[Gentle electronic music]
[Phone buzzes]
[David snores]
Oh, baby.
- Hmm?
- Ohh.
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
- Go back to sleep.
- Oh.
[Sleepily] What time is it?
I don't know. Phone's dead.
Oh.
My alarm goes off in 90 minutes.
- Why?
- Hmm.
Fish market life, baby.
[Ashley] Hmm.
[David grunts]
Do you wanna have sex?
For 90 minutes?
Oh. Let's see.
Yeah. Definitely.
[Theme music]
[Light music]
Oh, f*ck.
It's fun, it's healthy,
and it's bursting with yellow.
Whoops!
And you know the great thing is
you only need four other mums
and then at playgroup,
the kids can swap.
[Ashley groans] Oh, my God.
Um...
The kids, they... they can
just swap their lunches.
- They swap a little bit of each.
- [Ashley groans]
And they've got a rainbow lunch.
Okay, for f*ck's sake, Ash.
Come on!
What's wrong?
[Sobs]
[Ashley groans]
Okay, what's happened?
[Muffled voice] I'm f*cked.
[Lighthearted music]
Hey. Hey, f*ck off.
Ground Control to Major Loser,
what's going on?
Nothing.
Don't play a player, son.
Seriously, Chi, I'm fine. Go on.
Oh, okay. Nah. We're gonna do
a little dance, are we, Gordy?
- What?
- Where I say, "Oh, you sure?"
And you say, "Yeah, totally,"
then I open up a new chat
to talk about
what I wanna talk about,
then you tell me what was wrong
in the first place.
We're gonna do that,
Gordy, you f*ck?
I'm fine.
- Uh, you're lying.
- No, I'm fi...
- Tell me. -No. -Tell me.
- No!
- Tell me. I won't stop.
- Stop.
- Say it, say it, say it, say it.
- Okay, fine!
f*ck' hell.
You cannot tell anyone,
not even Brett.
- Okay.
- [Brett] You serious?
- You'd tell her but not me?
- [Gordon] Yes. Uh, sorry.
Of course I can tell you, man.
I wanna tell you separately.
You sit down.
I'll tell you both. It's good.
- [Chair scrapes]
- Yep.
Okay.
The other night at my birthday,
I didn't tell you guys,
but I kissed Ash.
Incredible timing.
You mean, uh, this?
What the f*ck?!
- Yeah.
- Cut out the middle man.
- Who told you this?
- [Chiara] Oh, Heavy.
And then we checked the cameras
that you installed.
- Made one in your size too.
- You like it slim fit, yeah?
Yeah, I wear mine to bed.
It's really comfy.
- [Gordon] Okay, take it off.
- That's what she said.
Brett, this is not funny!
Take it off!
Hey, you're in no position
to be telling anyone else
what to do, okay?!
Gordon, I'm only
gonna say this once.
Do not pursue it.
It will end in tears. Again!
Yeah, I like a good cry,
but that was too much.
Yep. Okay.
Get up. Get up!
Take a look. Take a look.
Take that in.
See, he's gonna wear
that T-shirt
as a haunting reminder of
how much of a c*ck you are.
- [Gordon] f*ck' hell.
- Come on, Brett.
How did this turn
into a storm-off?
- [Chiara] We're making a point.
- Yeah.
- Brett, take it off!
- No!
[Quietly] Also, we had sex.
- [Chiara] What'd you say?
- Nothing!
[Quirky music]
What's going on?
Last night, Ashy f*cked Gordon.
Ashy!
Came home,
found David's dead nanna's
engagement ring
under the bed.
- [Gasps]
- This morning, it's gone.
Which means it is actively
on his person as we speak.
Help me.
Okay, thank God I'm here.
All right, Ashy,
we are gonna fix this.
We are gonna fix this right now.
- Really, Rumi?
- Yeah.
Sweetheart, I've been
proposed to nine times.
- Nine times?!
- Nine.
All right.
Pros and cons of each guy,
let's go.
- Ooh!
- Okay, that's good. That's good.
- Yes.
- Let's do that.
Okay, um, David con -
stinks of fish.
Okay.
David con -
doesn't do his own laundry.
David con - puts the good knives
in the dishwasher.
And the wok and the skillet.
I know you both want
David to move out.
We absolutely could do
with the extra space.
It's not about us, not about us.
Gordon con - sh*t name.
- Terrible.
- [Megan] Yes.
Gordon con - hair is graying,
which means
he will definitely die first.
This is depressing.
Let's do some pros!
[Rumi] Okay.
David pro - he's safe.
He will never leave you
and he always puts you first.
Oh, my God, that's amazing.
Why... why don't I want that?
Well, Gordon pro -
he makes you laugh.
[Rumi] Oh, Ashy, that's true.
He's funny.
He is. Is David not funny?
Not intentionally.
Oh! Oh, my God. We're having
lunch at the fish markets.
- [Rumi] Ooh.
- Oh! I f*cking forgot.
Wait. He's not
gonna propose there?
- He wouldn't do that, right?
- He could!
This is...
- He loves fish!
- Oh, sh*t.
Listen, you're somatically
really agitated right now.
Let's do some
box breathing together.
Here we go. [Breathes deeply]
- I don't have time.
- [Rumi] Oh, okay. All right.
Well, look, the important
thing is be prepared.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Nine times out of ten,
the ring will come
from the pocket.
- So if he stands...
- Yes.
..and he goes for the pocket,
you know it's coming.
- Yes.
- Yeah?
- Great.
- Okay.
Then what do I do?
Do I just run or something?
Oh, my God. Ash,
you should make yourself vomit.
Ash can make herself vomit
on cue.
- Can you? Fingers or...?
- [Ashley] I can.
- No, no fingers.
- Perfect. Do that.
- Is that not too much?
- No, not too much.
What if he does it from kneeling
or he sits, he's just sitting?
He's still gonna go
for the pocket, isn't he?
- Yeah.
- Look at this.
Oh, yeah.
Hey, Ashy, look at this view.
- The pocket!
- Yes!
So whether it's a stand
or a sit,
if he goes for the pocket,
you swivel, then spew.
Yes! Yes.
Great.
Okay.
- Guys.
- [Rumi] Yeah?
- The other option...
- [Megan] Mm?
..and we need to think
about it, is that I just...
..you know, lean in.
I've been with David a while.
I really love him too, don't I?
Do you?
Do I?
Do you?
Do I?
f*cking straight people!
[Quirky music]
- Hey, Chi?
- [Chiara] Hmm?
- Trio of dips, trio of shits.
- [Chiara] Yeah.
- You know what I mean?
- 100%.
Let's just do a dynamic duo.
Tzatziki...
- Totally. Tzatziki can go.
- f*ck off, tzatziki.
What, it's just yogurt, mate,
with garlic in it.
- Yeah.
- [Door shuts]
The Greeks have gone mad
on that one.
- Darling, I have, um...
- Oh.
..parked my car
across the street,
so could someone move it
in the next ten minutes?
Um, okay.
Where are the keys to your ute?
Um...
Uh, remind me what we're doing?
- Oh, are you serious?
- No, no, I know. I know.
It's just timing. It's the time.
I'm getting bedside tables.
Yours look like they're from Costco.
Yes.
- We already agreed on this.
- Yeah.
- It's on the whiteboard.
- Yeah.
If I'm moving in,
we need to have nice things,
which is why
you flea-bombed the house.
Oh, yep.
[Chelsea] Oh.
Um...
..speaking of things
that we have agreed on,
I got another email
from the IVF place.
Okay. Okay.
I'm still paying for
egg storage.
Have you thought more about it?
Ah, sh*t, I don't know.
I mean, um...
Gordon,
it's not gonna happen naturally.
I'm over 35, so it's already
gonna be a geriatric pregnancy.
- That's a bit much.
- It's just what they call it.
- Oh, I didn't know that.
- Gordon.
Sorry.
Plus your motility
is incredibly low.
Hey, can we not?
So... this week maybe?
I mean...
..your eggs are already
in a fridge somewhere.
Like, you told me
there wasn't a rush on this.
I said that six months ago,
Gordon.
[Gordon] Oh.
Hm. What is your reluctance?
I mean, I'm at work
at the moment.
Like, I've got a bit on.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, I always do this.
No, no, no, no, no.
It's all right.
- No, it's just that I...
- Chels.
It's just that
I'm literally moving in
and I think
that makes me scared.
- I'm feeling really vulnerable.
- Okay.
I just... I don't even know
if you want this.
Like, I feel really stupid.
I feel silly.
I mean, do you... do you...
Do you even want this?
Of course. Of course. Yeah.
Will you do it this week?
I mean, if the timing...
You know, if I get time off.
It's a pretty busy week.
But if, and if they have
appointments, I don't know...
- Thank you!
- Yeah, of course I will.
[Chelsea laughs]
That means so much to me.
Yeah, I know.
- [Chelsea sighs]
- [Gordon] Hmm.
- [Chelsea] Okay.
- Okay.
- I'll see you later.
- All right.
Bye, Chiara.
[Chiara] Bye!
[Door opens]
[Door closes]
Don't say anything.
- Stop looking at me.
- What?
Stop looking at me.
What's the problem?
You tell me.
- There is no problem.
- No.
There's no problem!
Shut up. Will you shut up?
Like, you are f*cking...
You're... you're out of control.
- I am?
- You're out of control.
I'm the one
who's out of control?
Look at yourself.
You're hysterical right now.
You are f*cking
hysterical right...
I've got to move the car anyway.
Yeah.
Calm down.
- Take a minute or something.
- Yep.
- [Bright music]
- [Water sloshes]
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, sh*t!
- I'm sorry, love. I'm so sorry.
- [David] Ashy!
- [Woman] Oh, let me just...
- Over here.
[Fishmongers mutter]
- [David] Ash.
- Yep.
[David] Hey.
Oh! Just through here.
It's so smelly.
It's okay. I've had a shower.
- [Laughs] Okay.
- And clean clothes.
I've just got a little set-up
over here for us.
We're not normally
allowed back here.
But I spoke to Stav
that does the oysters.
- These incredible Sydney rock.
- Okay.
And he said it was fine.
So... I just got
like an umbrella and...
- I mean, look at that view.
- Yeah.
It's the best seat in the house.
[Ashley] Whoo!
Here. Sit, sit, sit.
I also slipped Gerry ten bucks,
so she's gonna bring us
a big fisherman's basket.
- Yum! [Laughs]
- Yeah.
Oh, God.
- But more importantly...
- Hmm?
[Birds cawing]
- Uh...
- [Heaves loudly]
What's wrong? Are you okay?
Oh, my gosh.
- Are you okay?
- Oh! What is that?
It's just tartare sauce.
Are you okay?
I'm good. So sorry.
- You right?
- Yeah.
Oh.
Feeling tartare-ible today,
are you? [Chuckles]
That's funny.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- Sorry. That was silly.
- You good?
- You sure?
- Yeah. I promise. Yeah. All good.
[David] Oh, um...
Hey, g'day, Kenneth!
[Kenneth] Hey.
Hey. That was some
incredible mackerel before.
[Kenneth] Sorry, mate?
[David] It was
some holy mackerel.
You gotta speak up.
I can't hear you.
It was holy mackerel!
I'm f*cking busy, bro.
- [Chuckles]
- [Ashley laughs awkwardly]
[Ashley laughs awkwardly]
I brought the, uh, crossword.
Oh, nice. Nice.
- Um... All right.
- Okay.
One down.
"Only country with
all five vowels."
- Okay.
- Ten letters.
Oh. Um... Hmm...
Mozambique.
- Does it fit?
- Yep.
Wow.
- Hey.
- Yeah.
That was quick.
Teamwork. [Chuckles]
I didn't do anything.
- Oh.
- Oh, Kenneth wants to join.
Does he?
No. [Sighs]
- [Laughs]
- No. [Laughs]
So embarrassing. [Chuckles]
[Laughs]
I got her!
[Ashley inhales deeply]
You got me. That was funny.
[David chuckles softly]
You are very funny.
Yeah.
You are.
You're so handsome too.
[Quirky music]
Thanks.
We open in 15. Are you good?
Yeah, boy.
Brett, seriously,
take the T-shirt off, man.
- Chelsea was just here.
- Yes, boss.
- Yes, boss! Do it!
- [Brett chuckles]
Oh, also,
at the start of this month,
on a Thursday,
you logged two hours,
but you don't work on Thursdays,
I thought.
I took you to the airport.
- You logged that?
- Yeah.
- You took me there as a mate.
- But you flew for work.
Yeah, but taking someone to
the airport is a friend thing.
But you flew for work.
What is this? What's going on
here? Is this a Carmen thing?
- It was her idea.
- I f*cking knew it.
But she's right.
You always treat me like a PA,
and never like a best friend.
- Brett, no, I don't.
- Yeah, you do.
I don't. That is a lie, man.
That's what she told me.
- Man...
- I'm pretty sure.
- [Phone rings]
- Bretty, this is not you, mate.
This is not you.
When was the last time
we hung out?
I'm busy. I'm sorry.
We'll hang out soon, okay?
But this isn't you,
I'm telling ya.
- Yeah, right.
- Hello?
[Chelsea on speakerphone]
Hi, Gordon.
Oh, hey, Chels. How are ya?
Hey, amazing news.
They've got a late cancellation.
Can you get there at 5:45?
Where?
The IVF place.
Oh, um...
The next appointment isn't
for another three months.
Gordon, this is a sign.
No, I know, but I just... I have
to flea-b*mb the house, Chels.
Yeah, I thought
you already did that.
I was meant to.
I'm really sorry I haven't.
I have to do that today.
- [Brett] I could do it.
- Hey?
Yes! Oh, Bretty, thank you.
- [Gordon] What?
- No worries, love.
No, no. It's a whole thing.
I have to...
Do you know how to do it?
Okay, I'll meet you there.
Love you.
- [Gordon] Love you.
- Love you.
Don't do this, Gordon.
What? Hang on. Why?
Do... do you want to
have kids with her?
Mate, I don't know.
She wants to do it, okay?
I want to have kids
at some point.
Yeah, but with her?
I don't know, Chiara, okay?
Probably.
Probably. No, that's a great way
to go into kids.
- [Gordon] Chi...
- 'Cause they're amazing with...
Yeah, probably. Yep, good. Yep.
I'm not having a baby
today, mate.
- Yep.
- I'm just putting sperm in.
I've got time, okay?
A sperm is not an embryo.
An embryo is not a baby.
Tell that to
the Catholic Church, mate.
Chi, what the...
This morning, you told me
not to pursue the thing
with Ash.
- Right?
- That's right.
[Gordon] Now you're telling me
not to do this with Chelsea.
- What the f*ck?
- Correct. They're sh*t ideas.
Both of those things
are sh*t ideas, Gordon.
Are you jealous?
- No.
- Oh, my God, she's jealous.
- Of who?
- Of all the girls.
- [Chiara] Oh, my God!
- Just asking the question. Well?
You two are mental.
No, you're on yourself, mate.
Not only do I not find you
attractive, Gordon,
I actually physically find you
a bit off-putting.
- Off-putting?
- Yeah, to be honest.
With your scraggly face
and your f*cking b*tch hips.
- b*tch hips?
- Yeah, b*tch hips, b*tch.
Yep, yep. Take a look at
yourself from behind, Gordon.
It's not pretty.
What the f*ck?!
Hey, I'll log the flea bombs
as your PA, yeah?
Fine, log it as a PA, f*ck ya.
[Brett] Yeah, sick. Love you.
Love you.
[Footsteps recede]
- Hey, Chi?
- [Chiara] Yeah?
The b*tch hips thing
was too much. Too much.
[Chiara] Sorry, mate.
The truth hurts.
I don't have b*tch hips!
[Quirky percussive music]
Hey, what if we found
a nice rooftop bar
like the one in Warrnambool?
You know, catch the sunset, have
some champs, see what happens.
- Today?
- Yeah.
Oh, sunsets just aren't
really my thing.
I've been getting
sundowner syndrome.
It's like, um,
seasonal depression.
- Really?
- Mm-hm.
Oh, I had no idea.
Uh, it's a new thing, yeah.
It's recent.
But it's anxiety, really.
Oh, okay.
- Left.
- Oh.
Okay, well, what if...
What if we went to
the Botanical Gardens?
Have a champagne picnic?
[Ashley] Uh...
- Well, um, 10:00 and 2:00.
- Oh.
I'd... I'd still see
the sunset, though,
through the trees, wouldn't I?
So, yeah. Sorry, mate, can't.
[Laughs awkwardly]
Uh...
Okay, well, forget sunsets.
What if, um...
- 10:00 and 2:00.
- What if we... Sorry.
What if we book a nice, uh,
table at that French bistro?
What's it called?
The one that we like?
Stop! That was a stop sign.
Oh, you drove
straight through it.
- Did I?
- Don't look now. Pull over.
David!
You just...
This is my license now, and
you're making so many errors.
Honestly, I didn't even see it.
Yeah, 'cause you're too busy
talking about sunsets.
[Engine idles]
[Engine stops]
Stupid.
It's okay, mate.
No. Uh...
A guy my age, without a license,
making basic mistakes,
I mean, it's pathetic.
- But you're not pathetic.
- I am.
I still don't know
what a hot doctor like you
is doing with a guy like me.
No, I'm not perfect.
Yes, you are.
Please, David, do not
put me on a pedestal.
I... [Chuckles awkwardly]
I don't give money
to homeless people.
I don't either.
I've got HPV.
Yeah, but that's really common.
Mon had it, actually.
I probably gave it to you.
Can you stop talking about Mon?
I'm just saying, you know,
like, I shoplift sometimes.
- Do you?
- Yeah.
Just like cheap lipsticks
from the chemist or whatever.
- [Laughs]
- Don't laugh.
I'm just saying
I'm not perfect, you know?
I've been unfaithful.
What?
Not...
Just in the past, you know?
Like... with other... guys.
Oh, yeah, but, Ash, not with me.
- No.
- It's okay.
Yeah.
I see you and I accept you.
Okay.
You know what? You're right.
We don't have to go
anywhere special
because wherever you are
is already special.
[Groans]
Like this car.
This car is really special
because you're in it.
[Exhales]
- Ashley...
- Mm-mm.
- ..Maree...
- [Groans]
[Hyperventilates]
Between your legs. Between
your legs. What's happening?
- [Muzak plays softly]
- [Indistinct chatter]
Oh, and has it been at least
Yes.
What?
Last week after
Survivor All-Stars
was the last time we had sex.
- Was it?
- Yeah.
'Cause you have a thing
for Par-vati.
I don't have anything
for Par-vati.
- And it's Parvati.
- I think it's Par-vati.
It's Parvati.
[Chuckles]
Anyway, yes, we... we did. Good.
You haven't masturbated
recently?
No.
- N-no.
- No.
Nuh.
Right, good.
Uh, no other sexual partners?
- No.
- Nuh.
[Virgil] Okay. Good.
I mean, you wouldn't
be able to tell that
from my sample anyway,
would you?
What?
No, I'm saying...
I'm just saying because
I had testicular cancer,
the motility of my sperm
and the volume is the thing.
I mean, that's what we're
thinking. That's the main game.
- Yes, but...
- I don't know what I'm saying.
That's why it's important
that you give yourself
the best chance
at producing viable sperm.
- Yes. Yeah.
- Yeah.
- [Virgil] Right.
- Yep.
[Virgil] Well...
..it's showtime!
So, yeah. Uh, it's all here.
Um, we've got internet.
- Yep.
- Uh...
We have magazines
if you're old school.
Okay, thank you.
Um, so, yeah,
just take your time.
- Have fun with it, I guess.
- Thanks.
Guy to guy...
Yes?
Don't feel pressure
to think about her.
I'm sorry?
Just... don't.
Right.
She's lovely, but guy to guy...
..a lot of men
can get in their heads
thinking this is the moment
of conception
and they put pressure
on themselves
to think about the mother
of their child,
but don't... don't...
don't do that.
Okay. - Don't do that.
- Okay.
This is a free pass.
It's an opportunity.
It's just for you, okay?
She'll never know.
- No one's gonna know.
- Okay.
I mean, I'll know because I've
got your recent search history.
I mean, look at the last guy.
What have we got here?
- [Laughs] All the greatest hits.
- Yep.
Stepsister is still number one.
- Is it?
- You've got big t*ts, MILF, g*y.
- I'm good.
- Okay.
Um... I can get some Survivor
on there if you want.
- I can manage that. Yeah.
- Okay, sure, sure.
You know, like I said,
just have fun with it.
[Gordon] Mm-hm.
See you on the other side.
[Gordon] Mm. Thank you.
Oh, uh...
Sign this so we can't sell
or otherwise misuse your semen.
- All right.
- Hmm.
Come... and see me
when you're done.
All right.
Ejacu-later.
[Door closes]
# Jimmy Barnes'
"Working Class Man" #
# Working hard to
make a living #
# Bringing shelter
from the rain #
# A father's son
left to carry on #
# Blue denim in his veins #
# Whoa-oh-oh #
# He's a working-class man #
# Well,
he's a steel town disciple #
# He's a legend of his kind #
# He's running
like a cyclone... #
f*ck off!
# Across the wild
Midwestern sky... #
[Spray can hisses]
# Oh-oh-oh #
# He's a working-class man #
# Oh-oh-oh #
# He believes in God and Elvis #
# Oh-oh-oh #
# He gets out when he can #
# Oh-oh-oh
# He did his time in Vietnam #
# Still mad at Uncle Sam... #
- [Spray can hisses]
- # Oh-oh-oh #
# He's a simple man
with a heart of gold #
# In a complicated land... #
Ooh!
- [Music stops abruptly] - Oh.
[Spray can hisses]
[Muzak plays softly]
[Gordon clears throat]
- [Whispers] How'd you go?
- No dice. No dice.
What do you mean,
"no dice, no dice"?
It's just not my day, I think.
Seriously?
Do you mind?
Can I come in?
Can I go in with him?
Sure. I mean, whatever
gets the job done, right?
Okay, great. It's fine.
- I'll give you a hand job.
- Can we not?
- It's fine.
- Don't be ridiculous.
- Uh...
- Let's go. Thank you.
Good luck.
I don't know you.
Do you know him?
No.
Um, it's here.
Ooh.
- No, no, it's...
- Is that too hard?
No, that's... It's a bit...
It's... it's good.
- No? What do you want?
- No, I need it. I need it.
- It's good. Just get it done.
- Yeah, you need it.
- [Gordon grunts]
- Yeah, you need it. Come on.
Ohh!
- Uh...
- f*ck, Gordon. Come on.
- What is going on here?
- Yeah, it's...
Do you want Par-vati?
It's Parvati.
[Gentle music]
Another appointment
will come up.
- I don't... I don't...
- It'll come up.
I don't wanna talk
about it anymore.
All right.
[Siren wails in distance]
I need a shower. I feel gross.
[Sighs]
[Gordon] Oh, sh*t. That's right.
The flea bombs.
- [Brett moans]
- [Chelsea] How long has it been?
I'll open a window.
Oh, f*cking hell!
- Bretty, Bretty, Bretty!
- Oh, my God.
Bretty, you okay?
[Chelsea] Shall I call
an ambulance?
Oh, sh*t. Yeah, man.
- Hey, let's, uh, close that.
- [Chelsea] Uh...
Oh, yeah, sorry, bro. The shirt.
No, you're good.
You're good. You're good.
- What is that? Is that you?
- Is... is what me?
- On the T-shirt.
- Uh, I don't think so.
Oh, yeah. I... I made it.
Hey, Bretty, Bretty.
- Bretty, Bretty, Bretty!
- What? What?
- f*ck'...
- Hang on. Hang on. What?
- Uh...
- [Brett groans]
- Yep.
- [Brett groans]
[Gordon] Okay, Bretty,
can you give us a minute?
What... what is going on?
- You okay?
- [Brett] Yep.
- Okay.
- [Brett groans]
- What?
- Um...
Chels...
- [Brett groans]
- [Bird chirps]
[Brett groans]
You okay?
[Brett] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Um...
Chels, I...
I can't do this anymore.
Do what?
This. You know, us.
I can't do it. I can't do it.
[Laughs incredulously]
Are you f*cking joking?
No.
We're in the middle
of doing IVF,
and you're breaking up with me?
[Gordon] Hmm.
You're breaking up with me?
Uh...
No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no.
You do not get to
f*ck' speak right now.
[Brett] That's all right. I'll
get an Uber to the hospital.
Why? Gordon? Hmm?
- [Gordon] Hmm?
- Hmm?
You give me
one good f*ck' reason
why you are breaking up with me,
'cause I've got a million
reasons why I should dump you,
you f*cking gray-haired,
sad man-child.
I'm so interested to hear why
you're breaking up with me.
My heart isn't in it, Chels.
Right.
[Sobs]
And was your heart in it
when you agreed to give sperm to
try and make an embryo with me?
Or was your heart
"not in it" then too?
Chels, I'm sorry.
No, I'm sorry...
..that I wasted the last year
of my life with you.
You didn't waste it.
I am sorry that
I've been so arrogant
to think that I could be the one
to fix you,
because I think you might be
unfixable, Gordon.
And your charismatic,
"ooh, whoopsie-daisy, I run
a bar, aren't I fun?" thing
is... it's charming when
you're in your 20s or your 30s,
but at your age,
it is a red f*cking flag!
Crimson!
And I am sorry that I ignored it
during one of my
final fertile years.
I'm sorry.
Don't be!
Yeah, I have embryos with Simon,
my ex, anyway,
and they're really good.
Like, I have three 3AAs.
That never happens.
That's great. Congratulations.
Yeah, thank you. f*ck yourself!
Don't...
Don't touch my plant.
Don't touch my stuff.
I'll get my assistant
to pick it up tomorrow,
and she's gonna be thrilled
because she always thought
you were a f*ck, by the way.
[Door opens]
[Door slams]
[Brett] Oh, no, they canceled.
Oh, man!
It's okay, mate,
I'll take you to hospital.
As a boss or as a friend?
As a friend.
[Warm music]
[Jet roars]
[Whispers] Ashy. Ash-begash.
Come on. Wake up, baby. Hey.
- Huh?
- Hey, come on. Wake up.
- What?
- It's okay.
Come on,
we're gonna go for a ride.
- What's happening?
- It's okay.
I've got your pillow
and your doona in the car.
- [Ashley] I...
- We're gonna go somewhere.
But I want you
to stay asleep, okay?
[Ashley] What's happened?
[David] Come with me
and stay asleep.
[Ashley] I don't want to.
[Warm music continues]
[Hand brake clicks]
- [Gordon] Ash Begash?
- Hmm?
- Hey, wake up.
- Hmm.
Wake up. We're here.
Where are we?
Camden.
What?
Listen. I've got
your clothes here.
- Okay?
- Oh.
Why don't you get changed?
I just gotta run off
and talk to someone quickly
and I'll be back, okay?
- [Ashley] Mm. - All right?
You rug up.
Mm-hm.
[Car door opens]
See you soon.
- [Magpies warble]
- [Car door thuds]
Ohh.
[Magpies warble]
[Gasps]
Oh, God.
[Flames whoosh]
[Nervously] Hi!
- Uh-oh. What's he done now?
- Yeah.
What is all this?
Are we... we going up in that?
Not just going up.
Champagne breakfast!
- [Flames whoosh]
- [David laughs]
Grant Burge, anyone? [Laughs]
Please, please, please wait.
Just wait. Stop.
Um...
David, I think I know what
you're about to do, and, um...
..please don't.
Yep, but do you really know
what I'm about to do? [Laughs]
Yes.
Yeah, but do you, though?
I mean...
Yes. Yes, David.
And... and...
I don't want to do...
..that.
Are you...
Right.
Uh...
[Flames whoosh]
Um... what do you want to do?
I don't know. [Laughs awkwardly]
Nothing.
Uh, right, okay.
Well, shall we just pretend
like I wasn't about to do that,
and we just go back
to how we are?
Hey?
[Tearfully] No.
Right. Uh...
Listen, I've already paid for
it, so do you want to just...
- What's that?
- I've already paid for it.
So do you want to just go up
and do it anyway? Please?
Of cour... Yes.
Of course we can.
- All right?
- Yeah.
Yeah.
It'd be nice.
[Ashley] This is so pretty.
[Fabian] Here they come.
[Chuckles]
Welcome aboard.
Thanks. Okay.
- A first for everything, huh?
- Oh, there it is.
Bet you've never been
up in one of these. Oi!
- In you pop.
- [Ashley laughs awkwardly]
Mate, do you wanna? Nah.
You can do it yourself.
Okay, mate. Up.
Okay. [Groans]
Uh, champagne, folks?
- Yeah, lovely.
- Okay.
Thanks.
Oh, miss, uh, I think there's
something that you've, uh...
Uh, nah.
No, that's, uh... It's okay.
I, uh... Okay, very good.
Well, uh,
let's get underway, then.
Uh, ready to take off? Yeah?
Okay.
And how long does this go for?
Uh, our New Beginnings
Champagne Breakfast flight
is 100 minutes, miss.
- [Fabian] So...
- [Gentle music]
Away we go!
[Flames whoosh]
# Art Garfunkel's
"Waters of March" #
# A stick, a stone #
# It's the end of the road #
# It's the rest of a stump #
# It's a little alone #
# It's a sliver of glass #
# It is life, it's the sun #
# It is night, it is death #
# It's a trap, it's a g*n #
# The oak when it blooms,
a fox in the brush #
# The nod of the wood,
the song of a thrush #
# The wood of the wing,
a cliff, a fall #
# A scratch, a lump,
it is nothing at all #
# It's the wind blowing free #
# It's the end of a slope #
# It's a bean, it's a void #
# It's a hunch, it's a hope #
# And the riverbank talks #
# Of the Waters of March #
# It's the end of the strain #
# It's the joy in your heart #
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03x04 - New Beginnings Champagne Breakfast
Ashley and Gordon are brought together by a car accident and an injured dog, and learn to navigate life together.