsical music playing]

A SHORT CONVERSATION FOLLOWED WITH GOODBYE

Yeah, I should probably
treat people better, shouldn't I?

Or else this'll happen.

STARING OWNER

-The owner looks so upset.
-Oh, no!

[all laugh]

THE OWNER

DARN IT

WHAT DID I STEP ON?

[Kian] I'm just freezing. No big deal.

Damn…

Great. Now what do I do?

Jun-h*?

-Jun-h*?
-Yes?

I'm sorry.

Are you serious?

-I messed up.
-You got to be kidding.

-The tables have turned.
-You want me to open it?

I'm sorry, man. It's cold out here.

[Jun-h*] Ahh! Next time,
put the kitchen on the first floor!

[amusing music playing]

[grunts]

[grunts] Can we close it?

-You think?
-One, two, three.

[Jun-h*] Okay.

-Okay? And done.
-Let's leave it like that.

[Jun-h* sighs]

Back I go.

[Kian laughs]

It's too hard to climb up here now.

[chuckles helplessly]

Yeah. Good luck.

Let's go in.

Oh, it's so nice in here.

BENCH NEXT TO THE SKATING RINK

-So, you'll be starting college in March?
-Yes, that's right.

-Since you're dance majors…
-Yeah.

you'll have to juggle
studying and dance, right?

-That and losing weight.
-That's crazy. You're athletes.

No, you're the true athlete.

Dancers are incredibly strong.
Which means healthy, not thin.

-The pressure to be perfect is wild.
-It takes training.

We'll get injured
if we act like we're cramming for a test.

You can only be the best
if you're healthy.

We need patience. Try to go slow.

I just feel like…
kind of squashed by judgment.

Have you ever wanted to give up
and thought, "I can't do this anymore"?

-Oh, many times.
-There's so much pressure and competition.

HOW YEON-KOUNG OVERCOMES DIFFICULTIES

And I've gotten to that point
for many different reasons.

When that happens,
I turn to the people who know me the most.

Yeah.

They reconnect you with your worth,
encourage you.

And then, with their well-wishes
on your mind, you stick with it.

Suddenly, toxic pressures,
unfairness, fear…

stop squashing you.

It was, like, vital for me.

You have control
over the relationships you build,

even when everything else feels uncertain.

I think, for now,

be there for each other,
and the rest takes time.

I think this has really left
a deep impression on my heart.

Yeah, this is gonna stay with me,
especially in hard times.

-[Jae-eun] Thank you.
-I'm happy to hear it.

[Kazuha]
You want to tell me about your goals?

-For right now or the future?
-Both.

Probably…

to be at the top.

Mmm.

-In my major and my career.
-I can see that for you.

-I just want to become an expert.
-Mmm.

-Do things that are amazing.
-That's ambitious.

-Almost to be famous in my field.
-Oh. Those are big goals.

-Please cheer me on. Yeah.
-Of course we will, of course.

But putting too much pressure

is counterintuitive.

So, be kind to yourself.

-And instead of being negative…
-Yeah, focusing on the wins?

-Try to focus and be excited.
-It's hard.

You can do this.

-Thanks to you, yes.
-Yes, right.

-I'm sad it's your last day.
-We'll miss you and everyone.

You'll have to keep in touch.

It's been an unforgettable start
to my twenties.

[Yeon-koung] Boss, we're back!

-How'd it go?
-Really great.

Did you have fun?

What'd they say?

-The kids, how they are in the group…
-Yeah?

is different from how they are one-on-one.

-That makes sense.
-Yeah, their energy was different.

JEALOUS

I have to say, I enjoyed it too.
It was cathartic for me.

It's time for them to check out!

[Kian] I'd love it if you guys
could write in our guestbook.

More like a guest wall.

What should we write?

[Hee-jeong]
Kian's B&B will be remembered forever.

[Jae-eun] I hope I can come back soon.

[Jeong-won] "Let's go '07"?

CUSTOM OUTFITS FOR YOU - DON-HEE
HOPE THIS WILL BE REMEMBERED - HEE-JEONG

I'LL BE BACK AS A SUCCESSFUL JAE-EUN

SCRIBBLE, SCRIBBLE

YEON-KOUNG IS PREPARING SOMETHING

This isn't much, but it's my book.

-Wait, really? This is amazing!
-Wow, seriously?

I got something!

-[guests exclaim]
-[Kazuha chuckles]

-Oh my gosh. This is amazing.
-Thank you.

ZUHA'S ALBUM

-These are pajamas. For each of you.
-Thank you. Wow…

-Wait, are these the ones you had?
-Yeah, I was wearing them.

I LOVE THESE

Oh, man. I should give them something.

Oh no.

-I don't have anything to give.
-[Jeong-won] Her album!

All right, guys. It's not much…

[exclaims] Thank you!

Whoa, hold up!

Vegetable juice?

-[both exclaim]
-Incredible.

Whoa, thank you!

I'd never drink this gift.

-I was thirsty.
-I'll keep it forever.

I'll keep this treasure
instead of drinking it.

Glad that went over well.

[Hee-jeong] Vegetable juice!

-Better get going.
-Proud of you.

-We're all ready?
-I'm rooting for you.

-Have a nice life.
-You got this.

-Have a nice life.
-We will.

-We should be on our way.
-Goodbye.

-Thank you!
-Bye, everyone.

SAD

-Bye. See ya.
-Safe travels.

-Thank you.
-Bye.

We'll miss you.

-Wishing you all the best!
-Goodbye!

I almost can't bring myself to leave.

-Man, such a short stay.
-I know.

My heart wants to stay.

Let's take a mental photo to keep with us.

[Hee-jeong]
It's the kind of thing you dream about

when you're a child, right?

We all got together and had nice chats,

and I felt like,
"Ah, this is what youth is all about."

Set up the tent!

[Don-hee]
The environment, the house, and the people

all really made
a lasting connection with me.

It truly made me feel alive.

[Jae-eun] Five stars from me.

This place
turned imagination into reality.

HEE-JEONG, JAE-EUN,
JEONG-WON, DON-HEE CHECK OUT

[Jun-h*] Our first guests are… gone.

Kinda weird to see this place empty again.

We can get emotional later.
First, we clean.

Should we clean the top floors?

We should shake out the blankets.

-Hey, Jun-h*, let's shake these out.
-Okay.

GIANT T-SHIRT BLANKETS

-One, two, three.
-Ready, go! Heh!

EH

-The blanket…
-Hold it tight. Hold it-- Geez.

-[sighs]
-[grunts]

[both grunt]

-That's enough.
-We should shake it out ten times.

-Let's go to three.
-One.

-Two. Three.
-Three.

-Okay.
-Done.

Fold it it like this.

[grunts]

-[Jun-h*] You okay?
-Yeah.

-You're doing great.
-Yeah.

CLEANING THOROUGHLY

Ugh. Oh, sh*t.

THE OWNER DISCOVERS SOMETHING

Damn. I need a plastic bag.

Oh, my feet.

Here we go.

TAKES A PLASTIC BAG

So we took out
the food waste and recycling.

As far as the rest, should we wait?

-Take it out tomorrow?
-You know the…

The toilet?

-The toilet? What?
-Yeah. Come here.

The toilet bowl?

You gotta see this.
We gotta take out the trash here.

-Okay, okay.
-And we should start, uh…

start putting a bag in the trash.

Why, is there a lot of trash?

Wouldn't say there's a lot…

STUTTERS

Is it scary?

NERVOUS

I wouldn't say it's not scary.

-I get exactly what you mean. Okay.
-Yeah, we gotta throw this out.

TRASH CAN

-All at once?
-Put it in the bin.

Make sure you don't let anything
touch what's in here.

-There's not that much stuff, but…
-Mmm.

All right, go ahead.

-There won't be any of that.
-Where is it…

[both screaming]

[tragic music playing]

[exclaims in disgust]

[laughs in disbelief]

-Put it in.
-Hold the bag open.

Put it in, in here, in here.
Okay, okay. Okay.

[both yell]

Hold on. Let me put this bag in there.

-One sec.
-I…

In my whole life…

I've never seen
someone else's sh*t before.

Oh, yeah?

Oh, hello.

IN MY 38 YEARS OF LIFE

19 YEARS SINCE MY DEBUT

I've never seen
someone else's sh*t before.

Oh, yeah?

This is your lucky day!

I SAW SOME DURING SEASON 1…

This is taking me back to the barge.

[both laughing]

PRESS

Ugh. It's been a while
since I've seen something like this.

SOMETHING THAT'S SHOCKING TO SEE

Oh, man.

-I should've lined it first.
-Why don't we…

-Should we throw it away?
-Yeah.

-Get rid of it?
-Let me go throw it away.

GETTING RID OF THAT SPECIAL EXPERIENCE

Oh, dear god, that was hilarious.

PUTTING BACK THE TRASH CAN
WITH THE PLASTIC BAG

SCRUBBING HIS HANDS

-[Yeon-koung] Zuha?
-Yeah?

Do you think we should empty the trash can
or leave it for today?

It's not completely full yet.

-Right?
-Yeah.

I'd advise you to line the trash can
with a plastic bag.

-Trust me.
-Oh, yeah?

We just paid the price.

ADVICE FROM SOMEONE WHO'S BEEN THERE

[Jun-h* and Kazuha laugh]

[exclaims]

We'll do it tomorrow.

[Jun-h*] Did we get to everything?

-I think that's it.
-Right?

LET'S TAKE A BREAK

[Yeon-koung]
But cleaning has made me hungry.

What's on the menu, Boss?

-Miyeok-guk for you.
-Miyeok-guk?

[Kian]
Yeah, we have to. It's your birthday.

We need to go buy seaweed.

We got you.

Huh?

It's a surprise.

[Yeon-koung] So that's what you bought?

MIYEOK HIDDEN AWAY

It wasn't easy
because you're always around,

but I've been hiding this.

Oh my god.

You really didn't notice
anything yesterday?

Not a thing.

It was perfect.

Anyway, you already
made me feel embarrassed.

Now a special meal?

So it's miyeok-guk,
but I've never made ten servings before,

so I don't know how it'll be.

Oh, you're making the miyeok-guk?

-Yes, I'm the chef.
-That's nice.

Yeah, you can also be the head chef
and make the main dish.

Really?

What if we rotate?

THE OWNER'S SUGGESTION

Yeah, because then, everybody can look
forward to eating somebody else's food.

I can be the main chef tomorrow.

What do you guys think?

Why am I first?

That's a lot of pressure on him.

Then I'd better get cooking right away.

1:00 PM

The rest of us will do the dishes.
Is that… is that okay?

Do you need a confidence boost?

Need to think about
what the recipe'll be.

What, you need six hours to cook?

How much dinner will there be?
I want to figure out which snacks to eat.

We have snacks for you too.

[Yeon-koung] Can we get more?

[Kian] Yeah, let's go to the store
and get some groceries.

-Beopsa, pleasure to spend time with you.
-Likewise.

FRIENDS BORN IN 1998

-Now we can be less formal.
-Like real friends!

KIAN'S B&B: SMITA, SNEHAL, CHAE SEUL
JUN-h* THE GUEST, MIN SANG-CHEON

SAFARI RANCH

[Seul] Oh, look at him! So cool.

[Jun-h* Two] It's like a painting.

DAEGWALLYEONG SAFARI FARM

[Snehal] How majestic.

[Jun-h* Two] This is incredible.

One of the first things you need to know

is that the horse
has a metal bit in its mouth.

BEGINNERS WHO ARE RIDING
FOR THE FIRST TIME

I've been riding horses on farmlands
for about ten years.

I'll just take it easy.
I won't do anything dangerous.

EXPERIENCED GROUP GOES FIRST

Hey, you guys came to run, huh?

[Sang-cheon]
It's like a movie, a scene from a Western.

-[Snehal] Wow.
-[Seul] So cool.

THE BEGINNERS TRY
OUTDOOR HORSEBACK RIDING TOO

The scenery is incredible.

[Smita] It's inspiring.

[Seul]
I love how the dog is coming with us!

[Sang-cheon] I was apprehensive
since this is my first time,

but I'm loving it.

[all exclaiming]

-That was such a blast.
-What an amazing memory we made.

AFTER THE HORSEBACK RIDING EXPERIENCE
THAT EVERYONE ENJOYED

SKY RANCH
POTTERY WORKSHOP

[Smita] Oh my gosh, it's actually massive!

It's hard to tell at first,
but now I can see it.

YANGYANG
NAKSANSA TEMPLE

YANGYANG
NAKSANSA TEMPLE

[Sang-cheon] Naksansa Temple is huge.

It's sprawling and so pretty.
The ocean is an incredible backdrop.

If you have any questions,
feel free to ask.

-I'd be happy to answer.
-I'll count on you.

If you look, especially in the case
of temples by the sea,

they often enshrine Haesu Gwaneum
to protect fishermen at sea.

-Haesu Gwaneum?
-See there?

[Sang-cheon] Today,
I'm gonna follow you around, Teacher.

I already learned something new.

Temples by the sea
have a statue of Haesu Gwaneum at the top.

STATUE OF HAESU GWANEUM

[bell clangs]

Should we ring the bell? [chuckles]

How nice. I ring the bell a lot
at my temple. Will you?

THE PRIEST GIVES IT A GO

-Should we do a roof tile offering?
-Oh, yeah, how do we do it?

ROOF TILE OFFERING

RITUAL OF WRITING WISHES ON TILES
THAT WILL BE PLACED ON A TEMPLE ROOF

"FOR MY WISH TO BE FULFILLED"

It means "seek wisdom from above
and save the people below."

-Sanggu bori, hahwa jungsaeng.
-Hahwa jungsaeng. Yes.

[Sang-cheon]
I'll write "love, mercy, peace."

A MOMENT OF RELIGIOUS UNITY,
CAPTURED IN A PHOTO

Please send me that.

I'll always remember Naksansa,
thanks to you.

BEOPSA HYEONUNG
PRIEST ANDREA

[Jun-h*] Okay, what do we need to get?

THE STAFF ARRIVE AT THE GROCERY STORE

We're going to do welcome drinks, right?

This. Lemon juice.

-The good one. Yeah.
-[Jun-h*] This one?

[Kian] Oh, but before we head back,
can we stop for food?

-Here's the bread you ordered.
-All right.

STAFF IS HERE TO EAT POTATO BREAD

[Jun-h*] Time to dig in.

[humming delightfully]

THE OWNER USES HIS HANDS

[sighs satisfyingly]

This coffee
is bringing me fully back to life.

My eyes are finally open again.

Boss, how is your energy? Are you okay?

-Me?
-[Yeon-koung] You seem a bit out of it.

I'm gonna drink this thing.

Doesn't he seem exhausted?

I'm just tired.

You know,
I was actually thinking, for dinner,

you know how we keep getting around
in a circle and eating like that,

it just feels a little forced to me.

-Eh?
-I want everyone to feel free.

-"Free"?
-What did you have in mind?

Like a continental breakfast.

You know, like, at a hotel,

you get your food,
and you just go wherever you want and eat?

Yeah, you can eat here, you can eat there.
Whatever you want to do.

So, you get your food
and find your own space alone?

Maybe, or find who you want
to eat with naturally.

Mmm.

That's my opinion.
I don't know what you think.

I really like the group thing.

-You like it?
-Yes.

The only time
the entire group gets together,

both the new and the old guests,

is when we are all seated for dinner.

It just works.

And that's the only time
we get to really know each other.

Like, "Hi, I'm so-and-so,
and I just got here today."

"Oh yeah? Let's have fun."
It connects us all.

That's how you feel.

-Yeah. What do you think, Zuha?
-Me?

Well, I find it really nice

because sometimes I'm too shy
to introduce myself to guests.

Really?

And we had fun
during karaoke yesterday too,

because we had everyone gather in a group,
we talked, danced, it was very free.

Yeah, that's how I feel
about karaoke too, you know, how it…

Really?

It was just suddenly like,
"Let's start karaoke."

And then everyone was like, "Wait, what?"

I'm sure everybody felt the same.

That shared time together
may be only annoying to you, though.

-So…
-Is that what you think?

[Yeon-koung] Yes!

-It's good for the guests too.
-Oh, yeah?

What do we do together that's planned?

Dinner is the only planned group activity.

But after that, people hang out,
drink in small groups or all together.

-Guests gather in pajamas or in the sauna.
-I see what you mean.

It's very free-flowing.

All right,
let's just do what we've been doing.

THE OWNER HAS LINGERING
OPERATIONAL CONCERNS

All right then.

Oh, and that door…

Ugh, I hate complaining about the door.

You guys went to talk with the guests,

and Jun-h* was upstairs
doing the dishes by himself.

I was shaking the door.

It wouldn't open. It's too hard.

THE OWNER'S OPINION
LET'S COMPROMISE ON THE DOOR

Isn't it a bit much
to leave the door open all the time?

Yeah, but we'll be going
in and out and in and out a lot.

What would you like us to do instead?

There's gotta be a better solution
than me tugging at the door.

I'll open it for you.

Yeah, but what if you're doing
something else like you always are?

Kazuha can open it.

-Okay, let's just do it your way.
-It's a bit of a hassle, but…

It's a bit of a hassle, but…

"We must protect our hopes and dreams."
Who said that, huh?

Everyone, don't forget
your hopes and dreams.

-I shouldn't have said that.
-Hopes and dreams.

[cell phone ringing]

-It's still not…
-Your phone's ringing.

Easy, is it? Who's calling?

-Yes, hello? Hello.
-[man 1] Hello. Hello.

I was wondering If I could check in
to Kian's B&B right now.

Uh, how many do you guys have?

There are three of us.

Ah, three of you.
Well, where are you guys?

We're in the area right now. Yeah.

Ah, okay. Then, uh…
I'll send the address to you now.

[man 1] Oh, okay.
Then, we'll start heading over to you now.

So, we're actually not back yet.
Would you guys mind waiting?

[man 2] Can we wait in our car?

Uh, is there nowhere else you could go?

-[man 1] No.
-We'll see you soon.

-[man 1] Okay, thank you.
-[line disconnects]

Well, time to go.

THEY HEAD BACK RIGHT AWAY

ENTRANCE TO KIAN'S B&B

[man 2] Is this deep in the mountains?
Feels like looking for a secret lair.

[all exclaim]

-What is that?
-Could that be it?

Oh, the roof! It's orange.

Oh, yeah, it says "Kian's B&B."

[man 1] Whoa, it's huge.

It kind of looks like
a giant cartoon dog house.

-Let's get our stuff out.
-Good idea.

Yeah. Oh, who's that?

THE STAFF ARRIVES TOO

-Hello.
-Hello.

-It's them?
-It seems like it.

-Like athletes.
-Who are they?

-[Kazuha] What sport? I wonder.
-[Yeon-koung] They are?

-Hi there.
-Hello.

-Good timing.
-Yeah.

-[gasps] Oh my god, it's Kim Yeon-koung.
-Hello.

-Hello, yes, yes, hello.
-It's an honor.

[Kian] Shall we?

[Yeon-koung] Are you athletes?

It's a lesser known sport,
but we ride sleds.

-[Jun-h*] Right this way. After you.
-[Kian] Be careful, okay?

[man 2] Thank you.

-Wow, Ms. Kim Yeon-koung is really tall.
-What a legend.

It's a good thing
because that door is massive.

Only she can open it.

[man 2] It's even bigger up close.

EVEN YEON-KOUNG CAN'T OPEN IT

You have to open this to get in.

-Give it a try.
-Yeah, good luck.

[guests exclaim]

I'll give it a go.

-Oh, he did it!
-Yeah, good job.

[Jun-h* exclaims]

OPENS IT WITH ONE JUMP

[staff cheering]

[Yeon-koung] Welcome.

-[Kian] Welcome.
-[Yeon-koung] Welcome to Kian's B&B.

-[chuckles awkwardly]
-I mean…

-Go on in.
-Thanks.

[man 3] Look at the size of the shirts.
Those are amazing.

Oh, it's like a fire pole.

[man 3] I saw the pole first thing.

"The day has come
for me to experience this myself,"

I thought, and I got excited.

Oh, this is a giant one-room unit.

Yeah, this is Kian's B&B
all right. [exclaims]

They made everything bigger.

Wow, these are rooms.
Inside the refrigerator.

[man 3] What?

There are rooms inside.

-It's not a real fridge?
-It's furnished like a real home.

Oh, this is crazy.

Hey, should we try making
the welcome drinks in paper cups?

MAKING WELCOME DRINKS RIGHT AWAY

We should probably try it first.

WINGING IT WITH THE RATIO

This, here, here, here.

-I got it.
-Thanks.

HASTILY MADE WELCOME DRINK

[Yeon-koung] Hey, guys.

-Here are your welcome drinks.
-These are for you.

Here you are.

-So, welcome.
-Wow.

-Thank you.
-Oh, thanks.

We decided to give welcome drinks
starting today.

FIRST WELCOME DRINK

It's like lemon water.

-[Kazuha] Is it sour?
-[Jun-h*] For detox.

[Yeon-koung] Detox for after travel.

IT WAKES THEM UP

What do you think?

-It's good.
-[Yeon-koung] Not bad, right?

You're athletes,
so you're probably health conscious.

-We are.
-We try.

[Yeon-koung] I hope you like it.

-Anyway, welcome.
-Thank you. I appreciate it.

-Awesome.
-Uh-huh.

BUT… WHAT KIND OF ATHLETES ARE THEY?

So, sleds!

SLEDS? LIKE BOBSLEIGH?

Actually, we're luge athletes.

-"Luge"?
-[man 1] Yes.

-Exactly.
-[Yeon-koung] Ah.

A LITTLE WHILE AGO
OLYMPIC SLIDING CENTER

[announcer] Racers, prepare for takeoff.

[exhilarating rock music playing]

LUGE ATHLETE LEE GI-PYO

LUGE ATHLETE YOUN YOUNG-HYUN

LUGE ATHLETE CHOI JIN-AN

We had a competition today.

-Ah…
-[Kian] Today?

We competed
in the National Sports Festival.

You guys are currently competing?

-Yes, and actually, a few days ago…
-[Kian] Really?

-He was selected for the national team.
-[Kian] Oh.

We're on the reserve team.
We're the next in line.

NATIONAL TEAM RESERVE

Reserve team? Wait, what does that mean?

So, there's the national team, you know,

and if anyone gets injured,
they join in their place.

Ah, cool.

Then you must come around here often.

-Yes, for training.
-[Yeon-koung] I bet you come here a lot.

You guys know the area well.

Do you know any good restaurants?

-We only get to work.
-Our time is super limited.

But I can write down a few.

We are at the track or our accommodations
or traveling between the two.

We wish we had some recommendations but…

-Makes sense.
-[Gi-pyo] Yeah.

All right, we'll let you guys unpack.
Unpack, make yourselves at home.

How do we get up there, though?

So, basically, you'll have to jump.

But there's no particular method.

It seems really cozy.

-They're athletes, they can get up there.
-Oh, yeah.

What's on the second floor?

You can use the sink as a jacuzzi
if you want.

-A jacuzzi?
-It's basically our little hot spring.

If you go outside, there's a skating rink.

[both exclaim]

[Kian] There's a skating rink
and a dome where we just hang out.

A PLACE TO CHAT

There's a bunch of other places
where you can just rest.

Cool.

Got it.

-Can I sleep here?
-[Yeon-koung] Of course you can.

Sounds good. Should we try?

I'm gonna go back and forth
with Young-hyun.

Then I'll take this spot.

2ND FLOOR OF FRIDGE

All right then…

THE OWNER'S STUFF

-Were you using this spot?
-No, I'm not. It's all yours.

I CAN JUST MOVE OUT

Oh. The karaoke.

[Yeon-koung] Our boss is a nomad.

[amusing music playing]

It's kinda cozy in here.

+TOOTHPASTE, LOTION, TISSUE, BUDDHA

THIRD MOVE COMPLETE

Do you like this bread?

THE BREAD THEY JUST BOUGHT

-Thanks.
-Sure.

Oh, it's warm.

[all] Thank you.

-Oh, I love these.
-So, how old are you guys?

I was born in 2001.

I'm 2002. I'm 25.



-We're the same age.
-Oh.

That's cool.

SHY

STARING

[dreamy music playing]

Kazuha?

-[Gi-pyo] Are you the Kazuha?
-I am.

-I was right.
-No way.

-I see you on TV.
-Really?

You do ballet.

-Right?
-That's right.

You did ballet?

-I used to do ballet. You didn't know?
-I also didn't know.

Oh, really? I did ballet for 15 years.

-Fifteen years?
-Yes.

Wow, you were young.

How did you do it for 15 years?

-When did you start?
-I was 3.

-You started when you were 3?
-Is ballet that young possible?

You can. My mom helped me.

That's why you're flexible.

[exclaims]

[Yeon-koung]
I learn more about Zuha every day.

GETTING TO KNOW THE STAFF'S SKILLS

Oh, hey,
there's exercise equipment here too.

Oh, cycling with this view?

So high! I can tell who uses this.

I was riding that.

This is so-- Ouch!
This is the right height.

TEST OUT THE GYM

How do I get up?

THEY CLIMB THE FRIDGE

[Gi-pyo] Have to jump.

How do I do this? A-ha.

-I'm going to try going up backwards.
-Do a dip in the front.

Yeah, you got it.

-I would do it this way, honestly.
-Uh-huh.

[Young-hyun] How about…

-There we go.
-And straight to sleep.

AFTER A BATTLE OF CLIMBING THE FRIDGE

THEY CLIMB THE POLE

[Gi-pyo] Are you okay?

Well done.

THEY GO BACK DOWN

How about… Okay.

Should we go outside?
There's a skating rink.

THEY TAKE A LOOK OUTSIDE

Man, this door is intense.

Oh my god, there's a cow out here.

Whoa, seriously? Look, that's to feed her.

Should we get closer?
I don't know, she's huge.

LET'S GO SEE THE COW

Moo.

Can we pet her?

[both exclaim]

Hi, cow.

Oh my gosh.

-So cute.
-Oh my.

[Jin-an] She has horns!

Okay. Bye, Mrs. Cow.

CHECKING OUT THE SKATING RINK

Kian's Water Villa.

[Young-hyun] It's Winterville.

KIAN'S B&B WINTERVILLE

-Let's have a ceremony.
-Here?

-Yes.
-Sure.

-Okay.
-Okay.

Come up. Come up. Are we good? Two, three…

[yelling]

FIRST CEREMONY FOR KIAN'S B&B

On me.

-Woo!
-Woo!

We're at a skating rink.
Where the heck are the skates?

-Mr. Owner?
-[Kian] Yeah?

-You said you had skates.
-Oh, just give me a minute.

Aren't you tired?
You just finished a competition.

[Gi-pyo] I am tired.

-Now that you're here…
-Yeah.

Yeah, why don't you just pick your size?

SKATES

Come and take a look.

-[Jin-an] I'm a ten.
-Ten?

[Jin-an] Thanks.

Maybe I'll try it for myself.
Have a little fun.

Winterville.

KIAN'S B&B WINTERVILLE

WINTERVILLE OPENS FOR THE FIRST TIME

[Young-hyun] Are we allowed to skate
when there's no snow?

[Kian] They said we can
because it's made like artificial snow.

NEW TECHNOLOGY

And the skates are real.

[Kian] Hey!

My first time trying this.

[Kian exclaims]

Hey, I'm doing it.

THE NEW TECHNOLOGY WORKS

I'll follow you.

CLACK, CLACK, CLACK

[exclaims]

WALKING?

Turn, turn.

CLUMSY

I guess playing a winter sport
doesn't mean you can skate.

Yeah, me too.

-Yeah.
-Yeah, we're not good.

I want to race.

-Should we?
-How do we do a race?

Tag race?

We should have some distance between us.

Two here, two there.

-Like this?
-Like that.

SKATE IN ONE DIRECTION
GET CAUGHT, YOU'RE OUT

Get set. Go!

GO

CLIP-CLOP

STARTS RUNNING

[Jin-an] Oh, he's coming!

You're out.

SPOTTING AN OPPORTUNITY

WOBBLE

You caught me! Whoa!

DIES AFTER TAGGING

Ah! You got me.

Mr. Owner.

Mr. Owner, are you okay?

-Okay, I got him.
-Yeah.

-Should we try doing a one-on-one race?
-One-on-one?

THE OWNER ADVANCES TO THE FINAL ROUND

THIS IS A BATTLE OF ENDURANCE

On your marks.

GI-PYO VS OWNER

Ready. Go!

Oh, Mr. Owner, looking good.

[Kian] Oh, this is…

ENDS UP RUNNING AGAIN

HE RUNS TOO

-When will it end?
-Just stay on the track.

Oh, I'm exhausted.

[Young-hyun]
He's going on the inside. [exclaims]

[panting]

MR. OWNER IN DANGER

[guests exclaim]

[chuckles]

PERSEVERANCE

[Kian pants, screams]

[Young-hyun] Tag him!

WORN OUT

[both pant]

Man, I'm tired.

OWNER LOSES THE BATTLE OF ENDURANCE

Oh, that was amazing.

Oh, I'm tired.

MEANWHILE

Oh, they didn't finish the welcome drink.

WELCOME DRINK

I should clean this up.

WHILE YEON-KOUNG CLEANS

-Jun-h*, do you need help?
-I'm just getting started.

TODAY'S MAIN CHEF IS JUN-h*

The miyeok…

TODAY'S MAIN DISH
YEON-KOUNG'S BIRTHDAY MIYEOK-GUK

SOAKING SEAWEED IN WATER

PORK?

I want to make miyeok-guk with pork.

USING PORK FOR THE INDIAN SISTERS

STIR-FRY THE PORK AND MIYEOK

CHECKING THE RECIPE

THE SEASONING IS DONE IN A FLASH

KEEP STIR-FRYING

NOW BOIL THE MIYEOK-GUK
FOR A LONG TIME

TODAY'S EXTRA MENU ITEM: DALGYAL-MARI
ROLLED OMELET

Did you start cooking the rice?

OWNER IN CHARGE OF THE RICE

I'm cooking the eggs.

I just need to add water
to the miyeok-guk.

Okay.

Oh, you set it up so neatly.
I've never seen this place so organized.

It's a condition. I need everything neat.

What's that test called?

What did they call it?
When you're a "J" or whatever?

-Myers-Briggs.
-He's a total perfectionist.

[Kian] You're like a total "J."
Look at those straight lines.

PURSUING PERFECTION

We should bring another jug of water.

-Water?
-Yeah, we're almost out.

EMPTIES THE WATER FOR THE RICE

Mr. Owner?

Yeah?

We're in trouble.

Why?

-I washed my hands earlier.
-Yeah?

It's clogged?

-Is it?
-The sink.

[both] The sink is clogged?

Yes.

Hey, there's a lot of poop.

Hey, help me!

[Young-hyun]
Oh, dude. You're crawling on all fours.

RETURNS COVERED IN MUD

HEADS STRAIGHT TO THE SINK

It's not dissolving.

-Cow dung is used as fertilizer.
-Try hot water.

So it's okay.

-Then…
-Oh, really? Don't worry.

Let me try to unclog it.

OWNER SPRINGS INTO ACTION

[thrilling rock music playing]

Yeah, you're right, it's not going down.

I guess it's clogged back here.

SQUISHED

[amusing music playing]

THE CLOGGED MUDDY WATER IS DRAINING

ANXIOUS

It was going down pretty slowly before.

-Oh, really?
-Yeah.

Don't feel too bad.
It's not all your fault.

'Kay.

Is it okay now?

Not at all yet.

[Gi-pyo] Oh, it looks okay now.

SUCCESSFULLY UNCLOGGED

-Oh, thank you.
-Yeah.

I think there was like some sand built up.

Is it in the storage shed?

HEADS TO THE STORAGE SHED

[grunts]

[groans]

Ah, my legs.

Excuse me, could you please open the door?

PANTING

-Oh, thank you.
-Come on in.

[Young-hyun] I'll do it.

I wonder who's here.

THE TWINS ARRIVE

-Hi there, hello!
-[Kian] Welcome back!

Hi, everybody.

-Welcome back.
-[Smita] Hi!

Snemita.

Snemita, say hi, these are our new guests.

-Hello.
-Hey, what's up?

-What's your name?
-I'm Youn Young-hyun.

-Youn Hyeong-yeon.
-Young-hyun.

Young-hyun.

Does Mr. Owner look more tired,
or is it just me?

Do I look tired? Thanks a lot.

-Maybe.
-Really?

The first day, the second day,
and the third day…

-More and more and more…
-Yeah? I'm trying.

-You hanging in there?
-I'm hanging in there.

Can you get this?

How do I get this to you?

-How do we take that from you?
-This is…

[guests exclaim]

Here, let me help you.

JIN-AN SPRINGS INTO ACTION

-I'll hold you. Use one hand.
-With one hand…

[Yeon-koung] Can you get it?

One second.

Careful, careful…

Almost there.

WITH ONE ARM IN ONE GO

WATER JUG DELIVERY COMPLETE

[Jun-h*] Thank you.

[Kian] Damn. Thank you, man.

-Can you cook the eggs?
-Sure thing.

This is a lot for you
to prepare alone, Jun-h*.

No, it's okay.

-What shape should we make it in?
-[Yeon-koung] Don't worry about the shape.

You just spread it out like a pancake,
and then you go…

Fold, fold, fold, fold. Fold it up.

-Just an omelet?
-Yes.

-But we're going to cut it up.
-Mmm.

-If you cut it, it's gyeran-mari?
-Gyeran-mari. Right.

YEON-KOUNG STARTS ROLLING FIRST

[Jun-h*] All right.

Yeah, it's a bit big to roll.

Wow, this is coming out really well
and smells amazing.

Very legit.

I think this will be very tasty.

NEXT UP, ZUHA

I tried to make it a square.

PERFECT ANGLES

-How is it?
-[Yeon-koung] You did it perfectly.

-Yours is more legit. It looks perfect.
-Yeah, that looks good.

DRAG

SET

Why are you so good at everything?

Even the cutting boards
are perfectly aligned.

[Kian] What's that?

-I'm too nervous to make gyeran-mari.
-[Kian laughs]

Why would you be nervous?

Hey, don't mess up the gyeran-mari!

Because he gets everything
laid out perfectly before cooking.

GET EVERYTHING LINED UP

I don't think I can cut it.

Look at him cut though. So dainty.

NEAT DALGYAL-MARI MADE BY A PERFECTIONIST

-We have to keep boiling it, right?
-[Jun-h*] Yeah.

ADDING WATER

It needs to boil for a while.

THE KEY IS TO BOIL IT FOR A LONG TIME

ADDING MORE

He put a lot of thought into this,
don't you think?

Yeah, it's really sweet.

Since it's your birthday,

I really wanted to make the miyeok-guk
how it should be made.

-I really…
-I said it doesn't matter.

It matters to me.

Okay, all done.

DINNER IS READY

One, two, three.

-Okay, we got it.
-Oh… It's open.

-You're here, Jun-h*?
-Yeah.

We achieved religious unity.

JUN-h* & SANG-CHEON RETURN FROM THEIR TRIP

Hi there, great to meet you.
Hello, great to meet you.

-Nice to meet you.
-You as well.

I'm back!

Oh no!

-[Sang-cheon] Welcome back.
-Hi. Wow, thank you. That door.

-I'll go down and get things organized.
-Sounds good.

YEON-KOUNG - 1ST FLOOR
ZUHA - 2ND FLOOR

JUN-h* - 3RD FLOOR

I'll give it to you like this.

-[Yeon-koung] There we go.
-Careful.

THREE-TIER DELIVERY

[Sang-cheon] What teamwork!

If you can hold the sides, hold them.

AND THE MIYEOK-GUK TOO

-Everything okay?
-Are we good? Great, okay. Very good.

-We should lay them out.
-[Kian] Lay them out.

-Everything turned out amazing!
-Yeah, it looks good.

THE CHEF OF THE DAY DESCENDS IN STYLE

-Thank you.
-I hope I made enough for everyone.

I'm kind of worried, honestly.

Soup's on, soup's on,
get it while it's hot!

-Is there a new head chef?
-I'm hungry too.

-Take us through your process.
-Jun-h*, want to explain?

Ah, the backstory?

Okay, so today…

GETS UP

…we made miyeok-guk and gyeran-mari.

It's Kim Yeon-koung's birthday today, so…

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY TODAY

[guests cheering, applauding]

[Jun-h*]
So I tried making some miyeok-guk.

Because Snemita can't eat beef,
I used pork.

PORK MIYEOK-GUK CUSTOMIZED FOR THE GUESTS

The details, the details.

Thank you for the food. Thank you.

[exclaims]

Eat up, everyone.

-I'm nervous.
-Here's a big plate for someone.

Oh, because
I haven't really cooked before,

so I'm a bit insecure.

[Sang-cheon] Looks great.

[Yeon-koung] Can we eat now?
Is there soup?

NERVOUS

[Jun-h*] How does it taste?

Hey, Jun-h*. It's crazy good.

Are you sure?

LIVELY

Thanks to you, I get miyeok-guk like this.
It's so awesome.

You deserve it.

[Yeon-koung] He said he wasn't good
at cooking, but it was really stellar.

I think I'll remember this birthday
for a long time.

[Smita] Since we don't eat beef,

he was really considerate
with the choice of pork.

I was so grateful and touched.

-[Yeon-koung] First time.
-I didn't know.

-[Jun-h*] Like it?
-Yeah!

HAPPY

I'm glad.

We're gonna have to use the jacuzzi later.

6:40 P.M.

[Jun-h*] But the dishes…

We'll use the jacuzzi later,
so whoever wants to can.

Those who want to use the sauna can.

THE JACUZZI AND SAUNA ARE BOTH OPEN

-Should we do the dishes?
-[Gi-pyo] We can help.

-Right, guys?
-Yes.

[Kian] Let's do those dishes.

Ah, that was so good.

HESITANT

-It's fine.
-Um, we were wondering

-if we could make a suggestion.
-[Smita] Yes!

Yesterday, all the staff members
did the dishes.

What if we did it for you?

-Please, let us.
-Oh, yes.

-[Sang-cheon] The dishes.
-Exactly.

THE DISHES?

[Jun-h*] So greasy.

EVERY DAY, THE UNENDING DISHES

Ours hands are going to get so dried out.

What if we did it for you?

BREAKING INTO A SMILE

Or we could do our own dishes.

-At least.
-I don't know.

Oh, man, they would love that.

[all laughing]

FAILED TO HIDE THEIR EXPRESSIONS

PASSING THE BUCK TO THE OWNER

Well, if you insist, who am I to stop you
at the end of the day?

-[Smita] Yes!
-[Jun-h*] Very kind.

Are there many chances
to experience dishwashing on vacation?

-[Young-hyun] It's decided.
-[Kian] I feel good about it.

[Smita] Thank you!

Just hand them to me one-by-one.

[upbeat music playing]

Here, this is kinda heavy.

I got this.

-Father Sang-cheon, are you okay?
-Yes.

-I'm totally fine. Thank you.
-Are you okay?

-You should take a break, staff members.
-Thank you.

[Sang-cheon]
Let's clean up here first. This side.

DISHES DONE

-Thank you.
-Appreciate it.

[Kian] Wow, they did a nice job.

FILLING THE JACUZZI

WATER PRESSURE TOO LOW TO FILL THE JACUZZI

That's max strength?

Boss, how is it?

-I think this is going to take a while.
-Oh.

Let us know if you need help.

ESTIMATED TIME: ONE HOUR

THE OWNER GOES TO TAKE A SHOWER

HIS CLOTHES HAVE CHANGED?

DAY 1 - DAY 2 - DAY 3

THE OWNER ALWAYS WORE THE SAME OUTFIT

CHANGES CLOTHES AFTER 3 DAYS

-All right, should we play a game?
-What game?

-Want to play hide-and-seek?
-Have you seen that game?

One is blindfolded,
they go around taking pictures,

and you have to avoid
getting caught in the frame?

Oh, that's kind of cool.

So, the person taking the photos is it?

-It's a paparazzi game.
-Let's do that.

-You gonna play?
-Definitely.

A GAME WHILE THE JACUZZI IS FILLING UP

-Are you guys ready to play?
-Yeah.

First, we need to decide
on the person taking the photos.

CAMERA HIDE-AND-SEEK

-Blindfold them.
-[Jun-h*] You blindfold them?

The rest of us have to run away
and not get caught.

The person who gets caught is next.

We limit the number of photos they take.

Three times?

-[Kian] Three? They take three?
-Click, click, click?

All right. Ready?

WARMING UP

Hey, why are you warming up?

-Do we need to warm up?
-You need to.

You need to run away like this.

Oh.

[Seul]
Yeah, you can't be caught in the frame.

NERVOUS FOR NO REASON

SNEHAL IS IT FOR ROUND 1

No peeking.

-Your left hand. Okay.
-[Sang-cheon] He's so kind.

The button is here.

[Kian] Here we go!

ROUND 1 START

MOVES FORWARD

MOVING STEALTHILY

[suspenseful music playing]

SLOWLY

THEN SUDDENLY!

GEEZ

-She's an assassin.
-Look out!

CAMERA ASSASSIN

[guests laughing]

PLOPS DOWN

I think she got me.

-Oh no.
-[camera clicks]

-She took it!
-She took it, guys!

ROUND 1 OVER

-She's fast.
-So good at faking.

Let's take a look at the photos.

CHECKING THE PHOTOS

[Yeon-koung] This one's a no-go.

[Kian] Yeah, that one doesn't count.

Who's this?

-Who is that?
-She got them!

Zuha, Zuha, Zuha.

-Zuha.
-Oh, that's not me.

THAT'S NOT ME?

BUT IT IS…

-Am I wrong?
-Zuha.

PLAYING DUMB

I think we know who's it.

ZUHA AGAIN?

ZUHA AGAIN!

-It's Zuha again. Yeah.
-It's Zuha! Zuha, you're so cute.

-Okay, she's it.
-It's Zuha.

-I had a feeling.
-Poor thing.

-Is it me?
-Yes.

ZUHA IS IT FOR ROUND 2

I'll take good pictures of you.

Here I go.

ROUND 2

Here I go.

[camera clicks]

[suspenseful music playing]

INCHING ALONG

You're so calm, Zuha.

SO CALM

SO CHAOTIC

You're so calm, Zuha.

THE MOST CHAOTIC IS THE OWNER

Did you take it?

ROUND 2 OVER

Man, I think she got me. sh*t.

[Kazuha] I got someone's toes!

You're in so many of them.

-Yeah, right.
-Look, look.

[Kian] Let's see what you got.

-What? That's not me.
-These are your feet. They're your pants.

-Damn it. Next photo, next.
-Yeah.

It's 'cause you're long.

Oh, wow.
You're in all of them, Yeon-koung.

-Yeah.
-Oh. This one.

Huh?

Zuha, you're good
at taking pictures of yourself.

AN UNEXPECTED MIRROR SELFIE

-Who is that?
-Hold on, hold on.

Oh, it's Yeon-koung.

Look, it's Attack on Titan.

[Yeon-koung] Who's that?

[all laughing]

[Kian] About to knock a wall!

DEFLATED

YEON-KOUNG IS IT NEXT

-Final round.
-[Jun-h*] Okay.

We have to get the jacuzzi ready soon.

LAST ROUND

Y'all better be scared.

[exhilarating rock music playing]

[Kazuha] Okay, okay.

SHALL WE BEGIN?

POINTING THE CAMERA AT THE FLOOR

THE OWNER LOWERED HIS BODY
IN THE PREVIOUS ROUND

AND YEON-KOUNG WATCHED HIM

TARGETING THE OWNER

AS EXPECTED,
THE OWNER IS LOWERING HIS BODY

[chuckling]

THE OWNER

[guests laughing]

SPINNING WITH THE CAMERA

LAST ROUND OVER

Wow.

-You're really good.
-That was something.

-Oh, this is hard. Oh, man, I'm tired.
-[Smita] She was so amazing.

Kian, you're going to be in so many.

CURIOUS

-[Smita] Wait, who is that?
-Yeah, that's me, that's me, that's me.

-Are you kidding?
-[Yeon-koung] He's praying.

[Jun-h* laughs] Kian.

I thought I'd be good at this.

THE OWNER AGAIN

She got such good pictures.

[Kian] What is this angle?

THE OWNER AGAIN AND AGAIN

-[Seul] They're all the same.
-Why are they the same?

-Why did she get them all like that?
-[Seul] It's like a photoshoot.

AMAZED

-You circled me, right?
-[Kian] Yeah.

I aimed for the people circling me.
So I went, click, click, click, click.

Oh, this was great.

CAMERA HIDE-AND-SEEK IS OVER

Everyone, anyone who wants to go
in the jacuzzi, change and head upstairs.

JACUZZI FINISHED FILLING UP
DURING THE GAME

Can we use the sauna too?

Of course, you can.

The place is yours.

THE FIRST TO VISIT THE JACUZZI?

[upbeat music playing]

YOUNGEST MEMBER OF THE LUGE TEAM
YOUNG-HYUN

[exclaims softly]

Whoa, it's hot.

Oh my goodness.

JUN-h* JOINS WITH TOWELS

How's the water up there? Is it warm?

CURIOUS

Super warm.

Oh, it's nice? I should get in.

Is it? Okay, I'm glad.

RELIEVED

[Young-hyun] Oh, it's warm.

[Gi-pyo] This is nice.

THE SINK JACUZZI IS A SUCCESS

-This is nice.
-The water's perfect.

It's just right.

We should use the sauna too.

-That's why we wanted to come here.
-It's almost too hot.

THE OWNER ENTERS THE SAUNA

[Yeon-koung] Hi, welcome.

GATHERING IN THE SAUNA

JACUZZI AND SAUNA OPEN AT THE SAME TIME

How did you end up at the B&B?

I've never been to Pyeongchang,
not for a vacation or a trip.

You've never been here for fun?

We heard they were doing Kian's B&B, so…

We decided to come for fun.

-Are you able to do that as athletes?
-Yes, we can.

-The season's over now.
-[Jun-h*] Oh, I see.

It ended today.

-So today was the last competition.
-[Young-hyun] We came right after.

-Yes, today.
-Finally, we can relax.

So, how exactly do you do luge?

-First--
-You start in a seated position.

And you use these gloves
with spikes on the fingers

to paddle along the ice.

Ah, like this, to go?

Yes, you start like that
and then lie down in the sled.

So what does the track look like?

From the top of the mountain…

-You go down the slope?
-Yes, down the slope.

But this track is used
for bobsled, skeleton, and luge.

-All three of them.
-[Young-hyun] All go down the same track.

I'm embarrassed to admit it,

but it's my first time
learning about this.

I've seen it before,

but I never knew what it was called.

The only way to get recognition
is to win a medal.

Well, now that we're talking about it…

I really want to see you
compete in the Olympics. Really.

If we compete in the Olympics,
would you come?

If you guys go,
I would definitely come watch.

I really hope you make it.

Do you want to go to the sauna?
I wonder if it's crowded in there.

Will they not let us in?

-Let's go together.
-Yes, yes.

They can't stop us all.

TIME FLEW BY AS THEY TALKED

I feel like it's cooler now. Am I crazy?

THE JACUZZI COOLED DOWN

Can we go, just like this?

-Yeah, if you just dry off real fast.
-Oh, okay.

DRYING THEMSELVES WITH TOWELS

[Yeon-koung]
Wow, this place is really packed today.

Wow, everyone wants to use the sauna.

SAUNA AT THE HEIGHT OF ITS POPULARITY

-[Kian] We should create a wait list.
-They love it.

It smells good,
and we can sweat it out too.

Did you know it's vital for detoxing?

ADDING THE OWNER'S TOUCH

Here comes the steam!

Wow.

-Oh, yeah.
-[Gi-pyo] It's amazing.

This is incredible. This is the life.
The best I've felt in days. Oh, yeah.

-[Jun-h*] Are you sweating?
-Of course I am!

Are you kidding me right now?

Every pore of my body is singing.
I'd stay here 30 minutes.

30 MORE MINUTES

-I could.
-You drink a lot yesterday?

We each had one drink.

-Do you feel hot or cold now?
-Good.

[all exclaim]

THE LIGHTS GO OUT?

-Is it time to get out?
-Someone turned the lights off.

SHOCKED

[Jun-h*] What's going on?

-What the hell?
-Who turned off the lights?

-[Young-hyun] This is scary.
-[Jin-an] It's spooky!

[Jun-h*] Yeah, this is scary.

[Yeon-koung]
Kian's B&B is all about teamwork.

-[Jun-h*] Roll it.
-[Yeon-koung] Focus.

[Jun-h* and Yeon-koung]
Seven, eight, nine, ten.

Why are you flapping so much?

[Kian] Hey, this is perfect for laundry.

[Yeon-koung]
Kian's B&B is a test of endurance.

Where did the boss go?

My teeth are also part
of the cleaning hour.

Man…

[both yell]

[Yeon-koung]
Come on. Look at that giant mess!

[Jun-h*] Oh god, I'm tired. My body hurts.

[Yeon-koung]
The work never ends at Kian's B&B.

-[yells] No!
-[Yeon-koung] He messed up big time.

[yells]

[Kian yelps]

Why are you making her cry?
Pull yourself together!

[alarm blares]

-What's that?
-Who's that? What's going on?

SAFETY ALERT TEXT
HEAVY SNOW WARNING

-[Yeon-koung] Why a blizzard?
-[Jun-h*] The door won't open.

[Kian] Hey, the building is collapsing!

[man] Are we trapped?

[woman] We're so trapped.

[Kian] Yeah, we got to shovel this.

[Yeon-koung] Let's work together.

It's Daegwallyeong snow.
It should be clean, right?

[laughs]

[screams]

[yells]

[Jun-h*] They're fighting again.

-[Yeon-koung] Should we make a snowman?
-Whoo!

[exclaims]

[yells]

KIAN'S BIZARRE B&B SEASON 2

[theme song playing]