08x06 - Close Encounters of the Nerd Kind - Part 2

[bunniefuu]

♪ Crashing through the crowded halls ♪

♪ Dodging girls like ping pong ba*ls ♪

♪ Just to reach the bathroom on time ♪

♪ Leaping over laundry piles ♪

♪ Diapers you can smell for miles ♪

♪ Guy's gotta do what he can to survive ♪

♪ In the Loud House In the Loud House ♪

♪ Duck, dodge, push and shove that's how we show our love ♪

♪ In the Loud House In the Loud House ♪

♪ One boy, ten girls ♪

♪ Wouldn't trade it for the world ♪

♪ Loud House Loud, Loud House ♪

Poo-poo.

[creepy music playing]

[expl*si*n]

[all gasp]

If that's an alien,

I'm gonna go all "hi-yah"

on its space butt.

Wait, do aliens have butts?

In the Glord Nebula,

they have five.

[gasps] That's like, ten cheeks!

Perfect.

The more, the better.

[pants, gasps]

Looks like it crashed over there!

-[flame crackling] -[Zach] Guys!

I know I promised my parents

we wouldn't use our gear but...

desperate times.

Sick.

[crackling]

[muttering]

[all gasp]

[muttering]

-Flip? -[mumbling]

Aliens! Test tubes!

Goo! [sighs]

-[thuds] -[groans]

Big ship! [muttering]

Snap out of it!

Also, I'm sorry.

[whimpers]

What the heck happened to you?

Okay. So there I was,

putting out perfectly legal candies at the Food N' Fuel,

when all of a sudden, the lights start flickering!

I was about to give Royal Woods Electric an earful,

when I come face-to-face with this goo man!

He zapped me with some sort of abductor ray!

-[all gasp] -Next thing I know,

I'm in a ship covered in goo

and scared out of my mind!

Whoa!

Did you happen to see if the aliens had butts?

Oh, they had butts all right.

Five of 'em!

Forget the butts.

Did you see my family?

The whole lot of them!

They had us stuffed in these tubes

like we were gas station beef sticks!

[gasps] What?

Oh. [groans]

Nobody beef sticks my family!

How did you manage to escape?

I didn't have to.

They gave me the boot.

I guess ol' Flip wasn't good enough

for their weird alien probe-fest.

Eh, could be 'cause my body

is percent nacho cheese.

So, where's their ship now?

I don't know, but you better find 'em fast, chiefs.

They're collecting humans!

And they only need one more

before they're outta here!

It's not too late!

We just need to find them

before they get to that last human!

But we don't know where they are.

They could be anywhere.

[gasps] Look!

Flickering lights!

That's been happening all night.

It must mean an alien is nearby.

Follow those lights!

[all panting]

Hey, you tell those aliens

I want my pants back!

Those are my skinny jeans!

[gurgling]

Oh, I'm already tucked in.

[knocking on door]

You're not gonna go away, are you?

[banging on door]

Fine, I'm comin'!

But I don't have any candy!

[groans] Ah, let me check the fridge.

Maybe I have some cold cuts.

[electricity crackling]

[all panting]

Commander's log. Andromeda crew

now entering Franklin Street.

Proceeding with caution.

Once we immobilize the target,

we'll grab its abductor ray,

and we'll reverse the beam,

safely bringing back my family, Cheryl and Meryl.

What about Chandler and Trent?

Fine. Them too.

[gasp, groan]

[gulps] There it is.

[crackling]

[growls]

Ah! [all whimper]

Okay, crew. Set phasers to immobilize.

-[powers up] -Wait!

What if that there alien tries to zap us?

[gasps] I know!

Everyone take one of these.

These will protect us against an abduction ray?

Oh, yeah. The elemental composition of these bad boys

repels alien photons, rays,

blasters, phasers, and unwanted odors.

[farts]

[sniffs] No odor detected.

All right, follow my lead.

[Lincoln] Hey, slimeball! Over here!

[alien grunts]

[gurgles]

[weapon powers up]

[gurgles, snarls]

[Lincoln] Triple P!

sh**ting Star formation!

[all shouting]

We got you now, alien.

-[zapping] -[gasping]

-[zaps] -[squawks]

[gurgles]

[rapid zapping]

-[clanging] -[all groan, gasp]

[gasps]

Hey! He's tryin' to skedaddle!

[all panting]

[thuds]

[zapping]

[gurgles]

[gasps]

We got you now!

-[zaps] -[Lincoln] Whoa!

It can do that? [gasps]

[zaps]

-[all shouting] -[zapping]

[quirky music playing]

Timber maneuver!

[grunting]

-[zaps] -[Lincoln] He's immobilized.

Phase one complete, crew.

Permission to celebrate, Commander?

Woo-hoo! Oh, yeah! Give me some tentacle.

-Ah! -Oops. Sorry.

Ooh. A Flerbian Particle Configurator.

These are top-of-the-line.

I just need to reverse the polarity of the beam,

and then we can bring everybody back!

[squelching]

And... got it!

[gasps] Stella, don't move!

Huh? What? Why?

-[gasps] -[zaps]

[gasps]

Uh-oh.

-[thwacks] -[all groan]

Uh!

[foreboding music playing]

-Ah! Where's my shield? -[Lincoln] Clyde!

Take mine! [grunts]

-[grunts] Ah! -[zaps]

-[clangs] -Whew!

[snarls]

Lincoln!

It's always crew

before commander.

[powers up, zaps]

[zaps]

[all gasp]

Lincoln!

No!

Give us our friend back!

-You monster! -[all panting]

-[zaps] -[all gasp]

He's gone!

What do we do now?

[gasps] Up there!

[Zach] They're leaving!

[whooshes]

[gloomy music playing]

Ah, what were we thinkin'?

We're not Triple P.

We're just a bunch of cosplaying dorks.

And now I've lost my best friend.

I'll never forget the sacrifice you made, Lincoln.

You were the only Clincoln to my McLoud!

[wails]

[gasps] Clyde, quit crying!

Huh?

Wow, Zach. Way insensitive.

No, no, no! I meant there's still a way

to save Lincoln and the others.

[sniffles]

Follow me!

[sinister music playing]

Ta-da!

We're gonna save everyone with a photo booth?

Guys, this is my mom and dad's newest invention.

A teleportation device.

It dematerializes whatever's inside

and beams it somewhere else.

That's how we can get on that spaceship!

[all groan]

Okay, let's turn this bad boy on.

It's manual, so there's a crank on the side

to keep the power going.

Sounds like a job

for the Dream Dude.

[grunting]

First thing we have to do

is track the ship's location with our radar.

[whirs, powers down]

-[grunts] -[powers up]

[Rusty groaning]

You want to move it along in there?

[pants]

Not that I'm tired,

I could do this all day.

-[beeps] -[device powers up]

Ooh, there are so many fun filter options.

-Focus, Stella! -[static]

[Zach] Found it!

Okay, Rusty, get in here!

I'm engaging teleportation.

[all gasping, whimpering]

Full disclosure.

I'm not % sure this will work.

Last time my parents tested this,

they were aiming for Saturn,

but ended up in the Burpin' Burger bathroom.

Wait, what?

[whirring, zaps]

-[zaps] -[all gasp]

Oh, man.

The Burpin' Burger bathroom again?

I could go for some fries.

What? Lincoln would want us to eat.

Wait! One, two, three, four...

[gasps] This toilet seat

is built for five alien butts!

We're on the ship!

We gotta find out where they're holding everybody.

Set phasers to "immobilize."

[powering up]

[foreboding music playing]

[gurgling]

Ah! Trick or treat, alien scum!

Tentacles up and nobody gets hurt!

[gurgling]

-[thwacks] -Ow!

I said nobody gets hurt!

Last warning, creeps!

-Tentacles up! -[thwacks]

So that's how you want to play.

Triple P! Meteor shower attack!

[all grunting, panting]

-[thwacks] -[groans]

Watch your multiple butts!

Here comes the Trunk Tornado!

-[grunting] -[growls]

Huh? A-ha!

Take that!

[groans]

-[Liam shouting] -[gurgles, groans]

Guess y'all barked up the wrong tree!

[whimpering]

Check this out. Ooh, ahh.

Bet you've never seen sweet moves like these.

Ooh, ahh.

[curious gurgling]

[Rusty] Back on Earth, we call this

"a pop and a lock"!

Oh, yeah.

[screaming]

[grunts]

[muffled groan]

[muffled grunt]

Oh! [grunts]

No more nice Cronk.

-[zaps] -[groans]

Whoa! Sweet move!

Ugh. It was like being inside a pudding cup.

-[alien snarls] -Ah!

-[weapon zapping] -[gurgling]

-Look out! -[zaps]

That'll teach them to mess with Triple P.

Now to find them captives.

Hmm. My Huey Huey instinct is telling me they're...

this way!

Also, it's the only other door

in the room.

Come on!

[all panting]

-[groans] -Hm.

[dings]

-[elevator whirs] -[bell dings]

[all gasp]

[suspenseful music playing]

Yay, we're rescued!

Oh, thank goodness.

We don't like this. [sobs]

You better believe I'm leaving a review

of this establishment!

Five stars all the way.

Bust me out of here!

I'll save you, buddy!

[grunting]

[thudding]

[groans]

I came in way too hot.

[groans]

Guys! Look for a red lever!

In Triple P, there's always a red lever.

[all groaning]

-[thumping] -Huh?

-[thumping] -Over here!

Wow. Chandler's actually being helpful.

Hurry up, losers!

There's our guy.

[grunts]

This case won't budge!

[grunts, groans]

Let me try to blast it open.

[zapping]

Great. We're never gonna get out of here.

[Rusty] Allow me.

[pants, grunts]

-[thuds] -[groans]

[groans]

Nothing's strong enough

to break open that dumb case.

Is anyone else coming or just you guys?

Stand back, y'all!

Time for the ol' Cowpie Kid scatter-shot!

-[grunts] -[shatters]

Huh. Hey.

[Liam] Who would have thought Flip's candy

was actually good for somethin'?

-[grunts] -[liquid burbles]

-[thuds] -Ah.

[grunts] My pores can breathe again.

We're free!

Bless your hearts.

-What about me? -[liquid burbles]

Whoa! [groans]

Geez, took you nerds long enough.

-[Trent] Ah! -[groans]

Lovin' that attitude of gratitude.

[loud thudding]

[alarm blaring]

[sputtering]

[alarm blaring]

What's going on?

That kind of alarm on the Andromeda

always signaled a power failure!

Gadzooks! Those aliens

weren't just abducting us willy-nilly.

They were using us as...

human batteries!

And now, with no source of power,

this craft will plummet to Earth and crash!

[all gasp]

Back in your pods, human batteries!

I have a mani-pedi on Friday I can't miss.

[Lincoln] Nobody needs to go back in

because the ship isn't going to crash.

We've watched Triple P a million times.

Remember the emergency landing they did on Kaylee's Comet?

We can do this! We know the protocol.

Who's with me?

[heroic music playing]

Crew, to your stations.

[bright music playing]

Deputy Dream Dude's got the slimeballs covered

to make sure there's no funny business this time.

[aliens gurgling]

[zaps]

Not today, goo boy.

Lieutenant Blorb, status report.

-[beeping] -Total free fall

in three, two...

[all screaming]

[all groaning]

[whooshing]

-[giggles] -[gasps]

[all groan]

Sick g-force, baby!

We gotta slow this thing down

or we'll never survive the impact!

Don't worry about that,

this meteor shower

is probably gonna destroy us first!

[sighs] That's a relief.

Wait, what?

[suspenseful music playing]

This calls for evasive maneuvers!

Stat! [grunts]

We have just enough reserve power left

for you to steer, Commander!

Ooh! Can I charge my phone?

-Mm. -Or later is fine.

Hang on, everybody!

[girls shriek]

[Lincoln] Things are about to get bumpy!

[all groaning]

-[whooshes] -[all shriek]

-[rapid beeping] -[Zach grunting]

[all screaming]

[grunts]

-[whooshing] -[all screaming]

[grunts]

[whooshes]

Well done, Commander.

We're out of the meteor shower

but still falling fast!

Then we're just gonna have to do our best

to bring her down safely.

Tech Sergeant Cronk,

engage landing gear.

On it!

[grunting]

Trunk, give me a limb!

[both grunting]

-[crackles] -[both shriek]

[gasps] The sap from your costume

has gunked up all the gears!

I need that landing gear down ASAP!

-Ah! -Dang it, Commander!

I'm a talking tree,

not a miracle worker! [grunts]

We're coming in too hot.

We'll never survive the impact!

[whooshing]

As tempting as a fiery demise sounds,

I have an alternate idea.

We can land in the big spider web in our yard.

It's made out of tarantula silk.

One of the strongest materials in the world.

Awaiting your directive, Commander.

[groans]

[light music playing]

[sighs] Doctor Mucus,

set course for Franklin Street.

We're going home.

[heroic music playing]

We're locked on, Captain.

Let's do this.

[all screaming]

[whooshes]

[grunting]

[whooshes]

Brace for impact!

[all screaming]

[clattering]

[all whimpering]

Come on, Lincoln lame-o!

-[all shriek] -[whooshes]

[all] Whew!

[barks]

[overlapping chatter]

Whoa!

-[screams] -[gasps]

I got you, Lily!

-[inhales, blows air] -[Lily screaming]

[Rusty groans]

[giggles]

Deputy Dream Dud...

my hero.

It's "Dude," but I'll let it slide

because you're two.

[giggles]

-[all cheering] -Yoo-hoo! We did it!

I am so proud of all of you kids.

Me too!

Though, to be honest, I was out cold

for most of the big finale. [laughs]

Sorry we gave you a hard time earlier.

Yeah. We shouldn't have called you "pathetic dweebs,

destined for a life of solitude."

I don't remember you saying that.

Oh. Right. [awkward chuckle]

-That was after you left. -Mm.

I can't believe these words are coming out of my mouth,

but I kind of want to watch Triple P now.

Me too! You know what? We should have a viewing party.

Ooh, count me in, girl!

I'll bring the snacks.

I got a delicious recipe for Crab Nebula dip!

Look! The immobilizin' ray is plumb wearin' off!

-[zaps] -[gibbering]

-No funny stuff, slime wads! -Rusty, wait!

I think they're trying to tell us something.

Us humans. No talky gibber-jabber.

-[translator beeps] -[alien leader] Hola.

Bonjour.

[gurgle]

Hello.

[clears throat] I'm sorry. Is that better?

Earthlings, please accept our apologies.

We were passing through your galaxy

and running low on fuel.

[screeches, sputters]

[beeping]

[alien leader] That's when we received a transmission

from one of your communicators.

Ha! Your stupid omelet thing!

I knew it!

[Chandler] You're not heroes.

You guys brought the aliens here.

It's all their fault!

[beeping]

[Chandler on recording] Earth to aliens!

We got some space geeks here

who are dying to meet you.

Why don't you come down so you can all have

an intergalactic dork party?

[beeps]

Then the Bad Earthling revealed

you all disguise yourselves on your human holiday.

[Chandler] There are millions of people in costumes tonight,

but somehow, yours are the dumbest.

That gave us the idea to infiltrate your species

and use you as a power source.

It's well known throughout the galaxies

that humans make great batteries.

Unfortunately, I'm always putting them in

upside down. [laughs]

Nice going, Chandler.

You're literally the worst.

I'm so over all this.

-[beeps] -[door whirs]

Chandler out.

-Whoa! -[thuds]

Ew, gross!

[all laughing]

Anyhoo, according to intergalactic law,

you have defeated us and may now vaporize us.

Uh, but please, not in the face.

What? No!

There's an old Huey Huey proverb.

"Glip-glipe-glank-gloopity gloop-gloop-grunk-grank-grick."

Rough translation, "Forgive and forget."

So... what do we do with them?

They could always bunk in the barn with the animals.

Or I can simply create

a human-free alternative fuel

to power their vessel back home.

Hmm. We prefer option B.

Okay. If you do us a favor first.

[cackling]

[wolf howling]

Huh?

[groaning]

-[screaming] -[giggles]

[growling]

[giggling]

-[screaming] -[giggles]

[gasps]

[foreboding music playing]

[growls]

[wails]

-Ah! -[camera clicks, whirs]

[screaming]

That... was... awesome!

[Lucy] That's what I'm talking about.

-[all laughing] -Yeah!

[zaps]

[laughing]

Bam! I kicked him right in his fifth butt.

Yeah, pretty much saved the whole day.

-Ooh. -Wow.

We are loving Halloween.

In fact, we are going to take the holiday

back to our planet.

Nice!

Triple P protected Earth

and scored a win for space diplomacy.

[female officer] Corporal Kweeb reporting for duty!

Sorry it took so long. Things were pretty busy

at the police station-- Whoa!

-[squelches] -[all gasp]

Wow! Great job with the alien costumes.

So realistic!

[all laughing]

♪ Cramped inside this tiny space ♪

♪ May sound bad but ain't the case ♪

♪ In the Loud House Loud House ♪

♪ Duck and dodge and push and shove ♪

♪ That's the way we show our love ♪

♪ In the Loud House Loud House ♪

♪ Laundry piles stacked up high ♪

♪ Hand-me-downs that make me cry ♪

♪ Stand in line to take a pee Never any privacy ♪

♪ Chaos with kids ♪

♪ That's the way it always is in the Loud House ♪