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05x06 - Rabbid Park; Rabbid Enlightenment; Between a Rabbid and a Hard Place

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Rabbids Invasion". Aired: August 3, 2013.*
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The Rabbids from Ubisoft's "Raving Rabbids" video game series star in their own television series.

05x06 - Rabbid Park; Rabbid Enlightenment; Between a Rabbid and a Hard Place

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- [man]

Give me a "B.

" - [rabbid]

Ba ba ba ba ba.

[man]

Give me a lot of "ha.

" [woman singing operatically]

[both scream]

[title music]

# h* hee # Baa Ba, ba, baa [tires screeching]

Ba ba Ba, baa Ba Ba - # Ba # - # Ahh # Baa h* hee Zo zee [singing "Also Sprach Zarathustra" in gibberish]

[singing Beethoven's "Symphony No.

5" in gibberish]

[drum riff]

# Ba-baa # [tribal music]

Bwah, bwah, bwah bwah bwah.

Bwah bwah! [elephant trumpets]

[all]

Wow.

[monkeys screeching]

Ba ba ba! Ba! Ba ba ba! Mmm, ba ba ba ba.

[all]

Oh? Oh Ba ba ba.

Ba ba! Ba ba ba.

Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba! [stereo playing elephant trumpets]

[clucking]

[meows]

[clucking]

Oh! Oh! Hmm? [chuckling]

[music]

[yelling]

[m*ssile incoming]

Wha wha wha wha? Wha Wha! [sputtering]

[machine beeping, whirring]

[birds chirping]

Ba cha! [yelling]

Ba ba ba ba! Ba.

[energy pulse]

[grunting]

Oh oh, bo do ba.

[buzzing]

Ahh.

[growling]

[screeching]

[chewing]

Bwah ha? Bwah ba, ba ba ba.

[ground rumbling]

[squealing]

Bo vo va? Of [ground shaking]

[growling]

[slurping]

Bwah ha.

[music]

[monster roaring]

[slurping]

[grunting]

Ahh Wa ha! Ba ha, ba ha, bah.

Oh ba.

[slurping]

[humming]

[slurping, gulping]

Oh bo.

Bo? Bwah? Oh.

Wa ha! Ba ba ba.

Mmm, ba.

Oh wow, wa ba, ba, ba! Mmm! Mmm? [ground rumbling]

[ground rumbling]

Oh [ground rumbling]

Ba! [snarling]

Oh [wood clanking]

Ba ha! [growling]

Va ba! Ha ha, oh ba! Ba ba, ba ba ba! Ba ba ba! Ba, ba ba ba [laughing]

Ba ba ba! [roaring]

[gasping]

Ba, ba ba ba! [grunting]

Ah! Ah! Ba ba ba ba ba ba Oh? [machine beeping, whirring]

[music]

Ba ba, ba ba ba! Ma ba ba! Ba ba? Whoa.

Na ba, ba ba ba! [electrical crackling]

Oh [signs powering down]

[groaning]

Mmm.

[slurping]

- Wow! - Mmm? Da da ba da da! - Da, baba! - Uh, ba ba ba [gasps]

[chuckling]

[electrical crackling]

[blows raspberry]

Hmm.

[signs powering on]

- [clears throat]

Da ba ba ba! - Wah! Wa wa wa wa wa! [grumbling]

Ah-ha! [grunts]

[m*ssile falling]

[roaring]

[ground shaking]

Oh Ba ba ba! [giggling]

[clucking]

[music]

[roaring]

Ba ba? [roaring]

[electrical crackling]

[electrical crackling]

Oh h* h* h*? Ba da! [all laughing]

Wa ga ga! [electrical crackling]

Ah, ba ba ba! Va va va Ba ba! [laughing]

Ah, ta ba da! [laughing]

Ba da! Ba da! [mock chicken sounds]

[laughing]

Da da da da da da da! Da da da da da da da! [fence clinks]

[laughing stops]

Oh [music]

[growling]

[fence clinks]

[screaming]

[groaning]

[screaming]

Wa! Wa wa wa! Wah, ba ba ba ba ba [screaming]

[roaring]

[panting]

[toilet flushing]

Ba, da da da da.

[growling]

Ba! [thudding on door]

Ba? Bo.

[snarling]

[screaming]

[panting]

Ba da da! [whispering]

Da, fa fa.

Hmm.

[heavy breathing]

[electrical crackling]

[gasping]

[screaming]

Ah ha! [laughing]

Ba bo! Oh da! Da da da! [music]

Bwah bwah.

[metal creaks]

[creaking]

[screams]

[roaring]

[clucking]

[roaring]

[machine beeping, whirring]

[screaming]

Oh ah? [crashing]

Ohh oh [m*ssile falling]

Bo bo ba? [music]

Ba ba, ba ba ba? Fa ba! [clucking]

Ba ba ba! Fwa ba ba! Ba ba ba! [laughing]

[singing Beethoven's "Symphony No.

5" in gibberish]

Ba ba [whistling]

[scanner beeping]

[energy pulse]

- What? - Oh, no, not again.

Ba ba! - Security, he's back! - Ba ba ba! [trumpets blaring]

Ha ba ba ba! [giggling]

[slurping]

Ba I know, right? She's just so, like Ba ba! [gasping]

- Ba ba da da da! - Hey! [gasps]

Do ba ba da! [laughing]

Oh, ba ba Da ba ba da! [giggling]

[panicking]

- Do ba ba go - Hold it, buddy! [crashing]

Stay right there.

Don't move! [machine beeping, whirring]

[energy pulse]

[buzzing]

[snorting]

[energy pulse]

[squealing]

Oh? Oh ba ba.

Ohh, ba da ba ba.

Bo oh? Oh, ba ba ba.

[machine beeping]

[static]

Da ba, ba ba ba ba! Ah ha! Haha oh? [chuckling]

Cro yum yum.

Bo oh? Ah, va va va [grunts]

Yum yum.

Cro papa cro mama cro Lucy.

Cro hungry! [laughing]

Cro yum yum.

[sparkling]

[music]

Cro yum yum! Cro yum yum! Yum yum! Yum yum! Cro yum yum! [music]

[stirring]

Ba ba? Mmm? [spits]

Cro bad.

[groans]

[laughing]

Hmm.

Hmm? [buzzing]

Wa ba ba! Ah, da da da! [machine beeping]

Va ba.

[machine beeping, whirring]

Huh? Oh, boy.

[music]

[energy pulse]

Ba da da! [energy pulse]

[music]

Ba ba! Ah-h*, ba ba ba ba ba.

Ha? Ba ba.

Oh Ba ba ba ah, whoa! Ba ba ba ba ba ba! - Huh? - Huh? Hmm? Hmm? Oh.

[blowing]

[child giggling]

Oh ooh! [chuckling]

Ooh! Oh, ma wa! Wa, ba ba ba ba [all gasp]

Cro did it.

Cro did it.

Bwah, da fa da ha fa.

Huh? Oh? Blah, ba da da.

Hey! Cro mine! Cro bad! Cro bad! - Cro bad! - Bo bah? "Bo bah, blah blah blah.

" [laughing]

Bah bah bah bah bah [giggling]

"Bleh.

Bleh bleh bleh.

" [laughing]

- Oh? - Ba ba.

[blows raspberry]

[laughing]

La da da da! [growling]

Cro nice.

[panting]

[grunting]

Ba ba ba! [music]

Ba oh, da da da.

Huh? Va va va va va va va, va va va.

[music]

[gasps]

Ah, ba va va fa! Ohh, ba ba! Bo bo bo? [music]

Ba va va.

Va [grunts]

Oh fa fa fa? Ah ah! [defibrillator whirring]

[grunting]

[giggling]

[defibrillator whirring]

[grunting]

[music]

[chuckling]

Hmm? Ba ba ba ba, ba va va! [music]

Mm mm, bwah va va va! Ohh, ba va va va? Oh, va va va va va va.

[camera clicking]

Ah ca va va va [all laughing]

Ah, cro stupid.

Oh ba ba.

Oh? Bwah-ha! [beeping]

Huh? Oh? Mm-hmm.

Uh Ba da va.

Ba va va ba va va va.

[defibrillator whirring]

[grunting]

Oh, va va va.

[music]

[meowing]

Ah, cro yum yum! [music]

[voice on tablet]

Though it became extinct millions of years ago, the Dodo raptor was the most fearsome of predators.

[roaring]

[gasping]

Ooh! [laughing]

Ba ba.

It could attract females from up to [ground rumbling]

several miles away with its terrifying roar.

[roaring]

[crunch]

[roaring]

[roaring]

Cro bust a move.

[defibrillator whirring]

[grunting]

Cro stop! [tablet beeping]

[roaring]

[laughing]

[beeping, roaring]

[growling]

- Oh, no.

- Cro for real? Wa ha! Wo da va! [blow dryer blowing]

Cro for it! [music]

Hmm? Oh, bo da.

[blow dryer blowing]

[scrambled speech]

[gulps]

[all gasping]

[defibrillator whirring]

Cro-oh.

[dramatic music]

Cro look! Cro cart! [screaming]

- Cro faster! - Cro faster! Wa ba! Wa ha ha! [all screaming]

[tablet playing music]

[cat meowing]

[meows]

Huh? [gasps]

Ba ba! [defibrillator whirring]

- Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba.

- Cro hi! [growling]

Wa ba.

- Ba ba - [cashier]

Security! [singing Beethoven's "Symphony No.

5" in gibberish]

Ba ba [chewing]

[squealing]

[music]

[buzzing]

Ba, ba ba! [laughing]

Ba ba ba! [laughing]

Oh? Wa, wa wa.

[giggling]

Oh bo bo ba, oh bo bo ba.

Oh bo bo ba? [chuckles]

[music]

[screaming]

[music]

[wind blowing]

Oh? [chirping]

Ba ba.

Hmm.

Bwah [ground rumbling]

[squawking]

[cackling]

Ah, ba ba.

[whipping sound]

[screaming]

[John]

51, 52 [squawking]

[grunts]

Stupid job.

I'll never win a Nobel Prize at this rate.

[screaming]

Huh? What the? Right size, right color.

Could it be? [laughing]

Oh? [giggling]

Wa! Da da da! [panting]

Hey, Gina, you'll never guess what I just found.

[John on walkie-talkie]

Gina? Gina? Ah, come on, Yuri, you gotta be kidding me! Not another crate of dog food instead of our pepperoni pizzas.

[cackling]

- A dinosaur egg preserved in the ice? - You know it! Yes! I didn't sweat through three years of paleontology for nothing.

It's a Dodo raptor egg.

We're going to be famous! And finally be able to blow this popsicle stand.

[knocking on door]

Huh? [shivering]

Hmm What the [man screams]

- This is truly incredible.

- Gina! There's a dinosaur outside! Wh what're you talking about? - I don't see any dinosaurs.

- Oh? Oh.

- Ahh - It was right there! Right there! With a mouth full of razor sharp teeth! - He - John, there is clearly nothing out there.

[ground rumbling]

[screaming]

[roaring]

We need to call for help! [metal banging]

Bah? [roars]

- We're saved! - Actually, we're done for.

Our communication systems are dead! No, wait! We we still got this! Hello, Yuri? Do you read me? [Yuri on radio]

Da, John, copy that.

[door opening]

A rabbit? Stealing our egg? - Hey, give me that! - Ba, da da da da! [thumping]

Ugh, it's dead.

Pass me yours, John.

Uh it's just that, uh, it's uh - Well, then go get it.

- Go get it? You'd have to be crazy.

Your head would have to be completely [giggling]

Ahh, mm-hmm! Aah! Ow.

- Walkie-talkie.

Go get.

- Mmm? Ba da da! Ah-ha! See? You said it was a stupid idea.

No, I said it was the stupidest idea I'd ever heard.

Ba ba! [chuckling]

[gasping]

- Ba ba ba! - He did it! - The walkie-talkie! - The walkie-talkie! Da da? [groans]

- No! - No! The walkie-talkie next to you! Da ba ba [both gasping]

[sighing]

Da da! [humans]

No! No! No! - The walkie-talkie! - The walkie-talkie! Oh [static]

[whimpering]

[Gina screams]

[both gasping]

[Yuri on radio]

Da? Yuri here [laughing]

[slurping]

What that noise? More funny joke? Ba [snowmobile beeps]

ba ba ba! Ba ba? [roaring]

- Ah! We're doomed! - Not yet, we're not.

[grunting]

Hey, you! Dino want a biscuit? I can't believe it.

It's working! [sighs]

Go on, fetch! [screams]

[music]

[panting]

Come on, boy, go get it! Whoa! [blows raspberry]

[roaring]

[screams]

[snowmobile starting]

Ba va va! [grunts]

[John]

Whoa, nice kick.

Ba ba ba! [cackling]

Yuri, come in! [screaming]

[machine beeping, whirring]

Yuri, quick! Call out the Army, there's a dinosaur on the ice flow! [Yuri]

Da, da, and I am president.

Enjoy your joke because Yuri no answer you no more.

[forced laughter]

[machine beeping, whirring]

[music]

Ba ba.

[snowmobile zooming]

[laughing]

Hey, cheer up, Gina.

We still got the raptor egg.

We'll be scientific celebrities.

We'll receive honors from the academy! We'll - Oops.

- [Gina]

John! [John]

Uh, feel like breakfast?